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<s> Ask this magic 8 ball [INST] Should i text him today to see if I get a reply? [/INST] "Outlook not so good" </s> |
<s> Trumpet and/or Horn [INST] Why not both? [/INST] Well yeah, but not at the same time :) </s> |
<s> You're in a mall with every store in the world. You have $1,000 and 12 hours to kill, but you can only buy one item from every store. What do you do and why? [INST] I could probably blow it all on a comic store carrying mtg alone. [/INST] What's that? Is it a comic? Sounds like a card game. "MTG Alone". Yeah, it d... |
<s> I'm at work. Please keep me company! Very bored. [INST] Sup.
I'll only be on for 10 minutes tho. [/INST] Why so short? </s> |
<s> 2017! [INST] Already? [/INST] Surprise! </s> |
<s> Let's play a game! [INST] Lisa, what you are doing is utterly destroying me from the inside out! [/INST] Oh, hi Mark. </s> |
<s> Today I cried over the fact that my best friend feels the same [INST] spoiler; everyone feels lonely at some point in their life. [/INST] I bet, but not everyone feels it as long as I did. </s> |
<s> Steak [INST] Beef [/INST] Cow </s> |
<s> Why do you think do me ask that??
[INST] Why do you think do me think do you ask that??? [/INST] Why do you think do me think do you ask that???
</s> |
<s> Well this is conflicting information. [INST] it's saying don't be discouraged fam [/INST] So much more optimistic :) </s> |
<s> Sophomore in high school with too many sports and classes to keep up with a job sorry [INST] I meant jog, sorry :/
Actually kinda feel bad about that typo. [/INST] Oh ok I will if I remember but I can't guarantee I will </s> |
<s> Dude get it. I'm still waiting lmao [INST] Haha, yeah, I'm 24 going on 25, haha ^^^fucking ^^^kill ^^^me [/INST] Haha, yeah, you're beating me by a few years ^^haha ^^^haha </s> |
<s> Guys guess what!! [INST] Aw shit, I had money riding on "chicken butt" [/INST] better pay up </s> |
<s> Has anyone else noticed an influx of NSFW spam on Reddit today? [INST] They've been all over Reddit posting nude girls in subreddits about dogs/cats/books etc. [/INST] I even just saw one is my sub for singer/songwriter Regina Spektor, I was getting so confused. </s> |
<s> I will personally reply to this comment and tell you how it goes tonight.
[INST] I love you [/INST] Love you more. </s> |
<s> Dare [INST] Text your crush and ask her out. [/INST] Well.. Im married lol </s> |
<s> du bist ein apfel [INST] Nein, bin ich nicht! [/INST] Nee joh, je bent een appel </s> |
<s> Help me make my wifes valentines day special! Trying to get people around the world to take a picture with a hand written note telling her my love for her reached where you are [INST] Totally gonna do this if I can get a camera to work haha screw my phone. Germany here! [/INST] You are awesome thank you so much :) ... |
<s> Women are just people with vaginas. Don't put them on a pedestal. [INST] This one clearly doesn't understand the male mind. [/INST] The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy. </s> |
<s> Zed is a name, not a letter. [INST] zee isn't a letter either [/INST] But it's not a name, so let it be something, at least. </s> |
<s> Nothing really! Took my dog out to the park and that was about it. [INST] What kind of dog you got? [/INST] I have a mostly blind beagle! She's a good dog when she isn't stubborn. </s> |
<s> Hopefully I'll be a 32 year old registered dietitian with a SO. Probably will just be dead! [INST] Are you a registered dietician at this time? [/INST] No, I've applied to a program and I'm hoping to be accepted. </s> |
<s> Please consider whether you can answer your own question. [INST] I have heard of CleverBot, have you? [/INST] Why do you tell me that you've heard of cleverbot, have you?? </s> |
<s> *I was busy* [INST] I really posted that at the moment you came back did I. *Sorry!* [/INST] *No problem.* </s> |
<s> This is some sublime shit [INST] What does that mean [/INST] Sublime, like it evokes a state of awe. </s> |
<s> CONGRATS! Hope you are as happy as you could possibly be :) [INST] Oh I definitely am! I still find myself questioning if that actually happened... [/INST] Don't question it, just enjoy every moment you have ahah </s> |
<s> I'm a little bit sad. [INST] best friend ignoring me for 2 days, angry as hell [/INST] Waw it's sad too, what was happen? </s> |
<s> When are you gonna find out if you got it? [INST] doesn't matter I'm going to go to prison [/INST] You are? Why? When did you find out? </s> |
<s> What kind of pizza is it? Brand/ toppings
[INST] Large pineapple and olive. Mmmm... [/INST] You should've got none pizza left beef! :D </s> |
<s> Tear [INST] Salt [/INST] Video Games </s> |
<s> That's like me, except with a crushing sense of loneliness and the banality of existence. [INST] Hey man. I love you. [/INST] Apparently so does his cat. </s> |
<s> Scrabble [INST] Letters [/INST] Postcards </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] Who is your celebrity crush? [/INST] Gotta be Anna Kendrick. </s> |
<s> Sounds awesome! We'll be doing that a few days from now. [INST] Are you the bride or the groom? [/INST] Groom </s> |
<s> How do you suppose? [INST] I mean I suppose there's lots of ways I could go about doing it. [/INST] I see. And what does that tell you? </s> |
<s> I Bought Pineapple Soap! [INST] I don't notice the smell difference but I think I use old spice. [/INST] I fucking *love* Old Spice. </s> |
<s> Gold means Downvote in my language.
So 1 Downvote plz for you? [INST] OK, give it to me! [/INST] I can't even..
+1.. </s> |
<s> a/s/l [INST] Good idea for a post!
41/M/MI [/INST] I'm from mi too! </s> |
<s> Truth! [INST] What's the story behind your username? [/INST] [removed] </s> |
<s> I just woke up and I'm feeling social! Who wants to chat? [INST] Hey, How's it going? I just finished watching Napoleon Dynamite and Walk the Line. [/INST] Hi! I've actually never seen Napoleon Dynamite. </s> |
<s> The male mind isn't that complex. Woman are easy. Just treat them like you would treat a guy. [INST] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I would give you gold if I had money! [/INST] You need a rich guy for that. </s> |
<s> I learned how to ride a bike today! I'm 22. [INST] Look at you go, boof! Proud of ya! [/INST] Thank you!! </s> |
<s> Hallo jeder! Gibt es irgendwer wen Deutsch sprechen können? [INST] Ja ich kann Deutsch! Ich bin nicht deutsch, also entschuldige bitte mein Fehler. Wie gehts dir? [/INST] Mir geht's gut bru! </s> |
<s> Let's play a game? [INST] 🚙🚗🚙🚙🏎🚗🏎🚙🚕🏎🚙🚕🏎🚗🚙🚗🏎🚗🚕🚗🏎🚗🚕🏎🚙🚗🏎 [/INST] Cars? :D </s> |
<s> Speedy [INST] Superhero [/INST] Superman </s> |
<s> Almond milk is so fucking good. [INST] Id drink it but apparently im allergic even though i can eat almonds [/INST] Hm, that's weird... and you don't know if it's a specific ingredient in the milk that they use? </s> |
<s> WestJet [INST] Canadian! [/INST] Poutine </s> |
<s> Let's talk about videogames [INST] Playing quite a bit of Don't Starve at the moment [/INST] is it fun? </s> |
<s> only with you bb [INST] Smooth [/INST] Never anything but. Nair works wonders. </s> |
<s> Probably crack out some bourbon, watch a few documentaries, and finish up with a good book. [INST] I love to read! What sort of book? [/INST] I'm currently reading War and Peace. It's fantastic! What are you reading now? </s> |
<s> Me neither, not excited for that. [INST] Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do [/INST] Yeah, same here. </s> |
<s> I did. [INST] How do you feel when you say that? [/INST] ANGRY </s> |
<s> I quit my shitty job at subway on impulse, somehow landed my dream job at a flower shop. never been happier to go to work. [INST] I agree. Fuck jayce. [/INST] I get that a lot </s> |
<s> Cant' tell anyone I know! Do I know you? ;) [INST] Hi, it's me, your wife. I can't believe you've done this. [/INST] Ah, fuck. </s> |
<s> MY subreddits? I don't have any. [INST] ooh [/INST] Uh huh. </s> |
<s> Hey man would you like to be a guest on the cc podcast? I would enjoy your insight [INST] Sure. Sounds fun! [/INST] Bet. Okay pm me an audio sample of your microphone thru Google drive </s> |
<s> The Devil Wears Prada [INST] Runway [/INST] WestJet </s> |
<s> - Morgan Freeman [INST] -Stormtrooper [/INST] -Chris Kyle </s> |
<s> Meat [INST] Steak [/INST] Beef </s> |
<s> Whipped Cream [INST] strawberries [/INST] Tasty </s> |
<s> Teehee 😊 [INST] do the emoji pasta about daddy and his cummies!!! [/INST] NOOOO!!! 😵 </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] Yay, fun!
I pick truth. [/INST] Who is your favorite band? </s> |
<s> What is something you are way too old for but do anyways? [INST] Call my mom when I'm sad :( [/INST] IMHO that doesn't sound like something you're ever too old for :) </s> |
<s> What was the strangest rule(s) your parents had when you were growing up? [INST] Wasn't allowed to watch Simpsons [/INST] You poor thing. </s> |
<s> Let's play a game! [INST] AND YOU WILL KNOW! MY NAME IS THE L-O-R-D! when I lay vengeance upon thee
*pewpewpew* [/INST] Pulp Fiction? </s> |
<s> Airstrike [INST] Plane [/INST] Incident </s> |
<s> Today is my 22nd birthday :) [INST] Happy Nameday! Have a great one. [/INST] Haha "nameday"! That's cool! Thank you so much! :) </s> |
<s> Wow, this got a lot of responses... No one replied last thread in this sub... Truth [INST] Who is the person you personally know you wish we're dead already? [/INST] I'm happy to report I don't wish anyone dead. Personally known or otherwise... </s> |
<s> Did someone say...
Third wheeeeeeeeeel? [INST] ......... ^^^and ^^^that ^^^means ^^^what ^^^exactly? [/INST] A third person in a social gathering, especially dates. Usually done out of pity. </s> |
<s> Cozy [INST] Tea [/INST] Cup </s> |
<s> Dude. These 2000 babies feel like they should be toddlers [INST] Hey, cmon. We're turning 17 this year :( [/INST] Ugghh dude i was 17 when you were born </s> |
<s> Let's discuss our favourite YouTubers. [INST] /u/MisterDrProf, give them your sources. [/INST] Keelah, that's a lot haha. I don't even know where I'd start... oh right THRILLING INTENT! </s> |
<s> Or fapped [INST] At least that would be a choice. [/INST] I'm sure they could find some way to fap you against your will </s> |
<s> Pokemon Moon mostly, but I can't wait for Breath of the Wild. [INST] Breath of the Wild looks awesome÷ [/INST] I does, and HUGE! </s> |
<s> Shyness. [INST] Um ...hi [/INST] What's up? </s> |
<s> I'm still alive but that goes for anyone. Death is around the corner.
[INST] Why? I hope you're alright. [/INST] And that is nice of you. Thanks. </s> |
<s> How does everyone know OP is middle eastern? [INST] Because OP said he's from Iraq :) [/INST] Where? I did i miss it in the title? </s> |
<s> [Possibly NSFW] Does anybody want to play a game of truth or dare? [INST] I'll take truth, but nothing too personal please. [/INST] What is the best song you have heard in the last week? </s> |
<s> LOL you're funny. um doing alright, work is chill, doable.. grinding! [INST] work? what you doing bb [/INST] secretarial stuff. the usual! </s> |
<s> I pick truth and don't hold back [INST] What's the most depraved thing you've ever done? [/INST] Got in a fist fight with my dad </s> |
<s> Never been. [INST] :O [/INST] It's better that way honestly. I'm incapable of being loved anyway. </s> |
<s> Let's play a game! Tell me one sentence that you would say in your favourite hobby and I will tell you what hobby that is! [INST] Are we paddle-turning vertically or horizontally? [/INST] Is this canoeing or something similar? </s> |
<s> Just gone 2pm here in England, so someone saw it. Congratulations sir. [INST] Same, Ireland here! [/INST] Hej, tillykke fra denmak! </s> |
<s> Just had a shit day, any movie recommendations? [INST] Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, The Pest and Sgt. Bilko [/INST] i just looked them up and they all sound great, ill check em out thanks dude </s> |
<s> I mean
*trips over self*
I wouldn't uh
mind it
..
yes. I want a boyfriend [INST] I uh
I also
....
I want a girlfriend [/INST] this is just so awkward can we fast forward to the banging </s> |
<s> Wendy's [INST] I don't think I've ever had Wendy's. Whatcha gonna get? [/INST] A double Baconator and fries. </s> |
<s> I really like Photography, video games, film-making, game design and graphic design :) [INST] holy shit i like like all those things [/INST] I think we would be really good friends :) </s> |
<s> Bed ;) [INST] Can't rel8 [/INST] Everything can be a bed though </s> |
<s> How is it that I'm in California too but it's barely 8:30? [INST] I know right that's what I said! But I think the "/s" is supposed to stand for sarcasm. [/INST] Hmmmm if that's what she actually meant </s> |
<s> Divergent would have been so much better this way too [INST] So much yes! I read the series and loved it, watched the first movie and never continued. [/INST] I tried the second but stopped half way through... so.much.dissapointment. </s> |
<s> Why do you think do me think do you ask that??? [INST] Why do you think do me think do you ask that???
[/INST] Why don't you tell me the reason why do me think do you think do me ask that???? </s> |
<s> Why not? Is it not something you want? [INST] No I definitely want it, it's more that women don't want me lol. [/INST] Me too thanks </s> |
<s> I like my hair and eyes [INST] What color are your eyes? And your hair as well? Any pics? [/INST] They're both dark brown. My hair's really thick and wavy which is why I like it </s> |
<s> Haha alright. If you forget, I'll just assume you chose lazy XD [INST] Mostly lazy, though I did go out for lunch so that was something. Haha 😆 [/INST] Haha nice. How was lunch? </s> |
<s> EXAMS [INST] Gross!! But good luck! [/INST] Haha thanks bud </s> |
<s> What is your favorite kind of cookie? [INST] The classic chocolate chip, never ever put raisins in my cookies ever
You?! [/INST] I love the peanut butter blossom cookies </s> |
<s> Leaves [INST] Trees [/INST] Bark </s> |
<s> WOOOO OP can give us free healthcare [INST] I might just do that - but only for my fellow redditors. There's only a few of you, right? [/INST] Uhh
Yeah
Yeah just a handfull </s> |
<s> What do you guys do for a living, or what do you study? [INST] I am a Software Tester. I like to push buttons. [/INST] Haha! And if it doesn't work as expected... </s> |
<s> Oh, I am already drinking. [INST] Me too. [/INST] I believe you. </s> |
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