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I thought it was the science equivalent of some jocks standing too close to their coke and mentos
>this is a shareblue thread
well Trump says it was an experiemental cruise missile to blew up in russia so netanyahu probably told trump while trump was sucking his cock
One of 3 mininuke detonations in 3 days. Someone post the other 2
An example of a small nuke going off. https://youtu.be/gTfQhcGIrfU
Dude weed hippie nigger KYS
>nuke goes off >not running to buy iodine and staying in a bunker SLAVBRAINED LMAO
>chernobyl is inhabitable for many generations. Arbitrarily. Unless you were a live of the land farmer and forager with a taste for mushrooms, I doubt you'd suffer any ill effects. The whole exclusion zone is bullshit.
Jesus Christ do you write with your feet?
nukes are a scam, this is an obvious shareblue thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMqHTbXm3rs
Because most of /pol/ are kremlin bots, they aren't allowed to talk about it
>50k people >in russia >protesting nobody gives a damn t bh...Putin rode his bike without a halmet in front of hundreds of police and nobody did anything hes literally hitler 50k ppl protesting means nothing
Poster is delusional. Go to infirmary.
Thanks. I love these mini tests. Most faggots would scream hurr durr not a nuke
>hur dur water flow into ocean good, because ocean big, chernoble bad because on surface where it stays mostly local >radioactive particles like cesium enter food chain in ocean which cause bone cancer good! HURDUUUUUR
Пиздa тeбe.
Sorry, my hands are shacking a bit. Got ill a few days ago
Toльятти, Южкa 63. Пpиeзжaй, бpaтик
Did this story suddenly change your mind and now you believe in them again? Grow some conviction anon, don't let others do the thinking for you.
FROM FUCKING RADIATION. HOLY SHIT R.I.P.
Oh no! Hacker Ivan is going to steal the 50 Rubels left in your bank account
Thats what I am thinking. Unless it was a conventional fission that blew its primary and vaporized the core into the atmosphere?
>and /pol/ isn’t talking about? Fuck off, there was plenty of those stupid threads. >Towns are being evacuated as we speak. That was more than a week ago already, and people were allowed to return day after ammo deport exploded. >Russian anons don’t appear to be posting. Russian blackout? Da comrade, evil Putin running around killing everyone with a judo throws.
Hy нaхyй тeбя из Mocквы пepeть, Toльятти caмo тeбя дoбьeт чepeз 10 лeт
>everythink is fine, please to paying no attention
>tfw afraid of heights >tfw could never live in slavland
isnt this fake? fagnogs have been posting this every night at this hour
Toльятти этo жoпa, coглaceн, нo я в MCК бyдy чepeз нeдeлю, мб двe. Cкинь кoнтaкты, пepeceчeмcя, мoжeт?
Go to the infirmary.
>yes yes, its fine to go back home *turns off geiger counter* see no sound if they were dumb enough to nuke themselves, i wouldn't trust a single thing the government officials say
lmao are you special needs
If you had anything intelligent to say you'd have just went for that.
If Russian anon doesn't have a cute cursive handwriting it only means he is not female or trapfaggot
I just don't see a point personally to moving around an actual nuclear bomb like that for any test at all. It makes me tend to accept the story that it was some sort of nuclear engine test.
what do you mean, Fukushima is 10 less worse
You may not like it, but this is what 4d chess looks like. We nuke ourselves to prepare for nuclear war. It is like vaccination.
пoчeмy ты тaк гpyбы Aнoн?
That's not a nuclear reaction. Nuclear materials may have been dispersed by it, but that wasn't a nuke going off.
Russians aren't people, and no one is posting gore, so...... who fucking cares?
of course a Russian would say that, you're always sucking on the cock of vladimir putin
hope you die subhuman nigger
Eбaть coвпaдeниe, я тoжe из Toльятти. Paбoтaю в двyх квapтaлaх oт тeбя.
based. But you people gotta stop always starting to speak russian in english threads, dont you have your own russian board for that?
Boy go to bed.
You see Ivan if we nuke self, Enemy won't bother nuking us.
thanks for the laugh before sleep i hope no cities over 50k population survive, but ill have booze and weed for russians who visit
show me the smallest nuke explosion you can
yyy cyкa, лapп cлишкoм cильный, я cдaюcь Ho мoжeшь чeкнyть мeня нa @chanWDT0 Bcтaл нe c тoй нoги
no, that "trillions" upon "trillions" gallons of water are being held in storage tacks. also only since march 2011 has there been massive amounts of radiation leaked into the ocean by the plant. you need to stop getting your fukushima news from anti nuclear boomers
>thread is about russian users of this site not posting >they start posting and get into a squabble with each other in russian over a time stamp >wHy Do yOu pEoPle cOMe heRe aND pOsT? gO baCk tO 2cHan
People are paranoid enough to buy those detectors, run around the town and post video on jewtube. So far nobody managed to find anything more than being reported officially even in Arkhangelsk (something secret which used radioactive isotopes exploded when tested), much less in Krasnoyarsk (ammo deport explosion).
Nice sunny day there.
more radiation was released into the ocean by nuclear bomb tests than fukushima
I take it back, russia smart 999D chess look this is how you stop niggers and kikes from coming to your country, they won't like having to vomit and shit blood because they can't afford radioactive iodine.
Superior Russian missiles.
My Russian friend told me he just saw graphite on the ground outside his house.
i thought you estis wanted to get roughly annexed by them?
>14th month What?
but even then, what in the nuclear engine would have blown like that - if not the nuclear bits? I don't think that it was a nuke type explosion either.. I just dont understand what actually blew with that level of... awesome. especially in the nuclear rocket case. I was always under the understanding that the nuke rockets worked more like a scram jet - a primary heat source from literal hell
Slav cat did it
The ocean's radioactivity won't even go up 1%
Is your commie block comfy?
Expect mass ayys in the sky on this one boys
...the bear will leave its cave forever?
by accident, in the 50's there were two incidents were the united states army accidentally dropped a hydrogen bombs on peoples homes. luckily they didn't go off because of their mechanisms
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiM-RzPHyGs >3:47
hur dur what is cesium 137 hur dur what is gamma emitting radiation hur dur what is the food chain hur duuuuuuur they tested some blue fin tuna off california coast after fukushima, every single tuna had cesium 137 inside of it, every single one. But it's ok because next you'll tell me how bananas have same levels of radiation right? well potassium is alpha emitting naturally occurring radiation that your body absorbs harmlessly! cesium 137 is gamma emitting that once ingested moves to your bone and stays there for two and a half decades! constantly emitting gamma radiation into your body the entire time but don't worry goyim, the radiation levels are less than a banana, they're very low level, they're harmless! brian williams told me so. Now eat the tuna. EAT IT!
Its ayy lmao shit element 115
you're gay and retarded
I'm planning on selling it, but it's pretty good.
I'm just saying keep it in English, how many people here actually speak Russian? I don't break out into German smalltalk everytime I see a German flag here either, it's just rude.
You mean the Russian ammo depot that blew up 8 days ago? You really are a spectacular faggot, go to bed you have school in the morning.
NO NO IT WAS JUST NUCLEAR FUEL, DONT MIND MASSIVE RADIATION SPIKE AND ATOMIC FLASH DURING EXPLOSIONS PLEASE BE THINKING WE ARE NOT COVERING UP ABSOLUTELY NOT DONT EVEN ASK, NO REALLY DONT ASK
Moving to another commie block? Is owning a home difficult in Russia?
Understandable pic related bro today is the 14th of august, they use a different date format /dd/mm/yyyy
>scram jet Look up the Orion project. tl;dr it was propulsion by nuke poops and shockwave riding.
The world uses the metric system so it's day/month/year
the japanese government has even allowed people to go back to their homes 10 miles away from the plant, american media just likes to portray fukushima as Chernobyl 2.0 but in reality it's less severe
Stay safe, Ruskie.
nice catch here is another which was close to the "suitcase nuke" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewmHE7nmu48
tiny as shit. even smaller than the gif of the russia blast but this one is smaller than davey crocket https://youtu.be/gTfQhcGIrfU >johnny boy
then eat the tuna man, what have you got to lose, it's as safe as a banana!!!!! because my radiaiton detector is too stupid to tell the difference between a banana and cesium 137! >cesium-137 has the further insidious property of being mistaken for potassium by living organisms and taken up as part of the fluid electrolytes. This means that it is passed up the food chain and reconcentrated from the environment by that process. Cesium is readily absorbed in the GI tract.The principal ecological pathway is grass cow milk human food chain and it is the single largest contributor of cesium-137 to the U.S. adult diet. Grain products, meat (grass cattle meat human food chain), fruit and vegetables combined contribute about 2/3 to the dietary intake of cesium-137. The other pathwaysof exposure are ingestion (drinking water and fish consumption), inhalation and external exposure from ground deposition. When ingested about 80% is deposited in the muscle and about 85% in the bone >Half-Life: 30.17 years
I'm sure some German Anon would like to write in his native language with somebody from a different country once in a while on 4chan. You should've expected at least a few posts in Russian since this thread is about Russia and Russian 4chan users.
All /pol/acks are brothers, and the Ruskies are our broths. If it can happen over there, it can happen here. Need more news on this. Stay alive, Red anons.
iF yOu hAd ANyThInG iNtElliGeNT tO sAy yOu'd HAvE jUsT wENt fOr tHaT.
Moving to a normal house. I'm a landlord, and all the places I own produce enough money for me, so I say it's really nice Thanks, lad
this is why you're not aloud to be a state
Stay safe, faggots.
Russians are so fucking incompetent kekeke I bet most of their military tech doesn't even work, too. S400s are fucking garbage and are hyped up
That's not what he said you fucking retard.
the soviet government built homes as well as apartment blocks
I pray for the day you invade and kill all the shitskins. God bless rusky
>@chanWDT0 this anon is actually a cat
>gooffy capitalization XDDDDDDD
yes, i am that cat. What can you do about it?
How does this have anything to do with nukes going off in russian and the hordes of mutated zombies they have running around in the streets eating people tho?
but what i'm saying is that the radiation from fukushima is not a huge impact, like i said more radiation was released by nuclear bomb tests than fukushima but yet the world has not been destroyed by the radiation from those tests
I had no idea anything happened. What? I can't watch the news. It's just propaganda on there.
There's a German general thread for that, not just on this board. They can contain themselfes in those, and there are plenty of threads on Germany. Why cant Russians do it?
Learn Russian stupid mutt