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39,199 | 7 | 4 | 8 | What? No! Wait, no. Definitely not cancer. | Pam | false |
4,221 | 2 | 7 | 7 | No, they had to come back for me. | Pam | false |
51,915 | 8 | 21 | 43 | Read it, please. I love amazing poetry. | Pam | false |
9,868 | 3 | 2 | 31 | Okay! Excellent. Oh... | Michael | false |
12,812 | 3 | 11 | 2 | You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers... mon. | Michael | false |
56,744 | 9 | 15 | 12 | Oh, tiny, poor lady is back. Oh, get the baby clipper. [other nails stylists gush over Angela] | Nail stylist 1 | false |
44,998 | 7 | 23 | 7 | Oh my God, what is wrong with you? | Kelly | false |
30,049 | 5 | 24 | 24 | That's my client. | Dwight | false |
34,065 | 6 | 10 | 42 | Ok. Alright. Well, I know a guy. This Mexican guy. He is a math whiz. He knows economics as well as he knows bull fighting and I am going to call in a little favor. | Michael | false |
17,827 | 4 | 2 | 38 | Whoa. Easy tiger. | Amy | false |
22,883 | 5 | 1 | 64 | Hey Kevin... [Kevin gives Ryan a noogie] That's really funny. | Ryan | false |
22,776 | 5 | 1 | 38 | OK, can you turn the girl off please? I'm trying to get some work done. | Dwight | false |
16,617 | 3 | 23 | 26 | This was a terrible relationship. You were not happy when you were with her. | Pam | false |
20,029 | 4 | 7 | 33 | Everybody's birthday. | Jim | false |
25,696 | 5 | 9 | 14 | Mmhmm. | Michael | false |
20,831 | 4 | 10 | 12 | Call us when you get there so we know you're OK. [Andy gets up and leaves] | Phyllis | false |
729 | 1 | 3 | 28 | [answering phone] Jim Halpert. | Jim | false |
3,132 | 2 | 4 | 6 | Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be? | Michael | false |
53,130 | 9 | 2 | 18 | Think it over. [punches Pete] | Clark | false |
14,278 | 3 | 17 | 5 | Another worm? Like, are they friends? | Jim | false |
49,192 | 8 | 12 | 26 | Damn it. | Dwight | false |
18,235 | 4 | 3 | 19 | Twenty seconds to go time. | Andy | false |
8,785 | 2 | 21 | 6 | Uh, on or off? | Phyllis | false |
59,365 | 9 | 22 | 69 | I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me. | Angela | false |
743 | 1 | 3 | 28 | No, not at all. | Jim | false |
35,282 | 6 | 15 | 27 | [on phone] You gotta do something, man. You can't just sit there. | Jim | false |
42,858 | 7 | 15 | 2 | Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye... bye. | Michael | false |
28,838 | 5 | 20 | 11 | Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor. | Michael | false |
36,244 | 6 | 17 | 36 | Okay, thanks. | Andy | false |
22,324 | 4 | 14 | 46 | Just, I'm fine. I'm holding it together. I-I have a business to run. | Michael | false |
29,956 | 5 | 24 | 14 | All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order-- | Andy | false |
22,367 | 4 | 14 | 56 | Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car? | Kevin | false |
7,722 | 2 | 17 | 19 | Where do I want to go? | Jim | false |
59,438 | 9 | 23 | 10 | I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here. | Malcolm | false |
6,783 | 2 | 14 | 17 | [putting his feet on desk] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old bullpen. | Michael | false |
50,041 | 8 | 15 | 10 | That's a good one. [a red sports car drives up] Whoa, Stanley! Did you just come back from burning down a rival nightclub? | Jim | false |
15,006 | 3 | 19 | 11 | Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody? | Darryl | false |
41,451 | 7 | 11 | 15 | Oh, Scranton Strangler! [all react] | Andy | false |
49,492 | 8 | 13 | 18 | Wow, it's so... healthy. | Oscar | false |
16,956 | 3 | 23 | 84 | It is the source of all energy on this planet. | Andy | false |
2,152 | 2 | 1 | 34 | Oh no, I just, I decided to stay. | Pam | false |
21,659 | 4 | 12 | 25 | That's it. And uh... do you have anything to say to me? | Michael | false |
4,080 | 2 | 6 | 24 | No, stop it! Come on! Michael. | Dwight | false |
26,846 | 5 | 13 | 16 | Da, da, da, da, da, da, da | Andy | false |
41,110 | 7 | 10 | 12 | Michael, China's agrarian. Urbanizing fast? You bet 'cha, but still agrarian. | Oscar | false |
18,842 | 4 | 4 | 24 | What are the themes? | Pam | false |
54,742 | 9 | 7 | 39 | Dwight, that was really nice. You should ask for her number. | Pam | false |
35,174 | 6 | 15 | 8 | I... Why would you just say something like that? | Jim | false |
43,711 | 7 | 18 | 20 | Yes. Thank you. | Michael | false |
26,936 | 5 | 13 | 35 | Chunky monkey. | Meredith | false |
11,390 | 3 | 7 | 42 | Yeah, if they let me, I think I... I think I would. | Karen | false |
7,106 | 2 | 15 | 14 | I don't understand. | Roy | false |
2,254 | 2 | 1 | 59 | Yes, that's true. I have never won a Dundie. I am more than okay with that. | Toby | true |
2,955 | 2 | 3 | 42 | Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst. | Michael | false |
42,814 | 7 | 14 | 24 | Good. We don't need her. | Erin | false |
48,598 | 8 | 10 | 25 | That's not what it should be, it should just be like a trinket or something. | Andy | false |
4,958 | 2 | 9 | 11 | One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental. Who do you think he should choose? | Pam | false |
2,713 | 2 | 2 | 51 | Sometimes when we IM, I send you that little winking face with the lipstick. | Pam | true |
51,133 | 8 | 19 | 6 | Hey. So they accidentally gave us an extra egg sandwich this morning. Who wants it? | Jim | false |
45,077 | 7 | 23 | 20 | Andy! | Erin | false |
1,731 | 1 | 6 | 20 | Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers. | Michael | false |
30,006 | 5 | 24 | 18 | Yeah, the Commish. | Michael | false |
19,504 | 4 | 5 | 39 | Hey listen, you ever been on a motorcycle? | Bartender | false |
40,193 | 7 | 7 | 11 | [clears his throat] So who is the godfather? | Michael | false |
1,402 | 1 | 5 | 20 | OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK. | Michael | false |
9,306 | 2 | 22 | 39 | Does anyone want a drink? | Jan | false |
31,897 | 6 | 4 | 28 | It's just for family. | Dwight | false |
55,006 | 9 | 8 | 31 | You hired someone to hit me with a pipe! | Oscar | false |
52,255 | 8 | 23 | 7 | Good, we have a deal? | Dwight | false |
28,937 | 5 | 20 | 24 | You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? | Pam | false |
10,805 | 3 | 5 | 41 | A little different. What time is it there? | Pam | false |
9,800 | 3 | 2 | 21 | Well, cool! Okay, so... can I tell people you're gonna be there? | Michael | false |
23,687 | 5 | 3 | 36 | Oh. I took the liberty of putting it in your trunk. | Dwight | false |
16,609 | 3 | 23 | 26 | What are you gonna do? | Phyllis | false |
40,007 | 7 | 6 | 29 | Do you think that Kevin is going over my head? I don't-[sees Kevin and Gabe fist-bump] Oh my GOD. Okay. All right. All right. You know what? That's inappropriate, Kevin. I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it to Gabe. Chain of command. Do you understand? | Michael | false |
16,386 | 3 | 22 | 64 | Are you not gonna put out the torches? | Jim | false |
39,005 | 7 | 3 | 21 | [after taking her gum out] Ugh! There's gum on the seat and now it's on my work skirt. I have to go change. | Angela | false |
6,910 | 2 | 14 | 42 | Do you know if she's looking for a long-term thing or if she'd be cool just hangin' out? | Ryan | false |
49,756 | 8 | 14 | 2 | If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear. | Dwight | false |
55,774 | 9 | 11 | 20 | Mm-hm | Jim | false |
51,638 | 8 | 20 | 23 | Oh! Big guy, huh? How's the air up there? Watch out for... birds. [chuckles] All right, let's uh- let's do some card magic. Now, what I want you to do is... I want you to pick a card just by looking at it. Do not say what it is. | Magician | false |
57,200 | 9 | 16 | 24 | No Dwight! | Angela | false |
16,071 | 3 | 22 | 1 | Not it. I don't have eggs. | Michael | false |
10,617 | 3 | 5 | 2 | Wow. Well. Ok. I don't care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that? | Michael | false |
17,607 | 4 | 2 | 10 | Hold on one second. [Ryan types on Blackberry for a few seconds] Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in? | Ryan | false |
35,056 | 6 | 14 | 34 | No, you? | Erin | false |
27,096 | 5 | 14 | 3 | You ready? And we're off, like a herd of turtles. | Michael | false |
49,009 | 8 | 11 | 26 | Having fun. | Kelly | false |
34,574 | 6 | 12 | 28 | David, guess who I'm sitting here dressed as. | Michael | false |
42,504 | 7 | 13 | 44 | [laughs] | Jim | false |
22,538 | 4 | 14 | 88 | I don't know, I'm not used to the stress. | Phyllis | false |
53,785 | 9 | 4 | 26 | Pies! | Group | false |
6,772 | 2 | 14 | 15 | But there's definitely a desk open in the back. | Jim | false |
58,269 | 9 | 19 | 49 | [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground] | Stanley | false |
8,961 | 2 | 21 | 38 | Yes. | Michael | false |
4,330 | 2 | 7 | 22 | Did somebody say 'baby back ribs'? Hmmm? Hmmmmm? | Michael | false |
56,955 | 9 | 15 | 34 | Oh. | Pete | false |
55,884 | 9 | 12 | 4 | A lightbul-- | Kevin | false |
38,340 | 6 | 24 | 31 | But... [Dwight closes phone] | Realtor | false |
6,940 | 2 | 14 | 46 | Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, 'Uh... no. I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney.' | Michael | false |