Datasets:

jacobthebanana

/

semeval-2018-grouped

like 0

Whenever you are confronted by a wild animal or hostile individual remember that they can smell #fear or the fact you #poop your pants.

broken policy' #blasio <> #trump #giuliani 'broken windows' all part of 'pecking order' #bully politics #america RESIST #motto

It's Thursday which means it's Grey's day #TGIT

I envy ice, at least if you give it warmth it melts #TaylorLautner #Twilight #hilarious #quote

Seeing double am so tired but I always grudge getting off my phone at night 🙄

@GameGrumps THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO DETROIT I'm going to sob joyful rainbows now brb

@Pamela_Moore13 @Ginlefebvre @BarackObama yes exactly & he's sold out this country to #terror while #lying to cover it up

@headfirst_dom I often imagine hoe our moon would feel meeting the jovial moons which are all special

My siblings look all gangster & I look all cheery 😅😂

@daveweigel a laurel and hearty handshake

@marthalyssa yep. LOL

Losing the will 2 live with @virginmedia business bb gone down on hold for 23 minutes & whoever picked up cut me off #fuming #NoWorkForMe

@RiotzXVl papercuts sting and stub ur toe last for like 10 secs

@OniLink86 @DarekMeridian lmao awe...

I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended

Good Master Vernon, welcome, nephews, from Bellario :\nThere is my lord, that thou interrupt'st our merriment.

@OpentheDoorRadi thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic

Fellaini has been playing ahead of this guy...just let that sink in

The world needs more laughter, more love, and a little more of you. - R.M Drake.

Boycotting @DunkinDonuts till butter pecan comes back. I am furious

@OnesOwnGrief Just a shame his world was gloom from day one almost.Though it makes sense he'd have the whole part hydra,part s.h.i.e.l.d(c)

Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #Whitegirlwednesday

Tiangong 1, China's first space laboratory, will come to a fiery end in late 2017. The average decommissioned satellite either burns ...

Cool to see when smart #CowboysTwitter folks chirp the same stuff you did during your review. This is why I joined.

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO NICOLE WINNING BIG BROTHER 18! @BBNicole #BB18 sorry not sorry #bbmichelle

After this news I'm supposed to be so damn happy and rejoicing but I'm here like 😩😔😭😞

@Theresa_Talbot @fleurrbie Haha...sorry about the dreadful puns... I need to get out more....I've been cooped up lately...

I was cheering for NA team. Now I just want this is over and Gaudreau comes back in one piece. It is getting way too risky

It breaks my heart seeing people down or upset.. I will try my best to make them smile or cheer them up 🤗

The abysmal ignorance, frivolity and levity of the Italian priests stupefied him.' - Roland Bainton on Luther, #ReformationDay

Always doing the EmotionalHedge™ w #WPS\n\nI'm elated about start. Have I mentioned I'm on TAMU -6?!

#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #hilarious #cleverpeople

When's it all finished, you will discover that it was never random! #thoughts #restless #CrossoverLife

@DayveeSutton BIG thank you for liking my little Pumpkin :) She's the smallest of my 4, but is very playful & wakes me up most mornings.

@Singaholic121 Good morning, love! Happy first day of fall. Let's make some awesome #autumnmemories #annabailey

What's with all pre industrial revolution-esque footwear? You guys tryin out for grapes of wrath today?

Thanks for ripping me off again #Luthansa €400 not enough for a one way flight to man from Frk then €30 for a bag then free at gate

@paraplyene @soupper i just read it and it's so fun??!!!! So lighthearted and cheerful, i was right, it's a double cavity for me.

@Fly_Norwegian quite simply the #worst #airline #worstairline I've ever used! #shocking #appauling #dire #dismal #beyondajoke #useless

#Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

Like I said ➡ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺

@Kim_is__bored exactly what I have been saying on fb.. #bitter

@MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter

@realDonaldTrump She blamed Benghazi on a YouTube video. She blamed emails on #ColinPowell. Now she blames #terrorism on you. #weakHillary

i will never watch greys anatomy ever ever ever ever ever again if Shonda Rimes takes away another OG character☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ #fuming

@turoturok We're glad to hear that everything is resolved. If you need anything else, please do not hesitate to reach out to us. TY!

...X, X... Do... you... hear... me? Darn... Your... optimism led... ...to your own... demise... ... You... should... li...live #ZeroBOT

Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup

@mrfisher81 Just my attempt at levity 😉

Only God knows why things happen, sometimes it's just hard to understand. #prayingforyou

The little sniffle at the end of the song gets me every time.

When's it all finished, you will discover that it was never random! #thoughts #CrossoverLife

@FaultlessFacade <she really said in response to what she perceived as a forced jovial tone. With that, she slid out of the jeep and onto>

@Bluebelle89 @lsmith855 liking the optimism

@AllegedLowbrow It's 'Eye-for-Eye'. Indian Army never forgives, Never Forgets. They always take revenge, Pakistan breaks laws, I.A follows

@inthefade going back to blissful ignorance?!

Already plotting next steps if I get cut off by the same minivan in tomorrow's drop-off line. #preschoolpolitics #momthings

#smile every morning to a positive head start with your #clients relations

I'll find Myself smiling and even laughing at jokes that I don't even think are particularly funny, and I know it's because YOU love them!

my haters are like crickets. they chirp all day but when I walk past them they shut the fuck up.- @DritaDavanzo (my idol)

Thinking about trying some comedy on youtube. Always been fond of it. Time to nut up. #comedy #maybeoneday #hopefullyfunny #LOL

It hasn't sunk in that I'm meeting the twins

@nigglydz lydiaaaa, we were the only ones that were supposed to know that you make me nervous 😶

@priny_baby happppy happppyyyyyy happppppyyyyy haaapppyyyy birthday best friend!! Love you lots 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🎉🎊 #chapter22 #bdaygirl #love

@peregrinator1 I admittedly went into this series thinking we'd see the Jedi in their heyday, not as dysfunctional UN Peacekeepers in space

@TheRevAl please tell us why 'protesting' injustice requires #burning #beating and #looting terrible optics #toussaintromain is true leader!

@airtelindia have some issues with my broadband bill ,I am charged for the month before I signed up with airtel.. #hilarious

what happened to breezy

brennan cook and breezy should get back together😍😍😍

Who actually chooses to drink sparkling water 🤔

The true way to render ourselves #happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. Francoise de Motteville

im like 'this is better' in the moment cuz i panic and then later its so obviously not better. at every opportunity i choose to make it seem

Well my evaluation came back and i am minimally effective. Student test scores on the PARCC sunk my eval. it's time for me to quit teaching

@markoheight @Cassie_OB we sound like vampires saying we wanna sink our teeth into the TT lads and their talents 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Getting my comedic relief w/ @SofiaVergara during season premiere of #ModernFamily. Just what a girl needs! #hilarious

@rihaBabyJ Aw no problem. I just felt like speaking because I felt the same before and I want you to overcome it and not be discouraged. :)

@CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO

I have no clue where my charger is... #lost

#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #TeamMark

*gets crushes on fictional and animated characters instead if real people*

She's foaming at the lips the one between her hips @realobietrice, one of many great lyrics

the Bushes were good with the forces of resentment when it made them money and gave them power. Now that it doesn't they've changed tunes.

@INCIndia Oh please! INC talking about looting! I'm not saying #BJP is pure but this is such a #hilarious #irony! @BJP4India is def better!

#Pakistan is ‘terrorist state’, carries out #war crimes: #India to @UN.\n #UNGA #UN

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche #friedrichnietzsche

If Payet goes either in Jan or @ the seasons end, can't say I blame him. The boy must b so disheartened by what he's seeing at the mo.

The jovial laughter that Trump and his lackeys showed when Don King used the N word was a truly bizarre sight

Reflection: the grind has been so REAL! Working 2 jobs & being in school. #ksudsm #ksu #recruiter #instructor #tumble #cheer #gradschool

@saclivin @MrsCagg specific & intentional way. And part of that intention is to provoke conversation around systemic racism towards blacks.

And with rich Fumes his sullen sences cheer'd.

@Rocks_n_Ropes Can't believe how rude your cashier was today when I was returning an item! Your customer service is slacking.

@a_mxe7 hah don't speak to me or my cousin like that, mind a had the displeasure of seeing u bare faced on eh train, no a pretty sight mate

@JohnKerry can be as indignant as he wants but the world knows Obama will do nothing and Putin will just do what he wants #Aleppo #Syria

@AlohaJonathan @AtlantaFX all I've seen is that clip of the jail scene with the sexuality part which was hilarious

Clean the #sink and make your #bathroom shine.

Take my kindness for weakness when you acting silly keeping it 100 ain't your forté #breezy #ChrisBrown #TeamBreezy

Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! #relentless

Now that the n word is normalized by the media? Just wow. No words for this . No. Words. For . This. Frog been boiling in the pot via media.

@SowerAsh007 Great to hear. If there's one thing that makes you feel more like yourself, it;s some hearty chicken noodle soup, right?

I feel so blessed to work with the family that I nanny for ❤️ nothing but love & appreciation, makes me smile.