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@JUSTICESLUT420 sadly this sort of poster died by the 90s afaik
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@Alex_Philip2648 it's a step up from boiling broccoli tbh
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Too many gloomy days
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Good morning chirpy #SpringEquinox and your pensive sister #AutumnEquinox A perfect day however it is expressed πŸŒΉπŸπŸŒ“β˜―οΈ #theBeautyofBalance
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@CP24 And I hope when the police met him at the subway that they took him straight to jail πŸ˜•
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I can not depict what I feel right now.. I feel jubilant yet anxious, or..dunno. It seems like now I'm having something worth wait everyday.
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i love that tay & tiff are just sitting at my house while i'm at work πŸ™ƒ
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Tip 5: Don't worry about pleasing everyone. #TitanWisdom
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@AliceGoodman17 i dunno, I'm getting less of the spacious lovely autumnal melancholy from our present apocalypse
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@mikeburke91 @AP I guess. It's just heartbreaking the ease with which they can kill an innocent man and get away with it. #indignation
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@footballmcd agreed. Memphis looks lively also
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I took a yr off school and I'm proud to say I got accepted again, yo girl is going to finish! #happy
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@TheGoatShow @GameGrumps now that I have been sucked into this wormhole of hilarity with no escape, I can say how weird and accurate this is
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the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful
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6 might be a serious number, but 10 sounds better. Wild card race!!
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Thank you @twitter for the balloons today. #smile #goodday #48
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You know, you're pro-actively playful. You want to press your boobs into my face, Tatenashi. I'm not saying no, though. =3
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I know it's the final day of summer when it's the finale of @CBSBigBrother #sadness
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@jccrocker #CharlotteProtest do u #wait 4 the facts #video or do u #hate now ask questions later #sad #protest #PoliceShootings #suggestions
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I think what 2016 to really needs to round it out is a @cthulhu4america vs @smod2016 twitter debate. End on something joyful, ya know?.
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@WellerMonica Hi Monica, I write regularly for @ctysmallholding - but not on bees - never dared try them #buzz #HONEY
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Halfway to work and I realize I forgot to put on underwear....It's going to be one of those days! #mombrain #toomuchgoingon #longday #breezy
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That was a lovely story to actually see Ruth and hubby who won the cashcow @sunriseon7.It was so funny when she left the phone #happy 😊
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It's become a verb. 'I'm gonna VillaseΓ±or all those old contacts I don't need anymore.' #sadness @melissavcomedy #waitingforexplanation
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Charlotte and a friend just climbed to the top of a windmill! Think the view was easy, breezy, beautiful? @PlayHollywoodU
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@mik61scot @longshankseddie @ROSAZAMBONINI @YouTube I thought it was because she once sunk her teeth into something that's meant 2b sooked
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semores: let's get this. #mirth #SAW #keepthetradition πŸ’œπŸ’›βš›πŸ΅πŸ‡πŸ‹πŸŒΌπŸ€πŸ₯πŸ‘šπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΎπŸ§€
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What terrible thing to see and have no vision-\n\nHelen Keller-\n\n-Begin with the end in mind-\n\nStephen Covey-\n\n #whereareugoing
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. \n#funny #pun #punny #lol #hilarious
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@Nikhilv95 @LydiajaneF I wish, I really, truly wish, that I had just a modicum of your banter. #hilarious
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@xiankiefer @TheLincoln Book 5! It's so sprightly & fun cuz he'd been reinvigorated by the Harry Potter series. I'm not kidding.
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@MeghanEMurphy Oh gosh, if you get 800+ raging comments from cruise fans, I will just die laughing!
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@washingtonpost#Trump's #fear & #anger are similar to what #Hitler preached to come to power in Germany. Wake up America!!
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Needed levity: Hubs + I talking of @weareTYPHOON Kyle's new solo album, my 7 yo says '@KyleClark'? She loves ur news show #9News @9NEWS LOLZ
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A #new day to #live and #smile. Hope all the #followers a nice #night or #day. :D
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I'm going to get the weirdest thank you note--or worse--total silence and no acknowledgement.
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So much #terrible #music playing on the #radio has started to make me wonder weather my taste in music is good or just completely shit
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How is your toddler coping with the new arrival? Has he tried killing her yet?' they cheerfully ask.
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@breadf2man @SunApology and it's Kelvin Mackenzie tomorrow... #shudder DontBuyTheSun
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Rap that will Cut other raper's throat. Who said that? @Paedeezy #badd #wicked. #bright city lights
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It's just the lack of company and liveliness out here that makes me bored.
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@MichaelSalfino It still destroys Fear The Walking Dead. That show is horrible
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And she got all angry telling me 'but what would be doing a 40 year old guy looking for a girl like you' and I felt #offended
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They tend to loosen up a bit when drunk, and can seem pretty cheerful.
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@lizbon @anomalily @gerikkransky Sorry for the levity if at all inappropriate but this combined with my love of Charlotte reminds me rn...
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i had a hard time falling a sleep and woke up several times because i was afraid of bugs crawling on me and i ended up waking up with a bite
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@simon_penn_r @AntisocialJW2 has turned into a rather fiery GG radical)
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@MarkTOByrne I offered @WholeFoods @amazon @CheapAir gold or silver but they said Nah... #bitcoin
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@SalterUK second pair of scales I have bought that have stopped working after battery change. Is this an issue you are aware of? #unhappy
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And I won't even get started with Hillary and her fancy fundraisers! #depressing
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Manchester United v Manchester City #happy days #EFL
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@ExpressScripts u shd b embrrssd. u jack up my bp meds twice and it will still take 3-5 days? Not express at all. #expressscripts
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I gave up on the U20 Rugby bet on the Roosters! #nrl
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Just want Saturday to be over but then again I want to do good #LSAT
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Awareness of time is awareness of time lost. #awareness #time #lost
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@Malkarii_ Korgoth of Barbaria for brutality, King Julian for hilarity, and Ariel... Because hot...
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@Fatumoriginal there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it
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Yahweh your God is among you, a warrior who saves. He will rejoice over you with gladness.
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Flight 815 crashed on The Lost Island 2004 #lost @JoshuaJThurston
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@pixietangerine @hatersbackoff im so exited!! I am shaking so much 😍😍 and im so pround of Colleen and the fandom! Everyone is amazing 😍
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Yeah, no. I don' mind tweetin' that twice. #blm #likeThat
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@lennyabrahamson May I send you a copy of #HeroTheGreyhound? Either e-book or real paper one! A boy and a greyhound #smiles #tears
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I like the commercial where @kohara19, on a chocolate milk bender, steals a soccer ball from some guys and refuses to give it back.
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@kcbbcxo don't get discouraged! it's early on & it can get overwhelming. keep reading & use cue cards 😊 it'll get better!!
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It's not #dread. It's called #Locks
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Good morning! Welcome the new day into your life and your heart #mindfulness #zen
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Somewhere between #hope and #despair the day after #meetingmyabuserincourt \n#DVSurvivor
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She used to be beautiful, but she lived her life too fast - Forest City Joe #blues #blinddogradio
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Live simply. Dream big. Be grateful. Give love. Laugh lots. - Unknown #quote #inspiration
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When u are strong u offend the weak & insecure. STAY STRONG. Joshua 1:6-9 #god #internationaldayofpeace #actorslife
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Rec'd call 2day from Haitian church we started in Florida some 15yrs ago. Preparing to acquire their own bldg. Wanted me to know.
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@DeltaDomain @SawDraze @qurions dis dat nigga from fume right?
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I see I'll be hovering over the block button today with much glee.
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In serious need of a nap
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Honestly, there are some awful people on the internet... smh...
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I truly believe in my heart right now that Satan is rejoicing because we are all against one another
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@DumTeeDum don't think Ian knew of Pavel. He knew about Charlie. I bet Rob will cackle with glee when he heard what has happened #thearchers
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i lost my wallet lol.... again....
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repentance, and trusting in Christ. It is lowly and painful, but it is also joyous, peaceful, and absolutely glorious. (2/2)
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@FoRDaYS14 😳 chewing what? #smile #arcdental #turlock
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i am SO anxious all the time leaving the house is horrid
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