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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: Everyone without exception is sweating. At all but a few of the
booths, contract starlets treat the fans with the same absent, rigidfaced courtesy that flight attendants and restaurant hostesses tend
to use. You can tell how bored the performers are by the way their
faces light up when they see someone they know. Well over half of
the industry’s current superstars are in this huge room.11 The infamous T.T. Boy is here, standing alone with his trademark glower,
the Boy who is rumored to bring a semiautomatic |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: pistol with him to
the set and who was featured in a 1995 New Yorker article that was
full of lines like “A porn shoot is an intricately delineated ecology.”
Mr. Vince Vouyer (sic) is on hand, as are Seth Gecko, Jake Steed,
Serenity, Missy, and Nick East. Here is the ageless Randy West, who
looks just the way a surfer would look if that surfer were also a Mob
enforcer, with his perennial tan and hair like frozen surf. Mr. Jon
Dough — winner of AVN ’s coveted Best Actor/ Video statuette in
both ’96 and ’97 |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: — alternates between various booths, wearing his
customary expression of having psychologically evolved to the
point where he’s so incredibly cool and detached that life is one
long yawn. Here also is Mark Davis, far and away the most handsome of the current males, a near-double for Gregory Harrison of
the old Trapper John series except for Davis’s ultrashort psychpatient haircut (plus goatee).
And 20-year veteran Joey Silvera is at this year’s CES, though
mostly in his capacity as an auteur: Silvera now di |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: rects Evil Angel’s
popular “Butt Row” video series.12 Following the lead of pioneers
like John Leslie and Paul Thomas, most of today’s top male stars
now also direct (and, per the store boxes, “Present”) their own line
of videos, e.g. “Tom Byron’s Cumback Pussy” series, “Jon Dough’s |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 11 The average professional lifespan of a female performer is two years. Males, though |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: lower paid, tend to last much longer in the business — sometimes decades.
12 Silvera, who broke in way back in the ’70s at Times Square’s old Show World, looks like |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: a curly-haired and extremely fit praying mantis; he’s even weirder-looking now that his
curls are mostly gray. He’s also famous for always showing up on the set with a small duffel bag filled with exotic vitamins and herbal and other supplements, all self-prescribed. |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: Dirty Stories,” the eye-popping Rocco Siffredi’s “[Various European Cities] By Night” line, etc. The So-and-So Presents series
seems to be an industry trend, like cigars and goatees.
It is difficult to describe how it feels to gaze at living human
beings whom you’ve seen perform in hard-core porn. To shake the
hand of a man whose precise erectile size, angle, and vasculature
are known to you. That strange I-think-we’ve-met-before sensation
one feels upon seeing any celebrity in the flesh is here both intens |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ified and twisted. It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry
queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches
and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a
sundered valentine with the tagline heart breaker on her right
buttock and a tiny hairless mole just left of her anus. To watch Peter
North try to get a cigar lit and to have that sight backlit by memories of his artilleryesque ejaculations.13 To have seen these
strangers’ faces in orgasm — that most unguard |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ed and purely neural of expressions, the one so vulnerable that for centuries you basically had to marry a person to get to see it.14 This weirdness may
13 What’s maybe even weirder is that you can then scuttle back to your hotel, if you wish, |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: and watch Jameson and North have hard-core gymnastic sex in The Wicked One on payper-view for $9.95.
14 Mr. Harold Hecuba, whose magazine job entails reviewing dozens of adult releases
every month, has an interesting vignette about a Los Angeles Police Dept. detective he
met once when H.H.’s car got broken into and a whole box of Elegant Angel Inc. videotapes was stolen (a box with H.H.’s name and work address right on it) and subsequently
recovered by the LAPD. A detective brought the box back to Hecuba pe |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: rsonally, a gesture that H.H. remembered thinking was unusually thoughtful and conscientious until
it emerged that the detective had really just used the box’s return as an excuse to meet
Hecuba, whose critical work he appeared to know, and to discuss the ins and outs of the
adult-video industry. It turned out that this detective — 60, happily married, a grandpa,
shy, polite, clearly a decent guy — was a hard-core fan. He and Hecuba ended up over
coffee, and when H.H. finally cleared his throat and asked th |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: e cop why such an obviously
decent fellow squarely on the side of law and civic virtue was a porn fan, the detective
confessed that what drew him to the films was “the faces,” i.e. the actresses’ faces, i.e.
those rare moments in orgasm or accidental tenderness when the starlets dropped their
stylized “fuck-me-I’m-a-nasty-girl” sneer and became, suddenly, real people. “Sometimes —
and you never know when, is the thing — sometimes all of a sudden they’ll kind of reveal
themselves” was the detective’s way of |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: putting it. “Their what-do-you-call . . . humanness.”
It turned out that the LAPD detective found adult films moving, in fact far more so than
most mainstream Hollywood movies, in which latter films actors — sometimes very gifted
actors — go about feigning genuine humanity, i.e.: “In real movies, it’s all on purpose.
I suppose what I like in porno is the accident of it.” |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: account for some of the complex emotional intercourse taking
place between the performers and fans at the Adult CES. The
patrons may leer and elbow one another at a distance, but by the
time the men get to the front of the line and face the living incarnation of their VCR’s fantasy-babe, most of them turn into quivering goggle-eyed schoolboys, sheepish and salivaless and damp. The
same thing evidently happens at the hundreds of strip clubs all over
the country where porn starlets appear as Featured Dancers |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: (for
five figures a week, according to Filth) and do photos and autographs after the show:
“Most of these guys become incredibly nervous when I come
up to them,” veteran starlet Shane has explained. “I’ll put my arms
around a guy and his whole body will be trembling. They pretty
much do whatever I tell them to do.” The whole industry, now, has
this oddly reversed equation — the consumers are the ones who
seem ashamed or shy, while the performers are cocky and smooth
and 100 percent pro.
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Hecuba’s detective’s explanation is intriguing, at least to yr. corresps., because it
helps explain part of the deep appeal of hard-core films, films that are supposed to be
“naked” and “explicit” but in truth are some of the most aloof, unrevealing footage for
sale anywhere. Much of the cold, dead, mechanical* quality of adult films is attributable,
really, to the performers’ faces. These are faces that usually appear bored or blank or
workmanlike but are in fact simply hidden, the self loc |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ked away someplace far behind the
eyes. Surely this hiddenness is the way a human being who’s giving away the very most
private parts of himself preserves some sense of dignity and autonomy — he denies us
true expression. (You can see this very particular bored, hard, dead look in strippers,
prostitutes, and porn performers of all locales and genders.)
But it’s also true that occasionally, in a hard-core scene, the hidden self appears. It’s
sort of the opposite of acting. You can see the porn performer’s wh |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ole face change as
self-consciousness (in most females) or crazed blankness (in most males) yields to some
genuinely felt erotic joy in what’s going on; the sighs and moans change from automatic
to expressive. It happens only once in a while, but the detective is right: The effect on the
viewer is electric. And the adult performers who can do this a lot — allow themselves to
feel and enjoy what’s taking place, cameras or no — become huge, legendary stars. The
1980s’ Ginger Lynn and Keisha could do this, and |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: now sometimes Jill Kelly and Rocco
Siffredi can. Jenna Jameson and T.T. Boy cannot. They remain just bodies.
*N.B. Of those friends and intimates of your correspondents who happen to dislike porn, a large majority of them report
disliking it not so much for moral or religious or political reasons but because they find it boring, and a lot of them seem
to use robotic/mechanical/industrial metaphors to try to characterize the boredom, e.g.: “[Hard-core sex is usually] just
organs going in and out of other or |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: gans, in and out, like watching an oil rig go up and down all day.” |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: It is no longer the 1980s, and the Meese Commission mentality that
led to a major crackdown on video porn is long gone. Federal task
forces and PTA outrage are now focused on the Internet and kiddie porn. But today’s adult industry is still hypersensitive about
what it perceives as fascist attacks on its First Amendment freedoms.
A specially prepared trailer now runs before many higher-end
adult videos, right between the legal disclaimer on the product’s
compliance with or exemption from 18 U.S.C §2257 and |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ads for
phone services like 900-666-FUCK. Against shots of flowing flags
and the Lincoln Memorial, a voiceover says stuff like:
Censorship goes against our Bill of Rights and the founding principles of this country. It is an attempt on the part of the government
to legislate morality and to stifle free expression.15 This new, “legal”
morality is dangerous to all Americans. Vote for those who believe in
limiting government intrusion into your personal affairs. Vote against
government control of your life and |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: home. Vote against censorship.
Only you, the People, can keep the American ideal intact. |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: These trailers always say they’re sponsored by either the Adult
Video Association or something called the Free Speech Coalition.
Both organizations (and the extent to which the two are separate is
unclear) are basically industry PACs. Porn, in other words, has
taken the political lessons of the ’80s to heart; it is now a hardlobbying political force no less than GM or RJR Nabisco.
Feminists of all different stripe oppose the adult industry for reasons having to do with pornography’s putative effects on wome |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: n.
Their arguments are well-known and in some respects persuasive.
But certain antiporn arguments in the 1990s are now centered on
adult entertainment’s alleged effects on the men who consume it.
Some “masculists” believe that a lot of men get addicted to video |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 15 Whether the framers of the US Constitution might, in their very wildest imaginations, |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: have been able to foresee things like Anal Virgins VIII or 900-666-FUCK when they were
thinking of expression they wanted to protect is obviously a thorny question and outside
this article’s purview. |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: porn in a way that causes grievous psychic harm. Example: An
essayist named David Mura has a little book called A Male Grief:
Notes on Pornography and Addiction, which is a bit New Agey but
interesting in places, e.g.:
At the essence of pornography is the image of flesh used as a drug,
a way of numbing psychic pain. But this drug lasts only as long as
the man stares at the image. . . . In pornographic perception, each
gesture, each word, each image, is read first and foremost through
sexuality. Love or tend |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: erness, pity or compassion, become subsumed
by, and are made subservient to, a “greater” deity, a more powerful
force. . . . The addict to pornography desires to be blinded, to live in
a dream. Those in the thrall of pornography try to eliminate from
their consciousness the world outside pornography, and this includes
everything from their family and friends or last Sunday’s sermon to
the political situation in the Middle East. In engaging in such elimination the viewer reduces himself. He becomes stupid. |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: This kind of stuff might sound a little out-there, maybe, until one
observes the eerie similarity between the eyes of males in strip clubs
or stroke parlors and the eyes of people in their fifth hour of pumping silver dollars into the slot machines of the Sands’ casino, or
maybe until one’s seen firsthand the odd kind of shock on the faces
of CES patrons seeing performers now “in the flesh,” complete
with chewing gum and chin-pimples and all the human stuff you
never see — never want to see — in films.
Mayb |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: e just a little bit more here on the whole scene at the Adult
CES, which is a lot more of a rub-elbows-type venue than the stylized Awards ceremony is going to end up being. . . . Mr. Harold
Hecuba is deep in conversation with a marginal porn producer
about one of his performers’ being sidelined with something called
a “prolapsed sphincter,” which condition yr. corresps. decline to
follow up on in any way. We are standing just west of a staff writer
for Digital Horizons who’s dropped by to scope out the leg |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: endary
scene in here again this year and is telling two presumed other tech
writers that being around porn people always makes him feel like
he’s been somehow astrally projected onto a cocktail napkin. It is |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: also roughly now that Ms. Jasmin St. Claire is making an appearance at the Impressive Media booth in order to spell the starlet
behind the counter, who is limping to the booth’s rear area; she
(i.e., the limping starlet) has (reportedly) had to be sprayed with
silicon to fit into her pants. The crowd at the Impressive Media
venue immediately starts to enlarge. Jasmin St. Claire is wearing a
red vinyl jacket-and-miniskirt ensemble. A porn starlet entering
any kind of room or area has a distinctive energy abo |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ut her — you
turn your head to look even if you don’t seem to want to. It’s like
watching a figure from a pinball machine illustration or highconcept comic book step out into 3-D and head your way. It turns
out really to be possible to feel as though your eyeballs are protruding slightly from their sockets. What makes the whole thing so
weird is that Jasmin St. Claire isn’t even all that pretty, at least not
today. Her hair is dyed black in that cheap unreal Goth way, and
she is so incredibly heavily made u |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: p that she looks like a crow.
(She is also somewhat knock-kneed, plus of course has the requisite Howitzer-grade bust.) Ms. St. Claire is being escorted to the
Impressive booth by two large men whose expressions are describable only as mug-shottish. This is another thing about porn
starlets — they’re never alone. They’re always accompanied by at
least one and sometimes as many as four flinty-eyed males. The
impression is that of a very expensive thoroughbred being led onto
the track under a silk blanket.
FY |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: I, Ms. Jasmin St. Claire’s cult-celebrity status at the ’98 CES
stems from her having broken the “World Gang Bang Record”16 by
taking on 300 men in a row in Amazing Pictures’ 1996 World’s
Biggest Gang Bang 2. Since most of these 300 men were amateur
porn-fans who’d had only to fill out an application and produce an
HIV all-clear from the DPH, she now enjoys an almost legendary |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 16 (set previously in 1994, by one Amber Chang, at 251 males) |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: populist appeal — “the People’s Porn Star” — and an enormous
serpentine line of fans with cameras and autographable memorabilia has formed at the Impressive booth, which line Ms. St. Claire
appears for the moment to be ignoring, because she and H.
Hecuba, having exchanged double-cheek kisses, are now deep into
some kind of tête-à-tête above the sockless Docksiders of the
unconscious bald kid, who’s (the kid has) evidently been carried or
trundled by pranksters unknown from the XPlor counter (right
next door |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: ) to this one. Dick Filth — after your correspondents
have remarked on how it’s kind of heartwarming that everyone in
the porn industry all seem to be friends, even critics and performers — dishes an involved anecdote about how Jasmin St. Claire
apparently once actually tried to strangle Harold Hecuba at an
industry soirée a couple years ago, an anecdote which, if you’re
interested, appears as FN 17 just below. Twenty feet away, over at |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 17 According to Dick Filth, the imbroglio started when Hecuba crashed the party and was |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: spotted by Ms. Nici Sterling, about whom Mr. Hecuba had said in a recent film review
that it was “unclear whether she’d win any beauty contests, but she sure could suck cock.”
It was apparently the beauty contest crack that had hurt Ms. Sterling’s feelings, and on
seeing H.H., and suffering the relaxation of social inhibitions for which entertainment
parties of all kinds are famous, the starlet made a beeline for Hecuba, uttered two highvolume expletives, and attempted to strike the print journalist with an |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: open-handed
right cross, whereupon H.H. had the presence of mind (aided perhaps by the six-inch
heels that made Ms. Sterling’s balance precarious and forced her to telegraph the blow)
to grab her hand before it could knock his trifocals off. Whereupon in turn Ms. Jasmin
St. Claire, seeing Harold Hecuba clutching the upraised hand of an agitated and offbalance Nici Sterling, performed a set-pick off the three-foot width of Ron (“the Hedgehog”) Jeremy and leapt on Hecuba’s back and deployed what Filth averre |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: d was a pretty
authentic- and impressive-looking LAPD-style chokehold, prompting Hecuba to whirl
360º in an effort to dislodge Ms. St. Claire while he still had the cerebral oxygen to do so,
inadvertently whipcracking Ms. Sterling into Randy West and mussing Mr. West’s coiffure
for the first time in industry memory and (to the best of Filth’s recollection) simultaneously dislodging H.H.’s special autotint trifocals and sending them out in an arc across
the room and into the forbidding décolletage of Ms. Chr |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: isty Canyon, never to be recovered (the glasses) or even seen ever again.
Filth also reports that the Sterling Incident had been just either the iceberg’s tip
or the camel’s straw so far as Jasmin St. Claire and Harold Hecuba were concerned.
H. Hecuba had evidently also conducted a recent interview with J. St. C. in which she
had confided that she was taking the rather staggering amount of $ she was making
from World’s Biggest Gang Bang 2 and investing it in a (pretty dubious-sounding) string of
pornographi |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: c gumball machines all up and down the CA coast, and Hecuba had chosen |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: XPlor, Mr. Farrel Timlake has meanwhile produced what is alleged
to be the prototype and world’s only authorized Kenny® Action
Figure from the upcoming South Park merchandising line — fourteen inches tall, kind of heavy for a doll, w/ hood up and face
obscured (not unlike F. Timlake’s own hood and face) — and is
entertaining some of the IM crowd’s spillover by manipulating the
doll’s limbs to simulate its “tok[ing] a bone.”
Not unlike urban gangs, police, carnival workers, and certain other
culturally margi |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: nalized guilds, the US porn industry is occluded
and insular in a way that makes it seem like high school. There are
cliques, anticliques, alliances, betrayals, conflagratory rumors, legendary enmities, and public bloodlettings, plus involved hierarchies of popularity and influence. You’re either In or you’re not.
Performers, being the industry’s fissile core, are of course In.
Despite their financial power, studio execs and producers are not
very In, and directors (especially those who’ve never undergone
t |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: he initiation of having on-camera sex themselves) are less In than
the performers. Film reviewers and industry journalists are even
less In than execs; and nonindustry journalists are way, way non-In, |
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to include this confidence in the published interview, and Ms. St. Claire was reportedly
furious that Hecuba had publicized her “secret investment strategy,” believing that now
everyone and his brother were going to want to get into adult-themed-gumball-vending
and it would glut the market, and so Jasmin St. Claire had had it in for Harold Hecuba
for some time, and may well have viewed the Sterling Incident more as a convenient
excuse than as the rescue of what appeared to be an endangered c |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: olleague — D. Filth
says that debate over the motives behind the Chokehold-360º-Hair-Cleavage fiasco has
been vigorous and multiform for 20 months now.
Dick Filth also appends, “apropos nada,” that Ms. Jasmin St. Claire happens in real
life to be the granddaughter of late NYC capo di tutti capo Paul Castellano, who was assassinated in the 1980s at least partly because of his opposition to the Mob’s involvement in
“immoral enterprises” like narcotics and porn, and who thus has to have been doing a
good 180 r |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: pm in his grave ever since WBGB2.
PLUS APPARENTLY COMING SOON TO AN ADULT RETAILER NEAR YOU:
Ms. Jasmin St. Claire, in a bid to retain and even enhance her cult status, allows butane
gas to be pumped via PVC into her lower colon and set afire on expulsion, resulting in a
3.5-foot anal blowtorch for Cream Productions’ 1998 Blow It Out Your Ass. |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: almost as low-caste as the great mass of porn fans themselves (for
which fans the Insider term is: mook 18).
The foregoing is meant to help explain how exactly your correspondents ended up in porn titan Max Hardcore’s personal suite at
the Sahara and got to hang out in the suite’s living room with Max,
certain of his crew, porn starlets Alex Dane and Caressa Savage,
and two B-girls — which is to say that it was actually Harold Hecuba
and Dick Filth who were invited to hang out in the suite on Friday
afterno |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: on, but yr. corresps. clung almost like papooses to their
backs, and the burly MAXWORLD Production Assistant wasn’t
quick enough about slamming the door.
So yr. corresps. were, for a couple hours, at least logistically
speaking, In.
For a regular civilian male, hanging out in a hotel suite with
porn starlets is a tense and emotionally convolved affair. There is, |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 18 Mook means roughly what rube used to mean among carnies. Like all psychically walled |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: communities, the adult industry is rife with code and jargon. Wood is a camera-ready erection; woodman is a dependably potent male performer; and waiting for wood is a discreet
way of explaining what everybody else in the cast and crew is doing when a male performer
is experiencing wood trouble, which latter term is self-evident. SS means a sex scene; a DP is
a Double Penetration, wherein a starlet’s vagina and rectum are simultaneously accessed
by two woodmen — q.v. 1996’s semiclassic NYDP Blue. (Certain e |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: specially stoic and/or
capacious actresses are apparently available for Triple Penetrations, but these performers
are rare and so, thankfully, are TPs.) Tush ’n’ Bush denotes a film with both anal and vaginal SSs. Skeet (n/v) is a term used for both the act of male orgasm (v) and the material
thereby emitted (n). (N.B., however, that both H. Hecuba and D. Filth aver that one of
their big challenges as reviewers is to keep coming up with lively and evocative synonyms
for semen.) Money — short for money shot |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: — is a successfully filmed male orgasm, which of
course 100 percent of the time takes place external to the female partner; e.g. a facial is a
money whose skeet is directed onto the partner’s cheek or forehead. Girl-Girl signifies a
sapphic SS, which every single hetero film seems to require at least one of. Beam denotes
a straight-on deep-focus view of a dilated and wood-ready orifice. A B-girl is a second- or
third-tier porn actress who’s lower paid than a starlet and is usually available for more
pervers |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: e, degrading, or painful SSs. Fluff (v) is unfilmed oral activity designed to induce,
maintain, or enhance a woodman’s wood (and high-end porn films used to employ what
were actually called fluff girls, who were usually B-girls in waiting).
EXERCISE: Use at least eight (8) of the prenominate adult-industry terms in a wellformed English sentence.
SAMPLE SOLUTION: “After a kind of long wait for wood, a B-girl fluffed the rookie woodman into a state where he could take part in a DP SS whose frequent beams requ |
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maximum wood, and after a shaky start the SS ended up a spectacular double-facial in
which the starlet really displayed her professionalism by managing to stay enthusiastic
even though some of the skeet went in her right eye.” |
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### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: first, the matter of having seen the various intimate activities and
anatomical parts of these starlets in videos heretofore and thus
(weirdly) feeling shy about meeting them. But there is also a complex erotic tension. Because porn films’ worlds are so sexualized,
with everybody seemingly teetering right on the edge of coitus all
the time and it taking only the slightest nudge or excuse — a
stalled elevator, an unlocked door, a cocked eyebrow, a firm handshake — to send everyone tumbling into a tangled mas |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: s of limbs
and orifices, there’s a bizarre unconscious expectation/dread/
hope that this is what might happen in Max Hardcore’s hotel
room. Yr. corresps. here find it impossible to overemphasize the
fact that this is a delusion. In fact, of course, the unconscious expectation/dread/hope makes no more sense than it would make to be
hanging out with doctors at a medical convention and to expect
that at the slightest provocation everyone in the room would
tumble into a frenzy of MRIs and epidurals. Nevertheles |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: s the tension persists, despite the fact that the actresses are obviously tired
and disassociated from the day’s CES,19 plus, it emerges, somewhat
sore — it turns out that Max Hardcore is shooting one of his
“Gonzo” porn spectaculars right here at the 1998 Consumer Electronics Show, using the CES as a hook and backdrop, and the girls
have been alternating CES booth-duty and riding-crop shenanigans with a tight and SS-intensive filming schedule. (Max, being a
firm believer in the fait accompli method of film |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: making, has not
yet gotten around to chatting with the CES’s administration about
his featuring the world’s biggest consumer-tech tradeshow by name
in a “see pretty girls sodomized in manners most foul” video.) |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 19 The female performers seem, in truth, not just uncommunicative but downright surly. |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: How much of this is tradeshow fatigue and how much is the stony demeanor of Insiders
toward all Outsiders is anyone’s guess. The actresses are all in post-CES mufti — baggy
jeans and cotton halters and big fuzzy slippers, etc. Without their makeup and appurtenances, Savage and Dane look even prettier; the B-girls do not. They all spend most of
the time on the suite’s long vinyl couch watching a syndicated Seinfeld triple-header. |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 24 |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: BIG RED SON |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: Mr. Max Hardcore — a.k.a. Max Steiner, a.k.a. Paul Steiner, né
Paul Little — is 5'6" and a very fit 135. He is somewhere between 40
and 60 years old and resembles more than anything a mesomorphic and borderline-psycho Henry Gibson. He is wearing a black
cowboy hat and what has to be one of the very few long-sleeved
Hawaiian shirts in existence anywhere. Once the PA guarding the
door mellows out and introductions are made (H.H. managing to
drop the name of this magazine several times in one sentence),
Max re |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: veals himself to be a genial and garrulous host and offers
everybody disposable plastic cups of vodka before settling in with
yr. corresps. to discuss what for Max are the most pressing and relevant issues at this year’s AVN Awards, which issues are the career,
reputation, personal history, and overall life philosophy of Mr. Max
Hardcore.
Pioneered (depending whom you talk to) by either Max Hardcore or John (“Buttman”) Stagliano, “Gonzo” has become one of
this decade’s most popular and profitable genres of |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: adult video. It’s
more or less a cross between an MTV documentary and the Hell
panel from Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights. A Gonzo film is always
set at some distinctive locale or occasion — Daytona Beach at
spring break, the Cannes Film Festival, etc. There’s always a randy
and salivous “host” talking directly to a handheld camera: “Well
and we’re here at the Cannes Film Festival, and it looks like there’s
going to be lots of excitement, John Travolta and Sigourney
Weaver are supposed to both be in town |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: , and there’s also the worldfamous beach, and I’m told there’s always some real seriously goodlooking little girls at the beach, so let’s us head on down.” (That’s
the approximate lead-in to a recent Max-at-Cannes Gonzo, a type
of signature lead-in that Max refers to with a 56-tooth grin as
“always mercifully brief ” — and please note the “little girls at the
beach” thing, because this is another of Max’s professional signatures, the infantilization of his videos’ females as dramatic foils for
his own film |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: persona, which is always that of a sort of degenerate |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: 25 |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: D AV I D F O S T E R WA L L A C E |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: uncle or stepdad.) Then the shaky but ever-focused camera heads
on down to the ocean or mall or CES or whatever, scoping out
attractive women20 while the host moans and chews his knuckle in
lust. Then pretty soon host and camera start actually coming up to
the women they’ve been looking at and engaging them in little
cameo “interviews” full of sideways leers and salacious entendres.
Some of the interviewees are actual civilians, but some are always
what Max refers to as “ringers,” meaning professional porn |
### Instruction: Write in the style of### Input: DFW### Response: actresses.
And so the viewer is treated to the classic frathouse fantasy of moving, via just a couple of singles-bar “Hey there babe” lines, from
scoping out an attractive woman to having wild and anatomically
diverse sex with her, all while one of his buddies captures the whole
thing on tape.21
The issue of who exactly invented Gonzo being impossibly
vexed and so notwithstanding, it is true that Max Hardcore is
famous as a director for several things: (1) Being incredibly disciplined about budgets and tact |