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reddit_feminist

& gt ; i hate to say it but i feel like the biological time to mate is during puberty . it ' s really not . women are most fertile between 24 and 26 , iirc , and teen pregnancy carries a lot of inherent risks that more mature women are not vulnerable to . i think * guys * are most fertile or whatever in their teen years , but either way i don ' t think the " biological " excuse actually applies here at all .

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SRSDiscussion

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V13Abh

why so salty ?

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pics

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kittenbrutality

this and mischief brew all in one day ? ! score !

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audioinsurrection

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RandomFlotsam

hey , back to the op : " best day of your life , * so far * " . let ' s hear it for going as * far * as we can .

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funny

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jamesmech

that was retarded !

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WTF

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rattleandhum

nice to see this progress !

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tattoos

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mistermick

if high school was the best years of your life , then you have failed at life , or you are 20 . when you ' re 30 you hardly even remember who you went to school with besides the closest friends you still associate with .

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funny

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LuxNocte

no , actually . it ' s a replica . while i ' m correcting you : that probably would be better referred to as a " bust " . statues are generally larger .

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pics

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Shylala

i think i am smart enough to draw such conclusions myself . . . egypt might like to keep people dumb and not think for themselves but i think i ' ve outgrown that by now . .

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IAmA

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JonnehxD

i hear oceans marketing is looking for new clients .

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gadgets

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Deddan

perhaps make that 7 coals , and you might get some takers .

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gaming

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MyNameIsChar

when i chose to be a werewolf , it was one of those moments that deserved chanting and dramatic music . aela drained her blood into the basin in the underforge and i took it greedily . then , i turned into a werewolf . i can turn into a werewolf at will , but other then that , and the odd woman remarking about the sexy fur coming from my ears , nothing . i really wanted being a werewolf to actually make a bigger difference than it did .

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skyrim

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idoenjoybakedgoods

logged in on my boyfriend ' s computer just to make sure it made its way here .

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LadyBoners

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newtype2099

gotta love that republican , christian , moral right .

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politics

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ecb29

this must be what ' s growing in my bathroom .

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Scotch

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[deleted]

actually , boxer waved at the camera while cella was drinking .

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starcraft

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airforcefalco

so is the english language it appears . if your only response to any debate is telling the other side to google your points for you , you ' ve already lost , especially when whatever argument you made was proven 100 % wrong .

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Libertarian

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ddwgclan

try the new stephen king book , [ 11 / 22 / 63 ] ( http : / / www . barnesandnoble . com / w / 11 - 22 - 63 - stephen - king / 1030438404 ? ean = 9781451627282 & amp ; itm = 1 & amp ; usri = stephen + king ) . it ' s not horror , it ' s a very interesting take on time travel .

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scifi

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kurin

no , they keep it pretty secret .

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sysadmin

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homer1969

my 8 year old musically inclined daughter had a name for her fake band in the early 2000 ' s . . . . the sassy cats . still tease her about it now .

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AskReddit

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mt3chn1k

& gt ; i think to have to be 21 to own it , but not exactly sure about this . 21 to buy , 18 to own

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guns

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PeteDarwin

wow . . . you ' ve done it for me . i ' m now converted . praise be to jebus ! ! ! thank you so much for opening my eyes to the ' decent way ' to live . now i just need to start throwing the word ' faggot ' around a little more often and i ' ll be set for reaching heaven no doubt !

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atheism

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skintact81

awesome . good luck ! !

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GoneWildPlus

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rco8786

considering there was poop , ya i would say so .

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AskReddit

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random_digital

i agree . our secondary and run game will hold us back . we have a potent offense and our pass rush and defense against the run are top notch . i can see us beating a lot of teams like san fran . but qb ' s like rogers , brees and brady can do terrible things to our secondary .

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nfl

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FartOnAStick

why can ' t he line item veto the sections he doesn ' t like ? i see the bill is about defense spending , so why not line item veto the sections he opposes ? edit : dyslexia

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politics

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kagutsuchi

oh , there you are , perry .

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AskReddit

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litewo

such a strange movie . i think in general it ' s the scripted stuff that doesn ' t work , but as a visual representation of the wild and brilliant rolling thunder review , it ' s actually pretty engaging . definitely some of the best concert footage of dylan ever recorded , especially isis and tangled up in blue .

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bobdylan

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lukitsalvin

all summoners must have 6 slots full of wards .

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leagueoflegends

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Kacer6

see ? ignorant dick .

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atheism

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[deleted]

why should they ? generally , many things on [ / r / atheism ] ( / r / atheism ) and even [ / r / christianity ] ( / r / christianity ) are informative and / or interesting . however , most people just end up upvoting stupid bullshit like facebook posts to the top and burying the good stuff . they ' re fine subreddits , just the popular content is mainly assholery and circlejerking .

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funny

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I_read_a_lot

i am scared by the probable result that when you put those statements with hitler , it will be either 1 . they will claim he never said it , or 2 . they will agree with him .

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atheism

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ColdMies

quit living in the past

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starcraft

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SmellySushi

cs : s for trine and eye ?

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gameswap

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Ultraviolet_Elite

as soon as you include content , you are obligated to support it . bethesda ' s quality control is already laughable , imagine if they were expected to provide support for community code as well . most of the time , when a great idea is modded into the game , the development team simply steals the idea and adds in their own version instead . no legal qualms , and they maintain source control . see minecraft ' s pistons , or wow ' s ui updates for examples of this in action .

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truegaming

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jhudsui

he ' s kind of a creepy creeper in the books . i think they mis - stepped by casting him with an actor who was too charismatic for the character .

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skyrim

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mooshe

people dont care . everyone has gone through it , unless you have terrible acne they won ' t notice . one of my close friends had horrible acne , and got prescribed medicine . clear skin now ! so don ' t bring yourself down , get to a doctor

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teenagers

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DarraignTheSane

cathnaziganjalism ?

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WTF

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MidCareerCrisis

um . what do ya mean when living alone ? i do this at work ! o . o edit : just came back to say i don ' t sing about cats at work . ahem .

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TwoXChromosomes

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TreeLoveDiscGolf

atheism isn ' t offensive . naive young atheists on here are very fucking offensive

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atheism

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ar0cketman

but i didn ' t get you anything . i know , we ' ll share ! if you liked leo on the cheap , the congressional [ ota put out some rather good related pubs ] ( http : / / www . fas . org / ota / otareports / topic / stopics / ) before short - sided politicians killed the program . examples : ( pdf links ) * [ reducing launch operation costs : new technologies and practices ] ( http : / / www . fas . org / ota / reports / 8833 . pdf ) * [ big dumb boosters : a low - cost space transportation option ? ] ( http : / / www . fas . org / ota / reports / 8904 . pdf ) * [ affordable spacecraft : design and launch alternatives ] ( http : / / www . fas . org / ota / reports / 9003 . pdf )

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darknetplan

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jebus01

im australian

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funny

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zepy18

i think so , as i think it was made a little bit after tb did his wtf is of lol . also , ya , hes the one who got me addicted . i really want him to start casting lol torneeys , we need a few more good ones .

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leagueoflegends

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ichibanmarshmallow

why the fuck would anyone do that ?

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MensRights

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[deleted]

[ tower of gay ] ( http : / / www . youtube . com / watch ? v = ivohbbnyoks )

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WTF

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PurpleTime

very good point . thanks so much for the advice .

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relationships

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lindberghbaby

he ' s warning you about impending anal rape .

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WTF

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NolanRoss

this is the guy btw ^ ^

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battlefield3

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JereHakala

clean installation is pretty easy , just delete all files , except steam . exe and steamapps . steam will then redownload all files .

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techsupport

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tamearmeisce

happy new year , feck this economy , i had to decide either to go out last nite with a group of friends and in - laws or tonite , last nite won . had a great time , hope 2012 is good one for you

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[deleted]

well signals generally come in the making out . the person have his / her hands all over you and kisses enthusiasticly . when your hands goes under his / her clothes he / she moves in ways to assist you , not twisting away , forcing you to be rough to reach where you want to go or just lying still , ignoring you . the person assists in his / her own undressing and helps pull the clothes of you . actual moving to help with the sex . if the person stops moving abort abort as he / she has now likely fallen asleep and sexual acts with unconscious person is rape . if the person just lay there like a dead fish even though you know he / she want ' s sex ? stop because what could be more of a turn off .

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SRSDiscussion

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d-bot

yes , those are penis noses . edit : more examples of their work ( also nsfw ) [ work for which they almost won britain ' s prestigious turner prize ] ( http : / / upload . wikimedia . org / wikipedia / en / thumb / 5 / 50 / chapman _ brothers . _ death . jpg / 300px - chapman _ brothers . _ death . jpg ) [ more here ] ( http : / / images . artnet . com / images _ us / magazine / news / nathan / jake - chapman - sir - norman - rosenthal - 10 - 31 - 11 - 4 . jpg ) [ and here ] ( http : / / 4 . bp . blogspot . com / _ o0 _ 3czoaxbs / tui3ox0stri / aaaaaaaafgq / pdh5evi2gki / s400 / artwork _ images _ 113667 _ 625472 _ jakedinos - chapman . jpg )

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wtfart

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rasputine

http : / / www . accessdata . fda . gov / cms _ ia / importalert _ 107 . html http : / / www . cbp . gov / xp / cgov / newsroom / news _ releases / national / 04212011 _ 2 . xml http : / / www . ctv . ca / ctvnews / world / 20110422 / kinder - surprise - eggs - ban - 110422 /

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pics

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RogerStrong

they do what congress - who approves their budget line item by line item - tells them to do .

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space

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testeaxeax

i agree . it is important to make the setup and use of voip as simple as possible to maximize its adoption within the game and that can be challenging . however , i ' d say that games like mmos , such as wow , lend themselves towards the use text chat and private voip servers . back when i played wow , i rarely wanted to talk to a random player and if i did , the gameplay provided me with ample time to type out complex messages . with members of a guild , that was different ; voice became an integral part of socializing and coordinating raids , etc . for team fps games , i often want to tell a random player something and the fast - paced gameplay makes it impossible to type out complex messages ( unless i ' m staring at the spawn screen ) . being able to bark out a warning or order to another player , even if it ' s unidirectional because the other player hasn ' t bothered to set up voip , is beneficial to gameplay , in my opinion .

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gaming

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mwg42

i thought i was gonna see a dead deer dressed up like rudolph . phew .

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WTF

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BoojiBoy

if you reverse charges on a steam purchase , they will disable your account . count on it .

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gaming

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elliottblackwood

hopefully there wasn ' t a fruit bowl .

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AskReddit

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Nooshu

blog post about the case study [ here ] ( http : / / www . uncontrol . com / posts / a - interactive - brand - for - the - cooper - union / ) .

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threejs

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Abstruse

for the future , essentials classes are the build options which came from the " heroes of . . . " series . thief , knight , slayer , mage , warpriest , cavalier , etc . essentials classes means only those classes are allowed , while essentials only means that only the feats / powers / etc . in the heroes of . . . books are allowed ( which is what happens when you choose the " essentials only " option in the character builder ) .

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rpg

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goatserevival

[ then bieber was bacon . ] ( http : / / 6 . asset . soup . io / asset / 1733 / 1462 _ 295d . png )

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WTF

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c3ctzxl

Xet

too bad you can only see half of it !

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Minecraft

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linuxrules

go for it . i got punched in the ribs and was floored last night

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self

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Nikoras

in south korea i ' m pretty sure this is punishable by death .

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gaming

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LumBerry

just did the rodeo beach trail run in san francisco . my first 20k with brutal climbing . some of the most stunning views of the bay area from the marin headlands . wanted under 3 hours and did it in 2 : 39 ! what a great way to end the year !

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running

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simbul

[ ] ( / priceless " but the hunting is the fun part ! " ) all joking aside , i would downvote anyway . i just want to see what everypony thinks about this .

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mylittlepony

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c3ctzxq

BaconTerminator

varg _ 18 @ hotmail . com

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newyear

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whatamuffin

no .

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AskReddit

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Royalhghnss

nice ! i just signed up for a pdga tourney today . can ' t wait for february . . .

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discgolf

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ErnestPWorrell

post or pm me ur steam id

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SteamTrade

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BBQCopter

[ glenn greenwald just did a huge piece ] ( http : / / www . salon . com / 2011 / 12 / 31 / progressives _ and _ the _ ron _ paul _ fallacies / singleton / ) that talks all about the rift forming in the liberal camp about ron paul , and how paul is more liberal on some things than obama . also , [ jon stewart ] ( http : / / lmgtfy . com / ? q = jon + stewart + loves + ron + paul ) has a huge man crush on ron paul .

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politics

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fake_doctor

that ' s why it would be interesting on a 2v2 . i ' d like to see what strategies the pilots come up with in order to gain the edge over the enemy pilots .

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battlefield3

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j-po

& gt ; the results are not a measure of you . this is something i ' ve got to remember . however , it ' s hard to agree with sometimes . how do you go after something , not get it , and not think " if i were better , more skilled , etc . i ' d have suceeded " ? i really do agree with the " don ' t be outcome dependent " mentality , but in the moment , sometimes i lose it . how do i get there ? the truth is , i ' m just impatient . i want the skills now . the answer , i ' m sure , is just experience . maybe i ' ll take this as a lesson to improve my inner game and remember my values . i value process , but it seems i want the reward without putting in the time . this can ' t work . here ' s to keeping the dice rolling . thanks whisper .

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askseddit

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Anonymus299

well . . . . . . i want to add something . . . . . but you just said it all : d oh , and just because we ' re bronies doesn ' t mean we have to love everything . . . . . . . you don ' t have to change your hole personality and become an all loving dude who gives tons of money to homeless people and saves animals in his freetime . . . . . . don ' t get me wrong . . . it ' s awesome if you do it . . . . but do it because you want to do it . . . . not because you feel like you have to do it to be a " real brony " . . . . . . .

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mylittlepony

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asthmadragon

i can ' t believe the top brass approved of this .

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funny

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c3ctzy1

end_program

some extra information : i ' ve tried booting it on this computer and another computer , getting the same results . coincidence ?

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techsupport

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Papa_Andy

oh god so true . i need to write my will already just in case some shit like this goes down .

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AskReddit

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No0delZ

i ' ll definitely be buying torchlight 2 . i ' m still tentative on d3 . . . we ' ll see which one gets busted out at our monthly lan parties .

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gaming

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Hydroweedmancer

so is " displace " in this context a fancy word for " make homeless " ?

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worldnews

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oniongasm

i ' m guessing the historical context would be helpful , yes ?

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askscience

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rhinoCRUNCH

i heard a rumor that a gm rage quit and slayed a bunch of people in orgrimmar with a push of a button , turning them into sheeps and what not before doing it . do the developers have access to any charachters that can one shot slay like this on live servers ? special abilities , etc .

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IAmA

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Soukai

well seeing as my girl is about 5 , 000 miles away . . . and all my friends are out of town with family , i ' m having a very forever alone new years eve .

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AskReddit

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afcagroo

i don ' t recall the experimental data confirming the existence of virtual particles . infinite virtual energy would only be possible for an infinitely short time interval , presumably .

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askscience

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xxBigBobxx

are they flavored ?

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trees

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infernalspawnODOOM

what do you have to do ?

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mw3

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Vannen00

that ' s apples and oranges . you can ' t say " direct sunlight in a nutrient devoid system doesn ' t grow algae , so too much light usually isn ' t the problem " when a tank is not even comparable to that . the fact is that too much light is the cause of most kinda of algae . if your whole plan for keeping a tank algae free is to remove all the nutrients , then how do planted tanks get by ?

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Aquariums

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TrE3Hugga

" anyone else arguing for their self interest is greedy . got it . " oh stop making things up . your imagination is quite vivid .

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politics

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Siegfried262

just posted there a moment ago as well . ( initially thought they were just for movies for some reason ) thanks for the suggestion though .

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gaming

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shadow776

" burning an american flag is not a crime , but police charged the men with the careless use of a fire because they didn ' t use a fire pit " wonderful . good thing the cops are defending the flag and all it stands for . like freedom of expression .

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politics

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starmeleon

thanks for gratuitiously attributing a male gender to me .

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socialism

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c3ctzyh

DMZ3

why would martial law be imposed ?

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politics

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c3ctzyi

LWRellim

i find your comment to be sexually offensive . can i sue you now ?

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politics

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JamesTheIII

agreed . what for ?

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trees

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aaronin

under the radar ? if this is what it feels like to " not be talking about the patriots at all , " then i sure don ' t think anyone in america wants to know what its like to be " sick of hearing about the patriots . "

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nfl

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fondueguy

it ' s funny how men are the ones who can ' t stop thinking about sex when its women who wear makeup and clothes designed to flaunt . . .

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MensRights

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c3ctzyn

thealleine

by the way im 22

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AskReddit

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Midgers

yeah , but nintendo has always been super kid friendly . if you look at it that way , its really well done . it does a good job at protecting kids from inane shit .

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gaming

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TooDrunkDidntFuck

most excellent point .

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socialism

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Golisten2LennyWhite

i freaked out about seeing [ choda boy ] ( http : / / www . comicbookmovie . com / images / users / uploads / 8558 / choda - boy - m _ 7e7fec1d6c7d473e997141b35aaf9519 . jpg ) at primus last time they played the wiltern . . .

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palmtrees

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CptQuestionMark

stomp it out with a newspaper .

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