ejjaffe/onion_headlines_2_sources · Datasets at Hugging Face

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dana loesch rethinking loyalties after seeing how much airtime teen activists getting
middle-aged woman so tired of going back and forth between divorced parents' nursing homes
ron paul blames florida loss on expensive advertising costs of poster board, markers
apple hard at work making iphone obsolete
panicked keynote speaker suddenly can't remember what future of innovation is
commentary: oh, so i’m distant and emotionally abusive for several years, and all of a sudden i’m not good enough for you anymore?
woman has bizarre ability to share details about personal life with parents
pepsi super bowl ad raises worldwide pepsi-awareness .00000000001 percent
greenspan considering role in ocean's eleven remake
life: 6 of the most memorable presidential debate performances of all time
strongside/weakside: ronda rousey
mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on
stars and snipes
hillary clinton: 'when i was a child, most special interest groups wouldn't even consider donating large sums of money to a woman'
44 suspicious packages detonated under white house christmas tree
spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'
life: know your options: you can leave any meatball sandwich that you’re unable to finish at your local fire department and they are required to eat it, no questions asked
nra calls for more common-sense gun deaths
public health win: coca-cola is releasing a new line of sprite that turns blue if anyone shits in the sprite
cia orchestrates coup d’état to replace entire population of venezuela
10th-grade class watches ben-hur for two weeks
yankee candle clarifies that product only intended to be dripped on balls
report: 50% of heaven's population just assholes who begged for forgiveness at last second
trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe'
liberal relieved he never has to introspect again after assembling all the correct opinions
man miscast in role of father
critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic'
epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off
flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314
earth passed over for invasion
slight inconvenience avoided
news: leading the resistance: ebaum’s world is offering exclusive access to an unreleased ‘salad fingers’ episode for anyone who brings them the scalp of a nazi
sperm can’t remember why it came into womb
day job officially becomes job
1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job
heroic prego advertisement replaces refreshed webpage's presidential campaign banner
family cuts nursing home visit short so grandmother can get back to excruciating loneliness
‘please, i'll tell you everything,’ whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house
incredible! taylor swift perfectly shut down this hater by slowly and calculatedly destroying his life over the course of many years
japan announces name of new era
lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary
india continues surge towards status as first world nation by reelecting racist, right-wing authoritarian
prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding
if donald trump pardons me, i would be honored to serve as secretary of agriculture
social media misfire: applebee’s has apologized after tweeting that 9/11 was a ‘big mood’ with a picture of a hamburger
pathetic, washed-up rock star on fifth decade of doing exactly what he always wanted
busch gardens unveils new 9,600-mile-long endurance coaster
red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors’ convenience
nation's last themeless restaurant closes
sc cop michael slager shoots walter scott in back
what’s your sex iq? \| clickhole
woman rushes to hide fragile objects, cover up sharp corners on tables before boyfriend comes over
gynecologist inserting iud promises woman it will be just a quick pinch and then she’ll be on the floor unconscious: the onion

dana loesch rethinking loyalties after seeing how much airtime teen activists getting

middle-aged woman so tired of going back and forth between divorced parents' nursing homes

ron paul blames florida loss on expensive advertising costs of poster board, markers

apple hard at work making iphone obsolete

panicked keynote speaker suddenly can't remember what future of innovation is

commentary: oh, so i’m distant and emotionally abusive for several years, and all of a sudden i’m not good enough for you anymore?

woman has bizarre ability to share details about personal life with parents

pepsi super bowl ad raises worldwide pepsi-awareness .00000000001 percent

greenspan considering role in ocean's eleven remake

life: 6 of the most memorable presidential debate performances of all time

strongside/weakside: ronda rousey

mueller combs through dozens of damning white house emails he was accidentally cc'd on

stars and snipes

hillary clinton: 'when i was a child, most special interest groups wouldn't even consider donating large sums of money to a woman'

44 suspicious packages detonated under white house christmas tree

spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'

life: know your options: you can leave any meatball sandwich that you’re unable to finish at your local fire department and they are required to eat it, no questions asked

nra calls for more common-sense gun deaths

public health win: coca-cola is releasing a new line of sprite that turns blue if anyone shits in the sprite

cia orchestrates coup d’état to replace entire population of venezuela

10th-grade class watches ben-hur for two weeks

yankee candle clarifies that product only intended to be dripped on balls

report: 50% of heaven's population just assholes who begged for forgiveness at last second

trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe'

liberal relieved he never has to introspect again after assembling all the correct opinions

man miscast in role of father

critics blast al gore's documentary as 'realistic'

epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off

flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314

earth passed over for invasion

slight inconvenience avoided

news: leading the resistance: ebaum’s world is offering exclusive access to an unreleased ‘salad fingers’ episode for anyone who brings them the scalp of a nazi

sperm can’t remember why it came into womb

day job officially becomes job

1998 powerball winner returns to food-service job

heroic prego advertisement replaces refreshed webpage's presidential campaign banner

family cuts nursing home visit short so grandmother can get back to excruciating loneliness

‘please, i'll tell you everything,’ whimpers rick gates after mueller threatens to send him back to white house

incredible! taylor swift perfectly shut down this hater by slowly and calculatedly destroying his life over the course of many years

japan announces name of new era

lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary

india continues surge towards status as first world nation by reelecting racist, right-wing authoritarian

prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding

if donald trump pardons me, i would be honored to serve as secretary of agriculture

social media misfire: applebee’s has apologized after tweeting that 9/11 was a ‘big mood’ with a picture of a hamburger

pathetic, washed-up rock star on fifth decade of doing exactly what he always wanted

busch gardens unveils new 9,600-mile-long endurance coaster

red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors’ convenience

nation's last themeless restaurant closes

sc cop michael slager shoots walter scott in back

what’s your sex iq? | clickhole

woman rushes to hide fragile objects, cover up sharp corners on tables before boyfriend comes over

gynecologist inserting iud promises woman it will be just a quick pinch and then she’ll be on the floor unconscious: the onion