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mommit

It is sad! I’m so sorry you have that stress on top of everything else with kids. Anytime you want a break come on over and you can nap/shower/sit on the porch and chill. Moms retreat here lol

mommit

Phew oooo have I tried lol! He just talks my toddler’s head off which wakes everyone up more. I’d rather do it and handle the wake up under five mins vs an hour.

mommit

Lmao definitely not, five kids in and he should know better lol

mommit

The image is literally beyonce with a baseball bat lol I'm definitely getting a different vibe

mommit

Exactly

mommit

Usually my 5 yo is really sweet and will lay with me and rub my belly/kiss it and ask what’s wrong if I’m in pain and will say “oh is the baby kicking?”, but when she’s in a mood, man does she commit to her attitude.

mommit

I tell her “cause you’re my big helper” or “cause you’re a good big sister”. I’m not sure if she wanted another sibling but she’s excited either way

mommit

Nah my husband could sleep all day and still complain of tiredness but always ready to go do what he wants to go do. Ain’t none wrong with them or at least my husband

mommit

Omg ! This! So true ! He says that I don’t have empathy for him and yell at him when he says he wants to nap.

mommit

Haha it’s funny I was thinking of creating the same thing but I’m sure we are all over the world. I’m in NYC

mommit

I’m due in about 8 weeks and all I dream about is tickling his little feet and counting his little fingers a million times.

mommit

Its very sweet but you know one of those hands is browsing twitter I'm just kidding, its lovely. My youngest just got home from his first day of school. I spent all day asking my husband,,. "What do you think he's doing right now?"

mommit

This is beautiful. Made me tear up a bit!

mommit

I love this. I love my son so much more than I ever thought possible and I just can’t get enough. Thanks for this post.

mommit

This is so sweet! Did you draw this?

mommit

This is beautiful and so true.

mommit

Damn you and your amazing image on an extremely emotional/hormonal week for me.

mommit

Squeezing them baby rolls

mommit

Your art is beautiful

mommit

Same

mommit

My little is turning one very soon and this got me.

mommit

Same

mommit

This made me cry! My girl was extra snuggly tonight

mommit

I love this!

mommit

I love this so much!

mommit

I felt this.

mommit

Very cute picture. Kind of judgy sentiment, but nice art.

mommit

Their fat little feet are irresistible! Mine is one is two days and I'm still obsessed with his chunky little feets and tiny toes

mommit

Oh my gosh, when my son came out his toes were the first thing I saw as they were handing him to me. He had little gecko toes and I was just so fascinated...now I just kiss and tickle his fat little feet all the time, even though he is now a grubby toddler. I loooovvveeee baby feet!

mommit

Lol true:) I have another comic about mothers of past ages, who needed many hands through all history. And modern mama, who needs many+1 for the phone

mommit

Thank you!

mommit

I am full on crying

mommit

Thank you! Yes, I did

mommit

Sorry not sorry

mommit

Thank you!

mommit

I play with my girls toes all the time, this has backfired slightly because she will remove people's socks to get to there toes.

mommit

My 2.5 year old has kid feet now

mommit

You should post these to r/cocktails. Include the ingredients.

mommit

I like the way your kid rolls. She can bartend for me anytime

mommit

So cute! My 5yo just likes to make playdoh pancakes, I’ll have to teach her about cocktails now.

mommit

When my kids were little they had a play dough barbecue play set. It was like a George Foreman Grill where you’d make little hamburgers and hotdogs and them put the in the George Foreman grill to “cook”. It made a sizzling sound. My kids are teens now but if we still have this toy stored away, In gonna clean it up and leave it on the dining room table with some fresh play dough. I know they’ll go for it. I miss the smell of fresh play dough.

mommit

It’s all in the garnish! She’s one you’ll have to watch out for in 16 years hahah

mommit

Can I please get one? All my 5 year old does is smash the colors together and now we have ugly gray colored playdoh:-/

mommit

Nice! I got served spaghetti with ketchup and stuffed pancakes today.

mommit

My 1 yr old just saw this and yelled “cup!!”

mommit

You’re clearly raising her right. Well done!

mommit

Have you ever made play dough homemade before? My mom used to, and it would definitely still catch us as teenagers if she made it for a cousin.

mommit

The lime garnish is what set me off. I thought it was so clever she came up with that!

mommit

Oh my gosh, all the time when they were little. I also think they’d be interested. It is winter where we live and due to COVID it’s not like we can go anywhere. The teens dug out a big bin of legos a few weeks and they play with it now on the regular.

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It really makes me happy to picture those "cool" teenagers jamming on some Legos on a snowy covid day.

mommit

I don’t dare to get out the playmobil yet though. Too fun. Ah, Lincoln logs. Who can resist them?

mommit

It makes me happy, too.

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My kids did that, too. I miss that stuff.

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mommit

Aww 4 months. You lucky!

mommit

I felt this in my soul

mommit

Your hands are still beautiful!

mommit

My nails are painted way more now. I discovered the best way to get my daughter to comply with having her nails trimmed was to reward her with painting them afterwards. As she got older it morphed into an activity we do together. She lets me trim her nails and i let her paint our nails. Before if i painted my nails it was as a nice subtle, neutral colour, now it's always bright and glittery and often a different colour on each finger. My daughter's skill with nailpolish has vastly improved even if her taste is still as bright as ever. For a while I was rocking thick polish that got more on my fingers than my nails and I'd have to fix it without her noticing.

mommit

True...took off my acrylics when I found out I was pregnant because I thought it would be less likely that I get poop on my nail ya still happened but they’re not for me anymore for sure

mommit

I don’t even wear make up anymore and I find I actually like that a whole lot better

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mommit

Felt this on a molecular level. The last time I tried to get my nails done my oldest was 6months and the mall’s power went out right before we got started. Haven’t tried since and she’s 6. Ouch, my soul.

mommit

Before COVID-19 | After COVID-19

mommit

Both beautiful in their own way.

mommit

I actually painted my toes for the first time since I had my baby today!! Small victories. I won't even attempt my fingernails though, I already see her needing me while my nails are still wet.

mommit

Omg I relate so much it hurts

mommit

When I found out I was pregnant I realized my days off spending $70 on gel nails & pedis were over. I’d need that extra cash for baby when he came. I invested in a UV/LED lamp & all the accessories to do my own gel nails & pedis. Best investment of my life! My nails were on point throughout my whole pregnancy & I taught myself how to quickly do my nails. I wasn’t able to even attempt doing my nails until now that my son is 3 months. Now it takes me longer because I’ll start & if baby wakes up from a nap then I gotta tend to momma duties. But my husband is great at letting me get some mommy time to at least have my nails done. It feels great to just have some me time & look great!

mommit

Your after looks like my before. *Shrug* Could never stand plastic glued to my fingers - or painted nails!

mommit

Same girl

mommit

Same.

mommit

I feel personally attacked. How dare you ma’am.

mommit

I think it's sweet. Momma hands. Just think of all the touches, pats, rubs, scritches, and soothing those hands have done. Your children are blessed.

mommit

You’re not alone!

mommit

I have never seen anything so true.

mommit

Oh my god I miss manicures

mommit

I don’t have the time to do any of it anymore and I honestly don’t miss it.

mommit

I’ve never been into acrylic nails, but I miss having someone else paint my nails on a regular basis. The upside is that I’ve gotten good at doing my own nails, since I rarely treat myself to having them done at the salon. The challenge is always finding the time or motivation.

mommit

I’m brain dead from my child today to ask if it’s so and so brand of purse in background but I miss having a reason to use my purses. I open my closet and look at them and sigh. Your nails were gorgeous and your regular nails are healthy and beautiful! So take comfort that you can pull off many looks!

mommit

Nails on the right look too clean to be accurate mine are haggard and broken and chipped. Edit: seriously though this is accurate a f

mommit

Samesies

mommit

I’m lucky if, in the morning I pick the pair of tights that has the least holes in them

mommit

I keep telling myself I’m goi g to paint my nails. So I find some time so cut, file, trim cuticles, and oil them to get ready for painting. But then it’s too late to paint them and not muck them in bed so I’ll totally do it tomorrow right?... nope. By the time I feel I have time I need to fix the cuticles/ cut them again/ whatever and it’s just a perpetual cycle.

mommit

This looks like my before covid, after covid hands

mommit

Why you have to hurt me like this I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

mommit

omg I’m laughing so much because same :’)

mommit

I remember having my son 6 years ago, and I really was afraid of poking his eye out with my stiletto nail.

mommit

This hits too close to home. I miss nice nails.

mommit

Yup, same with hair, toes, and clothes

mommit

I rarely have acrylics or anything professional done but I do love doing my own nails. I used to be a chronic nail biter and go through longer and longer periods now where I can let them grow. Turned into those nails now take chunks out of not only my kid's skin but also my own, regardless of how beautifully they are shaped and polished. So now I'm in the bathroom chopping even minor growth off while my toddler is brushing her teeth and then she goes and plays with my polish collection and lives her best life. RIP.

mommit

Same.

mommit

I said this same thing with a super deep dragon sigh before I even opened this post! Sigh

mommit

Snap was just about to write this

mommit

I miss my nails so much

mommit

Aw that’s wholesome thank you I just miss being GLAM sometimes

mommit

That is precious! :)

mommit

While I love both my boys this is one thing that I know I’m missing out on. So lovely

mommit

How old was she when you started painting her nails? For some inexplicable reason I wanted to do it to my LO when she was a teeny tiny baby because it would be SO CUTE, but clearly not a good idea. I planning on hold off until she’s old enough to actually ask and tell me she wants it done. I just have no idea when that may be.

mommit

My son (4) shrieks “no” and hides his feet whenever we say we’re clipping them. I bet this would work on him...