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A Declaration of his Excellency the Lord Deputy Fleetwood in Ireland, concerning his Highness the Lord Protector, and the present Government in England, with the Remonstrance and Protestation of Mr. Wil: Lenthal (Speaker of the late Parl.) and divers other Gentlemen at Gloucester thereupon. The Discovery of a wicked Plot at Windsor Castle and the Sentence denounced against the betrayers of their trust. The Declaration, Papers and Commissions, intercepted and taken, sent from the King of Scots. The advancing of his brother Duke James, with an Army towards Flanders, and a Message sent from Prince Leopold William by the grace of God, Archduke of Austria, and Capt. Gen. Of the Low Countries, to the Lord Protector on Wednesday last, and his Highness's Order to the Lord Mayor of London. With the coming up of the Dutch Ambassadors from Gravesend this present Friday, and the new Orders concerning Tailors, Weavers, Shoemakers, and Butchers, and divers other Trades both in City and Suburbs. From Friday, Feb. 24. to Friday, March 3. LONDON, Printed for GEO. HORTON, 1654. The first thing that presents itself to public view, is, a bloody Tragedy from sundry parts of the Nation; the Scene is Murder; but the Actors are called by the Name of Hectors, alias Highwaymen; who have committed several notorious Robberies, and have dyed the Earth with English blood; especially on Salisbury Plain, as appeareth by the sad and woeful Story in the ensuing pages: Alas! this is not all; for in these our days, we have the old Proverb verified, That Beggars ride on horseback and Gentlemen go a foot: More's the pity: But care is taken to prevent these insolences for the future: so that I hope it will prove a brave World when every man enjoys their own. Whereas the great point of Sovereignty and concernment to be safety and benefit of a Commonwealth, is the Electing and disposing of its own Magistrates, or the great Officers of State. And as for the present Council, and the election of them in the way it hath been: It must be remembered, that we were in the beginning of a new Government, necessitated to create a little World out of a Chaos, and bring Form out of Confusion; so that there was an absolute necessity, that some who are known to be persons of integrity, and firm for the present Settlement, should at the same instant be taken in, to carry on the work: which can be no ground of just exception, especially seeing for the future, Elections shall run in the appointed channel, where their streams are to flow from the People, and their original-Fountain. Yea, the high Office of Protectorship itself is to be derived also from hence; and as in time it will appear, that the People in Parliament have the main choice of the Council, so they will likewise be Choosers of the Lord Protector: For, it being left to the Council to choose Him, and they hereafter coming to be chosen and trusted by the Parliament, it cannot otherwise be conceived, but that the Choice of Him takes its rise mediately from the People in Parliament: because as whatsoever a Parliament doth, is said and taken in a political sense to be the people's act, because they are chosen and trusted by the people: so in like manner, and upon the same political account, when the Council comes to be chosen by Parliaments, as is before expressed, then the Act of the Council in choosing the Lord Protector, must by a parity of Reason be reputed the Act of the people in Parliament: And so you see, in effect, mediately or immediately, the election of all Magistrates (both high and low) are, or will at length, by this Constitution of Government, be in the hands of the People. Lastly, as to what concerns the Office of Lord Protector, it is to be observed, that he is not to be admitted to that dignity upon the Interest of Himself or Family, but merely upon the account of his fitness for Government: it must pass, not by Inheritance, but Election. And certainly, it is a great advantage to a Nation, that the coming in and continuance of their Governor depends only upon his own goodness, and the good will of the People, as it is in an Elective Prince, who standing upon terms of good behaviour, will be continually employed for the benefit and defence of the Community. And therefore if it shall please the Lord to bless this Commonwealth (as we trust he will) successively, with a choice of godly persons into that high Office, it is easily foreseen, what an advantage it will be to these 3. Nations, to have their whole strength and force combined thus under one head, for the safety of all: this Form being (without question) the fittest and most convenient for the Magistrate to put things in and in quick execution (as his proper work) for the public good: as also what a comfort it will be to all the godly in the Protestant Churches abroad, who may have some more sure and certain protection from England than heretofore, which as it is the greatest Body, being united with Scotland, so it will prove (we hope) the grand Bulwark of the Reformed Religion. Moreover, as touching the Person, whom the Lord hath now advanced and set over us to be out Supreme Magistrate, We shall not say much, because he seeks not the praise of men: only we believe even the enemies will confess, that he is every way worthy to Rule, whom God hath been pleased to use as his Instrument in that glorious Work of Redeeming the Liberties of his people: For, we are bold to say (weighing all circumstances together) that this Nation was never really Free, nor in any way of enjoying its Freedom so fully as now: so that there wants nothing but a cordial Close with the Government, to destroy all hopes of the common Enemy, and complete our happiness. But if men shall yet proceed to lengthen their own burdens, by hankering after that Family which God hath cast out before us, or by an unnatural seeking to embroil their Country again in blood and misery, for the sake of that unfortunate Interest, as we are loath to suspect such a thing, and can hardly imagine that any should be so forlorn and desperate after so fair a Composure. The King of Scots is recovered of his late sickness; and his brother James is as merry as a Prince; but many of the Royal party goes with empty pockets (sometimes) as well as the Intelligencer: Alas poor Souls ! 'tis the chance of War: Therefore, patience in adversity, is a jewel worthy of acceptation in the deplorable days of Necessity. The little Queen is filled with abundance of private and solid meditations; add on Ash Wednesday last she took her Ashes from the hands of Mr. Philips, who was sometimes her Confessor in England. Well! seeing it is so, I shall wind up all in this infallible Bottom, Everyone knows their Beginning; but no man knows his ending. His Excellency the Lord Whitlock having received plenipotentiary power to treat with her Royal Majesty the Queen of Sweden, hath had several times audience, and upon insisting of all the Articles in general, there appeared nothing so difficult, which did not find an easy interpretation. And it is supposed after Time hath ripened the Debates, we shall receive an Answer by messengers, with glad tidings and Olive Branches: For the change of the Government in England, being arrived at the Swedish Court, her Majesty hath declared a great willingness to receive the new Credentials; so great an affection doth this bright star of Europe bear to his Highness the Lord Protector, that (if our Intelligence hath received the truth) she hath desired to see his Picture, and withal the picture of the Lord Henry Cromwell, the Spark and glory of these Times. Notwithstanding, the Letters from Swedeland to Holland do affirm, that our Ambassador having had several Audiences, and his persuading the Queen to an Amity; that her Majesty hath showed very little inclination thereunto, and hath commanded her subjects to give her a List of all the losses sustained by the English. 'Tis something strange: therefore pick English out of the precedent passage. The Ambassadors from the States of Holland are landed, with full power to conclude a peace. They are expected this day at Whitehall, with all their gallant Retinue, consisting of one hundred in number, most excellently equipped; and divers eminent Gentlemen, and Officers are appointed to congratulate them from Gravesend to Westminster with the State's Barges, and others, there being high and honourable preparations at Sir Abraham Williams's house in the Palace yard. Our Scout from Scotland advertiseth, that the English forces have fallen upon the Highlanders, and after an irresistible and furious Onset, took above 120 Officers and Soldiers, great store of Arms, Ammunition, Horses with plenty of provision, and afterwards blew up the strong Garrison of Dunkel. Col. Morgan hath also removed the Enemy's Garrison at Kildrumny, and at Cromar put 120 to the sword, took 27 prisoners, 80 horse, & all their Bag and Baggage. The two Ambassadors from Holland, the L. Newport, and the L. Yongstal, that are come to join with the L. Beverling, are now at Gravesend, and Sir Oliver Fleming, Master of the Ceremonies hath orders to receive them on Friday, March 3. at which time they are to come from Gravesend to Tower hill; and from thence, Coaches will be appointed to bring them and their attendants through the Cities of London and Westminster, to Sir Abraham Williams's house in the Palace-yard which is trimmed up for their reception. Mr. Wil. Lenthal, formerly Speaker of the Parl. and divers other Gentlemen, have sent a congratulatory Declaration from the City of Gloucester, to his Highness the Lord Protector, blessing the Lord for this established Government and protesting much affection thereto. Presents us with an Abstract of Scotland, intimating, That the E. of Athol hath drawn most of his forces together from Weems, and other places, and he with L. Bruce were the 14 at Glenshier, marching Northwards to join with Glencarn, Glengary, Kenmore, and the rest of the Royal party: Upon their conjunction, they will be at the least 4000. and then they intend to be revenged upon the English, if they can: but Athol's foot are much discontented at the cowardice of their horse, and the English that came with Col. Wogan out of France, are much dejected at the death of their valiant Colonel. Col. Lilburn is sending Recruits to Col. Morgan; but somewhat inconsiderable, until such time that the new supplies are gone from England. The Scots are very high at Edinburgh, and breathe forth Victories instead of Defeats, giving out, that the late blow given by Col. Morgan was only to some few Countrymen, when that it is evident, that G. Glencarn was there in person, and the valiant young Laird of Loughaber, who was one of the first that ran out of the field, and left his Commission from their King, signed C.R. behind him, together with the last Instructions of Lieu. Gen. Middleton, 5 Letters from C. the 2. to the Commander in chief of the Highlanders: All which Papers are to be sent up to his Highness the Lord Protector. There hath been lately some meetings of godly Ministers about London, to consider of a way of union and reconciliation of the differences that unhappily have crept in among the godly, and other excellent things in order to the progress of the Gospel. And this day Mr. Owen, Mr. Tho. Goodwin, M. Sydrack Simpson, Mr. Nie, and divers other reverend pious Ministers were with his Highness. From Ireland our Scout bringeth intelligence, that the L. Deputy Fleetwood, and the Officers of the Army, have caused to be printed at Dublin their Declaration, to live and die with his Highness in the present change of Government: but indeed at first many there were that scrupled it; yet upon consideration they unanimously assented thereunto. From Newcastle they write, that cap. Wetang hath scoured those coasts of the Picaroons, and that he hath sunk and taken some. But alas! this doth not equalize our loss in the West, for true it is that the Brest men of war have taken the George of Bristol, being richly laden with Indigo, Sugar, and Tobacco. The 27 of February last proved a fatal day to many; for, beside the Woman that burnt her child, 8 more having received Sentence of death were executed; amongst the rest, four of them were hanged at the lower end of Fleet street, over against the Dog Tavern where they committed the Fact having not only robbed M. Hancock (Master of the said house, of great store of Plate; but likewise cut and wounded him in several places; for which, Mr. James Harrington (a Bailey of Middlesex) and the Mealman's wife of Brainford, who served the said Mr. Hancock with meal, and knew the Orders of the house, and where the Plate lay, suffered the bitter pangs of death; a just reward for the Woman, but a pitiful Object to behold the man: for she was not only the grand Setter, and chief contriver of the Design, in drawing in of poor Mr. Harrington; but likewise the only betrayer and Decoy of her Noble Hectors, who she so termed; as appears by the Speech and Confession of the said James Harrington under the Gallows, who spake to the people as followeth: Gentlemen, and Christian friends, You are this day come hither to behold a sad and pitiful Object, and a man to be taken off in the midst of his years: Nevertheless, although Providence hath decreed me such an untimely end, yet I doubt not, but that this ignominious and reproachful death, will to me prove a glorious and perpetual change; and I bless God I have a Conscience within speaks peace to my poor soul, fully assuring me, that this day shall I be in Paradise with my blessed Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ; and that though my sins be as red as scarlet, yet shall they be made as white as snow; for confident I am, I never was guilty of anyone's death, neither had I ever brought myself to this untimely end, had it not been for this woman (meaning the Mealman's wife) Joan West, but God forgive her; for I do: And I bless God I am in peace with all men: Though many there are that calumn and brand me, that I have been an idle liver, and that I have committed several Facts and Crimes: I confess I have been a sinner, and a great company keeper, yet never wronged any man whom I had society withal: No, I appeal to the great God of Heaven whether I have or no: And though my cause be now thus unhappily balanced, that the ignominious Scale of hard and cruel Destiny must even now be turned upon me; yet the penetracy of my poor Soul hath taken away the bitter sting of Death; and there is not anything troubles me at this very instant (though I am here now ready to pass through the Vale of Death) but my poor wife, & six languishing babes, whom I desire the Lord to bless, and to preserve keep and defend them with his glorious Guard of Angels, that so they may be shrouded under the Omnipotent Curtain of Providence, from the wicked Temptations of Satan and his Instruments. Which that you may all do, is the desire of him, who implores the prayers of you, for the finishing of his last and final Work: And the blessed Spirit of the great God be amongst you all; to whom be all honour peace, and thanksgiving both now and for evermore, Amen. And so Lord Jesus, sweet Jesus, receive my soul. Having ended his speech, the Minister delivered an Exhortation to them all; and then immediately proceeded the execution, where the said Mr. James Harrington, and Joan West, hung from about eleven of the clock, till 4 in the afternoon at the one end of the Gallows next to the Tavern; and Mr. John Sharp, and Mr. Robert Cadnor at the other end. A sad and woeful Object to behold! From the West our Post bringeth intelligence, that there hath been a most barbarous and bloody Murder committed on Salisbury Plain, the manner thus: 8 or 9 Graziers being riding over the Plain, and having about 1500 pounds amongst them in their Port-mantles, they were set upon by about 18 or 20 Thieves, who demanded their monies, but being denied it, they fell pell-mell upon the Graziers, put every man to the sword, as they thought, with the loss of 5 of their own Hectors: yet is so pleased divine Providence, that one of the Graziers being not quite deprived of his Senses, heard what Inn they resolved to make to, and a company of Butchers coming by the next morning, fixing their eyes upon this sad and lamentable Object, rode up to them, which the Grazier perceiving, expressed himself, related the manner, and told em, they were gone to such an Inn at a Village near Salisbury: Whereupon they left two to convey the said Grazier to a house, and the rest went, raised the tow, and beset the Inn where the Thieves were; but the highwaymen opposed so far, that the True-men were constrained to fire the house and to batter and pull it down over their ears; so that some perished and consumed in the Dust and Flames: the rest were taken and committed to Salisbury Gaol. From Windsor we have received intelligence, that there is a notable Plot or Conspiracy discovered, against some that should have betrayed their Trust in the castle; and one of them being taken embezzling and carrying away the powder, was apprehended and tried before the Governor, who received sentence to ride upon a Saker when it is shot off with an half charge. Mr Feak, and Mr. Simpson, are both there still, and in good health, blessed be God: But poor Judge Jenkins declines exceedingly. Yesterday an Ambassador Extraordinary from the Archduke Leopold in Flanders, had Audience by his Highness the Lord Protector, where he did congratulate his Highness, showing him his Credentials, and presented him with a message from his master Leopold William, by the grace of God Archduke of Austria, Duke of Burgonie, and Lieu. Gen. and Cap. Gen of the Low countries. After which he was conducted from thence by Sir Oliver Fleming, master of the Ceremonies. The said Archduke hath set forth two Declarations against that famous old Thief Charles Duke of Lorain, who hath filled a great part of Christendom with his rapines and cruelties, and now lies close prisoner at Antwerp; for the K. of Spain is resolved to set up Francis the younger brother in the elder brother's place, and that the said L. Duke Francis shall undertake the sole command of the Army, with all the Ensigns and Banners thereunto belonging. From France we have received advertisements, that Card. Mazarine has reduced both King, Princes, and that Gen. Tureae and the Duke of York, are preparing to take the field against the Spanish forces. The Lord Mayor of the city of London, and the Recorder of the said city, on the party of the city of London; and divers Magistrates of the city of Westminster, according to an Order sent to them came to attend his Highness and the Council, at the Council chamber in Whitehall; and yesterday they were heard touching the business for a Corporation to be granted to the city of Westminster, and something therein it is probable will shortly be done. Several new Orders are drawing up by sundry eminent persons within the city for the regulating of abuses in Trade Shoemakers, Silk-weavers, Tailors, Butchers, Carpenters, for the suppressing of foreigners. Appointed to be printed; And extracted out of the original Papers, licensed and entered into the Register Book of the Company of Stationers.

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Another late fight in Scotland, betwixt Col. Morgan and the Highlanders; with the number that were slain and taken Prisoners. The removing of Lieut. Col. John Lilburn from the Tower of London. The readiness of our Fleet for new action, though Peace be agreed on with Holland and Denmark. The taking of several more Prizes at sea. An Order of the Commissioners for the Trial and Approbation of public Preachers. Several proceedings of His Highness the Lord Protector and his Council, and another Ordinance touching the adjourning of the Term. Together with variety of choice Intelligence from several Foreign parts. From Wednesday APRIL 5 TO Wednesday April 12. 1654. Many Addresses were made to his Highness the Lord Protector, in the name of the City and County of York, and other places, wherein they acknowledge the great blessing of God to this Nation, that they have so great, so good and able a Protector. This day the Sessions began in the Old Bailey, and one of those that committed the late Robbery on Black-Heath, being called to his Trial, he refused to plead; but more hereafter. This evening about 9 of the Clock, the Dutch Ambassadors signed and sealed the Ratification of the Articles of Peace so long spoken of; so did likewise the Commissioners appointed to treat with them by his Highness the Lord Protector. Paris April 11, 1654. The Cardinal de Retz being removed from Vincennes by the Marshal de la Mesteray, is now safe arrived at Nantes, and put into the Castle. The Court Emissaries give out that he is not to be long there, but in a few days to be set at liberty, only that his Majesty desireth satisfaction upon some certain points, although the main drift is to make him surrender his place of Archbishop of this City. The Commissioners of Languedoc cannot yet prevail in anything upon their Complaints, but are like the Commissioners of Catalonia, who hitherto have prevailed no further than to receive many fair words, but nothing effectual, the main work now in hand, is to find monies speedily for the setting forth of the Army, that they may be in the field as soon as may be, and to that end the Partisans are not wanting to find out new ways for exacting of monies, preferring large sums to be put into the King's Coffers, the difficulty lieth only in the effecting of it, by reason that the Country is in most places so exhausted of monies, that they are scarce able to live: The design for the King's Coronation is now on foot again, and if I am rightly informed, it will be done about the middle of May next, which being done, his Majesty shall go upon the borders and down to Picardy to forward his Army in their Action, so much the rather, by reason that the Prince of Conde, whom we hear was last week at Valenciennes, and then taking a view of his Army, is returned to Bruxels, there to confer with the Archduke Leopoldus for to obtain money and other necessaries for the march of his Army, that so they may fall to action as soon as the weather and season will give them leave, his Lady and son are still at Rocroy, where they are expecting some alteration to their present condition. The Earl of Harcourt hath not yet received any answer from the Court upon those proposals which he lately sent to the Court. We have news, that the Duke Francis hath at last accepted the command of his Brother the Duke of Lorrain's Army, and is expected there in a few days, which our Cardinal doth very well relish. The forces that were in the Country of Liege are now marching homewards, and are to be quartered in Lorrain. The great preparation for an Armado to go from Marseilles and Touloon, is much at a stand, only there are lately 5 men of War gone to Sea, and 3 more are to follow, but upon no design than to rob and plunder upon the sea, sparing scarce any they encounter, whether they be friends or foes. This day his Highness the Lord Protector and his Council, passed an Ordinance for adjourning of Easter Term, from and after the first Return thereof, called Quindena Pasch, until the first Return of Trinity Term, called Crastino Trinatatis. Dalkieth, April 3. Cap. Sherwin Commander of the Primrose, and Cap. Smith Commander of the Duchess, in their return from Orkney, took a Dutch vessel laden with French and Spanish Wines, linen Cloth, and other good commodities, bound for the West Indies; they sent her into Aberdeen. Some young Lairds and others purposing to glean a party of horse in Lothian, and repair to the enemy, are taken, and brought hither prisoners. Aberdeen, April 1. The Earl of Athol is come to Glencarn with about 700 horse and foot, Seaford and some new raised forces are daily expected to join with them. Glencarn with his whole force, consisting of 2000 horse and foot, is at Dingwel, two miles from Brahan, not undeserving the name of an Island, so that we hope to engage them there. In order whereunto Lieut. Col. Mitchell is marched towards Inverness with 9 companies of Foot, and Col. Morgan hath followed him with 5 troops of Col Rich his Regiment, and 4 troops of Dragoons; he intends to take Col. Tomlinson's Regiment, which is in his way, and to draw 5 companies of Foot out of Inverness. From Cows in the Isle of Wight, April 6. A private man of War hath, about two days since, taken and brought in hither two French vessels, one of which is laden with Salt, the other hath but little except ballast; Our Fleet is for the most part near St. Helens point and the rest as the Spits head, being in all near 100 sail, gallant ships, and bravely accommodated. One of our Frigates hath taken a Holland ship, and carried her to Portsmouth; she hath in her 8 Bales of Paper, and some small quantity of Indico. Many ships that were here, went away yesterday morning towards the Downs; and several Merchants' ships are at present here in this road, being detained by contrary winds; they expect some favourable Easterly gales, that so they may proceed on their intended voyages. Deal, April 7. A man of War of ours is this morning gone for Holland, to get the Ratification of the Peace made with them, and an Express from the Dutch Ambassador, touching the Agreement. Most part of the ships which remained in this Road, are gone up into the River of Thames; here is only some few left that are bound to the Southward. A Fleet consisting of about 40 or 50 sail of ships, great and small, passed by this place, which we suppose to be the Dunkirk fleet bound for London. Because many will not give credit to the Agreement of Peace between the Commonwealths of England and Holland, (though their Unbelief proceeds from several causes, some prejudicately fearing the worst, and others wishing and desiring rather than the Fountain of Blood may still be open) We can, and do assure you, That the Articles (as we said before) were signed and sealed by the Commissioners on both sides, on Wednesday night last, and within 14 days are to be signed and sealed by the Lord Protector, and the States of Holland, and then to publicly proclaimed and published, both in England and Holland in one day. The Agreement with Denmark is also taken in upon the Articles: And for satisfaction of the loss which our English Merchants sustained by that King's command, whose demands amount to about 150000l. it is referred to four Merchants, two whereof to be English, and the other two Dutch; which four Merchants shall have absolute power to determine those demands within the space of twenty days; the place where they are to sit, is Guildhall. As touching the business of Amboyna, it is referred to eight Commissioners, who have six months time to agree thereon, and in case they agree not, then Umpires are nominated to determine that business. Let those that delight themselves in blood, have blood to drink, for they are worthy. From Legorn, March 23. thus. This week in the sight of this City was a sore fight between two ships at Sea, the one Dutchman of War of 32 guns, and the other an English ship called the Expedition, who came from Zant with Currans; the fight lasted 6 hours, but night having parted them, both ships sunk; most of the men were saved, but nothing else, though the fight was near the shore. It is advertised from Cullen, That the Treaty between that Elector and the Spanish Commissioners, is brought to perfection, and signed, which is, That both French and Spanish shall have free passage through the Country of Liege, not committing any acts of hostility upon each other; and the Spaniards in point of satisfaction for the losses received from them and the Lorrainers, shall pay to the said Elector 200000 Rixdollars out of the Duke of Lorrain's estate, and for security of performance, the Lordship of Kerpen, and another in Gulick shall be put into his hands until full payment. From Poland thus. The General of the Cossacks hath delivered up three very considerable places to the Muscovite, and caused himself to be re baptized after the Muscovia manner, which is so ill resented by all sorts of people in that Country, that the Commanders sent to the King of Poland, That if he pleased to send them a general pardon for what they had done, and the rest of the Army, they will return with the major part of the Army into his Majesty's service; which hath so incensed the General, that having caused them to be apprehended he hath made each of them shorter by the head, which hath caused much heart burning among the people. Whereas many abuses and corruptions are crept into the ordinary course and administration of Justice, both in Law and Equity, the reformation whereof hath not yet been attained; Out of a tender care and desire that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, it is held convenient that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, it is held convenient that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, it is held convenient and necessary to adjourn part of the next Term of Easter; be if therefore Ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the consent of his Council, That part of the said Term of Easter now next coming be adjourned, that is to say, from and after the first Return, called Quindena Pasch, unto the last Return of the said Easter Term, called Crastino Ascensionis; And all and every person or persons, which have cause, or commandment to appear in any of the Courts at Westminster, in or at any day or time, from and after the said Return, called Quindena Pasch, may tarry at their dwellings, or where their business shall lie, without resorting to any of the said Courts for that Cause, until the said last Return, called Crastino Ascensionis, without danger or forfeiture, penalty or contempt to be in that behalf. And be it also ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That Writs of Adjournment shall be directed to the Justices of the said Courts, and Barons of the Exchequer, giving them authority to adjourn the said part of the said Term of Easter, as aforesaid, that is to say, from and after the said first Return called Quindena Pasch, until the said last Return of the said Term, called Crastino Ascensionis, as before is said, and the said adjournment shall be made, as aforesaid. And be it further Ordained, That all Matters, Causes and Suits, depending in any of the said Courts, shall have continuance, and the parties shall have day, from the day of the said Adjournment, until the said Return of Crastino Ascensionis, as is aforesaid; and the Lord's Commissioners of the Great Seal are required to issue forth Writs accordingly. And be it further Ordained, That a former Ordinance of the sixth day of this instant April, for the Adjourning of part of the said Term, until the first Return of Trinity Term next, called Crastino Trinitatis, be from henceforth Repealed and void. And it is lastly Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That the Sheriffs of London and Middlesex, and all other Sheriffs both in England and Wales, do forthwith proclaim and publish this Ordinance in the chief Market Towns and usual places within their several and respective Counties. Lieutenant Colonel John Lilburn being said to have again attempted something against the State, is removed from the Tower to be prisoner in some more remote place. The titular King of Scots is still at Paris, and of late something more merry than ordinary. The Deputies for Languedoc telling him, that if there were a Peace concluded with England, it would be well for all the Protestants in France; He made answer that he was glad of it, for it would then be the better for himself. This day was the Gaol delivery; three were hanged, one whereof died most desperately, and going up the Cart, drank a health to the Devil's Majesty: One was pressed last Saturday, and being afterwards heard to groan, was carried down to the Press-yard again to have the execution dispatched. The Commissioners for Approbation of public Ministers, sate at Whitehall, and divers Certificates were presented unto them in behalf of several particular persons, for approbation; and in regard that none hereafter should out of carelessness of partiality set their hands to a Certificate for any person that hereafter should out of carelessness or partiality let their hands to a Certificate for any person that hereafter may be found unworthy to be admitted, and so become prejudicial to the Church of Christ, and frustrate the intentions of our Governors which made this Ordinance; the said Commissioners do earnestly beseech all whom it may concern (in the bowels of Christ) as they tender the honour of the great God himself, whose servants we all are, the prejudice of the souls of his people purchased by the blood of his Son, the advancement and propagation of his Gospel, through all the parts of this Land and Nation, whereunto we belong, so to lend assistance both of their fervent prayers, and due informations, that thereby the work may be carried on more prosperously, and the Commissioners more encouraged to attend it. Signed in the name, and at the request of the Commissioners for Approbation of public Preachers. By Francis Rouse, Io. Arrowsmith. William Goss. Stephen Marshall. The last Letters from Edinburgh speak of another Engagement betwixt Col. Morgan, and the Enemy; but they tell us not the particulars, only they say, that the Enemy is once more dispersed, and driven further up into the mountains, with the loss of about 200 men. The peace with Holland being concluded (as you heard before) our Merchants are lading of goods on shipboard, as fast as Lighters can be gotten to carry them where the ships ride at anchor. We likewise hear of the like preparations in Holland for transporting of goods of several sorts hither. And now all the rest of Europe are at a stand, or at leastwise stand gazing upon us, and begin to cast about with themselves, what action may be great and considerable enough for to be undertaken next by those great Fleets, which are as ready for action as any opportunity can be to offer itself. How they will be disposed of Time will discover. London, Printed by E. Alsop 1654.

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From Thursday, April 20. to Thursday, April 27. 1654. This day a party being sent from Dalkeith to Capt. Malcolm Rogers, (who was Agent for Charles Stuart, and lately brought several Commissions from him, and should have been apprehended by Middleton's instructions to Glencarne) and one Stevens in who was his Cornet, and a Soldiers in Leith; but the ninth of March last. On Tuesday last, Capt. Southwood Commander of the White Raven, was engaged by 11 Dutch men of war, and two of them boarded him in sight of two small Pinks coming from Newcastle, the Weymouth Pink, and the Sparrow; but they escaped from them, they had like to have hindered the supplies intended in the Primrose for Col. Morgan, but she went forth Yesterday in the afternoon, and I hope will get safe thither, our expectations being great from him. This morning a little Man of war, belonging to Col. Atkins was blown up in Leith Harbour, and 6 men killed in her. An Ordinance was published for further suspending the proceedings of the Judges named in an Act, Entitled, An Act for the Relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners, to this effect. Whereas in regard of many doubts arising upon an Act of the late Parliament, Entitled, An Act for the Relief of Creditors, and poor Prisoners, and several inconveniences and mischiefs like to grow from thence, not only to the Creditors and Prisoners themselves, but to divers other persons, without some explanation and further direction to be given to the several and respective Judges authorised in and by the said Act; It is by an Ordinance of the 31 of March last Ordained, that the said several and respective Judges should not proceed to sale or disposition, nor otherwise interfere in the execution of the said Act, or of any the powers and authorities given by the same, until the 20 day of April instant; and whereas the way for prevention of those evils, and the better accomplishing the ends intended by the said Act, is now under consideration, which will necessarily require some longer time to perfect the same: Be it ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the consent of his Council, That the said several and respective Judges mentioned in the said Act, or any of them, shall not proceed to the dale or disposition or persons whatsoever, mentioned or intended in or by the said Act, nor shall otherwise interfere in the execution of the said Act, or of any of the powers or authorities given by the same, until the fifteenth day of May next coming; And be it further Ordained, that all Acts and things to be done by the said several and respective Judges, or any of them, by virtue, colour, or pretence of the said Act from henceforth and before the said fifteenth day of May aforesaid (saving only in such cases, ad according to such limitations, as by said Ordinance they had power to do, before the twentieth day of April) shall be and are hereby declared to be utterly null and void. On Tuesday last my Lord Ambassador and Count Erick had a meeting, to the debate of the Articles of union: at which time count Erick did exhibit several Articles on the behalf of Sweden, some whereof were such, that his Lordship can by no means consent unto. Yesterday, his Excellency went unto the Queen to deliver his exceptions, and the reasons why he cannot admit of some of these Articles proposed to him, and the Queen seemed to be satisfied therein. But this day Count Erick came again unto my Lord, and was very earnest that those might be admitted, but his Lordship is as earnest to exclude them. Yet I have persuasion, that the Queen will find some expedient to reconcile all, and will sum up things into a harmony and agreement. The great talks here are of the Coronation of the new King; and preparations are made thereunto; so resolved is the Queen to resign up the Government. Piemontelli the Spanish Resident suddenly takes his leave to return home. Count Monte Cuculi, went away last week. His Imperial Majesty, having declared unto the States and Ambassadors here present by a Decree, that he could not defer his departure any longer; and withal demonstrated such means, whereby with convenience and ease, they might yet absolve the most important affairs; committing the rest to a Deputation's consent: it is certainly believed the latter end of the month his Majesty will surely break up hence, which is more probable, by reason divers persons by degrees droop away from the Court. His Highness Duke Emperor yesterday, and is to receive the like honour this day from the Empress and King, which being performed; he intends to prosecute his Journey for Brussels, being presented from his Imperial Majesty with Horses, Coaches, and Sedans, for the better and more convenient performance of the same. Upon dissolution of the Parliament, the King went from Warsaw a hunting, and since as we understand hath kept divers prime Councils to find out some means for the satisfaction of the Militia. It is said his Majesty is very pleasant, and cares not how many Parliaments be dissolved in the like nature, rather then he will part with his power: It is confirmed also, that of what is hitherto given out of the Muscovites' invasion of Ukraine, is a mere figment; although it is true, that the Cossacks incline much to join with, and give themselves under the protection of the said Muscovites, but as yet he hath attempted nothing to that purpose; but hitherto only prepared himself upon his own borders for a Journey, as is conceived, unto Poland. Notwithstanding the express which came on last night at the Hague, bringing with him the full conclusion of peace, wanting only the subscription (which he affirms will also shortly follow) all diligence is used to fit their Ships of war; but men come slowly to them, the most they get are inexperienced, or boys that were never at Sea; these accept of service in hopes of peace, in War they would prove useless. What Ships belong to this quarter, are most gone down to the Texel, and Ulye, where they may lie these 3. weeks, before they be ready. Some few days since, here arrived the Secretary of the Lord Ambassador of Spain, Piementelli, who is coming from Sweden, to reside here for some time; his Secretary having taken a house for him: he is said to come with full power to make a truce with this Crown for ten years. The Secretary hath been several times entertained by the Cardinal since he came, and hath had several conferences with him; and much inclination there seemeth to be in the Cardinal to embrace this truce that is here spoken of; and so much desired by the people in general, which may be a strong Argument to persuade the Cardinal to endeavour the effecting of it, thereby to gain the love of the people; whose hearts do wholly hang after peace. The said Secretary hath been invited to see the mask at the Louvre, where the Stuarts do often meet, to drive away their melancholy distempers; which the peace of the two Commonwealths hath brought upon them. They talk afresh again of their sudden remove; but as yet there is no great likelihood of it, this Court paying of him none of his arrears, which he sayeth he shall now suddenly receive, and therefore bids his followers to prepare for their Journey. The Prince of Conde is said to have his Fever again. The King of France is still taken up with his Mask, wherewith he delights himself in the exercise thereof very frequently. The Portugal Ambassador hath communicated to this Court the advice he hath received; how that the Portuguese have wholly subdued the Hollanders in the West Indies, and have taken Pharnambuck from them, which was the only place they held there in those parts, of any consequence. The Enemy in Caithness have endeavoured all they could to raise that Country, but the people are backward in joining with them, fearing lest the Garrison which is at Sinclair Castle, commanded by Capt. Langrish, of Col. Fitche's Regiment, should punish their forwardness after Middleton's march out of Caithness, wherefore for their encouragement, Major General Dyal with a party of Foot, and one hundred Horse, is ordered to sit down before it for the taking it in, which is conceived will not easily be achieved by them, the place being naturally strong, and a vessel within these few days being sent from hence with 3 months provision and ammunition; so that they are, with what they had in store, well provided for at least six Months, Capt. Hill also of Coll. Fitche's Regiment carried from hence, this week thirty load of necessaries for his Garrison of Ruthen in Badgenoth of which he is Governor, that Country at present being free from the Enemy. Col. Morgan marched from this place on Monday, having drawn a party of Foot out of this Garrison to join with those Forces he brought from Aberdeen, so that he lies with about Eleven or Twelve hundred Horse and Dragoons, and a considerable party of Foot, betwixt the Enemy and the Passes, they must needs march through, if they intend to move out of this North Corner; so that they will be compelled to fight, or otherwise break or disband those Forces they have gathered; there being no way left them to avoid meeting with Col. Morgan, but through such inaccessible bounds, as it is impossible for their Horse to march that way, and very difficult for their Foot, it being exceeding Mountainous, and scarcely inhabited, and the Country they are in will not long be able to sustain them, it being very poor. I doubt not but a few days will give us an account of some Action betwixt him and Middleton; what the success will be the Lord knows, in whose hands are all the corners of the Earth. Now the peace is concluded between the two Commonwealths, whereof we have certain advise by the Express of the Lords Ambassadors of the United Provinces who passed through these Provinces with the Ratification, most men are now full of speculation, what design the great English Fleet hath in hand, and where the storm will fall in the end: which a short time will discover, too soon I fear to those who shall feel the effects thereof. The Lorain Army hath now their Rendezvous between Lille, Tournay, and Courtnay, living in much disorder according to their discretion and wonted manner; there being little difference between those Troops, and the Enemies; for although the first do not force the Cities and Towns, which the Enemies do; yet they fire, plunder, and destroy whatsoever they meet withal, which is one and the same thing. In the mean time Francis Duke of Lorain is expected here, being long since gone from Rathbone, with his two Sons. This Prince will be faithful to the Interest of the King of Spain, and govern his Army as it ought to be, under Command and good Discipline, the want whereof hath occasioned all these disorders and extra agencies, which have happened in these parts, to the ruin of many poor Inhabitants. Charles Duke of Lorain his Brother speaks all the ill he can of him, and sayeth, That he ought not to be trusted, for there is nothing but Treachery in him, and the like malicious language. On the 14 of this Month arrived an Express at the Hague, with Letters from our Lord's Ambassadors in England to the States-General, wherein they advise that the Peace was wholly finished ad concluded, That the business of Denmark was determined, and the States-General to be responsible for One hundred and forty thousand pounds sterling; That the ships detained in the Sound, should be restored within Fourteen days after that those should arrive there who were to receive them; and that the Damages shall be appraised by the First of May, by Four persons. Upon this good News the States of Holland adjourned yesterday; leaving their Order and consent with the States-General to sign the Ratification. A few days after the Articles of the Treaty of Peace were signed on both sides, being sent over two several ways, by two of the Gentlemen of the Lord's Ambassadors, who arrived at the Hague, to the great contentment and joy of all the honest men in these parts which were no sooner read, but presently Ratified by the States-General, and the Ratification sent away for England immediately. So that now we no longer doubt of this blessed Peace, which hath kept us in suspense thus long together, however our Critics will not pardon the remissness of our Governors, for making such slow preparations, when their Neighbours arm so vigorously. The Lord Lieut: Admiral Opdam, is at present at the Hague, with the Vice-Admiral Witte Wittesen, Ruyter, and John Evertson, with several other Sea-Captains, who have received order from the States-General to furnish their ships with all things necessary with all speed, The Rendezvous for the Merchants' ships is to be at Goree; and no ship is to be suffered to go to Sea till the Peace be published: and much variety of Opinions here passeth upon the great Preparations of the English, and the designs they have in hand with their great Fleet. Whereas a Peace is made, concluded, and ratified, between his Highness the Lord Protector, and the States-General of the United Provinces of the Low Countries. And whereas it is agreed, That publication thereof shall be made on both parts on Wednesday next, being the 26. day of this instant April; From which time, restitution is to be made of all ships that shall be taken on either side, after twelve days, within these Seas; And in all other places on this side the Cape of St. Vincent, after 6 weeks, And from thence, within the Mediterranean Sea, and to Equinoctial Line, after 10 weeks; And beyond the Equinoctial, after the space of eight months: Which several spaces were so limited, to the intent, convenient time might be allowed for notice to be given of the said Peace, in all places where it shall be necessary. The Council have therefore thought fit hereby to give notice thereof to the several Ports of this Commonwealth, and to all others, whom it may concern within the Dominions thereof; To the end, they may have Warning to provide for their own safety, and not expect their ships to danger within the several, and respective times aforesaid. W. Jessop Clerk of the Council. On Monday the 10 instant, Lieut. Col. Erwin, who had been upon the Borders of England with a party of the Tories, returned (having increased his number of 17 which he took with him) with 40 horse, and passed by in view of our Garrison of Kilcroock, Lieut. Hunt that commanded there, drew out with a party, but could not overtake them till they got to Aberfoyle, took 7 prisoners, 11 horse, 20 cloaks and many cloakbags full of plunder, which they scattered the better to make their escape; we rescued two prisoners which they had brought out of the Borders of Cumberland to the Hills, being two ancient men whose houses they had plundered and taken away their Horses and goods. The Lords Forrester, and Dudhop are yet in Athol, but bring no further advantage to their party, then their persons and attendants. Since the two Defeats given to Mac Naughton's party, he is gone away being much suspected by some of the Rebels that he hath betrayed his men to us which makes many of their Officers begin to Capitulate, and to move for to have terms to come in, being also Morgan yet continues at Dingwel in Ross with about 220 Horse and Foot, and the Enemy within 15 Miles from them in Sutherland with 400 Horse and Foot, from whence they cannot advance Southwards any passable way but it must be within a mile of our Forces, or else engage us, otherwise if they march over the Hills and Rocks, it will be the loss of all their Horse, and so consequently their whole Army, they give out high language that they will make their way through us. Our Soldiers are very hearty and cheerful, and with nothing more than Engagement. The last week Middleton took the whole charge of their Army and finds great fault with Glengary for bringing their horse into a pound: There were 900foot raised in Caithness which lie before Sinclair Castle, which is in good condition and will hold out, notwithstanding all the Enemies Confidence of taking it and Resolutions to do it before they stir. Several Ordinances were passed; the one Entitled, An Ordinance for erecting Court Barons in Scotland. Be it Declared, Established, and Ordained by His Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and Consent of his Council, That in every place or Circuit of Land which really is, or hath commonly been called, known or reputed to be a Manor, within the Nation of Scotland, there shall be one Court, which shall be in the Nature of a Court Baron, or Court of a Manor here in England, to be held every three weeks; which Court shall have power, order, and jurisdiction of all Contracts, debts, promises, and Trespasses, whatsoever arising within the said Manor, or precincts thereof; Provided that the Matter in demand exceed not the value of forty shillings sterling, and that in any such action of Trespass, the Freehold or Title of the Land be not drawn into question; and it is further Declared and Ordained, That every the said Court Baron shall be held in manner following, That is to say, the style of the Court shall be, The Court of A. B. held the day of 16 by K.D.C. Suitors of the said Court and the homage or Suitors to be named in the entry, then after three O yes made, the Suitors, or their Clerk, or Steward shall say, if any will be assigned or enter plaint, let them come in and they shall be heard, then the Jury are to be empanelled and sworn, and then a short charge is to be given concerning the several matters and things to be done there, and after presentment and enquiry made, the Suitors shall proceed in the several matters presented, and give order and Relief, as the Case shall require and make execution by attachment upon the goods of the party within that Manor. And it is hereby further Declared and Ordained, that the Suitors in every the said Court Baron many from time to time, as there shall be occasion, make by-laws for the public weal, Rule and Government of the persons within such Manor, and all and every such by-law shall be binding to every party within the Manor; And the said Suitors shall have power and authority to amerce such persons as infringe any of the said by-laws, and may give warrant to the Bailiff of the Manor to distrain for such amercement by attachment upon the goods of the party offending. Provided that such by-laws be not extended to bind the Inheritance of any person who is not party to the same and agrees not thereunto Henry Scobel, Clerk of the Council. A second was passed also, Entitled An Ordinance of Parday and Grace to the people of Scotland The sum whereof is to this effect; that from and after the first day of May 1654. All person shall be acquitted, for anything done by Sea or Land, in relation to the late war or any proceeding wars between the two Nations, but the same shall be put in perpetual oblivion, and their estates be discharged from frequentation. From the benefit of this Ordinance these following persons are Excepted, viz. Henrietta, Maria, late Queen, with her two Sons Charles and James Stuart, Jamesand William late Dukes of Hamilton deceased, John Earl of Lawderdale, John Earl of Lowdown, Earl of Seaforth, Earl of Athol, Viscount Kenmore, Lord Lorne eldest son of the Marquis of Argile, Lord Macklin, eldest son of the Earl of Lowdown, Lord Montgomery eldest son of the Earl Figglington, George Lord Spynie, Lord Crawmston, Lord Sincleere, Thomas Dalrel late Major general of the foot in the Scottish Army, John Midletoune late Leiut. General of the Scottish Army, James Viscount Newburgh, Lord Bargany, Sir Thomas Thompson, James Edmeston Laird of Womat, Lord Napier, William Earl of Glencairn. These persons are excepted, and estates confiscated wholly; save that some part is settled upon the wives and children of some of them, out of their respective estates. There are several other persons, who are admitted to compound for their Estates, which we have not room here to insert, but you shall have it in the next. As concerning the several Exceptions and Provisos contained in this Ordinance, I must refer you to the Ordinance itself, which is printed at large. The same day also and Ordinance was passed, for settling the Estates of the several Excepted persons in Scotland, in the real and actual possession and seizing of Sir John Hope of Graighall, William Lockard the youngest Esqu. Richard Saltonstal and Edward Siler Commissioners at Leith, Leiut. Col. Wilks deputy governor of Leith, Davis Barkley Esqu. John Harper Advocate, and the Survivors and Survivor of them, their Heirs and Assignees, for certain uses and purposes in the said Ordinance expressed, until the sale, disposition and conveyance thereof as shall be requisite for the purposes aforesaid, as is therein directed, and the remainder to the use of his Highness the Lord Protector and his successors, for the benefit of the Commonwealth. An Ordinance was passed likewise, for uniting Scotland into one Commonwealth, and under one Government with England; And in every Parliament to be held successively for the said Commonwealth, thirty persons shall be called from, and serve Scotland. And for the more effectual preservation of this union, and the freedom and safety of this Commonwealth so united, it is ordained, that the people of Scotland and Sethland, and of all the Dominions and Territories thereto belonging, be discharged of all fealty, homage, service and allegiance, pretended to be due unto any of the family of the Stuarts, who are hereby disabled to hold or enjoy the Crown of Scotland, or to have the name, style, title, or dignity of a King, or Queen of Scotland, &c. It is ordained also, that the said office, style, dignity, power, and authority of King of Scotland, and all right of the three Estates of Scotland, to assemble in any general Convocation or Parliament, and all Conventional and Parliamentary authority in Scotland, as formerly established, be abolished, made null and void. And that the Arms of Scotland, viz. A Cross, commonly called Saint Andrew's Cross, be received into, and born henceforth in the Arms of this Commonwealth, as a badge of this Union, and that all the public Seals, Seals of office, and Seals of bodies civil or corporate, in Scotland, which heretofore carried the Arms of the Kings of Scotland, shall henceforth, instead thereof, carry the Arms of this Commonwealth. No greater rate for Excise and Custom are to be imposed upon any goods transported between England and Scotland, but they are to pass with the same privileges, as goods passing from port to port, or place to place, in England. Also all goods which by any law are prohibited to be transported out of England, are by the same law prohibited to be transported out of Scotland to any foreign parts. The like rule also for importation, and upon the same penalties. Ordained likewise, that all Cesses, public Impositions, and Taxations whatsoever, be levied henceforth proportionably from the whole people of this Commonwealth so united. All dominion of Tenures and Superiorities importing servitude and Vassalage, are also abolished in Scotland. Concerning which more at large, and the other particulars before abbreviated, you are referred to the printed Ordinances themselves. I begin now to believe, that we shall receive a dispatch; and though in respect of some things they offer, we seem to be at some distance; yet I have such a persuasion, that the noble Lady will find out such an expedient, that satisfaction will be amply given to both Nations. And this to be as the last act of her reign; which in my poor judgement is a great pity, for certainly she is as accomplished a Princess, as ever had the honour of swaying a Sceptre; and though the French, being rigid to their Salique laws, will not permit the distaff to interfere with a Crown; yet had they such a Virgin to rule amongst them, they would hereafter blot out such a law out of their records, as being mightily prejudicial to their advantage. On Thursday last, my Lord Ambassador and Count Erick had a meeting to debate upon the Articles of union: at which time Count Erick tendered several articles on the behalf of Sweden, most of which were the same my Lord first gave in; but some did differ exceedingly, so that my Lord has totally waved them. Yesterday his Excellency went to the Queen to give in his exceptions, and reasons why he could not admit some of them, but this day Count Erick came again to my Lord, and did very much press, that his Articles proposed might be admitted; but my Lord is very positive not to yield thereunto. And I doubt not, but the accord may be made without them. All the speech here is of the Coronation of the new King, and all preparations are made thereunto. The Muscovite is entered into Poland with an Army of 200000, and has taken one of the frontier Towns. 'Tis probable, that the Pole will suffer very much, partly by this Army, and partly by their own intestine divisions. But if you consider the strange propositions made by the Queen, and the reply given by the Prince, you will hardly imagine they should agree about this business of resignation. 1. She will retain the best part of the Kingdom and the Customs to herself. 2. She will be no Subject, but free of herself without control. 3. She will Travel whither she pleaseth. 4. She will not revoke those Gifts of hers, which are Pradia Corona, and were by her given, out of Favour, to Courtiers. 1. He will not be a King without a Kingdom, or at least without the better part of it. 2. He will have no Rival, more than she a Superior. 3. He will not hazard himself about her Designs abroad. 4. He will not be without a Revenue sufficient both for war and peace. Captain Hubbert's Regiment, are Ordered forthwith to March to Barwick. A French Vessel with 25 lasts of Tar and Pitch in her, taken by the AssuranceFrigate. A ship of Amsterdam, of 200 Tons, and 5 Guns, taken by the Assurance and Amity. Two more; one with Pitch, Linseed, and Deal Boards belonging to Rotterdam; the other a French ship taken by the Pearl. Another Vessel belonging to Flushing, with 26 Cases of Glass, taken by the Drake Frigate. Also a small Pink of Flushing, laden with wines from Bordeaux, taken by the Non Such Fragate. A Private man of War, taken by the Mermaid about Flamborough head. The taking of the East-Indy ship mentioned in our last to be taken from the Dutch, is confirmed. She was of 800 Tons, 4 Chests of silver, and well laden with other Commodities. April 26. The Peace between England and the United Provinces, was by sound of Trumpet solemnly proclaimed; first, in Whitehall Court, in presence of his Highness and the Council. Afterwards, the Sergeants at Arms, Heralds, and other Officers appointed, were received at Temple Barr by the Lord Major, and thence conducted to the Old Exchange, where it was proclaimed again in these following words: His Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland, considering how necessary it is, not only to preserve Peace and quiet at home, but as far as in him lies, to live in Amity and Friendship with His Neighbours, Hath by the blessing of God, with the advice of His Council, made and concluded a Peace, Union and Confederation to continue forever, between this Commonwealth of the one part, and that of the United Provinces of the Low Countries, of the other part, their Lands, Countries, Cities, Towns, Dominions, Territories, Places, and People by Sea, Land, Fresh-waters, and elsewhere, by which Peace is agreed, That all Enmity, Hostility, Discord and War between the said Commonwealths, their People, and Subjects, shall cease, and all Injuries and Wrongs whatsoever done since the 18 & 28 of May 1652. Shall cease and be forgotten, except such Depredations as shall be committed by either side, in these Seas, after 12 days, from the date of these presents; and in all other places on this side the Cape of St. Vincent, after six weeks; and from thence, within the Mediterranean Sea Equinoctial Line, after ten weeks and beyond the Equinoctial Line, after the space of 8 months, or immediately after sufficient notice of the said Peace given in those places. And that the People and Inhabitants of each party respectively, of what condition or quality soever they be shall treat each other with love and friendship, and may freely and securely come into, and pass through each others' Countries, Towns, Villages and Precincts, and there stay and abide, and from thence depart again at their pleasure, without any hindrance or molestation, and likewise trade and have commerce, and generally do use and exercise all other things (observing the Laws and Customs of each place respectively) as freely, fully and securely, as they might have done in time of Peace. Whereof all Persons, whatsoever in these Nations of England, Scotland, and Ireland, are to take notice and conform themselves accordingly. Given at Whitehall this 26 April, 1654. O.P. Col. Morgan is marched from Dingwel towards Tain with all his Brigade: On Thursday last there marched 1000 Foot over the Hills above Brahan towards Sutherland, which it's supposed are the Longhaber men which will add to the Enemy's strength, which was before 4000 Horse and Foot. There was a quarrel between Sir George Monroe and the Earl of Glencarn for Plundering of and abusing the Laird of Fowlis (Monroe's Brother) who was extremely abused by them, which rise so high that they appointed to fight a Combat, and accordingly on the Lord's day was 8 days in the morning they mounted and rode to the place appointed, and because Monroe would fight on Horseback, he took his Pistols with him, but Glencairn bid him put away his Pistols and they would fight only on Horseback with their swords. In which Combat Monroe had his right Hand almost cut off, and a cut in the forehead: Glencairn was likewise cut in the head. There was also a quarrel between Athol and Glengary about precedence of place, and a field appointed, but the business was taken up by the Commanders. Our small Garrisons near Sterling have this week fallen with success into the Enemy's Quarters and brought away prisoners, and amongst the rest a party from Buhannon marched into the Parish of Strablain where Capt. Cunningham and Capt. Edmiston were levying of horse and foot, took Capt. Cunningham, and narrowly missed Capt. Edmiston. General Monck intended to be back at Berwick this night, and is expected here on Saturday. ☞The doctrine of the Perseverance of the Saints vindicated from the Attempts lately made against it by Mr John Goodwyn, in his Book entitled, Redemption Redeemed. Together with an Appendix in defence of University Learning. By George Kendall, B D. sometimes Fellow of Exeter College in Oxon. Also, The grand Prerogative of Human Nature: To be sold by Anthony Williamson at the Queen's Arms, in Paul's Churchyard, near the West end.

Mercurius Politicus, Issue 202

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The Articles of Peace between her Royal Majesty the Queen of Sweden, and his Highness the Lord Protector signed, and confirmed. Two great Fights in Scotland betwixt the English, and the Highlanders, with the number killed, and taken. A Ship cast away with fifteen Ton of Gold. The appearing of a strange blazing Star, and what is judged to be the fore runner of. The Audience of the Spanish Ambassador by his Highness the Lord Protector, the settling of strong Guards upon the Coasts of Spain, and France for fear of the English. The injuries offered the English at Saint Malloes. And Letters from Jersey concerning Lieut: Col: John Lilburn. This Day the Ambassador from the King of Denmark had Audience, before his Highness the Lord Protector, being attended by the master of the Ceremonies. This Day a great number of small Pinks, and other Trading Vessels came into the River of Thames. The Commissioners for approbation of Ministers sat this Day at Whitehall upon presentations, and appointed to sit tomorrow upon Augmentations. By Letters from the West we understood, that the Brest Men o War lately took an English ship coming from Morlex. Another Letter sayeth, that some of our Men of War have this week taken five French Merchant Men, and were in pursuit of five more. Whereas by an Ordinance of the seventeenth of March last, entitled, An Ordinance for continuing the Excise, it is next after the Rates therein specified, generally declared and provided, That all other Goods and Merchandizes (except Bullion, Corn, Victual, Arms, Ammunition, Ordnance of brass, or iron imported, or to be imported) not specified or therein rated, should pay after the arte of five pounds per centem, according on the same are changed by the book of rates, for the customs to be paid by the first Buyer one shilling. Be it Ordained, and it is hereby Ordained, and Declared by his Highness, with the advice and consent of his Council, that the said Clause be full and void, and instead thereof, be it hereby ordained, and declared, That all other goods and Merchandizes men joined in the Book of Rates for the Customs, except Bullion, Corn, Victual, Arms, Ammunition, Ordnance of brass or iron, and Wools of sheep) imported, or to be imported which are not in the said Rates of Excise, before or otherwise charged, shall hereafter pay Excise, before or otherwise charged, shall hereafter pay Excise after the rates of five pounds per centum, to be paid by the first buyer from the Merchant, or Importer, and the same is to be collected accordingly. And to the end the whole receipts of the Excise may be the better reduced into one Cash, and the charge, and number of Officers thereby retrenched, It is hereby ordained by Authority aforesaid, That from and after the 25 of March last, the Revenue of the Excise shall be but one Receipt, and so accounted for, and that all Receipts and accounts heretofore taken or kept of any payments of Excise, or new Impost, by virtue of an Additional Act, Ordinance, or Order of Parliament, and designed to any separate use or uses whatsoever, shall from henceforth cease, and be void, and be brought and reduced to one general Cash, and Public Revenue, Provided nevertheless, that the moiety of all Fines, and Forfeitures, imposed and received since the 25 of March last, or that hereafter shall be imposed and received, shall be kept in an account apart, and be paid out towards the maintenance of Widows, and maimed Soldiers, according to Ordnance of Parliament of the 13 of July 1647. And it is hereby, for the further relief of Widows, and maimed Soldiers, Ordained, That from and after the said 25 of March last, there shall be, out of the general Cash and Revenue of the Excise, allowed the certain yearly sum of 26260 l. to be paid weekly by equal portions out of the said Public Receipt unto such person or persons as is, are, or shall be appointed thereunto by his Highness, and his Council, and be entrusted for employing and disposing thereof to the use aforesaid. Which said yearly sum of 26260 l: is to be in lieu of all and every sum and sums of money assigned by any Act, Ordinance or Order of Parliament, out of any the Receipts of the Excise, for relief of the said Widows, and maimed Soldiers, other than the moiety of Fines and forfeitures before excepted; and the present Commissioners of the Excise, or any three of them, shall have power from time to time to issue out all monies, either delivered over unto them, or which hath, or shall be received by them since the 25 of March last, according as they are, or shall be directed by his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, or by Authority thereof. And the said Commissioners of Excise, and their Sub-Commissioners are hereby empowered to make repayment of the Excise to any person whatsoever, for any goods imported upon the exportation thereof, in such sort as the late Commissioners might have done before the 25 of March last, It appearing unto them, that the duty of the said Goods have been fully paid, any former Clause, Article, or Provision to the contrary notwithstanding. It is advertised from Scotland, that the differences amongst the Grand Commanders of the Highlanders do still continue, and yet for all that, many daily are flocking to them. Those of Loughaber who were about 1200. in number, were all marching homewards again, but some say by the solicitations of the Lord Lorn they returned. We can now in some measure make you a requital of News by telling you that his Excellency hath concluded the Treaty here, to a full and large satisfaction on both sides, and that within fourteen days after he began to Treat with those Noble Persons that were Commissionate for that purpose by her Majesty. We must confess it was beyond our expectation, when we considered the difficulties, the greatness of the business, the designs to obstruct it, and the averseness of divers great ones towards it: But the grand Chancellor, and his Son Count Erick, who were the Queen's Commissioners came off with good respect to my Ld: Protector, and to my Lord Ambassador also himself, who with great wisdom and dexterity hath managed this business. The Queen also hath manifested incomparable affect on to his Highness, and favour to my Lord Ambassador, with whom she hath kept her word very honourably. She told my Lord Ambassador, That she would have the honour to make the Alliance herself with my Lord Protector, and in respect to him, and she said, because my Ld: Ambassador treated with her like a Gentleman, avec toute la franchise es rondour, et non pas comme un Marchand, she did consent to more than any other could have obtained from her. It hath pleased God to show much mercy to us in our voyage hither and in our business here, and we hope to enjoy the like in our return, which will be now out of hand. The Duke of Muscovy wrote Letters of late to the Q: of Sweden, wherein he signified the cause of his War with the Pole. Two reasons he mentioned: one because a certain Poland Poet writing a Narration of former Wars, wherein the Pole had; he better, said, they had beaten the Muscovite, without adding his Title plain Muscovite. The other, because in quoting something touching the Genealogy of the Muscovites' Ancestors, he named one as Father, which was the Son; and for these two grand offences, he demanded of the Pole the offender's head; which being denied, he makes War upon them, and hath taken one City, an besieged one of the most considerable in Poland. These were the contents of his Letters. In his long title he hath of late called himself Dominus parentum & aunum suorum. The Queen being forced to answer something, because he asked her advice, returned, that she neither approved, nor disapproved his reasons, but thanking him for his civil communication, wished that he might receive good satisfaction from the Pole, being troubled that Christian Princes should disagree. A Declaration is set forth by his Highness the lord Protector for a Day of Thanksgiving for the Peace with Holland, and for the late seasonable Rain, as it here follows. That this hath been a Nation of blessings, in the midst whereof so many wonders have been brought forth by the out stretched arm of the Almighty, even to astonishment and wonder, Who can deny? Ask we the Nations of this matter, and they will testify and indeed the dispensations of the Lord have been as if he had said, England thou art my first born, my delight amongst the Nations, under the whole Heavens the lord hath not deals, so with any of the people round about us. The Lord having added another Link to this golden Chain of his loving kindness, by giving us a Peace with our Neighbours the United Provinces, (whereby he hath not only stopped a great issue of blood, but We trust also given us hearts to unite Our blood and strength for the mutual defence of each other) calls for great return of Thanks for the same. Is it therefore thought fit to set apart Tuesday, being the 23 of this present May, as a day for Praise, & for the thankful Acknowledgment of this blessing of Peace, which we hope hath in the womb of it many other blessings. And let us not forget our other Mercies, was not the Earth lately so unusually parched up, that it threatened Famine, and did cause the Beast of the field to mourn for want of food, and water to sustain it? And hath not the Lord so watered the Earth that he hath turned those fears into the expectation of the greatest plenty that ever was seen by any now living in this Nation? Consider we also the way whereby the Lord imparted this mercy to us, did any amongst us fore know it was coming, was it not stirring up our hearts to seek the same by prayer, & that immediately before the Lord vouchsafed us this mercy &c? By Letters from Paris thus, the Duke of Espernone having lately made suit unto the King's Majesty for the recovery of one hundred and fifty thousand Livers, which he disbursed in his Majesty's service, in the late Wars: Answer was returned him, that his majesty had many weighty affairs now in hand, and that he had very great occasions for money at the present, and withal intimated that Mazarin, and some other favourites first. This Answer did not well satisfy the said Duke, especially in regard of his present occasions, and want of money, therefore he writes a Letter to his Majesty as followeth. Sir: Having long attended with patience, and not finding anything either in conduct of my present life, or in the memory of my fore past time, which might justly cast me into a worse condition, than the rest of your Subjects. Nevertheless (Sir) your Majesties will doth so Regulate mine, that had it not been for necessity the strongest master of all) I had not at this season made further addresses to your Majesty, for that which I held so well bestowed in your service, but seeing I find that every man drives at his own ends, it hath taught me a lesson, that I live not in an Age wherein I shall be fed with vanity. Yet I do not withal suppose your Majesty doth so slightly esteem of service, as not to make any farther use of me; nor do I find myself so unuseful as to be forced instead of better employments, only to let you know what News I stirring, & to give you an account of ordinary rumours; I must humbly beseech your Majesty to suffer me to die in this opinion, I have of myself, and however it happen (Sir) or how badly soever I be entreated, I am determined to continue resolute in well doing; And your Majesty may be assured, that neither time, which affordeth occasions to the most miserable to raise their fortunes, nor place often favouring their resentments, no necessity which causeth their actions to seem just, shall ever transport me from remaining with the same affection I ever have done to be, 2 May, 1654. Sir, your most obedient, most humble, and most faithful Subject, and Servant, Espernon. There was a paper presented to his Highness the Lord Protector, entitled, The humble representations of the Justices of Peace, chief Officers of Corporations, Ministers of the Gospel, and the Grand Jury at the Assizes held at Sallop, wherein they declare, that they bless God that so suitable a Remedy (amongst so many changes) should be applied to our growing Maladies, by raising up his Highness, &c. This Day affordeth memorable Intelligence from several places as that the titular King of the Scots is extremely fallen out with Prince Rupert, for selling the Guns belonging to the great ship called the Swallow, there was in her fifty brass pieces of Ordnance; the titular King of the Scots was seldom seen so much out of his own temper, which it is thought would have declared itself by some effects, had not the certain News of the Peace betwixt England, and Holland made them shake hands. Two Frigates who had a long time exercised their Piracy about the Bay of Biscay, having sent their men on shore for fresh meat, had their men entrapped, and the two Frigates were taken by the Men of War of Bordeaux. From Doncaster they write, that a Regiment of about twelve hundred stout men are marched that way towards Scotland, they say that they belong to Col: Okey. This Post brought Letters of great stirrings, and preparations in Scotland on both sides Middleton, and the rest of that Crew do all they can to increase their numbers, and Gen: Monck is as active in drawing together his Forces towards the Mountains, and by keeping them there (till they have spent their provisions) they will afterwards be forced to fight, or lay down their Arms; In the mean while they keep their old trade of stealing down by parties, and doing what mischief they can, and some Country People run away with them to the Hills, and some Towns are so base unto us, that they have made stay of English Passengers that were but travelling through them. A party of ours met with about 30 Countrymen in a knot, going to the Enemy; After that they met with a party of the Enemy's horse, with whom they had a great fight, killed six, and took fifteen Prisoners; the like was also done by another party; The Enemy stands not long to it, except he in a place of great advantage. This day we had further Intelligence from Sweden, that the Articles of Peace betwixt England, and her Majesty the Qu: of Sweden are signed, and are to be brought hither to be Ratified by his Highness the Lord Protector. The Lord Ambassador from the K. of Spain had Audience by the Lord Protector. The English Fleet are now at a Rendezvous in the Downs, both France and Spain are very jealous what will be the ensuing design, and strong Guards are kept upon the Frontiers of both Kingdoms. A Spanish ship was lately cast away, wherein was 15 ton of Gold. This week was a groundless Report, that Lieut: Col: John Lilburn was tried for his life again in Jersey, condemned, and Executed, or came to some other end, whereas the Letters say, that he is well in health in the Castle. A dark bay Nag with a white slip down his forehead, with a little white slip on his upper lip, about 14 hand high, his further foot behind is white to the fast joint he had a lock on one foot afore, a young Nag about 4 years old; Lost the 3. of May 1654 out of the grouping of Mr: Glover and Enfeld in the Middle, ex; to bring Intelligence to William Tabots in Holborn at the Bell, he shall be well satisfied for his pains.

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From Friday January 6. to Friday January 13. 1653. The Dutch Deputies are now gone over to Holland, yet there is some few hopes there may be a conclusion of peace which will be within ten days, or else none likely. The English Fleet is still in the Channel and General Pen with them, Gen. Blake, Gen. Monk, and General Desborough are returned to Whitehall. The Lord Kinoole Alexander Nippr Capt. John English late Foot Soldier in Dundee, but reduced. James Bowter, Patrick Rols, Henry Fetchry. William Moward. Patrick Knock. John Hamilton. Rob Jackson. James Slayer, Laird of Balgello his Brother late Captain at Worcester. The States assembled in Province are now sitting at Bagnolle, where the Duke of Mercoeur the Governor, and the other Procurators are also gone, they do sit daily, and hope to rectify many abuses, and redress grievances which do much burthen the people there. The Commissioners appointed to draw out the Charge of high treason against the Prince of Conde have met several times, and it is said that it is finished, only it wants engrossing. We received Information that the Prince hath surprised a little town and Castle in Champagne, and plundered the Country pitifully: A List hath been brought to his Majesty of the Regiment of the Guard, which is found to consist of about 6000. men fit for service. From Warwick Jan 5. we received information, That Mr. Bulstrode, one of the Judges of North Wales, came hither by a special Commission of Gaol delivery, he heard a Sermon on Monday morning, and went directly from thence to the Hall, where there was a very great appearance, and a very able grand Jury, there hath not been a greater Gaol known these many years: there is five men and one woman condemned to be hanged; seven likewise burned in the hand, and two men would not plead to be pressed: the Judge used his endeavours to persuade them to plead, telling them what a sad condition they would bring themselves into; but the resolute villains were resolved to die in their wickedness, I will assure you the Judge carried the business very well, and gave the Country a great deal of satisfaction; he spake something in his charge in relation to the late Government, he said that it was now settled upon such a Basis as was like to conduce much to the happiness of all good people; he gave strict Orders to the Grand Jury, that if they heard of any that were Perturbers of this, that they should not fail to bring them to the Barr of justice, and a great deal more to the same effect. From Deal Jan. 4 thus. We received this day intelligence, That some of our Frigates have taken some Beelanders belonging to Calice, who were bound for Roan and Cane in Normandy laden with divers sorts of commodities, and carried them into Stoaks Bay, where we hear that General Monk with his Squadron was about four days since: Those ships lately gone from hence bound for Roan are safely arrived there, and their Convoy is returned back. From Weymouth Ian. 4. we received intelligence, That a Jersey Vessel sent out of this Harbour homewards, but a very great storm the same day rose at Sea, and brought the ship back again upon our coast, where she with some others, was cast away in the West-Bay, between Portland and Rotberry, all the men being cast away but the Shipman, and the Passengers that were soldiers going over to Jersey or Guernsey. From Milford Haven the 4 January. There are several Vessels here bound for Ireland, but stayed here by reason of the contrary winds; we have not of late heard any news from thence; The Picaroons are still plying about the Isle of Lundy, and often come into the Severn mouth, where sometimes they catch some of our small Vessels. There is nothing more from our Fleet, but that part of them are about Plymouth, and other places to the Westward, some lie out towards the coast of Brittany, to try if they can meet the Brest Men of War, who have got now good ships, and have a considerable strength at Sea. This week is arrived the Fleet from Dunkirk, consisting of about forty sail, whereof a good part are laden with rich goods, as Silks wrought and unwrought, Linen, Thread, &c. There is come likewise five ships from the Eastland, as also one from Zant with Currants, but as yet not come up to River. The Dutch Commissioners, whom we mentioned before to be gone to Gravesend in order to take shipping for Holland, have not yet set sail, but remains there and have made some further application to his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, which whether or not it will make an absolute Agreement, or occasion their coming back again a short time will discover. By an Express from Holland, we received certain intelligence, That upon Tuesday last they had about Amsterdam a most mighty Thunder, Lightning and Tempest, and that by this Thunder and lightning there were about 500 houses burnt and destroyed in and near Amsterdam, besides above 40. Merchants' ships sunk in the Texel, and many other great damages; But the greatest loss I hear of, was at Rype in North Holland, where an Oil-Mill by the storm, in a violent motion by its own heat took fire in the furiousness of the storm and that burning set divers houses on fire, and one house another, until some five or six hundred houses were destroyed, and in them many persons burnt alive, and abundance of goods, valued by many to a greater sum than I dare speak of: I could be a great deal larger in relating the full particulars, but for want of room I must omit it until my next. This day the Council considered of the business touching his Highness's household, and made some progress therein. By Letters from Captain Foster, Commander of the Phnix Frigate, dated in Ously Bay the 3. of January, 1653. was this day advertised, that he had landed the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, with the safe arrival of the other ships and Vessels appointed to attend his Lordship, Decem: 17 last at Gothenburg, where he was honourably received by the Governor, and the Magistrates of that City. And his Lordship went his voyage towards Stockholm with rainy blustering. The 21. of December, he came out with his ship when the wind blew hard with much snow, endeavouring the Yutish coast, anchored in ten fathom water, and discovered a Fleet of ships; and December 22. in the morning got the weather gage of them, endeavoured to discover what men of War were amongst them, and saw only one ship of countenance, and a private Man of War of eight Guns. The Fleet being Hollanders, ran from the Sound; and 72 sail, some with 6. some four, others two Guns, upon our Guns firing amongst them, cut their cables and run towards the Sound; but before they got clear we boarded and manned three of them, which prizes were kept to the windward of us, and about 8 a clock we engaged them. After the passing of two broadsides, the private Man of war ran after their Fleet, we continued the Dispute until 4 a clock at night, (at which time we passed broadsides close board and board as fast as we could tack our ships.) The Enemy then ran towards his Fleet, we pursued him, and after several broadsides, intended to board him; and though our Boultsprit shot by the board, our Main and Foremast shot through, scarce a shroud whole, our Hull much shot, four of our men slain, and eleven wounded; he firing as he retreated, yet we made him in such a sinking condition, that whilst he fired his Guns, he called to his Fleet to save his men, about 4 leagues off at Anchor under an Island. About 400 horse and foot were looking on us from the shore, we received shot from the Enemy of 36. l. weight. But night hindered our pursuit. About three in the afternoon next day three Holland men of war (two of them very great ships) being come from Holland to convoy their Fleet, came right before the wind upon us, we then bore to our prizes, took all our men out of them and would have fired them had we had time. The Spanish and Portugal Ambassadors have likewise congratulated his Highness, and have so far agreed, that the Lord Pontania Sasa, brother to the Portugal, be removed from Newgate to the Tower of London. Lieutenant Whitemore of Colonel Morgan's Regiment, went up lately to the Hills, and took forty sheep and five Cows, which Sir Mungoe Murtag their Quartermaster General sent forth of the Highlands to be kept near his own house, Sir Mungoe's man, and one horse of the Laird of Lowes, who took Capt. Townsend and Capt. Scroop, but the Rider escaped: Yesterday a party of the Tories met with four of Colonel Morgan's Troop of Dragoons near Levingston house, about ten miles from Edinburgh, whom they barbarously murdered, one of them fled into the house for safety, but the people would not protect him, but left him to the cruelty of those Villains. A party of our Dragoons from the Bray of Mane, fell upon the enemy, killed one, wounded three, and four horses, I cannot think there is a pack of more merciless Miscreants in the whole world than these now gathered together in this Country, and many of them were at Dunbar, and Worcester, and had liberty granted them through our too much lenity. From Paris Jan. 6. thus. The last News from our Army in Alsatia imply, That the Marshal de la Ferte hath invested Beffort, and is now making his Lines of Communication, and other works belonging to a siege: there hath been several pieces of Ordnance drawn out of Nancy, which are on the way, and will come to the Leagure as soon as any Batteries will be raised for to plant them upon: The Marquis de Uxeles is to be Lieutenant General, and is expected there with three thousand men. This Design hath much alarmed the Country, and so much the more the yielding up of the strong Castle of Philipsburg, which was taken by a surprisal without the loss of one man. The manner thus. The Deputy Governor being gone a hunting, with some of the high Officers of that Garrison, notice being given to one of the Cardinal's creatures, he embraced with alacrity that occasion, and being come into the place, he so prevailed upon the Garrison, that he became Master of the place, and this Deputy Governor being come in the evening, knowing not what had passed, found the Bridge drawn up, and entrance denied him, whereupon he was forced to retire speedily. The Duke d' Amville being sent by the King to Blois to try once more whether he could prevail with the Duke of Orleans, and so bring him again to the Court, returned back this week, and the report is at Court, that he hath brought a very good Answer, and that he will be shortly in this City; but others are of a contrary opinion. From Scotland we received information, that by virtue of a pretended Commission from Charles Stuart, Glencarn, whom the Highlanders call their General, issueth forth Warrants for the levying of horse men and arms in a high nature, beginning thus. James, Earl of Glencarn and Kenmore, &c. These are straightly to charge and command you, to levy and have in readiness out of your Shiredom one hundred horse well manned and armed, by the day of January; at which time you shall receive further Orders from me, to repair to such place of Rendezvous as shall be appointed: Whereof you are not to fail, &c. Our men are drawn forth of Edinburgh, and other garrisons, and are busy in chasing the enemy from place to place, and daily take many of these thieving Villains, and three Regiments are marched from hence towards Scotland, it is likely they would soon be quelled if they would stand to fight. From Portsmouth they write, that a Squadron of our Fleet have taken very lately six prizes from the Hollanders. The preparations for War in Holland are very great, and they talk of some great matters agreed upon betwixt them and the French, but nothing openly declared, till they hear what becomes of their Treaty with England. This day the Ambassador newly come over from the King of France, had audience by his Highness the Lord Protector, whom he congratulated in his new Government. Letters from France say, that Charles Stuart at the Palace Royal in Paris, feasted the French King, with some French Lords and Ladies, and there were his brothers the Duke of York and Gloucester, P. Rupert is come thither, but it holds true that P. Maurice is drowned. Forasmuch as it is apparent, That [notwithstanding my Proclamation of Septem. 27. last] many serviceable horses daily go to the Enemy, to the great disservice of the peace of this Nation, which could not be without too much connivance of the Owners or Possessors: These are therefore strictly to require all manner of persons, who are now, or hereafter shall be possessed of any serviceable horses or Mares, exceeding the value of 5 l. sterling, to bring in the same within 48 hours next after publication hereof, unto the next adjacent Garrison or Quarters of our Army, under the penalty not only of forfeiting treble the value of such horses, and mares, as shall not be brought in, the one moiety thereof to the use of the State, and the other moiety to the party informing, but also be deemed as an open enemy, and dealt withal accordingly. Given under my hand and seal at Dalkeith, Decem. 14. 1653. R. Lilburn. A great fight obtained against the Highlanders, by the English and their whole party totally routed, and dispersed, took the Lord Kinoule, and about 35 horse, and wounded 14, and killed three on the place. The Declaration of R. L. Commander in chief of the Forces in Scotland, for the bringing in of all horse and mares that are serviceable for the State. With a List of the prisoners taken at Glans: And divers other intelligence from the Navy, and other parts. London, Printed by T. Lock. 1653.

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The Articles of Agreement between her Royal Majesty the Queen of Sweden, and his Excellency the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, for the concluding of a firm and everlasting Peace between the Crown and Subjects of that Kingdom, and the Commonwealth of England. The intercepting of a Letter from Mr. John Lilburn, and carrying it to his Highness the Lord Protector, The landing of 7000 men in the North of Scotland; their marching up towards Gen. Middleton, the Rendezvous of the English Fleet upon the Downs; the new Instructions and Design of Gen. Pen, the advancing of the English fleet Northwards, and the going of the gallant Fairfax Admiral. London, Printed for G, Horton, for information of the People.. The Game's not yet at an end, Gentlemen, we have more Cards still to play: and there seems to be a notable Confederacy amongst the German Princes; whom we hear, are endeavouring to bring to their Alliance his Catholic Majesty of Spain, and the Duke of Florence, and to attempt something (if possible) in behalf of the distressed Family: But it's probable, we may have an Errand to his Highness the great Duke, and demand satisfaction for the loss of our good Bonadventure, and other delicate ships, at Leghorn: The seamen are very unanimous, and desire nothing more than action. The Articles of the perpetual peace, concluded between his Highness Oliver Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, &c. on the one part; and the high and mighty Lords, the States-General of the United Provinces of the Netherlands on the other part. 1 That from henceforward there shall be a firm unchangeable Peace, sincere friendship and a closer Alliance, and Confederacy between the Commonwealth of England, and the States of the United Provinces than hath been ever heretofore, and of their respective Lands, Cities, and Countries, and of all under their obedience wheresoever, and of what condition soever. 2. That from henceforth all hostility shall cease. 3. That all wrongs and offences suffered by the one, or the other party shall be forgotten and neither party shall pretend anything thereupon. All actions shall be nulled, except those that shall be done in the British seas after the time of 12 days, and from that Sea to the Cape of St. Vincent in the time of six weeks, and from thence in the Mediterranean sea, as far as the line after the time of ten weeks, and at the other side of the line in the time of eight months, to be resigned from the time of the publication of the Peace, and all prizes taken after that time shall be restored. 4. That all the prisoners on both sides be released without ransom. 5. That both Commonwealths shall be considerate friends to defend one the other against whosoever. 6. That neither of both shall act against the other either by Land or by Sea. 7. That the States shall cause restitution to be made of all the ships and goods seized upon the English by the King of Denmark, that are yet in being, as also a full compensation of the worth of the goods that may be sold already, and likewise that all damages and spoil of goods shall be made good to the Owners, by estimation, and when such satisfaction shall to be done the said King, then all hostility shall cease between England and Denmark. 8. That no Inhabitants of either Commonwealth shall assist any Rebel of either with money, ships victuals. 9. That both Commonwealths shall assist one the other at their proper charges against their Rebels. 10. That neither shall receive those that are, or shall be declared enemies of either Commonwealth. 11. That either Commonwealth having notice by the other that some of their enemies are in it's Dominions, they shall give them warning to depart in 28 days upon pain of death. 12. That the English shall not pass greater Impositions than other Nations. 13. That the States' ships shall strike their Flag before the English in the British seas. 14. That neither of the Commonwealths shall give retreat to any Pirates in any of their Ports. 15. That in case the English of the Dutch make any Treaty with any Prince, they shall therein comprehend each other reciprocally; if they desire it. 16. That in case some hostility should happen between the inhabitants of both Commonwealths, by one against the other; that the Alliance shall nevertheless hold and remain in full force; and the parties that shall be found guilty shall be punished. 17.That the Subjects of the Commonwealth of England shall freely travel through all quarters of the United Provinces by water or by land, or into any Cities or Garrisons thereof, armed or unarmed, provided they go not above 40 in a company, either with or without their Merchandise; and the Subjects of the Netherlands are to have the like privilege in England, and every, and all places under their subjection, carrying themselves submissively to the Laws of each Commonwealth. 18. That if it so fall out, that any ships of either State shall by storm or Pirates be driven into any of the Heavens of the one or the other State, they shall have liberty to go to sea again at their pleasure with their ships and goods, without paying any Custom or Impost; provided, that they break not the bulk, behaving themselves according to the Laws and customs of the place where they shall take harbour. 29. That no Merchants or Mariners of one or the other Commonwealth shall have their goods, ships, or merchandises arrested in any of the havens or rivers or either Commonwealth to serve at War, or otherwise, by virtue of any general or particular command, except it be upon some inevitable necessity, and then to have satisfaction, not including herein, the Arrests by ordinary Courts of Justice. 20. That the Merchants, and their Factors, and servants, and the Mariners may travel and turn back again to their ships from the seas, waters, and havens of the one and the other Commonwealth and at their landing may use for defence of themselves, and their goods, all sorts Arms, offensive and defensive, save only, that being come to their Inn, they shall lay their Arms aside until they return into their ships again. 21. That men of War of both Commonwealths, or Merchants ships meeting together at sea, they shall defend each other against all whomsoever that shall offer to make any attempt upon either of them, so long as they sail on course. 22. That if any ship or ships of either Republic, or of a Neutrality shall by a third party be taken out of the havens or Dominions of either Commonwealth, both parties shall be engaged to follow the business for the restitution of the ships and goods to the owners. 23. That Searchers and other such Officers in the execution of their Office, shall regulate themselves according to the Laws of each Country, and take no more of any than is permitted by their Instructions. 24. That if one party shall cause some damages to the other, there shall be no Letters of Reprisal given: But if in three months time, no satisfaction is done, then the said Letters may be granted. 25. That all persons of either Commonwealth going to sea with particular Commissions, they shall be obliged by sufficient sureties, before the Judges of the Court where they receive their Commissions, That they shall do no damage to any subject of either Commonwealth. 26. That no more but eight ships of War shall be suffered to come or remain in the Ports of each other's Commonwealth at one time: And when there shall be occasion for a greater number, then the consent trust be first asked. 27. That the States shall so Justice upon those that be found alive, that have murdered the English in Amboyna. 28. That there shall be Commissioners established to examine the wrongs or injuries done, or pretended to be done or suffered by the Inhabitants of either Commonwealth in the East-Indies, Greenland, Muscovey, Brazil, or other places. And if the Commissioners cannot agree thereupon within the time of three months, then the aforesaid differences to be referred to the Judgement of the Protestant Switzers. 29. And whereas formerly, some question and misunderstanding hath arisen between the Commonwealth of England, and the King of Denmark, by reason of the detaining of some ships and goods, it is agreed, and concluded on both sides, that satisfaction being given, all differences whatsoever shall be forgotten and buried in eternal Oblivion, so as the said King, Kingdoms and Dominions, shall be received in this Treaty as a friend, in such manner, that he shall be re-established in the amity of the Commonwealth, as he was formerly before the said detention, and his Deputies and Ambassadors shall be admitted with the like Honour, as the Deputies and other Ambassadors of other States being in amity. 30. It is further agreed, that at the time when the ratification shall be delivered, four Commissioners shall be nominated on both sides, who on the 18 of May next ensuing, English stile, shall meet here in London, to consider and moderate all injuries and damages, on either side, from the year 1611. to the 18 of May, 1652. and in case of non-agreement, to refer it to the judgement and umpieridge of the Switzer Protestant Cantons. 31 Furthermore, it is agreed and concluded, That both parties shall truly and firmly keep and maintain this present Treaty, and all the matters therein contained, and strictly take care, that the same be observed and performed by either of their people. 32 Then For further certainty an assurance that this peace an amity shall be uprightly, and in good faith observed, the States General do oblige an bind themselves, that all and every Officer both by sea and land shall be bound to confirm this Treaty, and all the Articles thereof, and promise sacredly upon Oath, that they shall, as far as is possible, religiously observe the same, and as far as to them belongeth, shall perform the same, and take care that it be observed and performed by others. 33 Furthermore it is agreed, concluded, and accorded, that this present Treaty, and all that is therein comprised and expressed, shall be confirmed by the said Lord Protector, and the States General aforesaid, by open Letters on both sides, confirmed with the great Seal; in due and authentic form, within 15 days next ensuing, or sooner if it can be done, and that within the said time, the Ratification on both sides shall be exchanged, and that presently after the delivery and exchange of the Ratification, this Peace and Alliance shall be published in such manner, and in such places as is usual, and from thence forwards all hostility on both sides shall cease. For the assurance and witness of all this, we the Commissioners of his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Ambassadors of the States General of the United Provinces, by virtue and force of the respective procurations of Our Commissions, have subscribed this present Treaty with our own Hands, and have confirmed it with our Seals. Done in Westminster the 5 day of April, 1654. H. Laurence, Prf. J. Lambert F. Montague, P. Lisle, Gilb. Pickering, W. Stricklandt, H. Beverningh, Wil. Nieuport, Alb. P. Yongestal. From Ireland they write, That the Lord Deputy Fleetwood, and his council of Officers, have ordered that 5000 horse and foot be sent to the North of Scotland, and col. Venables is taking care to transport 'em, good shipping attend them. The General council hath cast Lots for the Provinces, for satisfying the Arrears of the Soldiery, and the Lot of the General Officers is fallen in Munster. The standing Army from June 1649. are content to take two Thirds at present. The Officers of the Army have jointly subscribed a Letter to his Highness, owning the Government which is invested in Him. Anagram Epigram, Virtue He calls his Food; and justly may For 'tis his chief delight, both night and day. Anagram, Be ever dutiful to GOD: for He. A Crown of Glory hath prepared for thee. His Highness the Lord Protector, and her Highness Protectress, are gone to Hampton Court. The Yeomen of his Highness's Guard wait by turns Monthly, and Mr. Ingoldsby (brother to col. Ingoldsby) is made captain of the Guard. Their coats are grey cloth with black Velvet collars, and black Velvet and silver lace and trimming, col. Nathaniel Fiennes is added a member to the council. The French Ambassador makes many applications to his Highness, by way of negotiating a peace between England and his Majesty (who is now of years to be crowned very suddenly) if he propound terms safe and honourable, he need not doubt of his Errand, For it is a sign of godliness to be at peace with all men; yet peace cannot triumph, except Reason ruleth. His Highness the Lord Protector has spent much time with his Council, about regulating the Law, the easing of the people, the redressing of Grievances, and the abating of Taxes, and it is hoped, we shall now have the enjoyment or our long looked for Liberties. The next Term is like to be kept without any interruption, and a new Oath was lately administered to the Judges, whereby impartial Justice may be equally executed. From France it is certified, That there has been a great dispute between the K. of Scots, and P. Rupert, about the Swallow Guns; but wisdom over-swaying passion, Amity at last intervened, and the Gentlemen were both reconciled. It is said that the Queen of Sweden hath resigned her Crown, and is expected this Summer at the Sparo, where young Charles, and his brother James, to intend to meet her Majesty, and divert themselves at the Season. Dover the 24 of April, 1654. This evening came into this Road a private man of War being a Marget Hoy of 6 Guns, and about 50 men, who having found in the channel a Dutch ship coming from the West-Indies that had been long at Sea, and both ship and men much spent by the tediousness of the Voyage, did of a sudden clap Them aboard, and after a short (but sharp) dispute, became Masters of her, and brought her along with them: The ship is said to be of great value, for besides plate, whereof several Letters say there is a good quantity, the ship will be found full of other rich commodities, which will prove very beneficial to the Takers, when it comes to be judged a prize. From Hamburg it is advertised, That the King of Denmark has been to visit the new Church of Altenaw, & the next day went back to Gluckstadt; upon whose arrival came intelligence of Gen. Koningsmarks surprising of the Town of Bremerburgh. Upon the Queen of Sweden's Demands to the Emperor of Germany for 1350000 Rix-dollars being so much left unpaid by the upper Rhine, it was granted. Gen. Pen is going from London to the Fleet; the design honourable; but the Instructions private. Of which more in our next. In the interim, some of the English frigates have alarmed the French, and rides triumphantly upon that coast; but two Reg. are sent to Rochel to reinforce that Garrison: from whence they write, That the English have taken 42 of their ships laden with Wines, which doth very much trouble the King and Council; unto whom, a Message is come from his Holiness, for celebrating a Marriage between his Niece, and K. Lewis: If you will have any more news at present, you must go to Pope Innocent the Tenth, who is now going to his grave; his death will make the Janseninas high in France, and will occasion some Tumults, it may be. The K. of France is preparing large Offers to the English for peace; and among other things, that the Protestants in that Kingdom shall enjoy their Liberties and freedom in Religion. From Scotland we have received intelligence, That Gen. Middleton having drawn most of his forces Northwards, some engagement happened, and a party of 40 horse commanded by an English Captain, advanced as far as Provost Marburnie's house near Dumfries, which they fired; but the Provost and his party maintained the Tower against them, and after a desperate storm, and sharp dispute, two of the English were slain, divers wounded, and the castle being not feasible, the enemy made good their retreat, with little loss. col. Morgan remains still about Dingwel, unto whose assistance col. Pride, col. Allnred, and divers other Regiments are designed from England and Ireland. Upon Gen. Monk's arrival, he sent for all his Officers at London to make all possible speed to their Charge, being resolved to proceed with all expedition, and to engage suddenly. And the enemy are preparing to receive him, who have determinated in Council, to dispute the field either to Death or Victory. In the late Engagement capt. Rogers (Agent for the K. of Scots) was taken, and carried to Dalkieth, where he was tried, condemned, and executed, and received his Sentence of Death with great humility and meekness of Spirit, making a copious Speech upon the Ladder, interwoven with sundry methodical expressions, touching his life and conversation, and his integrity to the Trust reposed in him, saying, That he deemed it a singular mercy from the great Tribunal of Heaven, that Providence had decreed him worthy of laying down his life. From Southampton thus: Sir, Mr. John Lilburn (we hear) is committed to the old Castle in Jersey, where he deports himself with abundance of patience and humility, and has also declared, That he aims at nothing more than the glory of God; the advancement of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, the restoring of every free born man of England, to its ancient Rights and privileges, and the perfect purging of the Law from all abuses and corruptions He sent a Letter to his very much afflicted wife; bur it was intercepted, and carried to his Highness. The Ambassador from the King of Denmark has presented his Letters credential from the King his Master, and on Friday last he has audience before his Highness, where he congratulated him in his place of Government, and seemed to acknowledge it a happiness that so much of the differences were taken up by the Treaty with the Dutch, and hoped all would conduce to a happy peace, to the advancement of the Protestant Religion, and stopping the effusion of innocent blood. This appears very fair; but he had something more of State Affairs, which he imparted in writing unto his Highness, and will afterwards be taken into consideration. There is to be a general Rendezvous upon the Downs by the English fleet very suddenly; and Rear-Admiral Lawson is already gone towards the Northern parts with 20 men of war; the Fairfax is Admiral; and 'tis said he hath landed 6 or 7000 men near the Isles of Orkney, who intend to make up suddenly towards Gen. Middleton, who has sent the Lord Glengary into the West with 500 resolute men of fortune to raise the people in general. Col. Morgan is marched to Tain, where he saw the enemy, but could not come at them for want of Boats, the water being broad and very impetuous, which constrained him to return back to Dingwel. SIR I sent unto you about a fortnight since; but having very little news in that letter, I was resolved to make you amends in this, (though in a few words) by acquainting you that our Treat with the Queen is concluded, and the Articles of Agreement are signed, which are, 1 That from henceforward there shall be a firm and perpetual peace. 2 That they shall assist each other against any enemy whatsoever. 3 That there shall be free Trade and Commerce. The rest are very honourable on both sides. And my Lord intends for England suddenly. Upsal, April 8. 1654. The last letters from Holland say, That the Royal party give out, that there hath been a great fight in Scotland, and that Gen. Middleton hath obtained a great Victory, and killed col. Morgan; yes, in skies: but I conceive this to be coined with a false stamp; so that probably we may chouce them in time for their fictitious and vainglorious Reports.

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This day his Highness and the Council were upon weighty affairs about Foreign transactions, and other considerable business. His Highness and the Council sate while almost nine a clock at night. Two Merchant ships were burnt on May day morning in the Thames near Ratcliffe, laden with Merchandizes fitted to go out; by an accident of Pitch boiling in a Kettle in one of them, that ran over and set fire of that ship, and so of the other that rid by it. This day came out the Articles of Peace concluded between England and Holland, which being of so great concernment to be known to all persons, are here Printed verbatim, and are as followeth. Articles of Peace, Union and Confederation, concluded and agreed between his Highness Oliver Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, and the Dominions thereto belonging. And the Lords the States General of the United Provinces of the Netherlands. In a Treaty at Westminster bearing date the fifth of April Old Stile, in the year of our Lord God, 1654. 1. It is agreed, concluded and accorded, that from this day forward there shall be a true, firm, and inviolable Peace, more sincere Friendship, and nearer Alliance, Union and Confederation than heretofore, betwixt the Commonwealth of England, and the States General of the United Provinces of the Netherlands, and the respective Lands, Countries and Cities without distinctions of places, under their obedience, and the people and Inhabitants of them respectively, of what quality and condition soever they be. 2 Item, Agreed, That from henceforth all enmity, hostility, discord and War betwixt the said two Commonwealths, their People and Subjects, shall cease, and each party shall hereafter abstain from all offences, spoils, depredations, and injuries by Sea, Land and fresh-waters in all their respective Lands, Countries, Dominions, Places or Governments whatsoever. 3. Item, That all offences, injuries, charges and damages, which either party hath sustained by the other since the 18 (alias 28) of May, in the year 1652, shall be taken away and forgotten in such manner as that hereafter neither party shall pretend any matter against the other for or upon occasion of any the aforesaid offences, injuries, charges and damages; But that there shall be a perfect abolition of all and every of them until this present day. And all actions for the same shall be held and reputed void and null. 4. That all Prisoners of both sides of what condition, or in whatsoever place they be shall be set at liberty, without ransom or consideration given for them. 5. That the two Commonwealths shall remain confederate Friends, joined, and allied together for the defence and preservation of the Liberties and Freedom of the people of each against all whomsoever, who shall attempt the Disturbance of either State by Sea or Land, or be declared Enemies to the Freedom and Liberty of the people living under either of the said Governments. 6. That neither of the Commonwealths shall make do, act, treat of, or attempt anything against the other, or the people of either, in any place either at Land or Sea, or in any the Havens, Creeks, Precincts, or fresh-waters of either, upon any occasion whatsoever, Nor that either of them, or the people of either, give, yield, or afford any aid, counsel, favour, or assent that anything shall be done, treated of, or attempted by any other whomsoever, to the injury and wrong of the other, or the people of either, but shall expressly and with effect contradict, gainsay, oppose, and really hinder all whomsoever abiding or dwelling within either of the Commonwealths respectively, who shall be under their power that act, do, treat of, or attempting any thing against either of the Commonwealths. 7. That neither of the Commonwealths, or the people abiding, inhabiting, or dwelling within either of them respectively, or within their power, shall yield, give, or afford any aid, counsel or favour to the Enemies or Rebels of either, but shall expressly, really, and with effect hinder any inhabiting, dwelling or abiding within either of them, or within their power, from giving any aid or assistance unto such Enemies or Rebels, by Men, Shipping, Arms, Ammunition, Money, Victuals, or otherwise by Sea or Land, and all such ships, Arms, Ammunition, Money, Goods, or Victuals, of or belonging to any person or persons whatsoever, that there shall be provided, employed, or made use of, contrary to the intent of the Article, shall be confiscate and forfeited to the respective Commonwealths. And the person or persons who shall wittingly and willingly do attempt, counsel, or be employed therein, shall be declared Enemies to both Commonwealths, and shall suffer the pains and penalties of Treason within the Commonwealth where the offence shall be committed. And to the end, there may be a specification made of what Goods shall be deemed prohibit, or contraband, Commissioners may in convenient time be appointed to determine herein. Provided in the meantime that this extend not to the impeachment of anything contained in the present Article. 8. That the two Commonwealths shall truly and sincerely assist each other, as need shall require, against the Rebels and Enemies if either, at Sea and Land, with Men and Ships, at the Costs and Expenses of the party requiring the same, in such proportion and manner, and upon such Terms and Conditions, as the two States shall agree, and the present occasion require. 9. That neither of the Commonwealths, or the People of either shall receive into any of their Jurisdictions, Countries, Lands, Ports, Creeks, or Precincts, any person or persons, that are or shall be declared by either of the Commonwealths to be Enemies, Rebels or fugitives of the other; nor shall give, yield or afford to any such declared Enemy, Rebel or Fugitive within the places aforesaid, or other where, though out of their Territories, Countries, Lands, Ports, Creeks, or Precincts, any aid, counsel, Lodging, Entertainment, Soldiers, Ships, Money, Arms, Ammunition or Victuals. Nor shall either of the States permit such Enemies, Rebels or Fugitives to be received by any person or persons whatsoever in their Jurisdictions, Countries, Lands, Ports, Creeks, or Precincts, nor shall suffer any Aid Counsel, Lodging, Entertainment, Soldiers, Ships, Money, Arms, Ammunition, or Victuals to be given, yielded or afforded unto such Enemies, Rebels, or Fugitives, but shall expressly and effectually oppose, withstand, and really hinder the same. X. Item, It is agreed, That if either of the said Commonwealths shall by their public and Authentic Letters, give notice, signify, or declare to the other Commonwealth any person or persons, to be, and have been their Enemy or Enemies, Rebel or Rebels, Fugitive or Fugitives, and that they are, or reside within the other's Jurisdictions, Territories, Dominions, Lands, Ports, or Precincts, or therein be hid, or shelter themselves; then that Commonwealth which shall receive such Letters, or unto which such notice shall be given, and declaration made concerning such Rebels, Enemies or Fugitives, shall within the space of twenty eight days to be reckoned immediately from the day of the aforesaid notice given, charge and command such Enemy or Enemies, Rebel or Rebels, Fugitive or Fugitives, to withdraw and depart out of their Jurisdictions, Territories, Dominions, Lands, and Precincts, and every of them. And if any such enemy, Rebel or Fugitive shall not withdraw and depart, as aforesaid, within the space of fifteen days after such charge and command given, That he or they shall be punished with death, and loss of Land and Goods. 11. That no Rebel or declared Enemy of the Commonwealth of England, shall be received into any of the Castles, Towns, Ports, Creeks, or other places privileged, or not privileged, which any person of what degree and quality soever he be, or shall be, hath, or hereafter shall have and possess by any Title whatsoever, within the Dominions and Jurisdictions of the United Provinces; nor shall be suffered by any person of what degree and quality soever to be received thereunto, or abide therein. Neither shall the Lords, the States General of the United Provinces, permit or suffer in any of the places aforesaid, any assistance, counsel, or favour, in Ships, Men, Money, Victuals, or in any other manner to be given by any person, of what degree and quality soever to any such Rebel, or declared Enemy, but shall openly, and expressly prohibit and hinder the same. And if any person or persons of what degree and quality soever living or remaining within the Jurisdictions of the United Provinces, or under their power, do to the contrary hereof: Then all and every such person and persons so doing, as aforesaid, shall for their respective lives, forfeit and lose all such Castles, Towns, Villages, Lands, and other places, which they or any of them shall at such time have, or pretend to have, by any Title whatsoever. And likewise that no Rebel or declared Enemy of the States of the United Provinces shall be received into any of the Castles, Towns, Ports or other places privileged, or not privileged, which any person or persons of what degree or quality soever he or they be, have or shall have, hold or possess within the Commonwealth of England, or Dominions thereof, by any Title whatsoever; nor be suffered by any person or persons to be received there into or abide therein. Neither shall the Commonwealth of England, permit or suffer, in any of the places aforesaid, any counsel, assistance or favour in Ships, Men, Money, Victuals, or in any other manner to be given by any such person or persons of what degree or quality soever he or they be, to any such Rebel or declared Enemy, but shall openly and expressly prohibit and hinder the same. And if any of the people of the Commonwealth of England, or under their power, shall do or attempt anything to the contrary hereof: That every such person or persons, shall for their respective lives, forfeit and lose all such Castles, Towns, Villages, Lands, and other places, which they or any of them shall at such time have or pretend to have, by any Title whatsoever. 12. That the Commonwealth of England, and the People and Inhabitants thereof, and the said United Provinces, and the Subjects, and Inhabitants thereof, of what quality or condition soever they be, shall be bound to treat each other on both sides with all love and friendship: That they come by Water or by Land, into each others Lands, Towns, or Villages, walled or unwalled, fortified or unfortified; their Havens, and all their respective Dominions in Europe, with freedom and security, and in them remain and continue as long as they please, and there without hindrance, buy Victuals for their necessary use. And may also Trade and Traffic, and have commerce in any Goods or Commodities they please, and the same bring in and carry out at their pleasures, paying always the Customs that shall be settled, and saving always all and singular the Laws and Ordinances of either Commonwealth respectively. Yet so, that the People and Inhabitants of either, using Commerce in the Countries and Dominions each of other, shall not be constrained to pay any greater Customs, Tolls, or Tributes, than according to such proportion as other Strangers exercising Commerce in the same places pay. 13. That the Ships and Vessels of the said United Provinces, as well Men of War as others, meeting with any of the Ships of War of this Commonwealth in the British Seas, shall strike their Flag, and lower their Topsail, in such manner, as hath ever been at any time practised heretofore under any former Government. 14. Item, For the greater Freedom of Commerce and Navigation, it is agreed. That neither of the said Commonwealths shall receive into any of their Havens, Cities, or Towns, or permit, or suffer that any of the people or Inhabitants of either of them respectively, do receive, keep, harbour, or give any assistance or relief unto any Pirates or Sea-Rovers, but shall cause both the said Pirates and Rovers, and also their Receivers, Concealers, and Assistants, to be prosecuted, apprehended, and condignly punished for terror to others. And all ships, Goods, and Merchandise, by them Piratically taken, and brought into the Ports of either State, that shall be found in being; yea, though they have been sold, shall be restored to the right owners, or made good to them, or such as have their Letters or Attorney or Procuration to claim the same, due proof of the Proprietors being first made in the Court of Admiralty, according to Law. 15. That if either the Commonwealth of England, or the United Provinces of the Low Countries shall hereafter make any Treaty of Amity, Alliance, or Friendship with any other Commonwealth Princes, or States, the one shall comprehend the other, and the Dominions therein, if they shall desire to be comprehended: And of all such Treaties, each shall be bound to give notice to the other. 16. That if it shall happen that during the Amity, Confederation and Alliance, anything shall be acted or attempted by any of the People or Inhabitants of either of the said Parties against this Treaty, or any part thereof, either by Land or Sea, or other Waters, this Amity, Confederation, and Alliance between the said Commonwealths, shall not be hereby interrupted or broken off, but shall continue and remain in its full and whole power, and in such case, only those particular persons, who have offended against the said Treaty, shall be punished, and no other; And that justice shall be done, and satisfaction made to all persons concerned, within Twelve months, after demand thereof made, upon all such persons who shall have done anything against this Treaty, by Land or Sea, or other waters in any part of Europe, or any place within the Straits of Gibraltar, or in America, or upon the Coasts of Africa, or in any Lands, Islands, Seas, Creeks, Bays, Rivers, or any other places on this side the Cape of Good Hope. And in all places whatsoever as aforesaid, beyond the said Cape, within Eighteen months next after demand of Justice, shall so as aforesaid be made: And in case the persons so as aforesaid offending, shall not appear and submit themselves to justice, and make satisfaction within the times respectively here before limited, the said persons shall be declared Enemies to both Commonwealths, and their Estates, Goods, and effects whatsoever, shall be confiscate and employed to a due and full satisfaction for the wrongs by them done, and their persons to be liable to such further punishment, when they shall come within the power of either State, as the quality of their offence shall deserve. 17. That the people of the Commonwealth of England, and the Dominions thereof, may freely unmolested and securely travel in and through the Countries, and singular the Dominions of the United Provinces in Europe, by Land or by Water, to any place in them, or beyond them, and pass by any of their Towns, Garrisons, or Forts in any places within the Netherlands whatsoever, or elsewhere, in any of their Dominions in Europe, to follow their Traffic in all places there; as also their Factors and Servants armed or unarmed; but if armed, not above forty men in company, as well without as with their Goods and Merchandizes, whither they please. And likewise the people and Inhabitants of the United Provinces of the Netherlands may enjoy the same liberties in all the Dominions of the Commonwealth of England in Europe. They and either of them observing and conforming in such their Trade and Traffic to the Laws and Ordinances of each Commonwealth respectively. 18. Item, agreed, That if the Merchant Ships belonging to the People and Subjects of one or the other side, shall through tempest, Pirates, or any other necessity, be driven into Port within the Dominions of either, it shall be free for them to depart thence securely with their Ships and Merchandize, without payment of any Customs, or other Duties; provided, they break not bulk; or expose anything to sale, nor shall they be subjected to any trouble or visitation, so be it they receive not aboard any persons or goods, nor shall do anything contrary to the Laws, Statutes, and Customs of that place whither they come into Port as aforesaid. 19. That the Merchants, Masters, Pilots, or Mariners of either Commonwealth, their Sips, Goods, Wares, and Merchandizes, shall not be seized or arrested in the Lands, Ports, Havens, and Rivers of the other, by virtue of any general or particular commands, for any warlike or other service, except upon inevitable necessity, and upon just satisfaction for the same; provided, that hereby shall not be excluded the Arrests and Seizures in the ordinary way of Law and Justice of each Commonwealth respectively. 20. That the Merchants on both sides their Factors and Servants, as also the Shipmasters and other Seafaring men, may as well travelling and returning by Ships over the Seas, and other Waters as in the Havens of each other, and going on shore, carry and use for the defence of themselves, and their Goods, all sorts of Arms for defence and offence; but being come to their several Lodgings or Inns, they shall lay down their Arms there, and so leave them till they go again to the Ship, or on board. 21. That the Men of War of either Commonwealth meeting or overtaking any Merchant ship or ships at Sea, belonging to the other, or to the people or inhabitants thereof, holding both one course, or going both one way, shall be bound, so long as they keep one course together, to take them under their protection, and to defend them against all and every that shall attempt upon them. 22. That if any ship or ships of the People or Inhabitants of either Commonwealth, or of a Neuter, shall be taken in the Havens of either by any third party, being none of the people or Inhabitants of either Commonwealth; They, in or from whose Havens and Liberties the said ships shall be taken, shall be bound together with the other party, to endeavour that the said taken ship or ships may be followed, brought back, and restored to the owners, but all at the charges of the proprietors or interested. 23. That Searchers and other Officers of that nature, on both parts, shall, in execution of their Offices, regulate themselves according to the Laws of each Commonwealth respectively, and shall not levy or take more than they are allowed by their Commission or Instructions: 24. That in case any wrong or injury done by either Commonwealth, or by the people or Inhabitants thereof, against the people or Inhabitants of the other, either against any the Articles of this Treaty, or against the common right, there shall yet no Letters or Reprisals, Mark or Countermark, be granted by one or the other Commonwealth, till first Justice be there sought in the ordinary course of Law, and in case that Justice be there refused or delayed, then, that demand be made thereof from the supreme Power of the Commonwealth, whose People or Inhabitants have suffered wrong, or from such as the supreme power shall depute, to that Commonwealth where justice is as aforesaid denied, or delayed, or to such power as shall be by them appointed to receive such demands, that all such differences may be composed amicably, or in the ordinary course of Law. But if there shall be yet delay, and that Justice be not done, nor satisfaction given within three months after such demand made, that then Letters of Reprisal, Mark or Countermark may be granted. 25. That all persons on either side that shall go out to Sea upon particular Commissions shall be bound before they take out their Commissions to put in good and sufficient Security by responsible Men not of the ships Company, before the Judges of the Court whence the said Commission is issued, that they shall do no wrong or injury to the people or Inhabitants of either side. 25. That the people of either side shall have free access to each other's Ports and may there stay and thence depart not only with their Merchants' Ships and such as are laden, but also with their ships of war, whether belonging to the State or to such as have obtained particular Commissions, whether they shall arrive either by stress of weather, or to avoid the danger of the Sea, or for repairing their ships, or for provision of victuals, so be it they exceed not the number of eight ships of War when they come in of their own accord, nor that they continue or make stay in the Havens or about the Ports, longer than for the reparation of their ships, buying in of victuals, or for provision of other necessaries, And whensoever any greater number of ships of War than is above specified shall have occasion of access into those Ports, then shall it not be lawful for them to make any entrance, without first obtaining leave for this purpose from those to whom the said Ports belong, unless they be constrained by weather or any other force or necessity for avoiding the danger of the Sea. And when it shall so happen, they shall presently make known the cause of their coming to the Governor or chief Magistrate of the place and shall make no longer stay there than the Governor or chief Magistrate shall permit, and during their stay in those Ports they shall commit no hostile Act, nor do anything to the prejudice of the said Ports. 27. That the Lords the States General of the United Provinces shall take care that Justice be done upon those who were Authors or Abettors of the Murder committed upon the English in Amboyna, as the Commonwealth of England was pleased to qualify it, in any of them be yet alive. 28. Whereas certain English Ships and Goods have been seized and detained within the Dominions of the King of Denmark, since the 18 day of the May in the year 1652, it is on both sides concluded, accorded and agreed, and the Lords the States General have obliged themselves, as they also do by these presents, That restitution shall be made of all and singular the English ships and Goods, detained as aforesaid, and remaining yet in Specie; together with the true and just price of such as are sold, embezzled, or otherwise disposed of, within fourteen days after the arrival of the Merchants and Masters interested therein, or their Assigns, for the receiving of them. And also that Damages be given for the losses sustained by the English, by reason of the said detention; according to what shall be arbitrated and awarded by the said detention; according to what shall be arbitrated and awarded by Edw. Winslow, James Ruslel, John Beex, Wil. Vander Cruyssen, Arbitrators indifferently chosen, as well on the part of the Lord Protector, as the said States General (the form or instrument of which Arbitration is already agreed upon) to examine and determine the demands of the Merchants, Masters, and Owners to whom the said ships, goods, and damages appertain. Which Arbitrators are to meet at Goldsmith's Hall here in London, the 27 of June next, old stile, or sooner if it may be; and shall the same day make solemn Oath before the Judges of the High Court of Admiralty of England, that they will proceed without respect or relation had to either State, or any particular interest whatsoever. And moreover, the foresaid Arbitrators shall from the first day of August next, unless they agree upon sentence sooner, be shut up in a chamber by themselves, without fire, candle, meat, Drink, or any other refreshment, till such time as they come to an Agreement concerning the matters referred to them: And the Sentence which they shall award shall be obligatory to both parties. And the States General of the United Provinces do firmly oblige themselves by these presents, to execute and perform the same; as also to pay such sum of moneys here at London, as the said Arbitrators shall adjudge to be paid, for the use of the said Owners, to such person, or persons as the Protector shall nominate, within 25 days after the Instruments of Ratification of the said Articles of Peace are mutually delivered, pay here at London the sum of 5000l. ster, towards the Charges of the Merchants, Masters, or their Assigns, for their Journey to Denmark, & the sum of 20000 Rix Dollars, to such persons as his said Highness shall appoint, within six days after the arrival of the said persons there, for the use of the Merchants, Masters and Owners, towards repairing their ships and fitting them for Sea. Which said sums shall be accounted in part of payment of such sum, as shall be awarded by the said Arbitrators: And that Caution and Security be given (the form of which Caution is already agreed upon) by sufficient and responsible men, living here in London, and binding themselves in an Obligation of one hundred and forty thousand pounds sterling (which Obligation is to be delivered at the same time with the Instrument of Ratification) that restitution shall be made according to the premises; and that the submission and payment as well of 20000. Rix Dollars, as of such sum, or other things, as shall be adjudged and determined, as aforesaid, shall on their part be duly performed. And if all and singular the Conditions be not really and effectually performed in the part of the Lord the States General in manner and time aforesaid, then the said Obligation shall be forfeited, and the said sum of One hundred and forty thousand pounds sterling, shall be paid to such person and persons as His Highness shall nominate, to the end the losses of the Merchants, Masters, and interested, may be satisfied. 29. Item, That whereas certain Questions and Differences have arisen between the Commonwealth of England, and the King of Denmark, by reason of the detention of the Ships and Goods mentioned in the former Article, and the States General of the United Provinces have undertaken the restitution of the said Ships and Goods, and agreed to give security and caution for the damages in the manner expressed in the former Article: It is agreed and concluded, That the same being done and performed, all questions, strifes, wrongs, and acts of hostility between the said Commonwealth and King, by reason of the said detention, shall cease and be forever forgotten, in such manner, that the said King with his Kingdoms and Dominions, shall, as a friend, be comprehended and included in this Treaty and Confederation, so as to be restored to the same friendship and alliance with either Commonwealth, in which formerly he was, before the said detention, and as if it had never been. As also his Deputies and Ambassadors shall be admitted with like honour as the Deputies and Ambassadors of other States are, being Friends and Allies. 30. Item, Agreed, That at the time of the delivery of the Instruments of Ratification, four Commissioners shall be nominated on both sides to meet here at London, upon the eighteenth day of May next, old stile, who shall be authorised and empowered, as also by these presents that are authorised and empowered to examine and determine all the losses and injuries which either side alleges to have sustained from the other since the year One thousand six hundred and eleven, unto the Eighteenth day of May, 1652, old stile, as well in the East-Indies, as in Greenland, Muscovy, Brazil, or in any other place: The particulars of all which are to be delivered into the Commissioners nominated as above, before the said Eighteenth day of May, under this restriction, That after the said day prefixed no new Allegations shall be admitted. And if the abovesaid Commissioners shall not within three months space, to be accounted from the said Eighteenth day of May, come to an agreement, concerning the differences aforesaid, delivered in writing, and expressed in particular: That in such case the aforesaid differences shall be submitted, as by these presents they are submitted, to the judgment and arbitration of the Protestant Cantons of Switzerland, who by an Instrument for this purpose (the form of which is already agreed upon) shall be desired to take upon them that Arbitration, and appoint like Commissioners empowered and instructed to give final judgement thereupon within six months next following after the expiration of the three months aforesaid. And whatsoever the said Commissioners or the major part of them, shall award and determine within the said six months, shall oblige both parties, and be performed accordingly. 31. It is also agreed, that both parties shall firmly and truly perform and observe this present Treaty, and every Article and thing contained and concluded therein; and shall cause the same to be performed and observed by their respective People, Subjects and Inhabitants. 32. For better security that this peace and confederation shall be truly and sincerely performed on the part of the Lords the States General their people and Subjects, it is agreed and concluded, and the Lords the States General, do these presents agree and firmly oblige themselves, that all and singular, whom, either they the States General, or the States Provincial, shall at any time elect, constitute or appoint Capt. General, chief Governor, or Stadtholder, Commander of their Army or Forces at Land, or Admiral of any of their Fleets, Ships or Forces at Sea, shall confirm by Oath this Treaty, and all the matters and things therein contained, and shall promise by oath to observe, and as much as in him or them lies, inviolably to perform and keep the same. And as far as concerns them, command the same to be performed and put in execution, and take care that they be performed and executed by others accordingly. 33. Lastly, it is agreed, that the present Treaty, and all and singular the matters and things therein contained and agreed on, shall within fifteen days next ensuing, or sooner if it may be, be confirmed and ratified in due and authentic form, by the said Lord Protector, and the said States General of the United Provinces by their Letters Patents under their Great Seals, and that Instruments of Ratification shall be delivered interchangeably, within the time aforesaid. And furthermore that this Treaty and confederation shall immediately after delivery of the Instruments, be published according to the usual solemnity, and in the places accustomed; and that all Acts of hostility shall cease on both sides from that time. A congratulatory Petition was this day presented to his Highness the Lord Protector from divers persons of the County of Hertford. This day passed an additional Ordinance touching the Excise, That all other goods and Merchandizes mentioned in the book of Rates for the Customs (except Bullion, Corn, Victuals, Arms, Ammunition, Ordnance of brass or iron, and wools of Sheep imported or to be imported, which are not in the said Rates of Excise, before or otherwise charged, shall hereafter pay Excise, after the rate of 5 l. per cent, to be paid by the first buyer from the Merchant or Importer, that from the 25 of March last the Revenue of the Excise shall be but one receipt, and brought into one General Revenue. And the moiety of all fines and forfeitures after 25 March paid towards the maintenance of widows and maimed Soldiers. And out of the general cash 26250 l. yearly, be paid weekly to persons appointed to pay it to the use aforesaid by his Highness and Council. This day the Deputy from the King of Denmark had audience by the Lord Protector being brought to Whitehall in his Highness's Coach, attended by Sir Oli. Fleming Mr of the Ceremonies who did with great joy of the Peace congratulate his Highness. The Commissioners from his Highness this day treated with the Lord Ambassador from the King of France at his lodgings in Covent Garden touching Peace. The Judges sat this day in Westminster hall, and so every day in this last Return of this Term. Naples 7 April, The Galleys designed for Piombino and Porto Longo are come back with the Ammunition and Provisions. Yesterday 22 Troops of Horse were mustered by our General Duke Sesto; many Ordnances newly cast are speedily to be sent into Catalonia and other parts. The King of Spain hath ordered Cardinal Filomarini our Archbishop to depart this Kingdom. Count d'Ognate our late Vice Roy is in great favour with the King of Spain, and is made President of the Council of Italy. Venice 17 April. The Turk prepares again to storm Candia, before their new General comes. But the Town lately made a sally and killed about 500 Turks, and in the loss we had in Dalmatia 1800 Turks were killed, the prisoners they took there they carried to Constantinople, and presented to the grand Seignior by the Basha of Boshina, and presume their Fort of Clim is now secure; but we have here embarked a considerable strength for Dalmatia, and are preparing great forces for Candia, under Gen. Morenico and Marq. Barry. The Turks being 9000 about Spalatto have taken From Zara many men and store of cattle. Rome 13 April. The Lady Lucretia Barbarina receiving a cross of Diamonds of a Present from the Pope worth 5000 Crowns, went yesterday towards Lorretra, and is to marry with the Duke Of Modena. The Pope is high against Spain; he had sent Signior Massini's Nuncio to the King, and Trivaltio sent a Gentleman of his from Rome along with him, who understanding his Instructions got before him and told the King his Errand, and thereupon the King sent to stop him in his journey. Trivaltio is used hardly by the Pope for it, and the Pope hath recalled his Nuncio, he was since sending. Here is an Ambassador from the King of Portugal, which notwithstanding all that the Spaniards can do to hinder, is like to have audience. Warsaw 6 April, The Diet broke up much divided, are to meet again in July next. The Muscovites come not out as feared, upon their knowledge of our great preparations they give out the raised forces in fear of an invasion by the Tartars, upon this Prince Janus Radzivill General of Lishmania stays his advance. Genoa 22 April, Besides the ships mentioned in my last there have been cast away three Barques of Genoa near Sicily with an English ship and a Dutch ship. Vienna 22 April, His Imperial Majesty is shortly expected here, several vessels from Regensburg with his goods are on the way, one of which was cast away upon the Danube. Here are great preparations for him. Four gates with Towers of the old Romish way are building with Triumparches and other antiquities; the Nobility, Gentry, and Burgomasters are to meet him in three Regiments on horseback in arms, and 150 brass guns are planted on the walls to be shot off at his entrance. The Emperor's Ministers sent into Bohemia are returned with the money they were sent to demand. Bremen 21 May. Our troubles increase here, Drums beat, and Gen. Coningsmark who since he took these Suburbs hath seized on other passes and ways by force or craft, and intends to block it up round, and he is gone to Staden, and arms all he can. They have sent to their States of the Empire for assistance. An Ambassador from Muscovy past here last week with about 30 followers towards the Hague. Cowes 4 May. The English ships met ten sail of French near the Conquet, took 5 and pursued the rest, The Brest pirates are rife abroad, who lately took an English ship bound for Morlem laden with Linen cloth for London. Yesterday Gen. Blake with the English Fleet was under sail in Stoaks Bay, and put forth to Sea, towards the Downs, some in Portsmouth will suddenly be ready to follow them. Deale 4 May. Here are arrived a great number of our English men of War, more are expected tomorrow; the general Rendezvous is to be suddenly here in the Downs of the whole fleet. Gen. Pen is expected to meet them here. There are many Merchants ships here, but loath as yet to go out without a convoy until the Dutch Letters of Mart are come in. A ship called Anancino belonging to the Merchants of Genoa, and an Hollander called the Pelican coming from Lisbon and Cadise have been cast away by storm in the Sicilian Sea, with 15 tons of gold. The French are preparing at Toulon 6 ships of war, & 6 Galleys to relieve Rosa. Ships are making ready at Rochel and in Brittany to join with them, but they fear the English will keep them in. The Peace between the English and the Dutch, and Danes, made alterations in the Assembly at Regensburg, where the Earl of Montecuculi is arrived from Sweadland, with a message to far from pleasing, as hath caused them to rise, and he is returning back to Sweadland by Hamburg. Upsala 8 April, It is now like to be long before my Lord Ambassador Whitlock returns, for he hath concluded the Peace in behalf of England with the Queen of Sweden, to as much her and their joy, as ours. The Articles are all agreed and engrossing fair to be sealed and delivered on both sides, whereby you, and we, and all the world may see how the Lord doth wonderfully own England's late Government and that her alterations and now settlement is of God; The Queen professeth she is glad to see it accomplished before she lays down her Crown. It is thought that the Ceremonies of the Prince Palatine's Coronation will be about June or July next, after which the Queen will take possession of the Isle of Ocland, and other Lands that were given to him for his maintenance as Heir apparent of the Crown, which he is to return to her upon her demission of the Government, all other Estates wherewith she hath gratified divers Noblemen of the Court, are likewise to be restored to her. The Earl Magnum de la Gardie hath already surrendered the Isle of Orsel to her, worth 100000 Livers per an. Here are 40 men of war ready and 30000 Swedes. By Letters from the Hague in Holland is advertised, that on the (7 May, that is) 27 April on the English account, the States General received an express from their Ambassadors in England, with the Ratification of Peace subscribed OLIVER. P. sealed with the great Seal of Engl. in a silver and guilt box. The 28 April it was appointed to be proclaimed, and the Lords States concluded a Thanksgiving day to be kept with great expressions of joy. The 27 April, An Envoy from the great Duke of Muscovy (that is the Emperor of Russia) with about 20 followers came to the Hague desiring audience by the States General. Dover 4 May, There hath been a great uproar at St. Mallo in France upon the loss of their ships lately taken by the English, they have barbarously assaulted the English Merchants and Factors in their houses, plundered their goods, and wounded some of them; the King hearing of it sent orders presently to command the English to be protected. We have a squadron of ships gone that way. There were lately two Spanish Frigates in a storm put into the little Sea near Guienna, sent some men ashore to steal some Cattle, which the people discovering fell on them, killed two and forced the rest to swim for their lives, and by the help of some Vessels they still pursued, and the next morning assaulted the Spaniards, and though they were well armed, yet in a short time possessed themselves of both their Frigates, We hear that an Ambassador from the King of Spain is arrived at Paris, whereupon it is suspected there are great endeavours for a peace between those two Crowns. It is believed that the French King will shortly marry after his anointing and Coronation, as some are busy to persuade him to match with the Pope's Niece, & others with others from Italy, and other parts. Some have been so bold, as to offer him the late King of England's daughter; but neither she, nor her Mother, nor Brother Charles, are like to stay long in France. Deputies have been several times with the King from the Protestants in France, about their privileges; to whom he hath lately shown much favour, which hath brought much joy to them but the Jesuits are exceedingly troubled at it. This day His Highness the Lord Protector sate with his Council, and they were private upon weighty business. Paris 1 May. On Sunday last, the Watermen of the Parish of St Paul's, went to the Lord Chancellor to demand their Curate, who by the Jesuits' instigation was apprehended for Preaching Sedition, threatening, That if he was not set free and restored to his place, they would set on fire all the houses of those Wolves (the Jesuits) that seek to worry him. The Chancellor admonished them to take heed, how they attempt any such thing, and promised them, That he would acquaint the King with their demands. Those of Sorbonne, and most of the Curates of this City, have met together, and resolved, That no Jesuit, nor any other Monk shall be permitted to Preach in their Parishes. The King gave an Ordinance, signed by his own hand to Monsieur De Beaumont, Governor of St. Germans, to receive some moneys of the Superintendent, or chief Master of the Exchequer; he showed it to Monsieur Serpiant the said Master of Exchequer, who told him, That he neither knew that writing, nor the hand that had subscribed it. Report hereof was made to the King, who the same day demanded of him himself, whether he knew not the hand that subscribed that Ordinance, which to his Majesty he could not deny, whereupon the King asked him, Why he did then refuse to pay it; his answer was, That there was no monies in His Majesty's Coffers: His Majesty told him, That he knew there was money enough for that, and how it should be disposed of: And Cardinal Mazarin, who indeed was the cause of his not receiving it, seeing the, King so earnest upon his Interest, and fearing his favour by the King, the said Beaumont was paid. Here is talk of Propositions for a Truce with Spain for ten years. Three days since, the King, Queen, and Duke D' Anjou did sup together, and that evening His Majesty did dance the great Ballet, where the late Queen of England, and Charles Stuart her Son were present, but Mazarin was not there. Turin, 25 April, 1654. The Marshal De Grancey is gathering of his forces together, who are to be 330 foot companies, and 120 Troops of horse, besides the 3000 Irish who are quartered in Dauphine, and as many French raised by way of recruits, and a thousand Savoyards, whom the Duke of Savoy levies now, to add to his former forces. According to the order, the said Marshal hath received from the King of France, every Troop of Horse is to be of 46 men, with the Officers, and the Foot companies 40. La Bassee, 3 May. The Lorrain forces, still quartered a league off of this place, are preparing to march to their rendezvous, as soon as they hear that Duke Francis is arrived at Brussels. The Archduke Leopold hath likewise commanded all the Spanish forces in Flanders to march to their rendezvous. Paris, 29 April alias 9 May. The 4 instant, Don Francisco Cotinho, the Portugal Ambassador here, had audience of their Majesties, to whom he imparted the news of a victory the Portugal fleet hath gotten upon the Hollanders in Brazil; and of the taking of Reclif from them with other adjacent places. The Marquis Pallavicini, the Commonwealth of Genoa's Envole here had likewise audience that day of their Majesties, and the Italian Comedy acted again, that night before them. The fifth, their Majesties, with the King's Brother, the Cardinal, and all the Court, went from hence for Fountainbleau, whither, having dined at Essone, they arrived that night. If John Eveley of Stourton, in the County of Wilis, be yet living in this Nation, let him know, That his Father is dead, and unless he appear to claim and possess the Living of his deceased Father, his distressed Wife and Children, will be owner thereof, and suffer extremity. And all friends and Acquaintances of his, to whose hands this may come, are desired to acquaint him herewith. This day the Lord Ambassador of the King of Spain had audience by His Highness at Whitehall, whither he was attended by Sir Oliver Fleming, Master of the Ceremonies, in his Highness's Coach. There is a groundless report of Mr. John Lilburne being tried and executed at Jersey; where indeed he is prisoner. But that he hath been executed or tried, is false. His Highness and Council are about settling the Government of Jersey, because all the Jurates (except only one) have been lately turned out, and the Judge there cannot sit without seven, at the least; so that at present there is no jurisdiction for a Court to sit there. And this is not any thing relating to Mr. Lilburn, when it is done, but for settling the Government of the Island. Edinburgh, 3 May. General Monk, hath had meetings with a Council of Officers, and we are in preparations against the forces from England come, to be ready to march into the Field after Col. Morgan, who hath so frighted the enemy in the Hills, that they durst not venture to come out, but have found a way through to the Hills to get Provisions, which we wonder how they came by. Middleton hath, we hear, sent a Messenger to the Islands, to double their Guards. Some Scotch Towns have made stay of a few passengers, but not considerable: We have taken a few Country people that were going towards the Hills. There hath been great plunderings in the North of Scotland: There hath been lately no considerable actions, but two or three small skirmishes with parties. General Blake is with the Fleet in the Downs; Letters from Spain and France, both say they are afraid of them. General Pen is near ready to return to the Fleet. The business of the Law goes on a pace, which will be to the great ease of the Nation in regulating the course of the Law, that it may be with much Justice, Ease, and Speed. The Dutch have had Peace proclaimed, and a day of Thanksgiving kept. There is Extant, A brief Explication of the last 50 Psalms, by David Dickson. Sold by Tho. Johnson at the Golden Key in Paul's Churchyard. Lost out of a Meadow from Mr. Satter of Ashton in Parish in Northamptonshire, on Thursday 20 April, 1654, One brown Gelding, about seven years old, with a little Blaze down the Forehead, and a white stripe on the Nose, two white Rings about the bottom of his Ears, one black Eye and the other white, and three white Feet; he had all his Paces excellent well, Hand-Gallop: Whosoever shall bring tidings either to Mr. Satter , or to Mr. King at the Rose in Smithfield, near the Sheep-pens, London, shall have 40 s. for their pains. There was yesterday a white Bag with divers Papers and Writings in it, lost as it is supposed, upon the way between Stratford Langton in Essex, and Moor-gate, London: If the same be found and brought by any person to Mr. Carter's house at the lower-end of Aldermanbury, London, there shall be good content given to the party for finding and bringing thereof.

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From Monday January. 30. to Monday, February. 6. 1654 The last week we gave an account of the Lord Ambassador Whitlock's first audience, and speech to her Majesty of Sweden, what further passed and was then omitted (wanting room) of her Majesties present Reply to the Lord Ambassador, and some other transactions, take now as followeth. After my Lord Ambassador had done his speech, the Queen answered him presently in the Swedish Language, which my Lord Lagerfield interpreted in Latin, to this effect, That she esteemed it a very great honour that the Parliament had been pleased to send an Ambassador to her, especially a person of his Excellencies condition, and that she herself would take care during his abode here, that not the least injury should be offered either to him or to his Company; and that she hoped in her Government there should be no cause or doubt of the contrary; That as his person was very acceptable to her, so was the business which he had imparted; in the transaction whereof she should manifest the affection she bore to the Commonwealth, and her desire not only to renew former alliance between them, but to enter into a nearer union than heretofore; that she was glad of these blessings which the Commonwealth had received in their peace and settlement; and wished the continuance thereof to them. She thanked his Excellency for his civilities to her, and for his acceptance of such entertainment as the place would afford; and that she was sorry it was not answerable to his quality, and to the respect she bore to the Commonwealth whom He served; but desired he would take it in good part, and told his Excellency he was very welcome to her Court. After she had done, his Excellency spake to her Majesty in French, that there were two of his Sons, and other Gentlemen in his Company, that much desired the Honour of kissing her Majesty's hand, if she pleased to permit it; which she readily did to those whom His Excellency appointed, which were 18. After that Ceremony passed, the Queen spake to his Excellency in French, desiring him to excuse the ill treatment by the way in his journey, those places far off not being furnished for entertaining such a person as His Excellency was, and so attended. She was likewise sorry that this place would not afford such accommodation as were fit for His Excellency, and wished she might have entertained Him at Stockholm, where it would have been better. His Excellency answered, that He was sorry for the occasion of her Majesty's remove from that place, and that he had received many favours, both in his journey, and here by her Command, for which he returned thanks to her Majesty, and would acquaint the Parliament therewith. She then excused her Habit, saying she had been ill, which cause her to put herself into the dress of her Chambers, in which she chose to appear thus publicly, rather than to disappoint his Excellency of audience; and that she hoped they should have time and opportunity enough to discourse together. His Excellency then took his leave of her Majesty, who was very civil and courteous to him, and to all his Company. His Excellency was brought back to his Lodging with as much ceremony as He went to Court. The Ryx Marshal and the two Senators supped with his Excellency, it being the custom for such to be at the last meal that Ambassadors are entertained at by the Queen. At supper those Senators told his Excellency it was their manner in this Country for them to begin a Health to the Superiors of the Ambassador, and to himself; but they understanding that it was against his Excellency's principles, either to pledge or begin any health, they did therefore forbear, and not out of any disrespect, either to his spectators or himself. The next day in the morning being Saturday, his Excellency sent to visit the Spanish Resident, who had sent twice to him before, and also his Coach to accompany him to Town. In the afternoon he came himself to visit his Excellency, and made many Protestations of his readiness to serve the Commonwealth of England, to whom he knew his Master did bear a great respect. On Monday the twenty sixth afternoon my Lord had private audience for above two hours, with the Queen herself, no person else with them. On the 29 his Excellency was admitted again to her Majesty's presence, with whom he was alone near 3 hours together It was his Lordship's wonder, to hear a Lady discourse so of public affairs, and of the interests of all the States and Princes of Christendom, which such knowledge and judgment as she did. His Excellency hath been visited by both the Spanish and French Agents, and by the Ryx Hoffuraster of Denmark, by the Ryx Marshal of Sweden, by Court Tole, Monsieur Vanderlain, and Mr. Bond Senators, Court Tort, and Monsieur Banniere. Some of their visits his Excellency hath already required. The 19 instant Col. Daniel Governor of St. Johnstone having intelligence that the enemy were in or about Dunket, sent out 100 Dragoons under the command of Cap. Lieut. Ashley of Col. Twistleton's Regiment, who came very near the Town undiscovered, and the Forlorn fell in with two of their scouts, they made some resistance at the Barricade, but our few Dragoons beat them thence, entered the Town, and killed 6 or 7 at the entrance: Our Forlorn went in the mean time to the other end of the Town, and pursued them that (upon the Alarm) got away towards the Hills and passages betwixt the Town and Blaire, and there were seven of them killed; many had the states mark and most of Athol's Troopers made Footmen, they brought 50 Horse with them, and 7. prisoners of Athol's Regiment, also many Carbines, Cloaks, Boots, and other things belonging to them, and had they not escaped to the woods and crags which are at the very Town's end, there had been more in our custody. Athol was there himself, and I believe this will be a great obstruction to his Levies. he had about 100. or 150 Foot with him, most of whom got to the Hills, the Horse pursued them about two miles beyond the Town, a wounded There was one of Col. Twistleton's own Troop killed, some of the prisoners confess the Wogan was run through the shoulder at Drummond, and lies at Weims. Captain Kilsmore's Lieut: and Captain Kerr did kill each other, both of them at one instant firing together at 4 yards distance with both their Blunderbusses, and fell both from their Horses immediately. Mr. Feake and Mr. Simpson were this day carried prisoners to Windsor Castle. By Letters from Cap. Mill aboard the Falmouth Frigate, came as followeth. The 16 instant the Paul Middleburgh, and we were altogether, the 17 day we having 3 several chases lost each other, and have not met to this day. The 18 instant I fell foul with 4 Brest men of War, of which Beech was one, with his flag in his main top, which gave chase to 4 small Vessels bound for Rochel from Barstable, laden with Herrings and Coals, with which men of War I did engage some six hours, some 25 Leagues southwest of Scilly, and put them to flight, and saved those small Vessels from their hands. Yesterday I fell foul of one Smith of Brest, which had with him a Vessel of Plymouth, (One Parret Master) bound for Barbados, which he had in possession four days, which said Vessel I did redeem, and took in him 17 French men belonging to the said Smith, which said Vessel of Plymouth, I have this day sent thither. Also this day I came up with 9 stout Merchant ships of France, which came from Marseilles, bound for St. Mallow, but could do no good on them. By Letters from Bordeaux we hear, that notwithstanding the Amnistia (or general pardon granted to the City, there hath been many of the Citizens, which have suffered some by imprisonment, others in their Estates, and some with their lives; in the mean time there is but little Trade; although the Plague doth now afflict, and until the Seas are more free, a foreign Trade cannot be expected of any consequence. From Provence we hear that the States of that Province assembled at Bagnelle is broke up, having determined to maintain some regiments of foot for the King's service, and some considerable sums of money is by them granted for the payment of the Soldiery. From St Menehould, there is a strong party sent by the Governor towards the Counts of Liege; and the Irish that were here are also sent thither, the same being upon certain information, that the Prince of Conde, and the Duke of Lorrain's forces, intend to settle themselves there. The Earle of Merib is gone from Clermont to confer with the Prince of Conde, and to know what he is to trust to, seeing that the Spring being near at hand he is fearful of a Siege, being already bestraightened in some sort, which maketh their Provisions and the Ammunitions somewhat scarce: The Castles of Nienna and Landres being likewise blocked up; which doth hinder much their relief and supplies from their friends, which is within a little distance of Stanay. The third instant, arrived to this City the Duke of Longueville who went the next day to the Court, and very well received of their Majesties. The same day the King and the Cardinal went to St Maur, and there took the pleasure of hunting, and being gone to some other places, returned thither the fifth day: The Prince of Condi is not yet come and in regard there hath been so many words spoken about it; therefore we shall say no more at present. There is nothing from Catalonia at present, both parties being gone to Winter-quarters, nothing for matter of action can be expected until the spring be come. From Regensburgh: The Emperor being earnestly solicited by the Agent for the Elector of Cullen hath thereupon sent an Order to those Princes and State of the Empire that are near him, that they do without delay assist him with such Forces, and Ammunition, as they have now on for, for the expulsion of the Lorrain, and other foreign Forces who have of late made great devastations in the County of Liege: and those that have not any forces, to assist them with monies. The Swedish Ambassador shows great discontent, by reason that contrary to the pretension of that Crown, the Town of Bremen hath been received into the College of the Free City, which they pretend to be a great prejudice and detriment to their affairs. From Worsania; Upon many Letters passed between the King of Poland, the Tartars and Cossacks at last a Treaty hath been agreed upon on both sides appointed to meet at Kannineck, where after many Propositions made on both sides, it is certainly reported, that they are come to an agreement, whereof at present we can not give you any particulars. From Strasbourg; The siege of Beffort goeth gallantly on, and is thought the besieged will in short time be brought to a surrender. The Elector of Cullen not being satisfied with such fair promises as are made to his Agents at Ratisbone; doth therefore threaten in case he hath not a speedy relief, to crave the assistance of a foreign Prince, and to that end there hath been some meeting with the French Ambassador, who doth not omit to embrace that occasion for the furtherance of that occasion. Dalkeith, 26. Jan. One troop of Col. Morgan's Dragoons being relieved, are gone after him in the North; from whom we have not heard since he marched from Aberdeen. The Regiments in Scotland do well approve of the New Government in England, and the Officers generally send in their Addresses, to be sent to his Highness to that purpose; only some few of Maj. Gen. Harrison's late Regiment, chiefly of the Welch Troop, the Quartermaster, and some Soldiers are gone off towards England, and the Chaplain to the Regiment. There was a Shallop built up, and four Guns put into her, to secure Trade in the River Clyde, and prevent the Highlanders falling into Renfrewshire, which they often did before; but there being present no other considerable Vessel to assist, (as we expected) three of four days agone one Lieutenant Col. Harriet, with some Boats from the Loughs in the Hills, surprised the Vessel. A Lieutenant of General Monk's Regiment, and seven or eight other (most Officers) were lately taken near Falkirk, by a party, and carried to the Hills. Colonel Humphrey's Troop is come to Musleborough: We expect the other two Regiments. Newcastle, 28 Jan. The Wetwang, and the Newcastle Frigate have each of them brought in hither a prize, 2 Dutch Capers of 6 Guns a piece, and 100 prisoners, 50 in each. We are here full of Dutch prisoners. Plymouth, 30 Jan. This morning news is come from Dartmouth, that a great Fleming is put on shore, having on board her only one dead man, being killed by a shot, the rest of the Company forsaking her. Some Canary ships arrived at Falmouth, and 4 ships from Mallago at this Port. The Lord Protector and his Council have passed an Ordinance, appointing a Committee for the Army, and Treasurers at War, with full power and authority in full and ample manner, to all intents and purposes, as the former Committee had. The Names of the Committee are these following, viz. John Clark, Edward Cludd, Richard Lucy, Rich: Horseman, James Phillips, Edward Gill, John Hildesley, Jervas Bennett, Esquires; Captain Adam Baines, or any three more of them; And John Blackwell the younger, and Richard Dean, Esqs; to be Treasurers at War. Ordered by his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Council, That Tho: Rand, William Palmer, Robert Yarborrow, Nehemiah Rawson, William Harvey, William Welby, Esquires, and the Mayor of Lincoln for the time being, be added to the Commissioners for the Monthly Assessment within the County of Lincoln. Philip Stansby for the County of Dorset. The Mayor of Banbury for the time being, for the County of Oxon; And Christopher Peircebay, Esquire, and Sir Robert Berwick, Knight, for the County of York. The Lord Mayor and Aldermen of London having invited his Highness the Lord Protector to Dinner, on such a day as his Highness would please to appoint, his Highness hath nominated Wednesday next to be the day for that purpose, and great Preparations are now already making for that Feast. We have had nothing from Holland since Monsieur Bevering came the last Week, and Reports the consent of the Province of Holland to the terms agreed on, He is very confident the other Provinces will likewise accord, and send their Deputies to that purpose hither speedily. In the mean time our Fleet are putting out to Sea, and there are already gone out from Portsmouth above 50 stout men of War with General Penne, and General Blake is gone out with about 20 more to join with them, and more are sitting apace daily. A Declaration to his Highness the Lord Protector, from the Generals at Sea, and Commander of the Fleet, as followeth. That these Nations of England, Scotland, and Ireland, having been for some years like the Bush which burned, but is not consumed: And though the Nations round about us stand gazing on to see us made a desolation, as well as a hissing unto them; yet we are hitherto by the mighty power of the Lord, and his wonderful outgoings amongst us, made rather and astonishment in our preservation, than a reproach, by our ruin and devastation. In which great work of the Lord, we acknowledge with thankfulness Your Highness hath been a glorious Instrument; and hath undergone many hardships, and hazard of all that was near and dear unto you, even to life itself, and understanding by Providence Your Highness is entrusted with, and hath accepted of the protection of this Commonwealth in the Government thereof. We hope that the Lord intends a settlement of Peace to these poor distracted Nations; and that ourselves with all the People of the Lord shall enjoy and partake of the same under Your Highness's protection, according to the Rule of the Lord Jesus. And therefore we have thought it necessary as a duty incumbent on us to declare, that we shall willingly be obedient, and faithful to your Highness, in performance of Your great Trust, and also in the utmost hazard of our Lives, (with what else is near and dear unto us) be serviceable unto You, in the station the Lord hath placed You, against Yours, and the Commonwealth's Enemies in our several places, and capacities, during our employments. And having good testimony of Your great Affection, and earning Bowels after the weal of God's People, we are emboldened and encouraged in all humility to make this following Address. That Your Highness will be pleased to have a more special eye of favour unto them above all others, in regard they are near and dear unto him, who is Lord of Lords, and King of Kings, even our Lord Jesus. For which cause he is not ashamed to call them Brethren; And do humbly apprehend that their Privileges will be Your Privilege. And to count of them as of your greatest Jewels, which will doubtless turn to your great advantage. And hereby you will for time to come not only engage their hearts unto You, who in times past have not stood at a distance from You, But Your Highness will also engage the great Jehovah, Your and their Father to be a refuge, shield and defence unto You as well as an everlasting rest for You, when all the storms of this Commonwealth shall cease, which is, and shall be the unfeigned prayers of, Your Highness's most humble and faithful Servants, Signed by the Generals and the several Commanders present in the Fleet. Paris 7th of February 1654. stilo novo. There is a great alteration now made in the perception of the Taxes and Imposts, there being new Offices made, and new Officers created, where old ones are put out of service: And among many remarkable things, it is to be wondered, that many Protestants are admitted to places of some honour, and more profit. There is now at present in this City the Earl of Harcourt his Secretary, and one from the Marshal Seneterre; therefore now a Treaty is in hand concerning the Agreement between the Court and the said Earl touching Alsatia, there hath been some progress made in it, but nothing agreed upon. During this Treaty the siege of Beffort goeth on with as much gallantry as may be expected, considering the season, and the great opposition of the Besieged, who neither spare valour or labour in the defence of that place. The Marshal la Ferte is daily seen in the Trenches, thereby to animate the Soldiers; so that it is expected in a short time you will hear of the surrender of that place. The great preparations made at Toulon goeth on, and it is variously reported to what intent it is; for some will have it for to get the mastery of the Seas in the Straits; others will have it only in part that way; and the other part to be sent to the aid of the Venetian State; but some who do think themselves wisest, believe that it doth run upon the old design for Naples; and for a confirmation of the same, it is observed that the Duke of Guise doth make money at all hands, having sold and pawned such things whereby to raise a very considerable sum of moneys, and we do hear that he is to go from hence within this month as out of this more by the next. The Pope seemeth to be very busy about the making a general peace between us and Spain, and the other Allies, and to that end we are told of an extraordinary Nuncio that is now on his journey hither; another being also sent into Spain: Our Ambassador from Rome is to be here the next week, and now all things are ready for the dancing of the great Ballet, which will be between this and Shrove Tuesday and for the consecrating of the young King it will not be so soon as was expected. From Italy and parts adjacent. From Rome, The Nuncio which is to go for Spain hath been consecrated Patriarch of Jerusalem, and is commanded to make himself ready to depart from thence to Spain. He is to make overtures of Peace between the two Crowns, that so there may be a general peace in Christendom, and that in case he findeth any inclination in those two Princes, that then he will further it to the uttermost, and speedily sent two Legates, the one in France, the other in Spain. From Naples, There are very great preparations making for the Cavalcade of our new Vice King; and the Nobility and Gentry make vast expenses, that they may be seen in a gallant Equipage on that day, which is therefore put off to a longer time; that so those that are to be there, may not pretend to have too little time. Upon the several complaints made by the Citizens, of some wicked persons, who daily committed many areas great Insolences, and after that take Sanctuary in the Churches and Convents; therefore the Vice King hath sent to the Cardinal Trivultio (who doth now in the vacancy of Ambassador's act for Spain) that he may complain of it to the Pope, who thereupon hath sent Letters to the Cardinal Filomarini, That he may no longer protect such Rogues, but that he may suffer them to be delivered into the hands of Justice, there to answer for those heinous crimes whereof they stand charge. From Venice thus, We have received Letters from Constantinople by way of Ragusa, which advise us, That the Great Bashaw being returned there with 30 Galleys, was at first well received by the Great Turk, and his Council, but coming to give an account of his Summers Expedition, he was found guilty in many respects, for not having discharged that Trust reposed in him; and thereupon was condemned to die, which was executed accordingly. They do prepare great Forces to be landed in Candia, to try if they shall after many year's wars become Masters of that fair Island: We are likewise making very great preparations both by Sea and Land, and to that end, no cost is spared to make it ready with all speed possible. Rotterdam the first of February. Our Country here is full of joy for the peace we conceive will now be certainly concluded with your Commonwealth, since we hear that the Lord Beverning is sent into England with the ratification of the Province of Holland, in the mean time that the rest of the Provinces are to meet to ratify the same likewise, which will be March first as our Occurrences tells us before they can all get together. We are no less overjoyed to hear that the Treaty is so handsomely decided as they say it is, to the great honour of our Provinces, and the reputation of our Commissioners, and to the good liking and content of the States General, who are met at the Hague about it, to come to a final conclusion. But yet there are many honest and faithful Patrons amongst us, that are of the opinion it were better to prosecute the War with vigour against England and that the labour and the success we should have had would in the end have been more honourable and profitable, than what we can expect from this Treaty of Peace. All Adventurers for Lands in Ireland are desired to take notice, that the day for drawing of Lots for Baronies (being formerly appointed to be on Thursday the 9th of this instant February 1653.) is now by the Committee for Claims for Lands in Ireland (in regard of some special occasions ) ordered and appointed to be at Grocers hall London, on Thursday the 23 instant Feb. and to begin at 8 of the clock in the forenoon of the same day. Will. Tibbs, Clerk Newcastle Feb. 1. For news we have very little, only that which we suppose you have heard of, The intercepting a great many Letters that came from the Scottish Cavaliers, to the Malignant party here, but they were by a person of honour sent up to his Highness. The truth is, there is such continual meetings of the Cavaliers, that any may judge without the intercepting Letters, they have great designs in hand; Here is much doings about the Quakers; they were at a place called Hasington Sabbath day, and as they were speaking to the Minister, the Country people fell upon them, and abused them very much, almost killed one or two; but going out falling upon their knees, seeking to God to forgive them, saying, they knew not what they did, and afterward speaking to them, many of the people were so convinced of the Evil they had done in beating of them, that returning back to the residue of the people that was on the Green in the Town, begging to accuse one another, as the occasion of beating those Men who had done them no hurt, nor opposed the Minister till he had done, and the Minister being earnestly pressed to go and discourse with them, and he refusing, this discourse went so high, that the Townsmen generally went to go by the Ears, and did so exceedingly beat one another, that such a fight hath not been seen. There was very few that went home without their faces or head broken. From the Isle of Wight February 3. Our Fleet hath now set sail, and put to Sea from St. Helens point, they are divided in three Squadrons, but are not at so great distance but that upon any occasion they can soon join into one entire body, there being Scouts appointed, who are to give notice upon any appearance of the Enemy. From Deal, February 2. Here are little news at present; a good number of Ships bound to the Southward, as also for several Ports of France, are gone from hence and from Dover. The French Picaroons do still haunt about these parts, and are often seen, and as soon as any of our ships set sail to give them chase, they get their own Coast before he can come up to them, there being two at present who are riding in Calice Road, Edinburgh Feb. 1. Col. Morgan marching from Aberdeen with 14 Companies of Foot, and 8 Troops of Horse and Dragoons towards the Enemy, Glencairn and Kenmore the same day went out of Murrayland towards the Hills, they burnt all the Lord Lothan's land (the Lord Brodie's uncle) because he kept his house out against them in the late infall into the Earl of Athol's quarters at Dunkel: There was killed one Capt. Robertson, one Capt. Hunter, (a young Laird) who attended Athol) the Laird of Baillachan, Maj. Mercer run into the Body with a Tuck, and through the Arm; it's believed he will not live; there were about 20 more slain and desperately wounded. The 23 instant Athol had a Rendezvous of the Country at a place called Catrane 2 or 3 miles Northeast from Dunkel but had very slender appearance. Sir Arthur Forbs and Wogan lie ill of their wounds at Weems, Wogan is not likely to recover. Col. Hume with about 16 more out of the Merch or Berwickshire are this week gone to join with those in the Hills. PANTHEOLOGIA, or the sum of practical Divinity practised in the Wilderness, and delivered by our Saviour in his Sermon on the Mount, being observed on the 4, 5, 6, 7. Chapters of St. Matthew. By Tho. White Minister of God's word at Anne Aldersgate, London. Printed for Joseph Cranford at the sign of the Phnix in St. Paul's Churchyard. The Holy Order, or Fraternity of Mourners in Sion, whereunto is added songs in the Night, or Cheerfulness under Affliction, By J. H. B. N. Printed for Nath. Brooks at the Angel in Cornhill. The false Jew; being a true Relation of one Thomas Ramsey, who came from Rome, and was baptized at London, and afterwards baptized at Hexham by Mr. Tillam, but found at Newcastle to be a Cheat: sold by R. Tomlins at the Sun in Pie-corner: Also an Answer to the false Jew, intituled Banners of Love; Written by Tho. Tilham, newly published, and sold at the sign of Sir John Oldcastle in Pie -corner. One bay Nag, with a little star in the forehead, about fourteen handful high, which goeth wide behind, hath all his paces, about eight year old. And one sorrel mare with a in the forehead, about fourteen handful high also, which trotteth, and five years old, both stolen (on Monday night January 30 last) from Mr Radbrook Minister of Solihull in Warwickshire, who so shall bring news of them or either of them to John Saywell Stationer at the Greyhound in little Brixton without Aldersgate, London, or the party from whom they were stolen, shall have good satisfaction. This is licensed and entered according to Order

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A description of the great Feast made for his Highness the Lord Protector at Grocers' Hall London. Divers Letters intercepted from the Highlanders in Scotland, directed to their friends in the North of England with some orders of the Lord Protector and his Council. Letters from our Fleet at sea. And Van Trump's conducting out 200 sail of Merchants ships towards Spain, Portugal, and other parts. The beheading of the great Bashaw, and some proceedings of the States of Holland, and the other Provinces. The taking away the ships at sea, and letters from Ireland. From the North we understand by Letters that a squadron of the Dutch men of war are gone Northwards, and young Trump's said to be their Admiral. It is thought they expect some Merchant ships home that way, and are conducting others out. Three Dutch prizes are lately brought into Newcastle, and one into Lieth in Scotland, yet are there many Picaroons and Freebooters to and fro upon these coasts, and on Monday last they took an English vessel laden with salt and other commodities. The Lord Protector and his Council have passed an Ordinance, appointing a Committee for the Army, and Treasurers at War, with full power and authority in full and ample manner, to all intents and purposes, as the former Committee had. The names of the Committee are theses following, viz. John Clerk, Edward Gludd, Richard Lucy, Richard Horseman, James Philips, Edward Gill, John Hildesley, Jervas Bennet Esquires; captain Adam Bains, or any three or more of them; and John Blackwell the younger, and Richard Dean Esquires, to be Treasurers at War. Ordered by his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Council, That Tho Rand, William Palmer, Robert Yarborow, Nehemiah Rauson, William Harvey, William Welby, Esquires, and the Mayor of Lincoln for the time being, be added to the Commissioners for the Monthly Assessment within the County of Lincoln. Philip Stansby for the county of Dorset; the Mayor of Banbury for the time being for the county of Oxon; and Christopher Piercehay Esq. And Sir Robert Berwicke Knight, for the county of York. A Declaration to his Highness the Lord Protector, from the Generals at sea, and Commanders of the fleet, as follows. For his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland. The Declaration, with the humble Address of the Generals, and the several Commanders present in the Fleet, by them severally subscribed. That these Nations of England, Scotland and Ireland, having been for some years like the Bush which burned, but is not consumed: And though the Nations round about us, stand gazing on to see us made a desolation, as well as a hissing unto them; yet we are hitherto by the mighty power of the Lord, and his wonderful outgoings amongst us, made rather an astonishment in our preservation, than a reproach by our ruin and devastation. In which great work of the Lord, we acknowledge with thankfulness your Highness hath been a glorious instrument, and hath undergone many hardships, and hazard of all that was near and dear unto you, even to life itself; and understanding by Providence your Highness is entrusted with, and hath accepted of the Protection of this Commonwealth in the Government thereof; We hope that the Lord intends a settlement of Peace to these poor distracted Nations; and that ourselves, with all the People of the Lord shall enjoy and partake of the same under your Highness' Protection, according to the rule of the Lord Jesus. And therefore we have thought it necessary as a duty incumbent on us to declare, That we shall willingly be obedient and faithful to your Highness, in performance of your great Trust, and also in the utmost hazard of our lives (with what else is near and dear unto us) be serviceable unto you, in the station the Lord hath placed you, against your and the Commonwealth's enemies in our several places and capacities, during our employments. And having had good testimony of your great affection and earning bowels after the weal of God's people, we are emboldened and encouraged in all humility to make this following Address. That your Highness will be pleased to have a more special eye of favour unto them above others, in regard they are near and dear unto him, who is the Lord of Lords, and King of Kings even our Lord Jesus. For which cause he is not ashamed to call them Brethren; And do humbly apprehend, that their privileges will be your privilege. And to count of them as your greatest jewels, which will doubtless turn to your great advantage. And hereby you will for time to come, not only engage their hearts unto you, who in times past have not stood at a distance from you; but your Highness will also engage the great Jehovah, your and their Father be a refuge, shield, and defence unto you, as well as an everlasting rest for you, when all the storms of this Commonwealth shall cease, which is, and shall be the unfeigned prayers of, Signed by the Generals and the several Commanders present in the Fleet. Paris, the 7th of February, 1654 stilo novo. There is a great alteration made in the perception of the Taxes and Imposts, there being new Offices made, and new Officers created, where old ones are put out of service: and among many remarkable things, it is to be wondered, that many Protestants are admitted to places of some honour, and more profit: There is now at present in this City, the Earl of Harcourt his secretary, and one from the Marshal Seneterre; therefore now a Treaty is in hand concerning the Agreement between the Court and the said Earl touching Alsatia, there hath been some progress made in it, but nothing agreed upon. During this Treaty, the siege of Beffort goeth on with as much gallantry as may be expected, considering the season, and the great opposition of the besieged, who neither spare valour nor labour in the defence of that place. The Marshal La Ferte is daily seen in the Trenches, which very much doth animate, and encourage the Soldiers; so that it is expected in a short time you will hear of the surrender of that place. The great preparations made at Toulon goeth on, and it is variously reported to what intent it is; for some will have it for to get the mastery of the Seas in the Straits; others will have it only in part that way; and the other part to be sent to the aid of the Venetian State but some who do think themselves wisest, believe that it doth run upon the old design for Naples; and for a confirmation of the same, it is observed that the Duke of Guise doth make money at all hands, having sold and pawned such things whereby to raise a very considerable sum of moneys, and we do hear that he is to go from hence within this Month: but of this more by the next. The Pope seemeth to be very busy about making a general peace between us and Spain, and the other Allies; and to that end, we hear of an extraordinary Nuncio that is now on his journey hither, another being also sent into Spain: Our Ambassador from Rome is to be here the next week; and now all things are ready for the dancing of the great Ballet, which will be between this and Shrove Tuesday: and for the consecrating of the young King, it will not be so soon was expected. The last Post from Scotland, brings this further intelligence; That on the 23 of January, Athol had a Rendezvous of the Country at a place called Cairane 2 or 3 miles Northeast from Dunkel but had very slender appearance. Sir Arthur Forbs and Wogan lie ill of their wounds at Weems, Wogan is not like to recover: Colonel Hume with about sixteen more out of the Merch or Berwickshire, are this week gone to join with those in the Hills; and that the enemy having advertisement that Morgan was marched from Aberdeen with 14 Companies of Foot, and 8 Troops of Horse and Dragoons towards them Glencarn and Kenmore the same day went out of Murra yland, towards the Hills, and burnt all the Lord Lotham's land (the Lord Brodie's Uncle) because he kept his house out against them in the late infall into the Earl of Athol's quarters at Dunkel: There was killed one Capt. Robertson, one Captain Hunter (a young Laird who attended Athol) the Laird of Baillachan, Major Mercer run into the body with a Tuck, and through the arm; it's believed he will not live, and about 20 more slain and desperately wounded. There came likewise further intelligence from the Navy, certifying that our Fleet hath now set sail, and put to sea from St. Helen's point, they are divided in three squadrons, but are not at so great distance but that upon any occasion they can soon join into one entire body, there being Scouts appointed, who are to give notice upon any appearance of the enemy. From Venice thus, We have received Letters from Constantinople by way of Ragusa, which advise us, That the great Bashaw being returned there with 30 Galleys, was at first well received by the great Turk and his Council, but coming to give an account of his Summer's expedition, he was found guilty in many respects, for not having discharged that Trust reposed in him; and thereupon was condemned to die, which was executed accordingly. They do prepare great Forces to be landed in Candia, to try if they shall after many years' wars, become Masters of that fair island. We are likewise making very good preparations both by Sea and Land, and to that end, no cost is spared to make it ready with all speed possible. The last Post from Newcastle brings intelligence, that there is little news in those parts, save only the intercepting a great many Letters that came from the Scottish Cavaliers to the Malignant party here, but they were by a person of honour sent up to His Highness. The truth is, there is such continual meetings of the Cavaliers, that any may judge without the intercepting they have great designs in hand. Here is much doings about the Quakers, they were at a place called Hasington on a Sabbath day, and as they were speaking to the Minister, the Country people fell upon them, and abused them very much, almost killed one or two; but going out falling upon their knees, seeking to God to forgive them, saying, they knew not what they did, and afterwards speaking to them, many of the people were so convinced of the Evil they had done in beating of them, that returning back to the residue of the people that was on the Green in the Town, begging to accuse one another, as the occasion of beating those men who had done them no hurt, nor opposed the Minister till he had done, and the Minister being earnestly pressed to go and discourse with them, and he refusing, this discourse went so nigh, that the Townsmen generally went to go by the Ears, and did so exceedingly beat one another, that such a fight hath not been seen. There was very few that went home without their faces or head broken. From Deal February the 2. Here are little news at present, a good number of ships bound to the Southward, as also for several Ports of France, are gone from hence, & from Dover. The French Picaroons do still haunt about these parts, and are often seen, and as soon as any of our ships set sail to give them chase, they get their own coast before he can come up to them, there being two at present who are riding in Calice Road. The Lord Mayor and Aldermen of the City of London, have solemnly invited His Highness the Lord Protector and the Council to taste some of their City Delicates, and his Highness hath nominated Wednesday next to be set apart for that purpose, and great preparations are already making for the reception of his Highness and his attendants. From Plymouth we understand, that two of our men of War, chased three Brest men of War, upon the coast of France, but being near unto Harbour, they got away from ours, though not without much difficulty, for we gave them many broadsides, and came near to the boarding of one of them. We had also from some part of our Fleet intelligence, that a Fleet of about 200 sail of Dutch Merchantmen, are gone very lately, they are bound for Spain and for Lisbon in Portugal, but if any of our Fleet meet with them, their journey may be shortened. This day came more Letters from Scotland, which advertised; that since the late fight betwixt the Governor of St. Johnstons, and a party of the Highlanders, whereof you have had a true Relation before, the said Governor sending forth a party to clear the Coast of the Enemy, they met with another party of Athols men of about 60 horse and Dragoons, and after a sharp conflict we killed four, wounded many, took above twenty prisoners, and put the rest to flight. Upon complaint made to the Vice King of Naples, that some wicked persons daily commit outrages and take to Sanctuary to secure them from the Law, he writ to Cardinal Trivultio to certify his Holiness thereof, who returned answer, that such offenders should no longer be protected, but brought to punishment. The Lord Mayor and Aldermen of London having invited His Highness the Lord Protector to dinner at Grocers' Hall; and Wednesday being the day appointed, the several Companies of the said City had warning from the said Lord Mayor to meet at Guild-Hall in their Gowns, and from thence to place themselves according to their superiority in the streets, stretching themselves as far as Temple Bar, to attend His Highness coming by through the City, and for his entertainment there is as great preparations as hath been known for any Feast of late times; I could give you some particulars thereof, but that I love not to anticipate the Intelligence properly belonging to that day whereon it happeneth. From the Downs we hear of Ships going forth to trade for Hamburg and other parts. Several Merchants ships are also come home, and will shortly be in the River Thames. They also hear by some Ships, that we have taken several prizes from the Dutch since the going forth of our Fleet to Sea. From Holyhead thus. The Pirates on this Coast have done much mischief of late, and taken a small vessel or two which used to trade for Ireland, one Capt. Price came into this harbour the last week, and brought in with him a small Irish vessel, she had little in her, but some of the men in her say, that she was a kind of Passage boat, and went often betwixt Ireland and France, she is light and nimble, and could creep in at a small Crick and go away undiscovered. We have little news out of Ireland, only that the engagement to his Highness the Lord Protector and the present government is tendered to the Officers of the Army, and for the generality It is already signed by the major part of them. Here is a great noise of the insurrections of the Highlanders in Scotland, the report is that they exceedingly, but they which are most knowing in these affairs make little of it knowing that they will not stand in the day of battle, and their principals so weak, that there is few knowing men that will hazard themselves upon that account.

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1 That the Supreme Legislative Authority of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland, and the Dominions thereto belonging, shall be, and reside, in One Person, and the People assembled in Parliament; The style of which person shall be Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland. 2 That the exercise of the chief Magistracy and Administration of the Government over the said Countries and Dominions, and the People thereof, shall be in the Lord Protector, assisted with a Council, the number whereof shall not exceed twenty one, nor be less than thirteen. 3 That all Writs, Processes, Commissions, Patents, Grants and other things, which now run in the Name and style of the Keepers of the Liberty of England by Authority of Parliament, shall run in the Name and Style of the Lord Protector, from whom, for the future, shall be derived all Magistracy and Honours in these three Nations; and shall have the power of Pardons, (except in case of Murder and Treason) and benefit of all forfeitures for the public use. And shall govern the said Countries and Dominions in all things by the advice of the Council; and according to these Presents, and the Laws. 4 That the Lord Protector, the Parliament sitting; shall dispose and order the Militia and Forces both by Sea and Land, for the peace and good of the three Nations, by consent of Parliament; And that the Lord Protector, with the advice and consent of the major part of the Council, shall dispose and order the Militia for the ends aforesaid in the Intervals of Parliament. 5 That the Lord Protector by the advice aforesaid shall direct, in all things concerning the keeping and holding of a good correspondence with foreign Kings, Princes and States; and also with the consent of the major part of the Council have the power of War and Peace. 6 hat the Laws shall not be altered, suspended, abrogated, or repealed, nor any new Law made, nor any Tax, Charge, or Imposition laid upon the people, but by common consent in Parliament, save only as is expressed in the thirteenth Article. 7 That there shall be a Parliament summoned to meet at Westminster upon the third day of Septemb. 1654. and that successively a Parliament shall be summoned once in every third year, to be accounted from the dissolution of the preceding Parliament. 8 That neither the Parliament to be next summoned, not any successive Parliaments, shall, during the time of five Months, to be accounted from the day of their first meeting, be adjourned, prorogued or dissolved without their own consent. 9 That as well the next as all other successive Parliaments, shall be summoned, and elected in manner hereafter expressed; That is to say, the persons to be chosen within England, Wales, the Isles of Jersey and Guernsey, and the Town of Berwick upon Tweed, to sit and serve in Parliament, shall be, and not exceed the number of four hundred. The persons to be chosen within Scotland to sit and serve in Parliament shall be, and not exceed, the number of thirty. And the persons to be chosen to sit in Parliament for Ireland, shall be, and not exceed the number of thirty. 10 That the persons to be elected to sit in Parliament from time to time for the several Counties of England, Wales, the Isles of Jersey and Guernsey, and the Town of Berwick upon Tweed and all places within the same respectively, shall be according to the proportions and numbers hereafter expressed, That is to say, For the Town of Bedford 1. For the County of Bedford 5. Abingdon 1. Reading 1. the County of Berks 5. Buckingham 1. Aylesbury1. Wiccomb 1. the County of Bucks 5. Cambridge 1. The University of Cambridge 1. Ely 2. the County of Cambridge 4. Chester 1. the County of Chester 4. Launceston 1. Truro 1. Penrin 1. Eastlow and Westlow 1. the County of Cornwall 8. Carlisle 1. the County of Cumberland 2. Derby 1. the County of Derby 4. Exeter 2. Plymouth 2. Dartmouth, Clifton, and Hardness; 1. Totness; 1. Barnstable 1. Tiverton 1. Honyton 1. The County of Devon 11. Dorchester 1. Weymouth, and Melcomb-Regis 1. Lyme-Regis 1. Pool 1. The County of Dorset 6. Durham 1. the County of Durham 2. York 2. Kingston upon Hull 1. Beverly 1. Scarborough 1. Richmond 1. Leeds 1. Halifax 1. the County of York, the West-riding 6. the East-riding 4. the North-riding 4. Maldon 1. Colchester 2. the county of Essex 13. Gloucester 2. Tewkesbury 1. Cirencester 1. the County of Gloucester, except the said City 5. Hereford 1. Leompster 1. the County of Hereford 4. St. Albans 1. Hartford 1. the County of Hartford 5. Huntington 1. the County of Huntington 3. Canterbury 2. Rochester 1. Maidstone 1. Dover 1. Sandwich 1. Quinborough 1. the county of Kent 11. Preston in Anderness 1. Lancaster 1. Liverpool 1. Manchester 1. the county of Lancaster 4. Leicester 2. the county of Leicester 4. Lincoln 2. Boston 1. Grantham 1. Stamford 1. Grimsby 1. the county of Lincoln 10. Westminster 2. the county of Middlesex 4. the City of London 6. the county of Monmouth 3. Norwich 2. Lynn-Regis 2. Yarmouth 2. the county of Norfolk 10. Peterborough 1. Northampton 1. the county of Northampton 6. Nottingham 2. the county of Nottingham 4. Newcastle upon Tyne 1. Berwick 1. the county of Northumberland 3. Oxford 1. University of Oxford 1. Woodstock 1. the county of Oxford 5. For the county of Rutland 2. Shrewsbury 2. Bridgnorth 1. Ludlow 1. the county of Salop 4. Lichfield 1. Stafford 1. Newcastle on the Line 1. the county of Stafford 3. Taunton 2. Bath 1. Wells 1. Bridgewater 1. the county of Somerset 11. For the City of Bristol 2. Winchester 1. Southampton 1. Portsmouth 1. the Isle of Wight 2. Andover 1. the county of Southampton 8. Ipswich 2. the Borough of Bury St. Edmonds 2. Dunwich 1. Sudbury 1. the county of Suffolk 10. Southwark 2. Guilford 1. Rygate 1. the county of Surrey 6. Chichester 1. Lewis 1. East-Grinstead 1. Arundel 1. Rie 1. the county of Sussex 9. the county of Westmoreland 2. Coventry 2. Warwick 1. the county of Warwick 4. Worcester 2. the county of Worcester 5. Sarum 2. Marlborough 1. Devizes 1. the county of Brecon 2. The county of Cardigan 2. the county of Carmarthen 2. the county of Caernarfon 2. The county of Denbigh 2. The county of Flint 2. The town of Cardiff 1. For the county of Glamorgan 2. The county of Merionoth 1. The county of Montgomery 2. Haverfordwest 1. the county of Pembroke 2. For the county of Radnor 2. The distribution of the persons to be chosen for Scotland and Ireland, shall be according to such proportions and number, as shall be agreed upon, and declared by the Lord Protector and the major part of the Council, before the sending forth Writs of Summons for the next Parliament &c. 11 That the Summons to Parliament shall be by Writ under the great Seal of England, directed to the Sheriffs of the several and respective Counties, with such alteration as may suit with the present Government, to be made by the Lord Protector and his Council, which the Chancellor, Keeper, or Commissioners of the great Seal, shall seal, issue and send abroad by Warrant from the Lord Protector. If the Lord Protector shall not give warrant for issuing of Writs of Summons for the next Parliament, before the first day of June 1654. or for the Triennial Parliaments before the first day of August in every third year, to be accounted as aforesaid. That then the Chancellor, Keeper, or Commissioners of the great Seal for the time being shall without any warrant or direction within seven days after the said first day of June, 1654. seal, issue and send abroad Writs of summons, &c. 12 That at the day and place of Elections, the Sheriff of each county, and the said Majors, Sheriffs, Bailiffs, and other head Officers within their Cities, Towns, Boroughs and places respectively, shall take view of the said Elections, and shall make return into the Chancery within twenty days after the said Elections, &c. wherein shall be contained, that the persons elected shall not have power to alter the Government as it is hereby settled in one single person and a Parliament. 13 That the Sheriff, who shall wittingly and willingly make any false return, or neglect his duty, shall incur the penalty of two thousand Marks. 14 That all and every person and persons, who have aided, advised, assisted or abetted in any war against the Parliament, since the first day of January 1641 (unless they have been since in the service of the Parliament, and given signal testimony of their good affections thereunto) shall be disabled, and be uncapable to be elected, or to give any Vote in the Election of any Members to serve in the next Parliament, or in the three succeeding Triennial Parliaments. 15 That all such, who have advised, assisted, or abetted the Rebellion of Ireland, shall be disabled and uncapable forever to be elected, or to give any Vote in the Election of any Member to serve in Parliament; as also all such who do or shall profess the Roman Catholic Religion. 16 That all Votes and Elections given or made contrary, or not according to these Qualifications, shall be null and void: And if any person who is hereby made uncapable, shall give his Vote for Election of Members to serve in Parliament, such person shall lose and forfeit one full years value of his real Estate, and one full third part of his personal Estate. 17 That the persons who shall be elected to serve in Parliament, shall be such (and no other than such) as are persons of known Integrity, fearing God, and of good conversation, and being of the age of one and twenty years: 18 That all and every person and persons seized or possessed to his own use, of any estate real or personal, to the value of 200 li. and not within the aforesaid exceptions, shall be capable to elect Members to serve in Parliament of Counties. 19 That the Chancellor, Keeper, or Commissioners of the Great Seal, shall be sworn before they enter in their Offices, truly and faithfully to issue forth, and send abroad Writs of Summons to Parliaments at the times and in the manner before expressed; And in case of neglect of failure to issue and send abroad Writs accordingly, he or they shall for every such offence be guilty of High Treason, and suffer the pains and penalties thereof. 20 That in case Writs be not issued out as is before expressed, but that there be a neglect therein,, fifteen days after the time wherein the same ought to be issued out by the Chancellor, Keeper or Commissioners of the Great Seal, that then the Parliament shall, as often as such failure shall happen, assemble and be held at Westminster, in the usual place, at the times prefixed, &c. 21 That the Clerk, called The Clerk of the Commonwealth, in Chancery for the time being, and all others, who shall afterwards execute that Office, to whom the Returns shall be made, shall for the next Parliament, and the two succeeding Triennial Parliaments, the next day after such Returns, certify the Names of the several persons so returned, and of the places for which he and they were chosen respectively, unto the Council, who shall peruse the said Returns, and examine whether the persons so Elected and Returned be such as is agreeable to the Qualifications, and not disabled to be elected: And that every person and persons being so duly elected, and being approved of by the major part of the Council to be persons not disabled, but qualified as aforesaid, shall be esteemed a Member of Parliament, and be admitted to sit in Parliament, and not otherwise. 22 That the persons chosen and assembled in manner aforesaid, or any Sixty of them, shall be, and be deemed the Parliament of England, Scotland and Ireland, and the Supreme Legislative Power to be and reside in the Lord Protector and such Parliament, &c. 23 That the Lord Protector, with the advice of the major part of the Council, shall at any other time than is before expressed, when the necessities of the State shall require it, summon Parliaments in manner before expressed, which shall not be adjourned, prorogued, or dissolved without their own consent; during the first three months of their sitting. And in case of future war with any Foreign State, a Parliament shall be forthwith summoned for their advice concerning the same. 24 That all Bills agreed unto by the Parliament, shall be presented to the Lord Protector for his consent; and in case he shall not give his consent thereto, within twenty days after they shall be presented to him, or give satisfaction to the Parliament within the time limited; That then, upon Declaration of the Parliament, that the Lord Protector hath not consented nor given satisfaction, such Bills shall pass into, and become Laws, although he shall not give his consent thereunto; provided such Bills contain nothing in them contrary to the matters contained in these Presents. 25 That Phillip Lord Viscount Lisle, Charles Fleetwood Esq; John Lambert Esq; Sir Gibert Pickering Baronet, Sir Charles Wolsely Bar. Sir Anthony Ashley-Cooper Bar. Edward Montague Esq; John Desborow Esq; Walter Strckland Esq; Henry Lawrence Esq; William Sydenham Esq; Phillip Jones Esq; Richard Major Esq; Francis Rous, Phillip Skippon Esq; or any seven of them shall be a Council for the purposes expressed in this Writing; and upon the death or other removal of any of them, the Parliament shall nominate six persons of Ability, Integrity, and fearing God, for every one that is dead or removed, out of which the major part of the Council shall elect two, and present them to the Lord Protector, of which he shall elect one, &c. 26 That the Lord Protector and the major part of the Council aforesaid, may at any time before the meeting of the next Parliament, add to the Council such persons as they shall think fit; provided the number of the Council be not made thereby to exceed one and twenty, and the Quorum to be proportioned accordingly by the Lord Protector and the major part of the Council. 27 That a constant yearly Revenue shall be raised, settled and established for maintaining of ten thousand Horse and Dragoons, and twenty thousand Foot, in England, Scotland and Ireland, for the defence and security thereof, and also for a convenient number of Ships for guarding of the Seas; besides two hundred thousand pound per annum for defraying the other necessary charges for administration of Justice, and other expenses of the Government; which Revenue shall be raised by the Customs, and such other ways and means as shall be agreed upon by the Lord Protector and Council, and shall not be taken away or diminished nor the way agreed upon for raising the same altered, but by the consent of the Lord Protector and the Parliament. 28 That the said yearly Revenue shall be paid into the public Treasury; and shall be issued out for the Uses aforesaid. 29 That in case there shall not be cause hereafter to keep up so great a Defence at Land or Sea, but that there be an abatement made thereof; the money which will be saved thereby, shall remain in bank for the public Service, and not be employed to any other use but by consent of Parliament; or in the intervals of Parliament by the Lord Protector and major part of the Council. 30 That the raising of money for defraying the charge of present extraordinary Forces both at land and Sea, in respect of the present wars, shall be by consent in Parliament and not otherwise: Save only that the Lord Protector, with the consent of the major part of the Council, for preventing the disorders and dangers which may otherwise fall out both at Sea and Land, shall have power until the meeting of the first Parliament, to raise money for the purposes aforesaid, and also to make Laws and Ordinances for the peace and welfare of these Nations where it shall be necessary, which shall be binding and in force, until Order shall be taken in Parliament concerning the same. 31 That the Lands, Tenements, Rents, Royalties, Jurisdictions and Hereditaments which remain yet unsold or undisposed of Act or Ordinance of Parliament, belonging to the Commonwealth, (Except the Forests and Chases, and the Honours and Manors belonging to the same; the Lands of the Rebels in Ireland, lying in the four Counties of Dublin, Cork, Kildare and Katerlaugh, the Lands forfeited by the people of Scotland in the late wars; and also the Lands of Papists and Delinquents in England who have not yet compounded) shall be vested in the Lord Protector; to hold, to him and his Successors, Lord Protectors of these Nations, and shall not be but by consent in Parliament: And all Debts, Fines, Issues, Amerciaments, penalties and profits, certain and casual, due to the Keepers of the Liberties of England by Authority of Parliament, shall be due to the Lord Protector, and be payable into his public Receipt, and shall be recovered and prosecuted in his Name. 32 That the Office of the Lord Protector over these Nations, shall be Elective, and not Hereditary; and upon the death of the Lord Protector, another fit person shall be forthwith elected to succeed him in the Government, which Election shall be by the Council &c. Provided that none of the Children of the late King, nor any of his Line of Family be elected to be Lord Protector or other chief Magistrate over these Nations, or any the Dominions thereto belonging. And until the aforesaid election be past, the Council shall take care of the Government, and administer in all things as fully as the Lord Protector, or the Lord Protector and Council are enabled to do. 33 That Oliver Cromwell Captain General of the Forces of England, Scotland and Ireland, shall be, and is hereby declared to be Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, and the Dominions thereto belonging, for his life. 34 That the Chancellor, Keeper of Commissioners of the Great Seal, the Treasurer, Admiral, chief Governors of Ireland and Scotland, and the chief Justices of both the Benches, shall be chosen by the approbation of Parliament; and in the intervals of Parliament, by the approbation of the major part of the Council, to be afterwards approved by the Parliament. 35 That the Christian Religion contained in the Scriptures, be held forth and recommended as the public profession of these Nations; and that as soon as may be, a provision, less subject to scruple and contention, and more certain than the present, be made for the encouragement and maintenance of able and painful Teachers, for instructing the people, and for discovery and confutation of Error, Heresy, and whatever is contrary to found Doctrines: And that until such provision be made, the present maintenance shall not be taken away nor impeached. 36 That to the public profession held forth, none shall be compelled by penalties or otherwise, but that endeavours be used to win them by found Doctrine, and the example of a good Conversation. 37 That such as profess Faith in God by Jesus Christ (though differing in judgement from the Doctrine, worship, or Discipline publicly held forth) shall not be restrained from, but shall be protected in the profession of the Faith, and exercise of their Religion; so as they abuse not this liberty, to the civil injury of others, and to the actual disturbance of the public peace on their parts. Provided this liberty be not extended to Popery nor Prefacy, nor to such as, under the profession of Christ, hold forth and practice licentiousness. 38 That all Laws, Statutes, Ordinances and Clauses in any Law, Statute and Ordinance to the contrary of the aforesaid Liberty, shall be esteemed as null and void. That the Acts and Ordinances of Parliament made for the sale or other disposition of the Lands and Heriditaments of the late King. Queen and Prince, of Arch-Bishops and Bishops, &c. Deans and Chapters, the Lands of Delinquents, and Forest Lands, or any of them; or of any other Lands, Tenements, Rents and Hereditaments belonging to the Commonwealth, shall no ways be impeached or made invalid, but shall remain good and firm: And that the Securities given by Act and Ordinance of Parliament for any sum or sums of money, by any of the said Lands, the Excise, or by any other public Revenue; and also the Securities given by the public Faith of the Nation; and the engagement of the public Faith for satisfaction of Debts and Damages, shall remain firm and good, and not be made void and invalid upon any pretence whatsoever. That the Articles given to, or made with the Enemy, and afterwards confirmed by Parliament, shall be performed and made good to the persons therein. And that such appeals, as were depending in the last Parliament, for release concerning Bills of sale of Delinquent's Estates, may be heard and determined the next Parliament, anything in this Writing, or otherwise to the contrary notwithstanding. 41 That every successive Lord Protector over these Nations, shall take and subscribe a Solemn Oath, in the presence of the Council, and such others as they shall call to them, that he will seek the Peace, Quiet, and Welfare of these Nations, cause Law and Justice to be equally administered, and that he will not violate or infringe the matters and things contained in this writing; and in all other things will to his power, and to the best of his understanding, govern these Nations, according to the Laws, Statutes and Customs. 42 That each person of the Council shall; before they enter upon their Trust; take and subscribe an Oath, That they will be true and faithful in their Trust, according to the best of their knowledge; and that in the Election of every Successive Lord Protector, they shall proceed therein impartially and do nothing therein for any promises, fear, favour, or reward. Wherein the Major part of the last Parliament (judging that their sitting any longer, as then constituted, would not be for the good of this Commonwealth) and did dissolve the same, and by a writing under their hands, dated the Twelfth day of this instant December, resigned unto Me their Powers and Authorities; And whereas it was necessary thereupon, That some speedy course should be taken for the settlement of these Nations upon such a Basis and Foundation, as, by the blessing of God, might be lasting, secure Prosperity, and answer those great Ends of Religion and Liberty, so long contented for; and upon full and mature consideration had of the Form of Government hereunto annexed, being satisfied that the same, through divine assistance, may answer the Ends aforementioned: And having also been desired, and advised, as well by several persons of Interest and Fidelity in this Commonwealth, as the Officers of the Army, to take upon Me the Protection and Government of these Nations in the manner expressed in the said Form of Government, I have accepted thereof, and do hereby declare my acceptance accordingly. And do promise in the presence of God, That I will no violate, or infringe the matters and things contained therein, but to My Power, observe the same, and cause them to be observed; and shall in all other things, to the best of My Understanding, Govern these Nations according to the Laws, Statutes, and Customs, seeking their Peace, and causing Justice and Law to be equally administered. O. CROMWELL. Hague (2 Jan. alias) 23 Decem. 1653. The Dutch Deputies' Letters say, The English press for satisfaction, security, the dominion of the Seas, the contribution for Fishing, &c. In which, they desire further Instructions, which are sent, and 30 new Frigates ordered to be built, Admiral Van Galen was buried in the New Church from the Prince's Court. First went the Lord Major in Arms, on horse back, his Guards on foot, then divers Officers trailed Pikes, then four Trumpeters with his Arms in Taffeti, then his Flag with his Arms, then his Secretary with his Sentcheup, one with his Gauntlet, and one with his Helmet, with red and yellow Feathers, then his Spurs, and Sword, and Poniard, Coat of Arms of Taffeti, and arms before and behind, then his Mourning Horse led by his Lieutenant, and then his Corps, and the Hearse-Cloth carried by 16 Captains, Admiral Tromp's son one; after followed others with the Curates, carrying the Commander's Staff, then his Kindred, and after the Lords of the Admiralty, the Burgomasters, and the 36 of the Council, last India's Company, Directors of the East and Mediterranean Seas, and after all the College, and the Officers of the Burghers. Mr. Chanut the French Ambassador here, is daily treated with. One Ambassador, Mr. Berel, in France hath offered something there. The Lords States General do not sit until after Christmas Holidays. Wiste Wistense is here The 23 instant, two English prizes were brought in, laden with 160 lasts of Salt, the other with Coals. The dead body of the Deputy Vandir Par from England is arrived at Flushing, to be buried there. The ship of the late Admiral Tromp, is gone down the River almost , and is to carry 72 Guns, 4 more new Frigates of 40 and 42 Guns are ready to set sail. We daily expect 150 ships from the Sound, several Men of War are gone for their convoy. The Ordinance brought from Sweden, have been tried at Amsterdam, there are 500 pieces, most part half Cartows. Cap. Nicholas Pater hath taken an English Ketch before Hull, another at Flambrough Head; a Flute of 12 Guns, and 4 of Wood, of about 130 lasts, with Hemp, Flax, Coals, and some Saltpetre. Also near Whitby a Pinnace of six Guns, with refined Salt, and one by the Hover, laden with Salmon, Sheep skins, and Herring; but the loss of Cap. Hans Margaren's ship, a Man of War, with 18 Guns, which we hear the English have taken near Newcastle, was worth almost all these; and we hear of 8 ships taken from the Caribes, with Sugar, Tobacco, and other Merchandise, with their convoy of 30 Guns. Eight of the Newfoundland ships we took, are Men of War. We have taken a Turkish ship, and another in . One Goldfolk hath rowed an English prize of 22 Guns into Brest. An English Frigate met with 5 French ships of St. Mallo, took one called the Year of Grape; the Toree Kings hardly escaped, not yet heard of, the other three are at Calise, Cornelius Joast, with Thymen Theaneste, with the ammunition, are safely arrived from hence in Muscovy. There is like to be hot war by Prussia and Muscovia, against Poland, and is already proclaimed in Muscovia, and Deputies are sending to all the Princes in Christendom, about it. One army (and the biggest) is marched from Muscovia, towards Smolansko, and so on in the County; The Emperor will be there in person. A second commanded by Field Marshal , go from Plescow among which 2000 are well trained Russians. The third of 35000 from Potsen, to the help of the Cossacks. The Dutch Deputies has passes to return home. An Ordinance passed for reviving the Act of Parliament for Probate of Wills, and granting Administrations, and Rich Lacy, John Hildsley, Nath. Barton, Jarvis Bennet, Anth. Rous, Jo. Matthews, Ed. Clad, Tho. Wood, Esqs; and Alderman Titchburn, to be added Judges to the former. An Ordinance passed for Sir Wil Roberts, John Stone, Jarvis , John Hildsley, Richard Lacy, Edward Clud, Thomas Wood, Anthony Rous, James Phillips, and Nathaniel Barton, Esqs; to be Commissioners for the better ordering and bringing in the duty of Excise, and the Arrests thereof. This present Thursday, the Portugal Ambassador came to Whitehall to congratulate the Lord Protector, his Brother is committed prisoner to the Tower. Letters came from General Monk, and General Pen, aboard the Swift-sure in Stokes Bay, advertising, That there are 5 prizes laden with Wine, brought in; four into that Road, and the other sent into Dover. Plymouth, 26 Decemb. There were 3 Dutch men of War, about 40 Leagues West of Scilly, have taken two ships coming from New England, laden with Masts, and are carried into Brest. This day His Highness, the Lord Protector, and His Council, with the Officers of the Army, met at Whitehall Chapel, and kept a day of Fast and Humiliation, until about three o'clock, and Mr. Sterry, Mr. Tho. Goodwin, and Mr. Lackler, prayed and preached. Dalkeith, 25 Decemb. The Lowland party like not, that Glencarne should be their Lord General, as being a person too low. Athol and Glengary are also at odds. They are quiet in Lewis Island, where our forces are supplied with provisions in a Market once a week. The chief of Mac Cloud's people in the Harris, have subscribed and Engagement, to act nothing prejudicial to the Commonwealth of England, nor against the Lewis. But Mac Cloud himself gave Bond, besides Engagement, dishonourably and perfidiously is run in to the enemy. This day near 100 foot were mounted from Edinburgh and Leith, and sent out to scour those parts. In the late defeat of Sir Arthur Forbs, we since the last understand, that Forbs himself being beat off his horse, shot in the thigh, and dangerously cut in the head, lay upon the ground, as if he had been dead, whilst our men were gone on the pursuit, and then crept away. There were 7 of the Tories found dead, amongst whom Cap. David Moor, and John Moor his Brother, Cap. Robert Stuart, so to the late Earl of Rothwel, that lately surprised the Post Letters, and Lieut. Boyde; and we took prisoners, one of Northumberland, and 17 Scotchmen, of what quality we know not, but there were 18 Captains with the party. We had on out part Quartermaster Ward, and 26 more wounded, and one slain. Mr. Sculle the High-Sheriff of Roxburghshire (whom they had surprised in his own house) is rescued, but one of our Troopers ran him through the Thigh, (not knowing him) but not dangerous. It was a seasonable mercy, many having designed to join with them, not only out of the Mers and Tividale, but also out of Northumberland; which by this means, may perhaps be discovered. Glencarne is marched over the skirts of Bray Willin, three miles off Glenella and Ellit, with 500 horse, and at least 2000 foot, towards the North; they marched near a mile in breadth; but they have left several parties in the Mers and Tividale, to raise levies, and steal horses. Since Marquis Huntley's death who died at his house at Boggigerth. A party of his followers fled to the Hills, were met by 8 Troopers of Col. Tomlinson's Regiment; one of the Scots, and two English were slain: and four of our men were taken prisoners, the other two got away. They have lately taken and imprisoned some Heritors near Blackford in Perthshire, for denying their levies, and threaten to do the like against others. Deal, 29 Decemb. several Merchant's ships are come into this Road, most of them bound for London, among which, are the two Morlex ships, with others from several parts. Here are also divers ships bound for Malaga, the Canaries, and the West Indies, when a good Convoy is appointed. SIR, A Fortnight since came hither the five prisoners taken by Capt. Elsmore about Comry, guarded by 10. of his Troop, they were waited upon by 23 of the enemy's Horse to Perth town without molestation, and the went Northward that evening. They did steal several Horses in Moretown joining to the North Inch of Johnstons. Glencarne, Glengarry, and Kenmore are marched Northward. All their levies are formed for the Highlands, and out of 1000 l. Scotch Rent they expect an horse and man, the charge whereof being 17 l. sterling. It is agreed for the prosecuting their Levies, that Glengarry is to be for the Hills about Inverness. Kamsey for the Hills of Angus, where he is: Earl of Athol (who is at his house two miles from Dunkel) for the Blair of Athol: Adavample and Mac Nab for the hills of Perthshire (out of which Shire is a Regiment of Horse and Foot to be under Athol) and Mac Naughton, and Maggrigs for the for the west Highlands. Their Garrison of Weems hath very large quarters. They are laying in a store of provision against their forces return. Lorne is very much discontented, and hardly reconcilable to Kenmore or Glencarne, and in probability, will be but a cipher and signify nothing. Johnston 24 Decemb. 1653, Dalkeith 27. Decemb. 1653. Major Bramston's party had light upon Sir Arthur Forbs upon Saturday last, had not an old K. near Peebles sent him notice of our parties coming thither, he being then at the Kirk of Atterick very sore wounded, yet upon hearing of their approach marched towards the Hills his number being then made 70 Horse by the occasion of our Cap Steward with 20 horse, our men took two more of them that were in the former fight, and one Mosse Trooper, The Enemy have now a Garrison in Rosdew about ten miles from Dumbarton, from whence they came commanded by one Colgrave, with about 80 Foot last week to Dumbarton, and in the dead of the night took two of the Bailiffs and other principal men of the Town to the number of 36. whom they threaten to keep till they send them in 4 horsemen and 37 footmen for their Levies. We have heard nothing of their motions in the North lately, their greatest bodies continue about Lough-Tay, and Athol, and trouble the Country by small parties in the night. They have a design Northward with all the body they can make. The English Fleet is put out from Stoaks Bay to Sea, about 50 men of war. The Nonesuch hath taken a ship of 300 tons laden with Wines. The men run her ashore and would have blown her up, but failed and themselves fled. Be it Ordained by His Highness the Lord Protector by and with the advice and consent of His Council, That an Act of Parliament entitled, An Act empowering several Commissioners to put in execution all and every the Powers and Authorities heretofore given to the Commissioners for compounding with Delinquents, and for managing all Estates under Sequestration; And to the Commission for advance of money formerly sitting at Haberdashers shall, be, and is hereby continued, and shall stand, be and continue in force until the first day of Feb. 1653, And that Samuel Moyer, Josias Berns, Richard Moor, John Upton, Edward Cary, and Rice Williams Esqs; or any four of them be hereby empowered to put in execution the said Act, and all and every the Powers and Authorities in and by the said Act given and every Clause, Article and thing therein contained. And be it further Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, that an Act of Parliament entitled, An Act for transferring the Powers of the Commissioners for Indemnity, be, and is hereby continued, and shall stand, be, and continue in full force, until the said first day of February 1653. And that the Commissioners herein named, or any four or more of them be hereby empowered and authorised to put in execution the said last mentioned Act, and all and every the Powers and Authorities in and by the same Act given, and every Clause and Thing therein contained. Gen. Blake is going to the Hope, a fleet of 50 ships are already out together in the Channel, and more will suddenly be with them. If the Dutch do break off, and refuse to confirm a peace with England, let them expect that God will have a greater controversy with them than ever before; It is good for them to hear in their day the things that belong to their peace, least another day they be hid from their eyes. Edinburgh 29 Decemb. The Enemy (for now we must call them so) still go on with their levies in several parts of the hills, and will be numerous, do what we can to prevent them; though I see not how they can keep together in a body when conjoined, the Country not being able to bear them: Kenmore lies up towards the Bray of Mane and in the Glens that way, within the hills near Woods and Rivers, and all along in several Fast places from Lough Tay, towards the Brays of Stermont and Angus. Lieut. Whitmore of Col. Morgan's Regiment went up lately into the Hills, and took 40 sheep, and 5 cows, which Sir Mungoe Murray their Quartermaster General sent forth of the highlands to bee kept near his own house, Sir Mungoe's man, and one horse of the Laird of Lenes (who took Cap. Townesend and Cap.Scroop) but the Rider escaped: Yesterday a party of the Tories met with 4 of Col. Morgan's Troop of Dragoons near Levingston house about 10 miles from Edinburgh, whom they barbarously murdered, one of them fled into the House for safety, but the people would not protect him, but left him to the cruelty of those Villains. A party of our Dragoons from the Bray of Mane, fell upon the Enemy, killed one, wounded 3 and 4 horses. I cannot think there is a pack of more merciless Rogues in the world, than these now gathered together in this County, and many of them were at Dunbar, and Worcester, and had liberty given them though out too much lenity.

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☞ Strange News from Whitehall; Or a perfect Relation, how one Hannah a Maid living at Hackney, came thither to deliver a Message to the Council; and how she fell into a Trance, and continued in it two or three days; with her speech after she arose out of her Trance, concerning the Lord Protector and the Government of this Commonwealth, and her desires that his Highness and his Council would not conclude an ungodly peace with the Dutch. A Declaration of the Commissioners of the Navy, concerning the payment of Prize money due to seamen; with the humble address of the Officers and Soldiers of the Army, to the L. Protector their General. The Proceedings of the Highlanders, the coming of Montrose and the L. Gordon to them, and their surrendering of Ruthven Castle; Also the landing of 17 Dutch ships, with 1500 Volunteers, 200 horse, besides Arms and Ammunition; and the K. of Scots' resolution to leave the French Court; with variety of foreign intelligence. From Friday the 13 of January, to Friday the 20 of January. 1654. This day Col. Constable's Regiment of Foot, marched forth of London, with much alacrity and cheerfulness, towards Scotland, and Major Gen. Lambert's, and Commissary Gen. Whalley's Regiments of Horse are likewise upon their march. The Lorrainers having made some Incursions into the Land of Naze. The States of Holland have caused Proclamation to be made throughout the Netherlands, that all men be in a posture of defence against the common Enemy. The Dutch Ambassadors are landed; and the common talk is, that they have made an agreement with England, at which the Jesuitical party seems to be very much offended; but the generality of the people do exceedingly rejoice, and the States have appointed a Day of Humiliation. There is a young maid come to Whitehall, who hath declared great and wonderful things touching this present Government, and sayeth that she comes from God, to declare a message to the Council; she hath been sundry times in a Trace at one M. Roberts' house, where many eminent persons frequented and upon her wakening, she declared, That the eternal God was her refuge, and that he was leading her through the green Pastures to his sacred Pavilion, &c. But more of this hereafter. Upon consideration had of the Results of a Council of War, held aboard the Swiftsure, in the Fleet, December 1. 1653. concerning the Prize-money due to Seamen and Soldiers that have served at Sea in this last year's Expedition, It is hereby declared and Ordered as followeth. 1. That all Seamen and Soldiers that have served in the Fleet in the three last engagements against the Dutch, and shall list themselves aboard any of the State's ships, at or before the last of March next, shall have for their respective shares of prizes, twenty shillings, 2. That such as have been in two of the said Engagements, shall have thirteen shillings four pence. 3. That those who served only in one of the said Engagements, shall have six shillings eight pence. 4. That all such Seamen and Soldiers as have been disabled by sickness, or wounds received in the service as also the widows of any such seamen or soldiers, slain in any of the said Engagements, shall have paid unto them their full shares of Prize-money, viz. twenty shillings. 5. That such of the soldiers as are now again entertained in the army (having Tickets for their prize-money) do produce unto the said Commissioners, a certificate under the hand of the Captain, under which they now serve: as also a Copy of the last Muster Role of the companies to which they respectively belong, or in default thereof, a certificate under the hand of the Muster-master, certifying their being in the service; whereupon order shall be given for the payments of shares of prizes due unto them. John Disbrowe George Monck. Robert Blake. Vin: Geokin. John Stone. John Clerk. From Alsatia, we hear that the Marshal de la Forte is come before Bedfort, where the lines are near finished, and the Ordnance within a day's journey of the place; are on the other side, the Governor of the Town intends to , which to effect, and for his better subsistence he hath commanded all the Country adjacent to bring in their corn, and all other the like provisions which are necessary for him. The 15 instant the Provost and of this City went to the Lawn, where they had audience, the subject being about those monies due to the Citizens upon the Townhouse. The next day Prince Rupert arrived here from Nanz to this City. The same day returned here from Catalonia, the Marquess da Plessis Bathere, who hath been for many years an eminent Commander in the King's Army: there is little news at present, only great preparations are made here fore the solemnizing his Majesty's consecration the next month. From Champagne we hear that the Irish Soldiers who were at St. Mepahold's, are gone from thence to Chaalens; there remaining no more but those companies of Switzers, who were there at the reduction with the Regiment of Dambrole, and six companies more who upon agreement between the Governor and the Townsmen are jointly to have the guard of the City, there being an equal number of town with the garrison, to watch day and night: Those of Clermont have not of late made many inroads the reason we hear is because many desert the place. General Blake, and General Monck are now at Whitehall, General Pen in the Swiftsure, doth ride as Admiral of the fleet. The Fleet is at Spice head, not far from Portsmouth. Some part of them are sent out to ply between Portland and the Land's end, and over upon the Coast of France, to suppress the French Pirates, and those of Holland who are joined to them. The Diet is not yet concluded in Germany, there being new differences between the Prince Elector and his Uncle, about the enjoying of some Lands, which each pretend to be theirs. The Dutch to their late griefs have wisely added one day of solemn sorrow, and this (on the beginning of the last week) was observed in a day of public Humiliation to pacify, or divert the anger of the Almighty. Their preparations at sea are great: Nothing is yet done as to the Answer which the Deputies brought from England, and nothing can be done till there be a general meeting of all their States, but it appears their inclinations are for war: But nothing doth more startle them, than the celerity, industry, and magnanimous resolution of the English. This day produced intelligence from Whitehall which certified, That there came thither one Hannah a Maid that lives at Hackney near the City of London, the same that was formerly at Dunbar, a Member of Mr. John Simpson's Church (as is said) who lives at one Mr. Roberts', an Ordinary in Whitehall; to whom many hundreds daily come, to see and hear, who hath now been there about a fortnight: Those who look to her, and use to be with her, say, She neither eateth nor drinketh, save only sometimes a Toast and drink, and that she is in a Trances, and some say, that what she doth is by a mighty inspiration: others say, they suppose her to be of a troubled mind, and people flocking to her as they do, causeth her to continue this way; and some say worse: so everyone gives their opinion as they please. But this is visible to those that see and hear her. She is well in flesh and face, and seemingly lusty and strong; speaks to nobody, but they that are about her call it lying in a Trance; she lies as if she were continually asleep, save only when she prays, sings, or drinks and eats the Toast, only she breathes, and sometimes she turns herself in her bed, and sometimes covers herself, but most often others, some say, doth it. In the afternoon (most commonly) every day she prays and sings, beginning about that usual time that people have dined, and continues sometimes two or three hours, sometimes four or five hours, never ceasing. Sometimes she prays an hour, sometimes two hours, and then sings two Hymns in two several Tunes, and prayeth again, and sometimes sings again. Her prayers are in exceedingly good method and order, good language, and such as indeed all that come do much admire what they hear from her, excellent words, and well placed, such as are not ordinary. Her matter is various, full of variety; for the Lord Protector, that God would keep him close to himself, as he hath hitherto, so still to have his heart set upon the things of the Lord's, not to be vain, nor regard earthly pomp and pleasure, and things below; but the things of God and people, that he may be delivered from carnal Counsels, and being seduced to please the men of the world, and those that seek unrighteousness, that he may not leave the Counsel of the Godly, to hearken to those who are worldly wise, and earthly Politicians, but wise in the Wisdom of God. That the Soldiery, whom God hath made instrumental to overcome the enemy without, and in the world, may not be overcome of their inward spiritual enemies, to provoke God to lay them aside, and make use of others in the perfecting of that work, in which God hath so far employed them. That the Merchants of this Nation would not so far seek and mind their profit by Trade at Sea, to fill their own Warehouses and Bags, and be great in the world, as thereby to provoke an ungodly and wicked peace with the Dutch, to the dishonour of God, and hindrance of the carrying on of God's work. That the people of God may not, as some of them have done, revile and scandalize the Lord Protector behind his back, but to deal plainly with him. With divers other excellent things, which I want room to insert. Having for many years past been led under your Conduct, through many difficult Services wherein through the blessing of God upon the vigilancy and endeavours of your Highness, we have in some measure been instrumental in our places to free the Commonwealth from its enemies: So we now cannot but above all worldly things, most earnestly desire to see these Nations after all the shakings which have been in the midst of us, set up upon its true and proper Basis and Foundations, and thereby brought into a harbour of rest and safety. The sense whereof having led us to the consideration of what further might be our duties towards Your Highness and the whole Nation at this time, when it pleased God to give us hopes of establishment by inclining you to accept of the Government and Protection of this Commonwealth; whereby we are persuaded that the liberties of the people, both as men and Christians (the true end whereupon the great controversy hath been stated) will through the mercy of God be assured: We judge it highly incumbent upon us to make our humble address unto you, and to declare that we shall not only be obedient unto you in the performance of your great Trust; but in our places most faithfully and diligently to the hazard of our lives, and whatsoever is near and dear unto us be serviceable unto you in the Station God hath placed you against all opposition: Not doubting but as God and Man hath so highly entrusted you; So you will to the utmost of your power and endeavours lay forth your self for the glory of God, and the good of this people amongst whom we have reason to think there are very many of the Household of faith; over whom, we shall therefore further take this boldness, most humbly to entreat your Highness, most especially to spread the wing of your protection, and to account of them as the apple of your eye, which you continuing to do. We are confident their Father which is in heaven, will be unto you a Buckler and a Shield and an exceeding great reward, which is and shall be the prayer of Your Highness most humble and faithful Servants. From Deal thus. The fleet is now gone Westward from the Downs plying too and again upon the Road betwixt England and the coast of France. Many ships are going from England to the Barbadoes and other parts, I hope they shall have good convoys with them. Scilly Jan. 2. The Elias Frigate is come safe into this Harbour, and brought us six months pay which we were in, other news this place affords not. By Letters from Lime: we hear by a Barque come from Britanis, that one of our Frigates having met with a Dutch Picaroon near Ushant, have him chase, and followed so close, that he forced him to run aground on the nether side of the Bay of Camaret, and by reason of his shooting hard at him made the Country to come down to the waterside; it happened that some shot did make execution on the shore, there being four killed and wounded; yet by reason of the night approaching, and the Country being all alarmed thereby, could not fetch her off; but ours put to sea again, to clear from the Rocks before it was dark. By several other Letters from Scotland, which contracted speak to this effect: The Highlanders continue their stealing and plundering of their own Countrymen that will not rise with them, or pay the Contribution money that they lay upon them, though I am confident many have not wherewithal to submit, paying likewise their Assessments for the maintenance of the English Army: but when Major General Lambert's, Commissary General Whalley's Regiments of Horse, with Sir William Constable's regiment of Foot, (which we hear are upon their march) are come into us, we doubt not but to send this Heathenish and plundering enemy, so far back into the Highlands, as that they shall not dare to approach the Lowlands, whereby to do the inhabitants any considerable prejudice. How the Highlanders are able to keep horse and man, is easy to be imagined, all their dependence being upon Charles Stuart, and his endeavours with the Dutch for money and Arms; but a peace with Holland (which we hear is in a very probable way for a very speedy conclusion) disperses them to their several mountainous habitations, without ever drawing the sword against them, and then the Lords and Chieftains amongst them may expect a liberal reward of Justice for doing their Master such rebellious service, which hath been, and is destructive to the generality of Scotland, that a few months continuance will bring them to the sad condition of the Irish, that have been forced to eat the corpses of their deceased friends after many days interment; yet are not the people of Scotland very much to be pitied in regard they will seldom give notice to any of our Garrisons when any party of the enemy marcheth through the Country, whereby they might be the better preserved from their violence and cruelty, choosing rather to be willingly destroyed by them, than be treacherous (as they call it) to their own Countrymen: Some Arms they pretend are lately landed for the enemy in Scotland, but this is more to encourage their forced and naked party, than otherwise considerable. Paris Jan. 17. 1654. By Letters from Perpignan, we hear that the Spanish army are quartered in and about Giron, although the plague doth rage much there still; one party is gone about Palamas, and the Field Marshal de Serra hath an express Order from Don John d'Austrin, to take care that the country be not oppressed by the quartering of the soldiery, but to keep them in a strict discipline. There is a story lately printed in Spanish, whether it was penned for truth, or only for delight I leave to the belief or credit of such as shall hear of it, and the thing is briefly this. Upon a day dedicated by the Turks unto Mahomet, there was a great meeting at the Church or Temple called Mecca where his Tomb or iron Chest did hang at the top or roof of that building, by virtue only of a Loadstone which was fixed there, and when the people were in the midst of their heathenish worship or adoration, in an instant the said Chest did fall down to the ground, and (if the story lie not) the ground forthwith opened and received it into the bowels of the earth in the sight of many hundred spectators, and out of the same place came flashes of fire, and a great smoke for the space of one quarter of an hour, after which the ground closed up again. The loss which the Dutch received by the late fire and Tempest is said to be greater than was at first reported, both in houses, and ships; the hearts of the people being exceedingly overwhelmed with sadness at this desolation. Came intelligence from Paris that the K. with the Peers of France, have sentenced the Prince of Conde, that if he came not in within a month's time, his estate should be confiscated. The Pope hath sent an extraordinary Courier with Letters pressing his Majesty, to conclude a general peace with Spain, the like he hath sent to the Spanish Court, what this may produce time will show. Paris swells with rumours, some report that one of the Lord Protector's daughters is to be married to the Duke d'Enguzen, son to the Prince of Conde, others that he is to be bestowed on one of the Duke of Orlean's daughters; and that the Queen of Sweden is to be married to the King of the Romans, son to the Emperor of Germany, and that the King of Scots intends to leave France and journey thither. About 50 or 60 Protestants were drowned returning from Charenton Church, among whom were two sons of the Marquess de Clerambaugh, and the Chancellor of Poland's son. Boreel the Dutch Ambassador declares that the peace is agreed upon betwixt England and Holland, and the Articles concluded on and assented to on both sides, and that he hath received Letters of the 14 instant new style, which confirm it. Yesterday, Hannah the maid of Hackney, after she had lain certain days in her trance, as is formerly related, arose out of her bed, and went home very lustily. Take here the Copy of a Letter from Edinburgh in Scotland. SIR, Kenmore, MacAldore, and about 700 are about Strathspey, and expect Seaforth's party to join them, but Col. Morgan hath drawn out a party to engage them if possible they can be drawn from the Hills. Young Montrose, and the Lord Charles Gordon is gone unto them, and they proceed vigorously with their levies; but there hath been a difference between Glencairn and the Lord Lorne, which hath been some obstructions. They marched near Ruthven Castle, and sent in a Summons to the Governor, telling him, that all Scotland was up in arms, and many were come out of England to join with them; but he returned a very noble and resolute answer. Our supplies came very seasonably out of England; and here came news this day from Aberdeen, that there is landed in the North 17 Dutch ships, who have brought over great store of Arms and Ammunition, 200 horse, and 1500 Volunteers; but we have no account of it from any in employment in those parts, which makes us doubt the certainty thereof. Edinburgh, Jan. 7. The Hector hath sent a ship into Dartmouth, which hath in her 3000 Cheeses. The ship is of Amsterdam, and took in lading at the Elve. There is a private man of War hath brought in a ship of Rotterdam, laden with Herrings, and Holland Cheeses, and about 10 ton of Pepper, and Cloves. The Portugal Ambassador's Brother is by an Order from the Council, removed back from the Tower to Newgate: But I hear not that he hath been brought before the Bench. Licensed and entered according to the late Act for Printing. London, PRINTED by R. WOOD, 1654.

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The Declaration and Resolution of his Highness the Lord Protector, & his Council at Whitehall, concerning the Judges, Lawyers, and Attorneys, the administering of Justice both in Law and Equity, the reforming of all Abuses and Corruptions, the writs to be issued forth by the Lord Commissioners of the Great Seal, and the Proclamation to be made throughout all England and Wales, by the Sheriffs of the respective Counties. The Authority of the Law disputed, the high Point of Habeas Corpus discussed, and the Opinions of the Reverend Judges touching the whole Matter of Mr. John Lilburne, and Mr. Streater. From Monday the 3 of April, to Monday the 10. of April, 1654. It was the saying of the most illustrious and high-born Prince, Gustavus Adolphus, King of Sweden, that by all the German Wars he never got so much as one new pair of Boots; but exposed and laid himself open for the public good of his Subjects and Sould: for by their meriting of Fame abroad, He desired that they might reap the honoured fruits thereof at home. The Labourer is worthy of his Hire; and sweet is that Harmony that proceeds from the delightful String, Do as you would be done unto. His Highness the Lord Protector, and his Honourable Council, upon mature Debate of redressing the grievances of poor prisoners, resolved, that an Ordinance for suspending the proceedings of the Judges named in the Act, entitled, An Act for the relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners, should be forthwith printed and published. An Ordinance also passed for relief of persons that have acted in the service of the Parliament. There was another Ordinance likewise passed for prohibiting Cock-Matches, the exact Copy take as followeth: Whereas the public Meetings and Assemblies of people together in divers parts of this Nation, under pretence of Matches for Cock-fighting, are by experience found to tend many times to the disturbance of the public peace, and are commonly accompanied with Gaming, Drinking, Swearing, Quarrelling, and other dissolute practices, to the dishonour of God, and do often produce the ruin of persons and their families. For prevention thereof, Be it ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, That from henceforth there shall be no public or set meetings or Assemblies of any persons within England or Wales, upon matches made for Cock-fighting; And that every such meeting and assembly of people for the end and purpose aforesaid, is hereby declared to be an unlawful Assembly and shall be so adjudged, deemed, and taken to be, and punished; And all Sheriffs, Justices of the Peace, Majors, Bailiffs, Constables, and Headboroughs, within their several Counties, Cities, Limits, and Jurisdictions, are hereby required to suppress, hinder, and disperse all such meetings and assemblies. Hen. Scobel, Clerk of the Council. No news from Sea save that a Dutch man of war, called the John Baptist, bound from St. Malos to Amsterdam, and laden with Indico and Pepper, was taken by the Reserve frigate: the Capt. was a Frenchman, but the service being so extreme hot, he was at last soundly peppered, and forced to surrender to cool himself. An Ostend man of war is brought into Plymouth by the Falmouth frigate, and 3 Dutch prizes laden with French Wines, Figs, and Raisins from St. Lucas. Alas! but to these sweet Fruits, we hear of very sharp and sour farce: for true it is, that the Brest men of War have taken the Charity of Bristol, and detain the Master for cap. Beach, whom they threaten to mete the same measure unto, as shall be inflicted upon the said Beach. They have also taken two Weymouth Vessels, another of Westchester, and most of the best ships belonging to Bristol. Nay, this is not all; but the Wild-Boar is surprised by a Fleming, a delicate Vessel, and bravely fraught, and valued worth 5000 li. To this sad and dismal Scene ensues another fatal Act, that is, the Expedition of Plymouth coming from Zant, laden with Currants, was set upon by a Dutch-man of war, and after a long and sharp dispute both ships were sunk. This day was presented to his Highness the Lord Protector a Declaration and Recognition by M. Dickeson Alderman, and Sir Thomas Withrington Recorder of the City of York: the true copy whereof take as followeth: Whereas it hath pleased the Lord, whose eyes run to and fro through the earth, to show himself strong on the behalf of them whose hearts are perfect to him, to make bare his Arm, and bring salvation to a Nation not worthy to be beloved, & to break many yokes from off our necks, in accomplishment whereof, though humane Might and Power have been made use of, yet things have been so ordered and overruled by the Spirit in the midst of the wheels, that we may justly say, We are not saved by Bow, or by Sword, but by the Lord our God; and therefore, in the first place we look upon it as our duty to acknowledge Salvation and blessing to him that sits upon the throne of Heaven judging the right, who hath done whatsoever it pleased him, both in Heaven, and in Earth, and in all deep places. Yet when we also consider how it hath seemed good in the eyes of God to single out your Highness as the man of his right hand, whom he hath made strong for himself, and through your vigilance, courage, and constancy, to do great and wonderful things in the midst of us, in delivering us from eminent and pressing dangers on the right hand and on the left. While, we bless the Lord, our heart is also to the Governors of Israel, who have jeopardised their lives in the high places of the field and are daily going on to second their valiant Acts by prudent Councils, that we may enjoy the end of every just War, which is, a safe and honourable peace. Unto your Highness therefore (as all the people of Israel to their Ruler) we humbly and heartily say, Peace be to thee, and peace be to thine helpers. For which congratulation, his Highness returned thanks to the City of York, and the Gentlemen that presented it. The Lord Ambassador of the King of Portugal had this day audience by his Highness at the Cockpit, and the Queen of Sweden's Agent had likewise audience, being attended by Sir Oliver Fleming, Master of the Ceremonies, and divers Gentlemen, there being with his Highness divers Lords of the Council, and Mr. Secretary of State. The Committee for approbation of Ministers have met in Whitehall, chose their Register, and other Officers, and began to proceed in the business according to the Ordinance of his Highness. The place which they sit in, is at the end of the stone Gallery, at the corner of the Court, and their proceedings are such as promiseth much good to this Nation by the settling of an able, godly, and powerful Gospel Ministry. They sit Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The Welshmen have sent a Declaration to his Highness, wherein they bless God for the late Change and present Government. And the like is come from Norfolk, and other places. To God be all the glory. The Commission of the great Seal being altered, the Lord Lisle, and Sir Tho: Withrington were this day sworn Commissioners for the custody of the great Seal of England for the Court of Chancery by the Clerk of the Commonwealth, before his Highness, and his Council, in the Council chamber at Whitehall. The Lord Ambassador Whitlock who is now in Sweden is also to be one with them. From Windsor we have received intelligence, That Mr. Feak and Mr. Simpson are still under restraint, and have sundry times declared, That they aim at nothing more than the Glory of God, the good of his Church and people, the true propagation of his glorious Gospel, the safety and welfare of each County in particular, and the Commonwealth in general, waiting in hope and expectation of a blessing and success accordingly. And Mr. Powel in his Letter to Mr. Jenkin Jones in Wales, sayeth, That it is a very hard Dilemma when Ministers must be menaced for preaching, and being pressed as from pity to water the parched earth: Alas! alas! whither do his wandering passions lead him? Ay! even into a multitude of Vicissitudes. But, to the present Power, let Us humbly submit: 'tis good to be merry and wise. This night between 6 and 7 o' clock the Lord Lambert, the L. Lisle, the L. Strickland, and the rest of the English Commissioners, went to the Dutch Ambassadors at Sir John Trever's, in the Lord Protector's coaches, with Mr Thurloe Secretary of State, and Mr. Scobel Clerk of the Council; and about 9 o' clock at night totally finished the Ratification of Peace, and the Articles were then signed and sealed by the Lord Ambassadors on the one side, with full power from the States, and the Lords commissioners with full power from the Lord Protector on the other side. And within 15 days the Peace is to be ratified by the Principals on each part, and publicly proclaimed both in England and the Low-countries. Of which, more by the next: in the interim, be pleased to take notice, that one Article is, that the King of Denmark is to make satisfaction to the English Merchants for all the losses by them sustained and the Dutch are to be Security. Another is that both commonwealths are to assist each other, both offensive and defensive, &c. The next thing that we shall present you withal, is, the proceedings of the Royal Party in Scotland, which purports, that the Lord De la Bank's Brothers, seven Knights, and 50 Gentlemen, are gone from the West to Gen. Middleton, with special Horse and Arms, and that the heroic spirits Glencairn, Kenmore, Atholl, Forbes, and divers other of the mickle Lairds, are to also upon their march for a general conjunction with a Resolution to force all they can to rise with them. Hey toss, now the Game goes forwards: but confident I am, and with a candid Resolution I desire, that the success may centre, where the justness of the Cause most depends, and no otherwise. Middleton has a very large commission, and ordered by his Master Charles to dispose of all Affairs both Ecclesiastical and civil. He proceeds with fire and sword against all those that will not join with him, and hath besieged Sinclair castle; besides, they have taken a Vessel of ours going to Lewis Island, laden with Ammunition, Provision, and clothes for that Garrison. In the Southern parts towards Carlisle they are very active in rising daily, which puts the English horse to extraordinary duty, even to tiring out. Since our last, We have received intelligence, that the Highlanders' Army are all joined into one body; but who knows how soon they may be dispersed again: for the English are preparing to give them battle, and desire nothing more than sudden action. They speak high; but as yet dare not descend low: neither dare they interpose, unless with great advantage. The Broad Seal, we hear, is taken by order from his Highness, and disposed of, and the Commissioners for the Relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners are not to proceed these 20 days. Sundry other excellent things are under Debate. It is advertised, that the King of Scots is yet in France, where (say the Letters) he will stay a little, and see what effects the Treaty will produce betwixt England and France. He had a Present given him a little before Easter by some of the Protestant Nobility of that Kingdom. In the Holy days the little Queen his mother came to see him in the Palace Royal, and King Louis vouchsafed him a visit in the Louvre; After which, she returned to her Devotions in the Nunnery. But if there be a peace concluded between the Commonwealth of England, and the Crown of France, then they are to be excluded from the Court. Well! Patience is a Virtue: And I question not but ere long to represent you with the glad tidings of the Olive leaves under the happy Government of Oliver our Protector. There hath been a very sharp Dispute between the Paul frigate, and a Flushing man of War, the last Week; but after 5 hours Conflict, the Hollanders were forced to yield, and now lie at the mercy of our States in Plymouth. Presents us with an Ordinance for adjourning part of Easter Term, which take as followeth: Whereas many abuses and corruptions are crept into the ordinary course and administration of Justice, both in Law and Equity, the Reformation whereof hath not yet been attained: Out of a tender care and desire that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, It is held convenient and necessary to Adjourn part of the next Term of Easter: Be it therefore Ordained by his Highness Lord Protector, by and with the consent of His Council That part of the said Term of Easter now next coming to be Adjourned, that is to say, from and after the first Return called Quindena Pasch, unto the first Return of Trinity Term, called Crastino Trinitatis: And all and every person or persons, which have cause, or commandment to appear in any of the Courts at Westminster, in or at any day or time, from and after the said Return, called Quindena Pasch, and during the said Term, called Easter Term, may tarry at their dwellings, or where their business shall lie, without resorting to any of the said Courts for that Cause, and without danger or forfeiture, penalty or contempt to be in that behalf. And be it also Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That Writs of Adjournment shall be directed to the Justices of the said Courts, giving them authority to adjourn the said part of the said Term of Easter, as aforesaid, that is to say, from and after the first Return called Quindena Pasch, until the first Return of Trinity Term, called Crastino Trinitatis, as before is said, and the said Adjournment shall be made, as aforesaid. And be it further Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That all Matters, Causes and Suits, Depending in any of the said Courts, shall have continuance, and the parties shall have day, from the day of the said Adjournment, until the said Return of Crastino Trinitatis, as is aforesaid: And the Lords Commissioners of the Great Seal are required to issue forth Writs accordingly. And be it further Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That the Sheriffs of London and Middlesex, and all other Sheriffs both in England and Wales, do forthwith proclaim and publish this Ordinance in the Chief Market Towns within their several and respective Counties. Henry Scobel, Clerk of the Council. The Ordinance for better amending and keeping in Repair the common Highways within this Nation, was presented to public view. Upon the arrival of the News at the Hague, touching the signing and sealing of the Articles of Peace between England and Holland, the Royal Party were much startled thereat, and Major Gen. Massey was pleased to make this construction upon the Ratification, That sith Providence had pleased to make up the Breach between the two Republics, it was impossible that his Masters Game should go forward, and that he conceived it would redound most to the honour of the English Chevaliers, to engage mutually in the Christian service, against the Turks and Pagans. A most noble and heroic Design, and I desire that it may prove effectual. But on the contrary, the major part are exceedingly revived in spirit, and the Merchants on both sides have great cause to rejoice; for the Pirates begin already to seek out for shelter, and to strive off from the Narrow Seas. A fair riddance. And the Navigable Affairs appear somewhat clear, the Clouds of Picaroons being gallantly expelled. There is lately published an excellent piece, exceeding useful for those who are detained in prison, and indeed worthy the perusal of all Englishmen, entitled, Clavis ad apriendum Carieris astia; Or, the High Point of the Writ of Habeas Corpus discussed. And not only the several Branches of the said Writ, but also the Authorities of both Common and Statute Law (with divers ancient and obscure Records) produced and cleared. Showing the Remedies against illegal and unjust Imprisonment. In being the Case of Mr. John Streater, and Mr. John Lilburne in Michaelmas and Hillary Terms last past. With the Opinion of the Reverend Judges upon the whole Matter. With the Arguments of the Prisoners on the one part, and Mr. Attorney Gen. on the other. Printed for R. Moon at the seven Stars in Paul's Churchyard, near the great North door. Finis.

The Loyal Messenger, Issue 4

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A Jersey Vessel went Saturday last out of this Harbour homewards; but the same night a very great storm rose at Sea, and brought the ship back again upon our Coast, where she was cast away in the West-bay between Portland and Rotberry, all the men being cast away but the Shipman and two Passengers that were soldiers, going over to Jersey or Guernsey. There are several Vessels here bound for Ireland, but stayed here by reason of the contrary winds; we have not heard any news from thence: The Pickeroons are still plying about the Isle of Lundy, and often come into the Severn mouth, where sometimes they catch some of our small Vessels. There is nothing more from our Fleet, but that part of them are about Plymouth, and other places to the Westward, some lie our towards the Coast of Brittany, to try if they can meet the Brest-men of War, who have now got good ships, and have considerable strength at sea. This week is arrived our English Fleet from Dunkirk, consisting of about 40 sail, whereof a good part are laden with rich goods, as silk, wrought and unwrought, linen, thread, &c. There are come likewise 5 ships from the East-Land, as also one from Zant; but they are not yet brought into the River. This last is laden with Currants. At last we have received a full relation of the Dissolution of your Parliament, which is here variously spoken of according to the humours and fancy of men. But most men in general do look upon it as the fastest and surest way for the establishment of a Government in your Commonwealth. I know not whether you have heard of the death of the Lord Ambassador le Brun at the Hague, who is much lamented here for his good qualities; his virtue modesty, and great discretion, had brought him into great request and esteem among most men. It is said that his death did proceed from grief of heart, which he took at the death of his wife, who left him eight children to take care of. The King of Spain his Master, hath lost in his person an able Minister of State, and one who was faithful to his trust reposed in him. The King of Spain hath lately honoured the Marquis of Trasigny, and the Earl of Sore, with the Golden Fleece, in recompense of their services; here are some other Lords that do expect to be gratified after the same manner for their late services. Some few days since arrived at Dunkirk six men of War belonging to that place, come from Spain, which have brought over 1500 Spaniards and Irish to serve in these parts: there was a seventh ship in company when they set sail, which must either be put in some Port in England, or is cast away with all her men. The Irish men are already marched towards Brabant to refresh themselves, and get some clothes to their backs, being for most part half naked. This will be another great burden to the Country, and little of service, by reason that they are looked upon as men more affected to the service of France, than to that of Spain, which they did formerly most affect and desire; but these have suffered themselves to be debauched to serve the King of France. Since that the Troops of the Prince of Conde and the Duke of Lorain, and others have taken their Winter-quarters by force of arms, in the Country of Liege, taken some Towns and Castles, and used many other acts of hostility, insolence and violence, It is said that the Prince of Liege and the Archbishop of Cullen, have made a League Offensive and defensive with the two other Ecclesiastic Electors of Triers and Mentz their confraters to assist all manner of Foreign Forces, under what pretence soever it may be. Here is one lately come from Ireland, who reports of a skirmish that hath happened there, between one Colonel Mortaghe O Brien, at present General of all the Catholics in arms in Ireland, and 3 Regiments of the Parliaments Forces, wherein he said the said Colonel hath totally destroyed those three Regiments, and hath taken from them great store of plunder, and hath made himself Master of Bilbullane, the place where the fight was made. But few do give credit to bare reports, unless something more authentic be shown for it. Being constrained for want of room last week, to omit the numbers of the persons that are to be elected to sit in Parliament, from time to time, for the several Counties, Towns and Cities, I shall here insert them, they being according to the proportions hereafter expressed; That is to say, For the Town of Bedford, one. For the County of Bedford, five. For the Borough of Abingdon, one. For the borough of Reading, one. For the County of Berks, five. For the Town of Buckingham, one. For the Borough of Aylesbury, one. For the Borough of Wycombe, one. For the County of Bucks, five. For the Town of Cambridge, one. For the University of Cambridge, one. For the Isle of Ely, two. For the County of Cambridge, four. For the City of Chester, one. For the County of Chester, four For the Borough of Dunishwet, otherwise Launceston, one. For the Borough of Truro, one For the Borough of Penryn, one. For the Borough of Eastlow and Westlow, one. For the County of Cornwall, eight. For the City of Carlisle, one. For the County of Cumberland, two. For the Town of Derby, one. For the County of Derby, four. For the City of Exeter, two. For the Borough of Plymouth, two. for the Borough of Dartmouth, Clifton, and Hardness, one. for the Borough of Totness, one. for the Borough of Barnstable, one. for the Borough of Tiverton, one. for the Borough of Hoyuton, one. for the County of Devon, eleven. for the Borough of Dorchester, one. for the Borough of Weymouth, and Malcomb-Regis, one. for the Borough of Lyme-Regis, one. for the Town and County of Poole, one. for the County of Dorset, six. for the City of Durham, one. for the County of Durham, two. for the City of York, two. for the Town of Kingston upon Hull, one. for the Borough of Beverley, one. for the Borough of Scarborough, one. for the Borough of Richmond, one. for the Town of Leeds, one. for the Town and Parish of Halifax, one. for the County of York, fourteen, to be chosen distinctly by the three Ridings: That is to say, for the West-riding, six, for the East riding, four, for the North-riding four. for the Borough of Maldon, one. for the Borough of Colchester, two. for the County of Essex, thirteen. for the City of Gloucester, two. for the Borough of Tewksberry, one. for the Borough of Cirencester, one. for the County, and the County of the City of Gloucester, except the said City, five. for the City of Hereford, one. for the Borough of Leompster, one. for the County of Hereford, four. for the Town of St.Alban, one. for the Borough of Hartford, one. for the County of Hartford, five. for the Borough of Huntingdon, one. for the County of Huntingdon, three. for the city of Canterbury, two. for the city of Rochester, one. for the Borough of Maidstone, one. for the Port of Dover, one. for the Port of Sandwich, one. for the Borough of Quinborough, one. for the county of Kent, eleven. for the Borough of Preston in Andernesse, one. for the Borough of Lancaster, one. for the Borough of Liverpool, one for the Town and parish of Manchester, one. for the County of Lancaster, four. for the Borough of Leicester, two for the county of Leicester, four. for the city of Lincoln, two. for the Town of Boston, one. for the Borough of Grantham, one. for the Town of Stamford, one. for the Town of Great Grimsby, one. for the county of Lincoln, ten. for the city of Westminster, two. for the county of Middlesex, four. for the city of Norwich, two. for the Town of Lynne-Regis, two. for the town of Great Yarmouth, two. for the county of Norfolk, ten. for the city of Peterborough, one. for the Town of Northampton, one. for the county of Northampton, six. for the Town of Nottingham, two. for the county of Nottingham, four. for the Town of Newcastle upon Tyne, one. for the Town of Berwick, one. for the county of Northumberland, three. for the City of Oxford, one. for the University of Oxford, one. for the Borough of Woodstock, one. for the County of Oxford, five. for the Town of Shrewsbury, two. for the Borough of Brugis, alias Bridgnorth, one. for the Borough of Ludlow, one. for the County of Salop, four. for the City of Lichfield, one. for the Town of Stafford, one. for the Borough of Newcastle on the Line, one. for the County of Stafford, three. For the Borough of Taunton, two. for the City of Bath, one. for the City of Wells, one. for the Borough of Bridgwater, one for the County of Somerset, eleven for the City of Winchester, one. for the Town of Southampton, one. for the Town of Portsmouth, one. for the Isle of Wight, two. for the Borough of Andover, one. for the county of Southampton, eight. for the Borough of Ipswich, two. for the Borough of Bury St. Edmonds, 2. for the Borough of Dunwich, one. for the Borough of Sudbury, one. for the County of Suffolk, fourteen, viz. for the Borough of Southwark, two. for the Borough of Guildford, one. for the Borough of Rygate, one. for the County of Surrey, six. for the City of Chichester, one. for the Borough of Lewis, one. for the Borough of East Grinstead, one for the Borough of Arundel, one. for the Borough of Rye, one. for the County of Sussex, nine. for the City of Coventry, two. for the Borough of Warwick, one. for the County of Warwick, four. for the City and County of the City of Worcester, two. for the County of Worcester, five. for the City of New Sarum, two. for the Borough of Marlborough, one. for the Borough of the Devizes, one. for the County of Wilts, ten. for the Town of Cardiff, one. for the County of Glamorgan, two. for the Town of Haverfordwest, one. for the County of Pembroke, two. for the County of Radnor, two. We began to set sail from Gravesend upon the 6 of this instant November; but the wind coming too much into the North, and being not able to get clear of the sands that day, we were enforced to cast anchor near Quinborough. The next day the wind standing fair, we set sail again, and made a very large course, while about noon the day after; at which time the wind turned full against us, so that we were afraid, that we should have been necessitated to put into Yarmouth Road: But the wind favoured us again for a little time, and we made forward; yet it was not long ere we were much becalmed; and so we were exercised with uncertainties of winds, until the 12. instant, when there came a very fair wind, which carried us on with full sail; so that on the 14 instant at night, we cast anchor on this side the Seagen, or Seah. And on the 15. we came betimes into this River. As we came along our ship met with four Holland Fishermen, and boarded one of them: But my Lord Ambassador willing to pass peaceably over the Seas, Released it again, which did exceedingly overjoy the poor Skipper, who had been undone in his own thoughts before. Yet the Elizabeth, being one of the Frigates that carried some of our company, staying behind to bring up one of our Baggage ships, met with a small Dutch Caper and boarded it and brought it along with them. We were not altogether without Rough and stormy weather, especially the last night, when we Anchored at the Seagen; insomuch that we were afraid we should have lost one of the Baggage ships, which was but very slenderly provided with Tackling: yet (through the goodness of God) we are all come safe, and there is none sick among us, nor anything lost. As soon as ever we were come into the River, being weary of the Sea, we hasted to shore; so that the Governor and Magistrates of the Town could not be ready to give us that Solemn Reception as they intended. The next day, the three Presidents, and the Magistrates came to salute my Lord in a very handsome Equipage and one of them made a Speech in Latin, wherein he acquainted his Lordship; That they had received positive commands from the Queen, to demonstrate all Respects to the English Ambassador, whom she had received notice would arrive here in a short time: And withal desired his Lordship's excuse, that they were not prepared to give him a more pompous entertainment at his first landing. Afterwards the Governor came to give his salutation, which he performed with great demonstration of civility and respect. And, indeed they are very ready to accommodate us in anything, and to give us all possible help and assistance in our intended journey towards the Court. The Queen is at present at Upsala, but we are uncertain whether she intends to reside there all this Winter: 'Tis supposed that she may return again to Stockholm, there dying but two of the Sickness the last week. Our journey thither will be tedious and chargeable. And now begin to find by Experience, That those who are employed upon solemn Missives into so barren a Country, must needs be supplied with a very large Purse. After we have Refreshed ourselves, and Rested our Horses here a few days, we shall begin our journey, having already sent Letters to the Court of his Lordship's arrival here. We must be enforced to carry all our Baggage by Land. The Presidents of the city after consultation had amongst themselves, giving us this advice; which will be a vast charge. The Count of Almarantio Lieut. General of the Spanish Horse, sent forth part of his Troops on the 6 of November to pillage between the Towns of Arontium and Megretum; and to expect there likewise a conjunction of other Forces. But Andreas Albuquercio general of the Portugal Horse, marching towards them, the Spaniards seemed by a false march to be retreating, that they might unite with their main body, and so fall upon the Portugal Forces: which the Portugal perceiving, the Governor of Castelvitense, a Portugal Governor, speeded away with about 250 Horse towards the enemy's frontiers, not far from Valenita; where coming in view of 300 Spanish horse, he after a short dispute, put them to flight, and pursued them so far, that at length he came in view of 400 other horse of the enemy's; by whom being over-numbered, and his men being disordered in the pursuit, he was repelled with the loss of some few, many wounded, and the Governor himself with two Engines, were taken. On the Spanish side, was one Captain slain, in this skirmish, and divers mortally wounded; among whom, Don Alvarez a Luna, so to the Count of Montigiense. Hereupon, Albuquercio general of the Portugal horse, followed the enemy betimes the next morning, and found them not far from Aroncium very numerous, driving away 1200 head of cattle. The Spaniards were 1500. the Portugals but 950 horse. It was valiantly fought by both sides, and notwithstanding the odds in number, the Portugals became victors, and had pursuit of the enemy till night. There fell many gallant Commanders of the Spanish party; among whom, Almarantius their Major general, 17 Colonels, and many wounded. The number of Spanish slain upon the place, and of them that fell in the fight was 300. 400 taken prisoners, and a great number of horses, by the Portugals; who also had some loss, but not considerable. No Officers slain, save only a Major, divers are wounded. all things are now in readiness here, for the reception of the English extraordinary Lord Ambassador Whitelock, who is not yet come on, but is expected daily. This reception and entertainment as is thought, will be very stately; yet cannot be so extraordinary here, as it would have been, if the Court had continued at Stockholm; because of several things, which this place doth not so richly afford as the other. His Excellency the Lord Ryx-Chancellor is likewise expected here this week; who makes haste to be here before the Lord Ambassador, for to help to receive his Lordship. From hence little news. His Majesty the Emperor was resolved to go a hunting in company of his Majesty the King his son, to Newstadt; but being since taken off with more earnest and important affairs, hath now excused himself and remains here. The 300000 Ryx-Dollars that were heretofore, by some of the German Princes, ordered for the Scotch King, are now concluded by the General Assembly to be given him: it being also enacted by the said assembly, that no books or pasquils whatsoever written against, or in the disdain of the said King, should be suffered to be bought or sold in any part of Germany, under the Roman Empire by pain of life. By letters out of the Polish leaguer from the 30 December, We understand, that the Tartarian Army, being joined with the Cossacks do advance towards us; so that it is believed, we shall fight them tomorrow if they come so near. The Prisoners declare, that of the Tartars there were no more than 60000 men, of whom scarce 30000 are able to draw swords, the rest consisted for the most part of pressed Soldiers; so that, if we chance to meet with them, we make no question but that at this bout, we shall wholly destroy them. These three or four days, there has been a report here; yet without ground, as if our Sindicus residing for this City in London should be murdered there by a disguised person in his own house; but whether it be true, an who these murderers may be is, yet unknown: The English letters, by whom the confirmation thereof was expected, being neither on Saturday last, nor today come on. No Post came hither this week from England; but from Amsterdam, they write that you have been doing great matters, proclaiming the Lord General, Lord Protector of England, Scotland, and Ireland; that the Parliament is dissolved, and that you are absolutely concluding peace with them. The reporters speak not of any Tumults hereupon among you, but that all is quiet: which (if true) shows the rare temper of your people, and a special hand of God carrying on affairs, that so great changes should be without blood or distraction. This last week here passed through this City an Envoy from the Duke of Curland to the Parliament, by land towards Dunkirk. No farther news concerning the Lord Ambassador Whitlock: save that the very same day that the Post came from Stockholm, the Ambassador was to be at Court at Upsahla, where eminent preparations were made for his reception. There is not much hath come to my knowledge since the last. There is a ship of arms from Holland certainly landed about Loqukaher in the Highlands: with which a ship of Captain Bressie's (which lay about the Lewis for trade) had some change of Ordnance, but not having men to board her, durst not go forward, and the next day, the Highlanders put more men on board the Hollander. One Man of war would have cleared these Coasts, and prevented their passage: this was the ground of the enemy's motion, which as I hinted in my last was supposed to bend Northwards towards Aberdeen; but it was to fetch these arms, what number, what other provisions there were I know not: but Col. Wogan hath made great promises to them, from their King, and is made a Colonel. Rory Mac Cloude, Tutor to young Mac Cloude, came over into the Herries, which is a part of Lewis Island to raise men: but the people would not obey him, not that they have any love to the Commonwealth, more than the rest of the Highlanders, but because they are under the power of our Garrison, and he hath no visible power to defend them, they never giving intelligence till he was returned to the main, and had endeavoured to surprise some Vessels of Captain Bressie's, who having some notice of it prevented his Design by putting into an open Road. The men which he hath are about 400 most of them are old Irish Rebels, which have made their escape from thence: he is waiting for Kenmore's coming into the North Highlands to join with him. There is a Man of war of Holland lies between the Lewis and the main, with whom Mac Cloude holds correspondence. After that Captain Welsh had landed the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, he put to sea again, and met with two Hollanders riding at the Scah; the one 400. the other 350 Tons, laden with Wheat, Rye, Wool, and Planks, both which he took, and brought away with him, and by storm was forced to come a little way within this Port, but without the command of the Forts. The Lord Ambassador was earnestly pressed to send for the Captain, and to discharge the Prizes, but answer was given, that it was conceived a matter not appertaining either to himself, or to the Queen's Officers to meddle with; and believed that the Queen's Ports would not be denied to any Englishman, who has Commission by Authority of Parliament, coming here to shelter himself against storms: That the Conflict had been upon the high Sea, betwixt the English and Dutch, who were enemies. For these Reasons, his Excellency the Lord Ambassador refused to do anything in it. This day some of Captain Welsh his men coming to this Town, were, staid and brought before the Landtsher, who examined them, and sent his Major to the Lord Ambassador, to know whether he would own the Captain; whereto answer was given, that his Excellence did own him, as one who he did believe had had a Commission by Authority of Parliament; whereupon the men were dismissed. But our English people have the more trouble here, and the less favour, because the Queen's Admiral is a Hollander. This Court is now very busy about Marriages: that of the D. of Candale is to be done out of hand, and the Prince of Conti is coming to town to accomplish his with the Cardinal's Niece. There is an Express from the King of Portugal to their Majesties, who hath sent them the Picture of his Daughter, which is going to be dressed after the French mode, as if the King were already taken with it. Most worthy, loving Friend, I cannot omit or pass by (having saluted you) but relate the great sadness that is here, to wit, the hand of God manifesting itself by a very great and lamentable fire breaking forth in the night, between the sixth and seventh of January; as thus, about half an hour past eleven of the clock that night; it began at the South-end, in a Mill that beats hemp, called by the name of the Reyger, which could not be quenched in any wise by reason of the vehemence of the wind. So that the fire overrunning that in the first place, with over-violence consumed all to the very ground, as well in the South end, and all in St. Jacobs street, and the Meal-sacks neighbourhood, as also the Anabaptists Congregation-house, and a Church of ours, with the Church-house, and Town-house, leaving in the room much desolation. The number of houses destroyed, as men compute, are between five and six hundred, besides many Busses, Boats, and fishing Vessels, whose number is not yet known. Thus the fire continued (being driven with the wind) as far as the Bemster-dike, the bridge in the way being also fired. Some men give out that the fire flew over into the Bemster, to the damage of many there. Moreover it is affirmed that divers people, great and small, have been overtaken by the fire, and burnt; but whether so or not, time will produce it to us. The sadness is here greater that I can intimate or transcribe. God in his mercy preserve all people from such sad disasters, and doleful violations. Farewell, and rest commended in the Lord, more particularly with the next. The 28 of December, the enemy had a Rendezvous upon the Hangh (a piece of plain ground near Weyme.) The parts about Weyme are miserably wasted, and the Gentlemen of Atholl ill resenting their oppression, Kenmore and Glengary marched North with about 200 horse and foot, intending to meet Seafort at Lagennongham Drum, where their whole body intends to Rendezvous: Before their going there was a falling out between Kenmore and Glengary, and a Duel appointed, but prevented by the endeavours and wits of their associates. Wogan with his 20 Cavaliers, are at present with Atholl near Logiret, well mounted, armed, and several of them in rich apparel, which adds encouragement to the Highland fury. The enemy have had severally spoiled most of such horses as they have taken from Gentlemen's stables, their bellies almost dried up with heats, too much corn and ill dressing. Their Levies in Perthshire are at a stand; they get no men but some poor rogues; and the penalty they impose upon the Country is, if they can take a rich man, they keep him till he can ransom himself; and take several able bodied men out of their beds, and force them into arms, or make them hire others; but what addition they will have in the North, is uncertain. On Friday last, the Earl of Kenole, about 8 in the morning, appeared near Glamis, with a party of horse, consisting of 70 or thereabouts; his design was to surprise the horse belonging to Glamis, as they came from watering, lying in a covert-place for that purpose, thinking thereby to increase his number, and to procure exchange for his men taken at Edgill, and coming at first with a small party riding into Glamis, took 3 of our men, which Major Ducket (who commanded Col. Riche's Troop then) having notice, sent out his Quartermaster with 20 horse, to discover his party, who advancing with two files of foot that were to make good a bridge, gave them a charge, and routed and dispersed their whole party, took the Lord Kinole and 14 more, all much wounded: about 35 horse: and at the coming away of the Letter, had sent out a party to gather up the rest, all quitting their horses, and betaking to the bogs; Major Ramsay was there, but escaped. We had one man killed, and 7 wounded all slightly; three of the enemy were killed on the place, and our men that were taken, rescued. We have nothing to communicate from hence, save that more an more of Satan's flights and devices do appear, by newer discoveries of Witches. There are 25 already in the Gaol at Launceston, and more like to follow. The only news from Sea is, That our Fleet is still about the Channel. The Dutch Deputies being returned home, there is news of them since their departure. What the Issue of the Treaty is time will tell. Or the Entire Body of Logic in English. Unfolding to the meanest capacity the way to Dispute well, and to Refute all Fallacies whatsoever. Printed for George Calvert, and are to be sold at the Sign of the half-Moon in Paul's Church yard, near to the little North door.

Mercurius Politicus, Issue 187

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From Monday, March. 27. to Monday, April 3. 1654. This day the Lord Ambassador Bourdeaux from the King of France was entertained (as before ordered) and brought from Tower-Wharf, where he landed, through the City to Westminster in great State by about 50 or 60 Coaches. The first was the Lord Protector's rich Coach wherein was the Lord Ambassador, and five or six of his chief Gentlemen attended by Sir Oliver Fleming Master of Ceremonies, 10 of the Lord Protector's Pages in Liveries, and the Lord Ambassador's Pages with his Liveries. Next the French Ambassadors own rich Coach with other of his Gentlemen in it, that are come from France to attend the Lord Ambassador. Then went the chief Coach of the Lord Ambassador of the King of Portugal, with the chief of the Portugal Gentlemen in it, and the Coachman and Postillion riding in Crimson Velvet coats, laid thick with rich silver lace. After them followed about 20 more with 6 horses a piece of the Coaches of the English Nobility and Gentry, The foremost of which was the Lord Protector's second Coach: And then about 12 with four horses a piece, and last of all some 20 Coaches with two horses a piece. From Italy and parts adjacent, and first from Naples thus: The Duke de Andria, and the Lord Caraffa his Brother, have been this week imprisoned, the first in the New Castle, and the second in the Vicaria, the subject being for some abuses done to a Spanish Officer. We hear from Palermo, the Duke del Infantado the Vice King of Scicilia is now much better than he was, there being great hopes of his recovery from his dangerous sickness. From Rome, There issued out an Order from the Pope, which was sent to the Cardinal Pamfilio (who is still near Tivoli) That from henceforth he use not the name or arms of Pamfilii, and to take anew the name of Astali; likewise not to intermeddle with the managing of public affairs in the Church Dominions, as heretofore, the same being taken from him, as also all prerogatives which he enjoyed as one of the Pope's Nephews; There is lately fallen here and about this City an extraordinary Snow, which in a short time came to be of a foot thick, being much wondered at, in regard the Spring was near at hand. From Venice thus, We hear from Constantinople that they have taken up for their service twelve Ships, English and Dutch; That a public Minister is sent into Barbary with Moneys and express Order that all Shipping fit for service might be made ready to join with the Turkish Army at the Dardanelles: And we have from Candia, that the General Bashaw having intelligence that some of the Country people near Suda had relieved that stronghold, that thereupon coming in an outrageous manner he had destroyed them all with fire and sword, and likewise a conformation from Candia of the taking several Vessels laden with provisions going to relieve Canea. From Turin, The French forces do live very peaceably in their winter quarters, not giving any occasion of discontent to the Country where they quarter, those that are about Tbiolli and Cisterna do the same, and are kept upon a very strict discipline. From Milan, The new Levies go on with all diligence, and we hope will be ready timely for the next Summer's Expedition. The Commissary Gen. of the Artillery, with the Mastre de Campo, and some other high Officers, are ready to depart for Madrid about their particular affairs; we hear from Madrid, that there are great preparations intended for the next Expedition, and to carry on the work the Impost was raised on several commodities, & amongst others on Tobacco, Wool, and Salt, that their Majesties were in perfect health, being sometimes there, and sometimes at the Escurial, to take the fresh air. From the Hague, March 27. The last Thursday were brought in here a Pink sent for that purpose Letters of the 20 instant from the Lord's Ambassadors now in England, whereby we hear they give advice to the Lords States, that the Treaty of Peace was not yet concluded, but that preparations for Sea were made there in all haste, the occasion thereof was unknown to them, which caused some suspicions and jealousies amongst the said Lords States; Insomuch that the Vice-Admiral Ruyter, and the Scout by night Tromp with other Captains received orders to resort presently to Amsterdam, which they did accordingly Wednesday morning, as also several Messengers were dispatched to the Counsels of the Admiralties. The Lieut. Admiral, the Lord Van-Opdam was likewise commanded to come from Brabant where he was hither. And yet we cannot understand by the Letters come from London the night between the 20 and 21 that any difficulties should have arisen wherefore the Treaty should not go on, so that it is believed that the same may have a good success, and that those preparations made there may be for some other design. We have very little certainty of the Scottish Affairs, It is presumed that Middleton is arrived in Scotland to gather what forces he can to restore the titular King his Masters fortune. Last night a Pink hath been by the Lords States dispatched from Scheveling into England, though he be but stirring up humours to a Boil, which without question will break this Spring. A List of the several Prizes taken by the Phnix, Newcastle, Assurance and Mermaid Frigates since February 1653. March 2. taken by the Newcastle Frigate, one Galliot Hoy, whose Mast being shot by the Board, she was burnt. Taken the same day by the Assurance Frigate, the Hope of Hous-down, burthen 50 Tons, only Ballast on board. Taken then also by the Phnix, the Claus of Hous-down, burthen 50 Tons, only Ballast on board. March 14. Taken by the Moremaid's Boat, the Fortune of Mazeland Sluys, burthen 32 Tons, wherein were many Barrels of Fish, and 6 of Salt, with about 40 empty Cask. Taken the same day by the Newcastle's Boat, the Skell-fish of Mazeland Sluys, with Fish, Salt, and some empty Cask. Taken the same day also by the Phnix her Boat, the Plumpart of Mazeland Sluys, burthen 30 Tons, with Fish, Salt, and empty Cask likewise. March 12. Taken by the Mermaid, the Providence of Mazeland Sluys, burthen 28Tons, with the like lading. March 17. Brought by the Lee of the Phnix and her Boat sent on board, and afterward run on board by the Newcastle, who broke her head and Boltsprit, and forced the Phnix her Boat off, viz. the Fortune of Dels-haven, burthen 200Tons, laden with Brandy wine, French wine, Prunes, &c. March 18. Taken by the Mermaid one Galliot Hoy, burthen 25 Tons. March 19. Taken by the Mermaid, two Scotch Vessels, the one laden with Beef, Flower, Train Oil, Deer-skins, and Sugars, the other had only Ballast. Both of them were going for Holland, having been first taken by a private man of War belonging to Enchuysen, but thus recovered. March 27. Taken by the Mermaid, the Wakeing Bay of Enchuysen, and with her eight Guns, 150 pounds of powder, shot proportionable, 12 Picks, ten Muskets, eight Pistols, and a Boat with four Oars. From Dalkeith March 21. The Lord Ray hath sent to Skelco for Arms for his men, Seafort was expected the 10 instant within five mile of Crabsdale, with his Men, Sir Geo. Monroe and Middleton were then in Stranraver, and to meet Seafort and Ray at Inra with their whole force, where also Glengary with his rabble are to join with them, and so force Sutherland and Caithness to rise. It is reported that since Middleton, a Lord is landed with some Men and Arms. The Garrison of Lewis have made slaughter of the Country people that joined with Seafort, and they have also slaughtered some of the Garrison, the old Natives joined with our men against the rest of the Country: so that the divisions cause great devastations in those parts. Those of Col. Daniels's Regiment which quartered in the Garrison of Logie, have found 22 new Muskets, 9 Firelocks, 11 Swords, 9 or 10 sets of Bandoliers, three quarters of a barrel of Powder, and 13 bundles of Match, they were close made up in an Wall, and found out by accident. Sir Arthur Forbs is again from the Hills, and divers parties in these parts stealing Horse, which the wit of man cannot prevent, the Country are so false, and yet cannot but see, that all that those people from the Hills can do, is to ruin them, rather than injure the English, against whom they pretend their chief quarrel. The Commander in chief hath apprehended and confined some who discover themselves addicted to the other Party; one of them being Mr. Knox at Kelsay, partly for praying for the pretended King, and declaring his affection to the Rebels that are in arms against us, and partly for somewhat of correspondence. From Frankfort, the 16th of March, 1654. From Warsovia: The main business now in agitation at the Diet, is about the finding out of considerable sums of money towards the raising of new Regiments for the strengthening of our Army against so potent an adversary, and never more need than at present, in regard that the Emperor of Russia, among other our Enemies, is now in the field with an Army of two hundred and fifty Thousand men, which yet he doth not think sufficient, but also, after many solicitations, hath received the Cossacks into his protection, their General having in their name acknowledged him for their Lord and Sovereign, this work being thus brought about chiefly by the Patriarch, who doth wholly dispose of him and his Army by his Council: and for security on the Cossacks part of their Fidelity, this General hath put three places into the hands of the Muscovites, and commanded all the Province of Ukraine to be in arms upon the coming in of the Russian Army. We hear from Riga, That the said Emperor hath removed all the Strangers that had any Office in his Army, upon suspicion that they might prove false to him; and that he hath already taken many Prisoners out of the Province of Smolensko. From Regensburg: The Assembly meets here twice of a day upon hastening the conclusion of Affairs, by reason the Emperor hath now declared he will be gone by the latter end of April: That main point concerning Justice being at last agreed upon. The Earl of St. Amour hath been some few days in this City, where having had several Conferences with the Spanish Ambassador, he is gone to Vienna, there to invite the Duke Francis of Lorrain to come and command the Lorrainers during the detention of the Duke Charles his Brother. From Cullen: Notwithstanding the many fair promises which were made to our Commissioners at Regensburg by the Diet, yet are we in continual fear that all the preparations made by our Elector do only aim at this City; and therefore this City is resolved to stand upon its own defence and to have some forces on foot for their preservation: in the mean time to keep us in hopes of peace he lets us have a free Trade on the Rhine, and we hear he is expected at Boone in a few days. The Lorrainers are now quite gone out of the County of Liege, and the Archduke Leopoldus hath promised he will take care that County shall be free of soldiers. Paris the 2 of March, 1654. There hath been a great dispute about the choosing of a new Bishop for this Diocese, the Dean and Chapter having proceeded to the election of an Archbishop, as soon as the other was deceased, and by reason that the Cardinal de Retz was his Nephew, and had the reversion, therefore the place is fallen to him, as being his due, which is much displeasing to the Court, and therefore would have the Election to be null. The King went on the 21 instant to the Parliament, all the Chambers being assembled there, the Chancellor caused the process against the Prince of Conde to be read, and order was passed for the speedy prosecution thereof. The 23 there marched out of this City ten Companies of Foot Soldiers, and the French guards, and four Companies of, Switzers who are sent to recruit the Garrison of Arras, and are to be commanded by the Baron of Vauturneux. The Marriage between the Duke of Candale and one of the Cardinal's Nieces is yet delayed, and some will have it be broken off: There is much discontent among the Protestants in Languedoc for their hard usage by the Parliament at Tholoze, where there is no justice to be had for them upon any cause, but continually are paid with delays, or flat denials. We hear from Perpignan that the Spanish Horse had left their Quarters in the County of Lampourdan, and were gone to the Plain of Vrgel, that so they may protest those who are appointed for the demolishing of all the fortifications of several Towns and Castles in the Province of Catalonia, which is to be done speedily according to an Order from the Counsel of Spain come to that purpose unto Dom John d' Austria, the intent being to reserve only Barcelona, and some 9 Towns more fortified, and to slight the Works of all the rest: The Count de Harcourt is now again upon a Treaty with the Court, having delivered Tanes Castle to the Marshal de la Ferte, he likewise sent one of his Gentlemen to the Court, who in his name hath made submissions and promises of future obedience to his Majesty, as also to carry Letters to his Brother the Duke d' Ellouf to carry on that Treaty, and a full power to end the same, and make a speedy conclusion; but news being spread this morning that the said Duke was deceased, might be a means. Yesterday the 27, the King with many attendants went to the Parliament to see their proceedings in the Process against the Prince of Conde, the Presidents and Councillors being all present in their ordinary Habit, and this Morning the King goeth thither again to be present at the pronouncing of the Sentence against him all the Chambers being assembled, and the Presidents and Counsellors to be in their Scarlet Gowns: The Cardinal hath so much tempered with the Marshal de Hocquincourt, that he hath prevailed so much as to draw him from the frontiers from Peronne, and is now to come to this City, many fair promises being made him, not only of security for his Person, but likewise for great preferment upon his compliance. This day the Lord Ambassador Bourdeaux from the King of France, had public audience in the Banqueting house in Whitehall, which was richly hung with hangings, and a great number of people present. The Lord Ambassador was carried in the Lord Protector's chief Coach, and with him some of the Council, and Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies, attended by divers of the Nobility and Gentry in the Coaches of the Portugal Ambassador, and the Dutch Ambassador, and the Nobility and Gentry of England, above forty Coaches, most with six horses a piece. Being come to Whitehall he was received by his Highness the Lord Protector, who was with his Council at the upper end of the Banqueting house, and after several Congies each to other, the Lord Ambassador made a speech to his Highness's answer and salutings, he returned back again. A Committee of the Council is appointed to Treat with him. From Bristol March 27. Yesterday, a new complete Frigate was launched here for the Lord Protector and the Commonwealth, and another of the 3 Rate is raising on the Stocks. The sufferings of this City of late from the Brest men of war have been great; scarce a week, but one ship or other of this Port hath been taken by them. By Letters from Frankfort thus. We hear from Stockholm that the Queen of Sweden having visited here Mother at Nicoping is again returned to Ypsal to be present at the great assembly of the Senators, which is now to begin, and among other things which are to be debated in order to what shall be done at the next Diet, that which concerneth the affairs now in hand between England and them is to be discussed, and after some days the Queen intends to go to the Copper Mines, and there to remain until the beginning of the Diet: Our last Letters from Poland advise us, that as yet they have not any tidings of the arrival of their Ambassador, but only that having escaped several dangers, he was fairly on his journey, and they hoped in a few days to hear of his arrival: The Country doth continue in great fears for the great preparations they see made in Muscovia, where they have got together above two hundred and fifty thousand men, with the which they threaten to enter the Country by three several ways at once. We hear likewise that one Zuischi, who heretofore was arrested at the request of the Emperor of Russia in the City of Lubeck, and since that carried to Moscow, (which is the chief City) being brought to his Trial, was put to the Rack ordinary, and extraordinary, had his head cut off, and his body thrown upon a dunghill without burial, his Charge was, for having assumed to himself the Title of a Prince of Moscovia, which he was not, but a counterfeit. The general Diet is not yet concluded at Regensburg, although the Emperor doth press very much that they should speedily put a period to it, his presence in Hungaria being very necessary for the speedy redress of many things which are out of order, and to provide for the preservation of the Country against the Turkish invasion, which is much feared this next Spring, the Turks appearing very strong upon the Border. The Dukes of Luneburgh, Holstein, Brunswick, and Meckleburgh, who were met at Hamborough, are all returned homewards, having had first several conferences, about making a defensive league between them. The Earls of Welphalia have been received Princes at the Diet, and so taken their place upon the fourth Bench, in the Chamber of Princes. The Earl of Groesfelt having returned thanks to the Company in a grave Speech for having admitted them into their Honourable society. The Earl of Soremburgh who was sent by the Emperor to Rouxelles, is now on his way homewards, not having given to the Elector of Cullen such a satisfaction as he expected, he doth go on in his Levies, and intends to quarter them in some part of Westphalia. This Day his Highness the Lord Protector, with advice of his Council, passed an Ordinance for Relief of Persons that have acted in the service of the Parliament, to this effect. That whereas many good and necessary Acts, Ordinances, and Orders of Parliament have heretofore been made for the encouragement, Indemnity, and saving harmless of such persons as have in any sort either by Sea or Land Engaged, or Acted, or Commanded to be done, any matter or thing whatsoever by Authority, or for the service or benefit of the Parliament; And Committees having been appointed to take care therein, and that Justice should be done accordingly, the Power of which Committees being determined, and so no course settled for parties grieved, His Highness, having a continued and lively sense of such men's undertakings & hazards for the service of the Public in times of eminent danger and extremity, And being willing that full remedy should be provided for their safety, Doth, by and with the Consent and advice of his Council, Declare, Establish and Ordain, That all and every the said Acts, Ordinances, and Orders of Parliament, and every Article, Clause and Sentence in them, or any of them contained, shall stand, remain, and be in full force, effect and virtue, and be put in practice and execution, and be pleadable and made use of in all Courts of Justice, as fully and absolutely, to all intents and purposes, as if the same had been now particularly made for such purpose. And further Ordained, That where any person that ought to have been Indemnified, by the true meaning of the said Acts and Orders of Indemnity, hath any Judgement or Verdict already obtained against him at Law, for any matter or thing for which he ought so to have been indemnified, by whereof he is disabled to plead his matter of Indemnity before the said Judges before mentioned, that then in every such case, upon complaint exhibited before the Barons of the Exchequer, setting forth his case, and alleging such matter for his Indemnity, as that Court shall judge sufficient; and also give in such security, as the said Barons shall approve of, to pay Cols unto the party molested or drawn so in question before the said Barons, in case he shall not prove the suggestion of his said complaint. Provided always, That nothing in this Ordinance be construed or understood to revive the power of the said Committees in any the former Ordinances or Acts of Parliament named, so as to enable the said Committees to intermeddle in the execution of any the said Acts or Ordinance. As see further by the Act is itself printed. From Leghorn March 10 1654 stilo novo: We hear by a Ship from Barbary with Corn, that the Turkish Agent being come to Tunis hath pressed or taken up all the Galleys and Ships fit for service, and intends to do the same at Algier and Tripoli, in his coming hither he met two small Turkish Pirates, who being come up to him, and viewed him on both sides, not finding him a fit match to fight with, they tacked about and left him: This morning is come a report that the French Pirates had met with two English Merchant ships, and after a long fight had taken them, both homewards bound, but by reason those that brought the news vary much, therefore little credit is given to it till there comes further confirmation. From Vpsal the 27 of Febr. 1654. S.N. All the actions of our great Queen, are so many wonders, and continual effects of her Royal virtues, and of the greatness of her incomparable courage, but some few days since in special she did give such proof thereof, that the same may be called the Crown of all her other actions, seeing it doth manifest to the world how this admirable Princess hath set herself above the Crowns, under which men commonly do seek their satisfaction and glory. The 23 of this instant she having summoned all the Senators of the Land, they all made their appearance, except 9. who were out of the Land upon public employment; there this Princess did declare unto them the design she had to leave the charge of the Kingdom, and to that end that she was resolved to go to Nicoping to confer with the Prince Palatine of Sweden her Cousin, having sent him Letters to invite him thither, and withal to persuade him to accept the charge of the Kingdom, and the managing of the State affairs; this Prince is the same who was heretofore Generalissimo of the Swedish Armies in Germany, concluded first a peace with the Duke Picolomini, and in the year 1650 at the Coronation of the Queen, was there declared heir apparent to the Crown of Sweden, and by the States Commonalty acknowledged so, having made their Oath of Allegiance to him, as unto their future King, after the Queen's death; we are expecting with great impatience the event of that generous and unthought of resolution. Yesterday, the 26, her Majesty had a mask danced in the behalf of the Earl de Montecuuth, General of the Horse to the Emperor, where were present the English and Spanish Ambassadors, with many of our Senators; the beginning of this Mask was of an exquisite harmony of voices, and instruments, to sing some heroic Poems, composed first by an Italian, called Albertus Vimino, in honour of the Emperor, in the midst of it was a splendid, and Royal collation of Sweetmeats, and other Rarities, and at the end of the Mask was brought by the Earl of Todta a rich Collar, and being laid near the Queen, there was a cushion laid at her feet, then having called to her the Earl of Montecaculli, and with her own hands invested him of that new Order of Knighthood called of Amarantha, and first instituted by her Majesty, who holding both his hands, did make him then promise, that he would truly and faithfully keep and observe all the statutes of that Order: during all this Ceremony the Music both vocal and instrumental, and among other rare pieces then sung, was one made in Italian, whereof all the verses ended thus, Long may live Amarantha. An Ordinance also passed for suspending the proceedings of the Judges named in the Act, Intituled, An Act for the Relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners; which being of so general concernment, take as followeth. Whereas upon perusal and serious consideration had of one Act of Parliament, Intituled, An Act for the Relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners, many Doubts and Difficulties do appear, which must necessarily occasion an Explanation of the said Act, for the better enabling the Judges in the said Act named and authorized for Sale of such Estates as are to be sold by the said Act, for satisfaction of Creditors, which cannot in short time be effected; and without such Explanation and further direction to be given to the several and respective Judges, authorized in and by the said Act, several inconveniences and mischiefs would grow, not only to the said Creditors and Prisoners, but to divers other persons, not meant or intended to be included within the said Act, and will occasion many troubles, and suits in Law, and Equity; For the prevention whereof, due care is likewise to be had: And whereas many of the said Prisoners have offered really to endeavour the satisfaction of the said Creditors, if some further time may be given for that purpose; Be it therefore Ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, that the said several and respective Judges mentioned in the Act, or any of them, shall not proceed to the Sale or Disposition of any the Estates Real or personal, of any of the said Prisoners, or of any other person or persons whatsoever mentioned or intended in or by the said Act; nor shall otherwise intermeddle in the execution of the said Act; or of any the powers or authorities given by the same, until the 20 day of April next. And be it further ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That all Acts or things to be done by the said several and respective Judges, or any of them, by virtue, colour, or pretence of the said Act, from henceforth, and before the said 20 day of April, shall be utterly void, null, and of none effect; saving only that it shall and may be lawful for the said several and respective Judges that have bailed or let out any Prisoners upon Sureties or otherwise, out of Prison (which Prisoners are to appear again at a certain day before the said Judges, and are not absolutely discharged by any Order of the said Judges, as see further by the Act. Paris April 1, 1654. All the discourse at present is concerning that which was acted in the Parliament on Saturday last, when all the Chambers being assembled, and every Member in their Scarlet Gowns, the King then came, and being sat in his bed of Justice, they proceeded in the business of the Prince of Conde, his sentence being read, which containeth, That for being found guilty of high Treason, and Rebellion, against the King his Lord and Liege, he was to put to death, and that so soon as he should be apprehended, his Sentence to be executed, his lands and goods all forfeited to the Crown; in regard of his quality he is not to be executed in Effigy, and as touching the manner of his death the Parliament would not determine, but left it to his Majesties pleasure: The Prince of Conti was not then in Town, but had taken an occasion to go to Chatilli, as some believe, because he would not be present at the condemnation of his Brother, which he could not have excused if he had been in the City: The Treaty of the Earl of Harcourt goeth on apace, and it's thought will be finished within 10 days. The Cardinal Mazarini is not a little troubled because he can not finish the Marriage of he two Nieces, for when it was thought quite done, it was found further off, and very little hopes of the Treaty with the Cardinal de Rets, who doth still remain a close Prisoner in the Castle of Vicennes. Edinburgh, 25 March. The Commander in Chief having issued forth a Proclamation, Requiring all Burroughs and other parishes to secure all suspicious persons, or otherwise to give intelligence of them to the next adjacent Garrison or Quarters under pain of being deemed Enemies to the present Government, and proceeded against accordingly: Several Towns have been lately found guilty of the breach of that Proclamation, and have been fined by a Court Marshal for the same. The last week the parish of Liberton, two miles from Edinburgh, for harbouring 15 of the Enemy by the space of a night and a day, and neither securing them, nor giving Intelligence of them, and the Tories at their going away stealing 15 Horses, the parish was for that offence fined 200 l. sterling, the person in whose House they were concealed, sentenced to Imprisonment during pleasure, and the House where they were harboured to be raised to the ground, and a pair of Gallows to be built there. There are divers other parishes who are summoned in to Court Marshals upon the very same account, who will suffer for it. It is hoped this course will in time compel the Scots not to give any Entertainment unto the Tories, but give notice of them, wherever they shall come, otherwise they will suffer for it. The 21 instant Col. Cooper with a party of Horse and Dragoons from Glasgow, and another party at the same time falling into the Isle of Leven, where about 300 of the Enemy quartered (about 4 in the morning) took McNaughton's Trumpet, and 35 other Prisoners, and narrowly missed McNaughton and Newark, who were both there; They killed 12, whereof of them (as the Enemy confess ) was a Lieutenant of Horse, and took about 60 Horse, and some Arms, totally scattered the whole party, and returned without any loss. This week Capt. Orton Commander of the Sun, and Capt. Bilburn of the Vnton came into Lieth Road, from Lewis and Oikney, and brought three Companies of Col. Cooper's Regiment, and therewith a particular relation of the late infall of the Earl of Seafort into Lewis Island, much to the same purpose formerly related. Dublin March 18. Since the Lord Henry Cromwell's departure for England we have nothing further of news, but that about 1200 Tories are shipped away from Limbrick, and 1700 more are ready for transportation which renders the whole Nation more free, than in times of the greatest peace this Land hath enjoyed. Plymouth Fort, March 24. The news this place affords is, the Commander of the Sapphire Frigate sent in hither a Dutch prize, which hath no loading, only some few barrels of Pitch, &c. This week the Paul, a ship in the State's service, met with a Plushen man of War in the Channel of 15 Guns, who after 5 hours fight took her, and this day brought her in hither, we lost not any man in the fight, but sustained some damage in Masts, Sails, and Rigging; the Enemy lost 13 or 14 men, and the ship much torn, she hath some silver in her, and some small quantity of Wines. Great have been the Expectations and hopes of a Peace and Union between the two Commonwealths of England and Holland upon this last Treaty, which we have several weeks mentioned, and we can now safely assure you, that the Articles of Peace, both in relation to them Denmark, are absolutely concluded on, and for a full confirmation (undoubtedly) will be signed and sealed by Commissioners on both sides, before the publication of our next. This is licensed and entered according to Order

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The Agreement of the high and mighty States of the United Provinces, with his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland; and their ratifying, confirming, signing, and sealing of the Articles for Peace. With their electing of the Lord High Admiral Opdam to be sent to his Highness. The k. of Scots' letter to the Highlanders, & their proceedings with fire & sword against the Lowlanders. The rising of the Tories in Ireland, and the sending of an Ambassador from the King of France to the Lord Protector in England. The advancing of the Royal James from Brest, and a List of the Names of the new ships commissioned by the King of Scots, with sundry other remarkable Occurrences, from Denmark, Sweden, and the Netherlands. London, Printed for G. Horton, to prevent all false Copies. The Highlanders are very much exasperated near the Land of Giants, and have proceeded with fire and Sword against the Lowlanders, in Murray-land. They have assaulted Sir Peter Hayes's house called Meginch, but were forced to retire after a small dispute. Since which time, a strong Party of horse have been in Gowry, and have burnt abundance of Corn, making great devastation upon the Earl of Lithgow. The Lord Mayor and Aldermen of London having invited His Highness the Lord Protector to dinner at Grocer's Hall, the several Companies of the City had (this day) Order from the Lord Mayor to meet at Guildhall in their Gowns, and from thence to place themselves according to their superiority in the streets, from the lower end of Cheapside even to Temple-Bar, to attend the coming in of so great and honourable a Personage; as appeared by the high & mighty preparations, fit for the greatest Prince of Potentate; for the streets were raised, as in the days of the Kings; and the Rails were all hung with blew Cloth: The City Banners, and the Golden Streamers and Standards were all placed along the said Rails in a most delicate and stately manner. The which being erected and set up, the Lord Mayor, with the Mace, Sword, and Cap of Maintenance, and the Aldermen in their Scarlet Gowns, rode as far as Temple-Bar, where they met his Highness and all his magnificent Train: And his Highness had the Sword delivered to him by the Lord Mayor, which was returned again; and after a short Oration, in congratulation of his Highness, so soon as He came out of His Coach, the manner of this great Solemnisation was as followeth: First came the City Marshal and some other Officers; then six Trumpeters, with his Highness's Lifeguard; then eight Trumpets more, with the City Streamers, red and white; then the Aldermen in their Scarlet Gowns: Next after them the two Sheriffs, and their Officers; then the Heralds of Arms with rich Coats, adorned with the Commonwealth's Arms, viz. the Cross and Harp; then the Golden Mace and Cap of Maintenance: After which, came the Lord Mayor bare headed, carrying the Sword; next after, rode two Gentlemen bare before his Highness; with whom went twelve of his foot-men, in grey coats, and silver and black silk Lace: His Highness had a very rich coat embroidered with gold and a gold Hatband, who in the height of this Magnificence showed abundance of humility to the people, moving his hat continually unto them all along the streets. After his Highness, came Major General Skippon, and the rest of his honourable Council: then the Officers of the Army, with renowned col. Pride, who was as plain as a Pikestaff in a grey short coat: Then after them, divers Lords, Knights, and Gentlemen, in a most excellent equipage, both on horseback and in Coaches. And coming to Grocer's Hall, the Recorder made a Speech to his Highness, letting him understand, how happy the city were in the enjoyment of his Person. After he had done, his Highness having retired himself a while above stairs, came down to dine in the great Hall, where he sat in the middle of a long Table, his Son the Lord Henry on the left hand, and the Lord Mayor on the right; & on each side of them the Council, with Gen. Monk, Commis. Gen. Whaley, & Mr. Claypool, master of the horse to his Highness, being entertained (besides rare Cheer, and delicate Dainties) with music, Voices, Drums, and Trumpets. After this, his Highness was conducted upstairs again, by the Lord Mayor, to a noble Banquet. This being done, his Highness departed being played out by Oboes, and other loud music. In all which, this famous city hath by these solemn expressions of affection given a good example to the rest of the Nation. I wish we may enjoy benefit under his protection. For, to speak truth, many are unsatisfied, and during the time of this magnificent Feasting, divers of the discontented (though not long since a precious) party betook themselves to praying. The Lord unite the hearts of all his saints. By an Express from abroad the Portsmouth frigate, thus: On the 26 of Jan. we took the Doggord of Flushing, and on the 27 we recovered the Patrick of Liverpool from the Brest men of War, who act by commission from the K. of Scots. We chased cap. Dillon's frigate, but she ran to near Penzance key, that we durst not follow her. The I intended to make up to the Lands-end; but by cross winds we were soon brought within sight of 4 ships of S. Maloes coming from Marseilles, bound for Newhaven, viz the St. Martin with 18 guns & 44 men, the St. Helena with 14 guns, and 32 men, the Protection with 12 guns, and 32 men, and the Francis with ten guns, and 38 men laden with soap, oil, cotton, &c. with whom we came up about one of the clock, and fought them 5 hours. The Martin and Helena had both yielded but we had none of our men aboard; it beginning to be dark, and We being ready to board the Protection, whom we had well paid with shot, bethought ourselves that we should lose the other two in taking her & so cleared ourselves with much ado, & stood to the other who being secured we were bearing for the other yet untaken; but these two ships we had taken were so much disabled, as we were forced to keep by them to save them from sinking, & sent our Carpenter aboard to stop leaks, & men to fit the Rigging, the Admiral not being able to bear sail, which occasioned the losing of the other two. Our ships suffered in hull, masts, rigging, & sails, viz. in the main mast three shot, the top mast two, our fore-yard & mizen-yard made unserviceable; we had several shot between wind & water, 5 men killed, and 19 wounded: some having lost their legs & others their arms: A dismal sight to see. One Prize laden with Wine, taken by the Portsmouth frigate. One sweet Prize laden with Raisins & Figs, taken by the old Warwick. One man of war, with 20 guns, taken by the Sapphire. Two private men of war taken to the Nortward. Two ships laden with Almonds, taken by the Portsmouth frigate. From Scotland they report, that the L. Seafort hath stormed the Fort at Lewis Island, with 1400 men, and taken it from the English; Of this more in my next. From Windsor it is certified, That Mr. Feak and Mr. Simpson have sent a letter to the Lord Protector, and another to their Churches, to desire them to keep close together, and wait upon God, for that the Lord had spoke peace to their souls, & confident they were that deliverance was near at hand. Some things are under consideration touching the restoring of Maj. Gen, Brown to liberty: 'tis time! But poor Judge Jenkins lies still captivated in Windsor Castle. The business of Sir Jo. Lenthal and the Upper-Bench is likewise taken into consideration: of which an account will be suddenly given. The Queen of Sweden has sent a Letter to the K. of Scots, wherein her Majesty doth excuse herself that the present condition of her affairs doth not suffer her to give him satisfaction upon his Demands, protesting that she pities his misfortune. Of this, more hereafter. The peace is concluded between the K. of Poland, and the Cossacks; but the great Duke of Muscovy has sent a letter to the Queen's Maj. at Upsal, signifying that he hath mustered a hundred and sixty thousand men, and desires her Maj. to declare and join with him against the said King. The great Duke of Tuscany has sent an Ambassador to congratulate the Lord Protector and the Lo. Of Amiland in Holland has sent an Agent to his Highness, with Credentials desiring that they may be esteemed as Neutrals, and be accounted as a free State, having not been hitherto subject (as is pretended to any Country. The United Provinces have not yet brought in their Resolves for ratification of the Articles; but go on pell-mell with their Navigable proceedings, and every man is constrained to work upon the Lord's day. The K. of Scots' Pickeroons increase, as appears by the ensuing list and daily infest the Western channel. The Royal James with 38 guns, Richard Beach Captain. The Michael 14 guns, Cap. James Smith. The Bridget 8 guns, Cap. Will Smith. The Francis 10 guns, Cap. Covel, The loyal James 12 guns, Cap. Ia. Dillon The Mary 4 guns, Cap. Rich. Dillon, The St. Francis 20 guns, Cap. Durant, The Charles 8 guns, Cap. Jones, The Blossome 22 guns, Cap. Martin, Margaret 3 guns, Cap. Heldish, Patrick 18 guns, cap. Swart, Katherine 6 guns, Cap. Estmund. Swiftsure 6 guns, Cap. Peters, Frost 7 guns Cap. Rivers, Snow 4 guns, Cap. Murro, Adventure 12 guns, Cap. George, Three French-men with 18 & 20 Gun. Three in the Stocks of 4 guns apiece. Gentlemen, I hope I shall be clear from the blood of this Generation, being sent of God to declare the things hereafter mentioned: For it is evident, I foretold the manner of the death of King Charles, and do herein foresee a great and mighty change. So that if the people now refuse to hear me, (who have had so many witnesses to show that God is pleased to declare his determinate Will by me) they of all others will be the least excusable for despising me, and so the least capable of mercy. For, have they not known how God by me declared the most remarkable things that befell these kingdoms since the wars began: How that 20 years ago I declared the things that befell my late Sovereign, and that I suffered three years imprisonment for the same? How that I declared to the Earl of Essex 7 years before he was a General, that he should be the people's General against the King? Have they not known how that in the year 1646 I declared the downfall of the Presbyterians. How I declared, that the King's Son would come to England long before he came to Worcester, and his success likewise? How I declared to the Parl. that they should be destroyed long before their dissolution? And now, as concerning you, ye discontented people of Black-fryers, that use to meet every Monday, ye pray, ye preach, ye fast, and complain that God doth not hear your prayers; and ye cry to God that he would lend the Spirit of Prophecy by some one or other, to let you understand the things to come, and yet you cannot see them now when God showeth you all these things by me his poor messenger: Therefore, I say unto you, bend your prayers for the present Power; submit unto OLIVER your supreme Governor and Lord Protector and then doubtless ye shall prevail with God in prayers for him, and, have all your desires accomplished; that is, to have the late members of Parliament called to an account for all their vast sums of money, and to have the people eased of their heavy Taxations, and wearisome Burdens, which for many years (poor souls) they have undergones For indeed what is become of the Bishop's, Dean's, and Chapter's land and Delinquent's estates, forsooth? and many other things that are gone I know not where: no, nor he that has as big a head as a Horse I believe: But sure I am, that there are many worth a thousand li. now, that were not worth one hundred pence before the wars began: So that you may clearly see, we have had more Jugglers than Gypsies of late days. And therefore, if ye would have God to hear you, why do you not hear him by doing justly to his Highness, and submitting to the present Government, that righteousness may run down as a River, or else all your seeking the Lord will be in vain; for if ye will still have your prayers granted according to your own sense and will, that is, for you to prevail, kill, and slay all that will not submit unto you, then the Lord will show your folly to all the world. And do not you boast, as some of you do, that ye have had the Spirit of Prophecy these 7 years, that the Armies overcoming your enemies is the fruit of your prayers. Alas! it is but your pride, for it was God's Decree to deliver hid people into your hands for a time, to punish them for their sins, and he revealed in unto me 20 years ago, that your party should prevail as they have done, and then come to a miserable end. But I shall take occasion by the way to speak a Word also to M. Feak, Mr. Simpson, and others of their party, meeting at the aforesaid place at Blackfriars, not doubting but when God shall Arrest them saying, King: 21.19. Hast thou killed and taken possession in that place where the King & his people lost their blood, in that very place shall thy blood be spilt, even thine; and set their Bloody Deeds to cry unto their Consciences, saying, We are thine, and we will not leave thee until thy judgement come; and when Nathan's Riddle is opened unto others, saying, thou art the man, for thou hast given great occasion to the Papist to blaspheme, saying, These are the works of such as would be altogether ruled by the Bible: they will break their Vows, and kill and steal by authority; when like David's their sin as a bloody sheet is set before them, It will make them roar like David, saying, I acknowledge mine iniquity, and my sin is ever before me; against thee, thee only have I sinned, by causing the enemies to blaspheme thy Word, the holy Bible. Oh now I will repent, and endeavour to make restitution to the families we have spoiled, and I will pay my own Vows, and stop the mouths of the Blasphemers of thy Word thereby, so far as I am able, help me Lord, that I may prevail and appease thy hot indignation against me: and my desire is, that those of Mr. Simpson's party would repent and be of the same Resolution: But I know of a certain, there is a Party in this Land that shall fall by their wilful impenitency. But consider, I beseech you, that the Elect must endure and fly, until the Lord come as Lightening to lighten the Earth, to give them hope and assured knowledge that Judgement is coming upon their Persecutors; for ye know, that we are exhorted by Christ Jesus, to compare what we see in his Word with the things done in our times; for he gives us true signs: And then sayeth he, When ye see these things begin to come to pass, know that your redemption draweth nigh. Truly I have no cause to doubt these people; for though they have not yielded to the truth: yet they have been persuaded that my Declaration was so much in the way of God's Spirit, that they did not molest me at all, when I delivered my Petition to the Council of the Army, and spoke in defence of King Charles at that time when I disputed it before them all four hours together. And now I am as the Paul of these Times: he was a Tent-maker, I am a Taylor: I plant and show these things, Apollo, that i, the eloquent Ministers of Christ are to water them; but God giveth the increase. So I recommend all to God and his Ministers, and remain your faithful Servant in Christ Jesus. Arise Evans. His Highness the Lord Protector has appointed certain days every week to receive Reports from the Masters of Requests of Petitions presented to them, and to give Answers. The Highlanders grow numerous in Scotland; and the Tories are too potent in Ireland. They have had several Rendezvous; and sundry times made incursions upon the Lowlanders. But care is taken to prevent the like for the future, if we can. The King of Scots has sent Letters to them, promising aid and assistance. But alas! fair words butter no Parsnips. The English fleet rides still about St. Hellen's Point; but the Dutch are not yet forth. There has been a great shipwreck upon the Coast of France, and divers men drowned. The English fleet from the Straits, Spain, Portugal, and Biscain, are come false into the River of Thames, and several Dutch Prizes also. Ten more are expected every Tide. The last Post from France advertiseth, that King Lewis and his Council have agreed to send an Ambassador Extraordinary unto his Highness the Lord Protector. From Holland it is further certified, that the United Provinces have brought in their Ratification to the Articles for Peace, and that they have both signed and sealed in general; and are preparing of an Ambassador to be sent unto his Highness the Lord Protector, for the confirming thereof: It is said the Lord Updam is the man elected: But of this, more in my next.

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A Declaration of the Hollanders upon the late Treaty, and desires of a cessation of Hostility, and their sending over other Ambassadors. Likewise a Declaration of the Generals, Officers, and Commanders at Sea, with their Addresses to his Highness the Lord Protector. A great fight between the English and the Highlanders, five hundred killed, wounded, taken, and dispersed. The Highlanders' besieging a Garrison of ours called Burgie, and keeping their Guards along upon the River of Findern. Capt: Ker, and Capt: Elsmore killed. General Glencarn's taking up of his head Quarters at Elgan. Eighteen Irishmen condemned for Treason. With other News from France, Denmark, and Sweden. Heir Beverlin (one of the Deputies of Holland which lately went away) being returned again into England, this Day made his Address to his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, the substance whereof was this; That he was employed by the States of the Province of Holland, to signify to his Highness, and his Council, that the States of that Province, and the Province of Westfriezland had a meeting, to consult upon the negotiations and transactions of the late Treaty between them, and the Commonwealth of England, and at length they came to this result, that they signed the Articles which were sent from England, and he presented some Papers confirming what he had said, desiring there might be a cessation of Arms on both sides for a certain time, which would be embraced, could we have assurance that a firm Peace would be concluded with these, and the other Provinces, and till then we have little reason to hearken unto words, considering how they have played fast and loose, not only with us, but with other Nations. The Right Honourable the Lord Mayor of London, and the Worshipful Aldermen of the same, to show as well in this, as otherwise their good affection to his Highness the Lord Protector, and the present Government, thought good that his Highness, and his Council, with other Honourable Persons, should be invited to a Dinner in the City, and thereupon some eminent Persons were appointed to invite his Highness as aforesaid, and in regard of the weighty affairs of the Commonwealth, it was left to his Highness' election, what time he pleased to make choice of to receive the entertainment of the City. About three of the clock this afternoon part of the Rough of Paul's Church near the South door fell down, and one or two boys of those which were playing there, were sorely wounded with the stones, and Rubbish which fell, and had it not been at a time when others were at School, in all probability much hurt had been done. This is the fourth time that sad accidents have happened since Paul's was pulling down. Mr: Wallwine who was lately a Prisoner in the Tower of London, hath his liberty; and Mr: Simpson of Butholphus Bishop's gate, and Mr: Feake that Preached at Christ church being sent for before the Council, were charged to utter many dangerous things, yet one of them pleading ignorance, though the Ordinance was printed, and published before, and upon the examination of the whole matter, they were both committed to custody. It may be here remembered, that when Mr. Feake was called before the said Council some few weeks before this, when he attended in that which is called the Presence Chamber, next where the Council sit; he kneeled down before he was called in, and fell to Prayers, but now he did not so. The Letters from Sweden do highly extol the respects showed to the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, and his Attendants there; as also that the Lord Ambassador doth much admire the wisdom, and Majesty of the said Queen, and her great abilities in State affairs, and in this place we shall give you the substance of the Lord Whitlock's Speech at his Audience before her Majesty. He declared, that although the Commonwealth of England are not encouraged to send abroad when they reflect upon the barbarous usage of their Messengers in some places, yea in her Majesty's Government they have not the least suspicion, but gracefully acknowledged their experience to the contrary; From thence he proceeded to the deliverances of the Armies of the Commonwealth, which have been wonderful; and touched upon the excellencies of her Majesty's Person and Government, making a comparison betwixt her and Queen Elizabeth. He then made mention of the Wars of her Father for the orthodox Religion, and just liberties, which were also the occasions of the Wars of this Commonwealth both in England, Scotland, and Ireland in which GOD was always pleased to determine for the Parliament, and after 8 tenders of the Treaty for Peace to change the Government of England which was occasioned through the extremity of the ill government of the Successors of the Queen Elizabeth, who although foreigners had otherwise received all obedience and subjection from her people. He then made a similitude betwixt the Nations of England and Swedenland in language, manners, and dispositions; and that in no Age there hath been a declared War against them, which being considered to lay a stronger obligation upon both Nations by which, their tranquillity may be preserved, her Majesty having to that purpose sent her late public Ministers into England, the Commonwealth of England to show how acceptable those overtures were, do not only renew the former amity between both Nations, but have employed her to enter into a more strict alliance than hath yet been for the good of both. The Letters out of Mengomeryshire relate some strange Passages concerning Mr: Vavassar Powell, and a Book was put forth in print this week in London, called A Hue and Cry after him, wherein he is charged with absurdities, which (if true) befitted not a man of his profession. Dalkeith 26 Jan: One Troop of Col: Morgan's Dragoons being relieved are gone after him in the North, from whom we have not heard since he marched from Aberdeen. The Regiments in Scotland do well approve of the New Government in England, and the Officers generally send in their Addresses, to be sent to his Highness, to that purpose; only some few of the Major General Harrison's late Regiment, chiefly of the Welsh Troop, the Quartermaster, and some Soldiers are gone off towards England, and the Chaplain to the Regiment. There was a Shallop built up, and four Guns put into her, to secure Trade in the River Clyde, and prevent the Highlanders falling into Renfrewshire, which they often did before; but there being present no other considerable Vessel to assist, (as was expected) three or four days agone one Lieutenant Co': Harriot with some Boats from the Loughs in the Hills, surprised the Vessel. A Lieutenant of Gen: Monck's Regiment, and seven or eight other, (most Officers) were lately taken near Falkirk, by a party, and carried to the Hills. Colonel Humphrey's Troop is come to Musleborough, we long much for the other two Regiments. A Declaration of the Admiralty of Holland, sitting at Amsterdam. Let it be known, that it being conceived, thought, and apparent, that upon the coming of the Lord's Deputies of this State from England, so make Report how far the Treaty is by God's grace and favour effected: Some Merchants', and Masters of Merchants' ships, upon presumption of a cessation of hostility, have been so forward as to have brought out their ships, and goods, and have beyond their hope suffered loss. We have therefore found good, and resolved to give warning unto all whom it concerneth; That the former hostility doth yet continue, and that it is not fit, nor convenient, that one should in regard of the Treaty think himself secure, before upon the continuation of the Negotiation, there shall be a cessation of the aforesaid hostility Proclaimed. Acted in the Assembly of the said Council, the 16 Jan: 1653. F: Herberts. A Declaration hath been presented from the Fleet to his Highness as followeth, (Viz.) For his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland. The DECLARATION with the humble Address of the Generals, and several Commanders present in the Fleet, by them severally subscribed. That these Nations of England, Scotland, and Ireland, having been for some years like the Bush which burned, but is not consumed: And though the Nations round about us stand gazing on to see us made a desolation, as well as a hissing unto them; yet we are hitherto by the mighty power of the Lord, and his wonderful outgoings amongst us, mae rather an astonishment in our preservation, than a reproach, by our ruin and devastation. In which great work of the Lord, we acknowledge with thankfulness Your Highness hath been a glorious Instrument; and hath undergone many hardships, and hazard of all that was near and dear unto you, even to life itself, and understanding by providence Your Highness entrusted with, and hath accepted of the Protection of this Commonwealth in the Government thereof. We are in hope that the Lord intends a settlement of Peace to these poor distracted Nations; and that ourselves with all the People of the Lord shall enjoy, and partake of the same under your protection, according to the Rule of the Lord Jesus. And therefore we have thought it necessary as a duty incumbent on us to declare, that we shall willingly be obedient, and faithful to Your Highness in performance of Your great Trust, and also in the utmost hazard of our lives, (with what else is near and dear unto us) be serviceable unto you in the station the Lord hath placed You, against Yours, and the Commonwealth's Enemies in our several places and capacities during our employments. And having had good testimony of Your great affection, and earning bowels after the of God's People, we are emboldened and encouraged to make this following Address. That Your Highness will be pleased to have a more special eye of favour unto them above all others, in regards they are near and dear unto him, who is the Lord of Lords, and King of Kings, even our Lord Jesus. For which cause he is not ashamed to call them Brethren; And do humbly apprehend that their Privileges will be Your Privilege. And to account of them as of your greatest Jewels, which will doubtless turn to you great advantage &c. From Scotland we understand, that the Enemy make a great bustle, and though it is thought it will be to little purpose, yet see how high their General Glencarn flies in the words of his Proclamation. Forasmuch as to the prejudice of his Majesty's service, and advancement of our to ancient old Enemy the Kingdom of England, who by their perfidious practise, and all unlawful means still pretending the good advancement of the Protestant Religion, hath endeavoured the reducement, and enslaving of us, our predecessors, and Country to their subjection. Many pretended Countrymen of several qualities, within the Shires of Dunbarton, Ayr, Rantfrew, and other adjacent places upon the Southside of the Farth, are not ashamed to bring in, tell, and deliver to several Officers of Garrisons belonging to the said grand Enemy, the whole serviceable Arms, and other offensive weapons, they either have, or possibly can acquire, whereby his Majesty's Levies in most part of the said shires, are greatly impeded far contrary to our natural Countrymen, inhabiting the Northern shires, who by their good example, laying to heart the bleeding condition of this native Country, do all unanimously take up arms, and join with us for relief, and recovery thereof, we do therefore by these presents signify and declare, that whatsoever person or persons of whatsoever quality, within any of the said shires of Dunbarton, Ayr, Rantfrew, or places adjacent, shall upon whatsoever pretence after publication hereof, presume to sell, give, or deliver up to any belonging to the said common Enemy, any serviceable Horse or Arms to the prejudice of his Majesty's service of Levies of Horse and Foot, employed upon any of them, that the whole good and gear of the person or persons disobeyers of this our command (without respect of any) shall be sequestrate, and confiscate for the use of any whatsoever can first apprehend them, for meddling with, and effectuating whereof, these presents shall be an irreducible Warrant, and ordains publication hereof at the Market Cross of Dunbarton, whereby they, no none of the Shires of Ayr, Rantfrew, or places adjacent pretend ignorance hereof. Given at Weems this 22 of December, 1653 sic subscribitur GLENCARN. The Letters from Paris make mention that the Court proceeds against such as were aiding, and assisting to the Prince of Conde, against the King in the late Wars. Monsieur Fonguat hath obtained his enlargement out of Prison, but sentence of Exilement is pronounced against him, during the King's pleasure. The famous Town of Rusa is Relieved with all kind of necessaries, and the Spaniards hath deserted the siege, and hath taken up his Quarters further off. The Prince of Conti is not yet come in, or his Brother the Prince of Conde taken, though violently pursued. From Bristol they write, that they have come to that Port good quantities of Sugars, yet the Brest Men of War ply up and down about the Landsend, and have taken lately many small Vessels of ours. They have also taken two London ships, the one going to the Barbados, and the other coming from thence, but we hope some care will be taken shortly to clear these Coasts of them. We have news from Ireland that the Tories are abroad again in many parts, robbing and thieving, and very manfully run for it when they have done. From the Isle of Man we understand that an Irish Pirate lately took a small English Vessel, bound for a Garrison of ours in the West of Scotland. Two Vessels have been cast away on this Coast by Tempest. Besides the Declaration before recited from Holland, we had other news as followeth. The State's General do sit daily at the Hague, and placets are gone forth for calling together the Deputies of the several Provinces in order to the full concluding of a Peace with England; but some being backwarder than others herein, it is thought it will be March before we know the full result of these things. In the mean time they prepare as fast for War as you can do in England, and are possessed with some fear more than ordinary, because they hear your Fleet is out at Sea already. The Duke of Lorrain hath declared, that he hath had many injuries and affronts from the Elector of Collen. The said Duke hath taken Orsey Castle, where he found 300 Horse, and 750 Pistols with other Arms. Eighteen Irish are condemned for Treason, being of the number of those which had a plot to betray the Garrison of Armentiers. There is great contest betwixt the Emperors Forces and the Swedes about the Town of Bremen, they both claim right to it, but the Emperor hath gotten the possession. There was the 19. of Januar: a fight in Scotland between a party of Athol's Forces which were come down to Dunkel, 200 of our Horse and Dragoons commanded by Capt: Ashby killed, wounded, took and dispersed 500 of theirs. General Glencarn keeps his head quarters at Elgan, his Forces there are estimated to be 1200 Foot, and 500 Horse and Dragoons. Kenmore quarters at Ferrers with about the same number, he sets his Guards along upon the River of Findern. The Enemy hath also besieged a Garrison of ours called Burgie, which we are seeking to relieve. Col: Morgan is marched towards part of the Enemies' Forces; we take divers prisoners. The coming of General Monck is much longed for here. His Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, have under consideration the Regulation of the Law, and particularly the high Court of Chancery. The Last Letters from Falmouth say, that two Dutch Prizes, and one French Prize are brought in thither. Out of France, we hear, that the titular King of Scots, and Prince Rupert are yet at Paris; they send often Letters to the Highlanders in Scotland; the Duke of York is gone to the Army.

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The Declaration and Reports of the Dutch Ambassadors to the States of the United Provinces, concerning the concluding of a Peace with England; and the proceedings thereupon. The Extract and transcription of their Papers; and a perfect Narrative of the late violent & lamentable Storm and Fire, wherein divers men, women, and children, perished in the dreadful Flames, many stately houses burnt, the Anabaptists Congregation house destroyed, and the great Cross, with the Golden Weathercock, the gilded Bowl (that held above a hogshead of Beer) and all that stood above the Emperor's Crown on the high steeple, totally cast down through the body of the new Church, and rent and tore the dead bodies in their Graves. The return of the English Generals from Sea, and the true state & condition of the Navy. Together with a great Victory obtained against the Highlanders, and the particulars thereof. The last intelligence from them King of Scots sayeth, that at the Palace Royal in Paris He hath feasted the French King with some Lords & Ladies, and was accompanied by his two brothers the Dukes of York and Gloucester. Prince Rupert was likewise there; but his brother Prince Maurice is said to be drowned. We have advice from Pomerania that by the town of Pirit over Holdin, there hath been a sight in the Sky, of a Coffin with a black Cross, and there hath also appeared a Dutch Lord overcomed by another Nation: after which was seen a fair Rainbow, and afterward the last Doomsday, at which sight many have been much astonished, and exceedingly affrighted. By our last Post and intelligence from the Navy, we have received very certain and that Colonel Charles James having received a Commission Scots is launched forth into the Deep with the Brest Men of War struck sail upon the Coast of Britain, and there set up his Flag on the called the Vice Ambral. or Sweden, our Post further advertisseth, that the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, with his Retinue was received in a most high and manner by Gothenburg, who made a speech to his Worship, by way of congratulation, in reference to his Embassy from the Commonwealth of England. From further certified that there hath happened a very sad and lamentable fire Amsterdam it is said by some, but at a town some 3 miles off the said City by , and stormy weather, a Rase Mill being driven with such force and violence, that they took fire with such fury and violence, that the Flames forth in such Flakes, that no possible means could prevent this sad and dreadful devastation. The like dreadful Thunder has been at Pembroke in Wales, where not long before the great Lightning, appeared a Blazing Star, to the great admiration of all that beheld it. What these dreadful Signs from Heaven portend, I am not able to make out; but certainly they are Forerunners of some wonderful Events. There is arrived the Fleet from Dunkirk, consisting of about forty sail, whereof a good part are laden with rich goods, as Silks wrought and unwrought Linen, Thread, &c. There is likewise come five ships from the East Land; as also one from Zant, with Currants, but as yet not come up the River. The Ambassadors from the States of Holland have made some further application to his Highness, and his Council; and 'tis hoped there will be a firm and lasting Peace. By an Express from Jersey it is certified, that there hath been a ship cast away upon that Coast, and most of the passengers and soldiers drowned. The King of Scots Men of War are still plying about the Isle of Lundy, and often came into the Severn mouth, where some time they sit very unhandsomely upon Our Jackets, and unworthily seize our small Vessels. From Scotland we have likewise received intelligence, that the Highlanders plays R E X upon the Lowlanders, and commits abundant of Outrages; they are very high in the Levies; but not altogether so successful in their Enterprises, though notwithstanding Fame reports them to be above seven thousand horse and foot (in skits) and that they expect additional supplies from beyond the seas. They have drawn forth their whole Army in a Regimental way, which consists of these ensuing Regiments, to with; Gen. Glencarn, Col: Forbis, Lieut. Gen. Lorn, Col. Brown, Gen. Major Homes, Col: Middleton, Colonel McWait, Col: Melvin, Col: McDonnell, Col: James, Col: Hume, Col: Stuart, Col: Ennis, Col: Straughan, Col: Lilburn is very active, and useth all means possible to prevent and deter them from making inroads upon the English; but by reason of the Winter Season, great is their advantage upon Us; so that additional forces from England are preparing; and Sir William Constable's Regiment are designed for the North: The Oath and Engagement is to be tendered to every Regiment before they march; and the Names of those that have already subscribed, are, Col: Ingoldsby, Col: Goff, Col: Whalen, &c. Produced Letters from Amsterdam, intimating, that their East India fleet, consisting of 150 sail, is much feared to be cast away; such a mighty shipwreck hath not happened these hundred years; besides, many houses are burnt, & the great iron cross, with the Weathercock, and gilded Bowl under it, which was said to hold a Hogshead of Beer, was all blown down, and sailing upon the Graves, tore the dead bodies. At which time, began the great fire, at the Hemp Mill, which consumed all St. Jacob's street, the Anabaptists Congregation house with the Church house, & Townhouse. So that the fire running with over-violence, flew over to the Bremster Dike, and burnt the Bridge. But the greatest loss I hear of was at Rype in North Holland, where an Oil Mill by the storm, in a violent motion by its' own heat, took fire, and burning furiously, destroyed about five hundred houses, and many men, women, and children, were burnt alive, and money goods, valued to be worth forty hundred thousand pounds. Great was the lamentation and cries of children to their Parents, and husbands to their wives, but could not be helped: many a mother's bowels pressing her into the smoke and flame to save her child, lost her life, and her child's also. So the destruction of this Town was in a moment; but the Lord divert and stay his heavy hand of judgment. By an Express from the Navy, thus: The Fleet in the channel, and General Pen with them; but Gen: Blake, Gen: Monk, and Gen: Desborough are returned to Whitehall. The Dutch Ambassadors are now gone over to Holland; and 'tis said, there is a Peace concluded: into the truth whereof, I shall make a diligent inquiry by my next. The French Ambassador, newly come over from his Master the King, had Audience by his Highness the Lord Protector, whom he congratulated in his new Government. The Lord Ambassador Whitlock is said to arrive at Upsal, four miles from Stockholm the 24 Decemb. where he is to have audience from the Queen. Presents Us with a notable subject, called, An Answer to a paper entitled, A true Narrative of the cause, ground, and manner of the dissolution of the late Parliament, &c. Wherein, sayeth the Author, three things were evidently in the principles of divers of those men in the house (whom I, amongst others, thought it not safe to sit longer with) which though I will not determine but that they might be the issues of a deluded mind, yet looked very like the worst designs. First, a general owning themselves to rule the Nation only as Saints, to whom the right of civil Government did belong, as having an extraordinary call from Christ thereto, being the beginning of a fife Monarchy, which was never to cease, but to break in pieces all powers, by making war with them. In which, besides the dishonour cast upon the good ways of God and his people, and the abuse of many Truths, and in particular that of the Kingdom of Christ on earth, a thing to be expected and longed for, as the Scriptures hold it forth to us; 'tis no way hard to discern what a foundation was laid of exalting men (who should take to themselves the name of Saints, though never so unduly) in Government, and excluding all others who had never so great Interest in the Nation, and other fitness thereto, and have a civil Right to rule, when Providence shall give them a lawful Call thereto. Secondly, how great a ground was this to put the stamp of infallibility upon all they should do, and conclude the Nation in whatsoever Impositions they should lay upon them, by pretending themselves Ruling Saints, And that unquestionably by a Divine and extraordinary Right, a thing never before heard of as thus held forth; and which certainly if pursued to the utmost, would give them under that notion, a right to possess all men's properties and estates, as well as dispose and govern them, and introduce such Axioms, as would soon have turned the three Nations into blood and confusion. I intend not hereby any reflection upon the Name of Saints, which my soul honours nor upon the advantage of having godly men to rule; but upon the ill and dangerous use by Satan's Temptations may be made of such pretences, especially in these Times, wherein his Temptations lie mostly that way. The second was, their manifestly rigid Principles of Imposition, contended against with the blood of so many precious Saints, & laying such foundations as would shortly have introduced the bitterest sorest persecution: To this none are so conscious, or can be, as those that sate daily with them in the House, where they heard men unsainted, and condemned into the fourth Monarchy, and looked upon as obstructers of Reformation, and no longer fit for the Work, if not thoroughpaced to all the Principles of Reformation, held forth by Mr. Feak and others at Black friars, and other places, and stickled for by some in the House. To this purpose, Letters are written to the Churches all the Nation over, to blast that part of the House that agreed not with them; and at a set meeting at a Member's house, of divers Members, consultation had to leave the House, and demonstrate against them as hinderers of Reformation, and not fit to govern the Nation any longer. And things indeed amongst them was grown to that height that it was evident (in a short time scarce any should have been judged meet to publish the Gospel, or receive the Magistrate's countenance, that had not been baptized into their spirit and principle. And this I cannot but mention, that when the last great Debate was about ejecting scandalous Ministers, it was confidently averred, None should be countenanced by the Magistrate but such as disclaimed their Ordination: Which, though though I would not seem to justify it in the least, how hard an Imposition it was to put men upon this Dilemma either to leave their present subsistence or disclaim the Ordination they had it may be conscientiously received either from Bishops or Presbyterians, is no hard thing to judge. Thirdly, there appeared an evident Design to alter the Government of the Army, and have put it into such hands as would have perfectly corresponded with their principles, and given them a safe opportunity to have imposed whatsoever they had pleased upon the Nation; and as there was just cause to fear would have brought out what did not yet appear, viz. Blood upon the Nation. This was certainly given in direction to divers Members met together, to pull down some in the Army, and set up others, either with or before them, as is most notoriously known: And what other signification, but to alter the Government of the Army, the endeavours of many in the House who came purposely prepared to take away the Officers pay, could have, I know not, unless it were to make a dangerous breach between the Parliament, and the Army who called them thither, or else to breed animosities in the Army, and set them at variance among themselves. This could not but be judged a most destructive thing, considering the strength of the Nation, and the Interest of all the good people, was not a little bound up in the Army's safe and well consisting together. And thus I cannot but remember, that some of the chief of those men who declaimed so much against the Officers taking their pay, and not going a warfare at their own charge, did at the same time while they were gazing at the mote in their brethren's eye, never reflect upon the beam in their own, they holding several places under the Commonwealth more beneficial than most individual Officers pay in the Army, so much declaimed against. Now for the particulars expressed in the printed Narrative, I shall consider them apart, and give the true and genuine signification to divers things, there picked up, and put together with the greatest disadvantage and prejudice that is possible. On the twelfth instant divers Members came to the House with an intention to inform them of our insufficiency to do that good we were called for, as so constituted, and to persuade them to resign their Power (as being a thing most safe and advisable) whence they received it; and if their concurrence could not be had, judged it their duty to do it in their particulars, and did it accordingly, by withdrawing themselves accompanied with the Speaker, to the Horse-Chamber in Whitehall where near eighty Members voluntarily subscribed a Resignation of their Power to the Lord General, to which place none were compelled to come, and in which resignation none were desired to join but such as had a freedom thereto, as was there often expressed by some Members present; which resignation by the Speaker, accompanied likewise with the said Members, was delivered to the Lord General. What happened to those few Members that remained in the House I know not; but am conscious of no force (as is intimated) either intended or offered to the Parliament whilst a House was sitting. By an Express from Scotland thus: The Highlanders have had a great Rendezvous upon the Hough, from whence they marched North with a Body of horse and foot, intending to meet the Lord Seafort: who has made lamentable spoil upon the English horse, which they stole out of the Gentlemen's stables. And the Earl of Kinoul lately appearing near Glans with a party of horse, had a Design to surprise the horse belonging to the Garrison as they came from watering, lying in ambuscade for that purpose, thinking thereby to increase his number, and to procure exchange for his men taken at Eghil; and coming at first with a small party riding into Glans, took three of our men, which Major Ducket, who commanded Col: Riche's Troop there, having notice of it, sent out his Quartermaster with twenty horse to discover his party, who advancing with two files of musketeers that were to make good a bridge, gave them a charge, and routed and dispersed their whole Body, took the Lord Kinoul, and fourteen men, all much wounded and divers horse; pursued the rest even to the very Bogs: but Major Ramsey escaped. We had one man killed, and three wounded; but the Enemy's loss were far greater. This day sevennight the Ministers and six of the Elders of the French Church, and a Marquis of France, were with his Highness the Lord Protector, to congratulate, declaring their sense of engagement to bless God for Him, and their hope of protection to themselves, and the rest of God's people from him; to which, his Highness returned them a very satisfying Answer: So that there is like to be that correspondence with the Protestant Churches of foreign parts, which yet hath not been, which will be a great blow to Antichrist, and the only means to exalt the Throne of the Lord Jesus. From Amsterdam it is certified, That the Dutch Deputies are arrived, and have made their Reverts concerning the Treaty, which the people generally desire and comment upon, to be for Extracted out of the Original Papers, published by Authority.

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The Agreement of the States of Holland, Zealand, Gelderland, and West-Frieslandt, concerning the sending over Deputies to the Lord Protector of England, to desire a Cessation of all further Hostility, till the Articles of Peace are ratified; And a Declaration of the Council of the Admiralty thereupon. A great Victory obtained by the English against the Highlanders, the total routing of Athol's New Levies near Dunkel, with the taking of 50 horse, and many prisoners, and forcing the rest to fly into the Woods and Hills. General Glencarn's blocking up the Garrison of Burgy, with 1200 foot, and 300 horse, besides Dragoons; and the taking of divers English Officers by the Enemy. The last Letters from the Navy, informing of the true state and condition of our Fleet, of several fights between some of the Commonwealth's Frigates and the Brest men of War, and of divers Prizes brought into Plymouth, Falmouth and Newcastle; With the proceedings of the L. Protector and his Council. From Monday Jan. 30, to Monday Febr. 6. 1654. In these lamentable Times [when the Devil and his Agents seek to Work our destruction] 'tis a hard thing not to meet with a sad Subject, and yet it is more difficult to find a true one. For, the world is so full of strange News and different Opinions, that every man carries a several party in his own bosom; And he that thinks to write to please all, had need to have as many hands as Argos had eyes, and those fitted with all the variety of fancies as either Wit or Invention can possibly bring forth: Now that I may avoid the Character of so strange a Monster, I shall only apply myself to the truth of Intelligence, and then if any are displeased the quarrel is not worth the owning: And that everything may appear in its naked colours, and the present posture of Occurrences show themselves in their proper and bare existence, I shall refer the Reader to the subsequent matter. We have received Information from Holland, that the Dutch Merchants were drunk with joy, that the peace was agreed upon, and therefore with all expedition made ready their ships of trading; but the Lords States considering their might some danger accrue, if they should put to Sea before the Articles were ratified on all sides: Commanded this ensuing Declaration to be printed and published. A DECLARATION By the Commissioners of the Council at Amsterdam. The Commissioners of the Council of the Admiralty residing at Amsterdam, To all those before whom these presents shall come, Greeting. Let it be known, that it being conceived, thought, and apparent, that upon the coming of the Lord's Deputies of this State from England, to make report how far the Treaty there is by God's grace and favour effected, some Merchants and Masters of Merchants ships, upon presumption of a Cessation of hostility have been so forward as to have brought out their ships and goods, and have beyond their hope suffered loss; We have found good, and resolved to give warning to all and every one whom it concerneth, as also anyone is warned by these presents; That the former hostility doth yet continue, and that it is not fit nor convenient that anyone should in regard of the Treaty, think himself secure, before upon the continuation of the Negotiation, there shall be a Cessation of the aforesaid hostility proclaimed. Acted in the Assembly of the said Council of the 26 of January, 1653---4. F. HERBERTS. DAVID WILDT. From Copenhagen it is certified That the Dutch Fleet which were beaten in there again by some English Frigates from Gothenburg, are resolved to Winter there. The City had suffered much by a late fire, had not the King and Court bestirred themselves to quench it, which only consumed two or three houses. They hear every day of the Queen of Sweden's great respect to the English Ambassador, which increaseth their fears and jealousies, and now they seem more afraid than ever, that the Dutch will leave them in the briers. But they may comfort themselves in this, That they have not much wool to lose. His Highness the Lord Protector hath consulted with his Honourable Council, about the regulating of the Laws of this Nation, and particularly of the Chancery, for the general good of the Nation. Also an Order is appointed to be drawn up by his Highness's Council, for propagating of the Gospel in the Northern Counties of England. Mr. Feak, and Mr. Simpson are likewise committed prisoners to Windsor Castle. And another also was set upon a wooden horse at Tower-hill, and had his ears cut, for forging of an Order in the name of the Commissioners of the Navy, to cousin the State of nine pounds. Some Aldermen of the City of London, have this Week made several Addresses to his Highness the Lord protector. And there is published an Ordinance, Entitled, An Ordinance appointing a Committee for the Army, and Treasurers at War. The last Letters from the Navy specify, that a great Flemish ship put on shore at Dartmouth, having only one dead man aboard her, some Canary ships are safely arrived at Falmouth, and 4 ships from Malago are come into Plymouth. The Wetwang and the Newcastle Frigate, brought two Dutch Capers of 6 Guns apiece and 100 prisoners, into Newcastle And some of our Frigates have taken two ships with the Haven of Brest. The Seamen with an unanimous consent, have presented a Declaration to his Highness, with an Address subscribed by the Generals, and the several Commanders present in the fleet. Wherein they acknowledge their thankfulness, that the Lord hath preserved his highness from many eminent dangers, and understanding he hath accepted of the protection of this Commonwealth, declare they will be faithful and obedient to his highness, in performance of their trust, and also that in the utmost hazard of their lives they will be serviceable unto his highness in the station that the Lord hath placed him. Conde refuseth to come in to the King of France, and his Brother Conti inclines to the marriage with Mazarine's Niece. The titular King of Scots hath with prince Rupert and others of his council, been several times deliberating about weighty affairs, and his friends report, that Gen. O' Brian hath got a body in Ireland of 4000 foot and 1000 horse, and doth fence the Castle of Dingle by the seaside. From Zealand is come Information, That their States are gone to the Hague to join with them in confirmation of the Treaty with England. That the Assembly at the Hague is dissolved till the 20 of Febr. next, and that they desire a Cessation with England, till the rest of the provinces have ratified the Articles of peace. The French Ambassador hath audience, but his propositions are kept secret. It is verified from Scotland, that all the English Regiments there (except some few of Major General Harrison's late Regiment, and those chiefly of the Welch Troop) do well approve of the New Government, and the Officers generally send in their Addresses, to be presented to his Highness to that purpose. There was a Shallop lately built up, and four Guns put in her to secure Trade in the River Clyde, and to prevent the Highlanders falling into Renfrewshire, but one Col. Harriot came with some Boats from the Lough in the Hills and secured her. And they took also a Lieutenant of General Monk's Regiment and 7 or 8 other Officers near Falkirk, and carried to the Hills. Colonel Humphrey's Troop is come to Musleborough, and they covetously expect the other two Regiments. The Copy of another Letter from Dalkeith, dated Jan. 25. Sir, The 19 instant, Col. Daniel Governor of St. Johnstons, having intelligence that the Enemy were in and about Dunkel, sent out 100 horse and 100 dragoons under the command of Lieutenant Ashby, of col. Twistleton's Regiment, who came very near the Town undiscovered, and the forlorn fell in with two of their Scouts, they made some resistance at the Baracado, but our few dragoons did beat them thence, and killed six or seven at their entrance into the town. And when the rest were entered, our forlorn pursued them that upon the alarm got away to the hills and passages betwixt the town and Blair, where they killed seven more, and bestowed upon most of the rest the State's mark. They totally dispierced Athol's new Levies, dismounted all his Troopers, and brought fifty horses and many prisoners, with good store of plunder. Athol was there himself, with about 150 foot, who escaped to the hills. The horse pursued them above two miles beyond the town, and wounded many; but being eager in the pursuit, and the Woods within two or three yards of the passage, when they knocked them of their horses they would creep into their thickets and secure themselves. Captain Elsemore's Lieutenant and captain Kerr, did kill each other, both of them firing at more than four yards distance with their blunderbusses, and fell from their horses immediately. It was a seasonable mercy both to balance their height upon Drummond's business, and also to lay a discouragement upon that wild people. There was one of colonel Twistleton's own troop killed, and some of the prisoners confess, that col. Wogan was run through the shoulder at Drummond, and lies now at Weyms. The Enemy's headquarters are now in Elgin, Glencarn with about 1200 foot and 300 horse besides dragoons. They have blocked up Burgye, which is a Garrison of ours. Kenmore is at Forres, and keeps his Guards upon the River Findern to scour the passage from Inverness; but colonel Morgan advanced towards them the 20 instant, with 14 companies of, and eight troops of horse and dragoons. Dalkeith, Jan. 27. The forces of the Duke of Lorain are about Liege, and commit all kind of hostility, insomuch that no body can travel thereabouts; whereupon the Elector commanded out a party against them, who fell upon them about the town of Thuyn, and killed 500 of them. Whereupon the Duke of Lorain proclaimed open wars against the said Elector, and hath taken the castle of Orsey, where many Bores and country people had fled for refuge, he found there two or three hundred horses, and took 750 pistols from the Bores. The 18 of Jan. Captain Mill, commander of the Falmouth frigate, fell foul with four Brest men of War, of which Beech was one, with his flag in his main top, which gave chase to four small Vessels bound for Rochel from Barnstable, laden with herrings and coals, with which men of War he engaged six hours, some 25 leagues southwest of Scilly, and put them to flight, and saved those small Vessels from their hands. Afterwards he fell foul upon one Smith of Brest, which had with him Partets Vessel of Plymouth bound for Barbados, which he had in possession four days, which Vessel he redeemed and took seventeen Frenchmen in him belonging to the said Smith, and sent them to Falmouth. And the 23 he came up with nine stout Merchants' ships of France, which came from Falmouth. And the 23 he came up with nine stout Merchants ships of France, which came from Marseilles, whom he fought a while with, but night approaching they all gave him the slip, and escaped. The two Generals are still in Stoakes Bay, from whom there is come a confirmation of the prizes lately taken, and likewise an account of what Squadrons they have sent out. There is one Orton Brooker hath obtained Licence to dig in some suspected places for Treasure long hid. Concerning the State Transactions in Sweden, between the Queen's most Excellent Majesty and the Lord Whitlock Ambassador for the Commonwealth of England, this ensuing Letter will certainly inform you. SIR, We are now at Upsalah, where the Queen resides by reason the Plague is at Stockholm. My Lord was entertained with very much respect, and on the 23 of December my Lord had Audience; and the Queen heard him with as much Gravity and Majesty, as to my apprehension might be composed in a Woman, if not in a man; and my Lord Ambassador having had twice private Audience since, commendeth her to be the acutest Woman that ever he met withal, and to be admired for her knowledge in public affairs, knowing the transactions of State far beyond his expectation. Here are several Ambassadors come to reside from Spain, France, Holland, Denmark and Russia: And though they endeavour to obstruct my Lord's proceedings, there is very great hopes of effecting the business his Excellence came hither about, the Queen having declared such readiness and freedom to treat with my Lord about it. For the Queen told my Lord, that she esteemed it a great honour, that the Parliament had been pleased to send an Ambassador to her, especially of his Excellency's condition, and that she herself would take care, during his abode there, that not the least injury should be offered to him nor his company. And further said, that in the transaction she would manifest the affection she bore to the Commonwealth, and that she not only desired to renew former alliance between them, but to enter into a nearer Union than heretofore. Upsalah. Jan. 1654. There came also to my hand a Pamphlet, Entitled, Strena Vavasoriensis, A New Year's gift for the Welch-Itinerants; Or, A Hue-and-Cry after Mr. Vavasor Powel. Wherein the Author, after he had touched upon those places of Scripture (which with infinite others Powel wrested and misapplied) then he proceeded upon his Seditious and Invective Accusations. And showed, that first Powel abused the honourable Council, and called their Proclamation, A Libel. Secondly, That He basely traduced the Commanders, Officers, and Soldiers of the Army; nay (their Wives and families escaped not the lash [sayeth my Author] of his Tongue; and told the Sword-men in General, That the Spirit of God was departed from them, that heretofore had been precious and Excellent men, and that their Parks, new Houses, and gallant Wives (that which indeed all men are subject to dote upon (perhaps he spoke experimentally) had choked them. Thirdly, That they had all revolted from the Lord, and left his people Fatherless. Fourthly, that Powel also abused His Highness's Chaplains, whom he said had thousands a Year to set up this New Government; All which, the Author ingenuously and learnedly confuted, and wished, that if the Chaplains had their thousands, it might me multiplied to ten thousands; which wish I second, and am confident that no honest Commonwealth's man but will do the like, That not only they, but all other deserving men may be rewarded according to their deserts. After this he printed his Hymn at Christchurch, with the Antiphone thereunto, a true Copy of which I have verbatim inserted. The States of Holland, Zealand, West-Friesland, Gelderland, Utrecht, and the rest of the United Provinces have agreed to send over their Deputies to his Highness the Lord Protector, to entreat that there may be a Cessation of all manner of hostility, till the Articles of Peace be fully agreed upon, and signed on both sides. Some are of opinion, that the Peace will come to nothing, and ground their reasons upon the State's favouring of the French Ambassador, who it is feared endeavours to obstruct the Peace with England, being animated thereto by the titular King of Scots, and his Agent now at the Hague. They have dissolved their General Assembly till the 20 of February, some think on purpose to protract time, and delude us. It is very well known the Dutch are very cunning Gamesters, and know how to play their Cards upon all advantages; but I would wish them likewise to be honest, and play altogether upon the square; for they have but one Tromp now left, and if we take that, 'tis not all the Kings in the Pack that can redeem their lost Game. It is confidently reported, that on Thursday last the River of Thames ebbed and flowed three times in one day, the like hath not happened since a little before the death of the old Earl of Essex, who was beheaded in Qu. Elizabeth's days. This with the fall of the South part of Paul's Church (which I mentioned in my last) is adjudged by some to portend some further alteration or change in England; I shall not presume to predict the event of things, but leave them for time to discover: Hoping that the Lord who hath done such wonderful things for the preservation of His people in this Nation, will not now leave us to be a prey to our Enemies. On Friday, a Barque laden with Corn, having some small quantity of Gunpowder in her, and having only a Boy of about 13 years of Age aboard her, he accidentally fired the Gunpowder, and blew up the Barque and himself in it. It is informed from Regensburg, that the Emperor and the Imperial Cities, have (notwithstanding the Protestation of the Swedes to the contrary) admitted the City of Bremen into the number of the Imperial Towns, as it hath been before; whereupon the Swedes have declared that they will not lose their claim upon the said City, but will make it good whensoever they have opportunity. The Elector of Cullen and the French Ambassador Mons. Vantorse, having made the Emperor acquainted with the hostile invasion of the Lorainers into the Dominion of Liege, it hath been concluded between the Emperor and the said Imperial Towns, that they shall assist the said Elector, and force the Larainers out of the land. There are 600 foot and 300 horse already sent from Trevers, to the assistance of the aforesaid Elector. The Irish Garrison in the town of Armen is in Brabant, had a plot against the said town, but the same being discovered, 18 of them were seized upon and committed to custody. Licensed and entered according to the late Act for Printing. London, Printed by R. WOOD, 1654.

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From Tuesday, February 28. to Tuesday, March 7. 1653 I made mention heretofore of the fight at Dunkill by Col: Daniel, and since of the taking of the Castle of Kildrummie by Colonel Morgan, I shall in this place give you a more particular relation of it, Colonel Morgan coming to the Castle of Kildrummie sent in a summons by his Trumpet, strictly summoning them to deliver up unto the said Castle, with all the arms and Ammunition therein for the use of his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland, to which if they did yield obedience, they should have liberty to go to their own homes, and live at peace, engaging they will act nothing prejudicial to the English Army, but if by their means there shall happen the least effusion of blood, they are to expect no mercy at all. This Summons was directed to Major William Drummond, Governor of the said Castle for the said Earl of Athol, who returned unto it this following Answer. SIR, I received yours, and find your propositions very hard without order from my Lord General, always Sir, if you will be pleased to suffer me to send one to my Lord General, and upon his return we shall render the house if they come not again Monday at night for our relief, we shall march with our horse and arms to any part of the King's Army in Scotland, and withal the place be made useless for any garrison, and for the effusion of blood we take God to witness, yours shall be the fault: no further but Yours as time shall produce, Wil. Drummond Kildrummie 23 Febr: 1654. For C L Morgan, Commander of the English Forces. SIR, I have considered your Answer, and cannot grant your desires, yet so tender am I of shedding of blood in case you be not satisfied with the terms I offered, if you please to send 1 or 2 Officers fully authorized to treat in order to your sudden surrender, I shall rather deal honourable, than use cruelty, I expect your answer by this Bearer, and am Yours as occasion shall serve, Tho: Morgan For Major Drummond Officer in Chief in the House of Kildrummie SIR, I have received yours, and am as loath to shed blood at this time as any shall be, Sir, I thought you would have suffered me to have sent to my L. Gen: because I being put here by him, and on such a sudden to surrender, I believe no man of honour but might esteem me the basest of men, but however for the matter of Treaty, if you please to send down to the gate one or two, I shall wait on them there to hear your will; no more but that I am Yours to meeting, W: Drummond For Col: Morgan commander in chief of the English Forces in the North of Scotland. Sir, according to your intimation I have sent Lieut. Col: Simmons, and Major Knight to treat, in order to your sudden surrender of the House of Kildrummie, and whatever they conclude, shall be made good by me Tho: Morgan For Major William Drummond Officer in chief within the House of Kildrummy The Commissioners could not agree, so that the Treaty broke, but the next morning Drummond sent his Drum with this following Letter. SIR. I thought good to show you that it is but a short time betwixt Monday, and Thursday, and because we have bedding, and some other things which we brought from the Country people and did not engage to give them back at our leaving the place, before which time we can hardly get done, if you Sir, think this fit, let us meet, and condescend on Articles, and to such time I rest. Yours as occasion offers, Wil. Drummond. Kildrummie 12 Febr: 1653/4. For Col: Morgan Commander in chief of the English Forces in the North. These. SIR, I perceive that you still persist in your delays, but this may suffice you that I shall not afford you any longer time to march than tomorrow at 10 a clock, and because your redelivery of the Country's Goods shall not cause you to Dispute: in case those whom I send to treat, and conclude and you agree, I shall give you liberty to leave one behind, to see the Goods disposed on according to your engagement, who shall have free liberty to act accordingly; I expect your immediate answer, and remain Yours if you be your own, Tho: Morgan. For Major Drummond Commander in chief within the House of Kildrummie. Sir, I received yours, and if we agree on Articles I shall march tomorrow by 10 a clock, so expecting those whom you send to treat at the place where we met last night, where I shall attend them. I rest Sir, Yours as before. Kildrummie 12 Febr. 1653/4 For Coll. Morgan Commander in chief of the English forces in the North. These. Upon which these ensuing Articles were agreed upon, and Cornet Barhom was sent into the house as Hostage on our part, and Cornet Garden, Kenmore's Cornet was delivered as Hostage for the House. Articles agreed upon for the surrender of the House of Kildrummie this 26 Feb: 1653/4 betwixt Lieut: Col: Simmons, and Major Knight on the behalf of the English Forces. And Major W. Drummond Governor of the foresaid House, and Cap: Matthew Hambleton, on the behalf of the Scotch forces. 1.That the said Governor is to march with all the forces in the said House, Arms, Ammunition Bag and Baggage tomorrow morning by ten a clock to the nearest place where any of the Scotch Forces, are, without molestation, and to have a Pass to that purpose from Colonel Morgan, unto whom he is to surrender the said House without any demolition for the use of his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland. 2.That the said Governor shall have liberty to leave an Officer to dispose of the Country goods which are in the said House, either belonging to the Earl of Marr, or any other. 3.That the said Governor shall march ten miles a day, with the party under his command, except the first day, till they come at the forces, and are not to molest or trouble any of the Forces belonging to his Highness the Lord Protector upon their march, upon any account whatsoever; for the performance whereof, each subscribed. Now I shall take the boldness to acquaint you, that in case the Castle had not been delivered that day, neither our horse nor foot had been able to have continued there one night longer, the season of the year not permitting it; Neither were we able to do any good upon the House without bartering guns which could not have come to us in a week's time, so that after serious Debate at a Council of War, it was concluded better to allow honourable terms to them, than with dishonour to leave it, having been before it three nights. It was advertised by Letters from Scotland that in the last Defeat given to the Highlanders, one of their Commanders made such haste to provide for himself by flight, that he left behind him several Instructions sent unto him from Holland heretofore by Major General Middleton, and also several Letters of great concernment from the titular Scots King to the Earl of Glencarn, as also their papers for raising of more Forces and the way therein designed, for the maintaining of them; as also for the comes of more Arms, and monies from other parts, all which being now fallen into the hands of the English Commanders will be no little moment for the dispatching of the business of the War in the North. It was this Day advertised that the Lord Newport, and the Lord Yongstall who touched at Harwich the last week a little to refresh themselves, are come to Gravesend, to join with the Lord Beverling, whereupon Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies had Orders to meet them on the Friday following at the Tower-hill, and from thence Coaches were come to bring them, and their Attendants through the City of London to Sir Abraham Williams's House in Westminster, which some days hath been prepared for them. An Ambassador from the Archduke had this day Audience, who did congratulate his Highness, and showed his Letters of Credence to confirm the sincerity, as well as the authority of his gratulation. Upon addresses made to his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, by the Magistrates of the City of Westminster, in relation to the Government thereof; there have been several Debates, and because the City of London is some way concerned therein, the said City of London hath had notice of it, that so a Dispatch may be made of the whole, to the union, and content of both Cities. It was therefore ordered by his Highness Council that the chief Magistrates of the City of London, and the City of Westminster should be both sent for, and heard together. The Magistrates of the City of Westminster desire a Corporation, and have long sued for it. Addresses have been made to the Lord Protector by William Lenthal Esquire, sometimes Speaker of Parliament, Thomas Pury Esquire, sometimes a Member of Parliament, and divers other Gentlemen from the City of Gloucester, who in the name, and under the Seal of the said City signed by the Magistrates thereof have presented to his Highness a Declaration, congratulatory blessing the Lord for this established Government, and protesting much affection thereunto. Instructions have passed the Council for suppressing Actors and Players, &c. It is certified by Letters from Ireland (whatsoever have been buzzed abroad to the contrary) that the Lord Deputy Fleetwood, and other Commanders and Commissioners are all well, and that there is no fear of an Enemy to appear in any body; some thieves there are (as indeed where are not?) who make it their business to break open houses, and exercise their larcenies, but they are commonly taken, and suffer according to the demerit of their offence. It is certified, that at the first hearing of the change of Government in England, some things were scrupled in Ireland; but upon better consideration the result gave better satisfaction, and they are now all unanimous. Something was heard from the Magistrates of the Cities of London and Westminster, and debated on this day touching a Corporation to be granted to the City of Westminster, which will be effected. Mr Feake and Mr. Vavasor Powel have made their addresses for their liberty: some Ministers and others have been with them, and friendly advised them to be sensible of their mistakes. It is further certified from Windsor, that one in the Castle belonging to the Ammunition had embezzled away some of the Powder, and being taken in the manner, he was brought before the Governor, and was sentenced to ride upon a Brass Saker when it is shot off with a half charge. It is certified further from Holland, that great is their joy there that the Peace with England doth go so happily on. It was almost beyond their expectations, their joys therefore no doubt are doubled. It was feared that those of the House of Orange, and the Soldiery would have made some obstructions, but all was every way quiet, and no expressions of discontent were heard. This day great was the confluence of the people to behold Peace and the Dutch Ambassadors enter into the City of London, they were met by six Coaches belonging to his Highness the Protector, and about 28 more drawn all with six Horses; after them followed 40 Coaches drawn with 4 Horses, and about 60 Coaches drawn with two Horses. Many even of the last were of the Nobility of England, according as the violence of the late War had disposed of their Fortunes. In one of the Lord Protector's Coaches was the Master of the Ceremonies, who with accustomed Complements received the Dutch Ambassadors, and brought them to their Lodgings in the New Palace at Westminster, where at the charge of the Commonwealth they are to be entertained with their Retinue for certain days. This afternoon the Lord Protector gave Audience to the Dutch Ambassador in the Banqueting House at Whitehall; the subject whereof was partly congratulatory to his Highness, but the greatest part Declaratory to renew the old League which was between the two Nations before the late Wars did unhappily discontinue it, to which purpose the seven United Provinces did all consent to the agreement of a Peace, which they have received full power to confirm, they therefore desire a speedy cessation of Arms, assuring that on their side all acts of Hostility shall to the uttermost of their power be suspended, so that safely we may conclude, that the Peace will fully, and speedily be established. It was this Day advertised that our Fleet rideth still not far from Portsmouth, some squadrons are at the Spits head, and others at Saint Ellens point, they are ready to put forth to Sea in the most gallant equipage that may be, and the contented Seamen from several parts are making their dispatches thither to their employment. We have now in one body the bravest Fleet that England hath put forth since the Wars began. It is confirmed that Mr: Williamson who was Ambassador here before from Denmark, is employed again by that Crown into England, to make application to his Highness upon the success of the Treaty with the United Provinces. It is confirmed by Letters this day from Scotland, that whilst our Horse are in the more Northern parts of that Nation, Sir Arthur Forbs who is again recovered of his wounds, is marched Southwards to see what parties he can find straggling, or what booty he can get about Lenox, or Tivesdale. In the mean time the Earl of Glencarn is in the North, and not daring to hazard all his strength on the uncertainty of one Battle, doth divide his Forces into several parties, that he might thereby be better enabled to satisfy the importunity of their bellies, and encourage or enforce the Countries to increase their Levies; the fiery crosses have had their run, and whirled from place to place in several Countries, but to no effect; it is wonderful indeed to consider what an impression anything supernatural hath in all ages left in the minds of the common soldiers; to demur therefore from the levying of new forces in the unsettled Counties, it hath being reported wheresoever the Recruits are to be raised, that a Gentleman in the County of Fife had a Vision, in which he was admonished by a young man with all speed to address himself to Glencarn his Kinsman, and to acquaint him with the anger of God to fall on him, and all his Forces, if they pursued such destructive courses. The Gentleman disobedient to the Angel on the first night, was struck dumb the second, because he employed not his voice as he was commanded; this Report hath been of more efficacy to trouble the Levies, and discourage the old Soldiers of Glencarn, than the certain arrival of our Regiments, and of 3 ships laden with Tents, cloths and all manner of provision both for life and death. That which this week is most remarkable, is: The Addresses of the Dutch Ambassadors and the speech of the Ld. Yunngital to his Highness for a peace betwixt both Nations, and the Results thereof. The English fleet in a most gallant equipage ready to put forth to sea. The congratulations of several Potentates to his Highness. The great deliverance of the titular Duke of York in France. And the wonderful vision that appeared to a friend of Glencarn's, to dissuade him from the further prosecution of the War in Scotland.

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A Declaration of his Highness the Lord Protector and his Council at Whitehall concerning the Excise of Beer, Ale, Wine, Strong-water, Salt, Soap, Hops, Iron, Tin, Gold and silver, and divers other Commodities. With the the several Rates and Impost, to be observed and kept throughout all Cities, Towns and Corporations within the Commonwealth of England the Dominion of Wales, and the town of Berwick. Likewise the further Transactions of the Treaty between the English and the Dutch, the reading of the King of Scots' Letter, signed C. R. and the several Results and Proceedings thereupon. Since our last, the Lord Protector has received an account of nine millions of money which is due upon the public faith, the soldiers' Arrears, and Debentors, and care is taken to satisfy them all ingeneral. His Highness 'tis said, hath demanded restitution of the crown of France for the injuries sustained by the English. Since the landing of Gen. Middleton in Scotland, divers are come in to him, and he has already secured the castle of Skeibo, wherein he hath put 300 barrels of powder, and hath likewise brought over with him 1000 Snaphance fire locks, and as many Pikes, Muskets, & Pistols, as made in all 5000 Arms, besides some pieces of Cannon. The Lord Seafort hath gotten six hundred men together, and Gen: Glencarn, the Earl of Athol, and col. Forbs intends a general Rendezvous near Aberdeen. This day Major Bourn and others were robbed at Shooters Hill, an injury not to be borne with: many that had been before robbed were bound, and laid by in a Wood near adjoining: the same Thieves assaulted a Coach coming from Canterbury, wherein was one Gentleman, and two Ladies, with a Gentleman on horseback appertaining to the Coach, who with undaunted valour charging them, which were 5 in number, was in the Conflict slain, thought assisted by him in the Coach, who received a shot, and fought with such gallantry, that he wounded one of the Thieves: Notwithstanding whose valour, the Coach at last was robbed of 30 l. but the Thieves, through haste and fear, did oversee 50 l. which was in Portmanteau. The Country was raised, and Col. Blount made Hue and Cry after them, but to no effect. The Gentleman slain in the Combat was buried at Greenwich, and, as it is credibly reported, the Thief that was wounded coming to Mr. Moloines, a Chirurgeon in Shoe lane, to be dressed; and having laid down his Cloak, being desired to stay till a Gentleman wounded at Shooters hill was dressed, loath to tempt his Destiny, made use of his heels, but not his Cloak; and being pursued with full cry, was (as 'tis rumoured ) taken in Cheapside, and is like to make his Will at Tyburn. The treaty between the Dutch Ambassadors, and our Commissioners, had some furtherance this day. From on board the Taunton Frigate the 17 of March then at Portsmouth; and by a Letter of a later date, thus: This day we came from Sea; but know not how soon we shall out again to meet with the Armado of Holland: their number, as we have received intelligence, consists of one hundred and forty men of War. From Upsala in Sweden Jan. 20. thus: The treaty goes on between the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, and her Majesty, by her grand Chancellor, who treats only in the Latin Tongue. Then who but blind men would put out England's Eyes, the Universities? Like the Fox in the Fable, condemning the Grapes they cannot reach. It was a saying of Scipio, that excellent Commanders, Statesmen, and Philosophers, that he loved not a City, frantibus mnibus, ruentibus moribus. Let those Sons of Ignorance interpret the former by this saying of Senecus. O! Vuinam vertutis adversarij, nota alia ratsone puneruntur, qui ut ipsam virtutem videanteademq; relicti, intoteicant. The two Ordinances touching Ministers and touching the law is before a Committee, whereof Justice Hales in the Chair. This day the Commissioners from the Lord Protector went from his Highness in two Coaches with the Secretary of State and the Clerk of the Council, and their attendants to the Dutch Ambassadors, at Sir Abraham Williams; from whence they are not yet removed to Sir John Trevers: they were met at the gate by the Lords Ambassadors, where the Lord Beverling made a speech to them, and they received them with great respect and love on both sides. Being come into the house and into a chamber appointed for their Conference; they spent much time in order to the finishing of the peace. The business this day, was, to confer their Papers of the agreement, for though they have agreed, yet it is engrossed by each side, and on Wednesday last they compared their papers; which when both compared together, do in all particulars agree; then they are to sign on both sides. And what they sign, the Dutch Ambassadors do in the name of the States General. But to confirm it the more, it is to be sent to the States, who are also to give their assent after the Ratification, and then they deliver the Articles on both sides, which it's conceived will be done within the space of three weeks. This Certificate I have here inserted at the desire of Mr. Edmund Felton, an ancient, experienced, and approved Engineer. Whereas Edmund Felton Gent. hath of late discovered unto the Committee of Fortification of the City of London, how an Engine of his Invention will secure the foot from the horse, and the soldiers from musket shot; one Engine to supply the room of 24 Pike-men, or more, which said Engine two men may manage at pleasure: for the seeing of which, we appointed some of the said Committee to see and try the said Engine, which hath hanging Breastworks, and was shot at about 40 paces distant, the musketeers ramming in powder and bullet, yet could not the shot piece through the said Breastwork, which we who were appointed did see, and so reported to the rest of the Committee; And being requested by the said Ed. Felton so to certify under our hands of the truth of what we saw and reported of, we have done accordingly. Witness our Hands the 14 of March, 1653. Rich. Bateman, Tho. Nowel, Christopher Pack, James Story, P. Miles. Vera Copia Ex. Vanity at this day opens all her doors to manifest divers persons to the World, who would otherwise have been buried in obscurity: such a person some judged one I met with at Court this week, who has long waited to obtain and Order, that there may be a Hearing of each mans Cause within 40 days after the Petition is exhibited: for, sayeth he, where there is no Law, there is no transgression; And this would mind Committees and persons entrusted with the business of this Nature to be very cautious how they eat up the Poor by tedious delays, when a Petitioner many times dines only upon Air, though perhaps an Heir to a considerable estate. I demanded what benefit this Gentleman would have by obtaining this, he said it would be a general good, and that was sufficient recompense. I asked him what he was? He replied, A Master of Arts. I retorted, that if he could effect this, he would be Master of his Art indeed: His name is Mr. Thomas Philpot, but his countenance promises him to be not such Patriot, nor Politician: but if there be such a man living, that lays himself out only for the public good, I think it is rare news indeed. Honest Tom! thy Design, if it arrives to perfection, (for we use to judge by events) will render thee as famous, as was Drake, Forbisher, Raleigh, or any, whose nobler Spirits pushed them forward to brave Designs. By a Letter from Lyn in Norfolk, that came this day it was thus certified, That Mr. Robert Autforth of the same town has lost his ship being taken by a man of War upon the Coast of Scotland. Twelve more were forced ashore by the Belgic Bores. Every Lord's day there preacheth two Orthodox Divines before his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Lady Protectoress in Whitehall: the privy Rooms are terminated, and the several Tables of Diet appointed. The next thing that presents itself to public view, is, the King of Scots' Letter to the Lord Gen. Glencarn; a Transcript whereof take as followeth: After Our hearty commendations, &c We cannot but give you thanks for your activeness, in doing of Us and Our Kingdome service; And we do hereby give you further to understand, that We do highly value and approve of your endeavours in a service that doth so much import Us; and to the end you may receive some other encouragement from Ourself, We have given special Order to Middleton to hasten unto you: He hath provided in Holland a considerable number of able Commanders, every way fit for Our Service. The Arms which we sent from Nantes may happily be with you before this Letter. We wish that the late differences between Seafort and you, may not be prejudicial to our Affairs, we bid you right heartily farewell. Signed C. Rex. We received further Advertisement, that the great ship called formerly the Royal Sovereign, now the Commonwealth, is put forth to Sea. The council at Whitehall have taken into consideration the abuse of farthings, and have debated the allowance of tokens to be made by one that will make them of intrinsical value. The Queen of Sweden is sending a message to the Lord Protector Cromwell, by way of congratulation; and withal has set down her Resolution for War against the Emperor, having in readiness 39000 horse and foot. By letters this day received from Ireland it is certified that the Lord Hen. Cromwell (by the permission of the Almighty) will return hither in a fortnight, nothing of disturbance being there: Adjutant Gen. Allen, and one Standich come over with him. To his most excellent Highness Oliver by the Divine Providence, Lord Protector of the three Nations of England, Scotland and Ireland, and the Dominions thereunto belonging. The Cordial Declaration and humble Address of the ancient and renowned City of Gloucester, by the Mayor, Recorder, Aldermen, Sheriffs and COMMON Council thereof, Signed and signified under the Common Seal of the said City, at a Common Council there holden. Desert and Praise should always go together as Twins, where the one precedes it is an injury to withhold the sequence of the other; So great hath been the desert of your most Excellent Highness (through the goodness of God in the eyes of all these Nations for divers years past, that we humbly conceive we should make ourselves a scorn in the ears of Foreigners for our ingratitude, if we should not make our Praises in some measure commensurable to Your vast Achievements. We profess sincerely in what we Declare, and do hope that Adulation will not by any good men be interpreted t lee couchant in our Expressions, for we shall speak the words of Truth and Soberness. &c. This day his Highness the Lord Protector took up his Lodgings at Whitehall, and thereby hath made it a Court; for Princes' presences make Courts, and not the Princes. See! What a Prophetic Spirit Aulicus had, that he began to write on this very week, wherein his Highness vouchsafed to honour Whitehall. The Highlanders increase in Scotland, and Gen. Middleton begins to play Rex again: they had a Rendezvous upon the 11 instant, and are now marching towards the Lord Reaff's Bounds. There hath lately happened a great disaster between Cap. Palmer's troop and Cap. Mason's, the manner thus: Cap. Palmer having pursued the enemy, at last met with a party of horse, which he took to be the enemy, whereupon he charged them desperately, but were as gallantly repulsed by Cap. Mason, who charged them though and through, and for the space of half an hour the business was very disputable, in which unhappy engagement 6 were slain on both sides and 8 wounded, whereof Cap. Palmer is one. From Plymouth we have certain intelligence, that the Sapphire frigate hath sent in 9 ships, which was taken upon the French Coast, and the Nonesuch frigate hath taken three delicate Vessels laden with Wine, Beans, and Salt. Nine more taken on the Coast of Scotland, and Cap. Wilkins hath taken another, bravely fraught with rich Merchandizes. The Royal Sovereign is now put forth to sea, and rides in Stoke bay. Two Merchants' ships that were coming from Ipswich toward London, were taken by a Dutch man of war, they clapped the English of both under the Decks of one of them, on the 4 of March, and then left them, sending them homeward; but the next day the English at a seasonable time lifted up the decks, relieved themselves, took the Dutch, and clapped them under the deck where they were, and brought away both their ships to the Downs, which are now safe in the River, with the prisoners. The Queen of Bohemia (sister to the late King of Great Britain) is going to Frankendale, which is her Dowry, a most wealthy place, and of great frequentation, it being the mid-way betwixt Wormes and Spiers, where she will do the best she can to entertain young Charles, and to accommodate him in the present juncture of Affairs. His brother JAMES (second Son to his late Majesty) is as valiant as Hector in the King of France's Army; but the little Queen (his Mother) is of a sudden struck very solentary. The Lord Wilmot, and the Lord Wentworth do with much importunity press upon the loyal breasts of the English in several places to support the weak distressed Estate of their Prince; especially at the city of Hamborough, where the Lord Wentworth did extremely solicit and importune the Treasurer of the English company, who fearing his power, and loath to part with those monies which belonged to all the English Merchants who traffic in those parts, acquainted the President of the English Companies with it, and withal, showed the inconveniences that would arise, if he should deliver such monies to him. Whereupon the President weighing the truth of the Reasons, made his complaint to the Senate, who enjoined the Lord Wentworth not to exact any sums of money of the Treasurer, unless he was able to put in good security for the re-disbursing of them. From Plymouth we have received intelligence, that the Constant Warwick, and the Portsmouth frigate being together, met with the great Pirate Cap. Beach, who had newly taken two prizes; but perceiving that our frigates intended to pursue him, he left the Prizes, and was afterward secured by the night coming on. The same night the Portsmouth frigate and the constant Warwick chanced to part company, and it so fell out about midnight that Beach roving about, lighted on the Constant Warwick all alone, which before he came near, he took to be a Merchant man, and went on with an intent to board him; but the Warwick demanding who he was, he replied he was the Portsmouth Frigate and for Whitehall. But the Warwick suspecting him, bade him round off. Then Beach perceiving his mistake, and seeing the Warwick to be a man of War, he presently made away; but the Warwick being a good Sailor, made after him, and kept company with him all night. About 6 in the morning, Beach began the fight, firing 3. Guns, which were answered by the Warwick. The encounter lasted till two in the afternoon, at which time Beach and his men called for Quarter, and had it. He had five foot water in the hold when he yielded; he had 200 men, 20 whereof were killed; his Frigate is a gallant new Vessel, of 42 guns, whereof but thirty eight were mounted. There are taken aboard with him nine Captains besides himself, and divers Gentlemen, who are all prisoners. This is that Beach, the Ringleader Pirate, who hath done our merchants so much mischief this winter, that he lived like a Prince at Brest; for which 'tis like he will receive his reward, being brought in hither, with the rest of his companions. The Lord Protector and his Council have set forth an Ordinance for the continuing of Excise; and the Rates for every Barrel of Beer or Ale above 6s. the barrel brewed by the common Brewer, or by any other person or persons who shall sell or tap out Beer or Ale publicly or privately, to be paid by the said Brewer or such other person or persons respectively is 2 s. For every Barrel of six shilling Beer or Ale, or above 4 shilling the Barrel 6d. And so proportionably for a greater or lesser quantity of Beer or Ale above 4 s. the Barrel. And no allowance to be made from henceforth for any Beer or Ale to be used in Fishing Vessels at sea, which is bought of the common Brewer or Retailer of Beer or Ale. A Run English the hundredweight, containing 112 pounds, to be paid by the maker 6 d. Coperas English, the hundredweight 6 d. English Hops, the hundredweight, to be paid by the Planter 2 s. English Saffron, for every 20 s value, to be paid by the Planter 1 s. Tim, for every 20s. value, to be paid by the buyer 1 s. Iron English, for every hundredweight, to be paid by the maker 2 sh. 6d. For all Aquavit or strong water made or distilled within this Commonwealth whether of foreign or domestic Spirits or materials to be sold upon every gallon, to be paid by he first maker or Seller thereof respectively two pence. For every barrel of Soap made within this Commonwealth of what sort soever to be paid by the maker, and so proportionably for hard Soap made within the Land 4 s. For every Ounce Troy of silver or gold prepared melted down, or disgrossed for Wire, to be paid at the bar where the same shall be disgrossed 2 d. For every pound weight containing sixteen Ounces Averdupois, of any copper or other metal, that shall be prepared, and made fit or disgrossed, to be paid at the bar where the same shall be disgrossed one shilling. For all Linseed Oil, Whale Oil, Blubber Oil, Rape oil, Pilchard oil, and all other oils made within this Commonwealth, upon every Tun to be paid by the maker six s. per Tun, &c.

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Since my last, there is certain Intelligence come of the landing of Middleton, at the Ferry of Uney in Sutherland on Monday was seven-night, about twelve o'clock in the night, in a Hoy, wherein were some Arms. There came with him Sir George Monroe, the Lord Napier Thomas Deyal, alias Major General Deyal, Loowick Drummond, and about 80 more. The Vessel was unladen and sent away next morning. They sent 40 of their men, or thereabouts, up to Atheness, with 8 or 10 horse-load of Arms; the rest they carried along with themselves, and went up Strathfleet, toward Affine, otherwise called Sky r Affine. It is reported there is another ship laden in Strathnever with Arms, but no men. They speak of meeting with Glencairn in the Brays of Murray, where they have their Rendezvous, and from thence intend to press all the Countries to rise. This may put some new life into them; but immediately before Middleton's arrival they were much dejected, and were mouldering very fast, and I do not find but those that are most sensible and rational are much discouraged by this inconsiderable appearance of Middleton's, and some are of opinion it will tend to their total dissolution. the Commander in chief hath sent more Horse Northward, to help to keep them up in the hills, where they cannot subsist long in any Body. Whereas in last Week's Intelligence I printed a Letter from the Sea, wherein were some things respecting the Court of Admiralty; upon information I find that that Court proceeds by certain rules of Law and Justice, such as are known and practised in other Nations abroad, as well as in that Court at home. And finding that of those 45 ships mentioned in that Letter, 42 were discharged by the Captains at Sea, and never sent in to the Admiralty, and that though the Gentleman that wrote that Letter was pleased to say, that 3 thirds of the goods were Holland, (which if it be marked, was the whole, for, dividing them by thirds, 3 thirds make up the entire) yet he doth not so much as say that there was any evidence concerning them sent in, to prove any part of the goods to be Holland; nor were there above 3 of 45 transmitted to the Admiralty Court. So that no Evidence being sent in, that Court, which must proceed by the certain Law of Nations, could not but according to Law and Right, award Restitution, and so did it Jure & non Ijuria; And if the Captain knew of any evidence, he was in the fault that suppressed it, and not the Court that did Justice in it; whose certain rules are sufficiently fitted by the Laws of Justice, to do right in all Cases, if there be no sailor in the Captains and other inferior Officers who are at the taking of them; so that if there were any default, it could not be in the Court of Admiralty for discharging of three only, when there was no evidence brought in to condemn them. Orders are issued out by Marshal Turein for all Officers of his Majesty's Army, to make speedy repair to their respective charges. If the weather hold thus dry, it will bring on a Campania sooner than ordinary. There is not the least talk now of the general Peace, but Counsels are taken rather, on both sides, how to prosecute the War. The House of Austria (as Letters say) are mediating a very strict Combination, the Spaniard fearing the English conjunction with the Hollander, may take in the French. If so, then Spain must look other where to fortify an Interest. In Germany, there is a great dissatisfaction between the Emperor & the States of the Empire, which (they say) portends a new War in those Parts. Those divided Interests upon the same Spot of ground, ever have been, and will be perpetually wrangling. And now that the Swedes have gotten a quiet share and possession among them, it's a great question with which Party they will side; for the Queen is at this time highly courted by the Spanish Ambassador at her court, in the behalf of the Emperor. The news of the Duke of Lorain's being cooped up in Antwerp castle, was exceeding welcome to this City, he having the luck to be no better beloved here than in all other places; especially because of his Treachery to the Pr: of Conde, whose Interest and Person is yet in credit here amongst the Inhabitants; not so much for any cause of love they have towards him, but because of the deadly hate they still bear to others, who oppose him. Conde is still at Brussels, but his Troops on the Frontiers. The war (as appears by the Preparations in Flanders, and the imprisonment of Lorain) will be vigorously carried on; and the Prince will (as is said) have a very considerable Army, thereby to endeavour a new In-road into France by Midsummer. If he can clear his way on the Frontiers to effect that, it's thought he will not be without a party in the Bowels of this Nation, and perhaps of this City, when time shall serve. In the meantime all things go smoothly on here without control. The Cardinal de Retz is still a Prisoner, and so like to continue, while Mazarin is in power, which exceedingly disgusts the Clergy; and so much the more, because they have been frequent Intercessors to his Majesty for him, and could never prevail. It is much marvelled, that the Du: of Orleans should hold up still so courageously against the Court, and all their Entreaties, This resolution of his makes men imagine, there may be somewhat a brewing, which yet remains invisible, and that Conde's Fortunes are not so desperate but they may revive again. The King's Guards have had a Muster without the City, at which his Majesty and the Cardinal were both present. Charles Stuart is shortly to be gone from hence, as soon as the Monies are paid him, which are appointed to be paid to set him forward. It is said a Pension will also be assigned for his subsistence when out of the Kingdom. This is one effect of the intended Agreement between England and the United Provinces. From Venice, Feb.16. By a ship that came from Candia, we hear, That Ussaim Bassau who is General of the Turkish Army in that Island, intending to besiege anew that City, had brought all his Forces near that place, intending to entrench and fortify themselves close to the walls, but that our Forces within had made such a powerful Sally upon those Infidels, that they had not only made them to forsake their new works, but also made them retreat in a disorderly manner, but not without some considerable loss on our side: here are now four ships under sail, which carry men, monies, &c. for the Relief of Candia; and there are more ships which will be ready for the same purpose in a few days, our Levies likewise go on gallantly, not only in Germany, but also those in several parts of Italy: divers persons who had been exiled from this City, have made their peace with considerable sums of money, amongst whom is the Earl Porcellago of Brescia, who upon his Agreement is to find and maintain for One month 1200 men in Candia, & moreover to serve in person during the Wars. By a small Barque come this morning from France, we hear that a great Fleet of Dutch Merchantmen, consisting of about 140 Sail, are gone to the Westward, sailing close by the French coast. And having a fair wind, 'tis like they may pass without any interruption from our Fleet; who are (we hear) still near St Ellen's Point: this Dutch Fleet had a convoy of about 60 Sail of Men of war (as they say) but they are to be divided, the Merchantmen being bound to several Ports and Countries. Part of Paul's Church falling down this week, at the great South door; It was under consideration in the Council for taking down, but nothing was done in it. Orders were issued from his Highness the Lord Protector, for all Officers concerned to repair to their respective Charges in Scotland. All Adventurers for Land in Ireland are desired to take notice, that the Committee for Claims have appointed a Lottery for Narroines, to be at Grocers'-hall London, on Thursday the Thirtieth of March, 1654. to begin at 8 o'clock in the forenoon of the same day. The Duke of Lorain begins to take some contentment in his Imprisonment, and hath himself confessed and declared those persons who have any thing in their hands belonging to him; so that by little and little they get to discover all his Treasure Jewels, and other rich Movables. In short, he is well in bodily health at present, though of late he was taken with very much vomiting, which has cleared his stomach, and it may be prevented some further disease that was creeping upon him; the cause whereof is attributed to some kind of surfeit he had taken with overeating of himself, being most nobly entertained with all manner of varieties; which civil carriage toward him, hath so wrought upon him, that he confessed himself, That he lives more nobly now than ever he did in his life, and thinks himself in a happy condition. But how long this entertainment of him will last, is not certain: In the meantime his Money pays for all. His Troops have voluntarily submitted themselves to the King of Spain's service; and have made Oath of Fidelity; They are quartered upon our Frontiers, and in the country of Liege, on this side of the River Meuse, and the army of the Marquis of Faber, Governor of Sedan for France, is quartered on the other side of the River Meuse, in the Country called Condioux demanding of the Prince and States of Liege the sum of two hundred thousand pattacoons for the said Army, for being come to their relief and assistance; and to clear their Country of the Lorainer's, High German's, and the Prince of Conde's Forces, so that these poor men of Liege will suffer as much trouble and mischief by the French, before they be rid of them, as they did by all the rest of their Enemies. In the meantime the Earl of Starrenbergh Imperial Ambassador doth all what he can to agree and content both Parties, for which purpose he makes several journeys to Brussels, Liege, and to the French Army. They are beginning to prepare here for this next Campania; and to that end there have been several meetings held of the chiefest of the Towns, and they have resolved to raise a very great subsidy for his Majesty. There happened lately a very sad accident at the Prince of Conde's Court; two young Gentlemen being invited thither, by a Gentleman that liveth there, and whilst dinner was carrying up to the table by the servants they fell out amongst themselves, and went presently out of the hall, and drew their short swords, and run at one another, and were both killed upon the place before anybody came to them; the one was Lord of Cincq; Bourgs, being two Villages, called Morel, Lord of Haulterive, the only son of the Family; the other was called Le Cherf, Lord of Leystrate, the one was run quite through the heart, and the other below the pap of his right Breast; and because they killed one another in heat of blood, their Bodies were suffered to be buried, and their Estates freed from confiscation. Yesterday in the forenoon arrived at the Hague an Express out of England, who brought news to the Lords-States General, that the Lords Ambassadors Newport and Tonstall arrived at Gravesend the third of March; but the Post is not yet come, through contrary winds and bad weathers; as soon as the Letters are come, we hope to hear of the reception of our Ambassadors, and other affairs more at large; and in the meantime we make no doubt of the Peace. Some four days ago here arrived a Scotch Seaman, who brought news hither of Middleton's safe landing in Scotland, with his Officers and Ammunition, which he carried from hence; and that the Earl of Seaforth had for certain taken the Island of Lewis; and that the Highlanders, with the English, made an Army of 20000 men, when they are altogether, but that they were divided in several parts of Scotland; and that the English had sent out a body of Four or Five thousand men against them, but the Highlanders meeting with them had totally routed them, and killed 500. of them upon the place. The truth of this is not credited here, though much blazed abroad by the Cavaliers, with many circumstances to persuade men to believe their abominable lies; which they forge to deceive the Inhabitants, and to elevate the drooping spirits of the People of these Countries. The Coach and Horses, with other movables for the service of the Lords Ambassadors in England, were shipped yesterday to be sent thither. In my last I told you what this Court was busy about, since which time little or nothing of any moment hath past here. Upon Thursday next two of the Cardinal's Nieces are to be married, the one to the Duke of Candale, the other to the Marshall of le Milleray's son. The Dutch Ambassador here hath spoken several times to the Cardinal, on behalf of the Protestants, that they may be redressed in what they desire of his Majesty; and that some effectual Order may be speedily taken to prevent all further complaints. Furthermore, that his Majesty would be pleased to cause to be made good unto them, all that his Royal favour hath vouchsafed to allow unto them, and all what hath been granted them by the King his Predecessor. Charles Stuart and his brothers are still here, but are resolved not to stay long, having no encouragement given them at this Court, where they do so much desire a Peace with England. And this week here was a strong Report, That Monsieur de Bordeaux had very near finished the Treaty between France and England, with the Lord Protector; wherein we make no doubt but the said Monsieur de Bordeaux will be able to give consent to his Highness in any thing that can in Justice be demanded of this Crown. Preparations are making for this Summer's Campania, both against the Prince of Conde and Catalonia, whither the Prince of Conti is to be sent with an Army, which he is to command in chief. Some talk there is of a Design going against Naples again, but most men suppose that that Enterprise will dwindle to nothing; there being Work enough cut out already to keep them in play: Besides, not knowing certainly what the issue will be of the Treaty between France and England, this Crown is necessitated to provide for the safety of the Coasts of Normandy and Picardy, for fear of Surprisal, in case both Nations should not agree in Amity, whereunto this Crown doth much incline, and stands well affected. There is great rejoicing at the Palace Royal at the news of the safe arrival of Lieutenant General Middleton with his Officers and Ammunition in Scotland, where they say the Highlanders are numerous and courageous enough to manage their business, now so gallant a Commander is come amongst them. And that in the last Reencounter they totally Routed the English, and slew many of them upon the place. They have great hopes from those Tories, hoping they will prove formidable to their Enemies in those parts; That so Charles Stuart Interest there may not be altogether extinguished. Your news of Holland is very welcome, and of more immediate concernment to us here, than any of the rest of these Dominions. Your other Advertisements are good Hint, for us to improve, and to say something more to that of rumoured Dissatisfaction here, which indeed hath been only so much as to occasion People to talk of at a Distance, and nothing in Substance: Neither have I ever observed any thing of such seeming show, and so little moment, that indeed the Spirit spent itself, without receiving the honour of any Opposition; and if it should do us hurt there in England, I am sure it is more than it was ever like to do them here in Ireland. We have advertisement of the Lord Henry Cromwell's being near Holyhead, ready to come over to us; which occasions the stay of our Friends, Allen and Standish, until his coming over, who were otherwise in readiness to have come away from hence, according to my Lord Protector's Orders and commands. The most remarkable thing that hath happened in these Countries of late is, that Middleton is at length gone away for Scotland, with a Retinue of Cavaliers along with him, and some Arms and Ammunition, in a big-bellied Hoy. I was ever boasted by his Party, that he would obtain great matters from this State, for the setting him out in gallant equipage, and good supplies from some Princes also in Germany; but she hoped effects of all these things are as yet invisible; and his proportion of Arms, and of men that went with him doth not answer expectation, but sufficiently declares, that it was not so much Design as Necessity that carried him out of these Provinces; for, he saw that if a Peace be with England, there would be no abiding for him here: so that he must either go and run at adventure in Scotland, or else wander in some foreign Country. Notwithstanding the well-willers of his Party do give out here, what great Bodies of Forces are ready to receive him upon his Landing, and make no question but he will presently over-run Scotland, and drive out the English. It is observed here, that these beaten Royalists are a hearty Generation; they are always thriving and conquering, if we may believe themselves; no sooner hath time and observation confuted one story, but immediately they are up with another, and all goes well with them, let the world turn which way it will; their Tongues still run a-tilt and in Triumph. Their Master is (we hear) still at Paris, but in a departing posture. It is thought the affairs of that Crown in the present Juncture, will not permit his stay there any longer. We hear not of any Applications made by him of late to this state, but we suppose he gives it over for dry meat. Nothing can be more unwelcome to him, than to hear that any Country should be in Amity with England; for his interest lies in troubled Waters, and he must be hoping for the wracks of other States, that he may lay hold, though it were but upon a Plank, to save a sinking Fortune. It is said at his sister's Court, that the first place of his retirement from France, will be at the Court of the Duke of Brandenburg, but whither afterward, is not spoken. The French Ambassador, Monsieur Chamot hath been labouring very hard at the Hague, to put on the Interest of his Master, so as that it may not be left to stand or fall by itself, when the Conjunction between both the Rupublics shall be completed. The Spaniard will (it is said) be put to play a new Game before he thought of it. This Peace, if it prove so, is a hinge upon which all the Affairs of Christendom, must have a new Turn. The Popish party frown at it, and talk of a Conjunction too between the Emperor, Spaniard, and I know not who; it may be they may think on the Stewarts, if any good may be done against England, upon the score of that Family. It seems, by the working of Affairs, as if there would be a Confederacy against the Reformed Religion, though (perhaps) it shall be managed upon other pretences. An Eastland fleet of about 150 sail hath brought home the great necessaries of this Country. Here is much discourse of the great Preparations made for Sea by you in England, which causeth the State to be very quick in theirs, yet here is all hope of Peace, and the affections of men seem ripe for it, expecting to hear of it very suddenly, especially the Merchants. Our Neighbour States and Princes wonder much at the great number of ships that are to be equipped on either side; and therefore if a Peace be, must needs say, it was not Necessity but Reason that made it. We are yet expecting the good hour of a dismission, which will not be too suddenly: though I hope we shall be ready to go away by that time the weather will give us leave. The Chancellor is an old Statist, and he makes excuses and delays, 'till he see what the issue will be of our Treaty with the Dutch. Neither can I blame him, for according to that, it will be necessary to guide their answers unto our proposals. This afternoon my Lord Ambassador, and the Chancellor have had another meeting; there is a very fair correspondence between them: but according to the policy of State, I suppose as yet there passes only discourse between them and nothing is drawn up unto a head, he being willing to see, whether there is likely to be a Peace, or a continuation of war with the Hollander. There is an Ambassador come from Russia, he that was before is gone into Denmark; 'tis talked of that the Duke of Muscovy will make a war with the Pole, and therefore he courts these neighbouring Princes. From Dalkeith, March, 7. A party of the Earl of Athol's Forces Horse and Foot, came the last week and faced Blair Castle, the Governor Capt. Witter sent out a party within protection to skirmish with them: whereupon one Capt. Johnston and 2 more with him, charged up to our men on horseback, but himself and one more were killed; then they all came up, whereupon our men retreated, they fetched off their 2 dead men, and buried the said Captain with Col. Wogan at the Kirk of Kenmore. His death is much lamented amongst them, being very stout, but in this business he was too fool-hardy; we had either one or two shot. There have of late been some private overtures made from some in the Hills of some proposals which would probably much allay the present distempers without any harsh corrosives, which though I have hinted before, yet since nothing is done tending to satisfaction in any of them, I shall again inculate, 1 the sequestration that was upon many (and of little or no advantage to the State) made many desperate, & so to be removed. 2 That personal Arrests might cease, and Creditors contented to take all their lands and goods, for satisfaction, or to cease prosecution 'till there be ability to pay: the want of this makes others desperate. 3 That such as were soldiers of fortune had past the prime of their time in Wars, and were void of Callings, or subsistence, might be considered to be transported to some Prince or State in amity with the Commonwealth, for they are born and they must be kept, or will have a subsistence as long as they can get it. If these thing were put in Execution it would prevent many from going to them, and bring many from them. From Plymouth, March 11. About three days since, the Portsmouth Frigate and the Constant Warwick being together met with the Brest Man of War, commanded by Captain Beach Admiral of that Piratic Crew which lurk in Brest; he had with him two Prizes which he had newly taken, but perceiving that our Frigates intended to pursue him, he left the Prizes, and was afterward secured by night coming on. The same night the Portsmouth Frigate and the constant Warwick chanced to part company; and it so fell out about midnight that Beach roving about, lighted on the Constant Warwick all alone, which before he came near, he took to be a Merchantman, and went on with an intent to board him; but the Warwick demanding who he was, he replied he was the Portsmouth Frigate and for Whitehall. But the Warwick suspecting him, bade him stand off. Then Beach perceiving his mistake, and seeing the Warwick to be a man of War, he presently made away; but the Warwick being a good Sailor, made after him, and kept company with him all night. About 6 in the morning, Beach began the fight, firing 3 Guns, which were answered by the Warwick. The encounter lasted till clock in the afternoon; at which time Beach and his men called for Quarter, and had it. He had 5 foot water in the hold when he yielded; he had 200 men, 20 whereof were killed; his Frigate is a gallant new Vessel, of 42 Guns, whereof but 38 were mounted. There are taken aboard with him Captains besides himself, and divers Gentlemen, who are all prisoners. This is that Beach, the ring-leading Pirate, who hath done our Merchants so much mischief this winter, that he lived like a P; for which 'tis like he will receive his reward, being brought hither, with the rest of his companions. Whitehall, March 15. The six Commissioners of the Council had Conference this afternoon with the Dutch Ambassadors at Sir Abraham Williams' house in the Palace-yard, in order to a final close of that Affair, which (it's conceived) will be within a few days. It is supposed the Lord Protector will remove his Family to Whitehall at the latter end of this week. No news from Sea, save that our fleet rides still near St. Ellen's point, and that the Royal Sovereign is out again, riding in Stokes-Bay.

Mercurius Politicus, Issue 196

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The Ratification of the Articles of Peace betwixt England, Holland, and Denmark, Signed by the Dutch Ambassadors, and the Commissioners for his Highness the Lord Protector. The dispatching Letters presently away to the States General; the time when this Peace shall be Proclaimed in England, Holland, and Denmark; and the manner how it must be done. Another Fight in Scotland, and the taking many of Gen: Middleton's Men; with the Names of the chief Commanders of their several Brigades. The Letters, and Resolution of Mr. Feak, and Mr: Sympson, sent to their friends in England. Many great Prizes taken at Sea. The proceedings of the Treaty with the French Ambassador: And the Demands of the Knights of Malta. At Kensington (near London) found out the nest of deceitful Vermin, such as fill the Commonwealth with base and counterfeit coin, but having their spies abroad, those that came to apprehend them were discovered a little to soon, for they made an escape at a back door, yet were put to such a sudden fright, that they left some of their cloaks behind them, and some store of their base Metal, with meat roasting at the fire, but the jolly Housekeepers were gone, the more was the pity. The Commander in chief having issued forth a Proclamation, requiring all Boroughs, and other Parishes to secure all suspicious persons, or otherwise to give Intelligence of them to the next adjacent Garrison, or Quarters, under pain of being deemed Enemies to the present Government, and proceeded against accordingly: Several Towns have been found guilty of the breach of that Proclamation, and have been fined by a court Martial for the same. The last week the Parish of Liberten, two miles from Edinburgh, for harbouring fifteen of the Enemy by the space of a night, and a day, and neither securing them, nor giving Intelligence of the, and the Tories at their going away stealing fifteen horses, the Parish as for that offence fined 200 l. sterling, the person in whose house they were concealed sentenced to imprisonment during pleasure, and the house where they were harboured to be raced to the ground, and a pair of Gallows to be built there. There are divers other Parishes are summoned into the Court Martials upon the very same account, who will suffer for it. It is hoped this course will in time compel the Scots not to give any entertainment unto the Tories, but give notice of them wherever they shall come; otherwise they will suffer for it. The 21 instant Col: Cooper with a party of Horse and Dragoons from Glasgow, and another party at the same time falling into the Isle of Leven, where about 300 of the Enemy quartered (about four in the morning) took Mac Naughton's Trumpet, and 35 other prisoners, and narrowly missed Mac Naughton, and Newark, who were both there. They killed 12, whereof one of them (as the Enemy coafesse) was a Lieutenant of Horse, and took about 60 horse, and some Arms, totally scattered the whole party, and returned without any loss. This week Captain Ortan Commander of the Sun, and Captain Lilburn of the Union came into Leith Road, from Lewis and Orkney, and brought three Companies of Col: Cooper's Regiment, and thee with a particular relation of the late infall of the Lord Seafort into Lewis Island, much to the same purpose formerly related. Plymouth Fort, March 24. The news this place affords is, The Commander of the Sapphire Frigate sent in hither a Dutch Prize, which hath no lading, only some few barrels of Pitch, &c. This week Paul a ship in the State's service, met with a Flushing Man of War in the Channel, who after five hours fight took her, and this day brought her in hither; we lost not any man in the fight, but sustained some damage in Masts, Sails, and Rigging; the enemy lost 13 or 14 men, and the ship much torn, she hath some silver in her, and small quantity of Wines. The Letters further this Post from Scotland advertise us, that parties which have been sent out by Colonel Morgan have dispersed two other parties, which were sent out by the enemy to plunder, and steal away cattle out of the Lowlands. But their main body doth not yet appear, for that they are not in an equipage to take the field; therefore they wait, and earnestly expect the further supplies that were promised from beyond Sea, by the late Letters they had from the titular King of Scots, and the Duke of York. His Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council taking into consideration the great abuses which have been practised in the public Cockpits by reason of Matches of Cock fighting: An Ordinance is issued forth, straitly forbidding all such set meetings at Cock fightings; and all Justices of the peace, and other Officers are required to take notice hereof, and to punish all such persons as shall be found to offend contrary to the said Ordinance. There is another Ordinance for continuing the Act of the late Parliament, touching the Probate of Wills, and granting Letters of Administration. Also a third Ordinance for settling the Manors of Farmlingham and Sextead in the County of Suffolk, (given by Will by Sir Robert Hitcham, late Sergeant at Law) to charitable uses. On Thursday next there is to be sold at the Sale Office in Beer lane, above thirty several parcels of good commodities, as Wines, Sugars, Silks, Stuffs, and divers other commodities, which were taken prizes. From Plymouth they write, That a Private Man of War hath brought into that Port a Prize laden with Tobacco, and divers other commodities. The Brest Men of War are often seen about the Land's end, and near the Isle of Scilly; we hear that they took the last week an English Vessel belonging to Bristol, but what her lading was, we cannot yet learn. This Day was the business of Peace with Holland carried on as far as might be, all is fully agreed, and one thing after another, everything is done in order, The Merchants came this day, and were present by the Dutch to sign for security for payment of the monies to the Merchants for the loss by them sustained in the business of Denmark for Denmark is wholly taken in also into the Peace, and in few days all will be concluded, and totally finished, that the Peace may be ready to be Proclaimed. The business for appointing Commissioners for the Great Seal, was ordered to be on the morrow, in order to which, several things were this day done by way of preparation. The Swedish Agent made Address to his Highness the Lord Protector and it was ordered that he should have Audience on the morrow, and Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies was appointed to attend accordingly. This Day the Lords of the Council, and Mr: Secretary of State attended his Highness the Lord Protector at the Cockpit, after which they sat in Council in White hall, and several businesses of great consequence were transacted. The French Ambassador is removed from Sir Abraham Williams to his own Lodgings in Convent Garden. This day the Agent from the Queen of Sweden had Audience by his Highness, attended by Sir Oliver Fleming, and divers Gentlemen, there being with his Highness divers Lords of the Council, and Mr: Secretary of State. Sir Thomas Wethrington, and the Lord Commissioner Lisle were this day sworn Commissioners of the Great Seal of England, for the Court of Chancery, by the Clerk of the Commonwealth, before his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Council, in the Council Chamber at White hall, the Lord Ambassador Whitlock who is now in Sweden, is also to be one with them. Our Forces from Glasgow have taken sixty horse, and 36 prisoners beyond Dunbarton Castle; since which, one of Middleton's Captains was taken near Haddington, with six more. About fifty Gentlemen were gone from the West to the Hills, with good Horses, Arms, &c. of which, some Knights, and two of the Lord De la Bank's Brothers. Glencarn, Kenmore, Athol, Forbs, and Glengary, &c. are gone Northward to join with Middleton, Seafort, and the Lord Ray, and so to force Sutherland, and Caithness, to rise with them; their return it is thought will be about a fortnight hence, Seafort, Middleton, and Raget men, surprised a Vessel of ours going to the Lewis by some Boats they sent out; we had in her fourteen men, Ammunition, Provision, and clothes for that Garrison. Middleton hath besieged Cinkeler Castle in Caithness, but they bad his defiance. Coll: Morgan returned from Innernes the 21 instant, over the Hill for Aberdeen. The enemy have been cruel in burning, and destroying the Country that do not freely join with them; yet Sir James Mac Donald, and the Captain of the Clans Renolds, are in Arms against Middleton in the Hills, for preservation of their Country. Plymouth March 28. An Ostend Man of War is brought in by the Falmouth Frigate, and three Dutch Prizes are also brought into this Port, one with Figs, and Raisins from St: Lucas, the other two with French Wines. Ellins 1 April, Yester night the Reserve Frigate, one of our Scouts brought into the Fleet a Prize called the John Baptist loaden with some Pepper, and Indigo, her burthen is about 300 Tons from St: Mallows, bound for Amsterdam, the Captain of her a French man, made short dispute, and then surrendered. Col: Rous is added to the Committee of the Admiralty, and Navy. The Committee for approbation of Ministers sit on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at White hall. From Hamburg they write, that at the Request of the English Resident Monsieur Bradshaw, the Senate hath imprisoned an English revolted Merchant, whose name is Waites, who will now be made to answer dearly for his former Treachery. A small Pink from Holland came with some few Passengers, and Letters from the States to their Ambassadors here in England, and they that came with them say, that the contents of those Letters are, that their Ambassadors should hasten the Ratification of the Peace with England. The Duke of Lorrain hath given his consent that his Brother Franck shall be Commander in chief of his Army. All the actions of our great Queen are as so many wonders, and continual effects of her royal virtues, and of the greatness of her incomparable courage, but some few days in special she did give such proof thereof, that the same may be called the Crown of all her other actions, seeing it doth manifest to the world how this admirable Princess hath set herself above the Crowns, under which men commonly do seek their satisfaction and glory. The 23 of this Instant she having summoned all the Senators of the Land, they all made their appearance, except 9. who were out of the Land upon public employment; there this Princess did declare unto them the design she had to leave the charge of the Kingdom, and to that end, that she was resolved to go to Nicoping to confer with the Prince Palatine of Sweden her Cousin, having sent him Letters to invite him thither, and withal, to persuade him to accept the charge of the Kingdom, and the managing of the State affairs; this Prince is the same who was heretofore Generalissimo of the Swedish Armies in Germany, concluded first a Peace with the Duke Picolomini and in the year 1650, at the Coronation of the Queen, was then declared Heir apparent to the Crown of Sweden, and by the States and Commonalty acknowledged so, having made their Oath of Allegiance to him, as unto their future King, after the Queen's death. It is advertised that the titular King of Scotland is yet in France, where (say the Letters) he will stay a little, and see what effects the Treaty will produce betwixt England and France. He had a Present given him a little before Easter by some of the Protestant Nobility of that Kingdom. In the Holidays his Mother came to see him in the Palace Royal, and the King her Nephew in the Lovure, and on the next day returned to her devotions in the Nunnery. There is a Report of two English ships brought into Tholoon, which it is said, were taken by the French not far from Messina. The Letters fro Scotland speak of the Highlanders' Army joined all into one Body, which no doubt will be dispersed again into several parties for the Countries where they are, are so wasted, that they cannot maintain them, and it is probable they will not draw together with an intent to give Battle until the middle of May, before which time the Peace with Holland, and Denmark will so startle them, that they will have but little Resolution to fight. The Newcastle Frigate hath taken a Dutch Man of War of fourteen Guns, and sent her into Burlington Bay; This was one of the four Capers that did much annoy us on the Northern Seas. The Newcastle Frigate lay cruising three or four days before he handsomely could snap her. An Ordinance was passed for suspending the proceedings of the Judges in the Act entitled, The Act for Relief of Creditors, and poor Prisoners, it is to this effect. Whereas upon perusal, and serious consideration had of one Act of Parliament, entitled, An Act for the relief of Creditors, and poor Prisoners, many doubts, and difficulties do appear, which must necessarily occasion an Explanation of the said Act, for the better enabling the Judges in the said Act named and authorized for sale of such Estates as are to be sold by the said Act, for satisfaction of Creditors, which cannot in short time be effected, &c. We understand further from Sweden, that that (Second Elizabeth) being exceeding valiant, is notwithstanding so exceeding humble, and devoted to piety, that she very earnestly desires the good will of her Nobles, that she may resign her Crown to another, which seems very strange, if we consider what fighting and contention there is in other parts of the world to gain but a temporal Crown, what might we not imagine that Charles Stuart would do to get such a Gem, yet we see his destiny was to lose at the first, and it is unlikely he should win at the last, yet he strives, and hopes, and stays in France a little longer, to see what will certainly become of the Treaty betwixt England and Holland. This Day the Sessions began in the Old Bailey, there is a full Goal, and divers Persons for notorious Murders, Robberies, and other outrages of which more hereafter. There be three of those men apprehended lately, which committed the late Robbery on Blackheath, upon Major Bourn, and other Gent: who quitted themselves so valiantly, that two of these three Thieves were sore wounded. O how magnificently looks this day, and glorious to behold, wherein with truth and confidence we can declare Peace not only at home, but also to foreign Nations and Kingdoms; and long happy may everyone be under their respective Governments; now also let dignity and renown be the joy of Peace, and a Government established in freedom an Anchor to both. The last night about nine of the clock the Lord's Ambassadors from Holland signed the ratification of the Articles of Peace, so did likewise the Commissioners in behalf of his Highness the Lord Protector. The great work this day was the dispatching away of a Pink with the said Articles and Ratification to be Signed by the States General, and upon the return again of the said Ratification, his Highness the Lord Protector Signs also, and the major part of his Council. In this accord and agreement Denmark is also fully included, so that Peace is likewise made with him. The French puts in very strongly for Peace too, whereupon our Merchants are required to bring in an Account what damages they have sustained by the French. In this Embassy the Knights of Malta claim some old Arrears from England. Within a few days the Guard, Pensioners, and other Officers and Attendants for his Highness (chosen with the approbation of the Lords of his Highness' Council) will be settled in their respective places. His Highness was lately at Hampton Court, and Orders are given for repairing that House. It is said that a Squadron of our fleet is designed for the Straits. Mr: Feaks and Mr: Sympson are yet as highly resolved in their former ways as ever, say some of their Letters to their friends in London. Yesterday a man for a wager undertook to drive a Wheelbarrow with 14 pound weight in it, from London to St: Albans, and back again from 5 of the clock in the morning, till 7 of the clock at night, but he was tired by that time he came back to Highgate. When the Articles of Peace, and Ratification are returned back Signed by the States, and so again here as aforesaid, you may expect to have it Proclaimed with great solemnity both in England, and Holland, all which may be done in few days; We are likely also to have a neat Alliance with Sweden.

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From Monday January. 23. to Monday, January. 30. 1654. This day from his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council was published an Ordinance, Declaring what offences, and no other, shall be adjudged High Treason, within the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland; And for better notice to all, take this Account as the chief head's thereof, viz. It is declared, and shall be adjudged High Treason, If any compass or imagine the death of the Lord Protector for the time being. If any shall write, print, openly declare, preach, teach, or otherwise publish, that the Lord Protector and the People assembled in Parliament, are not the Supreme Authority of this Commonwealth. If any shall declare (as aforesaid) That exercise of the chief Magistracy, in these dominions, is not in the Lord Protector assisted with his Council. Or that the said Authority or Government is tyrannical, usurped, or unlawful. Or that there is any Parliament now in being, or that has any continuance, or any Law in force for continuing the Parliament, which is hereby declared to have been dissolved 20 April 1653. and shall be adjudged, and taken so to be. Or if any shall in any wise endeavour to stir up, or raise force against the Lord Protector or present Government, for subversion or alteration thereof, and shall declare such endeavour by any open deed, it shall be adjudged High Treason. Also these following offenders and offences, are to be adjudged within the compass of Treason, viz. All endeavours of any mutiny (not being a member or members of any of the armies) and to make Soldiers disobedient in any of the forces. All inviters and procurers of Invasion from abroad upon any of these Dominions. All adherers to any forces of the common Enemies. All plotters for surrender of any City, Town, Fort, Magazine, Ship, &c. All counterfeiters of the great Seal, or of the sign Manual, Privy Signet, or privy Seal of the Lord Protector for the time being. All proclaimers or promoters of the pretended right of Charles Stuart, or any of that family, to the government of this Commonwealth, or any of the dominions thereto belonging. All Corresponders and Intelligencers with him, his mother, his brother James Stuart, or any of them. All Counterfeiters, Clippers, Diminishers, Falsifiers of Coin, for gains sake. All Importers of false Coin, &c. together with their counsellors, aiders, and abetters, are to be taken, adjudged and executed as Traitors. Provided, that nothing in this Ordinance as touching the Moneys and coins aforesaid, shall extend to make any corruption of blood, to any heir of any offender, or to the prejudice of any wife of such offender. Provided always, that no person shall be prosecuted for any offence here mentioned, unless the prosecution be within one year after the offence committed. These offences afore-named, and no other, are to be adjudged High Treason, not withstanding any former Act or Statute, &c. Provided nevertheless, and it is declared to be the true intent & purpose of this Ordinance, that the Laws made in the reigns of Queen Elizabeth, and King James against the Pope and See of Rome, Jesuits, Seminary Priests, and Professors of the Polish Religion, shall stand in full force and virtue. All abetters of the Pope's Jurisdiction in England, all procurers and promoters of Bills from the Pope to absolve People from their obedience to this Government, or to move any to promise obedience to any other Price or power whatsoever. Lastly all Jesuits, Priests, &c. born in any of these Dominions, who have taken or shall take orders by authority derived from the See of Rome; and shall afterwards be found within this Commonwealth. These Offenders aforementioned shall be adjudged and executed as Traitors. Also an Ordinance for repealing several Acts and Resolves of Parliament for taking the Engagement viz. That the Act of the second of January 1649, for subscribing the Engagement: And certain Orders, entitled, Resolves touching the subscribing to an Engagement, &c. And all and every Clause, Branch, Article and Sentence in them, and every, or any of them contained, shall from and after the nineteenth day of January in the year of our Lord 1653. stand, and be absolutely repealed, and annulled; And that all and every Clause, Branch, Article, Proviso, or Sentence contained in any other Act, Ordinance, Resolves or Order of Parliament, whereby the said Oath or Engagement is directed, and appointed to be taken and administered, and all and every the penalties, losses, incapacities, disabilities, and forfeitures for not taking or subscribing the same, shall from and after the said nineteenth day of January in the year of our Lord 1653. as to so much only (and no more) as concerneth the said Engagement, and the penalties, losses, incapacities, disabilities, and forfeitures, for not taking and subscribing the same; be, and are hereby utterly repealed, and made void, &c. From aboard the Sapphire, Letters this day from Capt. Heaton January 20 came as followeth. The 16 instant about 27 leagues from Ushant, we spake with one of Ostend, who sayeth, That the Thursday before he came out of Bordeaux, in company with 40 Hollanders, and 20 others homeward bound; They kept the French shore, but had no Convoy; for a ship of 34 guns on whom they depended grounded upon the Pole head coming out, and the sunk on the 17 at two in the Afternoon with the wind at East. As we plied cross the Channel about 16 leagues South from Scilly, we met with four Frigates that bore the English Ensign, and the old Union Jack. The greatest was a ship not much unlike the Nonsuch, only somewhat shorter, with a gilded Head, a Rampant Lion, with a gilded Crown in her Stern, and a blue streak, as hath the Lanrell, this we suppose was Beach. The three smaller did weather us a Saker shot, and the other half a shot, as he passed he fired one gun; though four to one yet they could not bear up, They standing in the Northward we tacked in their wake, and kept them company till night drew his curtain. All this day it was so much wind and sea, that we could not safely open a top sail. On the 18 instant we hailed with the Lizard, thinking to find him, and met with 16 of our Merchant ships outward bound, whom I saw 20 leagues to the Westward. On the 19 at noon we met with the Middleborough, and with her a supposed prize. And the last night we fell with a pretended Dover-man. But the whole company are French save one Rob. Hopkins of Dover, both which Vessels laden with wine we have sent into Plymouth by the Middleborough, and are ranging where we can best imagine, to clear the Coast and Channel of the Picaroons. The aforesaid Rob. Hopkins sayeth, That on Saturday lat, there came out of St. Martins in his company a ship of 26 Guns that came from the West-Indies, and with him nine more, which are gone on the back-side of Ireland, for they steered West from Alleronne de Baies. They further say, That they look for a Fleet of 200 sail from Holland which are to come round. Further from Dalkeith, January 19. The chief Body of the Enemy is now fallen into Murrayland, where they are busy in levying their Sess, and intend to debar correspondence between Aberdeen and Innerness. Col. Morgan is drawing all the forces of the Northern parts together to attempt their driving out thence: Athol was lately in Strathardle, where he enjoined all men to rise, and got together about 500, who had not stayed long with him, but 300 departed without leave. Whereupon he gave liberty to all but 60 to be ready upon occasion. The Enemy I am confident were no gainers by the loss of Captain Elsmore's party from Drummond Castle, he that commanded the first party (supposed to be Col. Wogan) was slain and many of his men. The party consisted of Wogan's English, being 30, and about 40 of Sir Arthur Forbs his men that were beaten in the South, and the other were Major Mercers men that belong to Athol: Wogan and his men stood valiantly to it, otherwise we had totally routed the Scots. Lieut. Caleb Leigh is certainly killed. Lieth Jan. 17. The Enemy are part in Badgenoth, and part in the Laird of Grants Bounds. The party that Col. Morgan drew from Aberdeen toward Innerness could not get over Spey, the waters were so high. The Boggy-geith is a very useful Garrison, the Marques of Huntley's Lady being removed to Strathbogie. The Enemy are much startled at Lorn's revolt, and think there is a greater design in the same than is yet apparent. There is to be a great meeting of all the Clan Campbell in Argyle, it is said to offer some proposals to the Commander in Chief. Sir Arthur Forbs yet lies wounded in some part of Monteith. On Thursday lat Athol and Lorn were at the house of Balloch, near Lough Tay; since which Athol, is very sick, and in Weem's Garrison, and Lorn pretends his Father is not reconcilable to him, whereupon he goes not home. The 14 instant Capt. Crese, Captain Lieut. to the Col. Okey, with a party from St Johnstones fell into the Quarters of about forty of the Enemy's Horse about Stabengham, near little Dunkel, under Lieut. Col. Ramsey took ten prisoners, and sixteen horses and killed two on the place. But a party of Capt Elsmore's Troop from Drummond had not so good success, for the Lieut. being sent out with a party of thirty horse to rescue some sheep taken by the Enemy near the Garrison, pursued so far as to rout them, but another party of 60 Horse, and 100 or 200 foot lying in Ambuscade, our men made a very difficult retreat, in which the Lieutenant, the Cornet, and two Troopers were killed, and seven Troopers. Divers of the Enemy were killed, and amongst the rest Wogan (as is supposed) he and the English with him giving the first charge. From Paris the 28 January. By Letters from Marseilles thus. About eight days since an English ship being taken by the Hollanders and brought into that Port, the English Merchants caused it to be seized, as laying a just claim to it, but the business being put to debate it was carried on the Hollanders' side and the ship delivered to them again, provided that they should neither sell ship or goods there, but carry it elsewhere: and the next day another English ship bound for that City coming near the Islands the Hollanders would have gone out to take her, but were prevented, and stayed until the ship was safe in the Harbour: One of our private men of war having lately surprised a ship of Genoa within the command of this City upon pretence that he was laden with Spanish goods, it was ordered by our Magistrate the business should be examined, and speedy justice done to the Plaintiffs, At the desire of the Earl of Cleveland now Prisoner in the Tower, I do hereby give notice to all persons allied in blood or acquaintance to the said Earl, That his Lordship hath been lately informed of a certain Impostor or Cheat, who under the cloak of friendship, and a pretence of serving his Lordship, hath made very unworthy addresses to divers persons of quality in the said Earl's behalf to borrow money for his relief, and to supply his occasions in the Tower, and have counterfeited the said Earl's hand and seal for such lewd purposes: And because a vizard is proper for such practitioners, he goes sometimes under the name of Buck, sometimes Braithwaite, and Butler; and that by this means he hath obtained several sums of money from several persons who are deluded by his Knavery; and although the Lieutenant (at the desire of the said Earl) hath granted many Warrants for the apprehending of the said person, yet it hath hitherto been his fortune to escape. The Earl of Cleveland desires, this may be publicly known, that this Villain's proceedings may be prevented for the future, and also that it may be believed, that when the said Earl hath any occasion to use money, it hath been his custom always to use such honourable means of procurement as are suitable with his degree and honour. The like abuse hath been offered by the same person to the Lord Grandison also, a Prisoner in the Tower, which he likewise desires to be made known. This Cheat had been practised since the first publication, and therefore the Earl of Cleveland desires it may be reprinted for further caution. The Adventurers for lands in Ireland are desired to take notice, That since the Committee for Claims sitting at Grocers-hall directed one penny (upon every pound adventured) to be paid Mr. Turner or some other by their order; The Lord Protector with the advice of his Council hath otherwise ordered the payment of the same, as appeareth by his Order, the Copy whereof ensueth. Whereas by and Order of the Council of State at Whitehall of the 2. of July last, It was Ordered, that one penny in the pound (which amongst other things, by Order of the said Council of the first of June last authorizing the Committee for clearing claims at Grocers-hall to receive the said penny upon the pound, of, and from every Adventurer) should be paid unto such person or persons at the Committee of Adventurers (who are entrusted by the body of Adventurers) should nominate and appoint for that purpose, as by the said Order of the 2. of July (amongst other things therein contained) may at large appear. It is now thought fit, and so Ordered by his Highness the Lord Protector, with the advice of the Council, That the said Order of the 2. of July last, and every clause therein contained, to all intents and purposes, shall stand; and is hereby ratified and confirmed; Any Act, Order, or Vote made to the contrary thereof in any wise notwithstanding: And it is further Ordered, That the said Committee for clearing the claims at Grocers-hall, shall not deliver out any Certificate to any of the said Adventurers for their respective allotments of land, until they are satisfied by a note under the hand of the Treasurer already appointed, or to be appointed by the said Committee of Adventurers, that he hath received the said penny upon the pound, according to the said Order of the Council of State of the 2. of July last, which every Adventurer is hereby enjoined and required to pay accordingly. Ex. W. Jessop, Clerk of the Council. The said Adventurers are farther desired to take notice that Mr. George Almary living at the lower end of old Jury is the Treasurer appointed by the Committee of Adventurers to the purpose aforesaid. The Reader is also desired to take notice, That one George Carter born in the Parish of Bucklebury in the county of Berks, the son of Simon Carter, his Father being dead, there is an Estate fallen to him, if it be possible he may hear of it, and discover himself betwixt this and Easter next, he hath been absent about sixteen years since his Friends had any Intelligence of him. Paris the 31. of Jan. 1654. Stilo nov. The Counsellor Monsieur du Groissy Foueguet, after one years imprisonment was set at liberty, but upon condition that he shall leave his employment, and be Exiled to Venice during the King's pleasure. The other Counsellors likewise who had been Exiled, are now called home, and sit again in Parliament as formerly. They write from Perpignan, that they are in a very good condition, that now Rosa being well provided with all manner of Provisions and Ammunitions, doth not fear any attempt of the Spaniards, who are now all gone into their Winter-quarter: nevertheless, the Spanish Garrison at Villafranea doth do much harm in the Country, insomuch, that our Forces to prevent further evil are forced in this hard time of the year to march into the Field, to try if they can bring in that Garrison, or at least block them up, so that they do no further mischief. The last News from the Leaguer before Biffort certify, that the Marshal de la Ferta was come thither with two thousand foot, and one thousand horse, that the Trench being open, they had made a great Progress, and the Mine was near finished under the great Bastion, that the Governor had turned several places without the Town, and hindered the Besiegers to his uttermost, to make any advantage by anything left about the Town, yet the place is very close besieged, and there being little hope of any considerable strength to relieve it, its thought the Besieged will be forced to make their Agreement in a few days. The difference between the States and the Parliament of Brittany is not yet decided: both parties having sent Commissioners to the Court, to maintain their cause: The Price of Conti is not yet come, and it is conceived that he doth expect the event of that Process followed so eagerly against his Brother. The Protestants in Languedoc remain yet unsatisfied, having as yet obtained nothing more than Court language, which they will not accept in payment of so many gross injuries received from the Papists. Monsieur Beverlin, one of the Dutch Commissioners that lately went hence returned the last night, and had this day Audience. He affirms, that the Province of Holland, the leading and greatest Province, have declared their consent to the Articles lately agreed upon with his Highness the Lord Protector and Council; and within very few days there will be Deputies from the rest of the Provinces, declaring their assent, (but some question Zealand) as also Ambassadors from Holland, to see the confirmation hereof on our part. This day Mr Feake and Major Simpson (who were yesterday taken into custody) were examined before the Council at Whitehall, and stand committed. Further from Upsaliah in Sweden by letters Decemb. 30. of the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, his Honourable Reception, Audience, and his Speech to the Queen, as followeth: We are now at Upsaliah, where the Queen resides by reason of the Sickness being at Stockholm. We came from Gothenburg the 29. of Novemb. And came to Upsaliah the 20. of December, where my Lord was entertained with very much respect, and on the three and twentieth day my Lord had Audience, where the Queen heard him with as much Gravity and Majesty as to my apprehension might be composed in a Woman, if not any man; Besides, I have heard my Lord Ambassador (who hath had private Audience twice since) commend her to be the acutest woman that ever he met withal, and to be admired for her knowledge in public Affairs; And that she is so well acquainted with the Transactions of States, far beyond what he was able to conceive she had; here is very great hopes of the accomplishing the business my Lord came hither about the Queen having declared such readiness and freedoms to treat with my Lord concerning it: There is here now resident from Spain, France, Holland, Denmark, and Russia. Concerning the Country, I cannot find as yet so great difference between it and England as was reported: We have here Frost and Snow, and I think not very much colder than frost and snow in England: but in other things there is a great deal of difference, for there is hardly a Commodity in England but would yield as much more here; nothing that as yet I find plenty here, but Wood, Pitch and Tar. Madam, By Command from my Superiors, the Parliament of the Commonwealth of England, I do with all respect salute your Majesty, which had been sooner done, if by extraordinary accidents and engagements in the settling of three Nations with no few foreign Diversions it had not been retarded. And although the Commonwealth of England are not encouraged to send abroad, when they reflect upon the barbarous usage of their Messengers in some places; yet your Majesty perceives that from your Government neither our Masters nor their Servants have the least suspicion of any such entertainment: but we who are here present do gratefully acknowledge our experience of the contrary, and of much Civility to our nation. My business is to communicate with your Majesty in matters relating to the common good, which is of so great weight that it admits of no hopes of success without his special blessing, who by small means can bring great things to pass; the confidence whereof, with my submiss to the judgement and commands of my Superiors hath given me this honour of being in your Majesty's presence. Whom, I shall not weary with many words or expressions beyond meaning; I am not sent hither for that cause, and it is as different from my own spirit, as contrary to the practice and commands of my superiors, from whom and from their servant according to the English reality, your Majesty will find all manner of plain ness and truth in our transactions, Our deliverances & preservations, whereof we have been eye-witnesses, have been so near to miracles, and such monuments of infinite rich mercy and love from heaven, that we should sin against them if the least guile or unfaithfulness should infect our conversation. It is not my work to paint out my own Country, or to draw black lines upon any, though our adversaries, neither shall I take upon me to mention the excellencies of your Majesty's person and government, or of your People, and Countries, lest I should injure any merit; and because I speak to those whom God hath favoured with the enjoyment of great mercies, the increase and continuance whereof is heartily desired by my superiors, and by me their servant. I shall not enlarge my discourse with observations, concerning both Nations, of their likeness in Language, Manner, and war like dispositions, Arguments more natural than artificial for a nearer union; but this I may not omit, the fruits whereof I have tasted: the present happy Government under your Majesty, which remembers unto us those blessed days of our Virgin Queen Elizabeth, under whom above 40. years the people enjoyed all protection and justice from their Prince, and she all obedience and affection from her people. May this and more be the portion of your Majesties and your Successors, nor had it been lost in those who followed Queen Elizabeth, though foreigners, but through the extremity of their own ill Government. When attempts were made to ravish from us our highest interest, the Orthodox Religion and just liberty, the defence whereof undertaken by King Gustavu Adolphus, your Majesty's Royal Father of blessed memory, in his German Expedition, for the Protestants relief, was in him most honourable and successful, and surely for us was most just and necessary, and alike crowned with gracious success by the Almighty. For the extirpation of both which, by force which had long been endeavoured otherwise Auxiliaries were provided, and afterwards a war raised, which first appearing in Scotland; but there diligently resisted, and the English refusing to be instrumental against Scotland for those ends, the storm was then blown over. In Ireland it rose so hideously, that 200000 poor Creatures Men, Women and Children, besides what the War devoured, were in clod blood barbarously murdered, for no other reason, but because they were Protestants, and Commission alleged for it. In England the fire brake out in all parts of it, from one corner of the land to the other, not a place, not a Family free from the rage of our decennial, more than civil War, and yet after so much blood powered forth, we bless God we live, and after so many devastations, a stranger passing through our Country can hardly espy the steps of it, or good God hath given us in England, Scotland and Ireland, and all the adjacent Isles and Territories of the Commonwealth, a full and happy peace. In all appeals to him, whereof we have seen many, he was pleased still to determine for the Parliament, and after these, and eight tenders and treaties of peace, wherein we received the denial from our adversaries, it pleased the gracious and all disposing hand of God for the good of England, to change the Government thereof. Nevertheless the same common interest, which first begat former alliances and confederacy between the two Nations, do still continue and oblige both to desire the good of each other. Whereunto they seem the more engaged, because we cannot find that in any age there hath been a declared war between them but a constant intercourse of friendship and amity with mutual Offices of kindness out of which great profit and happiness hath redounded unto both. These things being considered, with the affairs of Christendom, and especially of the neighbouring Princes and States, through divine Providence in such posture and condition, as to give greater opportunity, and lay stronger Obligations upon both Nations; to entertain a nearer union and correspondence than heretofore, whereby the Commerce and Tranquillity of both may be preserved and provided for, with respect also to the common interest of and concernment of the true Protestant Religion. And you Majesty having by your late public Ministers to England signified your Royal inclination and willingness by all good means to conserve & increase the ancient good understanding between these States, upon these and other weighty considerations, and to show how acceptable the former overtures of your Majesty have bin, the Parliament have thought fit by me to make tender unto your Majesty of the friendship of the Commonwealth of England, and to let you know, that they are not only ready to renew and preserve inviolably that amity and good correspondence which hath hitherto been between the two Nations, but are farther willing to enter into a more strict alliance and union (then but as yet been) for the good of both. And in such way as shall be held requisite, I shall be ready more particularly to communicate what I have in charge for this purpose. Thus far the Speech. There were two men this day set in the Pillory in Smithfield, the one a Carpenters servant, for beating and abusing his Master and Mistress, the other for Perjury, and had his ears nailed to the Pillory. Between three and four of the clock this afternoon part of the Body of Paul's Church (but not the Steeple) at the great South door fell down, there being divers Children about the time playing in the Church near the place, but we hear as yet not of any killed, but one or two sorely hurt. From Dalkeith, Jan. 22. There is little since the last engagement of our party near Drummond, I cannot yet learn who they were that were slain on the enemy's side, only one Captain Kerr, and another eminent man, who they said was the second brave man of their Forces, very many of them wounded. The main body of them still continue in Murrayland, between Inverness and Aberdeen. The which instant a party of 300 foot, under Lieutenant Col. Heniet of Newark, and 100 Horse, commanded by one Imebinrole came into Dunbarton Town, stayed about an hour, and went thence: At their last going away before this, the enclosed was pasted up upon the Market Cross, those expressions in it, Our Ancient Old Enemy, the Kingdom of England; And Our grand Enemy show the bottom of their Design to destroy the English, and is a very good invitation for them to join with them: if their Plots be laid no deeper, we hope they will not be able to do us much hurt. We hear that Col. Humphries gallant Troop of Dragoons are on the Borders, and some other coming for our supply, which is welcome News; and now we shall be able to meet with the Enemy at all turns. For as much as to the prejudice of his Majesty's service and advancement of our ancient old Enemy the Kingdom of England, who by their perfidious practise, and all unlawful means, still pretending the good and advancement of the Protestant Religion, has endeavoured the reducement and enslaving of us, our predecessors and Country to their subjection. Many pretended Countrymen of several qualities, within the shires of Dunbarton, Ayr, Renfrew, and other adjacent places upon the South side of Farth are not ashamed to bring in, sell, and deliver to several Officers of Garrisons belonging to the said grand enemy, the whole serviceable Arms, and other offensive weapons, they either have, or possibly can acquire, whereby his Majesty's Levies in most parts of the said shires, are greatly impeded far contrary to our natural Countrymen, inhabiting the Northern shires, who by their good example, laying to heart the bleeding condition of this their native Country, do all unanimously take up Arms, and join with us for relief, and recovery thereof, we do therefore by these presents, signify and declare, that whatsoever person or persons of whatsoever quality, within any of the said shires of Dunbarton, Ayr, Renfrew, or places adjacent, shall upon whatsoever pretence after publication hereof, presume to sell, give or deliver up to any belonging to the said common enemy, any serviceable Horses or Arms, to the prejudice of his Majesty's service or levies of Horse or Foot, employed upon any of them, that the whole good and gain of the person or persons disobeyers of this our Command (without respect of any) shall be sequestrate, and confiscate for the use of any whosoever can first apprehend them, for meddling with, and effectuating whereof these presents shall be an irreducible warrant, and ordains publication hereof at the Market Cross of Dunbarton; whereby they, nor none inhabiting the Shires of Ayr, Renfrew, or places adjacent, pretend ignorance hereof. Given at Weims this 22 of December 1653. sic subscribiter. Glencairn By Letters from Falmouth thus. Here are several ships come into this Harbour, being wind bound, and intending for London and those parts with the first opportunity, those that were here, whom we formerly mentioned are all now gone out with these Easterly winds: there are many Dutch Picaroons, who lie still between the Lands end and the Isles of Scilly, and makes it very dangerous to pass without a Convoy. Some of the Brest French Pirates (we hear) have lately taken two small Barks of this Country, and sent them home. They have we hear lately among them above 20 Sail of Men of War out, whereof one hath 36 Guns, and 200 Men, other about 24 and 20 Guns, but most of 12. and under. From West Cowes in the Isle of Wight. Our Fleet is still riding near St Helens point, ready upon the least notice of any appearance of the Dutch to set sail and encounter with them, if a peace ensue not. We have no other Prizes brought in of late, only a French Bark laden with Linen, Cloth, Paper, and other French Goods. Yesterday came in the 8 Frigates sent out to ply in the Channel, and the day before eight others were sent to scout in their rooms. The Continuation of Artaminis, or the Grand Cyrus that excellent new Romance, written by that famous wit of France Monsieur de Studery Governor of Nostredame, and now englished by F. G: Esquire. Printed for Humphrey Moseley, at the Prince's Arms in Paul's Churchyard, and Tho: D.ing at the George in Fleet Street. The Marrow of Ecclesiastical History, contained in the liver of the Father's Schoolmen, first Reformers and modern Divines which have flourished in the Church from Christ's time to this present. The lively Effigies of most of them cut in Copper. The second Edition enlarged in most of the Lives, with the addition of 4 Lives which were not in the former. By Sam Clark of Bennett Fink London, Printed for Will: Reybould at the Unicorn in Paul's Churchyard. Reliqui Wotionieme, or a collection of Lives, Letters and Poems, &c by the curious Pen of Sir Henry Wotton, now published with large Additions, sold by H. Marriot, G. Bedell, T. Garthwaite. A learned Piece called Examen Acundennaram, by John Webster, showing a more profitable and practical way of all Arts and Sciences, and for the further advancement of Learning: The strait Gate or narrow way leading to life by H. Heere Master of Arts, delivered in several Sermons. Divine Essays by Isaac Pennington Junior, sold by Edw. Calvert, at the Blackspread Eagle at the west-end of Paul's. A Pearl Necklace being one Rope, with a black twopenny Ribbon either end, in a white wooden Box, writ thereupon three Dosse of Pearl left betwixt York and Wetherby about the 17th of Jan. last. If anyone shall find the same and deliver it at Wetherby to Mr. Will: Tomson, at the sign of the Crown there, or at London to Mr. Bernard Morden Merchant, at his House in great Woodstreet, he shall have three pounds for his pains. This is licensed and entered according to Order.

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From Monday, May. 1. to Monday, May 8. 1654. By Letters from Leith in Scotland, dated the 27. of April thus. Many of the chief Officers have had a meeting with Gen. Monk since his coming hither, and have consulted of many things, in order to quelling the spoil and fury of the Enemy, and to that end, some additional Forces are to march unto Colonel Morgan, who attends Middleton's motion at Dingwel, but betwixt him and the Enemy (in Southerland) is a great depth and breadth, and the passages on the other side so narrow and dangerous (even in more seasonable times, and favourable weather, than of late hath been in Scotland) that he thought it a dangerous resolution to adventure over; and besides, he discovers the Enemy on the foot of the Hills to exceed him in number, and that they have engrossed all the Cattle and provisions in that place to themselves, which it's thought will not hold them long, and then they must either come forth and fight, or else climb with their horses over the steep and craggy Mountains. We hear of an Ordinance of the Lord Protector and his Council, tendering pardon unto some, and the expulsion of others, I hope it will work good amongst them, and cause many to lay down Arms, or accept of conditions to go beyond Sea: And truly, if you knew the conditions of this deceitful Nation so well as we do, it would not much pity you if you see them put to great extremities. One that was a person of Eminency amongst them was lately taken at Edinburgh, and was this week hanged for a Spy: General Monk hath sent for his Officers that are in England, which belong to any of the Forces here: A party of the Highlanders this came down as far as Provost Marbury's house, near Dumfries, and set fire thereon, killed four men, and put the Provost himself to a great fright, but getting into a place of defence with twelve men armed, they repulsed the Enemy, being about thirty in number. Since the Peace was proclaimed betwixt England and Holland, the Lord Protector did feast, and most nobly entertain the Dutch Ambassadors at Whitehall, his Highness hath entertained a Foot-guard of sixty proper men to attend and carry up meat; they have grey Cloaks, with black Velvet, and Silver-lace. Great resort was this day (being the first of May) to Hyde Park, expecting to have seen his Highness the Lord Protector there, but he and the Lords of his Council sate in debate on the great and weighty affairs of the Commonwealth. This day came to our hands a perfect Copy of the Articles of Peace, as they were printed, published, and proclaimed in Holland, the Heads whereof follow. The Articles of the perpetual Peace concluded between his Highness Oliver Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland, &c. on the one part, and the High and Mighty Lords, the States General of the United Netherlandish provinces on the other part. 1. That from hence forward there shall be a firm, and unchangeable Peace, sincere friendship, and straighter Alliance, confederation and Union, than ever heretofore between the Commonwealth of England, the States General of the United Provinces of the Netherlands, and the respective Lands, Countries, and Cities everywhere under their obedience, and their people, and Inhabitants. 2. That from henceforth all enmity, discontention, and War between the said two Commonwealths, and their people, and Subjects shall cease. 3. That all offences, injuries, costs and damages which either party hath suffered by the other, shall be abolished, and forgotten. 4. That all Prisoners on both sides, of what condition or quality soever they be, shall be released without paying ransom. 5. That the two Commonwealth shall remain confederate friends against all whosoever, who shall endeavour to disturb either State by sea, or Land, or being declared enemies to the freedoms, and liberties of the people shall shelter themselves under either of the said Governments. 6. That neither of the Commonwealths may make, do, act, deal, or undertake against the other, but shall actually oppose all whomsoever, who shall act, or deal, or undertake anything against either Commonwealths. 7. That neither Commonwealths, nor the people dwelling or residing therein, shall give, or lend any help, counsel, or favour to the Enemies, or Rebels of either, upon pain of Treason. 8. That the two Commonwealths shall assist each other as need shall require by sea and Land, with men and ships, at the charge of the parties who desire the same. 9. That neither of the Commonwealths, or the people hereof shall receive any person or persons, which by their Commonwealth shall be declared Enemies, Rebels, or Fugitives. 10. That in case either Commonwealth yet their public Letters shall declare unto the other, that any persons are their Enemies, &c: then upon such notice the Commonwealth where such person or persons resideth, shall warn them to depart within 28. days upon pain of death, and loss of Lands. 11. That no Rebel of the Commonwealth of England shall be received, or suffered to remain in any of the Castles, Cities, Havens, and Cricks, or other places privileged within the Jurisdiction of the United Provinces. 12. That the Commonwealth of England, and the people thereof, and the United Provinces, and the inhabitants of the same, shall be bound to entreat each other with all love, and friendship. 13. That the ships of the United Provinces meeting in the Narrow Seas any of the English men of War, shall strike the Flag as in former times. 14. That neither of the Commonwealths shall receive in any of their Harbours, or assist, or refresh any Pirate, or Sea Rovers. 15. That either of the Commonwealths do make a Treaty of Amity with any Republics, Princes or States, they shall comprehend each other, in case they desire it. 16. That if anything shall be done, or committed by any of the People of either party against this Treaty, by Land or Sea, the confederation shall not be broken, but the particular party shall be punished, &c. 17. That the People of this Commonwealth may freely, and with all safety travel through all quarters of the United Provinces to drive their Trade, armed, or unarmed, and the people of the United Provinces shall have the like privilege here. 18. That in case any Merchants' ships of either State by any accidents be driven into any Havens, &c. they may depart at their pleasure without paying Customs if they break not Bulk. 19. That the Merchants, Skippers, Mariners, &c. of either Commonwealths, their ships, &c. shall not be Arrested, nor seized to serve at War, unless upon inevitable necessity. 20. That the Merchants, and Skippers on both sides, when they go on Land, may carry any weapons of defence, and offence. 21. That the Men of War of both Commonwealths meeting, and holding one course, shall defend, and protect each other. 22. That if any ships be taken by a third party, they shall do their endeavour to recover the same, and restore it at the charges of the owners. 23. That the Searchers, and other Officers shall regulate themselves according to the Laws of either Commonwealth. 24. That in case any injury be done by any people of either Commonwealth contrary to this Treaty, no Letters of Mart shall be granted until Justice have been sought in an ordinary way. 25. That all persons on both sides going to Sea with particular Commissions, shall give security that they shall do no damage to either side. 26. That it shall be lawful for the People on either side to repair to any Port, &c. with Merchants' ships, and Men of War to victual, &c. 27. That Justice be done against such as are living which had a hand in the business of Amboyna. 28. That the King of Denmark pay 14000 l. for seizing some English ships, and Goods, and other injuries, are referred to arbitration. 29. That all discords, &c: shall be forgotten in eternal oblivion betwixt this Commonwealth, and the said King. 30. That Commissioners to meet of injuries, &c. shall meet in London the 18 of this instant May. 31. That both parties shall firmly keep this Treaty. 32. That such as the States at any time shall make Captain General, &c: shall be bound by Oath to confirm this Treaty. 33. That all this Treaty shall be confirmed by the Lord Protector, and the States General, &c. Colonel Nath: Fines is added to his Highness's Council this day was published a Proclamation of his Highness the Lord Protector in confirmation of the Treaty, and Articles of Peace before mentioned, which was signed by his Highness's Commissioners, and the Dutch Ambassadors. From Upsal in Sweden thus. The Queen hath now discharged the major part of her servants and Retinue, and in every respect acts to the degrading of herself, of the Government, which she sayeth hath proved a burthen unto her: It is thought, that the Prince Palatine, who is to succeed the Queen in Government, will marry the Duke of Hostein's Daughter, by which means the two Crowns of Sweden and Denmark are like to be near united. The last night we received certain intelligence, that the Peace is fully concluded between England and Holland, and now we shall quickly see what will be done here, for my Lord Ambassador will hasten what he can, he is to have audience again tomorrow. I will assure you this peace with Holland works much upon the stomachs of other Nations, and I hope England will be happy, now in a full enjoyment of that which makes any Nation flourish with plenty. We cannot but admire here at the great things that have been done in England since our departure, and what an excellent choice they have made of a Protector, who is come to that honour by the right degrees of virtue, and it doth not a little beautify and adorn his honour and renown, that is endowed with wisdom, and all other faculties that may make his Neighbours that were at variances, his friends. One of the Sages of this Nation, who hath endeavoured to take a full view of his Highness the Lord Protector, with his actions and fortunes, said: From such persons as these, all true glory, fame, grace, renown and dignity, spring and grow. Thursday May 4 A Letter from Poland dated 24. April 1654. Sir, Though for long I have kept silence, yet knowing the news we have at present to suit with your affections, I shall impart it to you: The Lord Deputy, and his Council of Officers, have ordered a considerable number of Soldiers to go from hence to the North of Scotland to Col. Allured, and other Commanders, and Colonel Venables is gone to Chester, as it's said, to give order for shipping to meet them at Sea side. The General Council hath cast lots for the Provinces, for satisfying the arrears of the Soldiery, and the lot of the General Officers is fallen in Munster: The standing Army from June 1649. are content to take two thirds at present: The Officers of the Army have jointly subscribed a Letter to his Highness the Lord Protector, owning the Government which is invested in him. The Native Irish are summoned to meet together in Conagh. Ordered that John Baptist, and the lading with Beaver Skins, Wool, and other commodities, be put to sale at Plymouth, the tenth of this instant May. Now we believe that Peace is concluded between England and this Commonwealth, for by the State's order it hath been proclaimed, at the proclaiming whereof there was present divers Lords of the States, the Burgomasters in great pomp, with Trumpets sounding, and in the evening many Bonfires were made, and the Magistrates of the Town sent out Wine for the young people to rejoice with, and keep in memory this day of Solemnity, whereas every one rejoiceth, except the Cavalier Party, whereof many will be put to great straits, for that they must be enforced to leave their friends here, and know not how to subsist elsewhere, which makes some that are indebted to their Hosts very much, and others break forth into a rage, and to comfort themselves report, that Charles Stuart and the Duke of York are invited to meet the Queen of Sweden at the Spaw this Summer, and from thence they fancy great matters to themselves, but those which are more solid say, that this Treaty and union is so considerable, that the House of the Stuarts in England is eternally broken, and that the young Prince of Orange hath no abode but in Germany. The Committee sate, in order to the regulation of the Law, and many gallant things are in agitation for ease of the people, and the due administration of Equity and Justice, in pursuance whereof, these particulars are laid before them, viz. 1. That Justice is the Mother of Virtues, the right Spouse of Fortitude, for which Governors are created, and by whose virtue they rule. 2. Justice allots not pardon to the wicked, which might bring the hazard of the Country. 3. Justice requireth Equity, Equity judgeth with Lenity, Lenity produceth Laws, which sometimes must extend to extremity. This day came another Letter from Holland thus. The Royal Party say, that there hath been a great fight in Scotland, and that Middleton hath gotten the better, and killed Colonel Morgan, but this is looked upon only as a framed thing of their own, to support for a time their drooping Spirits, and therefore is little minded. There is also a report here, that a Spanish Man of War hath seized upon an English Merchant Ship, and carried her into Dunkirk: Here be many Merchantmen going forth upon Trade to several Countries, and some have set Sail already. This day we were advertised of a gallant Ship brought up into the River of Thames as a Prize, she was taken of an English Hoy, but of six Guns, and fifty men, the Ship is a Dutch Bottom, and came from the West-Indies very finely laden with Plate, and other good commodities. Colonel Pride's Regiment is marching towards Scotland. The French Ambassador makes many applications to his Highness the Lord Protector, by way of negotiating of a Peace between England and his Majesty (who is now of years to be crowned very suddenly) if he propound terms safe and honourable, he need not doubt of his errand, For it is a sign of godliness to be at peace with all men, yet peace cannot triumph, except reason ruleth. The Portugal Ambassador had honourable audience by the Lord Protector this week. The Ambassador from the King of Denmark intimated to his Highness the Lord Protector, that he had Letters credential from the King his Master &c. whereupon his Highness appointed a day to give him audience, and yesterday he came to Whitehall in his Highness coach attended by Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies, his Highness's coach attended by Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies; his Highness coming forth, the Ambassador congratulated him in his place of Government, and seemed to acknowledge it in happiness that so much of the differences were taken up by the Treaty with the Dutch, and hoped all would conduce to a happy peace, to the advancement of the Protestant Religion, and stopping the effusion of innocent blood. This appears very fair, but he had something more of State affairs, which he imparted in writing unto his Highness, and will afterwards be taken into consideration. The Yeomen of his Highness's Guard wait by turns monthly, M. Ingoldsby, brother to Col. Ingoldsby, is made Captain of the Guard. His Highness the Lord Protector, and her Highness Protectoress went this day to Hampton Court. The Commissioners for approbation and trial of Ministers at Whitehall sate yesterday in debate of Presentations, and today upon Augmentations. Many arms are ordered to go for Ireland, the ship that carries them lies at Bulls Key in S. Katherines. The East India Company have ordered that there shall be a general Court the tenth of this instant May, at which time they are to consult in this time of peace on the best ways they can for the advance of the East India trade. Deale. 4 May 1654. we understand by a vessel that is come hither, that General Pen is come to the fleet with some private instructions from his Highness's Council, and that within a few days there will be a general Rendezvous of our Fleet upon the Downs. Tomorrow the narrow Seas will be quiet and without danger of any acts of hostility betwixt the Hollanders and us (the Articles afterwards being in force) and if any Freebooters or Picaroons do appear, we shall take a course to scour and swipe the English coasts of such guests. Leith 1. May. We have little of action but what you have heard already for the Enemy avoids a general engagement, in hopes to make themselves stronger: But when they hear that England and Holland are agreed, many will fall off from them: in the meantime some discontented persons, as well soldiers as others, have stolen away to them, for which they may have time to repent hereafter. A small Hoy went lately from hence for London, with goods and rich furniture belonging to his Highness the Lord Protector. Reader, take notice, that for thy ease and satisfaction, the sum of the whole Week's Intelligence is here comprised in one sheet.

Perfect Diurnall Occurrences, Issue 1

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☞ The Return of the Messengers from Holland, and the Signing of the Ratification of the Articles of Peace by the States General; Together with a Copy of the Instrument sent over by them for his Highness the Lord Protector to subscribe unto. Also the King of France his desires, that the King of Scots and his Mother would depart his Territories, and their resolution thereupon; With a bloody fight between three English Merchants Ships returning richly laden from the Straits, and three French men of War, and the grievous loss sustained by the English therein. Sundry notable Fights between the English and the Highlanders, with the routing of their parties in several places; Also the Rising of the Scots in the Lowlands, the killing and taking of many Officers and prisoners of quality, and General Monk appointed to be Commander in Chief of all the forces raised there on the behalf of the Commonwealth of England. From Friday April the 7. to Friday April the 14. 1654. When Nations have been long overgrown with corruptions, there usually are but two sorts of Cures; the one is by Force, the other by Policy: the most frequent is Force, but the Best, Policy, which doth not make such deep incisions as the other, because many times the Remedy is worse than the Disease. He that cured by Force, is sometimes constrained by the knottiness or difficulty of the Work, to cut so deep as to kill; but this is only incident to those who observe not the temper of the Patients, and are ruled by (rather than rule) their own passion; which hath been one main Cause, That many Victor, have lost the benefit of their Victories, for want of knowledge to make right use of them. Some Princes have been led out of the way by Flatterers, who have persuaded them to govern by their Wills, and not to be tied to Laws, which are bent as Cobwebs to catch the smaller flies; those have made Force (which should be used as Physic to cure) to destroy, and by that means fomented War, to raise themselves to the pinnacle of Riches. But the greatest Wisdom and Art that can be showed by those that govern, is, to avoid Flatterers, and those that aim at nothing but self-ends; and the best way to be sure not to be deceived, is to suspect all men, but not show the suspicion; for Flatterers will for their own ends not value the public ruin. Ludibrand reporteth of Leo Emperor of the East, that he was glad to learn the truth from the mouth of poor Shepherds and Husbandmen, because his Courtiers were all Flatterers. Flavius Vopiseus in the life of Aurelian, showeth sundry reasons why Princes and great men torment their inferiors; First (sayeth he) that they too much Liberty; secondly, they abound in all things; thirdly, their Minions and Flatterers do them no good; fourthly, their Guards are willing to execute all wicked and villainous Commissions; fifthly, that most Ministers of State are invariably covetous; and lastly, that they are ignorant in State affairs. I hope none will misconstrue my honest meaning, or think I dart forth beams to reflect on our present Government; my intention being only to present you with those gleanings which I have and shall hereafter gather from a more worthy pen, who undertaketh to teach the Art of just Preserving Politick Government; to show the causes of all changes in all Governments since the beginning, and rules to prevent such changes. I shall ingenuously endeavour weekly to trace his steps, and hope that the present Power will rather give encouragement to the Work, than discourage it; I hereby promising, that nothing shall be herein inserted prejudicial to them; the most that shall be said, will be only to advise public Ministers of State to affect Justice, for they are not Gods Ministers, unless they impartially distribute Justice to each individual, which is the best policy; and agreeable to the Eternal Law of God, which teacheth all men to do as they would be done unto, and instructeth all men to be contented to be governed as well as to govern: Innumerable examples of this kind, may be found of this kind in Roman Histories, where it is recorded, that Marcus Fabius, Cajus Manlius, Quintus Fabius, and many other Consuls, served as private soldiers in those Armies that they had formerly been Generals of. But to Intelligence. In Whitechapel below the Church, over against the Stile that goes to Stepney, in Trumpet Yard, dwells L.M Student in Mathematical physic, who cureth the Tysick & Cough of the Lungs, the swelling of the Spleen, & deafness of the ears, pestilent Fevers, and all sorts of Agues, of which cure he never failed; with other diseases incident to men. Also, he cureth perfectly all diseases peculiar to women, or their Sex, be they either chronic or Acute; and hath cured many that have been thought to be past cure. Also, he cureth those that are Deaf and thick of Hearing, and hath a present Remedy for the Toothache. If you enquire at the white Lyon in Whitechapel; or at the Angel in Cornhil near the Royal Exchange, they will direct you to him. Because many will not give credit to the Agreement of Peace between the Commonwealths of England and Holland, (though their Disbelief proceeds from several causes, some prejudicially fearing the worst, and others wishing and desiring rather that the Fountain of Blood may still be open) We can, and do assure you, That the Articles (as we said before) were signed and sealed by the Commissioners on both sides, on Wednesday last, and within 14 days are to be signed and sealed by the Lord Protector, and the States of Holland, and then to be publicly proclaimed and published, both in England and Holland in one day. The Agreement with Denmark is also taken in upon the Articles: And for satisfaction of the loss which our English Merchants sustained by that King's command, whose demands amount to about 150000 l. it is referred to four Merchants, two whereof to be English, and the other two Dutch; which four Merchants shall have absolute power to determine those demands within the space of twenty days; the place where they are to sign, is Guild Hill. As touching the business of Amboyna, it is referred to eight Commissioners, who have six months time to agree thereon, and in case they agree not, then Umpires are nominated to determine that business. Let those that delight themselves in blood, have blood to drink, for they are worthy. From the Isle of Wight we hear, That a private man of War hath, about two days since, taken and brought in hither two French vessels, one of which is laden with Salt, the other hath but little in her except ballast; Our Fleet is for the most part at St. Helen's point, and the rest at the Spitshead, being in all near 100 sail, gallant ships, and bravely accommodated. One of our Frigates hath taken a Holland ship, and carried her to Portsmouth; she hath in her 8 Bales of Paper, and some small quantity of Indico. Many ships that were here, went away yesterday morning towards the Downs; and several Merchants ships are at present here in this road, being detained by contrary winds; they expect some favourable Easterly gales, that so they may proceed on their intended voyages. From Deal we understand. That a man of War of ours is gone for Holland, to get the Ratification of the Peace made with them, and an Express from the Dutch Ambassador, touching the Agreement. Most part of the ships which remained in this Road, are gone up into the River of Thames; here is only some few left that are bound to the Southward. A Fleet consisting of about 40 or 50 sail of ships, great and small, passed by this place, which we suppose to be the Dunkirk fleet bound for London. From Legorn, March 23. thus. This week in the fight of this City was a sore fight between two ships at Sea, the one a Dutchman of War of 32 guns, and the other an English ship called the Expedition, who came from Zant with Currans; the fight lasted 6 hours, but night having parted them, both ships sunk; most of the men were saved, but nothing else, thought the fight was near the shore. It is advertised from Cullen, That the Treaty between the Elector and the Spanish Commissioners, is brought to perfection, and signed, which is, That both French and Spanish shall have free passage through the Country of Liege, not committing any acts of hostility upon each other; and the Spaniards in point of satisfaction for the losses received from them and the Lorrainers, shall pay to the said Elector 200000 Rix-dollars from Lorraine's estate. it would then be the better for himself. This day came to my hand, The substance of the Peace agreed upon between England and Holland, which according to the best Intelligence that I bring there is to this effect; but somewhat larger in particulars, That there shall be a closer Alliance and Confederacy between the Commonwealths of England, and the State of the United Provinces, than was ever heretofore. That the Peace be published by both Commonwealths, upon one and the same day, after which, all Acts of Hostility to cease after six weeks, and to the Mediterranean after ten weeks, and the furthest parts before eight months; after which, all prizes to be restored. That all acts pasts be forgotten, and all prisoners on both sides released; both to defend each other against all enemies, neither to act anything against the other. That all hostility cease between England and Denmark; none to assist the Rebels of either Nation with any supply, but assist each other against them; & neither to receive those that are declared enemies, but cause them upon notice to depart within 28 days, on pain of death. That no private persons be suffered to assist the enemies of either, nor to pay to either greater Impositions than others. The States' ships to strike their Flags to the English in the British Seas; no retreat to be given to Pirates in any of the Ports of either; each to comprehend the other in any Treaty with any Nation, if desired. That if any particular persons break the peace, it shall not break the National Confederacy, but those that do it to be punished. The Subjects of each to travel freely through all quarters of each, by Water or Land, not exceeding forty in a company, and submitting to the Laws where they are. That in storms each may have , if they break not bulk, without paying of Customs. The Merchants or Mariners of either Commonwealth not to be pressed to serve under the other, but upon inevitable necessity, and then to have satisfaction. That in each other's Country, they pass between their Ships and Inns with lawful weapons, offensive and defensive. That all ships of both Commonwealth defend each other, against all whomsoever, sailing their course together. That if any other take any ships out of either of their Dominions, both parties to engage against them until restitution be made. The Searchers of both, to take no more of any of either, than their Instructions. Letters of Reprisal not to be given for damage three months' satisfaction may be had. That such as have Private Connections, put in good security not to damage the Subjects of either Commonwealth, That not above 8 ships of War remain in any Port of the others Commonwealth, without consent. That Justice be done by the States of those that are alive, that murdered the English in Amboyna. That there may be Commissioners on both sides to examine the differences of the inhabitants of both Nations in the East Indies, Greenland, Muscovy, Brazil, or other places, and if they cannot agree within three months, to refer it to be determined by the Protestant Switzers. Security is already given for payments of the monies to the Eastland Company, upon the business of Denmark, and the sum agreed upon. Take here a Copy of a Letter from Scotland. SIR, The enclosed will inform you what kind of task the Horse are put upon in these parts, to suppress the Rebels and Mossers, who daily gather and are as often scattered. Besides what was done by Major General Harrison's late Regiment, commanded by Cornet Kennet, coming from Dumfries, with some Sess which they had collected, were set upon by 40 of the Enemy, received their charge, and then charged through the Rebels, roused them, killed 4 on the place, took 6 whereof 3 mortally wounded, and had only 4 of his party wounded. Lieut. Hickman with another party fell upon 60 of the Enemy under the command of Captain Campbel, took 6 above 20 horse; Captain Campbel was shot in the back, his horse taken, but he himself escaped amongst the and . Glencairn's and Glengarry &c. are gone over Taine into Sutherland to join with Middleton, and then they will be near 4000, yet I doubt not but Col. Morgan will endeavour to engage them with his party. Montrose and the Lord Dudhope are raising men in the Bays of Angus, and speaks them 300 horse. Thus doth they the Country miserable, having the most cowardly enemy that ever we dealt withal. Upon Monday night last they had apart, returning from the South towards to which another party of the enemy, of about 60 Horse and 60 Foot, commanded by Col. ; at which Cornet Kennet and Lieutenant Col. Read's Regiment, with 13 Horse, and 30 Foot made after them; the Enemy got the who killed one Captain, and 12 private soldiers, took Lieutenant Col George William above 40 private soldiers with 16 Horse, and horses killed. This is all the intelligence that are abroad in these parts in several parties in the Lowlands and have been in several parties, and divers of them killed and taken. And Gen. Monk is gone to take command of the in Scotland. From Colchester it is certified, That the Right Honourable Col. , High Steward of the aforesaid Town, was received with great solemnity, by the Major, Aldermen, Common Council men, Bishops, and other eminent Townsmen; who conducted him to the Town-Hall, where he was at the Sessions sworn free Burgess, and a Justice of Peace. After a Declaration was agreed on, and signed by them all, which he this day presented to his Highness the the Protestants in France; He made over that he was glad it would then be the better for himself. The Commissioners for Approbation of public Ministers, sat at Whitehall, and divers Certificates were presented unto them on behalf of several particular persons, for approbation; and in regard that none hereafter should out of carelessness or partiality at their hand, to a Certificate for any person that hereafter may be found unworthy to be admitted, and to become prejudicial to the Church of Christ, and frustrate the intentions of our Governors which made this Ordinance; the said Commissioners do earnestly beseech all whom it may concern (in the bowels of Christ) as they tender the honour of the great God himself, whose servants we all are, the prejudice of the souls of his people by the blood of his Son, the advancement and propagation of his Gospel, through all the parts of this Land and Nation, where unto we belong, so to lend the alliance both of their fervent prayers, and due informations, that thereby the weak may be carried on more prosperously, and the Commissioners more encouraged to amend it. Signed in the name, and at the request of the Commissioners for Approbation of public Preachers. By Francis Rouse. Io. Arrowsmith. William Gosse. Stephen Marshal. Letter from Edinburgh speak of another Engagement betwixt Col. Morgan, and the Enemy; but they tell us not the particulars only they say, that the Enemy is once more , and driven further up into the mountains, with the loss of about 200 men. The peace with Holland being concluded (as you heard before) our Merchants are goods on ships and, as Lighters can be gotten to carry them where the . We likewise heard the like preparations in Holland for transporting of goods of several sorts . And now all the rest of Europe are at a stand, upon us, and begin to cast about with themselves, what action may be considerable enough for to be undertaken next by those great Heroes which are as ready for action as any opportunity can be to offer itself. Yesterday was the Goal-delivery; three were hanged one whereof died most desperately, and going up the Cart, drank a health to the Devil's Majesty: One was pressed last Saturday, and being afterwards heard to groan, was carried down to the Press-yard again to have the execution dispatched. Lieutenant Colonel John Lilburne is removed from the Tower to be prisoner in some more remote place. Whereas many abuses and corruptions are crept into the ordinary course and administration of Justice, both in Law and Equity, the reformation whereof hath not yet been attained; Out of a tender care and desire that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, it is held convenient that so necessary and good a work may at length be brought to effect, it is held convenient and necessary to adjourn part of the next Term of Easter; be it therefore Ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the consent of his Council, That part of the said Term of Easter now next coming be adjourned, that is to say, from and after the first Return, called Quindena Pasch, unto the last Return of the said Easter Term, called Crastino Ascensionis; And all and every person or persons, which have cause, or commandment to appear in any of the Courts at Westminster, in or at any day or time, from and after the said Return, called Quindena Pasch, may tarry at their dwellings, or where their business shall be, without resorting to any of the said Courts for that Cause, until the said last Return, called Crastino Ascensionis, without danger or forfeiture, penalty or contempt to be in that behalf. And be it also ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That Writs of Adjournment shall be directed to the Justices of the said Courts, and Barons of the Exchequer, giving them authority to adjourn the said part of the said Term of Easter, as aforesaid, that is to say, from and after the said first Return called Quindena Pasch, until the said last Return of the said Term, called Crastino Ascensionis, as before is said, and the said adjournment shall be made, as aforesaid. And be it further Ordained, That all Matters, Causes and Suits, depending in any of the said Courts, shall have continuance, and the parties shall have day, from the day of the said Adjournment, until the said Return of Crastino Ascensionis, as is aforesaid; and the Lords Commissioners of the Great Seal are required to issue forth Writs accordingly. And be it further Ordained, That a former Ordinance of the sixth day of this instant April, for the Adjourning of part of the said Term, until the first Return of Trinity Term next, called Crastino Trinitatis be from henceforth Repealed and void. And it is lastly Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That the Sheriffs of London and Middlesex, and all other Sheriffs both in England and Wales, do forthwith proclaim and publish this Ordinance in the chief Market Towns and usual places within their several and respective Counties. The titular King of Scots is still at Paris, and of late something more merry than ordinary. The Deputies for Languedoc telling him, that if there were a Peace concluded with England, it would be well for all the Protestants in France; He made answer that he was glad of it, for it would then be the better for himself. The French Letters specify, that the King's Majesty hath sent to the little Queen, the K. of Scots, and the rest of her children, to desire them to remove out of his Territories, for that the English were resolved to send an Ambassador reciprocally into France, and that their pensions should be paid to them where they should please to point to have it paid; whereupon they are making preparations for their departure out of Paris, the Queen goes to dwell at Angers, and Charles Stuart with his brothers and Prince Rupert, are bound for Chantilly, and they have had various consultations whether they should bend their course from thence to Scotland, or rather to Germany; the latter being supposed to be the safest way to keep their heads on their shoulders. There are some Merchants have received Letters from Holland, that the States of the United Provinces have signed and ratified the Instrument of Peace, and the Messengers are upon their return with it, for his Highness the Lord Protector to do the like. And it is supposed that on Thursday next being the 20 of this instant, Peace will be generally proclaimed throughout England and Holland, a copy of the Instrument I have briefly in the precedent pages presented you with. Three English Merchants ships returning very richly laden from Smyrna, were set upon by three French men of War near Cape Spart.verto, and after a cruel and bloody fight between them, they took one of the English, stranded another, and the third being nimble in sailing, escaped away by Messina. Also on the 25 of the last Month, a Mountain called Vesure in Naples, began to cast forth fire and ashes, to the great astonishment of thousands of people, who ran into the Churches, and caused the Bells to be rung, to give warning thereof to all the Country about. The States of Holland have sent an express to the King of Denmark to certify him what agreement they have made with England concerning the Kingdom, and begin to cease their warlike preparations all generally being very willing to embrace Peace. Extracted out of the Original Papers Printed by Authority, and Entered into the Register Book of the Company of Stationers.

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This day the Portugal Ambassador's Brother was removed from Newgate to the Tower of London. From Bristol thus, A squadron of the English under the command of Capt. Martin with some Hamburgers and Swedish ships, and committed them to the care of Captain Crispin to convey them to Plymouth; and Captain Martin is gone further to seek out the Brest men of War which ply about the Lands end, and upon the coast of Scilly. The Letters from Scotland advertised, that Glencarn and Kenmore is marched with some broken forces towards the North, to meet with some Arms and Ammunition which they expect from Holland, or elsewhere. The news of the late Revolutions in England are well resented by the English Army, who unanimously declare That they will assist the Lord Protector. By Letters from Holland, Decemb. 26. We are at a great stand, what to expect concerning the Treaty with England, most are of opinion upon the receipt of the last Letters from England, that our Ambassadors will return home reinfecta. In the meantime the French Ambassador Chonu urgeth hard for a near Alliance with this State, and hath offered already very fairly if we will break with Spain. It is said that we shall have of the French six thousand men, three or four millions yearly towards the defraying of the charges of the war, and thirty good ships to join with our fleet. If it be so that we break with you, 'tis probable that France and we may strike up the bargain. Our defensive League with the Prince of Liege doth not hold (and happily the fault is not on our side) insomuch that all our Troops, both Foot and Horse, are retired to their old garrison again. The Lorrainers being fairly returned beforehand, who hereupon with some of the Condees and Spanish under that notion, have besieged a small City belonging to Liege, which they press sore, but have been as yet but rudely entertained, it is to be feared that they will carry it with some others in that Country, and so put the whole country round under contribution. Our whole Country is now full of discourses of the Treaty with England, if it break, this State will doubtless endeavour to make a diversion in Scotland, by lending assistance to the Highlanders, and it is said that Prince Rupert is to go Generalissimo into that Country; but if both States do agree, as is much desired, no doubt but the triumph will be greater than that for the Spanish accommodation. The Treaty between the Count of Harcourt and the Duke of Lorrain, we hear is far advanced, and it is not doubted but that Brisack will change Master, and the whole Province of Alsace lost to the French. Dalkeith 22 Decemb. A party of Cap. Elsmore's took Cap. Stuart, and four more, killed three, besides divers other taken by parties in other places, among which Lieut. Col. Patwick Hay, Lieut. Col. Cambal, the Laird Lugton, Cap. Crichton, and others of quality. Yesterday Cap. Hart pursued Sir Arthur Forbs from Borthwick Bray, where he was at Rendezvous, traced them by the snow, routed them, took 65 horse, 16 prisoners, killed divers, few escaped without wounds. Sir Arthur Forbs and Major Erwin, his Major, both wounded and fled. We had one slain, and 16 wounded. Glencarn and most of their heads, are with 500 horse, and many foot, passed to the North, over the skirts of Bays William, 3 miles in the Mere and Tividale. Middleton sent a letter to Glencarn, that col. Drumond was 26 November, embarked from the Brill with 1500 Volunteers of divers Nations. The titular Scots King also sent a letter to Glencarn, dated 12 November, telling him, That the Kings of France and Denmark, the Duke of Brandenburgh, the Emperor, and princes of Germany, are not willing to assist him with men, but have assured him of a large proportion of Arms, Ammunition and monies, and that he would be with them immediately after the receiving of Drumond and his forces, whose Headquarters are to be at Loughern, the most fortified place in the Highlands. The 21 of December, the bailiffs of the Town of Yarmouth, received the Proclamation to proclaim the Lord Protector, with an Order for publishing it in that Town, and the 22 day accordingly it was proclaimed in a solemn manner in four places of this Town. The Bailiffs and Aldermen in Scarlet, and 48 in their Gowns. The Governor and some of the Officers also accompanied them; and as soon as the Proclamation was published, the great guns in the Town and Forts were fired. The generality of people there, are very well satisfied. The like Letters same from Bristol, Exeter, Salop and many other places, much to the same purpose. From Plymouth it is advertised, that Captain Crispin with the Assistance Frigate, is come hither, he was in a storm near Scilly, but afterward sailed Eastward of For Bay, he hath been with cap. Hatfel and went from thence about the 10 instant, and hath been a great check to the Brest men of War, after which he with the Nonesuch that went out with him, on the 16 instant anchored in conquest road, where the boats were sent to fetch of two vessels, one laden with wine from Nantes, the other light, and there were then in the same place near 30 sail more, two of which were supposed to be men of war, who with the rest hauled close under the houses, which were lined with what Musketeers that country could afford, with which (it being half ebb)they beat off our boat, but by God's providence without loss to us; the Nonesuch boat going in with a small Gun ours also returned with them, and attempted to set the said vessels on fire, but could not make way for our boats, so that Cap. Crispin was constrained to fire out of his Frigate into the Town, and upon the vessels, against whom he made about two hundred and thirty great shot, which in sight of our men did the enemy very much spoil; the enemy made use of only one Gun, which they did keep playing all the time at our Frigate until we did beat them from it. That afternoon we discovered a ship of the enemy's playing in towards Brest, and the Nonesuch sailed after her, and the evening took her, she being a great Holland Fly-boat of eight guns, laden with wine from Nantes. The Spanish Ambassador sent lately to the Lord Protector, to acquaint his Highness that he had something to tender to his consideration, and would be very ready to attend his Highness when he would appoint the time; and the next day was the time appointed: at which time he congratulated his Highness in his new place of Government. We have not had any news from Ireland of late considerable, only the last Letters say, that about 60 Tories were lately seen in a party, and about 30 in another, within 30 miles of Kilkenny. It seems their chiefest time is in the Winter; for by the swiftness of their feet, and the advantage of long and dark nights, they use to filch and steal away the cattle from the English. This day was extant the Government of this Commonwealth by his Highness' especial commandment. Many of the Heads I have already exhibited; I shall only add, That the Parliament sitting, his Highness shall dispose the Militia by Sea and Land by their consent, and shall order it in the Intervals of parliament, by the consent of the greater part of his Council. That the raising of Monies for the Wars shall be by consent of Parliament, save only that the Lord Protector shall have power until the meeting of the next Parliament, to raise Money for the present service, and to make Laws and Ordinances for the welfare of the Nations with the consent of the greater part of his Council. That a Parliament being chosen of four hundred persons, sixty of them shall be deemed the Parliament of England &c. and the Supreme Legislative Power is to reside in the Lord Protector and such a Parl. The Parliaments are not to be adjourned, or dissolved without their own consent during the first three months of their sitting, and in case of future War with any foreign Nation, a Parliament shall forthwith be summoned for their advice concerning the same. That a constant yearly Revenue shall be settled for the maintaining 10000 Horse and Dragoons, and 20000 Foot in the 3 Nations, for the security of them, and a convenient number of ships for guarding the Seas, and two hundred thousand pound yearly to defray the necessary charges for the expenses of the Government, which Revenue is to be raised by the Custom, and such other ways as the Lord Protector and his Council shall think fit. That in case there needs not so great a defence either at Land or Sea, that an abatement be made, and the money saved to be kept in bank for the public service. That the Land, Rents and Royalties yet unsold or indisposed by Parliament belonging to the Commonwealth (except the Forests, Honours, and Manors belonging to the same, and some Lands forfeited in Ireland and Scotland, and the Lands of some Papists and Delinquents in England) be vested in the Lord Protector to hold to him and to his Successors. That the Christian Religion contained in Scriptures be held forth, and that a provision less subject to scruple, and more certain than the present be made for the encouragement of painful Teachers, and confusion of Errors, and that to the public Profession held forth none shall be compelled by penalties, and that all such as profess Faith in God by Jesus Christ, though differing in judgement from the Doctrine publicly held forth, shall be protected in the profession of the said Faith and exercise of their Religion, so as they abuse not this liberty; provided it extend not to Popery or Prelacy. Whereas the Major part of the last Parliament, (judging that their sitting any longer as then constituted, would not be for the good of this Commonwealth) did dissolve the same, and by a Writing under their hands, dated the twelfth day of this instant December, resigned unto me their powers and Authorities: And whereas it was necessary thereupon, that some speedy course should be taken for the speedy settlement of these Nations upon such a basis and foundation, as (by the blessing of God) might be lasting, secure Property, and answer those great ends of Religion and Liberty, so long contended for; and upon full and mature consideration had on the Form of Government hereunto annexed, being satisfied that the same (through Divine assistance) may answer the Ends aforementioned: And having also been desired and advised, as well by several persons of Interest and Fidelity in this Commonwealth, as the Officers of the Army, to take upon Me the protection and Government of these Nations in the manner expressed in the said Form of Government, I have accepted thereof, and do hereby declare my acceptance accordingly. And do promise in the presence of God, that I will not violate or infringe the matters and things contained therein; but to my power observe the same, and cause them to be observed; and shall in all other things, to the best of my understanding, Govern these Nations according to the Laws, Statutes and Customs, seeking their Peace, and causing Justice and Law to be equally administered. From aboard the Marmaduke Frigate it is certified that we have a very gallant Fleet of near 80 sail already fitted, and upon the Downs, or gone forth in service. Two Dutch prizes were brought in last Friday, and one small French vessel. We have a squadron gone Westward, and some towards Harwich, besides Scouts which ply up and down; 16 sail more are in the Hope, which we expect shortly. Some Seamen and others have lately been punished for criminal offences. Letters from Holland say, that they are building 30 more new Frigates which will be ready to launch about the beginning of February, when (they say) their whole Fleet shall come forth: they do what they can to maintain Trade abroad, and say, if the Treaty with England break off, it will prove a very hot summer. Middleton hath sent some Skellums to Scotland, gathered up of several nations. The Agents for Charles Stuart speak against his going thither, till he see if they will stand a field fight. Many here are for peace, and many against it; they also speak of great divisions in England. There is speech of a new Declaration coming forth of the States of the United Provinces, of which more hereafter. A new Declaration of the States of Holland; the Agitations there for carrying on the war with England, and the Interest of Charles Stuart in Scotland. Some proceedings of his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council; with the Plan form of Government now established in England, Scotland and Ireland; with his Highness Oath thereupon. The bold attempts of the Highlanders in Scotland against the English, with the taking of several prisoners. And variety of Intelligence from Sea. There is published five new plays in one volume viz. The mad couple well matched; The Novella; The Court Beggar; The City Wit; and the Damoisella: all written by Richard Brown. A collection of those excellent Letters to several persons of Honour: written by John Donne sometimes Dean of St. Paul's London. Likewise a Poem called the Shepherd's Oracles, delivered in certain Eglogues: by Francis Quarls. And the Poems of John Donne sometimes Dean of St. Paul's London; with Elegies on the Author's death: to which is added divers Copies under his own hand never before printed. All which are to be sold by John Sweeting, at the Angel in Popes-Head Alley.

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Whereas by the Laws of Ireland, the proceedings in case of Murder, and against murderers, hath been used to be as in case of Treason and against Traitors; whereupon a doubt hath arisen, whether by the Ordinance, entitled, An Ordinance, declaring that the offences therein mentioned, and none other, shall be adjudged high Treason, within the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, and Ireland, and the Dominions thereunto belonging, the same be not taken away and repealed; For clearing whereof, be it declared, Ordained and established by His Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of His Council, that the offence, proceedings, and punishment in case of Murder, and of Murderers in Ireland, and all commanders, aiders, or abettors, in or unto any such fact, or person, shall remain, continue and be the same to all intents and purposes, as the same was or were before the making of the said Ordinance, and as if the said Ordinance had not been made, anything therein contained, or any Law, or Statute to the contrary thereof in anywise notwithstanding. This following Ordinance passed this day. Whereas many good and necessary Acts, Ordinances and Orders of Parliament have heretofore been made for the encouragement, indemnity and saving harmless of such persons as have in any sort either by Sea or Land engaged or acted, or commanded to be done any matter or thing whatsoever by Authority, or for the Service or benefit of the Parliament; and Committees being appointed to take care therein, and that Justice should be done accordingly, the power of which Committees being determined, and so no course settled for parties grieved, His Highness having a continued and lively sense of such men's undertakings and hazards for the Service of the public in times of eminent danger and extremity, and being willing that full remedy should be provided for their safety, doth, by and with the consent and advice of his Council, Declare, Establish, and Ordain, that all and every the said Acts, Ordinances and Orders of Parliament, and every Article, Clause, and Sentence in them, or any of them contained, shall stand, remain, and be in full force effect and virtue, and be put in practice and execution, and be pleadable and made use of in all Courts of Justice, as fully and absolutely, to all intents and purposes, as if the same had been now particularly made for such purpose. And it is further Declared, Established and Ordained, That the words, clauses and sentences, in all and every the said Acts, Ordinances and Orders of Parliament, shall be adjudged, expounded, and taken in all Courts and proceedings of Justice, and elsewhere, most beneficial and available, to all and singular the persons that have so acted or done by Authority, or for the service or benefit of the Parliament; And if, upon any Trial or proceedings in any Court of Justice, it shall appear unto the Judge, or Judges, before whom such trial or proceeding shall be had or made, that the party that hath so acted by Authority or for the Service or Benefit of the Parliament, hath not had, or cannot have such full and just Relief therein, as by the said Acts, Ordinances or Orders of Parliament was intended or provided, then such Judge or Judges shall, and are hereby required to make certificate thereof to the Barons of the Exchequer, upon which certificate, the said Barons, or any two of them, shall have Authority, and are hereby empowered, authorised, and required upon such certificate and complaint of the party grieved, to proceed, and do therein to all intents and purposes; And they have hereby given unto them the same and like Powers, Authorities, Jurisdiction, and course of proceeding, in all causes for relief of such party of parties grieved in the premises, as any Committee or Commissioners of or for Indemnity, appointed by authority of Parliament, had, or lawfully might have exercised. And be it further Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, that where any person, that ought to have been Indemnified, by the true meaning of the said Acts and Orders of Indemnity, hath any Judgement or Verdict already obtained against him at Law, for any matter or thing for which he ought so to have been indemnified, by reason whereof he is disabled to plead his matter of Indemnity before the said judges, before mentioned, that then every such case, upon complaint exhibited before the said Barons of the Exchequer, setting forth his case, and alleging such matter for his Indemnity, as that Court shall judge sufficient; and also give in such Security as the said Barons shall approve of, to pay costs unto the party molested or drawn so in question before the said Barons, in case he shall not prove his suggestion of the said complaint, the said Barons, in such special case, also may proceed to do therein, for Indemnifying the said party grieved, as hereby they are authorised to do, upon the Certificate of the Judges before mentioned. Provided always, That nothing in this Ordinance be construed or understood to revive the power of the said Committees in any the former Ordinances or Acts of Parliament named, so as to enable the said Committees to intermedle in the execution of any the said Acts or Ordinances. An expedient was offered for conclusion of the peace between England and Holland, &c. His Highness the Lord Protector sent to appoint the Commissioners for approbation of Ministers to meet in Whitehall, on the morrow at three o'clock in the afternoon. Edinburgh 25. March. The Commander in chief having issued forth a Proclamation, requiring all Boroughs and other Parishes to secure all suspicious persons, or otherwise to give intelligence of them to the next adjacent Garrison or Quartermasters under pain of being deemed Enemies to the present Government, and proceeded against accordingly: Several Towns have been lately found guilty of the breach of that Proclamation, and have been fined by a Court Marshall for the same. The last week the parish of Liberton, two miles from Edinburgh, for harbouring 15 of the Enemy by the space of a night and a day, and neither securing them, nor giving Intelligence of them, and the Tories at their going away stealing fifteen horses: Th Parish was for that offence fined 200 l. sterling, the person in whose house they were concealed, sentenced to imprisonment during pleasure, and the house where they were harboured to be razed to the ground, and a pair Gallows to be built there. There are divers other Parishes who are summoned in to Court Marshals upon the very same account, who will suffer for it. It is hoped this course will in time compel the Scots no to give any Entertainment unto the Tories, but give notice of them, wherever shall come, otherwise they will suffer for it. The 21 instant Col. Cooper with a party of Horse and Dragoons from Glasgow, and another party at the same time falling into the Isle of Beven, where about 300 of the Enemy quartered (about four in the morning) took Mac-Naughton's Trumpet, and 35 other Prisoners, and narrowly missed Mac-Naughton and Newark, who were both there; They killed 12 whereof one of them (as the Enemy confess) was a Lieutenant of Horse, and took about 60 Horse, and some Arms, totally scattered the whole party, and returned without any loss. This week Capt. Ortan Commander of the Sun, and Capt. Lilburn of the Union came into Leith road, from Lewis and Orkney, and brought three Companies of Col. Cooper's Regiment, and therewith a particular relation of the late infall of the Earl of Seafort into Lewis Island, much to the same purpose formerly related. Dublin March 18. Since the Lord Henry Cromwell's departure for England, we have nothing further of news, but that about 1200 Tories are shipped away from Limerick, and 1700 more are ready for transportation, which renders the whole Nation more free, than in times of the greatest Peace this Land hath enjoyed. Plymouth Fort, March 24. The news this place affords is, the Commander of the Sapphire Frigate sent in hither a Dutch prize, which hath loading only some few barrels of pitch, &c. This day the conclusion of peace came very near between England and Holland &c. There are three considerable things which I cannot omit, as being fit to be published, and worthy consideration. And I received the confirmation of the truth of them from persons of Honour; who with very great affection acquainted me therewith, and assured me of the real truth thereof. The first is, That a Minister of State should Declare, That it is good to be in Amity with this present Power, because the Lord blesseth them in all their undertakings. The second is, That a great Cavalier that hath all along been for the King's party against the Parliament and Army, did lately Declare that he was now for this present Power, and could not but own it, and being asked his reason why he that had all along been against it, did now comply with it: And his Answer was, That he saw the Lord did own it, and heard their Prayers, and blessed them, and all along went on with them: And therefore he had reason to own them, and that they were madmen that would any longer appear against them. And the third was a notorious obstinate Cavalier, that had a journey to go from London, who so soon as he heard of the late Fast for Rain, appointed by His Highness, the Lord Protector, he sent presently to have his Horse ready, and called for his Boots, for he would away presently into the Country, whither he was to go: And being asked why he made such haste, his answer was, That he knew there would be great Rain, and the ways would be dirty, because, whatsoever this present power prayed for, they had; and therefore he would be gone before the Rain came. The Lord Ambassador of Portugal made this day Application to His Highness, the Lord Protector, to desire Audience. And His Highness ordered, That he should have Audience on the Monday following, and Sir Oliver Flemming was appointed to wait upon His Excellency to His Highness that day, to the Cockpit accordingly. This day passed these two Ordinances following. Whereas the Public-meetings and Assemblies of People, together in divers parts of this Nation, under pretence or Matches for Cock-fighting, are by experience found to tend may times to the disturbance of the Public Peace, and are commonly accompanied with Gaming, Drinking, Swearing, Quarrelling, and other dissolute practices, to the dishonour of god, and do often produce the ruin of persons and their families. For prevention thereof, Be it ordained by His Highness the Lord Protector, by, and with the advice and consent of his Council, That from henceforth there shall be no Public or set Meetings or Assemblies or any persons within England or Wales, upon Matches made for Cock-fighting: And that every such Meeting, and Assembly of people, for the end and purposes aforesaid, is hereby declared to be an unlawful Assembly, and shall be so adjudged, deemed, and taken to be, and punished: And all Sheriffs, Justices of the Peace, Mayors, Bailiffs, Constables, and Head-boroughs, within their several Counties, Cities, Limits, and Jurisdictions, are hereby required to suppress, hinder, and disperse all such Meetings and Assemblies. Whereas upon perusal and serious consideration had of one Act of Parliament, Entitled, An Act for the Relief of Creditors and poor Prisoners: Many doubts and difficulties do appear, which must necessarily occasion an Explanation of the said Act, for the better enabling the Judges in the said Act named and authorised for Sale of such Estates as are to be sold by the said Act, for satisfaction of Creditors, which cannot in short time be effected; and without such Explanation and further direction to be given to the several and respective Judges, authorised in an by the said Act, several inconveniences and mischiefs would grow, not only to the said Creditors and Prisoners, but to divers other persons, not meant or intended to be included within the said Act, and will occasion many troubles, and Suits in Law, and Equity: For the prevention whereof, due care is likewise to be had: And whereas many of the said Prisoners have offered really to endeavour the satisfaction of the said Creditors, if some further time may be given for that purpose. Be it therefore Ordained by His Highness, the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, That the said several and respective Judges mentioned in the said Act, or any of them, shall not proceed to the Sale or Disposition of any the Estates Real or Personal, of any of the said Prisoners, or of any other person or persons whatsoever mentioned or intended, in, or by the said Act; nor shall otherwise intermeddle in the execution of the said Act, or of any the powers or authorities given by the same, until the Twentieth day of April next. And be it further Ordained by the Authority aforesaid, That all Acts or Things to be done by the said several and respective Judges, or any of them, by virtue, colour, or pretence of the said Act, from henceforth, and before the said Twentieth day of April, shall be utterly void, null, and of none effect; saving only, that it shall and may be lawful for the said several and respective Judges that gave bailed or let out any Prisoners upon Sureties or otherwise, out of Prison (which Prisoners are to appear again at a certain day before the said Judges, and are not absolutely discharged by any Order of the said Judges) to sit only for the remanding and recommitting of the said Prisoners into their former Prisons and Gaols, where they formerly were detained in Prison, there to remain in safe custody, and to continue and be in the same condition as formerly they were, at the time of their Bailing or Letting out as aforesaid. This day the Commissioners for Approbation of Ministers, met in Whitehall, and ordered to meet on the morrow to seek to the Lord for Council, Direction, and help from him in that great business. This day the Commissioners for Approbation of Ministers, met in Whitehall, and spent some time in seeking the Lord, for help and assistance from him in that work, which indeed is very hopeful to be for much good to this Nation, in settling a godly, and able Ministry, in all parts of the Nation. The said Commissioners appointed to meet on the Monday following, to choose their Register, and other Officers, to settle presently to the work. This day the business of Ratifying the Peace between England and Holland, &c. was effective concluded. The sum for the loss by Denmark agreed: And Denmark taken in fully with the States of the United Provinces: And on the Monday following the Dutch were to bring their Security. His Highness, the Lord Protector, had under consideration the filling up of the Benches in the Courts of Westminster-hall for this next Term: And some things were resolved particularly in order to the Chancery, in order to the settling of the most able Lawyers in this Nation to be Commissioners there. Upsal. 24 Febr. 1653. I presume when the Queen of Sweden hears that the English and Dutch are agreed, there will soon be a conclusion here. Her Majesty still continues her desires of resigning up the Government. And thereupon she is gone to Westraas, seven Leagues from this place to meet with the Prince Palatine, her Cousin German, and her declared Successor, and to treat with him concerning the same. Some are of opinion that the Prince Royal (for so he is termed) will totally waive this Overture, and will by no means be courted thereunto. But his private will must give way to the public Determination of the Grand Assembly of the States, which will be convened very shortly and which way the will cast it, is very doubtful. Some are very forward beforehand to presage great Alterations that must happen in this Kingdom: And indeed this Offer of the Queen which amuseth all, doth portend something which is hidden, as well in the effects of it, as in its causes. The Discourses hereabout are very various; There wants not those which say, that Piemontelli, the Spanish Resident has been here all this while to Negotiate a Match between this Queen and the King of the Romans, and that Count Mont Cucully General of the Horse to the Emperor had no other business here but to agitate the same, though he made his pretensions that he came to this Court only as a Traveller, But others who would be thought understanding in such affairs, believe no such thing, and are very confident that the Queen is fixed in her resolution never to marry, but she is a woman. But this is certain, that the Queen doth earnestly press to lay down the Crown, and desires to have Pomerania the Town of Gothenburg, and 200000 Ducats to maintain her whiles she lives. But whatever the issue of this be, she has promised my Lord Ambassador to dispatch his Business, and that to his contentment. This day was presented to His Highness the Lord Protector this following Declaration, and Recognition which was presented by Mr. Dickeson Alderman, and Sir Tho. Withrington Recorder of the City of York. Whereas it hath pleased the Lord, whose eyes run to and fro through the earth, to show himself strong on the behalf of them whose hearts are perfect towards him, to make bare his Arm and bring Salvation to a Nation not worthy to be beloved, and to break many yokes from off our necks, in accomplishment whereof, though humane Might and Power have been made use of, yet things have been so ordered and overruled by the Spirit in the midst of the wheels, that we may justly say; we are not saved by Bow, or by Sword, but by the Lord our God, and therefore, In the first place, we look upon it as our duty to acknowledge Salvation, and blessing to him that sits upon the Throne of Heaven judging the right, who hath done whatsoever it pleased him, both in Heaven and in Earth and in all deep places. Yet when we also consider how it hath seemed good in the eyes of God to single out Your Highness as the man of his right hand, whom he hath made strong for himself, and through Your Vigilance, Courage, and Constancy to do great and wonderful things in the midst of us, in delivering us from eminent and pressing dangers on the right hand and on the left. While, we bless the Lord, out heart is also to the Governors of Israel, who have jeorparded their lives in the High Places of the Field, and are daily going on to second their valiant Acts by prudent Councils, that we may enjoy the end of every just war, which is, a safe and honourable peace. Unto Your Highness therefore (as all the people of Israel to their Ruler) we humbly and heartily say, Peace be to thee, and peace be to thine helpers. If we should promise to ourselves too much concerning your Highness, or any of the Sons of Men, especially in this day, wherein the Lord hath so often rejected our confidences, and proclaimed to us by the voice of manifold providences, Cease from man, whose breath is in his nostrils; We should not only Entrench upon the honour of God, and our own peace, but be injurious to Your Highness, who are better able to bear the burden of much trouble, than a little of that trust which we owe to him alone, in whom there is everlasting strength, who turns every staff into a reed when it is rested on. Yet we cannot but Declare our great hopes, that the Lord will still delight to use Your Highness as a blessed Instrument of much honour to his great Name, and happiness to this Commonwealth, that as he hath helped you to build the wall of Jerusalem, the defence and safety of his people even in troublous times, so he will also engage your Heart and enable your Hands, according to your eminent Station to further the spiritual work and welfare of his Church and Temple, which waits for a season of more tranquillity. We add only the Declaration of our satisfaction in the present Government, administered by your Highness, and our cheerful submission thereunto, which we shall be ready to second with our prayers and endeavours for your Highness's prosperity, and the people of God which sit under your shadow. Humbly begging your favourable Aspect and Influence upon the Honours and Privileges of this ancient City, whose strength is much decayed, though their Burdens be increased, which yet they are more willing than able to undergo, till a just and seasonable remedy may be procured, Our lot is fallen something remote from the great Scene of public Affairs, which hath been prejudicial to us; But we trust though we enjoy not so much warmth of the Sun as the Southern parts, yet the beams of your Highness's Goodness and Justice (whom God hath set up in the midst of us) shall comfortably reach this place, which though in many outward advantages it may come behind others, Yet will shine to an equality with the best in their affections and faithfulness to your Highness and this Commonwealth. Thanks was returned by His Highness to the City of York, and to the Gentlemen that presented it. The Lord Ambassador of the King of Portugal had this day audience by His Highness the Lord Protector at the Cock-pit, attended by Sir Oliver Flemming Master of the Ceremonies, and many Gentlemen, there being divers of the Lords of the Council, and Mr. Secretary of State with His Highness. The Committee for approbation of Ministers sat this day chose their Register, and other Officers, and began to proceed in the business according to the Ordinance of His Highness the Lord Protector with the advice of his Council. The place they sit in is Whitehall, at the end of the stone Gallery, at the corner of the Court, and their proceedings are such as promiseth much good to this Nation, by the settling of an able; godly, and powerful Gospel Ministry. Letters from Mr. Feake, and Mr. John Simpson say to their Friends, that they are still the same men, and carried on under the same confidences. Several Declarations from the Churches in Norfolk, Monmouthshire, and other parts of Wales, &c. do own, and bless God for the late change, and present Government. This day the Regiments of Horse and Foot that are about London and His Highness's Life-guard of Gentlemen of Horse were all mustered in Tuttle-fields. This day was the business of Peace with Holland carried on as far as might be, all is fully agreed, and one thing after another, everything is done in order, The Merchants came this day and were present by the Dutch to sign for security for payment of the moneys to the Merchants for the loss by them sustained in the business of Denmark, for Denmark is wholly taken in also into the Peace, and in few days all will be concluded, and totally finished, that the Peace may be ready to be Proclaimed. The business for appointing Commissioners for the Great Seal, was ordered to be on the morrow, in order to which several things were this day done by way of preparation. The Swedish Agent made Address to His Highness the Lord Protector, and it was ordered that he should have Audience on the morrow, and Sir Oliver Fleming Mr. of the Ceremonies, was appointed to attend accordingly. This day the Lords of the Council, and Mr. Secretary of State attended His Highness the Lord Protector at the Cock-pit, after which they say in Council in Whitehall, and several businesses of great consequence were transacted. The French Ambassador is removed from Sir Abraham Williams's to his own lodgings in Covent Garden. This day the Agent from the Queen of Sweden had audience by His Highness, attended by Sir Oliver Fleming, and divers Gentlemen , there being with His Highness divers Lords of the Council, and Mr. Secretary of State. Sir Thomas Wethrington and the Lord Commissioners Lisle, were this day sword Commissioners of the Great Seal of England for the Court of Chancery by the Clerk of the Commonwealth, before his Highness the Lord Protector and the Council, in the Council-Chamber at Whitehall, the Lord Ambassador Whitlock who is now in Sweden, is also to be one with them. This day was published an Ordinance for continuing one Act of Parliament, Entitled, An Act for Probate of Wills, and granting Administrations, as followeth. Be it Ordained by His Highness, the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, That one Act of Parliament, Entitled, An Act for Probate of Wills, and granting Administrations, and all the Powers, Authorities, Matters and Things therein contained, shall be, and are hereby revived and continued, in full power and force, to all intents and purposes, until further Order. And it is hereby further Ordained, That Richard Lucy, John Hildesley, Nathaniel Barton, Jervas Bennet, Anthony Rous, Joachym Matthews, Edward Cludd, Thomas Wood, Esqs; and Robert Titchburn, Alderman of London, be added to the Judges mentioned in the said Act, and that the said Judges named in the said Act, and in this present Ordinance, or any three of them, be, and are hereby authorised to put in execution all and every the Powers given by the said Act, as fully as any of the Judges therein named might have done by force of the said Act. An Ordinance was also published this day for settling and confirming of the Manors of Framlingham and Saxtead, in the County of Suffolk, and the Lands, Tenements, and Hereditaments thereunto belonging, devised, to certain Charitable uses by Sir Robert Hitchman Knight, late Sergeant at Law, who did heretofore purchase of Theophilus, late Earl of Suffolk, and his Feoffees, the Castle and Manors of Framlingham and Saxtead, and divers Lands, Tenements, and Hereditaments, with the appurtenances, lying and being in Framlingham and Saxtead in the County of Suffolk, which were by his direction conveyed and assured unto Richard Keebie, one of the Lords Commissioners for the Great Seal of England, and to Francis Bacon, Esq; and James Rivet, William Buts, and Robert Buts, Gentlemen, and their Heirs, who were persons only trusted by Sir Robert Hitcham. And whereas afterwards, viz. The Eighth of August, 1636. the said Sir Robert Hitcham made his last Will and Testament in writing, and thereby did, amongst other things, will, limit, and appoint, That as touching the said Castle and Manors of Framlingham and Saxtead, and all the Lands and Hereditaments which he and his Feofees purchased of the said Theophilus Earl of Suffolk, and his Feoffees, the said Sir Robert Hitcham's Feoffees and their Heirs, after his debts paid, should stand seized in trust to the uses of the Masters and Fellows of Pembroke-hall in Cambridge, and their Successors, and that upon request his Feoffees should make a good assurance unto them accordingly; of which, the College should have to their own use, the Castle and Royalties, and Rents of Tenure, with the Mere and Fish-ponds, the Advowson of the Church, the Hundred of Loes, the Fairs and Markets there; but the Demesne Lands of the said Manors, and all the Hereditaments and Lands purchased of the Earl of Suffolk, as aforesaid, the said College should have only in trust, to be by them converted to the uses following, viz. That they should pull down all the Castle save the stone buildings, and therewith erect at Framlingham one house to set the poor on work, the poor and most needy and impotent of Framlingham, Debenham, and Coxal, first, and after them of other Towns if they see cause; and to provide a substantial stock to set them on work, and to allow such needy persons of them so much, as the College should further think fit; and that they should build one or two Alms-houses consisting of twelve persons (namely six apiece) for twelve of the poorest and decrepit people there, which are to have each of them two shillings per week, during their lives, and forty shillings apiece for a Gown and Firing, every year: And that they should build a Schoolhouse there at Framlingham, and appoint a Master, who is to have forty pounds per annum during his life, to teach thirty of forty, or more, of the poorest children of Framlingham, Debenham, and Coxal, to write, read, and cast account, as the College shall think fit, and then they to have Ten pounds a piece to bind them Apprentices, at the Discretion of the four Senior Fellows of the said College; and that they should build an Alms-house at Levington for six of the poorest persons of Levington and Nacton, which is to be built upon his Tenement near the street there, and they to have the like allowance in all things, as the poor of Framlingham are appointed to have; and that there should be forever one to read prayers in the Church of Framlingham daily, at the hours of eight in the forenoon, and four in the afternoon, who is to have twenty pounds per annum, and the Sexton five pounds yearly; And such of the poor aforesaid, or the Schoolmaster, or Scholars there, as should make default in coming to prayers, their allowance to be proportionably abated for the same neglect (except their excuse be allowed by the Minister of Framlingham for the time being) and whatsoever should further come of what which the Testator had formerly given in Trust to the said College, they to convert the same to the like use or uses, to continue as before forever. Dalkeith, 28 March. Our forces from Glasgow, have taken 60 Horse, and 36 Prisoners beyond Dumbarton Castle. Since which, one of Middleton's Captains was taken near Haddington, with six more. About 50 Gentlemen are gone from the West to the Hills, with good Horses, Arms, &c. of which, some Knights, and two of the Lord De la Bank's Brothers. Gencairn, Kenmore, Athol, Forbs, and Glengarry, &c. are gone Northward to join with Middleton, Seafort, and the Lord Ray, and so to force Sutherland and Caithness, to rise with them; their return it is thought will be about a fortnight hence, Seafort, Middleton, and Raget men, surprised a Vessel of ours going to the Lewis by some Boats they sent out; we had in her 14 men, Ammunition, Provision, and Clothes for that Garrison. Middleton hath besieged Cinkeler Castle in Caithness, but they bad him defiance. Colonel Morgan returned from Inverness the 21 instant over the Hill, for Aberdeen. The enemy have been cruel in burning and destroying the Country that do no freely join with them; yet Sir James Mac Donald, and the Captain of the Clan Renolds are in Arms against Middleton in the Hills, for preservation of their Country. Plymouth 28 March, An Ostend man of War is brought in by the Falmouth Frigate. And three Dutch prizes are also brought into this Port, one with Figs, and Raisins from St, Lucas, the other two with French Wines. Ellin's 1 April, Yesterday the Reserve Frigate, one of our Scouts brought into the Fleet a prize called the John Baptist, laden with some Pepper, and Indigo, her burden is about 300 Tons from St. Mallo's, bound for Amsterdam, the Captain of her a Frenchman made some short dispute and then surrendered. Col. Rous is added to the Committee of the Admiralty and Navy. The Committee for approbation of Ministers sit on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. All is quiet in Ireland, April 6. is to be a General Council. An Ordinance is under debate about adjourning Easter-Term, or part of it. This night between six and seven O'Clock, the English Commissioners went to the Dutch Ambassadors at Sir John Trevor's, in the Lord Protector's Coaches, with Mr. Secretary of State, and the Clerk of the Council; and about nine o'clock at night, totally finished the Ratification of the Peace: The Articles being wholly agreed for Holland and Denmark, with us, and they were then signed by the Lords Ambassadors, on the one side, with full power from the States, and the Lords Commissioners, with full power from the Lord Protector on the other side, and sealed and delivered on both sides; so that now all is done and the PEACE is fully made. To God be all the Glory. Last Wednesday 22 March at Dingly in Northamptonshire, a black roan Mare five years old, with a fair Star in the forehead, a bob Tail, between 13 and 14 hands high branded with a G on the near Thigh, trots and paces. If any bring tidings to Mr. Knight at the Red Bull in Drury Lane, or to Sir Edw. Griffin's at Dingly, they shall have 40 s. The Mystery of the two Witnesses unveiled. Wherein we have a description of their persons, time, acts, death, office, manner of prophecy, sufferings and resurrection, with the Consequences that follow. By Joh. Robotham, Preacher of the Gospel in Dover, Sold by G. and H. Eversden, at the Greyhound in Paul's Churchyard.

Severall Proceedings of State Affaires, Issue 236

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From Monday the 13 of March, to Monday the 20. of March, 1654. Summus locus bene regitur, quum is, qui prest, Vitius, potius, quam fratribus dominatur. Some have imputed the aspersion of Lying, as well as Theft, to most Mercuries, especially to those of the Court: Lying is abominated by Aulicus; but if he steals your Attentions, the Theft, he hopes is not unpardonable: He desires to appear unbiased, and to give you a plain and perfect information of Occurrences, with the only quintessence that hitherto the Alchemy of his Wit could draw out, promising, that passion and interest shall not interpose, and let him thrive, as his intents are honest! Yet in these Times (wherein the Tongue and Press assume so luxurious a Latitude) He will not presume to interfere with Reason of State, nor the necessity Art of Government: To doubt of his Highness my Lord Protector's doing Justice, is an effeminacy of belief. This day his Highness (according to his propensity to relieve the Oppressed) could not give Audience (being impeded by other occasions of State) unto the Masters of Requests, concerning Petitions; which occasioned storms of sighs from the passive Breast of expecting Aulicus, whose patience shall willingly submit to the more serious Affairs of State. This day Major Bourn and others were robbed at Shooters Hill, an injury not to be born with: many that had been before robbed were bound, and laid by in a Wood near adjourning: the same Thieves assaulted a Coach coming from Canterbury, wherein was one Gentleman, and two Ladies, with a Gentleman on horseback appertaining to the Coach, who with undaunted valour charging them, which were 5 in number, was in the Conflict slain, though assisted by him in the Coach, who received a shot, and fought with such gallantry, that he wounded one of the Thieves: Notwithstanding whose valour, the Coach at last was robbed of 30 l. but the Thieves, through haste and fear, did oversee 50 l. which was in a Portmanteau. The Country was raised, and Col. Blount made Hue and Cry after them, but to no effect. The Gentleman slain in the Combat was buried at Greenwich, and, as it is credibly reported, the Thief that was wounded coming to Mr. Moloints, a Surgeon inShoe lane, to be dressed; and having laid down his Cloak, being desired to stay till a Gentleman wounded at Shooters hill was dressed, loath to tempt his Destiny, made use of his heels, but not his Cloak; and being pursued with full cry, was (as 'tis rumoured taken in Cheapside, and is like to make his Will at Tyburn. The treaty between the Dutch Ambassadors, and our Commissioners, had some furtherance this day. From onboard the Taunton Frigate the 17 of March then at Portsmouth; and by a Letter of a later date, thus: This day we came from Sea; but know not how soon we shall out again to meet with the Armada of Holland: their number, as we have received intelligence, consists of one hundred and forty men of War. From Uppsala in Sweden Jan. 20. thus: The treaty goes on between the Lord Ambassador Whitlock, and her Majesty, by her grand Chancellor, who treats only in the Latin Tongue. Then who but blind men would put out England's Eyes, the Universities? like the Fox in the Fable, condemning the Grapes they cannot reach. It was a saying of Scipio, that excellent Commanders, Statesmen, and Philosophers, that he loved not a City, stantibus mnibus, ruentibus moribus. Let those Sons of Ignorance interpret the former by this saying of Seneca. O! Vtinam virtutis adversarij, non alin ratione punerentur, quam ut ipsam virtutem videant, cademq; relicti, intabetcant. The two Ordinances touching Ministers, and touching the law, is before a Committee, whereof Justice Hales in the Chair. This day the Commissioners from the Lord Protector went from his Highness in two Coaches with the Secretary of State, and the Clerk of the Council, and their attendants to the Dutch Ambassadors, at Sir Abraham William's; from whence they are not yet removed to Sir John Trever's: they were met at the gate by the Lords Ambassadors, where the Lord Beverling made a speech to them, and they received them with great respect and love on both sides. Being come into the House and into a chamber appointed for their Conference; they spent much time in order to the finishing of the peace. The business this day, was, to confer their Papers of the agreement, for though they have agreed, yet it is engrossed by each side, and on Wednesday last they compared their papers; which when both compared together, do in all particulars agree; then they are to sign on both sides. And what they sign, the Dutch Ambassadors do in the name of the States General. But to confirm it the more, it is to be sent to the States, who are also to give their assent after the Ratification, and then they deliver the Articles on both sides, which it's conceived will be done within the space of three weeks. By a Letter from Lyn in Norfolk, that came this day it was thus certified, That Mr. Robert Autforth of the same town had lost his ship being taken by a man of War upon the Coast of Scotland. Twelve more were forced ashore by the Belgic Bores. The Council at Whitehall have taken into consideration the abuse of farthings, and have debated the allowance of tokens to be made by one that will make them of intrinsical value. The Queen of Sweden is sending a message to the Lord Protector Cromwell, by way of congratulation and withal has set down her Resolution for War against the Emperor, having in readiness 39000 horse and foot. By letters this day received from Ireland it is certified that the Lord Hon. Cromwell (by the permission of the Almighty) will return hither in a fortnight, nothing of disturbance being there: Adjutant Gen. Allen, and one Standich come over with him. The Lord Protector is now upon removing to the gallant and magnificent Palace of Whitehall there to keep his Court. Vanity at this day opens all her doors to manifest divers persons to the World, who would have otherwise been buried in obscurity: such a person some judged one I met with at Court this week, who has long waited to obtain an Order, that there may be a Hearing of each man's Cause within 40 days after the Petition is exhibited: for, saith he, where there is no Law, there is no transgression; And this would mind Committees and persons entrusted with business of this Nature to be very cautious how they eat up the Poor by tedious delays, when a Petitioner many times dines only upon Air, though perhaps an Heir to a considerable estate. I demanded what benefit this Gentleman would have by obtaining this, he said it would be a general good, and that was sufficient recompense. I asked him what he was? He replied, A Master of Arts. I retorted, that if he could effect this, he would be a Master of his Art indeed: His name is Mr. Thomas Philpot, but his countenance promises him to be no such Patriot, nor Politician: but if there be such a man living, that lays himself out only for the public good, I think it is rare news indeed. Honest Tom! thy Design, if it arrives to perfection, (for we use to judge by events) will render thee as famous, as was Drake, Forbisher, Raleigh, or any, whose nobler Spirits pushed them forward to brave Designs. This Certificate I have here inserted at the desire of Mr. Edmund Felton, an ancient, experienced, and approved Engineer. Whereas Edmund Felton Gent. hath of late discovered unto the Committee of Fortification of the City of London, how an Engine of his Invention will secure the foot from the horse, and the soldiers from musket shot, one Engine to supply the room of 24 Pike men, or more, which said Engine two men may manage at pleasure: for the seeing of which, we appointed some of the said Committee to see and try the said Engine, which hath hanging Breastwork, and was shot at about 40 paces distant, the musketeers ramming in powder and bullet, yet could not the shot pierce through the said Breastwork, which we who were appointed did see, and so reported to the rest of the Committee; And being requested by the said Ed. Felton so to certify under our hands of the truth of what we saw and reported of, we have done accordingly. Witness our Hands the 14 of March, 1653. Rich. Bateman, Tho. Nowel, Christopher Pack, James Story, P. Miles Vera Copia Ex. This day his Highness the Lord Protector took up his Lodgings at Whitehall, and thereby hath made it a Court; for Princes' presences make Courts, and not the Princes. See! What a Prophetic Spirit Aulicus had, that he began to write on this very week, wherein his Highness vouchsafed to honour Whitehall. The Highlanders increase in Scotland, and Gen. Middleton begins to play Rex again: they had a Rendezvous upon the 11 instant, and are now marching towards the Lord Reaff's Bounds. There hath lately happened a great disaster between Cap. Palmer's troop and Cap. Mason's, the manner thus: Cap. Palmer having pursued the enemy, at least met with a party of horse, which he took to be the enemy, whereupon he charged them desperately but were as gallantly repulsed by Cap. Mason, who charged them through and through, and for the space of half an hour the business was very disputable, in which unhappy engagement 6 were slain on both sides and 8 wounded, whereof Cap. Palmer is one. From Plymouth we have certain intelligence, that the Sapphire frigate hath taken three delicate Vessels laden with Wine, Beans, and Salt. Nine more taken on the Coast of Scotland, and Cap. Wilkins hath taken another, bravely fraught with rich Merchandizes. The Royal Sovereign is now put forth to sea, and rides in Stoke bay. Two Merchants ships that were coming from Ipswich toward London, were taken by a Dutch man of war, they clapped the English of both under the Decks of one of them, on the 4 of March, and then left them, sending them homeward; but the next day the English at a seasonable time lifted up the decks, relieved themselves, took the Dutch, and clapped them under the deck where they were, and brought away both their ships to the Downs, which are now safe in the River, with the prisoners. The Queen of Bohemia (sister to the late King of Great Britain) is going to Frankendael, which is her Dowry, a most wealthy place, and of great frequentation, it being the midway betwixt Worms and Spiers where she will do the best she can to entertain young Charles, and to accommodate him in the present juncture of Affairs. His brother JAMES (second Son to his late Majesty) is as valiant as Hector in the King of France's Army; but the little Queen (his Mother) is of a sudden struck very solitary. The Lord Wilmot, and the Lord Wentworth do with much importunity press upon the loyal breasts of the English in several places to support the weak distressed Estate of their Prince; especially at the city of Hamburg, where the Lord Wentworth did extremely solicit and importune the Treasurer of the English company, who fearing his power, and loath to part with those monies which belonged to all the English Merchants who traffic in those parts, acquainted the President of the English Companies with it, and withal, showedthe inconveniences that would arise, if he should deliver such monies to him. Whereupon the President weighing the truth of the Reasons, made his complaint to the Senate, who enjoined the Lord Wentworth not to exact any sums of money of the Treasurer, unless he was able to put in good security for the re-disbursing of them. From Plymouth we have received intelligence, that the Constant Warwick, and the Portsmouth frigate being together, met with the great Pirate Cap. Beach, who had newly taken two prizes; but perceiving that our frigates intended to pursue him, he left the Prizes, and was afterward secured by the night coming on. The same night the Portsmouth frigate and the constant Warwick chanced to part company, and it so fell out about midnight that Beach roving about, lighted on the Constant Warwick all alone, which before he came near, he took to be a Merchant man, and went on with an intent to board him; but the Warwick demanding who he was, he replied he was the Portsmouth Frigate and for Whitehall. But the Warwick suspecting him, bade him round off. Then Beach perceiving his mistake, and seeing the Warwick to be a man of War, he presently made away; but the Warwick being a good Sailor, made after him, and kept company with him all night. About 6 in the morning, Beach began the fight, firing 3. Guns, which were answered by the Warwick. The encounter lasted till two in the afternoon, at which time Beach and his men called for Quarter, and had it. He had five foot water in the hold when he yielded; he had 200 men, 20 whereof were killed; his Frigate is a gallant new Vessel, of 42 Guns, whereof but thirty-eight were mounted. There are taken aboard with him nine Captains besides himself, and divers Gentlemen, who are all prisoners. This is that Beach, the Ringleader Pirate, who hath done our Merchants so much mischief this Winter, that he lived like a Prince at Brest; for which 'tis like he will receive his reward, being brought in hither, with the rest of his companions. We received further Advertisement, that the great ship called formerly the Royal Sovereign, now the Commonwealth, is put forth to Sea. The next thing that presents itself to public view, is, the King of Scots's Letter to the Lord Gen. Glencairn; a Transcript whereof take as followeth: After Our hearty commendations, &c. We cannot but give you thanks for your activeness, in doing of Us and Our Kingdom service; And we do hereby give you further to understand, We do highly value and approve of your endeavours in a service that doth so much import Us; and to the end you may receive some other encouragement from Ourself, We have given special Order to Middleton to hasten unto you: He hath provided in Holland a considerable number of able Commanders, every way fit for Our Service. The Arms which we sent from Nantes may happily be with you before this Letter. We wish that the late differences between Seaforth and yon, may not be prejudicial to our Affairs, we bid you right heartily farewell. Signed C. Rex. Every Lords day there preacheth two Orthodox Divines before his Highness the Lord Protector, and the Lady Protectoress in Whitehall: the privy Rooms are terminated, and the several Tables of Diet appointed.

Mercurius Aulicus, Issue 1

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The last will and testament of Lieut. Col. John Lilburn, The whole manner of his trial, with the full particulars how he was executed in the Isle of Jersey. A great and bloody Engagement in Scotland, and the event and success thereof. Also a Letter of great concernment sent from the Duke of York to the King of Scots, concerning the raising of divers men, with store of Arms and Ammunition, Likewise, a great victory obtained against the Rebels in Ireland, and the number killed and taken. With variety of other intelligence from foreign parts. By Letters this day from the West, we received intelligence, that the Brest men of War lately took an English ship coming from Merlex. Also by another letter we are advertised that our Men of war have taken six French Merchantmen, laden with rich commodities. and Colonel Morgan continue in the same ; only the Enemy are often quarrelling among themselves: The last was between Glengary and Sir Arthur Forbes: Kenmore took Forbes his part, but Middleton parted them. The General intends next week to march towards Stirling, and so for the Hills. The Lord Graighall, one of the Judges at Edinburgh died this day. The Marshal de Grance hath raised an army 330 foot Companies and 120 Troops. Several Letters to Merchants and others confirm the intelligence, that a firm and lasting peace is now concluded betwixt England and Sweden. The Articles will not be published before the Lord Ambassador Whitlock is returned into England, which if the wind serve may be about a month or six weeks. From Hamburg we are advertised thus. The only news is; that my Lord Ambassador whitlock hath finished his affair at Upsal, and we expect his Lordship in this City within 20 days. There is a firm Alliance and friendship made, which is as much as either side could expect or desire, as things stand. You Tantalise our expectation about the issue of the Dutch Treaty, touching which our jealousy works stronger than our faith. From Upsal we are advertised that The Duke of Muscovy wrote Letters of late to the Qu: of Sweden, wherein he signified the cause of his War with the Pole, two reasons be mentioned; one because a certain poland Poet writing a Narration of former Wars, wherein the Pole had the better, said, they had beaten the Muscovite, without adding his Title, plain Muscovite. The other because in quoting something touching the Genealogy of the Muscovite's Ancestors, he named an as father which was his son; and for these two grand offences, he demanded of the Pole the offender's head, which being denied, he makes War upon them and hath taken one City, and besieged one of the most considerable in Poland. These were the contents of his Letters. In his long title he hath of late called himself Dominus parentum & anorum suarutu. The Queen being forced to answer something, because he asked her advice, returned, Thus, That she neither approved nor disapproved, his reasons, but thanking him for his civil Communication, wished that he might receive good satisfaction from the Pole, being troubled that Christian Princes should disagree. From paris this day we received Intelligence that the French Court is still at Fontainbleau; and great preparations are making for his Coronation at Rehims, which will be within a fortnight after his Return hither from the said fontainbleau. All the foreign Ministers are invited to the Coronation, and a day appointed for their meeting at Rehims. The Protestant Commissioners are gone after the Court supposing the Cardinal will be better at leisure to hear their complaints where he is, them when he is here in Town. The Princess of Conde hath petitioned to the Parliament to have her Jointure secured, and settled upon her: And the Prince of Conti hath also petitioned to have his father's Will annulled, alleging there are many things contained therein which to tend very much to his prejudice, wherein he ought to have redress: Both their petitions were referred back to his Majesties Council. Here is news that the Prince of Harcourt hath in the end agreed with Spain; so that all Brisac and alsatia except Philipsbourg, will be delivered into the hands of the Spaniards, of whom he hath received a good sum of money. Charles Stuart and his Brother are also in the Country taking the fresh air, during the absence of the French Court, to whose return he thinks to remove out of France, if the money be ready which he expects from them. From Upsal we are advertised thus. We can now in measure make you a requital of News, by telling you that his excellency hath concluded the Treaty here to a full and large satisfaction on both sides, and that within Fourteen days after he began to Treat with those noble persons that were Commissioned for that purpose her Majesty. We must confess it was beyond our expectation, when we considered the difficulties, the greatness of the business, the designs to obstruct it, and the averseness of divers great ones toward it. But the grand Chancellor, and his son Count Erick, who were the Queen's Commissioners, came off with good respect to my Lord protector, and to my Lord Ambassador also himself, who with great wisdom and dexterity hath managed this business. The Queen also hath manifested incomparable affection to his Highness, and favour to my Lord Ambassador, with whom she hath kept her word very honourably. She told my Lord Ambassador, That she would have the honour to make the Alliance herself with my Lord Protector, and in respect to him, and she said, because my Lord Ambassador treated with her like a Gentleman, avec toute la francoise et rondeur, et non pas comme un Marchaud, she did consent to more than any other could have obtained from her. It hath pleased God to show much mercy to us in our voyage hither, and in our business here, and we hope, to enjoy the like in our return, which will be now out of hand. This Post brought Letters of great stirrings, and preparations in Scotland on both sides Middleton, and the rest of that Crew do all they can to increase their numbers, and Gen. Monk is as active in drawing together his forces towards the Mountains, and by keeping them there (till they have spent their provisions) they will afterwards be forced to fight, or lay down their Arms; In the mean while they keep their old trade of stealing down by parties, and doing what mischief they can, and some Country people run away with them to the Hills, and some, Towns are so base unto us, that they have made stay of English passengers that were but travelling through them. A party of ours met with about 30 Countrymen in a knot, going to the Enemy; After that they met with a party of the Enemy's horse, with whom they had a great fight, killed six, and took fifteen prisoners; the like was also done by another party. The Enemy stands not long to it, except he be in a place of great advantage. This day we had further Intelligence from Sweden that that the Articles of peace betwixt England and her Majesty the Queen of Sweden are signed, and are to be brought hither to be Ratified by his Highness the Lord Protector. The Lord Ambassador from the K. of Spain had Audience by the Lord Protector. The English Fleet are now at Rendezvous in the Downs, both France and Spain are very jealous what will be the ensuing design, and strong Guards are kept upon the Frontiers of both Kingdoms, a Spanish ship was lately cast away, wherein fifteen ton of Gold This week was a groundless Report, that Lieut. Col. John Lilicorne was tried for his life again in Jersey, condemned, and Executed, or came to some other end, whereas the Letters say: that he is well in health in the Castle. This day there was a paper presented to his Highness the Lord Protector, entitled, the humble representations of the Justices of peace, chief Officers of Corporations, Ministers of the Gospel, and the Grand jury at the Assizes held at Sallop, wherein they declare, that they bless God that so suitable a Remedy (amongst so many changes) should be applied to our growing Maladies, by raising up his Highness, &c. This Day afforded memorable Intelligences from several places as that the titular King of Scots is extremely fallen out with Prince Rupert, for selling the Guns belonging to the great ship called the Swallow, there was in her fifty brass pieces of, Ordinance; the titular King of the Scots was seldom seen so much out of his own temper, which it is thought would have declared itself by some effects, had not the certain Mews of the peace betwixt England and, and Holland made them shake hands. Two Frigates who had a long time exercised their piracy about the Bay of Biscay, having sent their men on shore for fresh meat, had their men entrapped; and the two Frigates were taken by the Men of war of Bordeaux. SIR Having long attended with patience; and not finding anything either in the conduct of my present life, or in the memory of my forpast-time, which might justly cast me into a worse condition, than the rest of your Subjects. Nevertheless (Sir) your Majesty's will doth so regulate mine, that had it not been for necessity the strongest master of all. I had not at this season made further addresses to your Majesty , for that which I held so well bestowed in your service I and every man drives at his own ends, it hath taught me a lesson, that I live not in an Age wherein I shall be fed with vanity. Yet I so not withal suppose your Majesty doth so slightly esteem of my service, as not to make any further use of me, nor do I find myself so unuseful as to be forced instead of better employments, only to let you known what News is stirring, & to give you an account of ordinary rumours; I must humbly beseech your Majesty to suffer me to die in this opinion, I have of myself, and however it happen (Sir) or how badly soever I be entreated, I am determined to continue resolute in well-doing; And your Majesty may be assured, that neither time, which affordeth occasions to most miserable to raise their fortunes, not often favouring their resentments, no necessity which causeth their actions to seem Just, shall ever transport me from remaining with the same affection I ever have done to be. This day we understood that about twenty Pinks and small ships are newly come into the River of Thames, with several sorts of Merchandise, we have also a great number of Merchant men, going out some for the Canaries, others for Hamburg and other parts. Tomorrow we hear that our fleet keep their Rendezvous upon the Downs, and the Dutch Rendezvous near the Texel. The brest men of War have done some late prejudice to us in the West, they rage exceedingly now, for that they think their time is short, we hear that a squadron of our Fleet are to sail Northward, to prevent the coming over into Scotland to the enemy, any Arms, Ammunition or Forces. Admiral Van-Trump is yet with his squadron about the Straits, you will shortly hear o f some design, that the gallant Fleets of these high and considerable Commonwealths, will sail upon some honourable action. By Letters from Newcastle we are advertised, that a great fleet of Colliers, are laden coming for London. The last Letters from Paris say, that Charles Stuart and the Duke of York are yet there, the news of the peace of Holland makes their friends backward in supplying the than ever they were; neither the difference between Charles Stuart and Rupert is not taken up yet; Cardinal Retz remaineth a close prisoner at Natz, we hear of an English Merchant ship cast away by a storm near Sicilia. There came to my hands this day a copy of the last will and testament of Lieut. Col. John Lilburn: The substance whereof take as follows. In the name of God, Amen. I John Lilburn of London Gent. Being aged 39 years, now in the evening of my life do here ordain this to be my last will and testament, being in perfect remembrance, that no contention or strife may after my decease, concerning my estate, in manner and form following. Inprimis, my I bequeath my soul to the hands of the almighty, in whom I have put my trust, hoping by the merits of Christ Jesus, my only Lord and Saviour, that I shall be saved from hell and damnation. And that I shall be wrapped up unto the third heaven, prepared for all true believers. And for my body, in regard it hath endured a fiery trial, and hath been patient and long suffering, It is my desire my friend Cornelius may have the burial thereof.

The true and Perfect Dutch-Diurnall, Issue 15

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From Tuesday, Decemb: 13. to Tuesday, Decemb: 20. 1653 I will begin where I last left off, which was at the Dissolution of the late Parliament. You are to understand that a great part of them having at Whitehall resigned that power which they received of him. The General had a meeting with his Council of Officers, where having expressed himself with that zeal, and fluency which are natural in him, some things were transacted both here, and afterwards at the Council of State, for the settling of the Government of this Nation, of which more in the passages of the Friday following. The Council of State taking notice of the tumultuous, and barbarous acting at the New Exchange in the Strand in the County of Middlesex upon the 21 and 22 of November last past. The same being accompanied with the drawing of Swords, discharging of Pistols, and such other High Misdemeanours as are scarce to be paralleled by the actings of any persons living under the protection of a civil Government; and which, in the effects thereof, produced not only a very great and notorious violation of the Public Peace, but also the murdering of one, and the assaulting, wounding, and affrighting of many other of the People of this Nation, pursuing their ordinary callings, and occasion: And for as much as the said Exchange is a place of public Resort, and Trade, The Council have therefore thought it necessary hereby to declare their resentment of those proceedings, and their just displeasure against the same. And as they intend vigorously to prosecute the offenders, so to the intent the like evils may be better prevented in time to come, they do hereby strictly require and charge; That no person or persons of what quality soever, do presume at the said Exchange, or any other like public place, to occasion, encourage, or abet, any tumultuous meetings, or hazard a breach of the Civil Peace, by drawing there, or in any such place, any sword, or other weapon, discharging, presenting, or bearing any Gun, or Pistol, or firing of powder in Grenades, or in any otherwise whatsoever. Of which command, it will be expected, That all Persons whatsoever, take notice, and demean themselves accordingly upon peril of being reputed, and dealt withal as disturbers of Public peace; whereof a strict account shall be taken. And all Justices of the Peace, and other public Ministers, are required carefully to perform their duties in this behalf; as also to use their utmost endeavours, to prevent and refrain all immodest, and unhandsome demeanours of such as shall resort to the said Exchange, that so no just cause of offence may be given to sober minds, nor any thing there acted dishonourable to Religion, or the Nation. John Thurloe, Sec. The Lord General. Col: William Sydenham Sir Gilbert Pickering Col: Philip Jones Major Gen: Desborough Sir Charles Woolseley Walter Strickland Esq; Alderman Tichborn Henry Laurence Esq; Sir Anthony Ashley Cooper Baronet. Col: Henry Cromwell John Carew Esq; Doctor Jonathan Goddard Col: Edward Montague Sir William Brownlow Major General Harrison Col: Nathaniel Barton Lord Viscount Lisle George Lord Eure Richard Major Esq; John Stone Esq. Charles Howard Esq. Col: George Fleetwood Col: Anthony Rous Col: John James Sir William Roberts John Anlab, Esq John Sadler Esq; Jervas Bennet, Esq. Sir Robert King Knight Col: Bingham. Glencarn hath sent out his Warrants as followeth. Gentlemen: You are hereby required to deliver unto me as much good Scottish Cloth as will clothe 200 Foot Soldiers, together with as much Linen and Shoes, as will furnish the same number, each of them two shirts, and a pair of Shoes, or two thousand pound of Scottish money, between this and the 2 Day of December next. If this you do perform accordingly, in regard to the season of the year, I do hereby promise you protection from any further trouble; but if ye delay to give obedience to this, you may expect I will exact this by force; Wherein if you suffer more prejudice, I am not to be blamed. So expecting your obedience to this, as you will answer it at your peril. Given under my hand at Balloch 7 Novemb: 1653 GLENCARNE. It was certified by Letters from Dunkirk, that several ships that were conceived to be Prizes, and were upon that account detained in England, are arrived at Dunkirk, others are expected to come into that Haven every day from Spain, but it is feared by the Merchants at Dunkirk that they will meet with the same fortune which most of the rest do, who come through the Channel. The Soldiers who in their stations do keep by order the night Guards at Edinburgh, do constantly affirm, that lately they have seen by night a great flame in the air, as if the Suburbs of that City had been all in a flame. They perceived at the last that the fire removed Southwards, and took its course towards England. Of this several men have declared their several opinions, every one as their fancy do suggest unto them. But to cry upon their own inclinations, the discontented in Scotland do give forth, that not only Middleton is come with a vast number of Arms, but that the titular Duke of York is designed for that place from France and that he brings with him a choice number of Commanders who heretofore followed his Brother's Fortunes, and that the Irish who fell off from the Spaniards, and came to the King of France, are all engaged in this expedition. Some are so inconsiderate to affirm that the Lorraigners having no certain seat, will take up their habitations among the Highlanders, and if they can amongst the Lowlanders. Others have designed Quarters for the Prince of Condie's Army in Ireland, thinking the Irish to be an apt Nation to mingle with so unruly a People. The titular King of Scotland (according to their device) is to plant himself in England, when France shall shake hands with Spain, and the Emperor, and the German Princes shall all combine to his assistance, but to this, (whatsoever discourse may be to the contrary) there is not any probability. It was advertised this morning by Letters from Plymouth, that one of our Frigates had taken a Dutch Merchant of three hundred Tons, laden with Sack, and Sugar, and that some other of our Frigates who came lately from Portsmouth, have seized on two other gallant Ships who pretend to be Hamburgers. The last news from the Sound of Plymouth is sad, which is that the Sussex Frigate, a gallant ship, was blown up by her own Gunpowder, which accidentally did take fire. A lamentable sight it was to see our men leaping from one merciless Element into another, and a waste of fire in the midst of water. It was advertised from Flushing, that Captain Bunk is come thither with the Dutch that were prisoners in England, most of them are sick. A private Man of War hath brought into that Harbour two prizes, the one laden with Coals from Newcastle, and the other laden with Salt. The Treaty with the three Dutch Deputies is doubtfully delivered, some saying that there are great probabilities for a Peace, others affirming that there are no great hopes. What will be done betwixt these two Nations, whose eyes no hands but their own could scratch forth, will now suddenly appear. The Agent for the titular King of Scotland hath had his last Audience at Denmark, and though he hath made great Importunities, yet the King of Denmark having sent a small present to him as a token of Acknowledgement, hath declared a great inability to relieve him according to his expectation during these troubles that threaten him from England on the one side, and from Sweden on the other. I do find by the best Intelligence that I have, that the titular King of Scotland is going from France into Germany. Some say that his expedition will be with all speed, others that it will be deferred until the middle of March. It is advertised that one deputed from the King of France came to Dantzick, where he had audience before the Senate, to whom he showed his Commission to arrest all English Merchants and their Goods in the reprisal of fourteen Nuns, who intending from France to Poland were taken by the English at Sea. The Senate of Dantzick hath taken this into consideration. By letters from Scotland it is advertised that the Highlanders being grown more numerous, do continue still their plunderings in the Lowlands. The Earl Atholl is returned into his own Country, with 80 Horse to the Castle of Blair, that he might raise his Levies with greater liberty. His to levy a Regiment of Horse in Perthshire, and the whole Foot thereof, The Lord Kinoube is to raise a Regiment in Barchlausts, and Merns, and Couper in Angus, Glengary is to levy a Regiment of Horse out of Caithness, Southerland, Ross and Murray, and to be Commander in chief of the Foot levied there. Kenmore is designed to levy the Horses in the Shire of Aberdeen, and Blakader of Tulliallen is to levy in a part of the Shire of Fife. Sir Mungo Murray is to make his Levies in the Country next to Stirling. This is the design, which being discovered, is in a fair way to be prevented. I made mention that the Parliament having resigned their power to his Excellency from whom they received it, his Excellence called a Council of Officers, where advice was taken with some other persons of Eminence, how the great burden of Governing the three nations should be born. And after three days Counsel and prayers unto God to direct the council, it was resolved that a Council of able persons should be named, consisting of one and twenty, and that the Lord General should be chosen PROTECTOR of the three Nations. And this afternoon about one of the clock his Excellence came from Whitehall to Westminster, to the Court of Chancery. There were present the Ld. Commissioners for the great Seal, the Barons of the Exchequer, and Judges in their Robes. After them followed the council of the Commonwealth, after them the Lord Mayor, the Aldermen, and Recorder of the City of London in their scarlet Gowns. Then came his Excellence apparelled in black, without any formality of Robes at all, he was attended with many chief Officers of the Army, and the Chair of state being set in the Court of Chancery, he stood on the left hand thereof uncovered, till a large writing in parchment, in the nature of an Oath was read, which also expressed the power with which his Excellence was invested. His Excellence having subscribed to it in the face of the Court, he immediately sat down covered in the said Chair, the Lord Commissioners, and every one standing bare. The Lord Commissioners delivered him up the Great Seal, and the Lord Mayor his Sword, and Cap of Maintenance, which were returned to them again. The Court then rose, and his Excellence returned to Whitehall, the Lord Mayor uncovered carrying the Sword before the PROTECTOR all the way. Being come to Whitehall, a Sermon was made by Mr. Lockyer one of the Chaplains of the PROTECTOR. As the PROTECTOR came from Westminster, the Soldiers in Westminster Hall, and the Palace yard made acclamations of joy; and the great Guns afterwards did go off at the Tower, and some great ships that lay not far from thence. This week were the sessions in the Old Bailey, and this day and yesterday the trial of the Brother to the Portugal Ambassador was expected, but by reason of this, the further prosecution of the Court of Justice were referred until the Monday following. This morning came forth from this Proclamation from the Council of State. Whereas the late Parliament dissolving themselves, and resigning their Powers and Authorities, The Government of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, by a LORD PROTECTOR, and successive Triennial Parliaments, is now established; And Whereas OLIVER CROMWELL, Captain General of all the Forces of this Commonwealth, is declared Lord Protector of the Nations, and hath accepted thereof: We have therefore thought it necessary (as we hereby do) to make publication of the Premises, and strictly to Charge and Command all, and every person and persons, of what Quality and Condition soever, in any of the said three Nations, to take notice hereof, and to conform and submit themselves to the Government so established, and all Sheriffs, Majors, Bailiffs, and other Public Ministers, and Officers, whom this may concern, are required to cause this PROCLAMATION to be forthwith published in their respective Counties, Cities, Corporations and Market Towns, To the end none may have Cause to pretend ignorance in this behalf. Given at Whitehall this 16 day of December, 1653. This day with sound of Trumpets, and great solemnity, His Excellence was Proclaimed PROTECTOR of the three Nations in the words above-mentioned by a Sergeant of Arms at the Exchange in London, the Lord Mayor, Aldermen, and common Council being present, and in several other places of the City of London, and in Westminster. The Quarter Sessions in the Old Bailey are adjourned till after Christmas. The Letters this Day make mention of several Prizes taken. Our fleet is yet on the Downs. The solemn form, and manner of making his Excellence PROTECTOR of England, Scotland, and Ireland, in the Court of Chancery in Westminster Hall, the Lord Commissioners of the Great Seal, the Barons of the Exchequer, and the Judges, the Lord Mayor, the Aldermen, and common Council of the City of London being present. The Lord Mayor carrying the Sword bareheaded before the PROTECTOR from Westminster to Whitehall. The solemn form of Proclaiming his Excellence PROTECTOR in the Cities of London, and Westminster. The last news from General Monk at Sea, Several more Prizes taken; and the Quarter Sessions in the Old Bailey adjourned till after Christmas. The choosing of a new Council of State.

The Weekly Intelligencer, Issue 147#2

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The Reasons of the Parliament's dissolution, and the Proceedings of His Excellence and Council of Officers thereupon, with a most excellent and pious Speech by the Lord General, concerning the composure and settlement of the affairs of this distracted Nation. The D. of York chosen by the Highlanders to be their Commander in chief, their coming near Stirling, and col. Lilburne's forcing them to the Hills. A Special Order of the Council of and the preventing of all on Tuesday last also an account of the in England and Wales, for belonging to this Commonwealth the taking of several French and Dutch Prizes, and the blowing up of the Sussex Frigate at Portsmouth. From Friday the 9 of Decemb., to Friday the 16 of December.. 1653. The last Letters from certify; That the men of War, hath sent into the Harbour a ship belonging to Amsterdam laden with and Sugar, but then 300 ; and Captain Commander of the Bristol, which lies in the mouth of the Channel, hath two ships in 14 Guns the other 100. Sugar and Oil, to a great value. And a French man was brought in on the , laden with 22 of Beaver, and . There hath likewise two very sad accidents, the gallant Frigate was blown up by her own powder, and about 50 men; And 2 Ship boat sunk with about 30 men and women, 16 were saved, the rest perished in the Sea. Yesterday was published in print the Act for the Assessment (entitled, An Act for an Assessment at the rate of one hundred and twenty thousand pounds by the Month for 6 months, from the 25 of Decemb 1653. to the 24 of June next ensuing, towards the maintenance of the Armies and Navies of this Commonwealth) the several Rates the Counties assessed at, are as followeth: Upon the County of Bedford, the sum of 1600 l. The county of Berks 1066 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Buckingham. 2200 l. The county of Cambridge one thousand and eight hundred four and ten l. The Isle of Ely 63 l. The county of Chester 1320 l. The city and county of the city of Chester, 146 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Cornwall 2800 l. The county of Cumberland 185 l. 2 s. 8 d. The county of Derby 1600 l. The county of Devon 5149 l. 6 s. 8 d. The city and county of the city of Exon 184 l. The county of Dorset 2248 l. 6 s. 8 d. The Town and County of Poole 18 l. 6 s. 8 d. The county of Durham 263 l. 10 s. 2 d. half-penny. The county of York, with the city and county of the city of York, 5217 l. 6 s. 8 d. The Town and county of Kingston upon Hull 116 l. The county of Essex 600 l The county of Gloucester 2888 l. The city and county of the city of Gloucester 278 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Hereford 2000 l. The county of Hartford 2400 l. The county of Huntington 166 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Kent, with the city and county of Canterbury, 6266 l. 13 s 4 d. The county of Lancaster 1600 l. The county of Leicester, 1866 l 13 s. 4 d. The county of Lincoln, with the city & county of Lincoln, 4666 l 13 s. 4 d. The city of London, 800 l. The county of Middlesex, with the city and liberty of Westminster, 3066 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Monmouth 800 l. The county of Northampton 2400 l. The county of Nottingham 1548 l. 8 s. The Town and County of Nottingham, 51 l. 12 s. The county of Norfolk, 6213 l. 6 s. 8 d. The city and county of the city of Norwich, 320 l. The county of Northumberland, 308 l. 11 s. penny half-penny The town of Newcastle, 63 l. The county of Oxen, 1933 l. 6 s. 3 d. The county of Rutland, 466 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Salop 1266 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Stafford, with the city of Lichfield, 1600 l: The county of Somerset, 4666 l. 13 s. 4 d. The city and county of the city of Bristol, 293 l. 6 s. 8 d. The county of Southampton, with the town and county of Southhampton, 3466 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Suffolk 6266 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Surrey, 2683 l. 6 s. 8 d. The Borough of Southwark, 316 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Sussex 3266 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Warwick, with the city and county of the city of Coventry, 2133 l. 6 s. 8 d, The county of Worcester, with the city and county of the city of Worcester, 2133 l. 6 s. 8 d. The county of Wilts, 3333 l. 6 s. 8 d. The county of Westmerland, 126 l. 16 s. The Isle of Anglesey, 232 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Brecknock, 620 l. The county of Cardigan, 732 l. The county of Carmarthen, 604 l. The county of Carnarvon, 346 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Denbigh, 466 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Flint, 230 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Glamorgan, 786 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Merioneth, 213 l. 6 s. 8 d. The county of Montgomery, 506 l. 13 s. 4 d. The county of Pembroke, 696 l. The county of Radnor, 436 l. The Town of Haveriorer West, 25 l. The Town of Berwick, 10 l. Hamburg, Novemb. 15. S.V. From hence little of News, only that some five or six days ago, there passed through this city a Swedish Earl, called Earl of Donau, coming from Sweden, and being sent by the Queen's Majesty for Holland, who as is said, carries some 21 Articles along with him; whereupon he is to demand the States of Holland's sudden and present Resolution, and so with all possible speed return homeward: what the contents of such articles may be, is unknown. The Magistrate here hath concluded in their Senate to take on some six ships more, besides these two they have ; and having provided them with men and guns, and other necessities to send them down at the mouth of the River, to keep the same safe from all violation and hostility, but the Works go on very slowly. From Scotland thus. The Highlanders give out that the Duke of York is to come from France to be their Commander in chief for his brother the Scots King. They have listed 6 or 7000 horse and foot; they have by plunder gotten horse, and most of the horse and foot have Arms, but not armours save only the chief Officers. They break open houses in the night, where contribution is refused to them, and are resolved to force it with much violence. And the last week were so bold, in the night, as to come within half a mile of this place, with a Troop of horse, and plundered some houses, and then rid away again. They have had 150 horse from Holland transported to them; which are to be charging horses for their Leaders. They pressed the Scots to rise, but divers ran away. They had thoughts to storm Aberdeen and Inverness, but they go not on upon that design. They seduce many to run away with their Masters horses to them, upon promises of share of their plunder, which is their great design: So that they the most cruel, rabble that hath gathered all these and choose few Gentry that are with them, are such that they are without The enemy land are fearful of being plundered in large quarters upon the Lowlands. to regain the Northern garrisons from der upon our borders will join with the Highlanders , for fear they carry their plunder away from them for that trade is the chief they have. The old Moss Troopers are eminent with them. It being moved in the day. the sitting of this Parliament any longer as concerned will not be for the good of the Commonwealth; and that to up unto the Lord General Cromwell the which they received from him; and that motion being seconded by several other members, the House rose, and the Speaker with many of the Members of the House departed out of the House to Whitehall; where they being the greater number of the Members sitting in Parliament, did by a writing under their hands resign unto his Excellency their said powers, and Master Speaker attended with the Members, did present the same unto his Excellency accordingly. The further particulars (in reference unto the true Narration of this business) I shall present you with towards the conclusion. The Council of State taking notice of the Tumultuous and Barbarous actings at the new Exchange in the Strand in the County of Middlesex, upon the 21 and 22 of Novemb. last past, the same being accompanied with the drawing of Swords, discharging of Pistols, and such other high misdemeanours as are fierce to be paralleled by the actings of any persons living under the protection of a civil Government; and which, in the effects thereof, produced not only a very great and notorious Violation of the public Peace, but also the murdering of one, and the assaulting, wounding, and affrighting of many other of the People of this Nation, pursuing their ordinary callings and occasions: And for as much as the Exchange is a place of public and Trade, The Council have therefore thought it necessary hereby to declare their resentment of those proceedings, and their just Displeasure against the same. And as they intend vigorously to prosecute the Offenders, so to the intent the like evils may be better prevented in time to come, They do hereby require and charge, That no person or persons, of what quality , at the said Exchange, or any other like public place, to , or abet, any tumultuous meetings, or hazard a breach of the Peace, by drawing there, or in any other such place, any Sword or weapon, discharging, presenting or bearing any Gun or Pistol, or firing , or in any otherwise whatsoever. Of which command, it will be expected that all persons whatsoever take notice, and a accordingly, upon peril of being reputed and dealt withal as disturbers of the public Peace, whereof a very strict account be taken: And all Justices of the Peace, and other public Ministers, are required carefully to perform their duties on this behalf; as also to use their utmost endeavours to prevent and restrain all immodest and unhandsome demeanours of such as shall refer to the said Exchange, that so no just cause or offence be given to sober minds, nor any thing there acted dishonourable to Religion, or the Nation. Signed, Jo. Thurloe, Sec. The Letters from Scotland, say that the English are very active there, yet as vigilant as they are, the Highlanders on the one hand, and the Moss Troopers on the other, do much mischief in the very heart of the Country. Colonel Lilburne is expected to towards St. Johnston's, and then let those Desperadoes look to themselves, which have the business to attempt the fortifying of themselves betwixt that and . The English fleet being sent into the Downs, (to a considerable number) it is thought they will upon some speedy ; but the Dutch Fleet not being out at ) is the clearing of the coast of both North and West. The House this day the debate upon the Report made from the Committee 1. That it be represented to the Parliament as the best way and scandalous Ministers; that all the Counties divided into six Circuits (besides London and Middlesex, which I in my last) Commissioners into each Circuit, to join with four or six in every County (and each Riding in Yorkshire to be as a County) and that in every County the said persons or five of them (two of the Commissioners sent from hence being always present) be empowered to eject all Ministers (of that Country) that are not of good behaviour and holy in conversation, or that are not apt and able to teach, or in teaching hold not forth the faithful world; or be not diligent; or labour not in the Word and Doctrine, or be greedy of filthy lucre: And be also empowered to settle Godly and able persons to preach the Gospel in all void places, and to unite two or three Parishes together, so that none be above three miles from the public meeting place. 2. That it be presented to the Parliament, That Dr. Arrowsmith, Col. Goff, Maj , Mr. John Owen. Mr Tho Goodwyn, Mr. Ben of Dorchester, Mr. , Mr. Lockier, Mr. Caryl, Mr. Stephen Marshel, Mr. , Mr. Turner, Mr. Tomes, Mr. , Mr. , Mr. Jessey, Mr. Arthur Barnardiston, Mr. William Greenind, Colonel Campfield, Mr. Dyke, Mr. may be sent Commissioners by three in a Circuit, for ejecting and settling of Ministers, according to the Rules prescribed. 3. That all such aware or shall be approved for public Preachers of the Gospel in the public Meeting-places, shall have and enjoy the maintenance already by Law, and such other encouragement as the Parliament already hath appointed, or hereafter shall appoint: And that where any scruple payment of Tithes, the three next Justices of the Peace, or two of them, and by the Oaths of lawful witnesses, shall duly apportion the value of the said Tithes, to be paid either in Money or Land, by them to be set out according to the said value, to be held and enjoyed by him that was to have the said Tithes; and in case such approved value be not duly paid or enjoyed according to the Order of the said Justices, the Tithes shall be paid in kind; and shall be recovered in any Court of Record. 4. That upon hearing and considering what hath been offered to the Committee touching propriety in Tithes, of Incumbents, Rectors, Possessors of Donatives or propriate Tithes. It is the opinion of this Committee, and resolved to be reported to the Parliament: That the said persons have a legal propriety in Tithes. The House having spent several days in debate of the whole report, and especially of the first of the hour parts thereof; and the Question being put, That this house doth agree with the first Clause of the Report, it passed in the Negative. From Legorn the 28 of November, stilo novo. Three days since a ship of Marseilles bound for Smyrna with good store of money and other rich goods being come to an anchor near this place under the command of one of our Castles, was set upon by a Dutch man of war, who had seized on her had not our Castle with her great guns forced him away: We hear also that the Turks have lately taken two ships belonging to Marseilles, who were laden with provision and some ammunitions bound to relieve the Venetian Army in Candia. Linlithgow Decemb. 3 Upon the enemies' removal from Loughern they left 30 or 40 plundering Rogues that are sometimes in those parts towards Lough Tar, and the borders of Atholl: The Earl of Atholl had got some men to appear for the encouragement of their late Rendezvous, who would go no further with him but returned to their homes, and have engaged never to follow his Lordship more in such courses: The Gentry of the Country say, that Lord shall gang his own gate for them, in regard his entrance into this business was without the advice of any of his solid friends, and the chief ground was the confidence he had that 6000 foot, and 4000 horse, would speedily land in the North with monies and other materials from the Dutch: Most of his Tenants refuse to pay him any rent, which much startleth him and the Gentlemen with him in most parts also, men do run away faster from them than they raise them. The last Letters from Scotland assure us, That the insolence of the Highlanders, forced our Commander in chief (though the weather was unreasonable) to march from Stirling against them; but as as he appeared, they quitted their station, and towards , not daring to stand a shot, or strike one stroke. They increase their numbers daily in the Highlands, all They continue their excursions still, and expect the Lowlands. They have attempted to , but they will be to amongst them, but they expect Guards here , and so vanished, with occasion to give . Since the Parl. were pleased to put a period to their given authority, by resigning back their power; there hath been very many deliberations for a settling of the government of this Nation in and his Excellency the Lord General Cromwell and his Council of Officers being ; he made a most excellent, wise, gracious, and speech Religion towards God prudence towards distracted Nation: some things were transacted in order to , and sweet composure; the union of all Lord is much desired that so we down comfortably a safe and well grounded peace and there is a probability of a peace with the Dutch. General Monck is gone for the Downs, where the of the ships appointed of Guard, The Portugal Ambassadors ( coming to visit him on Tuesday night last, in women's ) but by the in of the Keepers Wednesday night, and ordered to be put into the Dungeon of the , for his Trial. There is published five new plays in one volume, viz. The matches; The , The Coarse Beggar; The : all written by Richard Brown. A Collection of these excellent to several of : written by John . Likewise a Poem called the Shepherd's Oracles, delivered in by Francis Quarls. And the Poems, of John Donne St. Paul's London; With Elegies on the Author's death to which is added divers under his own hand never before printed. All which are to be sold by John Sweeting, at the Angel in Popes-Head Alley. Licensed and Entered according to the late Act for Printing. London, Printed by R. WOOD, 1653.

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The General Rendezvous of the English and the Dutch Fleets, and the service to which they are designed with all expedition. Certain Letters touching the proceedings of the enemy in Scotland. The raising of an army of 330 Companies, and 120 Troops of Horse. The last intelligence from Charles Stuart, and the Duke of York. The concluding of a firm and lasting peace between England and Sweden with her Majesty's absent. The last news out of Holland, and from several other parts. From Wednesday May 3. to Wednesday May 10. 1654. This day Colonel Pride's Regiment (being about twelve hundred men marched from London to Barnet, in order to their long march for Scotland. The Ambassador from the King of Portugal had audience by his Highness the Lord Protector. The Articles of Peace agreed upon betwixt his Highness the Lord Protector and the States General of Holland, came this day out in print, they are 33 in number, and so long that they cannot be contained within this sheet. By Letters from our Fleet at Stokes Bay, it was advertised, that Gen. Pen was come unto them, and that there would be a general Rendezvous of the Fleet upon the Downs very speedily. The Ambassador from the King of Denmark intimated to his Highness the Lord Protector, that he had Letters credential from the King his Master, &c. whereupon His Highness appointed a day to give him audience, and yesterday he came to Whitehall in his Highness's coach, attended by Sir Oliver Fleming Master of the Ceremonies; his Highness coming forth, the Ambassador congratulated him in his place of Government, and seemed to acknowledge it a happiness that so much of the differences were taken up by the Treaty with the Dutch, and hoped all would conduce to a happy peace, to the advancement of the Protestant religion, and stopping the effusion of innocent blood. This appears very fair, but he had something more of State affairs, which he imparted in writing unto his Highness, and will afterwards be taken into consideration. The Yeomen of his Highness's Guard wait by turns monthly, Mr. Ingoldsby, brother to Col. Ingoldsby, is made Captain of the Guard. Many Arms are ordered to go for Ireland, the ship that carries them lies at Bulls Key in St. Katherine's. The East India Company have ordered that there shall be a general Court the tenth day of this instant May; at which time they are to consult in this time of peace, on the best ways they can for the advance of the East India trade. Deal, May 4. We understand by a vessel that is come hither, that General Pen is come to the fleet with some private instructions from his Highness's Council, and that within a few days there will be a general Rendezvous of our fleet upon the Downs: Tomorrow the narrow seas will be quiet and without danger of any acts of hostility betwixt the Hollanders and us (the Articles afterwards being in force) and if any Freebooters or Picaroons do appear, we shall take a course to sweep the English Coasts of such guests. Leith 1 May. We have little of action but what you have heard already, for the enemy avoids a general engagement in hopes to make themselves stronger: But when they hear that England and Holland are agreed many will fall off from them: in the meantime some discontented persons, as well soldiers as others, have stolen away to them, for which they may have time to repent hereafter. A small Hoy went lately from hence for London, with goods and rich furniture belonging to his Highness the Lord Protector. His Highness the Lord Protector, and her Highness Protectress will go tomorrow to Hampton Court. The Commissioners for Approbation and Trial of Ministers at Whitehall sate this day in debate of Presentations, and tomorrow they will sit upon Augmentations. From Cows in the Isle of Wight May 4. A Bark being come hither out of France, advises, That in her way homewards she met two of the State's Frigates, who hear the Conquet had met about 10 sail of small French ships, and had taken 5 of them, and were in pursuit of the rest being about 2 leagues from them, and very likely to take them. The Brest Pirates are very rife abroad, and have of late taken an English ship bound home from Morlex, laden with cloth going for London. Whereas by an Ordinance of the seventeenth of March last, intituled, An Ordinance for continuing the Excise, it is next after the rates therein specified, generally declared and provided, That other goods and Merchandizes (except Bullion, Corn, Victual, Arms, Ammunition, Ordnance of Brass or Iron imported or to be imported ) not specified or therein rated, should pay after the rate of five pounds per centum, according as the same are charged by the book of rates, for the Customs to be paid by the first buyer one shilling. Be it ordained, and it is hereby Ordained and declared by his Highness, with the advice and consent of his Council, That the said Clause be null and void, and instead thereof, be it hereby ordained and declared, That all other goods and Merchandizes mentioned in the book of Rates for the Customs, except Bullion, Corn, Victual, Arms, Ammunition, Ordnance of Brass or Iron, and wools of sheep) imported or to be imported which are not in the said Rates of Excise, before or otherwise charged, shall hereafter pay excise after the rates of five pounds per centum, to be paid by the first buyer from the Merchant or Importer, and the same is to be collected accordingly. And to the end the whole receipts of the Excise may be the better reduced into one Cash, and the charge and number of Officers thereby retrenched, It is hereby ordained by authority aforesaid, That from and after the 25 of March last, the Revenue of the Excise shall be but one Receipt, and so accounted for, and that all receipts and accounts heretofore taken or kept of any payments of Excise or new Impost, by virtue of any additional Act, Ordinance, or Order of Parliament, and designed to any separate uses or uses whatsoever, shall from thenceforth cease, and be void, and be brought and reduced to one general Cash and Public Revenue. Provided nevertheless, that the moiety of all Fines and Forfeitures, imposed and received since the 25 of March last, or that hereafter shall be imposed and received, shall be still kept in an account apart, and be paid out towards the maintenance of Widows and maimed Soldiers, according to Ordnance of Parliament of the 13 of July 1647. And it is hereby, for the further relief of Widows and maimed Soldiers, Ordained, That from and after the said 25 of March last, there shall be, out of the general Cash and Revenue of the Excise, allowed the certain yearly sum of 26260 l. to be paid weekly by equal proportions out of the said public Receipt unto such person or persons as is, are, or shall be appointed thereunto by his Highness and his Council, and be entrusted for employing and disposing thereof to the use aforesaid. Which said yearly sum of 26260 l. is to be in lieu of all and every sum and sums of money assigned by any Act, Ordinance or Order of Parliament out of any the receipts of the Excise, for relief of the said Widows and maimed Soldiers, other than the moiety of Fines and forfeitures before excepted; and the present Commissioners of the Excise, or any three of them, shall have power from time to time to issue out all moneys, either delivered over unto them, by the Commissioners preceding them, or which hath, or shall be received by them since the 25 of March last, according as they are or shall be directed by his Highness the Lord Protector and his Council, or by Authority thereof. And the said Commissioners for Excise, and their Sub-Commissioners are hereby empowered to make repayment of the Excise to any person whatsoever, for any goods imported upon the exportation thereof, in such sort as the late Commissioners might have done before the 25 of March last, It appearing unto them, that the duty of the said Goods have been fully paid; any former Clause, Article, or Provision to the contrary notwithstanding. By Letters from Holland it is advertised, That there is great joy at the proclaiming of the peace between England and them, and that the States have sent out orders, for the calling in of Freebooters, and above two hundred sail of Merchants men are going to trade abroad. By Letters from Madrid we hear, that the Spaniard is making great preparations for war, the same Letters that say their West India Fleet is very richly laden and expected at home the middle of June next. The Letters from Brussels say, that Francis Duke of Lorrain came to that City on the 4th of May, and after three days feasting and royal entertainment by the Archduke Leopoldus he set forward on his journey for Flanders. Dalkeith Apr. 25. Things are very quiet in these parts, Middleton and Morgan are yet in the same posture in the North, Middleton's numbers do rather decrease than increase, many daily go from him as others are flocking to him, and among the rest the Loughabrians. The Lord Craighall one of the Judges died at Edinburgh this day. Edinburgh, April 25. Intelligence was brought from the North on Saturday last, and met General Monk at Dakeith, informing, that Middleton had tired out Caithness, and Southerland and himself too, and was making his way through the Hills, places which we supposed unpassable, to avoid engaging us: Wherefore Colonel Morgan, who hath taken all opportunities he could lay hold on for that purpose, is like to be disappointed. The quarrel between the Earl of Glencairn, and Sir George Monroe (of which I doubt not but you have already had the particulars) hath occasioned further difference and many divisions amongst them, so that many of them are at Daggers drawing daily. There was also great strife between Sir Arthur Forbes, the Lord Kenmore and Glengary: General Middleton hath sent Glengary with 500 foot into the West; his design is, as it is supposed, to force the people there and in the Western Islands to rise, for the inhabitants of Loughaber do refuse to rise, until they receive command from the Marques of Argyle, or his son the Lord Lorn. Colonel Morgan marched to Tain, and saw the Enemy, but could not get to them, for that he wanted Boats, and the water being broad and very impetuous; so that he is now come back to Dingwel to quarter. Middleton was very angry with Glencairn and the rest for marching into Southerland without Orders, for he would have had them slayed in Ross, to have kept open the pass. But the naked truth of the business is, they durst not stay, fearing lest our horse and foot, which were not then far from them, should fall into their quarters. Some Letters from Holland say, That the Royal party boast much of the good success which Middleton hath had in Scotland, that of late there had been a great fight, wherein Middleton was crowned with victory, having killed Colonel Morgan. They also report, that a Spanish man of War hath seized upon an English Merchant ship, and carried her into Dunkirk. From Portsmouth May 3. This day our Fleet was under sail in Stokes Bay and put forth to sea, we conceive they are gone for the Downs, there are yet some remaining here, which will soon be ready to follow the main fleet. From Deal May 4. Here are arrived a great number of our State's ships, and the rest is expected tomorrow, this being the place it is said for the general Rendezvous. Here are yet many Merchants' ships, who will not venture to sea without a strong convoy, until the Letters of Mart be called in, General Pen is expected here on Tuesday next, or sooner. To close up this week we had further the welcome news of the agreement between the Queen of Swedeland and our Ambassador the Lord Whitlock, as by Letters from Upsal April 8. whereof one in the words following. Sir, I sent unto you about a fortnight since, but having very little news in that letter, I was resolved to make you amends in this, (though in a few words) by acquainting you that our Treaty with the Queen of Swedeland is concluded, and the next week to be signed, I hope as well to the advantage of the Nation, as the particular satisfaction of my Lord Ambassador, who (by that time you can receive this Letter) will be advancing homeward, I hope that after our attendance here in a very hard winter, our tedious journeys and voyages backward and forward, and bringing home with us the alliance of so considerable a people as Swedeland may be to England, we shall find a general welcome, at the least by all our friends. This day we understood that about twenty Pinks and small ships are newly come into the River of Thames, with several sorts of Merchandize, we have also a great number of Merchant men, going out some for the Canaries, others for Hamburg and other parts. Tomorrow we hear that our fleet keep their Rendezvous upon the Downs, and the Dutch Rendezvous near the Texel. The Brest men of war have done some late prejudice to us in the West, they rage exceedingly now, for that they think their time is short, we hear that a squadron of our Fleet are to sail Northward, to prevent the coming over into Scotland to the enemy, any arms, ammunition, or forces. Admiral Van Trump is yet with his Squadron about the Straits. You will shortly hear of some design, that the gallant Fleets of these high and considerable Commonwealths, will fall upon some honourable action. By Letters from Newcastle it is advertised, that a great fleet of Colliers, are laden coming away for London. The last Letters from Paris say, that Charles Stuart and the Duke of York are yet there, the news of the peace with Holland makes their friends backwarder in supplying them than ever they were; neither is the difference between Charles Stuart and Rupert taken up yet; Cardinal de Retz remaineth a close prisoner at Nantes, we hear of an English Merchant ship cast away by storm near to Sicily. The Marshal de Grance hath raised an army of 330 foot Companies, and 120 Troops, Several Letters to Merchants and others confirm the intelligence, that a firm and lasting peace is now concluded betwixt England and Sweden. The Articles will not be published before the Lord Ambassador Whitlock is returned into England, which if the wind serve may be about a month or six weeks. There is not any news yet of any such great fight in Scotland, as some have reported, for the enemy keep up in the hills and places inaccessible, where our men cannot come at them for the present, but if they would come out and fight a quick period would be put to that business. London, Printed by E. Alsop 1654.

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The Speech of his Excellency the Lord Ambassador from the most illustrious and high-born Prince, Lewis King of France and Navar, and his Message and Letters Credential, presented to his highness the Lord Protector, yesterday, being the 28 of this instant March, upon his receiving Audience. The dividing of the English Navy into four Squadrons, the clearing of the narrow seas of the French, Dutch, and Irish Picaroons, and the number of ships taken. The violent proceedings of the Highlanders, and the manner of their descending and falling in amongst the Lowlanders. The English Fleet are divided into four Squadrons, the better to scour and secure the Narrow Seas, they are excellently well equipped, and as bravely manned: Nothing wanting, but a resolute Enemy to fight then; which neither curled Waves, nor Weltick Ocean can bear in case the Belgic Cannons be silenced. They have already forced the Pirates, Rovers, and Irish Picaroons, from Brest to Toulon in France, where they have now time enough to sing the second part to the same tune, O bone, O bone. We have taken another of their men of War, and a Dutch Merchant laden with extraordinary good commodities. And Fame reports, that they have taken another of ours, In skits. Col. Ferry's Regiment of horse is designed to relieve the Lord Fleetwood's from the Guards at the Mewes, the Roads, &c. This day about 100 Colliers came safe into the River of Thames, and it is already ordered by many of the honest Woodmongers to sell their Coals for eight pence per bushel. Presents us with variety of strange News from the Royal stamp, to wit, First, that Gen. Middleton has sent a fiery Summons, and a flaming Declaration to the whimsy-pated Jockies, to come in to his assistance, for the service of their King and Country: but 'tis possible, but that they may be soon stifled with the smoke of our guns. 2 That there is a great army preparing in Germany to land suddenly: but when, and where, the Lord knows. And thirdly, that their good mickle Gentleman valiant James, second son to the late King of Great Britain, was to command in chief, &c. The truth of which we question: though many are pleased to whet their sharp appetites upon that ancient saying, That there is never no smoke, but there is some fire: and already begin to chew the Cud upon the Ordinance, this day extant, for continuing an Act for impressing of Seamen, viz. Be it ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, with the advice and consent of his Council, That one Act of Parliament, entitled An Act for laying an imposition upon Coles, towards the building and maintaining ships for guarding the Seas; And all powers and clauses therein contained be, and are hereby continued, and shall and do stand in full force, until the 26. day of March, 1655. HEN. SCOBEL, Clerk of the Council. Be it ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, That one Act of Parliament entitled an Act for impressing of Seamen, And all powers and clauses therein contained, be, and are hereby revives, and shall continue and stand in full force, until the first day of Novemb. 1654. HEN. SCOBEL, Clerk of the Council. Whereas by an Act of the late Parl. on the behalf of Idiots and Lunatics, it was, among other things, enacted, That the Bills for passing of the Custodies of the said Idiots & Lunatics, should be signed by the Council of State before the Commissioners of the great Seal of England, should pass the same under the said Seal; And whereas that Council is since dissolved, Be it Ordained by his highness the Lord Protector, by and with the advice and consent of his Council, That the Chancellor, Keeper, or Commissioners of the great Seal for the time being, do not pass the said Subsidier under the Great Seal, before the same be signed by his Highness the Lord Protector, and that the same so signed by his Highness, shall be a sufficient Warrant for passing the same under the said Great Seal, any Law, Statute, Act, Ordinance, or Custom to the contrary thereof in any wise notwithstanding. HEN. SCOBEL, Clerk of the Council. The great Fleet of colliers from Newcastle are now come safe into the River of Thames; and the price is already ordered by many, to sell them for eight pence a bushel: in pursuance whereof Proclamation hath been made at Westminster, and the said price is stated & put in execution. Twelve of this fleet were stranded by the Hollander, who have taken a Vessel belonging to Yarmouth laden with Wine, coming from Bordeaux; but they purchased her at a deer rate: for having taken excess of the juice of Grapes, they steered headlong among the Rocks at Hartlepool, where they all received shipwreck, and the Vessel was torn in pieces. His Highness the Lord Protector, and his Council, have passed an Ordinance appointing Commissioners for approbation of public Preachers; and for prevention of all scandalous and popish intruders it is ordained, That every person who shall from and after the 25 of March instant be presented, nominated, chosen or appointed to any Benefice (formerly called Benefice with Care of Souls) or to preach any public settled Lecture in England or Wales, shall, before he be admitted into any such Benefice or Lecture, be adjudged and approved by the persons hereafter named, to be a person for the grace of God in him, his holy and unblameable Conversation as also for his knowledge an utterance, able and fit to preach the Gospel and that after the said 25 of March, no person, but such as shall upon such approbation be admitted shall take any public Lecture or Benefice as aforesaid &c. Francis Rous Esq; Dr. Tho. Goodwin Dr. John Owen, M. Thankful Owen, Dr. Arrowsmith, Dr. Muckney, Dr. Horton, M. Joseph, Caryl M. Pinlip Nyl William Carter, M. Sidrach Simpson, M. William Greenhill, M. William Strong, M. Thomas Manton, M. Samuel Slater M. Cooper M. Marshal, M. Tombes, M. Cradock, M. Fairclogh, M. Hugh Peters, M. Sterrey, M. Bamford, M. Valentine, M. Jeffee, M. Obadiah Sedgwick, M. Nic Lockie, M. Russel M. Dyke, M. Campfield, Rob. Tichborn Alderman of London Mark Hltley Thomas Wood, John Sadler, Wil. Goff, Tho. St. Nicholas, Wil. Packer, and Edw. Cresset Esquires. These, or any five of them, are appointed commissioners for such approbation and admission as is abovesaid, and upon death or removal of any of them, others shall from time to time be nominated in their places by the Lord Protector and his Successors, by advice of his Council, in the interval of Parliaments; and sitting the Parliament, by the Protector and Parliament: And the said Commissioners, or any five or more of them, met together in some certain plan of the city of London or Westminster, as his Highness shall appoint, are hereby authorized to judge and take knowledge of the ability and fitness of any person so presented, chosen, or appointed, according to the qualification above-mentioned; & upon their approbation of such his ability and fitness, to grant unto such person admission to such Benefice or Lecture by an Instrument in Writing, under a common Seal to be appointed by his Highness, and under the hand of the Register or Registers for the time being, and to be also nominated by the Lord Protector and his Successors; which Instrument the said Register or Registers shall cause to be entered in a book for that purpose, and kept upon Record. From Uppsala in Sweden thus: The Treaty goes on, but slowly; yet doubtless, if the Transactions between England and Holland take effect, they will soon be quickened in new Councils; for her Maj. promiseth fair to the L. Whitlock; and hath revived her former Overtures of resigning up the Government to her Successor, and desires the liberty of retiring into privacy. The great Taxes upon the people is conceived will push them forward to some notable design, which causeth the Senators to sit very close in council. They are consulting what Answer to return to her Majesty's Proposals, for resigning up the Crown and Sceptre, to her Successor, or Lord Protector. But by another Abstract we are given to understand, that the Marriage between the King of Scots, and her Royal Majesty is, ratified and agreed upon by the Princes and Peers of the General Assembly at the Dyet, withal, that the great Duke of Holstein is to marry the Lady Elizabeth Princess of Orange. Alas! alas! too high fortunes, to be interwoven with so fatal and deplorable conditions: For, the Post Letters of a later date, sayeth, that the Queen's inclination is to merit the King of the Romans, eldest Son to the Emperor of Germany; but that business being deterred by the Council, 'tis probable she will again renew her former Proposals for to centre in Solitudes. Notwithstanding, the hearts of her Subjects are exceeding averse to the change of Government, and with great acclamations of joy sounds forth her praises with a cordial and loyal Echo, Indeed, seldom comes a better; for Changes and Mutations, are the Forerunners of a fatal Catastrophe and Depopu8lations. but mum! not a word more, O it would vex a Dog to see a Pudding creep. Hi Highness the Lord Protector being not very well, takes the morning Air often: he lies again at the Cock-pit, but intends ere long, for his new Palace, so soon as all things can be made ready for his accommodation. The old Trade still goes on, and a Brew-house is erecting. The Dutch Letters going from Southwark towards Dover, on Monday morning last about 3 of the clock, was seized and broke open by 5 Hectorian Knights of Fortune, within a mile of S. George's Church; but finding no moneys in the Mail, broke open the Letters, cast them upon the ground, and turned the Messenger back again, with a Belgic Flea in his ear. Some of these Letters made mention of a final Agreement between the two Republics of England and Holland. And Monsieur Bordeaux Neusuille, Ambassador from the King of France, was brought in state through the City on the 27 instant, to Sir Abraham Williams in the Palace-yard: He is to receive audience on the 28 instant. From Dublin thus: The Lord Henry Cromwell, when he comes back to you will confute those false Reports that were raised of us here, he having had a reception as a Prince, with 300 horse out of the City (most of them Citizens) with bonfires at night throughout the City. No news, but that upon a mere invitation the City should so solemnly observe a Day of fasting and humiliation, and it is wished that the Country this day fortnight may keep it no worse: for we have great cause to bury our mouths in the dust for our notorious sins so boldly and impenitently practised among us, and to consider the Rod of God upon us, in an universal Drought for some years, and still continued threatening famine and mortality: for, true it is, that in the North of England, and several other parts of this Nation, the Springs, River, and Brookes, are almost dry for 20 miles distant. O then consider! By a Letter from Harwich it is advertised, that there is a Dutch ship, of 400 Ton, laden with Pitch, Tar, Masts, and Iron, to a great value brought in thither, taken by a private man of War. The Lord Protector set forth a Declaration, inviting the People of England and Wales, to a solemn day of fasting and humiliation, and ordered that Friday the 24 instant should be set apart for the cities of London and Westminster; and the same day fortnight for all the Counties in general in England and Wales. The Causes are, first, the common notorious sins impenitently practised amongst us. Secondly, the present long drought, threatening famine and mortality. The sins taken notice of by his Highness are, Notwithstanding the just Liberty Spiritual and Civil, God hath procured by his own people, yet want of humble walking in the virtue of Christ, or to communicate that liberty one to another. Or thankfully to acknowledge our liberty of worshipping God in hotness, want of brotherly love Not owning one another for the grace of God more than form: Not seeking the Kingdom of Christ within us, before one without us. Listening to false Christs: Temporal Rule for Saints. A crying up of the Spirit, with a neglect of Love, and the other fruits of the Spirit: And an evil carriage towards them without: crying down Ministers that have a large seal of their Ministry, want of old Puritan self denial; Mercy to the poor, uprightness, justice, and contending for the Faith once delivered to the Saints, as it ought to be apostasizings of many running after notions and fancies against Magistracy, Ministry, Scriptures, and Ordinances, contempt of the gospel, and sincere Professors of it, even for the Image of Christ in them. Oaths, Drunkenness, Revellings, and all manner of licentiousness. And the impunity of these things, through neglect of the Magistracy in several parts of the Nation. On Monday, being the 27 of this instant March, there came a Post from Scotland, intimating, That the Royal part increaseth, and that Gen. Middleton endeavours to raise Southerland, Caithness, and the county of Ross, and so to drain the Country, even as a Sponge sucketh in Water, of all the able, stout, and resolute hearts, that are able to bear Arms from sixteen to sixty; with a Resolution to descend down into the Lowlands: for indeed, they grow numerous, and swell up as a Snow-Ball doth in its rolling; but may as soon dissolve again in the like Element. The Lord Seaforth hath raised his number to seven hundred, the Earl of Athol five hundred, Co. Forbs five hundred, and the last general Rendezvous, no less than seven thousand horse and foot they spake themselves to be completely armed, but have not obtained as yet the silver Instrument, which is the life of the Cause, and the very sinew of War: but their expectation is great from Germany, and for aught I know, long looked for may come at last: in the interim, they march towards our Borders, forcing their Levies throughout their march. And the Names of the chief Commanders are as followeth, viz. Gen. Middleton, commander in chief. Saundy Glencarn, General of the Horse. The Earl of Athol General of the Foot. The Lord Kenmore, Lieutenant General. Sir George Monroe, General Major. Sir Arthur Forbs, General of the Ordnance. Col. Hinderson, commander in chief of the Bow-men. Col. Dyler, commander in chief of the Bow-men. Col. Sinclair, Engineer. Col. Crawford. Col. Hume, And divers other eminent Officers. From Scotland it is further advertized, That Col. Morgan hath sent a Letter to Gen. Middleton, declaring, That it was not unknown what amicable ways they had used, to avoid the effusion of Christian blood since they came into those parts, which though hitherto had been ineffectual, yet they should endeavour the same; showing further, That their Arms were still stretched out ready to embrace them, whenever God should incline them to come in; and that they sought not domination over them, to enslave them, nor to depress them in any lawful way, but to carry on the Lord's Work: And that if they would still be blinded, and persist in the gainsaying and opposing, then what further misery befell their Nation by famine or sword, would lie heavy upon them. This Letter (though favouring so much of integrity and ingenuity) met with nothing of like nature from their Adversaries; for immediately thereupon, an Answer was returned; which being briefly contracted, the genuine sense take as followeth; That in case they were not in a capacity against the unjust proceedings of the English, yet were they in a capacity to suffer, and should submit to God's Will, either by doing or suffering, until the time of their deliverance come; and that if it were their happiness to perish in their Duty and Loyalty, it would be a sufficient mercy to them: and when the persecution had arrived to its height, their captivity should be returned. But doubtless, but that in time we shall be able to put a Hook into the Nostrils, and a Bridle into the mouths of these high and mighty Youngsters, who threaten nothing but fire and sword to all that shall oppose them. There has been a Summons sent to the castle of Lough by col. Morgan, in the name of the Lord Protector, demanding a rendition. But the Governor returned Answer, That as for the castle it stood upon a Rock, and as for the Lord Protector he knew no such man: in consideration whereof, he was resolved to dispute the Walls by Inches and to fight it out to the last man. The 28 instant, the French Ambassador had Audience before his Highness the Lord Protector, at which time, upon presenting of his Letters Credential from his Master the King, he made a very learned and excellent Oration, touching his Embassy, and the renewing of a more stricter League and Union between both Nations. Of which, more in our next.

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Csar in the 16 year of his age lost his father Lucius Csar, who died suddenly at Pisa in Italy; and in the year following being elected Flamen Dialis (which was the great Priest of Jupiter) he cast off Cossutia (a Gentlewoman born, but very wealthy affianced unto him during his Childhood; and espoused Cornelia the daughter of Cinna, four times Consul, (the which without question was, that he might have the assistance of his father in law, to back him in his great attempt) who bare unto him soon after, his daughter Julia: neither could he be forced by any means, by Sylla the Dictator, to put her away: whereupon being deprived of his dignity, losing the Dowry in the right of his wife, and forfeiting all his heritages descended unto him from his lineage and name, he was reputed one of the contrary faction; insomuch as he was constrained to hide his head: and albeit the Quartain Ague hung sore upon him, to change almost every night his starting holes, wherein he lurked; yea and to redeem himself with a piece of money out of the Inquisitors hands that made search for him: you may perceive that this was the cause that Csar was of a contrary faction to Sylla, who chastised Csar out of a religious pretence, the better to cloak his enmity to Csar, who he much feared might one day overtop him in his usurpation. At this time may be discerned, that the Roman Commonwealth was declining in virtue, for that the Inquisitors took Bribes: it is a fit time for Tyrants and Usurpers to thrive, when a Commonwealth is degenerated in virtue, everyone seeketh a particular good, and not a public good, else such Weeds would be pulled up before they grow too big. Whilst Csar was in this exile, the religious Vestal-Virgins mediate for his liberty, and that he may be received into favour. by the mean of Marcus Aurelius, and Aurelius Cotta, his near kinsfolk, and allied unto him, he obtaineth pardon of Sylla after much denial; who when he granted the request of those worshipful persons, said, Go to my Masters, take him to you, since you will needs have it so: but know withal, that he whose life and safety you so much desire, will one day be the overthrow of the Nobles, whose side you have taken with me. Csar did very cunningly in this, that he employed the Vestal Virgins, whose charge it was to keep the holy fire that it went not out. In those days Religious Orders had a great influence over the greatest in power: since that those in power have by them had great power over the people, they have not esteemed of Religion any further then a Cloak. But here Sylla prophesieth of Csar that one day he should destroy the Nobility. There might a great question arise, Whether that the end of Csar or Sylla was the better. Sylla he striveth to defend the Nobility! It is probable that the Nobility did at that time Tyrannize: for if they had not discontented the people, there had been no footing for Csar to undertake what he intended. Certain it is, that the Commonwealth at that time would not have suffered so much, if Sylla had prevailed, for that his assistants were a rich Nobility; as it did when Csar made himself Lord of Empire, for that his assistants were all poor and hungry, who raked and scraped more than those that were already full would have done. Csar made use of the discontents of the people as a footstep to ascend, together with pretending to ease them from servitude: he always, until he attained the Empire, pretended all that he did to be in favour of the people, which begot in them the more Willingness to assist him. A people are always deceived by these two Vizards, viz. pretence of Liberty, and Religion. Csar being restored to liberty, doth go to the wars in Asia, in the Domestical Retinue of Thermius the Pretor: by whom being sent into Bythinia to levy a fleet, he made his abode with King Nicomedes, by whom it was supposed he suffered his body to be abused: after which, at the taking of Mitylian, Thermus honoured him with a Civic: Garland: which was an Ornament that Generals of the field were honoured with. It was made of Oak-leaves bearing Mast: it was also an honour that everyone had that saved the life of a Citizen of Rome, for which Csar was honoured with it. This was the first undertaking of Csar in the wars: he being one of the Domestical Retinue of Thermus the Pretor. The Roman young Gentlemen were always trained up in martial affairs: in the same manner, to attain knowledge, did attend the Generals, & Lieut. Generals of armies in their Pavilions, and were as their familiar companions. After this, he was a soldier under Servilius Isauricus in Cicilia, but it was not long: he conceived that to attain the Empire it must be by Arms, therefore it was requisite that he should attain to the experience of arms; he left this undertaking, hearing of the death of Sylla, in hope of the new dissention that was set on foot by M. Lupidius, he returned in all haste to Rome. This dissention was occasioned by Lupidius, being a Consul, who went about to alter the Laws and Acts that Sylla had established: the which kindled a new civil war. For all this, he did forbear to join with Lupidius, though he was often thereunto solicited; For that Lupidius was of a variable and inconstant disposition, and for that then was not a fit time for him to attempt what he intended: the Commonwealth could then have been settled and quieted with small forces: his design was to increase the troubles of the Commonwealth, and put a necessity on the Commonwealth to make use of great forces to allay the troubles thereof. So that his design was to pretend the service of the Commonwealth, and so obtain the conduct of those Forces, by which one day he might fasten obedience, or his intended servitude, upon the Commonwealth with the Commonwealth's Arms he made himself Lord of the Commonwealth. Howbeit, when that the discord, occasioned by Lupudius, was appeased, he judicially accused for extortion Cornelius Dolobbly, a man who had been Consul, and had triumphed. In this he took an effectual course to his rising, to remove out of his way those that might be hurtful to him, or hinder him in his intended usurped Tyranny. When one that is in power is accused for injustice, if he that accuseth be in any sort powerful, or in any credit with the people, his Authority is soon weakened, and afterwards brought to a Bar to receive the sentence of death, by him that not only jumps into his place, but also cloatheth himself with his iniquity also; and by this means disquieteth the Commonwealth, doth the same and worse and pretends that the State of the Commonwealth necessitates him thereto; if any should say otherwise, he is made a Traitor, and a seditious person: he being now at the top is the only person to judge of the necessities of the Commonwealth; Who whilst he was rising, made every man the Image. He who helpeth him, whilst he is obtaining what he aimeth at that medleth with everything, though accounted never so sacred is esteemed for a public -minded man; but he that medleth, after he hath obtained the Empire, is accounted a busybody and a dangerous person. Csar faileth in his attempt against Dolobblla, who was found not guilty, and acquitted, by which Csar received much disgrace; he to avoid the hatred of the people, for his accusing so honourable and worthy a person, determineth to fly to the City of the Rhodes, where he intended to learn the Art of Oratory under Apollonius Molon, the most renowned Rhetorician in those days. People are usually carried away with a good opinion of those that have success in their attempt: to tyrannise , with a disesteem and hated of those that have ill success; of Csar had cast Dolobblla he had gained reputation, his not casting of him brings a disrepute upon himself; if Csar had failed in his attempt of the Empire, he had been brought to a Bar and lost his head as a Traitor, but he not failing, bringeth his legal opposers to the same place and punishment that himself deserved. Csar faileth in his accusation, therefore suffereth disgrace; perhaps it was for want of being a good Orator; for always the best judgements and quickest wits are none the best Orators, but to supply that defect he undertook to learn that art, to add his other good parts, which he intended to employ to an evil end and purpose: he intends to rise by the people, in his rising to make music to their ears, by fair words and promises inviteth them to expect Liberty, instead thereof behold Slavery. The end of the first Chapter. From Tuesday May 16. to Tuesday May 23, 1654. I, by virtue of the Authority to me given by his Highness, and his Council, do declare, That all such persons that are now in Rebellion, (except such as are excepted in the Acts of Grace) who shall within twenty days after the publication hereof, come in, and submit him or themselves, to the Governor of the next English Garrison, and give good security for his, or their future peaceable living, shall be, and is hereby in his and their persons freely pardoned, for any offence, spoil, or plunders committed by him or them in this present rebellion, (the killing of any person in cool blood only excepted,) And I do declare, That if any Parents, Brethren, or Tutors who have assisted or connived at any of their sons, brothers or pupils to render themselves and give security, as aforesaid, shall within twenty days after publication hereof, cause their said sons, brothers or pupils, to render themselves and give security, as aforesaid, that then the said Parents, Brethren, and Tutors, who have so offended, are hereby freely pardoned; But if otherwise, then the said Parents, brethren, and Tutors, who have so offended, shall be imprisoned during the time the said persons do remain in Rebellion. And in regard divers persons who are now in rebellion, and who have lived remote from their friends, but could not probably break out into Rebellion, without the knowledge or consent of some of the Inhabitants of that Parish of Presbytery where he or they last lived, before their breaking forth; I do therefore hereby declare, That if the said Parish or Presbytery where he or they last lived, procure the said person or persons so broken forth hereof, and give security, as aforesaid, that then the Parish or Presbytery so offending, is hereby pardoned; But if otherwise, I do hereby impose upon the said Parish, or Presbytery, two shillings six pence a day for each Horseman, and ten pence o day for each Footman, so broken into Rebellion, over and above their ordinary Sesse, out of the said Parish or Presbytery, which the Governor of the next English garrison is hereby authorized to levy and receive monthly, during the time the said persons shall so continue in Rebellion. And I do likewise hereby empower all the good people of this Nation, to apprehend all such person and persons as are, or hereafter shall break out into rebellion, or attempt so to do, and safely him or them to the Governor of the next English garrison; and in case of resistance, to take such weapons as they can get, and to fight the said person, or persons, and if they shall kill any of the said persons so resisting, they shall not be questioned for the same, but (on the contrary) shall receive as a reward of their good service, all such monies, goods, horse, and clothes, as the said rebellious persons are then possessed of, besides full satisfaction for their pains and travel therein. And in regard this present Rebellion hath been principally contrived, fomented, and is now obstinately maintained by Major General Middleton, the Earl of Athol, the Earl of Seaforth, Viscount Kenmore, Donald, McDonald Lord of Glencary, and Major Gen: Dayell. I do hereby therefore Declare, That what person or persons soever of this Nation (except such as are before excepted) shall kill any of the said principal contrivers, or shall deliver any of them prisoner to any Governor of any English garrison, the said person or person or persons so killing, or bringing prisoner, as aforesaid, shall not only be pardoned for any thing he or they have acted in this late Rebellion, but also receive a reward of his good service, the sum of 200 hundred pounds sterling for every person so killed or brought prisoner, as aforesaid. And lastly, for the encouragement of all peaceable and well affected people, both English and Scots, I do also hereby declare, That what damage shall be done to their persons, goods or gear, for their good affection to the Public, the same shall be again repaired out of the estates of such as have done the damage, or out of the estates of the friends and harbourers of such wrongdoers, or out of the Parish, Presbytery, or Shire where the wrong is done, in case they do not apprehend the said Offenders, or give the English forces such timely notice thereof, that the said Offenders may be apprehended by them. And I do hereby require all Provosts, Bailiffs, and chief Officers of Headburghs, in their several Burghs, to cause these presents to be duly published and posted up, according to the usual form, and to certify their doings therein to me, in writing under his or their hand. Given under my hand at Dalkeith, this 4 of May, 1651: George Monk. Col. Venables, and Col. Ingolsby are come from Ireland, and have presented their addresses from the Council there, to the Lord Protector. General Blake being come to Town from the Fleet, he with the Lord Mayor, and some of the Council dined this day with the Lord Protector, General Pen is with the Fleet in the Downs, the Northern squadron that convey the Coals will shortly be there, God willing, the Brest men are out, and do mischief upon the Western coasts. 1. That they use their utmost endeavour for the propagating of the Romish Catholic Religion. 2. That they celebrate the Feast of S. Joseph as the rest of the Patrons of the Kingdoms used to do. 3. That they pay a considerable sum to the Emperor for the maintenance of his Household Officers, Ambassadors, Residents and Attendants. 4. That they pay their proportion for maintenance of the frontier places of Hungaria. 5. That they continue the maintenance of the Imperial Forces quartered in that Kingdom, and pay those which his Majesty shall disband. 6. That they suffer not the importation of foreign salt without paying the usual Customs and Duties. 7. That they neither suffer the importation, nor in anything the use of the bad Turkish wool. 8 That they shall incessantly cause the River of Elve to be made navigable as far as this Town. 9. That they perform whatsoever hath been agreed on in former Assemblies touching the other Affairs of the Kingdom. On Friday was published an Ordinance intituled, an Ordinance for the explanation of an Ordinance formerly published intituled An Ordinance for the mending of Highways, which was that no Cart or Wagon should be drawn with more then six oxen and an horse: or five horses to exceed that number penalties are provided therein: Now it is provided by the aforementioned, that it shall not extend to the drawing of Ordinance for the Army, or Timber for the use of the Navy: and such Draughts as have a Pass under the Lord Protector, or the President of the Council, or the Commissioners of the Navy, or under the hand of the Governor of any Garrison. From Gettenburgh by Letters of the 24 April thus. The Lord Ambassador hath finished the Treaty with the Queen of Sweden, and the Parliament there is to sit the first of May, and Oxenstern is to be sent Ambassador into England, with a great attendance. From Dalkieth Gen. Monk hath published his Declaration, and Middleton continueth still at Caithness. From Jersey by Letters that some of Mariners of the English Navy, went ashore near St. Maloes, where some of the Country rise upon them and slue some of them. From Deal, several Hollanders and Zealanders are come upon the Coast to Trade. Reader, thou mayest wonder that in this discourse, I should undertake to prove Csar a Tyrant and a Usurper, my Author sayeth little better of him in these words, and for that he assumed the Supreme authority and altered the Laws of his Country; the Gods as a just reward due for his so doing, permitted him to be slain in that sort he was, I shall not commit treason against him in my undertaking, I am told he is dead long since; I have much wondered oftentimes to read of Flatterers, that have to those in power said, Sir you are like Csar; when it would better become them to be like Timolion at Corinth: to be like Csar is in effect to say they deserve to be killed by Brutus as he was: by this small work thou shalt see the picture of all Governments and Governors: if they be just and good thou mayest see how far they differ, thou mayest judge colours by their contrary, and if not contrary how near they are one unto another comparing, the lives of 12 Csars I shall go through in the like manner, as is here undertaken in this on sheet: it shall perform the work intended in the Observations on Aristotle's Politicks, the which shall within 3 month be published Observations on the first book entire without news. Of this work one chap. of the Commentary in one half sheet and the news of these times in the other half sheet, shall be published on upon Tuesday, and another on Friday weekly: the which thou mayest separate, and they will be two distinct Histories. London printed, and are to be sold by R. Moon, at the 7 Stars in Paul's Churchyard:

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From Thursday, May 18. to Thursday, May 25. 1654. COL: Morgan quarters about the River Tane, guarding all the Passes, that (if possible) he may prevent the Enemy from making way Southward, if anything of that nature should be attempted. But as yet there is no likelihood of that; for the enemy are as yet in Parties remote from each other, Middleton one way, and Glencairn another. Besides, out Intelligencers agree, that their number diminisheth. Middleton's brother, with some few Officers, and a party of Soldiers, ventured down upon some parrt of our Forces, which were roused and repelled, and most of them taken; among others, the brother of Middleton. The General hath hanged up two lately as Spies, and caused an Inn in Musselborough, which received & concealed them, to be burnt down to the ground. He marched yesterday from hence toward Sterling, and thence he goes to take the field. Since the concluding of the Dutch peace, the enemy is much broken in point of resolution, and their Adherents and Favourers are not so ranting, as heretofore, in their expressions; for they were made still to believe, that great supplies would be brought them out of the Low-Countries. Preparations are now in a manner completed, for carrying on his Majesty's service in the field; the Prince of Conti is gone hence with considerable Recruits toward Catalonia, which being united with the old Forces, will much expedite the affairs of that Kingdom or Province. The Fortifications go on still on all sides, upon the sea-coasts of this Kingdom, because of the English Fleet, which put France upon its guard, because a great storm hovers upon the sea, and none knows where it will fall, nor will these fears and jealousies be over, till it be known what the issue of the French Treaty will be in England. Upon this consideration it is, that Charles Stuart and his brothers, take encouragement, and are not without such shows of countenance and favours from this Court, as Complement and Courtship amounts to. They have been revisited by them; and no doubt but many more the like complements will pass between them, till it be known how things will go between your Lord Protector and this Kingdom; and if there be not Peace in the close of this Negotiation, then perhaps the Stuarts may continue here, and receive more respects than formerly, in hope use may be made of them and their broken Interest, to your disturbance and vexation. Hence it is that many stories are spread beforehand concerning the Royal Affairs in the Scottish Highlands, where Middleton (they say) hath gathered together a very great force, and is marched thence to the Lowlands: But how true is this, we shall know in time. Nothing is omitted that may represent the Scots formidable, and the English contemptible. In sum, the matter is clear, that if you and the French agree not, then France will endeavour to renew the old game, by creating you all the troubles they can in Scotland, and make use of it as a Back door to vent their designs upon England, as in the days of yore. But the voice here is, that there is hope of peace with the English, and it is desired much the more, because of your conclusion with Holland, and the rest of the United Provinces. The Campania is now ready to begin here, and Marshal Tureine is ready to advance toward the General Rendezvous; and the more expedition will be used, because of the forwardness of the Archduke, the Lorainers, and the Prince of Conde. In the meantime, the Court is dissolved in mirth and Comedy, and the King's day of Coronation at Rheims, which now draws on, is ushered in with Balls and Masques, and Stage-plays, at which none (or very few) of the Princes of the Blood will be present. May 19 Was published the following Ordinance: Whereas by an Ordinance, entitled, An Ordinance for better amending and keeping in repair the Common Highways within this Nation, among other things, It is Ordained, That if any wagons, carts or carriages wherein any burdens of dead commodities or wares shall at any time from and after the first day of May, then next be drawn upon any such Highways, Roads or Streets, with above five Horses, or Mares, or six Oxen and one Horse or Mare, in any one cart for any Constable or Surveyor of Highways, or other Inhabitant in any Parish where such Laden wagon, cart or carriage shall pass and be drawn as aforesaid, to distrain and seize all such supernumerary horses, mares or oxen, as he shall find in any such wagon, cart or carriage over and above the number five horses or mares, or six oxen and one Horse or Mare respectively to detain and keep, until such owner or driver have paid and answered into the hands of the Surveyors of highways within the parish where such Distress and Seizure shall be made, or one of them, the sum of twenty shillings for every such supernumerary horse, mare or ox. Be it now ordained by his Highness the Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, &c. by and with the consent of his Council, That the said Ordinance, or any clause therein contained, shall not extent to any cart or carriages at any time used in the conveying, draught or carriage of any ordinance, timber or artillery, of any sort or kind whatsoever, for the use of the Army or Navy, but that such carts, draughts or carriages may be drawn with any number of horses or oxen necessary for the drawing thereof, without incurring any of the penalties in the said Ordinance mentioned, or without any stop, molestation or disturbance of any Constable, Officer, or other person whatsoever, anything in the said Ordinance to the contrary notwithstanding. Provided, that such persons that attend the said Draughts, carts or carriages for the use of the said Army or Navy, have some order or pass under the hands of his Highness the Lord Protector, or the Lord President of his Council, or of the Commissioners of the Admiralty and Navy, or Generals of the Fleet, or other Field Officers of the Army, Commissioners of the Navy, or some Governor of a Garrison, or under the hands of some of them, signifying that such carriages and draught are for the use of the said Army or Navy, as is aforesaid. The Lord Ambassador Whitlock having happily concluded the Treaty between us and England, is on his way homewards; and all things are now in a readiness at Upsal for the beginning of the Diet, which is to be on the first of May, the Queen then it's fully resolved will surrender her Crown and Government unto her cousin the Prince Palatine Charles, who is to be crowned King of Sweden, his brother Prince Adolphus John having laid down his Patent of Lord High Marshal of the King, and is gone to Stockholm, and from thence to Braburgh, and so for the Isle of Oeland, to confer with his brother the future King who will tarry there till the beginning of the Diet: we hear likewise that the Earl Erick Oxenstern is now appointed to go as an Ambassador extraordinary into England with a great retinue. Here is lately deceased the Lady Fletwood, late wife of Sir George Fletwood. The funeral is appointed in great pomp. The Queen and many of the Nobility of Sweden are to be present. My last told you of the Agreement of all things here. The Articles are engrossed, but not yet signed, by reason of the absence of the Queen. Her Majesty is expected to return this night, and if so, I doubt not but all things will be dispatched so as to quit this place within this week. All things are busily preparing for the sitting of Parliament, which will be about the beginning of May and then they will proceed to the election of a new King. The Emperor's departure hence is not yet certainly known, although the 28 of this month be appointed. This point of justice is now fully dispatched, to the great contentment of all, as also the point of credit, concerning the instant pensions, whereof only the to be paid, and that ten years hence. The point of security will be likewise shortly resolved. But the Gravamina are deferred to a Ryx Deputation, which is appointed at Frankfurt against the first of September next. This day there came on here a passenger from Bremen, who having, because of the Swedes taken his journey about through the Land of Luneburgh relates upon his oath, that the Duke of Lunenbourgh was raising all the country people, and soldiery of the Nether Saxish crays , together with those Westphalen, for the assistance and defence of the city of Bremen, against general Konigsmarck, and that the said city had also raised 1800 men, which are to be paid out of the cash of the Empire. If this business comes not quickly to composition, we may be sure of another general war in Germany, which the Lord avert in mercy. From hence no news at all. The Treasurer of Poland is come on here about, moneys, what answer will be given him is yet unknown. It is believed he will get but small comfort here without ait be a little for himself. May 16. It was ordered, that the following Ordinance be published, entitled, An Ordinance for relief of Debtors in Scotland, in some cases of extremity. For the better moderating the severity of the proceedings, which by the Laws of Scotland are had by creditors against their Debtors, in several cases of great extremity; and so to the end such Creditors may have satisfaction of what is or shall be due unto them; be it ordained, and it is hereby ordained, by his Highness the Lord Protector, by and with the consent of his Council, that the Commissioners for administration of Justice in Scotland for the time being, be authorised and empowered to moderate Decrees, to be by them given out against such Debtors as shall manifestly appear to them not to be able to procure money for paying such Debt, by allowing some fit and convenient time or days for payment of the said Debt, with interest for the same, until such time or days of payment, and at the expiration of such time appointed; in case the said Debts be not satisfied, to appoint and set out Debt, as such values as the same were worth in the year, One thousand six hundred forty eight, and to decree the same to be enjoyed by such Creditors, and their heirs, or otherwise according to such Decree, in satisfaction and discharge of such debt, and all further proceedings against such Debtor or his estate for the same. This Ordinance to continue in force until the Twelfth day of May, One thousand six hundred fifty five. May 18. Monsieur de Bordeaux the French Ambassador, had audience of his Highness the Lord Protector at Whitehall. The publication of peace hath fixed and filled us here with joy; but that you press Seamen out of the very companies ships coming hither, puts us upon expectation of some notable design in hand, yet on this side we fear not, the Dane being included. Sure the Articles of peace will be made public, how else can they be observed: I hear not of any that have yet seen them; if you divulge them not, the world will think and say they are less honourable than might be expected and concluded. Nicolas Francis Duke of Lorain, is now at last gone from hence, to command his Army, which is quartered at Courtray, Meuyn and Armentiers upon the River of Lisse: The reason of his stay here thuslong was occasioned through the multiplicity of business, which required a great deal of time, before they could be dispatched in order to his Army. He was nobly received and entertained at Gent, and other Towns through which he passed. The Prince his eldest son is in his company, of the age of 14 years. The said Duke is like his brother Duke Charles, who is still close prisoner in Antwerp Castle, but there is a great deal of difference in their dispositions and behaviours; Francis Duke of Lorain being of a good and pleasing nature, the other malicious, rough and deceitful, his Majesty and his Highness the Archduke have given the whole administration of all the estate to Francis Duke of Lorain, to be at his disposal. Those of the Army do show themselves very willing to serve under him; they have sent several of their Troops to meet him, and to congratulate his safe arrival amongst them: so that all things seem to favour his designs, and comply with the desires of those of the Court. There are great preparation a making for the speedy setting forth of a good fleet of ships to sea, for the service of these parts, their design is not yet known. His Highness the Archduke is not very well to pass at present, his excellency the Earl of Fuenseldagn is here at present, being very busy to raise a supply of moneys for the recruits of his Army. Here is a report, that the French having drawn out several troops of their Garrisons of Arvas, Bethune and Basse have fallen upon the Spanish troops, and have ruined part of them, to the number of a thousand horse killed upon the place, and a great number besides taken prisoners; the confirmation whereof is daily expected, very few here will give credit to it. May 6. It was ordered by his Highness and the Council, that the following Ordinance be published, entitled, An Ordinance for holding the County Court for the County of Chester, at the Town of Northwich, during the continuance of the infection of the plague in Chester. Whereas the Shire-Hall of the County Palatine of Chester is situate within the Castle of Chester, which City is now visited with the plague, by reason whereof the Sheriff of the said County Palatine of Chester cannot, without danger to the whole County, keep his Court in the said Shire-hall, where the same ought to be, and usually hath been kept; Be it therefore ordained by his highness the lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland, by and with the consent of his Council, That the Sheriff of the said County shall have full power and authority, and he hath hereby full power and Authority given upon the same Tuesday every Month as formerly, to keep his said County-Court in the Town of Northwich, in the said County of Chester, and to adjourn the same from time to time to any other Market Town or Public place within the said county, where he shall think convenient for the ease and safety of the Inhabitants of the said County, until the sid infection of the Plague in Chester aforesaid shall cease, and no longer; at which time the said Court shall or may be adjourned unto the said Shire hall again, there to be held and kept upon the same Tuesday every month in such manner as formerly it hath been used and accustomed, and that all Acts, Things and Proceedings in Law, had and done, and to be had and done in the said County Court, since the now last Court, kept in the said Shire-hall in the said Castle of Chester, and until the said Court shall be adjourned to the said Shire-hall again, shall be, and shall be adjudged, deemed, taken and construed to be to all intents and purposes of the same force, effect and validity in Law, as if the same had been kept still in the said Shire-hall, the Statute, made in the three and thirtieth year of the Reign of the late King Henry the eight, or any other Statute, Law, Order or Ordinance of Parliament, Usage or Custom to the contrary thereof in any wise notwithstanding. His Majesty hath deferred his day of Sacr till the day of the Holy Trinity, as they call it, and have resolved to have it in the City of Rheims, whither they have sent great store of tapestry and other luggage, and great quantity of provisions of all sorts. All foreign Ministers of State are invited to it. The Commissioners of the said City have assured his Majesty that he shall be very welcome to it, obeyed and honoured by his most humble subjects The design of the Duke of Guise is to make a descent in Andalusia, with the assistance of the King of Portugal, the Marquis of Plessis Belliere, and the Lord of Bellesands, are to go with him as his Lieutenant Generals. The Prince of Conti is ready to depart to go and command the Army of the King in Catalogne; he is to take shipping in Province, where there is a fleet ready to transport him on that side of Rhodes. The Card de Rhets is still close Prisoner at Rheims. Here died lately Monsieur de Broussel, one of the chief authors of the war in Paris, and the differences between those of the Parliament. The Earl of Harcourt is now agreed with this Court, & the business composed on both sides. The Prince of Conde's Arms are now defaced everywhere. There is a report of a league offensive and defensive between France and Portugal, who doth undertake to set forth a fleet to assist that of France The Treaty of France with England is said to be well accepted of by those of the Government there, & that there is a great likelihood of an accommodation between both nations. Prince Robert is said to go suddenly for Germany. Charles Stuart intends likewise to be going from hence very suddenly: All is (we tank God) very quiet in this country. The Transplanted Irish have many of them gone into Conaught, according to the time appointed, which was the first of May. Others there are that linger and keep back; for remedy whereof, the Commissioners have published a Declaration. A declaration is likewise put forth by the General, wherein you may see what course is taken in reducing part of the Forces. We are now about leaving this Country, as we hope: The Negotiation here being brought to a period, only there wants the signing of the Articles, by reason of the absence of the Queen: But her Majesty is upon her Return, and is expected here this night: And I question not, but we shall be dismissed in very few days, and that to satisfaction on all parts. They are preparing here for the sitting of the next Parliament, which will be the beginning of May. And that my Lord Ambassador's departure may not be too near the Election of the succeeding King, for the avoiding of all exceptions He is resolved to hasten all that possibly he may, out of this Country. There is nothing more here, that these Parts afford: We are exceedingly glad that you are likely to enjoy that blessing of Peace in England; which I wish from my heart were sanctified unto the Nation. Here are three Ambassadors arrived from the great D. of Muscovy one of them is a going for France; the other 2 had Audience the other day; they gave to understand that the said Duke had resolved to wage war against the King of Poland; and desired leave to buy Arms and Ammunition in these Provinces. They do likewise assure, that they have great quantity of Corn, that in the City of Archangel alone, there is above sixty thousand Tonne of Corn ready to be exported. It seems that they will not hearken here to the demand which the Great Master hath made here for some Goods which he claims in this Country, as belonging to him; however the maritime Towns, who do not pretend anything, desire he may have satisfaction given him, for fear their Commerce be not interrupted upon the Mediterranean Sea by the Galleys of that Order. We are now taken up with Preparations for our Triumph and Thanksgiving day, which is to be celebrated next Wednesday, but here is a great deal of noise about a secret Article, which is said to be added by the States of Holland, without being communicated to the States-General; whereby the Prince of Orange and his whole Race and Posterity, in case he hate any, are to be excluded out of all the charges and dignities, which the deceased Prince of Orange did possess. This caused some of the Cities to protect against it, and the six other Provinces desired a copy of what the States of Holland had agreed and concluded upon this subject. Likewise it is said, that the said States have sent an express into England, to recall their Messenger that was dispatched by them with this private article but a little before, to prevent the delivery thereof to the Lord Protector; a great reward is promised him, in case he can overtake him. In the meantime, they debate about the disposal of their fleet, which is said, will be sent for Brazil, to re-establish our affairs there. I believe you may not expect what we have not to answer your expectation in, Viz, Of news from sea; yet to the great rejoicing of all honest hearts I hope, this I can tell you, I saw the Dutch do Homage to the English ships, in the very place, or near to it, where they sought and desired to have destroyed them, now three years ago almost. Deus nobis hc otia fecit. On Thursday 11. Instant, De Wits Reer Adm. of Adm. with a ship of 56 Guns, and two more proper ships, convoy to 70 sail of Dutch bound for Greenland, struck flag and topsails to Vice Admiral Lawson, and his squadron, and suffered themselves to be visited, and searched by yours, when was as much as could be expected; and very liberally saluted ours, and were re-saluted by ours. Col. Cooper having occasion to send his wife and his Lieut. Col. To the Garrison of Ayr, sent a party of 22 Dragoons to convey them. As the Dragoons were returning back, they met with a party of the enemy rambling about the country, being 60 horse, under command of the Laird of Cairdennis, and charged and routed them, killed the Laird Cairdennis himself, with two Corners, and 9 more upon the place, took divers horse and men, and the rest fled for it. This is all the action and enemy that hath of late been in these parts; which was indeed very handsomely performed, not one of our men being lost, and but two wounded, which are upon recovery. Whereas the Enemies of the Peace of this Nation (notwithstanding the many signal providence of God in frustrating of their former counsels and Malicious designs) do appear still restless in their Attempts, to involve this Commonwealth in blood and confusion. In Order whereunto dicers of them have lately repaired to London, as well from beyond the Seas, as from several parts of this Commonwealth. His Highness, with the advice of his Council, hath therefore thought fit, and doth hereby expressly charge and command, That for the better discovery of persons ill-affected to the peace of this Commonwealth, the Constables of the respective Parishes within the cities of London and Westminster, Borough of Southwark, and the Lines of Communication, do forthwith, after the publication hereof, repair from the householders a list of the name of all such persons as now do, or did lodge in their respective houses on Friday night last, being the nineteenth of this instant May, or at any time since, with their several qualities and conditions, and how long they have been lodges there. And all and every the said Householders are accordingly to deliver to the said Constables, or one of them, a true List of all such Names upon peril of being reputed and dealt withal as Accomplices and Partakers in the said Designs, which Lists so delivered, the respective Constables of the Parishes within the Cities of London and Westminster, Borough of Southwark, and Lines of communication, are within forty eight hours to deliver to the Lord Major of London, and Bailiffs of Westminster and Southwark, respectively, whereof the said Constables are not to fail at their utmost peril. And the said Lord Major and Bailiffs are to return the Lists so to be by them received, to his Highness' Council at Whitehall, immediately after the receipt thereof. And his Highness doth likewise strictly command and require, that no person or persons whatsoever, lodging within the lines of Communication, do change his or their respective lodgings, or depart out of the said Lines for the space of ten days after the date hereof, without a special Licence and Pass in that behalf obtained from the Lord Major of the said City of London, or Bailiff of Westminster or Southwark respectively, are hereby authorised to give to all such persons concerning whom they shall be satisfied, that they have no ill intentions or designs against the Commonwealth, and to none else. And if any such person shall presume to depart out of the said Lines, within the said time, without licence obtained as aforesaid, it shall be reputed a Contempt of this his Highness Command, and be punished according to its demerit. And the Lord Major of the City of London, and Bailiffs of Westminster and Southwark respectively, are to cause this Proclamation forthwith, after Publication thereof, to be sent to the several Constables as aforesaid, and to require and demand from them an account of their proceedings thereupon. Given at Whitehall the 23 of May, 1654. These are to give notice, that the News which hath been published once this week already, and may be printed perhaps again by other hands, concerning some of our English Mariners landing in France near S. Malo's, and driving away cattle, &c. is false. Whitehall, May 20. Discovery was made of a barbarous Conspiracy, undertaken by divers persons, concerning which more hereafter; in the meantime, you may know in general, that their intent was, by villainous Assassinations, to have returned the State into blood and confusions. A piece of Treason so much the more to be detested in England, in regard the generous nature of the English doth usually abhor such unmanly practises, so that they have very rarely been heard of among us. Divers persons have been apprehended about it, and examined, as Gilbert Gerard Esq; commonly called Sir Gilbert, and John Gerard his brother, Humphrey Bagaley, Sidney Fotherby, John Jones an Apothecary, and Thomas Tuder, who were all of them ordered to be committed to the Tower of London.

Mercurius Politicus, Issue 206

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The Declaration of his Highness the Lord Protector, and his Honourable Council at Whitehall, concerning the Dukes, Earls, Lords, Knights, and Gentry, throughout England, Scotland, and Ireland; with the Orders of his Highness to all the Free-Born People, and a Narrative showing what shall be adjudged High-Treason within this Commonwealth, and all the Dominions thereunto belonging: The sending of Letters into all Counties throughout England and Wales; the advancing of Gen Blake with the English Fleet; the conveying of the Merchants over the Narrow seas; and the number of Dutch ships taken on the Western channel. The Proclamation concerning Brass Farthings, and the Order for the tolerating of them to pass free and current, without any let or molestation. These are to give notice unto all whom it may concern, that it is thought meet and requisite (out of a tender respect and care to the Weal-public) that Brass Farthings be tolerated to pass free and current, and that none presume to refuse them, until such time that his Highness shall be pleased to prohibit them, which I hope will never be. As touching the Blazing Star seen lately Westward, I cannot say much; but give me leave to think the more; and to praise some body with tears in my eyes, as great men do mustard. Having in my last represented you with the Virgin's Prophecy, I shall in this communicate the Sonnet after Democritus, contained in the Hue-and-cry, VIZ. Presents us with two notable Letters from Hereford; the exact copies take as followeth: SIR The wise and zealous Commissioners of the city of Hereford have appointed one reverend and worthy Doctor in Divinity, and another learned Master of Arts, to be Collectors for the first six months contribution in the said city joining them with Barbers, Shoe makers, and , for their co-partners; all which actions are contrary to an Act of Parliament made in the 17 year of the late king Charles, which disenabled all persons in holy Orders to exercise jurisdictions: And the reason in the said Act being given ought not to be entangled with secular jurisdiction or affair which is presumed, that it never was intended by the said Act; to disenable process in holy Orders, to exercise any temporal Authority to eminent places of jurisdiction; and to permit inferior Officers to make them liable to be put in such Office, as Collectors, or Constables; all which is presumed to be contrary to the Lord Protector, and the Act which gave the said commissioners power to nominate Assessors and Collectors: Which disgraceful affronts to the sacred Ministry, hath forced such learned Divines to leave their habitations and to sojourn in other countries, rather than to violate their Calling, or to submit to such reproach, and prostrate their sacred Function to such an apparent disgrace. Hereford Jan. 9. 1659 SIR I am to inform you, that those in authority in this city, on Christmas Eve last, sent to all the Bakers in and about the city, to charge and prohibit them that they should bake no Pies on Christmas day; but whether for fear of burning, or baking them too hard, I know not. For other News at present we have none, save a general rejoicing at the change of Government, as it is now established by a Lord Protector. Hereford 10. 1653 By intelligence from Scotland we are advertised, that some hundreds of horse and foot are landed in the North, with great store of arms and ammunition; and Mistress Fame gives out, that their Standard is drawn forth in white Sarcenet, according to the ensuing figure; which if true, confident I am that their Crowns and Coronets will be cast off from their stately Pillars, and their Rampant Powers cast down like so many Molehills. His Highness the Lord Protector and his honourable Council have set forth and Ordinance, declaring, that if any person or persons shall compass or imagine the death of the Lord Protector, it shall be Secondly that if any person or persons shall maliciously or advisedly either by writing, printing, openly declaring, preaching, teaching or otherwise publish, that the Lord Protector and the people in Parliament assembled are not the supreme Authority of this Commonwealth; or that the Exercise of the chief Magistracy, and administration of the Government over the said Countries and Dominions, and the people thereof, is not in the Lord Protector, assisted with a Council, it shall be Thirdly that if any person or persons shall say that the present Government is tyrannical, usurped, or unlawful; or that there is any Parliament now in being, or that hath any continuance, or any Law in force for continuing the Parliament, which is declared to have been absolutely dissolved and determined upon the 20 day of April 1653. and shall be adjudged and taken so to be; or shall plot, contrive, or endeavour to stir up or raise force against the Protector or the present Government, or for the subversion or alteration of the same, and shall declare any such endeavour or endeavours by any open Deed, then every such offence shall be taken and adjudged to be But for your further satisfaction, I shall refer you to the Ordinance itself, printed by Henry Hills; Printer to his Highness the Lord Protector. Our last Post from the West certifieth, that Gen. Blake is gone aboard the Navy, and that the fleet are all preparing to put out to sea; which sudden motion is conceived to be upon the great preparations of the Hollander, and the abundant of Punctilios insisted upon by the States, in reference to their Answers for an Agreement for peace. Gen. Pen has convoyed a fleet of English Merchants over the narrow Seas, and upon his return towards the Isle of Wight, took two prizes. After much diligence and inquiry into the truth of the Declaration of Hannah the Prophetess, one of M. Simpson's church, who hath lain above 14 days at Whitehall sometimes in a trance, and sometimes singing and praying; but having finished her time, she left the ensuing Declaration for his Highness, and is now returned to Hackney. That the eternal Lord God, and great Jehovah-Nissi, would be pleased to protect his Highness, and keep him close to himself, as he hath hitherto, so still to have his heart set upon the things of the Lord; not to be vain, nor regard earthly pomp and pleasures, and things below, but the things of God and his people, that he may be delivered from carnal Councils, and being seduced to please the men of the world, and those that seek unrighteousness, that he may not leave the counsel of the godly, to hearken to those who are worldly wise and earthly politicians, but wise in the wisdom of God; that the soldiery whom God hath made instrumental to overcome the enemy without, and in the world, may not be overcome of their inward spiritual enemies, to provoke God to lay them aside, and make use of others the perfecting of that Work in which God hath so far employed them. That the Merchants of this Nation would not so far seek and mind their great profit by sea, as thereby to provoke and ungodly and wicked peace with the Dutch. That the Lord would cause the people of this Nation to leale their sins and profaneness as Gentlewomen black spots and patches, powderings of hair, gold and silver lace and all other wickedness whatsoever. Lo which, let all the Saints and people of God say Amen, Amen. At the Sessions in the Old-Bailey was arraigned one Eliz. Wenman, who lived in White-chapel, but having her pressed for a seaman bewitched the man's wife that pressed him, and 3 children, some lame and blind; others so bound in their bodies, that they had no vent downwards: insomuch that the Mother went to the Doctors who administered physic, and wrought it: then she came again, and he appointed her to make a Cake and knead it with her own water, & eat it, using these words, which he gave her in writing. Lord sanctify this unto me, and grant that by its full and perfect operation, the evil Spirit may be cast out from amongst us; but when she had eaten it, she was almost distracted, and running and raging to M. Lilly, he presently cast a figure, and bid her go to the Witch's house, and demand her picture, which she did, and making search in her house, she found the said picture, and some of her children's, which she did carry home and burnt; and they stunk extremely for 3 or 4 days; but thrusting an hot iron into the breech of her own picture, she went orderly to stool, since which time her children are likewise recovered. And in those places of her body where she was pained the picture had holes pierced in it, which she brought and showed to the Bench. The Witch before mentioned having a desire to receive the Sacrament with a Gathered Church, she was told, that she was not to be admitted, because she was reputed to be a Witch, and had bewitched such a woman and her children: she denied it, appealing to her God: she was asked who was her God? she said the god of the world, and wished that she might never speak if it was true; and that GOD would show some eminent judgement upon her if it was true. Whereupon she was presently struck lame and dumb, and ever since sayeth nothing but Aye and No. For which she hath received Sentence of Death. The Officers and Soldiers of Hull, and the rest of the Garrisons throughout the Nation,, have sent up a Declaration to his Highness; a Copy whereof followeth: Having for many years past been led under your conduct, through many difficult services, wherein through the blessing of God upon the vigilancy and endeavours of your Highness, we have in some measure been instrumental in our places to free the Commonwealth from it's enemies: so we now cannot but above all worldly things most earnestly desire to set these Nations after all the shakings that have been in the midst of us, set up upon its true and proper Basis and Foundation, & thereby brought into a harbour of rest and safety. The sense whereof having led us to the consideration of what further might be our duties towards your Highness, so the whole Nation, at this time when it pleased God to give us hope of establishment by inclining you to accept of the Government and protection of this Commonwealth; whereby we are persuaded that the liberties of the people, both as men and Christians, will through the mercy of God be assured: We judge it highly cumbent upon us to make our humble address unto you, and to declare that We shall not only be obedient unto you in the performance of your great Trust: but in our places most faithfully and diligently to the hazard of our lives and whatsoever is near and dear unto us be serviceable unto you in the Station God hath placed you in against all opposition: Not doubting but as God and Man hath so highly entrusted you; so you will to the uttermost of your power and endeavours lay forth your Self for the glory of God, and the good of this people; amongst whom we have reason to think there are very many of the Household of Faith; over whom we shall take this boldness most humbly to entreat your Highness more especially to spread the wing of your protection, and to account of them as the apple of your eye, the which you continuing to do, We are confident their Father which is in Heaven, will be unto you a Buckler and a Shield, and an exceeding great reward, which is and shall be the prayer of Your Highness's most humble and faithful Servants, From France our last Post advertised, That there is a great Embargo laid upon the English ships by King Lewis and his great council; but the Protestants look very big upon the Crown, so that the splendour of its glorious Diadem begin now to be eclipsed. William Earl of Glencairn, Lord Killmaris, Commander in chief of His Majesty's Forces within the Kingdom of Scotland. By virtue of a Commission directed to us by his Majesty for levying if forces, horse and foot, for suppressing the Common Enemy within this kingdom. We do hereby require you, and every of you, within this of Ayre and Renfrew, upon sight hereof, to sound forth for his Majesty's service (forth of every thousand pounds rent within your said shires respectively, one sufficient well-mounted man, with Pistols, and other furniture and weapons belonging thereto, and to deliver the same at Rosdew, to Lieuten. Col. George Maxwell, Lieut. Col. George Herriot and Captain James Cunningham, or any having their Orders to that effect; certifying that all Persons of whatsoever quality, within the said Shires respectively, that doth either refuse or delay to give Obedience: is this our Order and Command, they shall be taken notice of, and proceeded against as disloyal Subjects, and professed Enemies to the present Expedition; Whereas by the contrary We do hereby Oblige ourselves to protect and defend against all Enemies whatsoever, all such as willingly put forth their several propositions of the foresaid Horse levy, and whatsoever Horses, or any other Goods, shall be taken from any one of them, so in any disorderly manner, shall not only be restored again but the Person or Persons offenders, shall according to the quality of the offence at the sight of the Party offended, be severely punished, to the terror of others, And ordains this to be published at every Headbrough, or Parish Church, within the said shires respectively, That every heritor, and others therein contained, pretend no ignorance of the premises. Given at Garth, the 23 of December, 1653. Sic subscribitur, GLENCARN. For the whole Noblemen, gent. Heritors, and others. Inhabitants within the Sheriff-doms of Ayre, and Renfrew. We expect your answer at Rosdew the 6 of January, 1654. There happened an unhappy Accident in the Isle if Ely, Viz. 3 or 4 Gent, having been sporting at Pheasants, came towards the Evening to repose and refresh themselves to a petty Inn in Macch, a small Town in the Isle of Ely, where finding no good accommodation, they sent for three of four Bottles of Wine to Wichbich, some other company being in the house, sent to them, to desire a Bottle of their Wine, which caused a Dispute amongst them, in which fray, one Mr. Mallory was killed by one Dyman, who is since fled, and some others of their Company committed to Prison.

The Weekly Post, Issue 127#2

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Published for the right understanding of all the Mad-merry-People of Great-Bedlam. From Wednesday Febr. 8. to Wednesday February. 15. 1654. The Last Letters from Holburn-Hill, make mention of two Old Women, being in a Trance, near Gray's Inn Lane, that saw a Blazing Star, about 16 German miles up in the Air; they describe it to be of a terrible Aspect, the Star being very bright & sparkling, circled about it as it were with two Half-Moons, very bright and clear, from the horns of which Moons issued wonderful streams of inflamed Air, which dazzled the eyes of all that beheld the same, insomuch that they that looked steadfastly on it, are Moonblind, and very Lunatic ever since. But in these Distempered times, if but an idle pated Woman stare up in the Skies, and fancieth she seeth any thing, presently another, and another comes staring up, & so perhaps half a street; One says it looks like a Lion, and another like an Elephant, another sayeth it is like a Dragon, another sayeth, it looketh like a flaming Sword, and another comes, and he swear he sees a Castle beleaguered, and the Canon playing, Swords clashing, Muskets discharging, pushing of Pikes, horses and men lie weltering in Blood, all this being at first but the Frenzy, or conceit of some intoxicated Moon Calf, and mere Imaginations of distempered Brains, who fancy they see, what indeed they see not; as a Trooper lately in Pulchers, coming homeward well elevated, or Alleviated, swore to his Wife and Servants that St. Pulchers Church was sunk underground, because as he came by in a Moon-shiny Night, he beheld the shadow of that Church in the Kennel; which made many of the mad merry People of Great Bedlam run out to see this wonderful Sight: but returned back as wise as they went. There is a great report of a Ghost that walks every Night amongst the Butchers at Smithfield Bars, the Shambles, Whitechapel and Eastcheap, in the habit of Mallet the Lawyer, pulling the Meat off the Butcher's Tainters; many have adventured to strike at him with Cleavers and Chopping-Knives, but cannot feel anything but Air, every Saturday at Night between 9 and 12. he walks his stations in this very Habit as you see, doing more mischief to the Butchers than ever Robin Goodfellow did to the Country Hinds. A young maid meeting him on Valentine's Day in the morning in Moor-fields, made him a low Cursey, bidding him Good morrow Valentine, whereupon he saluting of her, ate her up alive; the same day a cunning Constable took up a Wench in the Walks, but more of this hereafter. The News from Smock-Alley near Ham-street, is, of a sad Accident that happened on Thursday night last, of a Light Gentlewoman of that Country, that for love of her Husband, after drinking of six single pots of blessed Lull, eclipsed Ale, or Plush, very desperately hanged herself in a Tobacco-pipe, her Husband missing her about three days after, and could by no means find her, till he coming home late, and filling a Pipe of Tobacco, by the light whereof found his wife hanging in the Tobacco-pipe, which made him smoke in great fury till his rage went out in snuff with his Pipe; after some small deliberation, thinking she had yet been alive, calling Bess, Bess, Bess, three or four times, and seeing she made no answer, he cut her down, and lapping her up in a sheet of Smoke, incoffined her in a Coffin squared out of Tobacco-pipe Clay; she is to be buried next Shrove-Tuesday, and all the old Smokers in the City of Bedlan are invited to her Burial, instead of Naples-Bicker, they are to be served with each a pipe of the best Spanish Tobacco called Tare-nose, or by some Trinedads; instead of Burnt Claret the men and women are to be served with Strong-waters; when she goes into the ground, a noise of Bedlan Flutes are to pipe her Requiem, that her soul (if ever she had any) may ascend up in a fume to the Clouds, where the god of Thunder is to make Salt-peter of her Bum, and to cut out her Tongue into Thunderbolts, her eyes are to be made Lightning, her brains formed into Clouds, her skull made a Jorden for Vulcan and his Cyclops; her Jaws are to be sent to Prosperine, and hung as a Trophy over the Gates of her infernal Court; her neck, shoulders, and arms are to be presented to Pluto for a New-Year's Gift; her hands being his Lime-twigs, are to made two Engines for Beelzebub to work mischief on too credulous Mankind; Her Breasts are one to be placed upon Cockney-Hill and the other on the Devil's Anse-ic-Peak, on her Nipples are to be placed two Beacons, to give warning when Cupid's scoring Dart enters flaming hearts of young Amorists that burn with love, and cannot be quenched till they come to Slut's Well, situate in a Mossey Valley between the two Hams; her belly is to be made a new Mint to Coin Prigs and Pads against next Paddington Faire; her Thighs are to be made Supporters whereon to hang the New Pictures without Temple-Bar; her Feet to be bequeathed to the lame Soldiers in Covent-Garden, to walk to Piaza without Crutches. A Choir of Mermaids were (the same day that 3 Tides flowed in the New River together) heard by Jack Adams of the Parish of James Clarken-well, to sing wonderful sweetly in the little Ducking-Pond; the same Night, the Dromedary took his journey towards Cambridge, where he is to take his Degrees and Commence Master of Music; Two Dolphins likewise were seen dancing over the Thames with a pair of Bagpipes before them; and a blind Woman that went to Hyde Park to steal Venison in the Night, affirmeth that she saw at the bottom of a Pond, two Half Suns in one Horizon; the meaning of these presaging, and portending Comets, Time it is thought will duly unfold, and suddenly make an appear. A young Cock Pheasant in Pasty-nook hath a rare faculty in composing of Characters, and variable kinds of Letters, both Vowels and Consonants, and is able to give each Letter his proper sound; yet this Bird being by some of his own feather enticed on Shrove-Tuesday last towards Lamb's Conduit, when he was there, took his flight amongst the rest of his Company to New-Market Heath, where after a Day or two, he was sprung by two Gentlemen that were a Hawking, he to shun the Hawk, betook himself under a Bed for shelter, where one poking him in the Tail with his baking staff, the poor Pheasant came out, ready to moult his feathers for fear, yet the Gentlemen compassionating him (being decoyed out by other Birds) did him no injury, but passing by his offence, committed him to the tuition of Sir John Oldcastle, who upon the next default in the same kind, is to pluck a feather with him, and afterwards to have him pressed to his good behaviour in the New-Cuckoo's Nest in Hosier Lane, The last Monday, a Herd of Swine driving through Long-lane, 600 Jews were suddenly converted by them, some think it was for fear those Rumford Cattle should serve them as they served the Devil in the Country of the Gergesens, when they carried him headlong into the Sea. A mad Country Parson coming riding up to London, between Islington and the Red Bull met with a Small-coabe Man, very black, with the Sack of Small-wale at his back; The pitiful Parson, minding to put a jeer on the Small-coal-man, made a sudden stop with his Horse, saying with a loud voice, that those that rid after him, might partake of the jest; Fellow, fellow (quoth he) I prithee tell's some News from Hell, I see thou hast a whole Sack full at thy back; Truly quoth the Small-coal-man, I can tell you but very little News from Hell, only the Devil wants a Chaplain, and you ride but a little faster you may perchance have the Place. A young Gentlewoman casting her Apron over her face, because she would see no body till she came to her Sweetheart's Bedside, on Valentine's morning, was met withal in the street by another youngster, who claiming her for his Valentine, and offering to salute her, she denied to uncover her Lips, whereupon he finding the Passage to her Wicket Door, entered one of his hands, clasping the other about her neck, kissed her Apron, which another seeing, and laughing at him, He told him, he was but a fool to laugh at him, for the Gentlewoman's Lips tasted sweetest when her Kisses were strained through her Apron. Two Citizens, walking in a Garden the other Moon-shiny Night, one asked his Companion what he took it to be a Clock, Faith, quoth the simple Citt, I have a Sundial in my other pockets, stay till I go but in and fetch it, and I will resolve you presently. The last News out of Greenland make mention of a terrible fight between two great flocks of Birds, the one coming from the North of that Country, and the other from the South, That flock from the North were all Greenland Cuckoos, to the number of 1654200 or thereabouts, the other Flock were Swallows, that met in a green Plain on the top of a high mountain of Ice, where (as in a pitched field) they began the fight; the first charge was given by the Cuckoos who with much fury charged the left wing of the Swallows through and through, leaving many of them dead upon the place; but the Swallows being enraged with fury, rallying their scattered Forces, in a swift motion wheeled about into the rear of the Cuckoos, and so charging them in the tails, put them to the row, doing execution them about twenty miles together, leaving many thousands of them stark dead lying on the Air as thick as Motes in the Sun; In this last Action there was only one Swallow wounded in the great toe, but by the help of the King of Greenland's Dogs Leash, being as skilful an Auger, as Surgeon, cured the same perfectly in three quarters of the fifth part of a Minute; But the People of the Country (being very unsettled in their minds) begin to speak some words at random; as to say, that this strange and unusual sight of those Birds, that still frequent the hottest Countries, was an assured sight of the fall of some great Hero or Worthy of that Country, and most probably the King himself, who should be invaded by the Mores, who should prevail against him; and either swallow him up, or drive him out of his out of his cold Climate, into a warmer, Since this great fight, the Feather-makers are sending out as new Green-land Fleet to trade for Cuckoo's tails, which is a richer Commodity than Whales. London, Printed by J. Crouch, and T. W. dwelling at the 3 Foxes in Long-Lane. 1654.

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The Conferences and Speeches between his Highness the Lo. Protector, and the Ambassadors from the States General of Holland. Another fight in Scotland, between a party of the English, and some of the L. Athol's forces, and the number dispersed and taken prisoners. Several prizes taken at Sea. Letters from Ireland of the L. Cromwell's arriving there. An Ambassador from the K. of Denmark. The Last Letters out of France and Sweden. An Ordinance of his Highness the L. Protector & his Council. News from the Assizes at Salisbury, and variety of other intelligence from several parts. An Ambassador (or public Messenger from the Archduke Leopold of Flanders, had Audience before his Highness the Lord Protector; he spake much in relation to Trade, but nothing affective, as to the concluding of a Peace with Holland: The whole matter of his Credentials are to be taken into further consideration. This day came Letters from Scotland, touching the whole proceedings between the English and the Highlanders, which we had in a Letter from Mr. Hill, Secretary in chief to Col. Morgan, who is Commander in chief of the English forces in the North of Scotland. Thought good to acquaint you, that Col. Tho. Morgan, Commander in Chief of the forces in the North of Scotland, understanding of the enemy's approach within 24 miles of this Town, he drew forth about 1100 horse, dragoons, and foot, and upon the 9 instant after a very hard march, met with the forces under the command of Glencarn and Kenmore, about the number of 1400 horse and foot: where after a short dispute, upon most base ground, he put them to a retreat, and forced them to a very strong Pass, which 40 resolute men might have kept against 4000. yet so cow'd were the enemy, that in a short time Providence ordered it so, that we recovered the Pass, and in time put them to the rout, pursued them through such invincible Hills (as were the truth of them related, would be imagined incredible) which never English men marched over before that time: there was about 120 of the enemy slain, 17 taken prisoners, about 80 horse, most of their Arms, all their Ammunition, Bag and Baggage, all which the Lord was pleased to carry on with great facility to us, for there was not so much as one man of ours wounded, and we had only 2 horses slain: there was indeed one of Captain Merimon's troop shot through the head by one of his fellow soldiers accidentally before the Engagement. The next day, having intelligence that the enemy had possessed a strong house called Kildrummy, where the Earl of Marr dwelt, who afterwards pretended he was surprised by the enemy; yet so just are Scotchmen, that now they begin to appear in their colours, they through our lenity being grown to such a height, as that they make good their old Character, Turks and Scots coequal. We marched thither and summoned it, an account you may have in the annexed passages between the commander in chief, and the Governor, as also the Articles for the surrender: after the said Garrison was reduced, we marched to our winter quarters to this Town, where we was welcomed with news from Johnstons, that col. Daniel with a considerable party out of Johnstons, and Dundee, resolved to make an attempt upon Dunkel, being informed that there was a considerable party of the enemy's horse in that Town, and that Athol, and Forbus had settled a garrison of about 60 persons in an old House in that place, and had victualled the same well for two months. Upon Wednesday the 15 instant by break of day col. Daniel's forlorns fell into Dunkel with their Scouts, having stayed a quarter of an hour too short of surprising the Town; and for their escape they were beholding to the nearness of the Hills; yet as quick as they were we took 40 of their horses, and after 1 hour and a half won the house, gaining room after room, in which time they were reduced to yield upon terms for life, their number with those that were taken belonging to their horse, is about 120 and 4 or 5 killed, besides what is wounded, the enemy looking on, Colonel Daniel blew up the house, and carried the prisoners to Johnston. Upon Friday night being 17 instant, was one Captain Thompson, and Lieut. Col. Ramstes' Lieutenant came down with 5 or 6 more into the Lowlands to plunder horses, and Lieutenant Hellen, Lieut. to Major Bramston, having intelligence thereof marched forth with 7 more Dragoons with him, out of the garrison of Thornston, and after he had pursued them ten miles through the hills, catched them about 5 in the morning, killed one of them, and brought the rest prisoners to Dunotter Castle. Sir, these blows are very seasonable, for the enemy were very high, and threatened all with fire and sword, that would not join with them. I am apt to believe that the peace with the Dutch will vanish like smoke, though notwithstanding these Brushes they give out high language, and say that they resolve to gain their credit. I hope to hear from you and remain, 27. Febr. 1653. Your affectionate Nephew; I.H. From Paris we hear that the strong garrison of Beffort is surrendered to Marshal de la Ferte, the Defendants had conditions to march away to Luxembourg. Here is talk of sending another Ambassador for England; his Highness (your Lord Protector) is looked upon here as a person very considerable; if the Ambassadors comes not very speedily, the Credentials of the Ambassadors that is in England already will be renewed. An Order passed by his Highness the Lord Protector, with the advice of his Council, for reviving the Jurisdiction of the County Palatine of Lancaster, and for holding an Assizes there: to this effect. That all Privileges and Jurisdictions belonging to the County Palatine of Lancaster, and the inhabitants thereof, be, and are hereby revived and continued, as fully and amply to all intents and purposes, as the same were at any time before the tenth day of October last. And that all actions as well real as personal, and all other actions mixed or otherwise, Pleas, Precepts, Writs, Process, Demurrers Recognizances, Fines, Recoveries, and all other proceedings, matters and things, of what nature or quality soever, now depending in any Court within the said County Palatine, or there commenced or prosecuted since the said tenth day of October, shall be and stand revived, continued, and of full force and effect in the Law, to all intents, constructions and purposes. And that all Process, Pleas, Demurrers, and proceedings on every such Action, Actions, Suits, Bills, or Plaints, which were there depending the said tenth day of October last, or commenced or prosecuted there at any time since, shall stand good and effectual, and be proceeded in according to the Laws of the Nation, and the proceedings used within the said County Palatine of Lancaster. And it is further Ordained, that Matthew Hales one of the Justices of the Court of Common Pleas at Westminster, and Hugh Wyndham Sergeant at Law, shall be Justices of Assizes, and Gaol-delivery within the said County Palatine; and that the said Justices, or either of them shall and may act, do and perform all matters and things, as well concerning Criminal as Common Pleas, and all other Pleas and Process whatsoever, in such manner and form as any other Justice or Justices of Assizes at Lancaster have usually acted, done and performed at any time heretofore, and the Commissioners for keeping the Seal of the said County Palatine of Lancaster hereafter named, is hereby authorised and appointed to issue forth to the said Justices, for the execution of the premises, such Commission or Commissions as in such cases have been heretofore in the said County Palatine used and accustomed. And that Thomas Fell Esquire, be, and is hereby made and appointed Commissioner for keeping of the Seal of the said County Palatine of Lancaster, and shall have all such powers as any Chancellor or Commissioner for keeping the Seal of the said County Palatine hath formerly lawfully used and exercised concerning the same, till further Order. This day the Lord Newport and Yongstal the two Ambassadors extraordinary from the States General of the united Provinces, came from Gravesend to London attended with many rich Barges, and at their landing there attended his Highness the Lord Protector's Coach, and many other rich Coaches to the number of 60 Coaches, all with 6 horses a piece, in which Coaches the said Ambassadors, their attendance, and many English Lords and Gentlemen, rode through the city to Sir Abraham Williams his house in the Palace yard, which was trimmed up very stately for them. From Flanders they write, that the Archduke doth yet retain in custody the Duke of Lorrain, neither are all his plundering and thieving Regiments able to rescue him out of the Castle wherein he is now a prisoner. From Milford Haven the 28 February: Here are some lately come from Ireland, who telleth us no more as for news, but that according to the late Treaty made with Mac O Montagne, there are great numbers of Irish ready to take shipping for Flanders, to serve the King of Spain, but yet there are still small parties of Tories, who lie lurking in the woods and Bogs, and do much disquiet the peace of the Country, which is still in great want of people to inhabit those parts. The Lord Henry Cromwell is safe arrived in Ireland. From Deal the 2 of March two days since all the Merchants ships as were here, and in Dover Road set sail, having a fair wind to go for France, and other parts to the Southward; also several convoys to bring them to their distinct places, there hath been likewise some of our Frigates here, but are gone all again Westward, where we hear our Fleet rides still near St. Helen's point, by the Isle of Wight. This afternoon the Dutch Ambassadors had Audience given by his Highness the Lord Protector in the Banqueting House at Whitehall, the Room was richly hung with hangings, and a rich chair of State set for the Lord Protector, and Chairs on the one side for the Ambassadors, the entertainment was stately, and gallant, and the subject of this Audience was partly Congratulatory to His Highness, and to declare the business of their coming to make and settle a firm peace, and to renew the old friendship which hath been for many years between the two Nations: And that to this purpose their Superiors the 7 United Provinces, do all of them agree and consent to the agreement or peace between us and them, which they, their Ambassadors extraordinary, are empowered fully to confirm and ratify; desiring a speedy Cessation of arms, and that all acts of hostility may cease on both sides, so that undoubtedly, some few circumstances being considered on, all will be concluded, and a peace fully settled, as we shall be able to give you further the particulars by the next. There is also an Ambassador we hear landed from Denmark, to make application to his Highness upon the success of the Dutch Treaty, his name is Williamson. It is confirmed by Letters this day from Scotland, that whilst our horse are in the Northern parts of that Nation, Sir Arthur Forbs, who is again recovered of his wounds, is marched Southwards, to see what parties he can find straggling, or what booty he can get about Lennox, or Tivesdale. In the meantime the Earl of Glencarn is in the North, and not daring to hazard all his strength on the uncertainty of one Battle, doth divide his forces into several parties, that he might thereby be enabled to satisfy the importunity of their bellies, and encourage or enforce the Countries to increase their Levies; the fiery Crosses have had their run, and whirled from place to place in several Countries, but to no effect. It is wonderful indeed to consider what an impression any thing supernatural hath in all ages left in the minds of the common soldiers: to demur therefore from the Levying of new forces, it hath been reported wheresoever the Recruits are to be raised, That a Gentleman in the County of Fife had a Vision, in which he was admonished by a young man, with all speed to address himself to Glencarn his kinsman, and to acquaint him with the anger of God to fall on him and all his forces, if they pursued such destructive courses. The Gentleman disobedient to the Angel on the first night, was struck dumb the second, because he employed not his voice as he was commanded. This report hath been of more efficacy to trouble the Levies, and discourage the old soldiers of Glencarn, than the certain arrival of our Regiments, and of 3 ships laden with Tents, clothes & all manner of provisions both for life & death. Mr. Feak, and Mr. Vavaser Powel have made their addresses for their liberty; some Ministers have been with them, and advised them to be sensible of their mistakes. By Letters from Newcastle it is advertised, that a Fleet of Colliers are lading there, and almost ready to set sail for London, but they make the less haste because they have hopes that peace will suddenly be proclaimed throughout England and Holland, in the meantime many Freebooters and Picaroons do ply up and down upon the Northern Coasts, they took a small English vessel lately. The English Fleet rideth near to the Isle of Wight, and many more lately manned and victualled are newly come unto them; we hear that a squadron are designed for the Irish seas, to clear those Coasts of the Brest men of War, which have done some great mischief thereabouts lately. The Letters from new Sarum say, that this day seven night my Lo. Chief Justice Rolls, and Mr. Sergeant Glyn, came into the City attended by the Sheriff, and many Gentlemen of the Country, the next day being the first of March the Assizes began there, and his Lordship made a very learned speech to the great satisfaction of the Country, under the present government. His Highness the Lord Protector and his Council have met again in order to the perfecting of the peace betwixt the two Commonwealths of England and Holland, and many sweet Speeches have been made by his Highness, as also by the Ambassadors, both at their first audience at the Banqueting house and since, and it is thought the Articles will suddenly be sealed. The Letters this Post from Scotland make mention, that by reason of the coldness of the season, and the great store of snow lately fallen in the Northern parts, Col. Morgan returned back (from pursuing the enemy) to Aberdeen, but a party of ours have had another encounter with a party of about 60 of Athol's horse they fought at the first very stoutly, but soon turned their backs and fled to save themselves, in this fight we took one Lieutenant and about 20 more prisoners, their main design at the present is to rob and spoil what they can, and therefore divide themselves into divers small parties. Further from Ireland thus: upon Lord Henry Cromwell, Col. Hewson, and other Officers coming to Dublin, the Lord Deputy Fleetwood and the rest of the Officers there, congratulated their coming safe over the boisterous sea (which was very tempestuous during some part of their passage) and they declared a great deal of joy and satisfaction as in relation to the present Government under the Lord Protector.

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From Holland came the Copy of a Printed Declaration as followeth, translated out of Dutch The Commissioners of the Council of the Admiralty residing at Amsterdam, To all those before whom these presents shall come, Greeting. Let it be known, that it being conceived, thought, and apparent, that upon the coming og th Lords Deputies of this State from England, to make report how far the Treaty there is by God's grace and favour effected some Merchants and Masters of Merchant's ships, upon presumption of a cessation of hostility, have been so forward as to have brought out their ships and goods, and have beyond their hope suffered loss; We have found good, and resolved to give warning to all and everyone whom it concerneth, as also anyone is warned by these presents; That the former hostility doth yet continue, and that it is not fit nor convenient that anyone should in regard of the Treaty, think himself secure, before upon the continuation of the negotiation, there shall be a cessation of the foresaid hostility proclaimed. Acted in the Assembly of the said Council the 16 alias 26 of January 1653-4. F. Herberts. And by Order of the same. David Wildt. Monsieur Bevering, one of the Dutch Deputies that were before in England, returning again back from Holland, was the night before this day, about nine o'clock at night, with his Highness the Lord Protector, to desire a cessation by reason of the forward progress they have made in Holland, for the ratification of the Peace. This day Mr. Feake, and Mr. John Simpson, two who had been taken into custody the day before upon the Act for Treason, were examined before the Council at Whitehall, and remanded into the Officer's hands. An Order is appointed to be drawn up by his Highness's Council, for propagating of the Gospel in the Northern Counties of England. Whereas the Committee for claims, sitting at Grocers hall, directed one penny (upon every pound adventured for Lands in Ireland) to be paid Mr. Turner or some other by their Order; The Lord Protector with the advice of his Council hath otherwise ordered the payment of the same, as appeareth by his Order, the copy whereof followeth. Whereas by an Order of the Council of State at Whitehall of the 2 of July last, It was ordered, that one penny in the pound (which amongst other things, by order of the said Council of the first of June last authorising the Committee for clearing claims at Grocers-hall, to receive the said penny upon the pound, of and from every Adventurer) should be paid unto such person or persons as the Committee of Adventurers (who are entrusted by the Body of Adventurers) should nominate and appoint for that purpose, as by the said order of the second of July (among other things therein contained) may at large appear. It is now thought fit, and so Ordered by his Highness the Lord Protector, with the advice of the Council, That the said Order of the second of July last, and every clause therein contained, to all intents and purposes, shall stand, and is hereby ratified and confirmed; any Act, Order, or Vote made to the contrary thereof in anywise notwithstanding. And it is further Ordered, that the said Committee for clearing the claims at Grocer's hall, shall not deliver out any Certificate to any of the said Adventurers for their respective allotments of land, until they are satisfied by a note under the hand of the Treasurer already appointed, or to be appointed by the said Committee of Adventurers, that he hath received the said penny upon the pound, according to the said Order of the Council of State of the second of July last, which every Adventurer is hereby enjoined and required to pay accordingly. W. Jessop, Clerk of the Council. Mr. George Almary living at the lower end of Old Jury is the Treasurer appointed by the Committee of Adventurers to the purpose aforesaid. There were two men this day set in the Pillory in Smithfield, the one a Carpenter's servant, for bearing and abusing his Mistress, the other for Perjury, and had his ears nailed to the Pillory. Between three and four of the clock this afternoon part of the Body of Paul's Church (but not the Steeple) at the great South door fell down, there being divers children about the time playing in the Church near the place, but we hear as yet not of any killed, but one or two sorely hurt. From Dalkeith 22 Janua. In the last engagement of our party, near Drummond, there were slain on the Enemy's side, one Capt. Ker, and another eminent man, who they said was the second brave man of their Forces, very many of them wounded. The main body of them still continue in Murray-land, between Inverness and Aberdeen. A party of which of 300 foot, under Lieut. Col. Heniet of Newark, and 100 horse, commanded by one Inchinrole, came into Dumbarton Town, stayed about an hour, and went their way: at their last going away before this, the enclosed was pasted up upon the Market cross, those expressions in it, Our ancient old enemy, the Kingdom of England; and our grand enemy, show the bottom of their design to destroy the English, and is a very good invitation for them to join with them: If their plots be laid no deeper, we hope they will not be able to do us much more hurt. We hear that Col. Humphrey's gallant Troop of Dragoons are on the Borders, and some other coming for our supply, which is welcome News; and now we shall be able to meet with the enemy at all turns. Forasmuch as to the prejudice of his Majesty's service, and advancement of our ancient old Enemy the kingdom of England who by their perfidious practice, and all unlawful means, still pretending the good and advancement of the Protestant Religion, has endeavoured the reducement and enslaving of us, our predecessors and Country to their subjection. Many pretended countrymen of several qualities, within the shires of Dumbarton, Ayre, Renfrew, and other adjacent places upon the South side of Perth, are not ashamed to bring in, sell and deliver to several Officers of Garrisons, belonging to the said grand enemy, the whose serviceable Arms and other offensive weapons, they either have or can possibly acquire, whereby his Majesty's Levies in most parts of the said shires, are greatly impeded, far contrary to our natural Countrymen inhabiting the Northern shires, who by their good example, laying to heart the bleeding condition of this their native Country, do all unanimously take up arms, and join with us for relief and recovery thereof; We do therefore by these presents, signify and declare, that whatsoever person or persons of whatsoever quality, within any of the said shire of Dumbarton, Ayre, Renfrew, or places adjacent, shall upon whatsoever pretence after publication hereof, presume to sell, give, or deliver up to any belonging to the said common enemy, any serviceable horses or arms, to the prejudice of his Majesty's service or levies of horse or foot, employed upon any of them; that the whole good and gear of the person or persons, disobeyers of this our command (without respect of any) shall be sequestrate, and confiscate for the use of any whosoever can first apprehend them, for meddling with, and effectuating whereof, these presents shall be an irreducible Warrant; and ordains publication hereof at the Market Cross of Dumbarton, whereby they, nor none inhabiting the shires of Ayre, Renfrew, or places adjacent, pretend ignorance hereof. Given at Weems this 22 of December 1653. sic subscribitur. GLENCAIRN. By Letters from Falmouth thus, Here are several ships come into this harbour, being wind-bound, and intending for London and those parts with the first opportunity, those that were here whom we formerly mentioned, are now all gone out with these Easterly winds: There are many Dutch Picaroons, who be still between the Land's end and the Isles of Scilly, and make it very dangerous to pass without a convoy. Some of the Brest French Pirates (we hear) have lately taken two small Barques of this Country, and sent them home. They have we hear lately among them above 20 sail of men of war out, whereof one hath 36 Guns and 200 men, other about 24 and 20 Guns but most of 12 and under. SIR, According to my promise, these are to acquaint you of our safe arrival at Upsal her Majesty's University of Sweden, where she hath given my Lord his audience in the Castle there. She hath been after an extraordinary manner pleased both with my Lord's Speech, and with his judgement, which she commends, and with the business about which he is sent, which I doubt not but by the Grace of God, will be speedily effected; she having often expressed he willingness thereunto; my Lord hath had three times audience in this small time, twice private, and once public, at which times his Lordship had time enough to give a right understanding of all things, as you may see by his Speech herewith sent. He being one time in a private Conference with her and nobody besides themselves near two hours, and at another, three, she is a Princess of much worth, and a Lady of great Parts, and one that expresseth a great deal of affection to the English, and commends them much for their honesty. I believe if nothing intervene the business here will be sooner concluded than you can imagine. Pray let me hear from you sometimes, how affairs go in England and concerning the Treaty with the Dutch, and what is become of the Portugal business. Her Majesty hath made a stop of all the Dutch ships at Stockholm by reason of some injury offered her Subjects by the Dutch, what that will produce I know not. Here are several Agents from the Dutch, Spain, France, Denmark and other parts. Upsal 29 Decemb. 1653. MADAM, By Command of my Superiors, The Parliament of the Commonwealth of England, I do with all respect salute Your Majesty, which had been sooner done if by extraordinary Accidents and Engagements in the settling of three Nations, with no few foreign diversions. It had not been retarded. And although the Commonwealth of England are not encouraged to send abroad when they reflect upon the barbarous usage of their Messengers in some places, Yet Your Majesty perceives, that from Your Government, neither Our Masters nor their Servants have the least suspicion of any such Entertainment; But We who are here do gratefully acknowledge Our experience of the contrary, and of much civility to Our Nation. My Business is to communicate with Your Majesty, matters relating to the common good, which is of such weight that it admits of no hopes of good success without his special blessing, who by small means can bring great things to pass, the confidence whereof, with my submission to the Judgement and Commands of my Superiors, hath given me this Honour of being in Your Majesty's presence. Whom I shall not weary with many words or expressions beyond meaning, I am no sent hither for that cause and it is as different from my own spirit, as contrary to the practice and commands of my Superiors, from whom, and from their Servant, according to the English reality, Your Majesty will find all manner of plainness and truth in our Transactions, our Deliverances and Preservations, whereof we have been eye witnesses; have been so near to Miracles of infinite rich Mercy and Love from Heaven, that we should sin against them if the least guilt or unfaithfulness, should infect our Conversation. It is not my work to paint out my own Country, or to draw black lines upon any, though our Adversaries: Neither shall I take upon me to mention the Excellency of Your Majesty's Person and Government, or of Your People, and Countries, lest I should incur any merit. And because I speak to those who God hath favoured with enjoyment of great Mercies, the increase and countenance whereof is heartily desired by my Superiors, and by me their Servant. I shall not enlarge my discourse with observations concerning both Nations of likeness, in Language, Manners, and warlike Dispositions, Arguments more natural than artificial, for nearer union: But this I may not omit, the fruits whereof I have tasted. The present happy Government under Your Majesty, which remembers unto us those blessed days of our Virgin-Queen Elizabeth, under whom, above forty years the people enjoyed all Protection and Justice from their Princess, and she hold all Obedience and Affection from her people. May this and more be the portion of Your Majesty and Your Successors; nor had it been lost in those who followed Queen Elizabeth, though Foreigners, but through the extremity of their own ill government. When attempts were made to ravish from us our highest Interests, the Orthodox Religion, and Just Liberty, the defence whereof undertaken by King Gustavus Adolphus, Your Majesty's Royal Father of Blessed Memory, in His German expedition for the Protestant's relief, was to him most honourable and successful, and surely for us most just and necessary, and alike crowned with gracious success by the Almighty. For the extirpation of both which by force, which had long been endeavoured otherwise, Auxiliaries were provided, and afterwards a War raised, which first appeared in Scotland, but there diligently resisted; and the English refusing to be Instrumental against Scotland for these ends, the storm was then blown over. In Ireland it rose so hideously, that 200000 poor Creatures, Men, Women, and Children, besides what the War devoured, were in cold blood barbarously murdered, for no other reason, but because they were Protestants, and Commission alleged for it. In England the fire brake out in all parts of it, from the one corner of the Land, unto the other; not a place, not a family, free from the rage of our Decennial, more than Civil War. An yet after so much blood poured forth, we bless God we live; and after so many devastations, a stranger passing through our Country, can hardly espy the steps of it. Our good God hath given us in England, Scotland, and Ireland, and all the adjacent Isles and Territories of the Commonwealth, a full and happy Peace. In all Appeals to Him, whereof we have seen many, he was pleased still to determine for the Parliament. And after these and eight Tenders and Treaties of Peace, wherein we received the denial from our Adversaries; it pleased the gracious, and all-disposing Hand of God, for the Good of England, to change the Government thereof; nevertheless, the same Common Interest which first begat former Alliances and Confederacies between the two Nations, do still continue and oblige both to desire the good of each other. Whereunto they seem the more engaged, because we cannot find that in any age there hath been a declared War between them, but a constant intercourse of Friendship and Amity, with mutual Offices of Kindness, out of which, great profit and happiness, hath redounded unto both. These things being considered with the Affairs of Christendom, and especially of the Neighbouring Princes and States, through Divine Providence, in such posture and condition, as to give greater opportunity, an lay stronger Obligations upon both these Nations, to entertain a nearer union and correspondence than heretofore, whereby the commerce and tranquillity of both may be preserved and provided for, with respect also to the common interest, and conservement of the true Protestant Religion: And your Majesty having by your late public Ministers to England signified your Royal inclinations and willingness by all good means to conserve and increase the ancient good understanding between these States; Upon these and other weighty considerations, and to show how acceptable the former overtures of your Majesty have been, the Parliament have thought fit by me, to make tender unto your Majesty of the friendship of the Commonwealth of England, and to let you know, that they are not only ready to renew and preserve inviolable, that amity and good correspondence which hath hitherto been between the two Nations, but are further willing to entertain a more strict alliance and union than hath as yet been, for the good of both. And in such a way as shall be held requisite, I shall be ready more particularly to communicate what I have in charge for this purpose. When his Excellency had ended his Speech, he desired of the Queen to be excused for being so long. Her Majesty answered, that she liked it so well that she could have been content to have heard him longer; and gave him very great applause. Some Aldermen were this day from the City of London, to attend his Highness the Lord Protector. His Highness the Lord Protector hath consulted about the regulating of the Laws, and particularly of the Chancery, for the general good of the Nation. By a Letter from Cap. Mill, commander of the Falmouth Frigate, was satisfied as followeth. The 16 instant, the Paul, Middleburgh, and we were all together, the 17 day we having several chases lost each other, and have not met to this day. The 18 instant I fell foul with 4 Brest men of war, of which Beech was one, with his flag in his main top, which gave chase to 4 small vessels bound for Rochel from Barstable, laden with Herrings and Coals, with which men of war I did engage some six hours, some 25 leagues Southwest of Scilly, and put them to flight, and saved those small vessels from their hands. Yesterday I fell foul of one Smith of Brest, which had with him a vessel of Plymouth, (one Parret Master) bound for Barbados, which he had in possession four days, which said vessel I did redeem, and took in him 17 Frenchmen belonging to the said Smith, which said vessel of Plymouth, I have this day sent thither. Also this day I came up with 9 stout Merchant ships of France, which came from Marseilles bound for St. Mallo, but could do no good on them. I humbly take leave and remain, your honours' humble servant Rob. Mill. Falmouth Frigate some 8 leagues from Ushant 23 Jan. 1653. Mr. Feak and Mr. Simpson were this day committed prisoners to Windsor Castle. One was this day set upon a wooden horse at Tower hill, and had his ears cut, for forging of an Order in the name of the Commissioners of the Navy, to cozen the State of nine pounds. The Earl of Ognato is still here, preparing for his return into Spain, where Letters are come to the Court at Madrid from one Father Jacob of the Order of the Preachers of Jesus in the high Armenia, mentioning that lately one day about ten o'clock in the morning, a great number of Turks, Moors, and other Infidels, being met their Church in the City of Mecca, they saw the chest in which the bones of their false prophet Mohamed were kept, fall to the ground and sink, and the pit remaining open for a quarter of an hour, cast fire and smoke with a great stink, and afterward shut up as before, which caused such a fear and trembling amongst those Infidels, that acknowledge their madness and blindness, they gave themselves up to the same father, who converted them to the Christian Faith: But some think it was only a trick of that Priest, by this to endeavour the Infidel's conversion that he preached to. In Corogna there are 3000 Irish arrived, who have been sent into Gallicia for their Winter Quarters. This day are come hither 3 ships from Ireland, reporting for News that the General O Bryan hath got a body of 4000 foot and 1000 horse, and doth sense the Castle of Dingle by the Seaside. This is reported by P. Rupert's friends here. The Irish Garrison in the Town of Armentiers have had a plot against the said Town, but the same being discovered, 18 of them that were guilty of that Treason, have been seized upon, and are in safe custody. By the last we have received advice that the Emperor, and the Imperial Cities have (notwithstanding the Protection of the Swedes to the contrary) admitted the City of Bremen into the number of the Imperial Towns, as it hath been before; whereupon the said Swedes, have declared that they will not loose their claim upon the said City, but will make it good whensoever they shall have the opportunity. The Elector of Cologne, and the French Ambassador, Monsieur Vautorse, having made the Emperor acquainted with the hostile invasion of the Lorainers, into the Dominions of Liege, it hath been concluded between the Emperor and the said Imperial Towns, that they shall assist the said Elector, and endeavour to force the Lorainers out of that land and therefore his Imperial Majesty is resolved to send his summons to several Towns for men and money. The English shops have taken two ships within the Haven of Brest, one laden with Wines, and another. His Majesty's journey into Normandy is deferred for a while, In the meantime all the Sea ports have been well provided with Soldiers and all munitions. The Office of Grand Master of France being forfeited by the Prince of Conde, hath been bestowed upon the Prince Thomas, Uncle to the Duke of Savoy, who hath the 12 instant taken his Oath, in his Majesty's hands that he shall be faithful in his charge. Charles Stuart the pretended K. of Scotland hath with P. Rupert and others of his Council been several times deliberating about weighty affairs, the Treaty between England and the United Provinces, being much suspected by that party. The Forces of the Duke of Lorain, are still hereabout, and do commit all kind of hostility, insomuch that nobody can travel in these parts, our party fell upon them about the Town of Thuyn and killed 500 of their men; Our Elector hath summoned all his Subjects by the 22 day, to appear all in arms at that time. Hereabout is a great fear occasioned by several Regiments of Swedes, Hesses and Brunswick Soldiers, who are to march through the Land of Bergh, for the assistance of the Elector of Cologne, who is assaulted in the Country of Liege, by the Duke of Lorain, who hath already issued out a Declaration, wherein he complains that he hath himself been assaulted by the said Elector; doing at the same time all kind of hostility, and having taken the Castle of Orsey, where many Boers and Country people had fled for refuge, with their movables and Cattle. He hath found there 2 or 300 horses, and hath taken 750 pistols of the said Boers, for the redeeming of their cattle, having left them to shift every one for themselves besides for their ransom. There are 600 foot and 200 horse sent from Trevers to the succour of the foresaid Elector, being more forward than the other Cities of the Empire, who are all to send him help and relief. Some Aldermen were this day from the City to make an Address to His Highness, the Lord Protector. A Declaration hath been presented from the Fleet to His Highness as followeth, (viz.) That these Nations of England, Scotland, and Ireland, having been for some years like the Bush which burned, but is not consumed: And though the Nations round about us, stand gazing on to see us made a desolation, as well as a hissing unto them; yet we are hitherto by the mighty power of the Lord and his wonderful out-goings amongst us, made rather an astonishment in our Preservation, than a reproach, by our ruin and devastation. In which great Work of the Lord, we acknowledge with thankfulness Your Highness hath been a glorious Instrument, and hath undergone many hardships and hazard of all that was near and dear unto you, even to life itself, and understanding by providence Your Highness is entrusted with, and hath accepted of the Protection of this Commonwealth in the Government thereof. We are in hopes that the Lord intends a settlement of Peace to these poor distracted Nations; and that ourselves with all the people of the Lord shall enjoy and partake of the same under Your Highness's Protection, according to the Rule of the Lord Jesus. And therefore we have thought it necessary as a duty incumbent on us to DECLARE, that we shall willingly be obedient and faithful to Your Highness, in performance or Your great Trust, and also in the utmost hazard of our Lives (with what else is near and dear unto us) be serviceable unto You, in the station the Lord hath placed You, against Yours and the Commonwealth's Enemies in our several places and capacities, during our employments. And having had good testimony of Your great Affection and earning Bowels, after the weal of God's People, we are emboldened and encouraged in all humility to make this following Address. That Your Highness will be pleased to have a more special eye of favour unto them above all others, in regard they are near and dear unto him, who is the Lord of Lords, and King of Kings, even our Lord Jesus. For which cause he is not ashamed to call them Brethren, And do humbly apprehend that their Privileges will be Your Privilege. And to account of them as of Your greatest Jewels, which will doubtless turn to Your great advantage. And hereby You will for time to come not only engage their hearts unto You, who in times past have not stood at a distance from You, But Your Highness will also engage the great Jehovah, Your and their Father to be a refuge, Shield and defence unto You as well as an everlasting rest for You, when all the storms of this Commonwealth shall cease, which is and shall be the unfeigned prayers of, Your Highness's most humble and faithful Servants, Signed by the Generals and the several Commanders present In the Fleet, From the Hague 28 (alias 18) Janu. 1653. Report was made to the Lords States General, where the Commissioners of the Assembly of Holland were present, by the Lords Deputies come from England of their Negotiation in the matter of Peace whereupon Letters were sent to all the Towns of Holland to send their Deputies hither presently upon the reading of them (to resolve upon the ratification of the Articles concluded) the Lords States of Holland and Westfreezland have begun their meeting the 17. (alias 27.) in the morning in which also the Lords Beverling and Newport made their report to their said Great and Potent Lordships, whereupon the Lords States of Holland sat again in the afternoon till 11 o'clock at night. The next day the same Lords States of Holland went from their Assembly to that of the Lords States General, where they stayed till two of the clock in the afternoon. It is reported that they offered their Resolves upon the Articles of Peace, which were approved of, and the Lords Deputies has thanks returned to them for their Services done in England for the good of this Country. The Assembly of the States of Holland and Westfreezland shall be shortly dissolved till the 20 of Febr. Next, and the Lord Beverling is returned for England to endeavour to procure a Cessation of Arms, till the other Provinces shall have time to bring in their Ratification to the Lords States General, and them a solemn Ambassage shall be sent into England, by the Gen. of the Land forces, and the Lord Updam Adm. of the Navy, as is thought, to ratify the Peace. The French Ambassador hath 16 (alias 26) Instant had audience of the Lords States General; 'tis thought that the said Lords States have given him notice of the Articles which their Deputies have agreed upon in England; and that the said Ambassador hath thereupon had another Audience of the said Lords General. What he shall have propounded is still under the secret. Dalkeith 24 Janu. The 19. instant Col. Daniel Governor of St. Johnstons having Intelligence that the Enemy were in or about Dunkel, sent out 100 Horse, and 100 Dragoons under the Command of Capt. Lieut. Ashby of Col. Twisleton's Regim. who came very near the Town undiscovered, and the Forlorn fell in with two of their Scouts, they made some resistance at the Baracadoe, but our few Dragoons beat them thence, entered the town and killed six or seven at the entrance. Our Forlorn went in the meantime to the other end of the Town, and pursued them, that upon the Alarm, got away to the Hills and Passages betwixt the Town and Blair, and there were 7 of them killed, many had the State's mark, and most of Athol's Troopers made footmen: They brought 50 horses with them, and 7 prisoners of Athol's Regiment, also many Carbines, Cloaks, Boots, and other things belonging to them; and had they not escaped to the very Woods and Crags, which are at the very Town's end, there had been more in our custody. Athol was there himself, and I believe this will be a great obstruction to his Levies: He had about 100 or 150 foot with him, most of which got to the Hills. The horse pursued them above two miles beyond the Town, and wounded many; but being very eager in the pursuit, and the Woods within two or three yards of the passage, they had no more to do, but being knocked off their horses, to run into the thickets, and then they were safe. It was a very seasonable Mercy, both to balance their height upon the business of Drummond, and also to lay a discouragement upon the temper of that wild people. There was one of Col. Twisleton's own Troop killed; some of the prisoners confess, that Wogan was run through the shoulder at Drummond, and lies at Weems. Cap. Elsmore's Lieutenant and Cap. Ker, did kill each other, both of them firing at one instant at more than 4 yards distance, with their Blunderbusses, and fell both from their horses immediately. The enemy's headquarters are now in Elgin: Their General Glencairn with about 1200 foot and 300 horse, besides Dragoons; they have beleaguered Burgie, which is a Garrison of ours. Kenmore is at Forres, and keeps his Guards upon the River Findern, to scour the passage from Inverness; the 20 instant Col. Morgan was marching towards them with 14 companies of foot, and 8 Troops of Horse and Dragoons. If these sheets shall come to the hands of Mr. Thomas Copwood, born at Dilvern in the County of Stafford, or to the hands of any that can give him Intelligence, either in this Commonwealth, or in any of the Plantations belonging to it, or other parts wherever he is, It is desired that he may understand, and have notice, That by his Elder Brother's death there is an estate fallen to him. There is news that the States are gone from Zealand to the Hague, to join with them in Confirmation of the Peace with England, aforesaid. The Popish Princes are troubled at the settlement of England under the Lord Protector, who had a design in Confederacy from the Pope, against all Protestants, that is hereby prevented; and this Government doth much rejoice all Protestants generally in several Nations. Conde refuseth to come in to the King of France; his Brother Conti was solicited to marry the Cardinal Mazarin's Niece, which he first refused, but since inclines to. One Orton Brooker hat Licence to dig in some suspected places for Treasure long hid. The Generals are in Stokes-Bay, from whom is come a Confirmation of the prizes mentioned in the last, and some Squadrons are gone out. Plymouth, 30 January. This morning news is come from Dartmouth, that a great Flemming is put on shore, having on board her, only one dead man, being killed by a shot, the rest of the company forsaking her. Some Canary ships arrived at Falmouth, and 4 ships from Malaga at this Port. Dalkeith, 26 Jan. One Troop of Col. Morgan's Dragoons being relieved, are gone after him in the North; from whom we have not heard since he marched from Aberdeen. The Regiments in Scotland so well approve of the New Government in England, and the Officers generally send in their Addresses, to be sent to His Highness to that purpose; only some few of Maj. Gen. Harrison's late Regiment, chiefly of the Welsh Troop, the Quartermaster, and some Soldiers are gone off towards England, and the Chaplain to the Regiment. There was a Shallop built up, and 4 Guns put into her, to secure Trade in the River Clyde, and prevent the Highlanders falling into Renfrewshire, which they often did before; but there being present no other considerable Vessel to assist, (as was expected) 3 or 4 days ago, one Lieut. Col. Harriot with some Boats from the Loughs in the Hills, surprised the Vessel. A Lieutenant of Gen. Monk's Regiment, and 7 or 9 other (most Officers) were lately taken near Falkirk, by a party, and carried to the Hills. Col. Humphrey's Troop is come to Musleborough, we long much for the other two Regiments. Newcastle, 28 Jan. The Wetwang, and the Newcastle Frigate, have each of them brought in hither a prize, 2 Dutch Capers of 6 Guns apiece, and 100 hundred prisoners, 50 in each. We are here full of Dutch prisoners.

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From Wedneseve, June 20. to Wedneseve, June. 27. 1655. Nay, in the Earth, the water, Air and Fire, let Smoke ascend, and I have my desire. The apprehending many Lords, and other Persons of Honour in several parts of England, charged with disaffection to the present Government, and Acting contrary to the Ordinances of the present Authority; their Names are already published in the Weekly Sheets, and therefore needless to be inserted in our Nocturnal. A Message sent by the K. of Scots to several Christian Kings and Potentates, to invoke their Aid and assistance on his behalf. The King of Sweden's Letter to the King of Denmark concerning his raising of a Hundred Thousand Horse and Foot, with his Resolution to take the Field himself in Person. The Victorious Proceedings of Gen. Blake and Gen. Pen against the Turks and Heathens. The incredible News of one Captain Jayer a Protestant in Savoy, who killed above 400 Persons with him own bands of the Piedmont Forces, and retook much Cattle and other rich Booty, putting the Barbarous Papists most of them to the sword, repossessing the Protestants of their Houses and Estates. A Mine of Gold found out in a hollow tree in Nonesuch Park. Oh wonderful! Two Maidenheads smothered in a Haycock upon Paul's Steeple. Three hundred Women up in Arms on Midsummer Eve, being mustered and conducted by the Countess of Billingsgate to supply the Navy of the She Commons in their last Expedition to Kingsland, for Gold and Precious Stones. The last Letters from the Land of Nod make mention of a wonderful Horse foaled in a Mountain of that Country, being of such an incredible height, that no man can back him, though with the highest Ladder that is, the Giants of that Country being assembled from all the quarters of Greenland, are resolved to remove Caucasus into the land of Nod, to make a Horse-block for this Palfrey, who is to be presented to the great Mogul of Tartary for a Charging Horse, that is next year to make War with Jupiter for the World in the Moon, ten thousand Giants being to fight on a great Castle placed on his back, armed with Crossbows that shoot Grenades above a 100. thousand Fathoms high, thinking by that means to burn the chief Cities of that Country, and so fire and melt down all the Gold and Silver Mines, which if they chance to miss the Sea in their fall, will much endanger Corn and other Fruits of the Earth, though wonderfully enrich this Nation with Gold and Silver, especially if it fall on Forest Lands, Woods or Heaths, which is much to be desired. All the Pie-women in Nodnol are summoned in by the She Commons of Cock-street, to take Licences, and so to pay Quarterage, and be freed from all Taxes, and other molestations that befall those loving souls for making use of their own; she that was taken abed between two men in Pie-corner, is admitted to a Pension. Two Citizens going down the last week to see the tame Whale at grass, adventuring to get up upon her back, the Whale breaking Wind, blew one of them as far as Calais, the other fell down in Dunkirk, and in the fall Broke, so that it is thought he will be a fugitive if not a Bankrupt for ever after; the Whale is to be questioned upon Oath, according to a Statute of Charles the Ninth, for endeavouring to convey away their Persons, by that means seeking to defraud their Creditors; the Debtors' Wives are to be examined upon Interrogatories what Wares were left in their hands belonging to those their Husbands were indebted unto, that all such Wares and Estate may be equally divided to the Creditors. The Feminine Rope-dancers in the Borough of Kent-street the last week assembled all the most active of their quality to draw up a Petition to the Parliament of She-Commons about an Ordinance to put down Foreigners from the Exercise of their Faculty, there being so many private Practitioners that dance on the Bed-ropes in Alleys and by-corners that the common, or public Artificers can hardly live on their Ca ings; the next morning the Petition being delivered to Mistress Speaker, the aforesaid Complainants being called in, had the thanks of the House for their care, and a Promise that their Petition should be forthwith read, and taken into serious consideration; a Committee of Dog-yard Ladies being nominated to determine this business. A young City Bobber going the last week into Essex, for recreations sake, would needs go a Fishing at a Pond in an Orchard near his friend's house, where by great luck, at last he caught a young Perch, which made him joyfully run in to his Mistress, telling her, he had caught a young Dolphin; surely, replied the Gentlewoman, you are mistaken, for a Dolphin is a sea-fish; No, no, replied the Citt, 'tis a Pond fish I am sure, for my Father hath caught many of them in the Mackerel Pond at Highgate, to my knowledge. This last Monday at Night, the Midsummer Moon being predominate, the Sign being in Cancer, so swelled the Breasts of the Women, especially Westward, that there arose a dreadful storm in many streets and Alleys about London, their tongues and nails walking at pleasure; Thou Whore, and thou Whore being their civilest Epithets. Three hundred Quakers were last Night taken Exercising in the Gold-finder's Office at Queen-hithe; some of them fled, others were apprehended, who were on the sudden put into such Quaking, Shaking fits, The Six Windmills in Moor-fields are bought up by certain Carpenters to saw deal-boards, the poor Sawyers being by that means quite undone since this Engine was first invented; the boards are after Bartholomew Fair to build new Scaffolds to repair Paul's, and afterwards to new gild the head of Cheapside Cross, against the next great City Solemnity. The Queen of Fairies chief Maid of Honour not long since was delivered of a young Fairy Elf, as she was travelling the Court of Proserpine, Queen Mab being enraged thereat, hath complained to King Oberon, who hath examined all his train, who should play the Mortal with her; and finding by the evidence of Cynthia, that it was a mad merry sprite of the Buttery that had committed Poultry with her; the Fairy King committed him to Limbo, where he must do Penance for his Lechery in a close Prison three storeys underground in the Vault of a Nutshell. The other Day a company of mad lasses being over-warmed with the heavy burden of their Maidenheads, having a mind to be dipped, would needs go wash themselves at Hackney river, but one them going into a Pond by the way, a two-legged Horse-leech entering her body, hath so swelled it, that Dr. T. is of opinion, that she is poisoned, and can hardly be cured these nine Months; the other Lasses going up into Hackney Marsh, were ravished by Mandrakes, they being now teeming, as it is thought great with Salmon, the Old Romans being like to be called in question for frigling themselves in that Marsh, by reason all the Females that have made hay there ever since have Conceived with Child shortly after, which is like to bring a great change upon the Parish, if those Children's Mothers do not find out Fathers for their Banth gs, which will be as hard a matter for them to do, as to find a Needle in a Haycock. A Gentleman this Week, riding toward Brainford to take the Air, he being something carnally minded, meeting with a Gentlewoman a horseback a little off James's house, he entering into discourse with her, agreed upon a job of Chamber-work, but lighting from his horse, and thinking to offer her the Courtesy of helping her from the house, both Horse and Woman were both vanished from his sight; The Gentleman is since stark mad, lying in White-cross street, crying out on the Devil. The Harlotry Ale-houses are increased so abominably in all places of the City, that many of them swarm this hot weather into Sodom and Gomorrah, Bloomsbury, and Turn n street, where they have themselves for a store of young Harlots , against some of the Old stock die in the City, when presently after they remove into their places, and then they come to their Silk Gowns, Scarlet Petticoats, with two or three Silver laces Round, and then they begin to be Gossips in Ordinary, and to side it with the Constable or Head-borough's Wife; make faces, and look askew at any that wears meaner clothes then themselves, the pitiful Dicks their husbands, becoming nick-pots, (or Chandlers) Thieves in wronging poor People by false Weights and measures, to maintain Puss in her Majesty, and make Joan as proud as my Lady and themselves more extortionate than Hounds, ditch Brokers, and as hateful and faithless as Jews and Infidels, as you may guess by one of their uncivil usages to a distressed Virgin a Soldier had drawn into a Chandler's shop in the upper end of Seacoal-lane, and after the spending of 5. d the poor Wench being left in pawn for the reckoning, and having no money: The uncivil Harlot my Host would make her pull off her Smock to leave for the reckoning, though a Neighbour coming by offered to pay three pence of the money, yet for but two Pence, he caused his Daughter to take her up in the Garret, and uncase her,

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From Wedneseve, August 22. to Wedneseve, Aug. 29. 1655. What Noise is this? the Devil's sure let loose; Jack Pudding's Codpiece earths a Fox, Women beware your Goose. The Execution of Mr. Freeman Sands of Shilvidge in Kent was performed, Aug. 22. of the Passages of whose Life and Death, will come forth a Book (if Mr. Perfect Diurnal fails not in his hope) will be to God's glory, and the Kingdom's good; but what Kingdom he meaneth; I leave his own judgement, or wiser than myself to expound the Riddle. The great confluence of all conditions of People to the Court of the titular King of Scotland at Collen, where since the arrival of the Princess Royal, there have come divers eminent Ladies, and other Honourable Personages, as well to gratulate their safety, as to condole their misfortunes. Amongst whom is Ludovicus Adolphus, brother to this King of Sweden, who having been lately at Heydleburgh, and in the way of marriage courted the Daughter of the Queen of Bohemia, who is now at Collen to give a Visit to her Cousins the tit K. of Scotland, the D. of Gloucester, and the Princess Royal, and to acquaint the titular King with the Proceedings of that Particular. The discovery of many Silver Mines in Cornwall, some of the Ore being brought to Lambeth, where it was approved by Mr. Bushell, and divers other Persons of great skill and Knowledge. From S. Alban's, the Letter by the last Ship make mention, of a Hog or Swine of that Town, that being lost four or five days, was in the end found by some Boys on the top of the Minster steeple, almost the height of the Weathercock, a thing very miraculous, and wonderful to the beholders; that when men deny, the very Swine should come to Church; whether he was bred at Hogs-Norton or no I cannot tell, but sure I am, the Hog loved the Bells better than some do the Organs, SIR, Here being in this Town, a great two-legged Tithe Pig put into a Sack to be brought to Bartholomew Fair; this spiritual Boar-pig, being too Swinishly given, was worthily dismissed of his Living in this Country, and sent away with a Pass, and Two pence to bear his charges. Last Night the Mare-shoe in Warwick street was blown up by the unhappy flying off of a Bottle, which went off with such a force, that it shook down all the Pinnacles upon St. Mary Obrays, and made one of the Pinnacles on St. Sepulchre's steeple stand awry ever since; Some report it blew down part of Paul's, & blew the Heads upon London-bridge a Mile beyond Croydon, where an Old moping Apple-woman bought them for Nuts. A Coney-catching Lawyer, having the subtlety of a Fox, the cunning of a Whore, the cruelty of a Tiger, and the malice of a Devil, hath not only wronged a poor man of his Possession by intoxicating his head with strong liquors, and causing him to set his hand to a writing, the same day took Possession flung the poor man in Prison, where not long after he died with very Grief; leaving his distressed Widow to the Charity of all Commiserating Christians, and to the mercy of that Wolf, who will not allow her so much as her household Goods to preserve her from starving. Sues Babies were so plentiful the last Saturday and Sunday, by reason of the rainy Weather, that 200 Pigs were pickled up against next Bartledum Fair. The She Commons this Week put forth an Act, That no Member of their House, after the 30 of August 1655. Presume to feed upon any female Creature, or any Creature that is deprived of its stones, be it Beast, Fish or Fowl, that they may may not only be the more rumpish, but the stronger, and abler to subdue their Husbands, by Henpecking, to make them Gravel-carriers forever after. The Beer of that street is so Valiant, especially at the black lad's Head, where their beer is brewed with Hertfordshire Malt, and so strong & lusty, That last Friday, a six penny Flagon being full-charged, and fire given to it by Captain Cole, it went off with such a Powder, that it beat down at least 16 Quarrels of Glass, and an Iron Deal Bar two foot square out of a Window into the street, and beat down three Chimneys in windmill Court, and some say, flew quite through Paul's Steeple, and was taken up at Broken Wharf, where it sunk two Litres of Sea Charcoal, and killed 16 Water Rats. The said Captain Cole, for his haughty Courage in discharging that great Gun, is to have his Statue set up in Glass, as a Trophy of so Gallant a shot, having got more glory by it, than he should have by sacking a City. A great Sea-Fight was last Night in Bartledum Road, near Cow-haven, where a most fearful Sea-Dragon seized on a Land-Frigate, called the Lady-ship, whose baggage had doubtless been all cast away, had not a Squadron of land Frigates come out of the Hosier-Lane Dock, the one called The Vanity, the other The Toy, the third The Fire-Pinnace, that played so Pocky hot, that many mainmasts were fired, and some so pockily battered, that they now lie in the Hospital Dock to be mended, being fired in their Gun-rooms so dangerously, that all the City Engines can hardly quench them. This Day the She Commons sat very Close upon a Business of a High and dangerous Consequence, arising from the Information of a She Commoner, who had discovered a Plot in Jack Pudding's Codpiece, to infect young teeming Women with his great Fool's-Bauble; and also the House took into consideration some treasonable Words spoken by the said Jack Pudding, as, That never a Member of that Horrible House had any more Soul in her, than was in his Custard, and said moreover, They were women of Corrupt Principles, as Covetous Persons, Drunkards, Liars, scolds, &c. The Witnesses being sworn, It was put to the Vote, Whether those words were mot Blasphemy against the House, and Treasonous, Seditious and scandalous, which Vote passing in the affirmative, the Herald with his horned Mace that was newly brought from the gatehouse at Highgate, was sent for but he pleading the Liberty of Bartholomew Fair, was only sentenced to do the half Strapado on the high Rope, and and every day during the Fair to be whipped soundly by his fellow Pudd, and so discharged. Which Sentence was no sooner passed, but one Mrs. Ill-lie, (Astrologitian to the House) stood up, and made this learned SPEECH following, Most Serene Ladies, Whose indefatigable Pains hath never been wanting for the good and safety of your Female Subjects; whose greatest care should be reciprocally to do their duties to preserve your Whorships from all contagion and Infection that may arise from the evil Aspect of Stars and Planets, I finding the Sign to be in Pisces, a watery Planet, which causeth rain, which is very unhealthful to your Bawdies; should you confine your Waters any longer. Whereupon the House presently rising, before Mrs. Speaker had returned back thanks for her care, but such an Incessant Shower fell from the Middle Region, that drowned 40. Load of Hay on Black Heath, six Windmills on Hampstead hill, and 50 salt-Eels in Highgate Pond. The City Rats are the next week to be bayted at the Dog-house in Moor-fields, great heaps of mary-bones where they harbour being set on fire. If there be any Man, Woman or Beast in City, Town or Country can tell any Tale or Tidings of al well-coloured She Mortal, or about 26 years of Age, who is crossed in the forehead, and marked with E.W. of a Cinnamon coloured hide, black eyebrows, who lately strayed away from a Bell-founder's shop in White-cross street, (with leave to go see Bartledum Fair) and is not yet returned, though she may with Friendship come again; if she be not fallen into Jack Pudding's Codpiece, not serves for a Property in the Fair, let them bring word to the Cryer, or to the Place aforesaid, and they shall have a Cap and a Bell for their pains. If there be any Man, Beast or mortal, in City, Suburbs or Country, that hath taken up a she-Mare with a white Face, and four Black Feet, she hath all her paces very well, but of late she hath been sick of the scurvy Yellows; and is of a short, tall, high, low Stature, marked on the breast with with E.S. let them bring word to Squire Dunne the hangman, and they shall have a turn for their pains.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 66

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From Wedneseve, April. 25. to Wedneseve, May 2. 1655. Bring home your May my jovial Lads, and kiss you nut-brown Lasses, with cakes and cream, and Sack a stream, and drown your cares in glasses. The Letters from Gen. Blake advertise, That he is still at Tunis, and cannot (as yet) obtain satisfaction of the Dye or King of the place, who hath not been accountable for what is past, only for the future shows some signs of a desire to Peace and Amity; But delays it is possible by their danger, teach them wisdom, though it be when it is too late. The D. of Gloucester, with the Royal Princess of Orange is removed from the Hague to take fresh Air, having with his two Brothers declared against all Popish Superstition, by that means greatly ingratiating themselves with the Protestant Princes and Electors, who make show doing something for them. The titular King of Scots went lately from Osterwick to Cullen, where he was royally entertained by a stately banquet. GENTLEMEN, I am requested to make known unto you, That the late King's domestic Servants have joined themselves together to assist each other in a private Collection of Charity for their relief, that Piously disposed Persons suffer not themselves to be abused in their Charity by Wanderers and Deceivers, and pretenders of themselves to be the late King's Servants, and to prevent the abuses thereof, they have chosen Collectors for the future, to give their Accounts to three Worthy Persons of honest integrity, who will see the equal distribution thereof, which Collectors have their Testimonial in Writing, and are appointed to Collect by Box and Seal, the which Impression is in the Printed Papers. A Dutch dragooneer in Field Lane having lately done some dogged execution on the legs of a Lad or two, being sadly menaced with a Halter, presented to his Governor (though he was a very Crabbat) yet he searching his dutch Pedigree, and finding him by the Father's side to be akin to P. Rupert's Boy with the black Ear, begot of Lelaps, of Actaeon's breed; he would not dishonour him by dying a Dog's Death, and so caused him to be shot to death, and after decently interred, and it is thought will have a Monumental stone laid over him, if not tapers to burn in his Urn, The Rope-dancing Turk, finding much inconvenience in the high Wind and the rain, is about drawing up a Petition to Jupiter, to banish the Wind and the Rain into another Country for a year, lest Nic. Spencer's Lamb get more money than he; which Lamb (to the admiration of all beholders) is to be seen every day in the week (Sunday excepted) at the sign of the Angel in Moor fields, near Bedlam Gate. A company of Lasses going last Tuesday a Maying, one of them climbing a tree in Hide-park, a young man coming by, and looking up at the Moon, was strangely blasted, being Moon-blind ever since, and no hair will grow on his chin; The maid it is thought had gathered some infectious Flowers, might be a cause of his unlucky accident, but the old Stargazers, are of Aristotle's opinion, who tells the reason thereof in his Problems, of the Menstrual Terms of Mulierian May-simpler. Fumigosus having smoked a new business of taking in News-books by the Week, reading them all for a penny or two pence, and returning them at the Weeks end; whereby his Muse is much undervalued, and himself both disheartened and impoverished; and therefore he desires to forbear the hiring Books in the same nature, A Dream upon May Day, Fancied out by a Gentleman who hath desired to send the same to a Lady of Pleasure into Hyde Park. Two of the Fatal Sisters that spin out men's Destinies, this last week holding their hands in a Reel without a staff, have wound up out of the Almanac two of the Holidays, and it is thought, That Castor and Pollux, the sign being in Gemini, will breed such a conflict, That the two fatal Sisters will after a while, make bone-lace for the devil's Pages, and the Gentiles of Cock-street are to judge which is the best workwoman for the Devil. There is a certain report of a great Fleet of Pond Mackerel, that will next sunday morning arrive in Clerkenwell Dock, two Pinks coming from Highgate Ponds, the rest from North-hall, where the City Bobbers are now taking them; This is to give Notice to all Fish-women and others, that they provide no other necessaries for their dinners, those Mackerel being fresher and better, and will be doubtless cheaper than any Sea-mackerel, and spend better. O yes, O yes, O yes, If any man or Woman in Town, City or Country can tell any tale or tidings of Fish-woman's Tongue lost in a BRAWLE at Billings-gate, on tuesday morning last, between eleven and twelve in the Morning, there being no less than twelve dozen of Candles burnt in finding it out; if you hear of any woman that hath too much tongue, it is desired that you will make stay of the thief, and send or bring word to the Mouth at Aldersgate, or to one Mrs. Twattlewells at the whip and Eggshell in Turn-again Lane, and they shall have a Juniper Lecture for their pains, with a Wormwood Psalm at the left end. A young man having a proud disdainful Mistress, that slighted his kindness, he wrote her these Verses, and presented them to her of May Day morning. The new Gold Mine between Newington and Kingsland is digging up, and so great quantities have been found underground, that the People cannot carry it away, it is reported, They are new building Rotten Row, and and are about to buy Paul's, and to new build it again at Kingsland; and if the Mine hold out, they intend to pull down all the timber Houses in Covent Garden, and to rebuild them up with brick to prevent firing of Houses, which is the great fear and care most People are in, these times of danger; their mind is nothing but fire, fire, ever since the Devil's Link-boy was taken with a bundle of Matches at his back, and straw; some say they intend to make a dry Moat round about Cuckolds Haven, and to make a bridge of Clouds over it, to be drawn up with Sunbeams, that all Cuckolds may march abreast over it to their haven instead of heaven, A great Conference was Disputed between a Body-maker and a Tailor, concerning the making of Woman with a more voluble and nimble tongue than Man, much argument was about it, but the Taylor having but a Remnant of the Spirit, and a little shred for his Talent of Scripture, gave the Body-maker leave to hold forth the Point, Who being a better Moralist than a Christian, gave this undeniable reason for it; Quoth he, The man (as I conceive brethren) was made of red Earth, a moist and cold Substance, and the Woman of the rib, a hot and dry Substance; now fill a bag of Earth quoth he, and fill a bag of Bones, and pour them out, and see if the bones will not make the greatest noise; whereto they all agreed; greatly commending the wit of the body-maker, who had so good skill in his trade of body-making, as to describe that filthy weapon called her tongue, whose clamouring noise will do their Husbands wrong. Lost on Tuesday Night April 24. at Cannon in Bansted Parish in the County of Surrey, one black Mare, about Seven years old, 15 hand high, with a final cut on the further Ear; And a Gelding of the same stature, being a dark Brown, with a P. and an I. upon the Buttock, and shoulder, on both sides: If anyone can hear of them, let them bring word to the place aforesaid; or to Mr. Parr a Tailor in Duke-street near Lincoln's Inn fields, and they shall have honest satisfaction for their pains.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 48

MFum22

From Wedneseve, Octob. 25. to Wedneseve, Nov. 1. 1654. Now Winter days do most delight, and women are best gamesters in the Night, but if you play at in and in, let whose will lose, they're sure to win. The debate of the House upon the Articles of Government, and other things of great Importance, of which I shall not meddle till Time perfect the Result. Those that stand for the Prince of Orange, do carry on his Interest with the States in a very High manner; being about to proclaim him, Their Chief STATHOLDER, and Count William of Nassaw to be his Lieutenant, and to act and Govern for Him during the time of his Minority: this makes the old Royalists begin to fancy Chimeras in their brains, That a time may come, that they may repair their ruinous Conditions. The Q. of Sweden continues still at Antwerp in expectation of Vast Sums of Money; which (some report) she intends to lend her Cousin Charles, to furnish him for his next Spring's Expedition. But this News is too much to be true; therefore I shall the sooner fall to my Smoking Intelligence. A Company of tried Bilbooes going the last Week to eat a Leg of Pork in Thames street, were after the eating thereof wonderfully Metamorphosed into Swine, and so have remained like brute Beasts ever since; Their Wives think for certain they are all Bewitched or else that they eat the Devil in the Swine's Leg, because they have rambled ever since: Yet having a tender care of their Husbands; They Desire all Constables, Headborough, &c. That wherever they find any such Beasts, that they will send them to Addle-Hill by a sufficient Convoy of Watchmen, and they shall have full content for their pains. By us, M.B.E.W.S.D. Spinsters Two Flying-Greyhounds are kept close up, in some By Place or Corner in the City, or Suburbs thereof by some Poachers, that make a constant use in catching up the City Game; This is to give them warning, that they bring forth their Dogs, that they may receive punishments according to the Prejudice they have lately done to many owners of Parks or Warrens within the Lines of Communication; or else they are to remain liable to the penalty of such Laws & Statutes ordained in that behalf. SIR, The Ridgling Constable that you mentioned some Weeks since in your Nocturnal, That chained up the Water on the Sabbath days, to keep People from going to church to serve God, is now Jack out of Office; which is no little joy to the whole City; And therefore it is generally desired, (if it pleases the blind Bear of Parish garden) that She send her Letters Patents to confirm him in his Office of being Chief Treble to the garden Wheelbarrow, and the grieved People will not only make Bonfires for his preferment, but send up all his good Conditions in the Honey bags of a Wasp after him, that the Bears may not be mistaken in his good parts. A lusty Book-binder (being one of the City Knockers) ambitious of doing good Work, would undertake to bind for a Mistress a Two-leaved Horn-book in Buff, double guilt; but could not gain the Work from the Party, unless he would promise her to Knock the leaves of the Book seven times over, one after another; but he knowing himself an able Workman, and his Tools sufficient, willing to show the proof of his workmanship (though it was a hard matter for him to perform the Work) undertook the same, and to make him the more lusty or able to perform what he had promised, before he went to Work, went to Cheapside Cross and bought him seven Cock-Sparrows, which he caused to be dressed for his supper, but in dressing them it unfortunately happened that the Cat stole one of the Sparrows away, the want of which so disabled him, that after he had beat the leaves six times over, he fainted, being not able to perform the seventh; and so lost his Customer's Work ever after. A brace of Virgins in Black-Colt Alley, not far from Feet-street not long since, holding a Conference one morning which had the best Mustard-pot, the one alleging that her Pot was Coal black, which Colour of every one was accounted the best; the youngest Maid said, That her Mustard-pot was between white and flesh-coloured, and therefore there was much difference between hers and the others, as there was between a clean Smock and a foul; Thou art a silly fool, quoth the eldest, I prithee which is most esteemed, or sells dearest, of a white or grey Coney-skin, or a Black or Silver-haired? A black one looks like a Devil quoth the youngest, but a white one like a Lamb, and is far softer and warmer than Lamb's wool; Thus as they were very eagerly contending, a Tailor being listening on the other side of the Wall, finding some movings in his Yard, manfully armed himself in his Thimble, and advancing his Spanish Pike, put in between them to decide the business, A Field of young Horns is lately sprung up near Hackney, the field was lately sown with Wheat, by a Headman of that Parish, who was accounted a Cornucopian, by the virtue of whose hand the grain was changed; the owner is no whit grieved or discouraged at this rare & unexpected change, in this great cheapness of grain, thinking horns to be the better Commodity of the two. The old Philosophers meeting at the Coach Goose in Chancery Lane, and disputing of the rarity of this wonder, most of them are of opinion, that some Cuckold might shed his horns in that field, or that some Citizen of Cornucopia might be buried in the said field in the last Wars. Many Livery Gowns were carried the last Monday from St. Nicholas' Shambles, and from Eastcheap to Leaden-Hall; Likewise divers others were that morning fetched out of pawn from the Devil's Brokers. There was last Monday a great Battle in Cheapside between two Whifflers and a Mastiff Dog, that notwithstanding their white staves, run one of the Whifflers quite through with his Tail, and showing his teeth to the other, made him leave his staff, and betake himself to the agility of his heels for safety. Two Costermongers are the next Market-day to be set in the Pillory for selling of Rotten Apples, which Trade it seems they have used for many years together; The way they had to put them off, was to cry them for Meddlers, so deceiving divers innocent Citts; who not well knowing the nature of that Fruit, might the better be deceived by them, The Last Letters from the Borough in Southwark makes mention of some Great Guns were heard to Play the last Monday very fiercely, and many Boats, Barges, and other Vessels passed up the River Thames, with great show of Triumph; there being heard by the Inhabitants of the Bank-side, not only Drums, Trumpets, Oboes, but all manner of several Instruments of Music, Thetis dancing on the silver Waves, gilding the faire face of the bright Thamosis, whose womb grew proud to bear so gallant Burdens. That day a great Fish, in likeness of a Man, came ashore near the Falcon, the said Fish entering into an Ale-House, called in for Ale and Cakes, and after he had well feasted himself, took water again, to the great admiration of all that beheld the same, who affirm, That this Fish was not only the full stature of a man, but had Head, Arms, Legs, Clothes, and all the Limbs and proportions of a man; and could speak very rationably; So that the Old Romans think, there be many of these Land-fishes living amongst us, and exercising Trades as we do; being scared ashore by the great Sea-fights that were lately between the Dutch and Us. SIR, The last Week here were 300, and odd Rats found drowned in a Barrel of Pickled Cucumbers, it being thought that those Vermin, after they have taken any Poisonous Bait, and being hot, and dry with the same, repair to those Cucumbers to cool themselves; It therefore behoveth all those that keep Pickled Cucumbers to keep their Vessels covered close, lest the Rats get therein; There being a cunning Ratcatcher lately come to Town, that in three Months will undertake to Poison all the Rats in the City. A great feast was last week in blessed Bell-Alley, holden by the Arcadian Shepherds and Shepherdesses, far exceeding the City Bobbers, PAN himself being invited thither by Raphael Desmus, Philologist. All the rural gods and goddesses attending on him, besides Satyrs, Dryads and Wood-Nymphs; with all manner of Music, Dances and Revels; The first dish was the Head of the Celestial Ram stewed in the jelly of a Comet, or a shooting, or falling star, served in by the two Merchants of the Celestial stones at the Hospital Gate, and St. Andrew's Holburn; the second Dish is Taurus his Head, horns and all, roasted in a shower of Rain; and served in by the Hyades and Pleiades, The third dish was three Bell-Weathers' Heads with all the appurtenances belonging unto the same, baked in a horn Warming-Pan; The fourth dish, was 3 sheep-heads roasted in the Wool, served in by Kepler, great Hoghen of the Horoscope; The rest of the dishes consisted of the heads of all manner of Horn-Beasts, served in by Merlins and Figure-flingers, the Music consisting chiefly of Horn-Pipes; except some certain Pipes of Barbados or Virginia Smoke for the second Course, brought in by Squire Ajakes in Bum-fodder Papers of his Monthly Observations, Prognostications and Predictions, intended special for the Horizon of Bride well Privies, where the Pole is elevated 12 inches from that of the Dung-boat at Puddle Dock, and might indifferently serve all the Close-stools in Nodnol, besides the Continent of Epsum Common.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 22

MFum04

From Wedneseve, June, 21. to Wedneseve. June. 28. 1654. Ding dong Bell; He that wants Money, had as good be in Hell: The madded World methinks is just like a Multiplying Glass, the more I look, the more Whimsies I discover, the more Covetousness, the more Pride, the more deceit I discern; methinks now I behold a Paradise of Antics, O bedlam world! when every Trull, and greasy Kitchen Maid, with gold and silver lace is overlaid, whilst mournful Virtue clad in veils of Night, eats her own sighs, and drinks her Tears downright; whilst the rest of the mad World's Fanatics are some laughing, some weeping, some walking, some creeping, some wincing, some starting, some sneezing, some farting, some drinking, some drabbing, some Plotting, some stabbing, some sitting, some standing, some obeying, some commanding, some Preaching, some prating, some their sorrows relating: some leaning, some kneeling, some kissing, some feeling; some drinking and eating, some robbing and cheating, some buying and selling, some howling and yelling, some falling, some rising, but all for Lucre devising: some Prophesying, others divining, but all from poor Virtue declining; and questioning Providence, thinking their present Enjoyments inferior to their merits, because it matches not their Wooden desires; every one complains, but who amends; all grows worse and worse still; one changes his God, another his Religion; another his Wife; one must have a cool weather, and Mistress Quarter-wit, the Citizen's Wife a little Wind, to dry her baby-clouts, or to blow in at her p—y back-door placket, to allay the heat of her burning concupiscence, whilst her Husband is bartering his unwarrantable wares by false weights & measures, to buy her a new silk gown, and a Petticoat (forsooth stand further off) with four gold laces round about our coal fire; then Ribbons for his Hat Points for his knees, and Fancies for his Codpiece, and Horns for his head; and then an la mode Citt. indeed. Oh fie upon't! I am as weary, as ashamed of rehearsing the follies incident to this mad Age; but I have been too tedious Yet had I the Eyes of Argus, the ears of Midas, the shoulders of Atlas, the wings of Dedalus, the Piety of Enus, the feet of Ledas, and the Hands, Heart and Club of Hercules, then would I knock down Vice like an Ox, and whip out Covetousness Pride, Dissimulation, Envy, Malice, Lust, &c. that like the Devil's Coach-horses draw by pairs the poor captivated soul into the Land of Darkness. On Midsummer-Eve, as Nick Culpepper's Ghost passed along the bank-side, he being walking towards Hyde park to gather Fern-feed going by the Bear garden Ditch, all the Bears roared so loud against him, that the very sound of their roaring, shook down the top of Paul's Steeple and part of the body of the Church; the same Night a bed of fresh Roses miraculously sprung up in the Bear-Garden Ditch. Here was lately a great Race run between a Fleet-street Tapster, and a Water-Bearer, The Tapster being a fellow of a good reckoning challenged all Comers and Goers; Till at the length a Wakefield Water-bearer (being of a stronger Element than the aforesaid Tapster) having a running leg, and heaving the bragging Vaunts of this high Challenger takes up the business to run with him; The day appointed, and the Wagers and Bets laid, both parties being placed hand in hand at the Globe Tavern door, from whence they most fiercely gave the start, from which place they run to the Vale of White-Horse, (It being an Inn some ten doors distance) the Water-bearer (being better made, over-run the pitiful Tapster; which Race was performed in less than a quarter of an hour; the Water-bearer was the next day crowned King of the Conduit, and Lord High Admiral of the Water-Tankard; at which great solemnity were many Garlands worn by some Water-Nymphs and Mermaids that came out of the Cocks as they were drawing Water, and danced round about the Conduit for joy, whilst Arion, and the Tritons played so sweetly on the Conduit-head, that they even ravished all that heard them: the Tapster is since summoned into Barnaby's Court, and there Fined Five and twenty Groats, and afterward to ride CUTT, and be degraded from ever coming again in Cellar, handling Tap, or using Black Pot, or false-bottomed Can. Two masculine Women Fencers, being to Fight a Duel, had chosen them two feminine men for their Seconds; the Stage-keeper sweeping of the stage, one of the Women Fencers, untiling the house of a Trencher; and throwing it at the other Woman Fencer's head, hit the Stage-Keeper such a blow on his upper lip; that ever since he runs open-mouthed at all Gamesters that come; Their Weapons being chosen, were two Hoop-sticks that lay in the Chimney-corner a nealing to make them hard. The Deputy Governor of Goatham, issued out an Ordinance on Friday Night last, that is to say upon the 18. of this instant June 1654. being called Midsummer Day; That no Cuckoo after that day presume to sing, stutter or stammer, upon pain of being banished during life, out of any City or Towns corporate, or Privileged Place within the Dominions of Goatham, and the Territories belonging thereto; Provided that whatsoever Cuckoo or Cuckoos that shall offend against Our express command, shall by our next winter's Fleet be carried close Prisoners into Greenland, and there to remain for ever and a Day, and never to return again during life upon pain of suffering Death in whatsoever Cinque Port, or Harbour they shall be apprehended. Hannah Trapwell the last Night saw a Vision in Bridewell of a dish of Lamb's stones coming fried alive to her, and offering themselves to her, to be eaten; The meaning of this Vision so troubles her, that she takes no rest a Nights till she be further resolved therein: Arise Evans is the man, and no other that can give her the interpretation thereof; and of some other Nocturnal Passages which will hereafter be worth observation. There was a great Plot discovered the last Night in a Cellar in Eastcheap at the Bottlebeer House where the Corks of two Bottles flying off in the Night, so scared a Watchman that lay dead-drunk, that starting up, he run open mouthed to the Watch, telling the Constable, That certainly he had smelled out a PLOT, for lying pardue upon a Bench, he heads Cannons discharging, Drums beating, Trumpets sounding, Horses neighing, Swords clashing, and men shrieking, which so amazed the Constable, that knocking up all his Neighbours, and doubling his Watch, with much fear and trembling they approached near the house, and one that had formerly been a Soldier, and more foolhardy than the rest, bending himself to the ground to listen, off flies another Bottle, which so scared the fellow, that at the Report thereof, he tumbled quite backward into the Kennel, crying out, Help help, Murder, Murder, Murder, the kennel water running under him, he mistaking for Blood issuing from his wound, which he thought was made in his belly by a Pistol shot, which making him evacuate and purge backward, so bebullbitated his hose, that being fetched off, and carried to a Barber-chirurgeon's, He asked them 5.s. to cleanse him, to find out the wound: and this was the Action of that Night, without any other loss on our side, as I can yet hear of. SIR, One Mr. Squirt an Apothecary, having his she-sinner following him home for some Suckitts, which he has often given her before, and begging of him a Naples Biscuit and a pair of Macaroons, which the Clown denying her, she told him she would not stir a foot without them, nor had not the power, being troubled with a standing ague in herm touch-hole; which rising he must and should allay, Lud-gate hill the other Night was buggered by a Hackney-Coach, some order hereafter will doubtless be taken to suppress and regulate the multiplicity of them, that the poor streets may not be put to such apparent hazards and frights by them. The honest Water-men will doubtless set apart a day of Thanksgiving for the fame. Glencarn and Athol are now coming down from their inaccessible Mountains, and are upon joining their forces with Middleton, intending to Rendezvous within twenty miles of Sterling; their Vault they have been so long digging in the Air goes still forward, but we understanding their design, have planted 25 Mortar-Pieces upon the top of Arthur Seat (a steep hill near Edinburgh,) which are all charged with Thunderbolts to shoot point-blank upwards, to see if by any means we may hinder their work; a little engagement was began on our part, but they retreated to the hills, yet leave behind them some Extravagant force which continual we glean up after them. The Country People do us much mischief in the Nights, scouting out by small Parties, plundering & pillaging all places wherever they come; but for all their great cunning, we make no doubt but in short time to overreach them, and serve them an Irish trick There are many women since Midsummer, taken with the Palsy in their Tongues, to the fearful disturbance of the merry Moon-men, their Dear Husbands. Two Ladies of the new Rant, going the last Night a clicketting into Hatton Garden a little before Jugging time, were strangely ravished by two wild Goats, who coming out of the Wilderness, seized on the them, and carrying them into Cursed-Whores Alley, they preying upon them, the poor things struggling to preserve life, by virtue of a Charm near their placket-Postern on the right side, they Metamorphosed the Goats into two Pools, that after Exercise, hung their Ears, and looked so pitifully, that the tender hearted Ladies, sparing their lives, delivered the poor creatures to the Trappanners, and they, after the plunder of their Heads, Horns, and Skins, delivered them up to the Hecks, who this Paddington Fair are to make their best of them; another Lady the same Night surfeited with swallowing Apricot stones; but three Quarters hence (according to the learned judgement of Dr. T—icle—) she will not without great labour be delivered of her Disease. The Lion and the Lamb falling out last night in Gracious street, challenged one another to try it out fairly the next Friday in the open Bear-garden; if the Lion os likely to have the best, the Lamb is to get a Wasp to be his second, who will undertake to sting him to death; the consideration of the danger he is in by so much odds against him, makes the Lion so melancholy, that he forsaking both his meat and rest, is falling into a deep Consumption, who it is thought out of fear will go near to desert the Engagement.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 4

MFum40

From Wedneseve, Febru. 28. to Wedneseve, March. 7. 1655. A Fart is an audible creature, gives ease, and breaketh wind, like Maids overcharged with Nature, be sure a way it will find. The triumphant riding of Gen. Blake in the road before Tunis and Algiers, with our gallant Fleet of English, to the great terror and amazement of all Turks, Cannibals and Heathens, whose ships dare not budge on their own Coasts, for fear of the language of our loud roaring Ordnance. The Lord Grey of Grooby sent Prisoner to Windsor, Sir John Grenville to Plymouth, and other eminent Cavaliers to Tinmouth Castle. A Regiment of Horse to be added to two Regiments of foot for the Defence of the City of London, Major Gen. Skippon, Col. Tickburn, and Col. Underwood chosen to command the same. An Ordnance for Regulating the Court of Chancery, and continuing of Excise and Impost, and the Cashiering some English Officers in the Army of Scotland. The Commitment of Cap. John Harris Prisoner to Lambeth House for cheating some Merchants of 900. l. for an Order to Transport Oil and Whalebone out of Holland into England; which Order he counterfeited, and carried his Design on with as much Impudence, as if Oxford Jack had been chief Actor in Ben. Johnson's Alchemist, to cozen Sincere Professors. Gentlemen, There are at all times ready special Pills experienced for six pence apiece, to be taken two of them after the first sleep, about 3 or 4 of the Clock in the morning, which do purge away any Venomous quality that remains after the Smallpox, from the Head, Eyes or stomach, and takes away the noise in the Head and Ears, And doth work safely and speedily only downwards, not causing the Party to be sick at all, and will have done their working by 7 of the Clock in the morning, so that the Parties may go about their Occasions the next day where they please without any danger. By a Gentleman in King's Street in Covent Garden, at one Mr. Wells' House near the Church, next door to the sign of the Merchant-Tailor's Arms. A She-Spirit walks every Night in Popping Hole Alley, that breaks Glass Windows, and so disturbs and affrightens many Neighbours, that they cannot sleep in quiet, nor take their rest for her; It is desired, if any Scholar can conjure down She-Spirits, that they will try their Art, and the Neighbours will give them any reasonable satisfaction for their pains. A low Highlander, being a trusty Watchman at Fleet-Conduit, having received the stock of the Watch, which was about 18. d. in guarding a Rat to the City Trap, the Rat kicking his Lantern, struck out the 18. d. out of the top of his Lantern into his Pocket, which he willingly connived at; and so cozened Mr. Constable. The last Week a man falling out with himself in Covent Garden, as much as to say, nine Tailors falling out with nine Thieves, there had like to have been a more mortal fray than was betwixt the Tailor and the Louse, if the Constable and vigilant Guard had not happily interposed, which made them let fall their Spanish Pikes, and so they craving quarter for their Lives, were notwithstanding carried all Prisoners to the Round-House, a place more terrible to them than Hell itself, where they were to be allowed a Half-penny loaf apiece; but the next day making suit to the Constable, they were summoned before Justice, and so paying for being drunk, they were released; they sit cross-legged ever since, and are much troubled with the stitch in their fingers, having no delight to wind up their bottoms. A Shuttle-headed Weaver the last Sunday, walking his Love to Primrose Hill to pick daffadown-dillies, being at Hampstead drinking a twopenny Jug, the Weaver having occasion to untruss, left his Love to the Protection of his Host, and going into the back-side, he by chance found a Violet, which he choicely covered with his Hat, and going in to fetch his Mistress to pull it with her own hand, an unhappy Wag seeing him, went presently and took up his Hat, picked the Violet, and dropped a surreverence in the place, and covered it with the Hat again, so the Weaver handing his Mistress to the place, took up his Hat, that she might bless her white hand with pulling that fragrant Flower, which he finding so strangely Metamorphosed, fell to kissing his Lady, telling her He took it for a very good Omen, that the Violet should be so strangely metamorphosed, if they considered the Proverb, that sayeth, Shitten come shites the beginning of love is; which conceit of the Weaver, caused his Lady not only to smile, but to stop her nose. O yes, O yes, O yes, If any man, Woman or Mortal in Town, City or Country can tell any tale or tidings of a Lady's Honour lost last Monday night in Sheet-lane near Bedford bury right against Smock Alley, by Coney Court, it is of a very brittle substance, with a great flaw on the one side, and a crack on the other, and thought to be broke with the fall it last had; whoever hath taken up this Jewel of an unknown value, let them bring word of it to Mistress Abigail Tick-Tail at the sign of the Flying Monkey in Long Acre, or at the Jackanapes a Horseback in Covent Garden, and they shall have four new Nobles for their pains, and allowance for their charges. The last Monday about noon happened a most desperate and bloody Fight between two Cow Cross Hectors, for a Lady, which should enjoy her for his Sweetheart, from thundering high words, they at last resolved to try the business by the Sword, Mount-mill being the Stage where this bloody Tragedy should be Acted; they marching thither with such fury as if they intended nothing but the utter ruin of one another, many Spectators following after them to behold the event of their Valour; but by that time they had scaled Mount-Mill Fort, such a Damp fell on them, that they stood like two Quakers, neither of them daring to draw at each other, at last, finding fault with the Ground, and the unequalness of their Swords, they wisely withdrew themselves from the Company by a back door Postern, and so embraced, and kissed one the other, shedding between them so much white blood, that so drowned Woods-close, that many Land-Frigates might sail through it: which drowned thirty four Bulls and a Cow in the next Field, and 90 Eels in a Pond; this Deluge had like to have endangered the City, had not the 7 Windmills been employed in carrying the Water another day; These two Valiant Champions are the next black Monday to ride in their Pontificalibus through Leaden Hall, where they are to be feasted with City Custards, and to be made Knights of the Order of Will Summers, and to have some Mark of Honour settled on them, and so to be Chronicled in the Annals of the valiant Trophies of Tom Thumb, or the Battle between Jack Adams and Hopetee-Boobee. There are certain strange Reports spread through the whole World of that strange Monster lately taken in Hispaniola, it is since certified by Letters from Madrid, that the said Monster having seven heads, speaks several Languages, and is doubtless that Antichrist which should come in the latter end of the World; he is now gone to Rome, where he is to be installed in the Papal Dignity, the whole Conclave of Cardinals be so perplexed thereat, that they they are now resolved to end the great Controversy amongst them about the choice of a new Pope, and to break off, and betake themselves to their own safety, they having first crossed and sprinkled themselves with Holy Water; some Jesuits having conversed with him, are ever since struck deaf, dumb and blind, none daring to Dispute any more with him, but give him free admission into the Papal Chair; this unexpected Change hath given so great a blow to the Popish Clergy, they are all at their wit's ends, having left all their Provisions in the Conclave, all their Factions being now separated; they are turned Quakers, going howling and yelling about the streets in a distracted manner like Mad-men, carrying about with them not only holy Relics, but the Eucharist, conjuring out Masses, and cursing their new Pope with Bell, Book and Candle; what this strange and wonderful Effect may work upon the Popish Idolaters, time that brings all things to perfection, will suddenly show unto us. Many of them are now turned Jansenianists, which Sect doth as much or more increase than our Quakers do here in England. Three new Exchange Lasses troubled with a Disease called the Fashions this last week were sent to St. Mary's Spittle to be cured, they are first to be let blood on the top of their little great toes, and their Virginities to be new shaved and vamped docked and drenched, they are afterwards to have a Mesh given them by a French Farrier, made of Neapolitan Periwig Roots, and so to be fluxed and dieted four New Moons and a half, and so (if cured) to be dressed up decently in homely plain Apparel of the ancient English Garb, and then committed to the tuition of the Matronship of Bridewell, for the imitation of the rest of the City Gill Flirts, of late grown so Peacockish in their Attires, that Pride will hardly give them leave to know where their tails hang, much less their Maiden Modesty. The Devil appeared last Night amongst some Gypsies in Divinity called Quakers at the Mouth in St. Martin's, in so ugly and horrid a shape, that instead of Quaking in jest, they all fell to trembling in earnest; some of them tearing off their Clothes, and after many hellish Shrieks, were driven along before him; having never since been either seen or heard of; one of them (being a young lad) was seen to run naked through Smithfield towards the Old Bailey,

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From Wedneseve, Decem. 27. to Wedneseve, Jan. 3. 1654. Set a Poet upon horse-back, and if he will not ride, Then sure he is some cross Jack, that hates the sin of Pride. Letters from Scotland intimate, That Gen. Middleton and MacCloud having Intelligence that Sir James MacDonald was on his journey to Skye Island, went with two Parties of Horse thinking to have surprised him, but he escaping, they took a Party belonging to him, with all their Bag and Baggage; they are, as is reported, about nine hundred strong. The titular King of Scots having been lately at Dusseldorf to reconcile the Elector of Brandenburg and the D. of Newburgh, was presented with two Jewels of a very great value. From France, It is certified that the Valiant General D. James hath again taken the Field, and is attending the motion of the Spanish Army with so much gallantry and Noble Resolution, that his Merits are seated very high in the affections of the French Nation. The various Reports this week about some sudden alteration in the State, by reason of drawing up the Forces to London, hath caused some busybodies to spend their judgements according to their several Humours; though nothing is like to be done, but what is for the Public preservation and Peace of the Nation. A great Feast is next week to be kept on the stones in Salisbury Plain by the Salisbury Knockers, another at Hockly in the hole, by the City Pie-women, who have hired up all the Blind Fiddlers in Nodnol to scrape to them that day; the Divers, Morts, and Mobs, are the next Day to keep Thanksgiving for the Death of one of their Persecutors, that sometimes would doe them the courtesy as to help them to a run flogging, a luzzing, or perhaps a nubbing, to reclaim, or destroy them. Two blind Scrapers, alias Musicians, as they were playing under a Gentlewoman's Window on New Year's Day morning wonderfully recovered their sight by the juice of her Chamber pot, which she freely distilled on them; one of them hath since (though he saved his eyes) lost his hair, the other is sore troubled with a singing in his head, yet both of them have their seeing perfectly. A covetous Pie-woman making Christmas Pies of Dogs and Cats, this week have made many of the Men and their Wives that eat thereof fall together by the Ears, tearing one another in so furious a manner, that all the Bear-wards in Parish Garden can hardly part them; grinning, snarling, mewing and mopping at one another in so currish a manner, Three Tapsters this week hanged themselves for fear strong drink should come to a Penny a Full-pot, since the Order for brewing the strongest Ale and Beer at the Rate of Eight shillings the Barrel, and not above: Now ye pimping Harlot-houses, have not I told you what your Pride would bring you to? In Popping-hole Alley, over against the flying Bear, between Fleet-bridge and the Conduit dwelleth a She-Devil, in the likeness of a Woman, who though she be married to as honest a man as lives, and wants not any thing necessary for a far better Woman than herself, yet hath so black, fowl and devilish a clamouring tongue against him, that she not only disturbs all her Neighbours, but is the shame of her Sex; her common language being to her Husband, Rogue, Whoremaster Villain; Nay she is so impudent, that in the open streets she will open her implacable clack against him, saying, Are you come home from your whores you Rogue? Have not you given me the Pox you Rogue? Thou White-livered Rogue? Thou burnt-breeched Rogue? Thou drunken Rogue: and a Thousand such foul-mouthed and cursed languages, though really he deserves (not only her, but all men and women's good reports, for his civil and honest behaviour.) A Welsh Cormorant, being a Porter pliable to his insatiate Gut, at Fleet Conduit Privies, being for his great stomach, thought to be the bastard of old Mallet, not long since going to victual his camp in the golden Valley, about a mile and a half on this side Hyde Park, in a Hut under a pig Mountain, was so greedy of his Provender, that one in courtesy, bestowed to his four pound of toasted Cheese, a cup of Carmarthen Perry, spiced with a halfpennyworth of Mundungo Ginger, which so work upon her cood cousin, that her run a Goat trot three mile up Brecknock Mountain into a Garret in Shoe-lane, where like a Welsh Beast, surreverence, he so beshit himself, that he backward and forward voided up three Ton of Soil, which stunk so pitifully, that it poisoned a heard of Threescore and sixteen Hogs, and an old Sow, that hung up in a Sausage shop in the Old Bailey, and all the Rats and Mice between Temple-Barre and All-gate, and belched so loud, that he scared two dead Women and a girl that was drowned in a Land-frigate quite out of their Wits, they being now all in Great Bedlam in Little Moore-fields to be cured of their Welsh Lunacisms. Since 'tis the beginning of the New Year; I shall a little strain my Muse in stead of my Purse, to give these several Professions these New Year's Gifts following. O Yes, O Yes, O Yes, If any man or Woman in Town, City or Country can tell any tale or tidings of a Black Cat with a white beard, and four white feet before, and two tails on each side, being lost about three years since, as she was gibbing in a Gutter near Algate, let them bring word of him to the Cat and Fiddle in Bartholomew Fair, or to the Maidenhead in Cat-eaten street, and they shall have full content for their pains, and have a March Citten into the bargain. A great Bull-baiting was last week in St. Johns Street, where there were many flying Dogs seen in the Air, that pissed Aqua vitae so strong, that the Bull was in more danger of his eyes than his Nose; among whom one Dog being fearful, beshit his breeches, another being too bold, fastened on a Woman's breast in Whitechapel, a man that was staving him off being bit by his arm; both parties as I am informed, being since dead, and the Dog hanged; a poor satisfaction for the lives of two Christians; The next day the Players presuming to Act Witt without money, were routed by the Soldiers, A Lady of Pleasure the last night being painting her Naked Breasts for a Nocturnal job, so poisoned her heart, that she hath never been accounted honest since; the next day going into Milford Lane to see Diana and her Nymphs, she was strangely Metamorphosed into an Owl, and is ever since become the wonderment of all the rest of the pretty Lady Birds of her own feather, A certain Libel was lately found out by a blind Tailor as he was taking measure of a Pint Pot in the Globe Tavern near 9 at Night; the sum followeth. Item, For firing for my Goose, -- 00 -- 2 d -- ob. Item, For Half-penny loaves per Week, -- } -- 00 -- 3. d. -- 00 Item, For, Four shilling Sixes per Week, -- 00 -- 1. d. -- qr. Item. For stealing one yard, three-quarter out of one suit. -- } -- Nichills. -- Item, For Lace condemned to Hell. -- Nichills. -- Memorandum, Saved in laying out for Lining, Stiffening, Silk and Buttons, -- 00 -- 7. s. -- 03. d. Mem. Saved in Drawing -- 00 -- 1. s. -- 04. d. Mem. Got clearly by gelding of Mr. R. S. his grey suit -- } 01. l. -- 9. s. -- 06..d Besides making. 00 -- 14. s. -- 9. d. Last Tuesday two Whales shot the Bridge in the Gravesend Barge, and two Millstones met them near Windsor, as they were rowing to Greenwich for a wager; and had like to have sunk them in Channel Road, had not the Wind, that then was North West been the more favourable and high in saving them.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 31

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From Wedneseve, Aug. 23, to Wedneseve, August. 30. 1654. Turn-ups Ho, right Hackney, up and down; never such store, were seen before, I think in Nodnol Town; but near the Fair, they plenty are. The taking of General Middleton by the Swan Frigate, as he was going to the titular King of Scotland in Germany. A great Tumult of Seamen at Newcastle, but happily suppressed. Another great Victory of the Venetians against the Turks. The advance of our gallant Navy, with 15000 brave Soldiers, upon some Honourable and gallant Design; which a small time will bring to light, and therefore the further inquiry into the grand Design of that Victorious Navy ought not to be known, whatever Reports or Suggestions are fancied by busy bodies. The report of a Treaty of Marriage between Carolus Adolphus K. of Sweden, and the Princess Royal of Orange; the Post-master misputs for the second Daughter to the Duke of Holstein. The gallant deportment of the valorous Englishmen against the Spaniards at Cambray, and how undauntedly they first entered the trenches of the Spanish, with Sa, sa, sa; and pulling up their Pallizadoes before Arras, made the Dons cry out in their Language, Fuyez, Fuyez, run Spaniard, and The Devil take the hindmost. Gentlemen, There was lost on Friday last about Newington Green a parcel of Writings; This is to desire them that have taken them up, to give notice of them to Mr. Vinse at Newington Green, and they shall be well rewarded for their pains. The Queen of Morocco the last Night arrived in Bartholomew Fair, and had some abuse offered her Majesty by one Monsieur Baboon (a lecherous Frenchman) who attempted her Chastity, but by the courage of two Monkeys, that were her Maids of Honour, she was rescued out of his arms; for which delivery Her Majesty hath set apart the Eighth Day of every Week till her return into her own Country, to be a Thanksgiving; moreover hath bestowed on all her Retinue new Gold-chains embossed with Philosopher's stones, and enamelled with Unicorns' Horns, which gift they are not a little proud of, wearing the said gems not about their Necks (as the fashion of our Country is) but about their hinder parts, in which the chief of that Country most pride themselves, Saint Tantlings was this Week brought to bed of a young Church, which as the Philosophers think, was begotten by one of the Seven Windmills in Moor-fields, because all the Trees are invited to her Christening; the Lion in Watling-street, and the Weathercock on Paul's steeple, are to be Godfathers, London-stone is to bid the Guests, at which solemnity, all the Crosses in Nodnol will without doubt be present, with the Mother of Powls, the Standard in Cheapside, and both the Giants at Guild Hall, and some say King Jemmy is invited from his Palace of Aldersgate; but this News relishing rather of invention, or fiction, than any reality, or truth, I shall desire you to suspend the belief thereof till you hear further. That the Turk the other day, dancing so high, in capering on the upper Rope, discovered a Mine of Gold in the Air, which hangs in an Island right over Cheapside Cross, which Gold (the Old Philosophers are of opinion) was attracted by the heat of the Sun into a Cloud, where it became sperm, or seed of Gold, which hath since engendered, and is become a Mountain of Gold, as big, if not bigger than Highgate Hill, hanging about 35 Miles in the Sky, so that it will be a very hard matter to attain to the getting thereof by any other than this rare Artist, who will undertake for one half, to climb up on a Sunbeam with Jack-pudding at his back, and Pickaxes, Spades and Mattocks to dig the same, and so to let down the Ore in small clouds in the fashion of Earthen-baskets; so that ere long we shall have such plenty of Gold, that we shall not need hereafter to practise knavery in all Trades to grow rich, or for a Coin, play the Fool, Knave, Cheat, &c. Nor be so venturous, as for a little Money to venture one's Neck, as that Turk doth. Who More famous in that Quality than the lately deceased Monford, Peadle, and now Christ. Whitehead, who for agility of body, and neatness in Dancing, The great Fight at Hampstead about three miles off, was performed with much gallantry on both sides, especially by the Company of Cap. Tho. Dale, who when the enemy fired from the Hedges, valiantly all fell down upon the ground, whereupon a Mower by chance mowing off the left buttock, and the right Fiddle-case of the before mentioned Captain, who after he had lain about three hours in a trance, suddenly awaking, and starting up, glad he had escaped the danger of the Mower's scythe, betook himself to to the nimbleness of his heels, and setting his face towards London, run three days and three Nights right forward, till he came in Mary-bone Park, where he learnt the Mock-Nightingale, which Lesson he will hardly for ever forget again; after he had well recollected his senses, (thinking the worst past) taking his Instrument upon his shoulder, he played Turn against honest Tom. Dale, who in the whole Battle, lost but one man, who was cup-shot, and another that was cut in the leg; The said Captain, notwithstanding the loss of his Fiddle-case, for bringing off his Company and Person with such credit, was the next St. Barnaby's Day to rid CVTT, to take Possession of Bacchus Grove on the back-side of Tatnam-Court, and to have a groat paid him at his return out of the Crown-Office upon Addle-hill the next Islington Fair following, There was last Week a strange bird between a Pheasant and a Way-goose taken by the Watch, and carried to the stocks for biting his Grannum, some say he had drunk too much of the juice of Barley, others say he was bit by a brewer's Spaniel; The PIE-WOMEN in Hosier street, next Bartholomew Fair, from Bawd to Whore, and from Whore to Mob, and from Mob to Mort have such Rum trading, that Sodom and Gomorrah are now as empty of traders, as great Bedlam is of honesty, as may be seen by their immodest behaviours; which shows they have long since commenced at the University of Middleborough, read Aretine both in Print & Picture, and been Lecturers to Lewdness for many years together, that they can afford such amorous smiles, delusive glances, enticing phrases, sweet language; that no Culle can have the Power to withstand their embraces; they preying upon all comers, from the shopkeeper's Boy, to the Butcher's Dog, none can escape them, War Horns I beseech you; for here doth grow such plenty, that Cuckolds' Pound fell in a swoon, when they the Pox had lent ye. It is a great fault that these Venereal Pieces of Damnation are not shipped away into New England, especially being so Light a Commodity, that they need not much fear casting away; if they avoid but one mischief, that is, firing the Ship, which flames, none can approach without either scorching or consuming; away with them mercenary Monkeys, pockey Pieces of mortality, that make a Trade of Lust, and a pastime of Incontinence; and make a calling of their accursed copulation; But hang them Polecats, A Pitiful Plasterer having lately buried his Wife, and he Night after afraid to lie alone in the Chamber, for fear her Ghost should walk, undertook to New Ruff-Cast his old Nurse, to which end, she after a slight wooing, easily consented to accompany him that Night in a Truckle-bed under his own standing; a short time after they were married. SIR, ONE of the Flying Salmons that escaped the Woodcock Net over Rochester-bridge, pitching in Spittlefields, in the absence of the She Salmon, solicited another Fish (called a Maid) to his embraces, which in English is, To come to bed to him, which she modestly refused, alleging, She would not wrong her Dame; but after many solicitations, and urgent aggravations, being at last brought to a why not, (lodging in the next Chamber) he promised her Two Cows and a Bull, if she proved with young Salmon by him; which she hath now declared to the World; It being an Innocent loss to her: She threatening (in case he used violence) to call the Corporal; the By-word being ever since, The Shemshitter I told you of that was a fortnight ago cured of the falling-sickness by the young man that was strong in a fit of the Standing Ague, hath ever since been troubled with a timpany, or swelling rheum in her nether parts, which causes so much distemper in her body, That her Chirurgeon who had no sooner searched her Disease with his Instrument, but he told her, though her Cure were difficult, yet he would tent her, which he had no sooner done but she fell a laughing, as if she had been perfectly cured by his precious weapon-salve; but he was no sooner gone, but falling into a fit of the Mother, she was counselled to send for Dr. P—, who gave her a leash of Beauty spots, instead of black patches, to pump the rheum out at her nose and eyes. There is a Tailor and a Miller tomorrow Night to draw Cuts for an Ounce of Honesty, he that wins, is to be accounted the honestest man of the two ever after. The last week the Chapman of the Hangman's Wardrobe made so pitiful a bargain, that in railing and scolding, he shaked out threescore Glass-windows, the heat of his tongue melted down all the lead, the strength of his breath blowing all the glass out of two Parishes into the third; the very same Night his Grandmother going to take Boat at Temple stairs, and having first occasion to make water, did it with such force, that the sparkles flying up in the Air, killed 16 Rooks, and 25 Swallows, witness my Dog and I.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 13

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From Wedneseve, July 25. to Wedneseve, Aug. 1. 1655. None rightly live, but those that give, each honest man his due; but friendly foes, are only those, that keep me from my due. The loud report of the taking of St. Domingo, and the great store of Gold and Silver therein, with 450 Prisoners, only with the loss of some few of our men, amongst whom was that Valiant and Gallant Spirited Soldier Major General Haines, a man of high courage and fidelity. The Lord Christian Bond, Ambassador from the King of Sweden, his arrival at Westminster, attended with several Lords and Gentlemen. The King of Scots sending for many English Nobility and Gentry to make their Personal appearance at the head Quarter of Prince Rupert. The taking of 40 Prizes within these 6 Weeks, which are brought into our English Harbours by Captain Vesey and others. A Proclamation for the Pricing of Wines according to the Stat. of 28. Hen. 8. to be duly observed, and the Offenders punished according to law. Some Quakers this week taken into Custody. A Bay Mare about 6 years old, with a Star in her forehead, and a white snip on the nose, something thick headed, her Crest fallen, with one white foot behind; She was lost at Mondon Marsh near Maldon in Essex, about a fortnight since, if they give notice at Mr. Neville's house at Cressing Temple in Essex, or at his House at the Savoy in London, they shall be well reward for their Pains. Since the happy News of Prizing of Wines, the Vintners are become so quarrelsome, that the last week, two of them being drinking on the back-side of the Shambles, to pay their groats apiece for riding Cut the Night before, one of them became so Captious, that for his Friend's but calling him Fool in jest, he entered an Action of Defamation against him at Guild-Hall in earnest; but thinking that Court too low to try so weighty a Business, the same day he withdrew that Action, and two days after, Arrested him again by a Writ of Capias to Answer in an Action of Trespass at the Upper Bench at Westminster the first day of the next Term. Of a Welsh Morris Dancer, that lately danced at Placets between the Hams for the price of ten Pence, and the she-mortal showing him her Gatehouse open, made him have so soft a Place in his Noddle, that he is to be cut of the Simples in the heat of the Dog Days; And a Welsh Foot-post is come running from the Barbados to save him from the danger of his stones cutting off with the Ear of a Mastiff Dog, that left so great a stink behind him, that the strength of it choked all the Lions in the Tower, and made them in Smithfield Pens roar so loud, that the great noise drowned three Thunderclaps; and all the Windmills are to be banished, the scent was so strong, that all the Good Wives in Dog-Yard have sworn never to grind their Grists there any more: There came a fresh Broom to make all clean, although it was well scoured before, that there were no less than Fifteen loads of Mops to dry up their sins. My Dog and I. Three Black Geese were seen the last week to take their flight just over the Blind Beggar's House directly towards the West Indies, which make the Philosophers be of opinion, that the Gold Mines near King's Land will yield very little profit this summer, especially considering that the Druids having committed that great Rape upon the Sibyls in the confines of Madgeland, have so incensed Jove, that he hath sent an Army of Fleas into Bedfordshire to encounter with the Domingos of that County; who are very numerous; and lie in Ambuscado, sallying out in the Nights, do much mischief in those Territories, the Blacks joining with them, do much endanger the Inhabitants of that County, by biting. A great Battle was fought the last Week in a gutter near West-smithfield, where about fifteen Hundred Cats met in battle Array, and dividing themselves into squadrons, after the signal was given by a great Wawe, they fell to it tooth and nail, making so hideous a noise, that Fifty five fish-women were struck dumb with the noise of them as far as Billingsgate, Sixty four houses were untiled in this combat, Forty Chimneys dismantled, and above a hundred Houses levelled even with the ground; this Battle continued the space of four hours; and it is held as ominous a sign, as the Barn in Hertfordshire, that sprung up in an Orchard in one Night, and the next day vanished away; about forty Cats were found dead on the place, besides many more wounded, and one March Kitten shot in the left elbow behind; the Rats have had a Convention in Rotten Row, where they Voted a Thanksgiving to be next Rogation Saturday come fortnight; and then expect to hear more. A brace of Cockaloaches, near Cheapside, the one a brazen-faced Droll, whose wit dropped out at his nose, as his Nurse was feeding him with a spoon, the other a lickspicket drawer, instigating me about a fortnight ago, to insert an envious invective against a Worthy Gentleman, whom that basely termed a Pickthank, and a sower of debate between Masters and Servants, &c. Since which time, I am otherwise informed, that the Gentleman that they sought to defame by their opprobrious Lies, is one so Noble, and clear from the aspersions of foul-mouths, that he scorns so much as to take notice, much more revenge himself of such unworthy Persons; only for their abuse, I shall with a whip and a Bell give them due Castigation; and so deliver them up to the Seal-cutter of Pemerton Hall, who after he hath drank himself about half a Pint of Nigget Water, is to give them the like quantity, and then after they are all three washed (surreverence) shaved, and cut of the Simples, they are to be put in a Coach with two wheels, and so to ride a Processioning to Paddington Fair. A She-Cobbler at Cow-Cross having goated her Good man, was brought this Day before the she-Commons, and after Examination by the Committee of Cuckolds' Haven, It was Ordered, That the City Knockers should the next Day Proclaim Horn Fair quite through West Smithfield, which was performed the last Monday with great Solemnity, the City Horners being all present in their Livery Hoods, in great Pomp encompassing Cuckolds' Pound, making very High vaunts, and Challenges to perform Ten Exercises with all London and Middlesex; after they had Proclaimed the Fair, they sounded their Horns to the tune of Cuckolds all a Row, and so the Master of the Company mounted his Steed, the Warden being his back friend, rid behind him on a Distaff, the Master Horner acting Tom Ladle, gave great content to the Spectators, About that time a Reverend Old B-- in Turnmill Street was robbed of her honesty by a Bawdy Baker, who is adjudged by the learned Gown-man of Clerkenwell to kiss Newgate's backside, and after that, to do Penance in a Wooden Neckenger, or take Degrees under Doctor Story's triangular Nightcap. A sad and dismal Fight happened the last week in the Old Bailey near the Sessions House gate between Porridge John, and an old Philosopher of Great Bedlam, which Quarrel first arise about a Dispute concerning Pythagoras his Opinion of the Transmigration of the souls of Wild-Geese, from violent Words they fell at last to desperate blows, insomuch that the Old Philosopher gave Porridge John such a Box of the Ear, that he struck his Head from off his shoulders, and lying in the Street, a Dog by chance coming by, run away with his Head, Porridge John running after him with all the speed he could to Smithfield, where Authentical John, being something Owl Eyed, had like to have mistaken the Blackamore's Head for his own, but the Master of the Dog, making a halt, John strangely recovered head, and clapping it on his shoulders, walked well away. An Old Apple-Woman in Holburn is the nest Week to die the death of a Fiddler by being kicked to death by the Cripples in Lincolns Inn Fields for mellowing Pears with her Breech, the Gunpowder House are now a drawing up a Petition to the Parliament of Women to have her Carcass to make Gunpowder, but whether it will be granted or no, is the grand Question now in Debate. Harvest was this Day begun upon London-Bridge, and many Acres of Wheat reaped, to the great joy of all the Water Sedan-men, who have bought that Crop. A Broker's four-legged Servant in Cock-street lately died the death of a Dog, being suspected to have bitten a Boy; his Master being told, That Varlets were to look for him, without more ado, (to prevent Law) sent his servant to Execution; where he poor Caitiff suffered right or wrong, and like a Patient Cur, he died Ding, dong, A great Battle was fought the last Night in Bedford bury, between an Amazonian Virago, and a Welsh Hector; many Blows and Thrusts were made on both sides, and yet no blood spilt, nor any outward wound appearing, though they laid on Blows as thick as hail for the most part of the night; but early in the Morning the Combatants being searched, a great Wound was found between the Virago's Great toes, it being imagined to be Mortal, because no tent would reach the Bottom.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 62

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From Wedneseve, Nov. 22. to Wedneseve, Novemb. 30. 1654. Slap, flap, Bounce Guno, clashere Swordo & Marso, Gudo Fumigosus from blow with jaw of an Asso. But forewarned, forearmed; I fear no crackers. A great and wonderful Tempest was the last week in the Narrow Seas of Islington, where some land Pinnaces were sunk in a Passage near Church road; one sprung a leak in her poop, and another had a shot in her Gun-room; another being of light carriage, had her tackling much shattered; some slight skirmishing there was between a man of War and them, so that one of them is put into the dock to be new calked; their chief Rendezvous is not above a mile or two from Hackney. Middleton this week descended in the Lowlands, took a Ship and two Sues-bawbies, and retired to the Hills for safety; some talk of a great Fight at Cowper in Angus, and of an innumerable Army of Irish landed in the Isles of Skye, and Seaforth's and Middleton's joining with them, and taking the Garrison of Innerlough, where they intend to keep their Winter Quarters until they force the Barony of Cameron to rise with them. Clermont in France surrendered up to the King on honourable Terms: The King's return to Paris, and his raising 16 Millions, to carry on the War against the Spaniards; with many royal Honours conferred by the King of France on the Duke of York, for his last Summer's service, with a sumptuous Feast made for him, with other testimonies of welcome, and Congratulations. News from Pickle-Herring, in the Borough of Southwark makes a great mention of a strange unusual accident that happened this Week, where a Woman buying a Cabbage, and boiling it in Porridge whole, a great Toad being encompassed in the midst of the Cabbage hath poisoned six or seven that ate thereof; a sad example to warn all Women of their slight or sluttish dressing their Diet. A lusty Essex Bumpkin going the other day a wooing to a Farmer's House that had three Daughters, coming to the eldest sister who had newly this cold weather dropped a tail of Green-fish in the Chimney-corner, hearing one knock, clapped the Ladle upon't, and seeing it was Dick the lad she desired, after a Buss, run down the Cellar to fetch him some Beer, the whilst Dick taking up the Ladle, espied the badge of her housewifery (surreverence) under the ladle, Jug seeing the Pot run over, claps it into the Ladle and so turns it into the Porridge-Pot? What was that in the Ladle Jug, quoth Dick? a Turnip Richard quoth Jug; may I not see Moll quoth Dick? she's sick of an Ague qth Moll? take this candle and go up to her: How dost thou Moll quoth Dick? Prettily Richard quoth Moll: Would not my Sister afford you a Candlestick quoth Moll, and putting her hand to her breech, dropped a Piece of clay, & stuck it at her bed's-head; which Dick smelling, cried foh, and so went to the youngest, who was Bess the Dairy maid, who in feeding her Ducks, made Dick smile to see them striving for the Cheese-curds she threw them; whereat Bess to make Dick more merry, pulled out a long Worm from her breech, and flung among them, that set them to pulling one one way, and another another; which sight made him curse all nasty Sluts; and forswear ever marrying. A mad Shaver in Sheer-street, whose horns are exalted above his fellows, the last week trimming a Poetical Fox, had so Powdered him, that he was traced in sweet-Powder all the way down Fleet-street, where he Earthed in a Cellar near the Conduit, and filling his Tankard, This new Litany was sent to me by one Mr. Finis a Philosopher of Great Bedlam, at whose request it is here Rightly set down for the Nocturnal Devotions of his friends and acquaintance. A great Gossiping was this week right against Paul's, where the good Women, after they had filled their bellies, and whetted their clacks, began to talk of the sufficiency of their Husbands in the Art of generation; Truly sayeth one, I thank God my Husband is as timbersome a man as can lie by a woman's side, and as willing to do Duty as any man can be; Aye quoth another Gossip, my Husband's timbersome enough too, and hath a Trap-stick more like a Constable's staff than a watch bill, yet will do no duty at all, though I have taken it in my hand, and gave it the word of command, bid it stand, nay come before the Constable, and yet the feeble water-rat will hang his head, and never so much as know me; the more's my grief Neighbour to be married so long, and can have no comfort of Children as other Women have: By my troth Neighbour quoth Mrs. Twittle Twattle, were it my case as 'tis yours, if my Husband were a husband of Silver or Gold, I'd change, and change, and change my Cock again before I'd want that due benevolence belongs to a free Woman: Should I be branded with the curse of barrenness for ever a man living? No, no, my Midwife shall never find fault with me for want of work I'll warrant her, I'll use my Talent as well as my mother did before me. Let men say what they will before our faces, I know what they will do behind our backs, by a trick that one of them served me. This Copy was taken verbatim in shorthand by a young male Midwife that lay couchant under a Bed, and is since translated into English by the Author of Fumigosus, who is, and ever shall be an Assertor of the Liberties of the free-Women of Nodnol-shire. There was this Week a Weaver near Spittle-fields that in Shooting his shuttle, lost it between a Spinster's legs, the Wench is extremely troubled with a Woof in her womb, which swells up into a living Timpani; The Weavers Wife ever since spins yellow Linsey-Woolsey, and the Spinster hath starched her Webb so profoundly, that she is ready to Warp it already. Lillies Nuncius hath lately carried him up to the top of the pinnacle of the Dial in St. Dunstan's in the West, where he is to stand till next Black Monday with his Jacob's-staff to take the height, and magnitude of the Dog Star in the Bear-garden-Yard; and the little Gentleman in the Green-coat, is to have new Boots made him by the great Giant's Shoemaker and to be sent Ambassador to Taurus to desire aid of him against the terrestrial forces lately raised by Merlinus Anonymous, and conducted through the Horizon of Fleet Privies, where the Pole-men are elevate 66 inches from that of the Gold-finder's Office in the Naskin of Great Bedlam, moveable in the Nocturnal Orb of an Ethereal or Elementary Night-Cart; and to desire his Letters Patents to Aries to raise all the Horn-Stars in the Zodiac to piss out the Bull's-eye in a shower of Sunshine, because the Great Dog beshit his breeches in the Bull-market in Perigeon, where the Great Bear calved of a Mooncalf that bewrayed the Maypole in the strand, and scared the Devil of St. Dunstan's Three mile into the Cellar to seek for Jack of Oxford, that robbed the tame Whale at grass in Rumney Marsh of her 900. l. Dinner. A Fish woman crying new Sheep's-tratters alive, sold a quarter of them to a Citizen's wife for Western Smelts, who eating them, is ever since troubled with running Legs, that it is impossible for her Husband to keep her within doors, she every day running a Tupping after the flock of He-Goats called Topers, who intend to keep her in for to breed young Drums for the Devil's Magazine in Sodom. A man that cried Mary-bones pissing the other day against Hatton Wall, was very much eyed by a Citizen's Daughter, who passed by; and was no sooner come home, but she told her Mother she had a great mind to a Mary-bone, which made her loving Mother presently step out to the Butcher's, to buy her Girl a Mary-bone, which she did and brought it home; which the wench viewing said; Truly Mother, this is not the right Mary-bone I mean; why what Mary-bone dost thou mean Daughter? Mother I mean such a Mary-bone that the Mary-bone man held in his hand when he was pissing against Hatton-Wall; methought it was the finest white bone I ever saw in all my life. The last Letters from Sheer-street near Pntle Barr, not far from Lincoln's Inn Common, is as followeth. SIR, The other day a Frosty coloured Dog Snapped up a Saucepan in his mouth, who being pursued by the Enemy, as he was running away, let it fall to the ground with such a force, that it caused such an Earthquake, that so shook the Tower, that all the Lions roared so loud, that they made Primrose Hill fall three Mile and a half underground, and so scared all the Geese in Hampstead Common, that the noise thereof made them fly Post to Barnett for shelter; in the year One thousand, six hundred fast asleep, Witness my Dog and I. An Essex Calf, having Relation to Malden, being bred and born at Highgate, chanced not long since to tumble down the hill among the languine Dragonians at Temple-Barr, who being accompanied with a Kentish Long-tail of the Isle of Shepy, brought with them an Innocent Lamb, whom they had prepared for the slaughter, intending to cut his throat with a ten-shillings Knife; But this Lamb having a little of the Serpentical Wisdom, though as innocent as a Dove, made a shift to escape with his life, though he left his livelihood behind him, yet he accounts his Pasture better now, than when he fed upon sprigs an Ell long, with stalks the length of a Flower Deleuce; glad is he of his escape, while they remain among Butchers, to be fatted up till the next Feast Cook Laurel invites the Devil too; but the Air being infected, may cause them to make a Voyage to the Isle of Dogs, to clear them of the Cherry-pits in the face.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 26

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From Wedneseve, July, 19. to Wedneseve. July. 26. 1654. Huff, puff, Ambition; The Tinder-box of War, 'tis Smoke can fly, up to the Sky, and catch a falling Star. There is some considerable News this Week; the Breviat of which, take as followeth. The gallant Battle obtained by that Victorious and successful Bud of English Chivalry, the titular Duke of York, Lieu. Gen. to the royal Army of Louis the French King; his routing the Spanish Infantry, and taking and killing about 1400, his taking the Counterscarp of the City of Arras, and a half Moon, by that means hindering all Provisions of coming to the Camp; his besieging of Stenay, and railing Batteries, and planting his great Guns against it, whereby much execution is done on the Besieged. The meeting of the K. of Scots, accompanied with his Royal Sister the Princess of Orange, and the Queen of Sweden at the Spaw; their kind Congratulation each of other, and the Queen's resolution to come for England in behalf of the titular King of Scots. The terrible Fight between the Venetians and the Turks, which lasted above two days, in which fight the Turkish Armada was utterly defeated. The report of a great Fight in Scotland, and many of the chief Commanders killed and wounded on both sides; Col. Twistleton's pursuit of Middleton and about two Thousand of his Forces not far from Sterling. The burning of two ships on the River of Thames, through by negligence of the Seamen. The apprehending some Persons for Blasphemy. There is one Dr. Tickle-tail come to Town, that hath a very approved receit for the speedy Procreation of Children, causing the defects of Females to become in a short time very Fruitful; the poor he cureth for nothing, and the rich at a very reasonable price: His lodging is at the three flying Dildos in Ram Alley; his hour is from One to Three in the Forenoon. For certain we had two new Moons this last month of July, the one appeared in the Firmament, and the other on a Signpost in Cheapside. The last week but one, I made mention of a Lady going a clicketting to a Red Lion's Den in Whitecross street, whereby some pragmatical Ass hath laid an ill imputation upon the House-keeper of the red Lion sign, which conceit I disclaim, it being meant by another red-haired Beast, who is reported to keep a Den or Vaulting-School in an Alley thereabouts, whither such Wag-tails constantly resort, many of them transforming themselves into Europa, and seek out such private places to go a Bulling with their silken Tails on one side after Jupiter. Last Night an Alley-Bird not far from Running down lane, near the Fleet, raised such a hideous storm with her tongue, that she drowned three Colliers in the Town-ditch, and as some think, hath cast a away Highgate Tilt boat about Bridewell Dock. Two Black Swans were the same night hatched in a Pudding bag near Hoccle in the Hole. A certain Professed Saint lately taking a journey to Polterre in the West, having his zeal overheat by reason of some combustible matter in his middle Region, and not being able to contain himself, he was forced to borrow a little water out of his Neighbour's Well to allay the heat of his burning desire; which his Neighbour modestly denied, alleging, That it was a request very unfit considering he has a well of his own wherein he might satisfy his lustful concupiscence; which Answer was not held sufficient for him, but he followed on his course with such violence, that after a long Dispute, in a Skirmish, he hit her such a blow with his Trap-stick, that he so stunned her, that not being able to hold out any longer, she was forced to render up the Fort, he making entry at her wicked Door, but as all things of this nature are most commonly recompensed with disgrace, so it fell out, that in the very nick of time came in a Woman to her aide, and so marred all the sport, the business coming to light, was discreetly for the lucre of Six Pounds in money huddled up; which otherwise might have proved but a bad business at the best. A young man near Fuccler's Bury, being most deeply in love with a maid, out of the tenderness of his affection, sent her this Letter following; If you were but a little Snout fair, you would certainly be extraordinary proud; but having qualities according to your Person, and as bad as any can wish; and as rich as a new shorn ship; I hope Fortune is not so mad, as to bless you any further than a Beggar; it is not your Holiday face, put on after the ill favoured fashion can make your half nose but ugly in a true light: and that but you are exceedingly beholding to the Tailor; you might be justly set up for the sign of the Sea-crab; now for your Parentage to help you out with the hopes of the rest, When the Tinker's son and the Cobbler's Daughter met under a hedge at the milking of a Bull, within Forty Weeks after, you know what was done; and for your Estate, it runs most upon Fortune, which brings many of your fellows to a deadly fall, when the pain of their Heads is commonly cured with the Halter: But not too much to lay open the foul Members of a filthy Carcass; I have here sent thee a Token which is a necklace and Bracelets; desiring you to accept of them from Tyburn the 25th of July, 1654. Yours as you see, GREG. HANGMAN. VALE. Two Coiners the last week under a Hedge near Pancridge Church, Coining wooden groats: they being first discovered by two blind milkwomen, and by them apprehended, and carried to Newgate in their Milking Pails: where they are like to answer for Coining, cutting and clipping. A great Fight of Crows was lately in Rumford Highway, to the great admiration of all that beheld the same; the occasion of their falling out, was at first for a Whale-Bone, they found in the Highway; as it is credibly reported by those that saw the whole Dispute, it is as followeth; at the first, there were two Crows seen fighting against one, which Crow being almost killed by the other, uttered so hideous a CaW, that she called together most of the Crows about the Country, where began a most cruel battle anew between them, tearing one another in that cruel manner, that all the Highway seemed to be nothing else but gore-blood, and Feather; some Graziers and others that were riding to a Fair that way beheld all the Fight, and riding up towards them, though they were fighting under their very Horses' bellies, yet they would not offer once to fly away, This was about a mile on this side Rumford, to the great admiration of all the beholders that are ready to attest the truth hereof upon Oath. SIR, We of this Country are altogether by the Ears, toiling and turmoiling greedily to snatch the meat out of another's mouths, so that he is in the happiest condition, that is dived down into the bottom of Adversity's Whirl-pit, seeing he is exempt from panic fear; so that by this proof, is poor Irus in a better condition than rich Crassus. A Welshman last Sunday at night coming from Islington, spying the moonshine in the new-river, mistaking it for a Cheese, leaped in over head and ear to catch her; his Company looking back, and seeing him in, went back and demanded of him what he felt in the water for? But the Welshman replied nothing but Begot, her will catch her by and by; he being urgent to know what it was he fished for? Begot quoth he, a good Cheese that somebody hath let fall into the Water, and her had her once fast enough if her could have held her; his companion being a little more soberer than himself, seeing the glimmering of the Moon on the Water told him it was the Moon, it was not a Cheese; Gots plutter her Nails quoth he, Her was never so cheated in all her lifetime; yet if her could but catch her, her would make her believe her was a Cheese before her let her go again. SIR, Since my last, the Queen of Morocco's Monkey Royal is deceased of the falling-sickness; her death being much lamented in the Court; she was carried to her grave by four Fairies all in white mourning, who ride upon four Unicorns with Gold Chains about their Necks, her Dirges being sung all the way she went by the Baboons and Jackanapeses, who all attended her to her grave. Gentlemen, There is a sheet fobbed out this week called Mercurius Jocastus, being whims all stolen from another man's work, worn thread-bare long since, and unworthy your perusal, unless when you take Physic. There are two Cripples the next week to run a race from Barnet to London; great sums will be laid on both sides, and many Horses it is thought killed with running after them; they are to be dieted at Non-eaten, and Physicked with an admirable Powder to make them run more swift than any arrow out of a Bow; Mother Red-cap at Holloway hath the same day invited Robin Hood and the Pindar of Wakefield to a Ram feast, at which feast there is to be the Countess of Puddle Dock, Long Meg of Westminster, Gillian a Brainford, and divers other Persons of Quality, After dinner is done, there is a Speech to be spoken by a dumb Player, and certain Water works to be shown a Horse-back; the like sport hath seldom or never been seen before. One Wil. Goodcheap, born at Wantage in Berkshire and an Apprentice to Henry Tomson Shoemaker at Parson's Green in the Parish of Fulham, being run away from his master, took with him this Apparel following; A Shammy Doublet, and a pair of cloth hose dark grey; a new Cotton Waistcoat, and a pair of Buckskin Breeches and a short horseman's Coat, and a pair of Oiled Drawers, a pair of new white stockings, and a pair of sea-green stockings, a Raper-staff, and all St. Hugh's bones at his back: He is tall, black and long visaged, and burstn-bellied; if anyone shall descry him, it is desired by his Master, that you will make stay of him, or send him home by a Pass from Officer to Officer, or inform his Master where to accommodate him, and you shall have thanks and good content for your pains.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 8

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From Wedneseve, March 28. to Wedneseve, April. 4. 1655. Like Alexander, called the great, we conquer by out thinking; only we keep what once get, which he did lose by drinking. A Commission of Oyer and Terminer granted for the Trial of those Gentlemen that rise up in the West; and North of England against the Lord Protector, and this present Government. A great Fight between our English Fleet and the Turks, and nine of the Turkish men of War taken between Tunis and Algiers. Another great sea-Fight betwixt the English and the French, one or two Brest man of War being Sunk, and two taken by the English, and brought into the Isle of Scilly. The stopping of all our English Shipping on the coasts of France, and the like done by us here on the River Thames. The Dutch Ambassador had several Passes granted him for the transportation of some Dutch Commanders and others into their own Country. The titular King of Scots is for certain at Teyling in the Low Countries. A hot report raised by some of a Treaty of Peace to be concluded between the Spaniard and the French, and the Frenchmen's quarrel with the Dutch. A new Artillery Garden granted the Citizens of London by His Highness the Lord Protector. A Woman (or rather a Monster) in the Borough of Southwark, undertaking to ease her Husband of a Cold, went and bought him two Pennyworth of Rats' bane, and a pennyworth of English Honey, and mixing the same, gave it her husband for his cold; some suspicion being had of this murder, a Chirurgeon viewing the Corpse, and putting a Gold Ring in his mouth, the Ring became very black which made him know that he was Poisoned; the Apothecary is known where she bought the Poison, and she that did this abhorred Act is now a Prisoner in the Marshalsea in the Borough of Southwark; her husband was a thread-twister, a man beloved, and of good report amongst his Neighbours; yet this wicked Woman hated him so deadly, that formerly she shut up in the House a Little Girl with him, and hired the Girl to cry out, as if he would have ravished her; which plainly shows that there is no Malice, like the malice of a wicked Woman, nor no wickedness effected sooner, nor more desperately, than that which is contrived and acted by them; But I leave them to their mischief; and return to my more merry Intelligence. This week two Gilt Scholars were sent from Oxford up to London by the Carrier, which were a Present to a Citizen's Wife, but the Carrier delivering his charge to a surplice-man belonging to the Saracen's head Chapel on Snow-Hill, where the Devil coming, while he was at his devotions, stole away the two gilt Scholars, the Citizen's Wife hath since miscarried for them, and threa- the Carrier, the Carrier hath employed Cerberus to seize on the Surplice-man, and had like to have carried him to Limbo, had not his own honesty, and some Friends interposed; This News being once brought back to Oxford, we must expect high Winds, for the Devil will questionless be fetched up, to answer this theft. Cood Cousins, Her was very sorries her have no creat News in her pudgets for her; what concerns her the most, is that her plue Runt was sick in her pelly, her gut was cry rumble, rumble, rumble, three livelong Day, was send her Daughter Guintlin to ask her how her do, her kick up her heel, stretch out her tail, fling out her Fore-foot pehind her, and was die; the next morning, her being in her dead sleep, hear Drum cry dub, a dub, a dub, her was start up in her sleep, and looking out of her Castle window, Tivil and Tam Cavalier cry Tive le Toy, tive le toy, hie for King Sharles, hie for King Sharles; Guds plutter her Nails, her was catch up her prown Pill, bar up her Castle Wicket, put her pack hard against it, and so stood manfully in her own defences, till her main pody had march six mile from her, at which her waking, in creat pelt, snatch up her Cun, give fire, kill 3 men, one Boy and a Woman, and so scare her Daughter Guiutlin, that her let fly her Mortar-Piece in her Ped, foh, foh, foh, foh, was paint her prothers all over with yellow ploods; her smells very sours ever since. Was like to forget one thing worthy her note. Her Pritish Ambassador is preparing herself to come for London in her creat Pontificallibus, and was believe verily her shall have audience in Hyde Park before mid May; all her Tran are in Dun Liveries, armed with Cockspur, and Prown Pill. This having no other Newses to write her, her make pold to take her leaves, Ever to remain your cood Cousin, Cardigan, March. 30. 1654. Enoch ap Penwyyddin. There was two Dog-stars heard to bark over Elssingsgate Dock, and a flying Dolphin was seen in the Air, and two Whales fighting against him; some are of opinion that Lelaps, great Grandsire to the Black Dog of Newgate follows one Mistress Bitchington a Dog-yard Lady, that goes proud in Cross Lane near Sodom, who is next week to be led through long Acre, into the Low-countries of Gomorrah by two right reverend Carted Bawds, the Infernal Promoter going bare-headed before her, two stale Midwives on each side, and three Dry Nurses to hold up her Train, and 6 Justices' Clerks coming winking after her, in this equipage she is to be led quite through the Suburbs into St. Giles's in the Fields, where are to meet the Devil's Black Guard of Pimps, Panders, Hectors, Trappanners, Bawds, Whores, Punks, Pimping-Drawers, blind Fiddlers and Hackney Coachmen, in whose Presence she is to be installed the Devil's Chamber-maid, if the Marshall's men spoil not the sport; great pity the breath of Justice should be stopped with silver Handkerchiefs, that they cannot blow away these Pockey Pestilences, whose Infection (if suffered ) will plague the whole City; I shall give you a list ere long of their Names and dwelling, that keep open Brothels, yet pretend License. A wicked murder was last week committed in Ratliff High-way, where two men were found slaughtered by these she Damnations; but I hope, a course will speedily be taken to entrap these Vermin. The black spindles of the Night were this week set on work by Pluto's Beadle, to wind up all the bottoms of mischiefs in the City and Suburbs, but as they were making a privy search he espied many witches, in likeness of Midwives, running after them, as if not only the Cit and Suburbs, but the whole World was ready to be delivered of a burden of Knavery; here might you see back-doors opened to let them in, to deliver some Maids that were gotten with Child by unlawful Fathers, other young Seamen's Wives, in their Husbands' absence at Sea, have been so lusty, that they have challenged both Bachelors and Married men to wrestle with them, till they caught falls, but lay per due till they were delivered of them, and by reason Lady Pecunia waited on them, all things were closely effected according to their wish, and as the Midwives were let in at back-Doors, so the Bastards were let out at wicked Windows and secret Casements, that they might be nursed up in obscurity as well as ignorance, by reason they should never know the Parents that begot them. In some Streets we met with Lady-Birds of Night, that came late from the Taverbs into the streets, to see the Wisdom of the constables, who were some of them so wise, that after these Lady-Birds had told them their breed and nests, telling him, Such a Lord, such a Knight, or such an Alderman was her Uncle; Sirrah (quoth Mr. Constable) take three or four Watchmen, and attend the Gentlewoman home; Good Night Sweet Mistress, down drops a tail of Green-fish, off goes his furred Cap, his Bill bowing to her Ladyship, and so she is ushered (though she be too light herself ) with three or four city Lights, called Lanterns, into Drury-Lane or Long-Acre, where she entering quick, claps to the door, and going up, after the Meditation of a Pipe of Spanish, she in courtesy opens the Casement, puts out Mr. Jordan, who kindly salutes their Coxcombs and Bills with an April shower of salt tears, kindly destined and distilled upon their watchful Noddles, with many thanks to Mr. Constable for his kindness, and bids them remember her kind Love to Mr. Constable, and to the rest of the mad merry Moon-men, their Nocturnal Comrades. The She-devil in Popinjay Alley, being rampant the other Night, would needs out Vapour the best Smoker under the Globe, but eh (being right Spanish) put her so to the snuff; that after her venom was spit out, she turned from a Snake to a Crocodile, and with feigned tears bewailed her own folly, which moved so much compassion in him, that he blew out his anger like a Snuff, and so holding her to the Pipe's end, she went stinking out like a Pipe of Nundungus; cursing and banning her honest Husband, to whom she is a more perpetual Plague and Vexation, then all the Furies of Hell can be to a tormented soul. A bonny Garber going the fourth of April a birding in the fields beyond Hybury Barn, had no sooner pitched his Net near the New-River, but he caught 2 flying Salmons a fresh-water Hare, and a She-Woodcock, which birds he keeps up in Pickt-hatch Cage to teach them to sing Ballads. The last true Intelligence from Covent Garden, intimates of a most tragical Story that happened not long since in a Parsley-bed between a Female Rampant, and a Gentleman dormant, the Female (being a Virago Widow ) not long since wedded & bedded would needs strive for the Breeches, and taking off one of her Slippers with her Dagger-hand, combed his head so roughly, that it went against the Hair so much, that though it was bedtime, his brains rung noon; and had not the poor Gentleman betaken himself to the protection of a Balcony, without doubt he had been Hen-trodden; but making his complaint to a Neighbour, the Martial Virago hearing thereof laid a Plot how to rescue her Honour, and one Night, with the assistance of her Maids, entered his Chamber, where after they had stripped off his Shirt, they like Valiant Women, bound him hand and foot, and having Rods ready steeped in Piss, they fell so roundly to work with his Posteriors, that the blood is to be see on the outside of his blind cheeks ever since; This Feminine Example cannot choose but strike a great terror into men, and make them hereafter be subject to their Wives. The next Week his Majesty's Bull-rider is to be sent for out of the City of Southwark to act this Tragicomedy in the open streets, to teach men subjection.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 44

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From Wedneseve, Janu. 24. to Wedneseve, Janu. 31. 1655. Advance dull Muse, in Vapour rise, and huffing, puffing Rhymes, obscure the lustre of the Skies, and smoke these Bedlam times. The arrival of the English Fleet, commanded by Gen. Blake at Naples, where he sent the Lord Protector's Letter by two of his Captains to the Viceroy of Naples, excusing himself for not coming ashore, by reason his Commission did oblige his Person to the care and charge of the Fleet. The departure of divers Parliament-men from London to their several homes in England, Scotland and Ireland; there being no sign or appearance of discontent amongst them; whatever Reports go to the Contrary. Many Libels flung about the streets, and thrust in at Doors, by some Bontefeues and ill-affected to the Government Established. Yesterday, being Jan. 30. A strange cry was heard in Paul's by many People, some that listened, supposed it came from about, or under the Altar, those that heard the tone of the voice, imagined it to be in Hebrew, but the meaning none could understand; the same Day two Dolphins were seen playing in the thames a little above Greenwich, spouting up Water an incredible height, and having sported themselves for the space of above three hours; they made again towards the Ocean. A Toping Shoemaker the last Monday, being overburdened with the Creature, in Barnaby-by street, drank his Last. A pretty Horn-beam Nursling of above 40. years of Age, being at Nurse near Watford in Hertfordshire, by Eating a button-mould, surreverence, his Breech ever since makes Buttons, he coming to a Mercer's shop at Watford, thinking to match them with his own, left a matter of 8. Dozen behind him, dropped into a piece of Serge, and so for fear of the worst at home, came Post to London, where he is venting his Commodity, whilst al the poor Button-makers are utterly undone by his breech. Three Ladies, that call themselves disconsolate Widows, living near Cursed-whores Alley, by Chancery Court, sending their Husbands upon the New Expedition, have in their absence practised that Old Game of playing at In and In; and if Luck be but propitious to them, that they win, they intend to erect a New Vaulting-School about the place aforesaid. A good Housewife Week set on her Pail with Water over the fire to make a mess of Peas-Porridge, and putting in her Peas, whilst she was fetching a pound of Bacon, the bottom of her Pail was burnt out, and her Peas were all parching in the Fire. A She-Costermonger, daughter to an apple-Squire in Kent, which sells open Arses dead and alive, the other day coming to Cheapside-market to sell her Ware, fell in two Pieces, many Meddlers came so thick about her, that she screeched out, and had most bitter Pangs on her for fear they would have pulled all her Ware from her; but it was not long before she was delivered of that fear, and found one Open-arse more than she had before, which she hath since sold to a Long-tail for a Kentish Pippin, who hath put it to Nurse not far from Cuckolds Haven, where it is to be Christened, and signed with the Mark of the Horned Pillar, and so sent by a junior Tailor to the Pie-woman at Rochester, who is to be brought up and instructed in her Mystery of Pying of Meddlers for the coney catchers that robbed a Warren of a Sheep instead of a Rabbit; he is to have five shillings for his pains, and to have a danderly Buss from the blind cheeks of the Pie-woman's Daughter, and having eaten his half-penny crust, to be mounted upon his Yard instead of a Hobby-Horse, and so to ride a Canterbury pace back to Gravesend, where he is to sup with a Toast, and so to have his Tester Passport in the Barge to London, where he is to be smoked into a Red Pilcher by Fumigosus, and led on his own measure to the counting house at Grey's Inn, to be Cash-keeper for the Muses. One Doctor Doddipoll, a squirting Sea-Quack, lately set out so ill provided with Clothes, that he soon turned his Coat; he being a man so Stomach-full, that the Porridge-Pot was his best Patient, the love of the Kitchen being so precious to him, that his Bays coat had gathered so much Soot, Smoke and Grease together, that he looked more like a Chimney-sweeper than a Doctor, and smelt like rasty Bacon, old rotten Ling; some linen he had, but it was fitter for Podex than Galen, to wipe the Tail, than to scrape out in lint; a Scretore he had engraved with an Ape holding a Urinal in one hand, and bagpiping with the Glister-pipe in his mouth, handing it with the other; He could eat Candles like Wafers, which made him stink so wickedly, that letting a fart on the Decks, he would poison any Rat in the hole; He was so well learned in the Slovenian tongue, that he could speak as much Latin as would plaster Prician's head, and pass the Chirurgeons' Hall for his approbation; he was most excellent to cure the Cold in the little finger, or a Felon on the Great-toe. Two Gammons of Bacon are this week to be roasted at Ratliff-Cross, the honest Seamen's Wives in Ratliff Highway and Wapping are to baste the same with the suet of a Ram's Head, the Fumblers are to turn the Spit, there being none to eat the same but Cuckolds and Whoremongers; the rest are to be servitors and wait on them, whilst the Horn-Pipes of Cuckold's Haven plays to them: After dinner they are to have the dancing on the Bed-cords shown in a Cushion-Dance, with a blind Jack-Pudding playing Bobbing Joe to the female Beholders; after this is a Dance of Tarpaulins and Mermaids. There is one Mistress Foul-mouth, in Bobbing-hole Alley that the last Week was so Pot rampant; that she would needs go to Boxes with her husband, and like a she Dragon would have Martyred him in the Fire, had he not been stronger than she; but finding herself something too weak, she sent her Children out into the street to cry Murder, Murder, Murder, thinking to call all the Scolds at the Ditch side to her assistance, but fearing the venom of her poisonous tongue, they durst not approach nearer than Fleet-bridge. A Piscoatarian Crab-woman at the world in the Moon door, being a zealous Tub-woman, that is commonly bubbed overnight, and going a Lecturing a mornings, coming from the Pulpit to the Tub, and finding her maid to be measuring Candied Oysters, opened her mouth according to what she had learned at the Lecture, cursed her maid for holding her measure so upright, and not holding it slanting to cheat of half the measure; the other day brooding over some gaping Oysters, shuffled up her Coats about the Tub, and so replenished the thirsty with some salt liquor; and so rising up to give them a little Air to their Water, and perceiving the steam to ascend, fearing she should be smoked, covered the same with her Hat, which an understanding man perceiving, and pitying the poor Creatures should be smothered, struck it off, and so her Art was discovered. Two She-devils were the last Weeks cared dead drunk by a Coss Red Lettuce in Cock-street, where the Haggerwauling Gossips of Turn-again Lane, Cow-cross and Hockle the Hole intend to keep an Ale-Club, there to instruct the Art of grafting and inoculating, swearing and scolding; none but approved Scolds, Bubby Mob, Whores and Sluts are to come to this Female Club, which is groats a piece in pure Lanted Ale, a relish of She Mastiffs' Tongues, well stuffed with Arsenic and salted with Gunpowder, that they may be the more violent, and long-winded, and Foulmouthed when they come home; but 'tis a great pity the stocks are not set a work with such notorious Queans; and such as harbour them contrary to the Statute at unseasonable hours, or above an hour, were not made exemplary to Justice for the same. A Poetical Gentleman the other day being much necessitated for money, the Chimes of his stomach ringing all In, and his guts warn him to the Court of Conscience, resolved to pawn his threadbare Joseph at the Devil Broker, which he had no sooner in his paws, but turning it, and feeling it, he asked him what he would have upon't, who answered Five shillings, no quoth Knave Broker, I'll lend but two Shillings upon't, for 'tis Bare; Nay quoth the Gentlemen, I am certain it is not Bear, for if it had, all the Butcher's Dogs at the Bars would have fallen upon it. Two Cambridge Scholars have this Week sent their Pupils to Glaziers' Hall to convert the Quakers and Shakers, who say they have Revelations to seduce all People to their heretical Opinions; They acknowledge not Magistrates: nor will yield any show of duty or Obedience to them. Some of their Quaking Tenets were last Saturday night seized on at the Press, and with the Printer and Publisher, carried before Authority to answer for venting such errors to deceive the simple. The Women Shakers are making a Collection among them, that seeing they are unlearned People, and unfit to dispute with Scholars, therefore to buy up all the Latin in Crooked Lane to become able to encounter with the Cantabridgeans their inveterate Enemies, and professed Antagonists to their erroneous and Shivering Tenets. A great Hop-Merchant is lately come to Town with a great quantity of Greenland Hops, which he sells at very reasonable Rates; if any have occasion for that so needful Commodity; they may inquire for the Greenland Merchant on the West side of Lincoln's Inn Common, and have what quantity they please.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 35

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 20. to Wedneseve, Sep. 27. 1654. When Women all prove honest, and men in Virtue swim; Then Vice and Fraud, and money their Bawd, may leave to thrive by sin. The Scotch King's magnificent Entertainment by the Archbishop of Collen. The Engagement of the Parliament, concerning the acknowledgement of this present Government, and to be faithful to the Lord Protector of England, Scotland, and Ireland, signed by most of them. Friday last, the House took into consideration the last Ordinance concerning Marriages, and referred the same to a Committee of Parliament. Something also was in debate concerning the Committee of Salter's Hall, referred to a Committee. The enlargement of Sir Richard Willis, and others who were committed upon Mr. Gerrard's Account. A further confirmation of the death of General Middleton in Scotland. The Fleet at Plymouth waiting but for a fair wind to carry them out, will suddenly give satisfaction to the World of that great and Honourable Design they are going about; the Officers having already received their Commissions and Instructions. A great match propounded to Prince RUPERT, by the Emperor. For our Nocturnal affairs, take them as they come: The last night, there being an Exercise of divers Ranters in a house near Newington, as they were dancing naked, The Devil came and danced amongst them, and taking one of the Sisters by the hand, demanded of her what she was? she replied, She was the Virgin Mary, and had her god within her womb; after she had uttered these words, The Devil cutting a caper, the ground opening there flashed up flames of fire; that singed them in a very fearful manner, leaving them with their skins scorched as black as any hat. If you intend to keep your trade from failing, seek to take the late Patten from the upstart Porter, who thinking to put up a new fashion amongst his Countrymen, carries down to one of them four dozen of bone-lace Bobbins instead of new-fashioned Buttons, which made him to be laughed at for his ignorance in the Country, because he had not begun the Fashion in the City first. SIR, Here is a drunken Spirit walks every Night in likeness of a shitten-shopkeeper, that much disturbs the Neighbours round about him; he appearing a Saturday Nights to the Butchers, vapouring in his cups for the best Mutton, which made one of them sell him a stinking shoulder, which he carried home to be soaked for his dinner; but his simple Creature telling him it stank, he invited all the Butchers' Dogs the next day to breakfast, and sent for the Bear in Bear-hinterland to be boted in a cup of Water, From Thamosis Septemb. 11. A Certain Minstrel with a Harpcecall laden with Four strings, taking Bark at White-Fryers stairs, sailed to an Island near to the Bridge, where seeing a Fisherman in great distress with pulling and hauling, asked the price of his Draught, who answered 6.d. So both parties being agreed, into the deep they launched, not far from the Pleasure Boat; and after great store of heaving and thrusting, and shoving, drew up a massive Piece of the ship which had lately fired the Thames, with Spikes in it, as long, if not longer than the Maypole in the Strand; after that four Sucking Flounders of about the breadth of a Smith's pair of Bellows; he hath since sold the Spikes to a certain Smith, To make Curtain Rods for Audley-end Long gallery. O yes, O yes, O yes, If there be any man or Woman in City or Country, that hath lately taken up a Red Petticoat, with two silver Laces round, and a Holland Smock, buttoned down before with white loops, and a spot double guilt in the meridian behind, being taken up about shear-street, near to Pintle Bar , let him bring word to the CRYER, and he have three kicks on the arse, two fillips on the Nose, and be counted but a Widgeon for his pains. O yes, O yes, O yes, If there be any man or Woman in City or Country that hath taken up a Thousand and a half of Bricks, that that were carried away in the Night upon Three Lobsters' Backs, and a sound Trout lost near Botch Row, not far from Fleet Street; let him bring speedy word to the Cryer, or leave word at one Mistress Squirtington's House, at the sign of the Hand and Placket in New-Market, and he shall have fool content for his pains. O yes, O yes, O yes, If any man or Woman in City or Country, can tell any tale or Tidings of a Sandy coloured Mirkin dropped on Thursday last in one of the Boxes at the Red Bull Playhouse not far from Audley-end, let them bring word to Robert Dildo, Hector near the Piazza in Covent Garden, and they shall have three flaps of a Fox tail for their pains. An old Cook the other Day, cutting a Quarter of a Pig, cut with such force, that he cut atoo three Pewter Dishes with the blow, and struck down the Dresser quite through the shop down into the Cellar, and had like to have endangered his own life in falling after; had not Cuckold's luck been propitious to him. The last week in an Apple-shop in this street, there were no less than Three hundred and five Weasels taken in a Walnut, and being arraigned, they were found guilty by a jury of Cheapside Apple-Wives, and accordingly condemned and Executed in a ditch in Lincoln's Inn Commons. Squire Bugg, and the Sheriff Clements We Green, and di- other Gentlemen of Quality seeing the Execution performed. SIR, The last week here happened a most certain and sad mischance, which in brief was this; a cruel-hearted Milk-woman, bit off her Husband's frap-stick because she found him at Trap-bau in her Neighbour'sground; Many Women hearing of this barbarous act of the milk-woman, have vowed hereafter, to feed their Children with nothing but Pap, and Apple pie themselves, to spoil the trading of the milk-woman, whose white stockings are grown lately so yellow, that in stroking the Cow-teats, they entertains conceits that while they are milking the cow abroad, somebody else is stroking the Bull at home, and so turning their heads on one side, thinking to see the fight, milk quite beside the Pail. This last Week (according to true Intelligence) there happened an exceeding encounter for the maintaining of the Rights, Privileges and Customs belonging to the Manner aforesaid, being of more than 50 years' standing; The Ancientest Knight of Christendom, and his Posterity being highly abused by a Water-rat and a She-serpent; the Conflict being so great, that it amazed the Inhabitants, who greatly mused what the sequel might be: At last Mother Envy (that never did anyone good) starts up, and wraps out a terrible Oath (by her Cock's-foot) that that Knight for his Pedigree was of ancient antiquity, and for his Valour and hardiness, scarce ever lay in a house, but had his residence in the open field; neither did ever any encounter with him but he put them to the smear, neither did ever any of breeding or quality name him, but they did Reverence that Sir, calling him sir Reverence: therefore it was not fit that he should lie as formerly in the Canopy of the open air; but that according to his deserts, he should have a Temple built for the honour of his Renown, and all the Water-rats and She-serpents to do homage to him: however not to have any entertainment there, though in a common way, if he would not seek some other abode, she would endeavour to bring rags of plaguey infection, to hang over his head, and so both choke him and all the Inhabitants. There was last Night many Night-ravens heard to make a most hideous noise over the City and some Ward-men that saw them are since fallen dangerously sick; This is doubtless some evil boding sign of either Plague or War, as is the judgement of divers of the old Philosophers, who have conferred about it; and ere long will Publish the result of their meeting to the World. There was last week a great Combat between a Swordfish & a Whale in the Town-ditch, much courage was shown on both sides, and the Swordfish, after much bickering, prevailed over the Whale, and gave him a deadly wound with his tail under the Gills, so that the Whale lies drawing on, & it is thought will ere long come dead to shore; Many Fishermen are going to Drag for the the Swordfish, but to little purpose, The climbing Turk finding the Red-bull Playhouse is not for his turn, is now about to take one of the Twelve Houses of the Heavens to dance in, and hath been bargaining with (♈) Aries about the same, intending to fasten his Ropes to the Ram's Horns, only Capricornus seems to be retrograde; though he hath already chosen his Jack Pudding near the stocks, having an almighty Mouth that may be heard from the low Rope to the high; that shamble-legged Booby he also intends to make his Caterer to buy him fly-blown Mutton, which is of easy digestion, and causes agility of body; this Dirgen will questionless get him store of Spectators, who hath naturally so good a quality to inveigle Company; and if he pleases, can furnish him with a sweet fellow, who to add more pleasure to the sight, may turn Water-Drinker, that may drink up all the Rain, that he shall never after need either Tent or House, but dance as well in Winter as Summer: Some report, that a Woman come out of Hungary, that learnt the Art of a Barbarian, hath challenged this Turk to dance with him on the High Rope for a wager over the Thames.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 17

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From Wedneseve, May. 30. to Wedneseve, June. 6. 1655. Good cheer and lustick Wine, ripens Love's crop, and makes his harvest-time. The meeting of the great Council at Whitehall, on Tuesday the Fifth of June, for the preservation of the public Peace & safety of the Nations, where also attended on His Highness the Lord Commissioners of the Great Seal, the Judges, the Lord Mayor and the Sheriffs of London. Four men were Executed at Tyburn on Monday last, the Fifth man, viz. one Richard Shelly a Highwayman, stabbed himself coming down Newgate stairs, and presently after died. It is certainly reported; That there were Three Magpies seen dancing in a Cuckoo's nest, which when the Cuckoo came and found them there, he was so angry, That for want of a Hatchet, he bit off the Magpies' heads. A Woman Coiner is this Week to be burnt in a Bucking-Tub of Water in Smithfield Round, all the Tankard Women in Islington are warned to be there with Buckets, to pour on Water till she be burned to ashes; the like death hath not been inflicted on any woman in this manner since the time of Queen Richard the Second. A Chandler near the Cage in Cloth Fair, having a mind to truck some middling Bacon, for two-legged Mutton, took his Customer down into the Cellar, where he for half a bushel of Sea-coal, and three pound of Bacon, had two legs and a Loin of laced Mutton, but in dressing his flesh upon the coal-heap, he ignorantly committed a deed of darkness, which was discovered by a blind man that came for a Pot a Beer, and looking down into the Cellar, saw him busy making mustard in her Mustard-pot; the Lass seeing his Wife come down, cried out for measure in her Coals, and to cut her of the best middling Bacon, Six hundred Hackney Coaches are already bespoken to carry the She-Sinners of the Suburbs to Green-Goose-Fair, all the Nodnol Horn pipes are to play thither before them; at their approach into the Fair, the Governor of Cuckold's Haven is to attend them, with a Mace of Ram's Horns carried before them to the Bull's head, where they are to be feasted with Green Goose Custards, stewed Prunes, and Eel pies, all their Pimps, Panders and Hectors being to attend them, A female mortal near Hammersmith, going to pick Peas, the last week was miraculously ravished by a Frog, she having ever since such a croaking in her guts, that her Mother thinks her to be young with Paddock. Two cripples are tomorrow to run a Race of Ten miles, their Wooden legs and Crutches are to be brought all the way a Horseback after them. The other day, the merry maids of Langford Town hearing a good report made by some young Merchant Adventurers, of a rich mine of Jet found out in a Rook's nest; two maids that prized their own Ware better, coming to the Rook's Nest, tempted the Old Rook with Apples to show them the nature, as well as shape of that ugly Creature by some called Puss in her Majesty, by others a Madgyland Owl; which Sight, the maids reporting to an Arcadian Shepherd, after he had Foulded, sat him down in one of Apollo's bowers, and between twilight and Daylight, lighting his Wax taper by Moonshine, writ this Sonnet of them following, which you shall have here verbatim. The Merry Wives of Ratliff, with those of the Suburbs of Southwark, met in a Close Committee, about drawing up some Heads of their Grievance, to be delivered to the Parliament of She-Commons, which will doubtless be tendered the next week to Mrs. Speaker, who is a Woman that stands up much for the general good of the Commons, that they may freely enjoy their Liberties, and Privileges, and have freedom of Trade, which is much desired by them, and may in short time happen according to their wish, if the Water Windmills go forward for Fishing on the Downs, which have lately caused this great glut of Mackerel, the device of these Fishing Windmills being found out by a Sea Magician; the foundation of these Fishing Mills being Cork, that rise and fall according as the Tide either ebbeth or Floweth; on the top of it is a leaden ball to Balance it; being all gilded over with shining Gold, by the reflection of which Golden Ball on the Water, draws all the Fish within Twenty Leagues just under the Mill, the Nets being fastened to the Sails, which swooping round, flings them up by whole Dung-cart fulls, the Fishermen of Birkin having devised another Gin to catch Porpoises to make Sallet Oil of, which will be a great help to supply Oil-men, now the Whales fail in the Northern Seas, the reason being, as the Old Philosophers think, for want of Ice, under which that Fish loveth always to be, the Ice sailing in those parts, hath drove all the Sea-monsters into the River of Thames, divers Porpoises being seen to play above Bridge, to the admiration of all that beheld the same. Two Citizens walking out toward Hampstead last Monday to seek Birds' Nests, being asked when they came home, How many they had found? replied, Five or six blackbirds' nests on high Elm trees before a Gentleman's Gate in the Highway on this side Hampstead; we heard the young ones whistle quoth he, but we durst not climb them for fear of two great Masty Dogs; sure quoth another they were Rooks' nests: No, no, quoth he, If they were not Blackbirds', I am sure they were Jackdaws', All the maids in Clerkenwell of above Sixteen years of Age, are this day to dance a Match in an Eggshell for a Garland of Golden Flowers, Queen Elizabeth's Bagpiper being to play a French Morris Dance to them all the while they be in motion, she that wins, is to be crowned with the Garland, and to be installed chief Governess of Hockly in the hole, and on Midsummer Eve, to be sent of a Message from Lucina, to the She Commons, in the behalf of distressed Virgins that are clipped of short of Portions, and by that means will not off for current; young men being now grown more hard-hearted and Covetous than formerly, never considering the deep necessities and straits that Nature hath imposed upon them, making them languish in wishes, and dream of that which the poor girls find to be but Fancies, Delusions and shadows, more likely to bring the Green-Sickness on them, than add to their health. Betwixt Essex and Deal was the other Day taken a great Lobster, which had in its right claw the great Finger and the little finger of Martin Luther, with which he writ his Commentaries upon the Corinthians, in the other Claw, John Calvin's FOREMAN, with half of his Institutes, all pure and free from Corruption.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 53

MFum59

From Wedneseve, July 4. to Wedneseve, July. 11. 1655. Those that make Gold their God, it is but reason, that Jove should cast them guilty of Heaven's Treason. The great Army of Swedes and Germans now on their march, strike terror into the Russians and Polanders, yet it seems they are more afraid than hurt, the King of Sweden having assured them, that nothing is intended against them; Prince Rupert still continues his Levies, and hath gathered them together about four or five thousand men, having given Commission to the young Count of Hokenlo, for the raising of a new Regiment of horse. Gen. Middleton, the L. Wilmot, and divers other Commanders arrived lately at Collen where they were royally entertained by the titular King of Scotland, who expects the arrival of his Brother James, the Lord Digby, the E. of Newcastle, and divers other Lords and Gentlemen in command under the French King, who seemeth unwilling to give way to their departure. The report of taking the Gold and Silver Mines in the West Indies by Gen. Venables, who landed 10000. men, and have taken that rich Town called St. Domingo, and great Plenty of Gold and Silver in it, is confirmed by many Letters; and the cruel fight between the English & the Spanish with the loss of about 60 Commanders on both sides, and many common Soldiers. His Highness' Proclamation for the sudden expulsion of Malignants from the Cities of London. Some Letters to the London Merchants, relating the great cruelty of the Turks at Constantinople, who in revenge for their Ships burnt at Tunis, have Strangled and put to the sword many English Merchants, Factors and other, not only there, but at Scanderoon, and other Places; and that they had beheaded Sir Thomas Bendish our English Agent; is by some contradicted; but by others affirmed for a certain truth. At the Ship in Chick-lane, was lately a merry Marriage between a flirting Mob, (being a buttock Button-maker of Cow-cross) and a young Citizen Rampant, being a Lad of Mettle, and so hot in the Codpiece, that wanting a Cooler, he must needs employ a Pedagogue near St. Giles's to learn the horn-book Lesson of getting a Wife, which the simple Cit. though dull of understanding, had as ready as his A.B.C. and by the industry of his C-- Broker, I should say Schoolmaster; he came the same Night to, I R.D. take thee R.C. for Buttocks for Whores, till death depart, and so betook themselves to the mercy of the Bed-cords, having such a mind to his Book, that he took out 7. Lessons the first Night, and 6 the next Night after, and now can construe Meritrix without Book, only his Wife was so dull, that being Catechised by Mr. Good-- the next morning, asking; What was her Name? She swore, that was the jig of the jest, for yet she knew not her husband's Name, having with her the next day after, A madman of Maidstone being troubled with the yellows, hath bought his Wife an Italian Lock, which the poor woman wears to content her suspicious Husband; he never considering that old, but true Verse of a mortal Mob whose husband had a jealousy of his Daughter. There is a rare Spectacle-maker dwelling in Hand Alley, near Temple Bar, that makes Crystal Spectacles to look inwards, so that any man or Woman may have a perfect inspect into their own selves before they can perceive others' faults; the Object is so fair, that where they miss of the clock, the Sundial of Conscience will discover it and make them (like Thieves) start at their own shadows, and sometimes act against themselves both Judge & Executioners, like Bankrupts to honesty, rather renounce faith and a good Conscience, and enslave themselves to their unadvised and covetous desires, than curb their Ambition, that ushers their own ruin and destruction, if not perdition, There was in the Parish aforesaid, a Female Club kept by the Women Ranters, where some of them being merry disposed, used these uncivil Actions to a man that was one of their husbands, one of them feeling in his Breeches for sin (as she pretended) and finding nothing standing, took a trencher, and breaking it in three Pieces, after she had drawn his dudgeon dagger, to support it, put one piece on one side, and another piece on the other side, and the third piece underneath to keep it up, and so drank a Health to the standing thereof: after this frolic, they fell to Dancing a dance called Tom Dove, one of the Women, blinding the man, whilst the rest stripped themselves stark naked, and so falling to dancing, when they were to kiss, one of them got upon a Jayne-stool, and made poor Hob kiss her blind cheeks, but when they had danced round, every one performing that beastly Ceremony, He cried out, that he would kiss no more, because they had all stinking breaths; and in anger, pulling the Napkin from his eyes, he saw them all naked, and his Wife amongst them, whereupon he ran stark mad within three or four days after, and is not in his right Senses to this hour. Neither are Women so impudent, but the men are as bad, if not worse, as I understand by a Letter out of Lancashire, that makes mention of a Company of Ranters about Bolton that being met together, were brought before a Magistrate, and being examined, made their vants, They could open the eyes of the blind, cleanse Lepers, or raise the Dead, and the next day would show their Miracles, in the meantime, persuading one of their company to make a false dye, that they might have more colour for their Roguery in raising him to life, a just Judgement from heaven seized on him, and took him away in earnest, Four or Five Gentlemen of a Noble Family on Saturday last went to take their Pleasure a Ducking near Stepney, but the season being very cold, surfeited one of their best Dogs, insomuch that his affections compelled him to send for a Skilful Physician; who giving order to a Knowing Practitioner to breath a Vein, produced an excellent event, to the great ease of the Patient, by which means, the fire was quenched, and a Barber sent for to wash and trim the Party; after which every man departed home with much joy; only one going toward Hockle in the Hole, in a yellow Field, met with Jenny with a Wisse, that led him astray, and some think fell in a deep ditch; but of the truth; he is better able to resolve you than myself. Of a devilish white Bear that plays such rakes abroad, that coming home, he is so feeble, that he is scarce able to stand, which makes the She Bear beladle him till he ups with his Fore-feet to ask her forgiveness; but making himself very fine, with a laced Collar about his neck, and a piece of cold Iron by his side, away he posts toward Tyburne, where he had like to have broke his neck for haste, had not some friends preserved him till another stretching time, but hurting his foreleg with the fall, he retreated to the White Lion's in Holburne, near Turnstile, which had often cured him of the swelling in the same place; and putting his leg into her mouth, she so squeezed it, that all the matter run about her gills, and some down her throat, so that 'tis supposed by the Keeper of Smithfield Lions, that she hath conceived, which hath caused learned Dispute betwixt the old Women at Waybridge and those at Wapping hole-Dock, what colour this Monster will be of; those at Waybridge say it will be black, by reason, the Lion's head is black, and hath a black patch on her belly; which places are governed by two predominate Signs, as the Ram and the Maid, which 'tis thought have ruled in that Region ever since; the other say it will be white, by reason of that quantity of corruption which went into her belly; therefore say they, 'Tis very like, but the young Cub will be of the colour of the Old Bear with a white face. But 'tis said this white Bear was taken up in Lambeth Marsh for a Stag, having gotten a great pair of Buck's Horns on 's Head, and so put out to seeding in Warwick Park, with a barren Doe; and Guy of Warwick's supposed Chambermaid is to be Keeper, but the other day, the Stag, and the barren Doe, and the Keeper went to Gold-finders' Hall, where the Speaker to the she Commons sat as Judge; the Stag desiring that his Horns might be cut off and set up on the Horn-maker's head; the Barren Doe complained greatly of the insufficiency of the Stag, for not bucking her approvedly, that she might prove with Fawn; the Keeper desired, that though she were a sinner, if possible, she might be proved an honest Woman; whereupon, being desired to withdraw, the Speaker showed her opinion to the Commons, which is as followeth, Two maids going last Monday to Hackney to see the Haycocks, stumbling at a Turn-up, lost their Jewels, in the Haycock, supposing two lads of the gentle craft took them up, the Jewels coming from Lapland in the confines of Virginia, are conceived by those Females to be of an unknown price; and therefore next Monday they intend to make a privy Search for them in Hackney fields, between Ham and Place-to, where they expect the City Bobbers, as they return from tickling Trouts, in Muzzle-hill ditch, will help them seek those precious Jewels, A company of young Citts going last Night to Pimlico, to rob an Orchard, instead of ripe Gennettings, ignorantly plundered a Quince-tree, but coming back with their prey, they tasting thereof, and finding them choky, swore they had certainly mistaken Pears for Apples, yet would not return back for fear of the Dogs; one of them (being a Priest's Son) and therefore a little wilier than the rest, gave them Counsel to lay them a mellowing in a Hay-mow, in hopes they will turn to be Cattern-Pears, Two White-pots stormed last Night near Haggsdon, and the White Houses taken upon Articles, some Guns were heard to Play as far as Islington, that Alarmed Hy-berry Barn, and shot down one of the six Windmills in Moor-fields that was grinding green Hastings to make Pease Porridge for the New Auxiliaries of Mount Mill.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 59

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 5. to Wedneseve, Sep. 12. 1655. Good Name, good Fame, hath an immortal breath, it never ends, but comfort lends, as well in life as Death. The hanging of seven men and a Tailor at Tyburne, besides a Woman thief; the Tailor being one Grymes a convicted Person, for having two Wives, but being reprieved for that, he was afterward employed by the Clerk of Newgate to write their Books, till one Rich. Hannum a famous Thief came into that Prison, at which time the said Grymes was ordered to lie with him, who being soon corrupted by him, suffered him not only to file off his Irons, but to make an Escape; for which the last Sessions he was Sentenced to die, and being drawn to the Place of Execution (as some reported, only to fear him) and tied up in the midst of the rest, he being a very low man, slipped his head out of the halter, and leaping down among the crowd of People, had like to have escaped, had he not been discovered by a Woman; some say he had counterfeited the L. Protector's hand for a second Reprieve for the said Hannum. The Relation of Gen. Pen to His Highness the Lord Protector concerning the transactions of the Navy in the Indies. The removal of Lieu. Col. John Lilburn from Jersey to Dover Castle, where he hath not only wholesomer Air, but may have the comfort of his Friends. Six ships this week arrived from Barnet, Watford, and other Cinq Ports, The first is the Quibble, laden with honest Excise-men, &c. The Hampstead Pink, called the Hay-cart, laden with candied Oysters, Live Herrings, and English Canaries. The Cherry Tree of Watford laden with Leather Cloaks and Wainscot Doublets. The Milsh Cow, laden with Greenland Hangings, and Whale Vinegar. The Highgate Catch, laden with New River Salmons, and flying Cod-fish. The Vanity of Holloway, laden with Iron Hop-poles, satin Hop-bags, and Woollen Ploughshares. Sixteen Sail more were discovered between Mymmes and Potter's Bar, it is thought they are all laden with Newcastle Charcoal, which will be a most welcome Commodity for the Glass Houses. Three hundred Women lately surfeited with eating of Sow-Pork at a a Lady Fair, the She-Commons having notice thereof, have sent their Sergeant at Arms for them, and intend to arraign them upon Articles of High Treason, in eating Sow-flesh, when they should (according to their Act) have eaten none but Boar-Pig, or Pork. Six hundred Alley Witches were the last Night Mustered by the Devil on Clerkenwell Green; and sent out with Hue and Cries after Hannum, and a Commission of Pluto to enable them and him to work mischief in the Netherlands, ten Ton of Devils are sent after them as a reserve; what the occasion of this is, Time will doubtless reveal ere many days be ended. A New Well is lately found out by a She-Ranter, in Long Alley near Moor-fields, that far exceeds Tunbridge or Ypsum, for performing of strange Cures, the manner how it was first found out, was thus, One Mrs. Shittle-cock, a Linen Draperess between the Standard and Newgateshire, being very sick in the Codpiece, would needs persuade her Husband, to let her go to Ypsum, to allay the heat of her Concupiscence, but the Sign being in Scorpio, made the disease so powerful, that instead of her going to Ypsum, she to save Coach-Hire, walked afoot through Moor-fields into Long Alley, but the jig of the jest was, that one knowing her by the way, watched her till he saw her housed, where she continued a whole week, and then came home perfectly cured, buying a breast of Mutton to rejoice with her husband, who was not a little comforted in his Wife's Cure, but while the Mutton was on the spit, the man came that had formerly observed her Voyage, to speak with her Husband, who overjoyed at his Wife's health, could not without great entreaty be persuaded to except of the courtesy of a pint of wine, where he revealed the secret, which could not easily gain belief of him, who made not the least word of it to his wife, but continued lovingly with her, till a while after, that the Disease came strongly on her another time, that she must needs go again to Ypsum, to drink some of that Water, which he could not but approve, and yet for his mind's sake, made bold to watch her to the new Well in Long Alley, where she knocking, was soon entered, her Husband in a suspicious rage, a little after, flinging open the door, run upstairs, and found her at cuddle me cuddle with a young Gallant, he being with the Instrument of Generation fathoming the well; the depth whereof, few men could yet ever find, the Water is something hot, and Brackish, with a kind of black Moss growing round the same; it is a great Drawer, and cleanseth much the reins of the back, if moderately taken, otherwise breeds the Gonorrhoea, or Morbus Gallicus, and is exceeding good for Corns on the Brow-Antlers. If any Man, woman or Child, in City, Town and Country, can tell any Tale or Tidings of a charitable Usurer, a Priest that is not covetous, a Tailor that is no thief, a Whore that would not be accounted a very honest Woman, A old cunning Bawd, that is not Diseased; a sullen Wife, that has a mind to live honest, a woman with a long Bottle-Nose that is not a Scold; a sottish Drunken Woman that is not a nasty slut, a little Woman that is patient, a great man that is Valiant, a Carrot-bearded Man that is Loyal, an Astronomer that is not Impudent, an old Thief that turns honest, a sly Hypocrite that would not be taken for the best Christian, a young Tub-man that cannot preach Nonsense, a Sister that will not take a touch in zeal, a Puritan that will not lie, a Smith that hates good Liquor, a Baker that makes his bread over-weight, a hairy man that is not lecherous, a Woman that cannot dissemble, a Pimp or Hector that is not audacious, a Tapster that will not mis-reckon, and a Poet that is an Usurer, let them leave word at the three Smoking Chimneys on Fleet-Conduit, or at the Royal Exchange in Turn-again Lane, or bring speedy word to the Cryer, and they shall have an unknown reward for their pains. There are certain Oyster-women in London that have stored divers Wells about London with Walflait Oysters, especially a Well in Beer-Alley, where half a bushel of Oysters were not long since put in, and as much Bay-salt to make the Water fit for them, so that now we shall doubtless have Oysters at Two Pence a Peck; and if the Anchovies trees be bear this year in Lambeth Marsh, that sort of Fish will do much cheaper, which makes the young Fish-women so rantipoll, that the other day a merry Ranter in St. John's Street, A new Beggars' Bush is lately erected near Sturbridge Fair for impoverished Cavaliers, who last Week, having entertained into their Society some renegade Soldiers, they mustered, and found themselves above Fifty thousand strong; they choosing one for their King, that had killed Fifteen Thousand with his own hands: after this Solemnity was performed, and an Oath of Allegiance taken; they struck up a Taber and Pipe, and after some Healths were gone round in the Crowns of their Hats, they sung this Catch following. Their Song being ended, they all bowed before their King, and having received their Orders from the Secretary of the Bush, they all departed several ways; some to one Fair, and some to another; to get their livings; having appointed what time to meet again. In Saint Clement's street, not far from Lumbard Lane, liveth a blind Drawer, that the last Week saw some Apprentices fast asleep, playing at Cards; which made him the next Night in his Dreams to tell their Masters, in hopes to make them forfeit their Indentures, and so to undo them; but coming short of his purpose, he is to trump the K-- of Spades for his pains. There is lately a great crop of Cheesecakes and Custards sprung up in Maiden-Lane, near Pancras Church and as is reported, the snouts of young Pigs appeared above ground last Monday at noon, so soon as ever the Thieves that robbed the Market-Women were executed, it seems they were some that were scattered by them, and flung into the Ditches, where to the admiration of all People they now grow, there are gone to view them last Night, two wise men out of the City of Southwark, to buy them up for Lady Fair Pork for the She-Tumblers of Black-man street, which is now as well, if not better replenished with Laced Mutton, as Whore-Bacon Lane was with the Mortar-Pieces of Sodom, who had wrought so Pocky hard at Bartholomew Fair, that the last week, there were no less than Three hundred of them, that come from Haddum, whereof many are now a Fluxing, some barrelled up in Cornelius his Tub, and the rest new Breeching in Saint Thomas his Spittle; A Landlord that let one of them a House for the Fair, he demanding his money a little before due, she hath so paid him (with a pox) that he lies in ever since.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 68

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From Wedneseve, July 11. to Wedneseve, July. 18. 1655. Sing, drink, and Smoke, let Dog days choke, why should not we be merry? Fill in brisk Sack for honest Jack, who never hated Sherry. The trial of Mr. John Biddle at the Sessions in the Old Bailey for seeking to divide the Deity, being tried upon the Ordinance made in 1648 against Blasphemy and Heresy. A Rendezvous of divers English Nobility and Gentry at Heydleburgh, where a Remonstrance containing sundry Applications and Addresses to the King of Sweden, the King of Denmark, and the German Princes, were said to be read, and well resented of them. The Duke of York expected at Collen, whither much concourse of Gentlemen do daily resort. Gen. Blake's going from Cadiz into the Straits, and the great fear of the Spaniard in losing their Silver Fleet. The report of taking above four Millions of Goods from the English, seizing on all the Merchants Goods in Cadis, and the Neighbouring Places. The Hog-keepers of Field-lane, the better to provide next Bartholomew Fair with Fat Pigs, keep Mastiff Bitches to suckle them; which Pigs, if they chance to be eaten by Citizens' Wives, may prove very prejudicial to their Husbands, if not suddenly prevented; great pity 'tis but that they should pull out the throats of their Husbands that suffer them to be fed with such heroic meat, to become so lusty. There was this Day Letters came by the Foot-Post of West Smithfield, Relating a strange and true story of a Woman Soldier, being the Wife of one John Clarke, who bravely adventured along with her Husband in Man's apparel in the Army's service both by Sea and Land a long time together, no man all that time ever mistrusting her to be a Woman, till such time as she was delivered of a lusty chopping Boy in her Quarters at the Blacksmith's Arms in East Smithfield, near unto the Famous Tower of London, this present July, 1655. the good Wives being forced to cut her Codpiece Point, when she fell into extremity of Pain; She being approved of all her fellow Soldiers, a very Valiant, and able Soldier, that could very expertly Trail a Pike, Order her Musket, and if need were, could beat a Drum, and was very active in all manner of manly Exercises; she could Leap, Jump, Caper, Box, Wrestle, play at Football, Sing, Dance and be merry; being reported to be a rich man's Daughter of the City of Leicester, who undertook all this for the constant Love she bare her Husband and Country. There is next Tuesday one Mr. Badger a Musicianer's man in Turnmill street to die the death of a Fiddler by being kicked to death with Cripples for whistling Treason against a grand Pie-Mob of Cow-Cross, his Master being to play Lachryme to him all the while he is a dying on a Wooden Jew's trump. SIR, The Women of this Country are so wonderful fruitful, that many times they conceive with thinking on men, insomuch that they often bring three or four Children at a birth, that is so great a charge to that place, that the Gold Mines near Newington will be too little to pay for the nursing of them, the Duke of Hybery Barn having sent his Ambassador to the land of Goatham to hire 1600 Dry-Nurses to give them suck, all the Cradles in Eastcheap are bought up to rock them; the she Commons being considering of an Act for the increase of Milsh Oxen, that they may be supplied all the year long with New-Milk at a Penny a quart, There are six thousand Dwarfs shipped in Litres by the King of Greenland to be rockers; and about a thousand Cucumber Trees felling in Norway to build them a Nursery, there being four hundred load of Friez stone digged out of the New Quarry at Hampstead Heath to build a Brick-wall about it; all the children of Pie-women are to be nursed there for nothing; and to be instructed in the Wars, and other Arts and Sciences, according to their natural dispositions and inclinations; the Pie Mobs of Wapping are to be the Matrons or Overseers of the same; and to be allowed a 100. l. per annum apiece out of the Fishing at the New-mackerel Pond at Highgate. A great Plot was found out the other Night in an Apple-shop by a deaf Woman that sold them, six hundred Weasels having feloniously broke in, and stormed 500 Gennitings, who for fear of the Weasels, fled into an Orchard in St. Giles's, and betook themselves to their own Trees for succour; but a squadron of Flying Rats going towards Black Hall relieved the old Apple-woman, who lay all the while in a Trance; and no sooner was brought to herself but she told strange things that she had seen in a little Alehouse on the back-side of Hell where divers Ranters were dancing a Morris Dance, and there was much smoking, Carousing and Vapouring in expectation of the arrival of some of their Friends, that were coming thither. A Common-garden Lady the last Week being much troubled with Fleas, and having a month's mind to teach a young Page to kill Fleas, went up into her Private chamber, and taking up all, would needs have the nimble page to look the Flea, which Flea was so black, and strong withal, that the Page could by no means come near it, whilst the Lady encouraging him, raised his spirits so high, that he drew his nimble Rapier at her, but the Flea answered him blow for blow, insomuch that at the last he being quite tired, faintly withdrew, she having disarmed him of his weapon; and hating him in show ever since, the better to colour the business over, and rid the suspicion of her husband's jealousy. There is one Jack Pick-thank, a stale stinking Bachelor, near Cheapside, that hopes for his dead Brothers shoes, bids a pox of his Company, because he drinks Half-pints of Sack by himself, can tell Tales, pick thanks, sow debate between Masters and Servants; this pitiful Haberdasher meeting with a Weaver near Bednall Green, to purge his reins, was at the charge of making him so drunk, that he might have time and opportunity to show a parcel of his small Ware to the Weaver's Wife; if any can but bring forth such another, they are to be coupled together with a Gold chain made of a surreverence; and so to be made Purveyors to the Doghouse, and yeoman futerers to her Majesty's blind Bears. There are next week two Ladies of Sodom to Knock for a wager, she that knocks best is to be made Mistress of the Mopping Mobs in Long-acre, Cross Lane, Bloomsbury, Dog-yard, Ratliffe High-way, The Devil was seen last week playing at Ninepins in Turnmill-street with a brace of Damnations called Buttocks, as he flung, in straining himself, he let a fart, which blew down all the Bells in Clerkenwell steeple, and drowned three Dogs and two Ducks in the Ducking Pond, overthrew the Windmill on Hampstead Heath, and in beating down the Cross from the Church, killed an old Woman that lay buried under the Communion Table some Sixteen hundred years ago; but what was most strange a Lady that in washing herself in Placket-well, she surreverence having dropped some quantity of Amber-grease, which in short time so mightily increased, that it overflowed Harrow-the-Hill, and choked all the Birds between that and Watford with the perfume. There is a Report, That a Woman that will not answer to the Law, is this Week to be pressed to death, the Executioner being in great fear, lest he should not get weight enough to perform her Execution; and therefore hath sent his Deputy to Bow, to buy six Cork Millstones for this end, lest he be turned out of his Office, many Women are Petitioning to have her saved, it being hardly known that ever any Woman was pressed to death before, though many more able Executioners have used their best Art about the same. A great swarm of Butterflies this week light upon the Fancies of a Lady of Pleasure's Codpiece; and some say Hived themselves in it, the same day, a wonderful great Flesh-fly flew away with a Buttock of Beef from Smithfield Bars; and lighting with it upon a great Oak in Woods-Close, ate the same in less than two minutes; three Fly-blows that fell from the Tree, weighed 14. pound, and five ounces apiece. An old Usurer's maid at Hogsdon near Stepney, that made his maid snap at a crust, and maintained himself and Family with a halfpennyworth of Essex Cheese, and a halfpenny loaf a day, his poor maid, rather than drink water to quench her thirst, took the ambition on her to ascend a Pear tree, the fruit of which Tree, the Covetous muck-worm her Master, with his four Eyes, had been telling every Day since May; he coming in, missing his Maid, presently harboured a suspicion of his Pear tree, and with his staff in one hand and his Spectacles in the other, presently run under the Pear tree, but the maid perceiving him coming, took up her Coats, smock and all, and turned them over her head, because he should not know her, but after her had erected his Four Eyes at that beautiful Object, her blind Cheeks, he was much amazed at the sight, thinking the Devil surely was in his Pear tree; and after many conjurations to come down, and nobody answering him, he imagined it might be some of his Neighbours come to rob him of his Pears, & clapping his Spectacles to his nose, drew out his Notebook, to set down in Writing what clothes he wore; Item (quoth he) A pair of Black shoes, with red stockings; Item. A pair of white Breeches, with a great Black Codpiece; and so went forward, till the Wench, (hearing his description of her) dropped from a hole, on the backside of her Breeches a Popperin Pear, that beat the Spectacles from his Nose, and followed it with such a salt shower, from her black Codpiece,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 60

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From Wedneseve, Nov. 8. to Wedneseve, Novemb. 15. 1654. Content to me a Kingdom is, when Riches proves a Clog, but he does well, ne'er does amiss; Therefore fight Bear, fight Dog. The Pope since his recovery of his sickness, hath confessed himself to be Antichrist; and this last week was dipped in a Pond or Lake near the Steeple-house of John de Latreau. The Great Turk being fallen sick with over-laughing himself, hath sent an Ambassador to Venice, to to treat with the STATES there, for an accommodation of Peace, offering vast sums to accomplish the same, to continue a thousand years. Highgate hath this cold windy weather, Petitioned to be joined to the Suburbs, which it is thought will go near to spoil all trading in Islington. The Jackdaws of St. Sepulchre's have certainly proclaimed open Wars with the Temple Rooks, and some great Preparations are making on both sides. This Year 56, in the Month of Bartholomew-tide last to come, shall be shown a wonderful Monster of Mighty little Magnitude, ecliped an Hieroglyphic, who carries Three Heads (viz.) two male, and one female, hath 8 legs, five on one side, and three on the other side; the Heads are Horse, Man and Feminine; the Horse carrying Sense before Nonsense. Much inaudible dispute was heard by divers Persons that were out of ear-reach; what was well recorded, no man can remember: only, That at St. Saviour's Dock, a Ship ready to set to Sea, and therefore being brought in, to be fitted to tarry at home, was burnt ere she was built: at which the Monster in quiet Indignation, said Civilly raging, Let the Fresh-Fish at Billingsgate be fried in the Ocean, that so Gown-men may glory at Lawyers' Hall. This is to be justified in Poppingay Alley, near the Cross Keyes in Grace-Church Lane, the XXXVth day of the ensuing Week. A mad shaver, being a Book-Barber, as he was Ploughing his Books, by chance his Knife slipping, cut the Nurse to a Hair's breadth into her matter, leaving her no margent at all, which fault was no sooner espied by the Nurse's Husband, but he swearing at her, made no more ado, but took his knife, and carbanadoed it, for which he now Is Committed to Newgate. Two blind Cripples in Lincoln's Inn Park, have challenged one the other to Dance on the low Rope by the Turk, for a great wager of 4000 and odd Pounds of Hops, they are to be habited in Velvet Jumps, after the Persian manner to hide the Defects in their Legs, after they have done dancing on the Ropes, they are to run to Barnet for the like wager, and he that that makes the first halt, is to forfeit both his Crutches, and to run back again up to London without them. If any man or Woman in City or Country, can give me any notice or knowledge of a pitiful ugly immodest impudent, vicious and confident Piece of She-Mortality, whose Christian Name begins with E, and surname with T, and doth usually lurk near or about the Waterside, to play a game at Clicketts with the Watermen, let them bring word to honest Mr. Gregories, at his Office at Tyburn, that he at the surprisal of her, may make her a Passport, and send her to the Devil her Master, to whom she of due right belongeth, having formerly dropped out of his Cart's-Arse, and now walking abroad in the World, to infect it with all manner of lustful Vices; and they shall have an unknown Reward. Dick the honest Miller's Son of York, being by reason of the want of half an Eye mistaken, took up a Buttock instead of a Mob, who after the spending of 5. d. in Renish-Wine and Sugar, took her to a simple, shitten, sharking Smock-Shop, where they kennelled that Night, but she being nimble, mounted first, and not taking notice of his Inkhorn, without Habeas Corpus removed his Breeches. This was writ by a well-willer to a Clerk, named Mr. FINIS. One of the Mad merry Lunatics of Great Bedlam, conceiting himself Emperor of all Christendom, and being told (by one that fancied his Humour) of a Rebellion in Greenland; he presently calls for his Secretary, and causes him to write this Letter following. Son John, You are to take notice, that I am informed of some new Rebellion against me in our Kingdom of Greenland; therefore I command thee to take special care of the main, and remove the chief Ringleaders, and disband their Forces, and establish the Power to me and my Heirs: Send me a speedy account by this Man my Servant: And this under my hand and Seal shall be your discharge. Emperor of all Christendom. to the hands of my Son, JOHN Duke of all Christendom, This supposed servant, taking his leave of him, the next day (to beat him off his Humour) writ him this Answer following; and sent it as coming from his Son. Dread SOVEREIGN SIR, We are upon the Conduction of our Army towards your Highness' Court of Bedlam, Twenty thousand are with me, on their march upon the Ocean, and Ten thousand more on Shipboard, Some small Barks (with Ammunition) have shot HOLBURN BRIDGE, and by twilight (I doubt not) will arrive at Hockly in the Hole, to encounter Your enemies upon Clerkenwell Green. The Pinder of Wakefield, with the forces adjacent of Kentish-Town, with the Hamlets of Tottenham-Court (upon the least signal) are up in Arms, Men, Women and Mortals. For the chief Ringleaders, they are all under Hatches aboard my Vice Admiral, called Nonsuch, I am, (SIR) Your Obedient Son, LORDPOL, Duke of all Christendom. For my dread Sovereign, and Royal Father, the Emperor of all Christianity. No sooner had he received this Letter, but he expressed as much joy, as if this News were really true; bidding the messenger be careful to bid them provide Scaling-Ladders, Hay, and all things ready for a storm. The 33th of the last Month there arrived an Italian High German-Portuguese at Rings-end in Dover Pier, who to the great Admiration of the invisible beholders, being born deaf and dumb, reads Anatomy Lectures (in his sleep) every Day at the Physicians' College in Bedlam, to Tom Godfrey's Bears; the Bears are so Docile (especially Ned of Canterbury) that 'tis thought, if the Stargazers' Prophecies fail not, they will sing Ballads by Bartholomew-tide last past, or a Week before Easter, at farthest: there is a Civil man of Great and Good Carriage now living 'twixt Fleet Conduit & Lud-gate, shall justify it underleg blindfold, with both his hands bound behind his Elbows: this is as sure, as this is Paper printed for a Penny. A brace of things called Tailors, going lately a sunning to encounter with their mortal enemies the Racabites, found in the Camp Royal of Islington such good provision for bread (after execution) made a halt there for that Night, and next day (because they could not march abreast) they like Jackanapes and his fellow, one after another, took down the highway towards Mount-mall Castle; but a Carrier, thinking them to be two thieves, that came to him a remnant from his Packs, to prevent which, he whipping the next horse to him, making him forsake his way, turned both the pitiful stitches into the stinking Elders' ditches,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 24

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From Wedneseve, June, 5. to Wedneseve. July. 12. 1654. Spur away, friends must part though they never met (in one opinion I mean) for now; alas! it is not now as in the ancient days of yore, when one Religion was professed, we now profess Threescore; Ranters and Shakers, John a Bobtails and Quakers, Zealots and Praters, and seeming-saints Cuckold-makers, Bravery and Knavery, The Swarm of BEES that lately lighted on the Doctor's man's fancies of his Breeches, have every day since produced such an infinite increase of English Honey, that it is thought the best Butter will be before Michaelmas at four Pence a Pound, if not under. SIR, A great Mine of Holland. Cheeses were lately found out in a Coal pit in the Shields; many ships that come for coals, finding Holland Cheeses to be a richerCommodity than sea-coals, are lading themselves therewith; It is thought the crafty Hollanders had sown the said cheeses about the year 88. in hopes if afterwards they could conquer this Land, to have had a Mine of White-Sea-coals to have traded withal into other Countries. All our Poets (since my last Letter) are turned Usurers, and let out all the money they can get for Sack and Tobacco; it is hoped our English Poets will learn that way of thrift, as well to cure their Poverty, as clothe their nakedness. SIR, The Scholars I told you of in my last, that gulled the Butcher as he was driving home his two Calves, have since held a private Commencement, the fat Calf taking degrees in Paunch College, to which commencement, divers of the poor Countrymen's Pigs, Geese, Ducks and Capons made their Personal appearance, nolens volens, which the poor Scholars perceiving, fell so roundly upon their bones, that they disarmed them of their brown Bills, routed their right and left wings, and without dispute or Argument pinioned them, pillaging them as bare as my nail, inhumanly committed them to the mercy of the Fire, some they roasted alive, others they baked, and some they boiled, and afterwards for greediness, ate them all up alive. There is a new-found Well found out in the head of a Holly bush near Knightsbridge, that by drinking the said Water when the Sun is in his solstice, cures all Diseases incident to the Passions of men or Women; many Ladies troubled with the Yellows, are removing thither; This water will allay all Inflammations in the Liver or face, and cause evacuation of ill or putrid Blood, and make whoever drinketh thereof, have Noble Blood running in their veins, though they be be never so ignoble by birth, manners, or Education. The Citizens of Nodnol have petitioned the Nightmen to carry all their soil away by water, because of the annoyance of the stench; and some debate is about hanging their Signs on the inside of their Houses, which is not only to avoid superstition, but to make way for the City Droves, and Hay-carts to pass quietly through the streets. SIR, There arrived here the last Night a Fleet of Venice Land-frigates, bound for Black-Wall, laden with Silk, Holland, Black-patches, and colours; the one of them was much shattered, and had a Leak sprung in her poop, which came by a shot of a French man of War; which made her put in at St. Thomas Apostle's Dock to be mended; she is called the Pleasure Frigate, but being very unsound in her Keel, it is hoped no Passenger will be so foolhardy, as to board her, The Last Night the Devil appeared to a Broker in Long-lane, and after much congratulation and Discourse between them concerning their Trading, the Devil leaving him, let fly such a crack, that he blew down three Windmills in Barbican, and as some say, killed an Old Userer that had his soul buried in his Bags many years before. The Thames the last Night had like to have been miraculously fired by a Girl that cried Card-matches, some that were washing at the sluice in seeking to quench the same, had their Members miserably burnt, being now under cure; two Maids going into the water that Night, had all their Hair burned off, one Sculler, two Oars and a Western Barge were burnt down to the ground; and many Fishes and Swans were roasted alive; two tides were drowned the same Night by lightning, and some other mischiefs done, that you shall not fail to hear of in my next. The Bottle-beer Men have lately found out a new way to keep their beer cool, by setting it all Night in the Sun, which ripens the same in six quarters of an hour, and 5. minutes; as the Old Philosophers affirm, keeping it more cool than any Rock water. On Monday last there were Beheaded and hanged these persons following; the Portugal Ambassador's Brother (who had like to have escaped the day before in Women's apparel) beheaded on Tower-hill, and one Steven Red-man an English Portugal born at Bristol, but bred in Ireland; Page to the said Portugal Ambassador's Brother, was hanged at Tyburne both suffered for a murder committed by them at the New Exchange. Two more Gentlemen, namely, Mr. Gerrard, and Mr. Vowel suffered; Mr. Gerrard was beheaded on Tower-hill, and Mr. Vovel a Schoolmaster at Islington, hanged at the Muse, some say for Plotting, the said Vovel made a Speech at his death, declaring how he had been drawn in by others to that Confederacy; at his death he was much bemoaned by divers young Gentlemen, that formerly had been his Scholars. A simple Thread twister, going a fishing lately for Owly-birds, baiting his hook with a Sugar-loaf, he had no sooner put in, but a two-legged she-Trout came and smelt his bait, but would not bite, which made the pitiful thread-man leave off his angling, and fall to tickling her, insomuch that he put the she-Trout into a muck sweat, yet for all his art of tickling, could not catch her; he making himself so dry by the action he had with her, That calling for Beer and Tobacco, he out-running the Constable, was fain to have a brace of Varlets to pay his Reckoning. In a creek or Alley near this place, dwells one Mistress Squirtington, so miserably troubled with yellows, that she lives in perpetual fear lest her husband should act the Town-Bull of Smithfield, and ride every jade he comes near; Not long since, taking occasion to fall out with one of her Neighbours upon the same account, in a most opprobrious manner, opens against her thus; The wise men of Goatham, have given a special command to all their Carters, Wain-men or Wagoners, when they shall fetch in the next Harvest, to place all their Carts on the Ridge of the Barn, to keep their Corn from the Rain. One of the Women that lately suffered in the strong Ale-tub is the next week to be sold for a welsh Parrot, her good conditions are to be printed in a large Folio, that he that buys her may not be deceived in her: Her price it is conceived will not be much, by reason of her good housewifery, and oriental Virtues, which can never be praised enough, nor yet numbered: the other she-drinker, is since converted from Ale, and now bubbs nothing but strong Beer. Near Gray's Inn, there happened not long since a miraculous wonder; a certain Swan with one neck, swimming through the Fields, chanced to light upon a water Raven, the which he carried into a Tooping-School, sending for some tailors to make him mourning for his Funeral the next Wednesday following; but having solaced themselves with such Liquors the House could afford, the Reckoning being Half a Crown, when they came to the upshot of the business, it proved quite contrary to their Expectations. I should tell you of a valiant Hat-maker in Southwark that is so Pot-valiant that he killed 4 Tinkers, that are all alive at this day; but more of this in my next. The She-Sinners of Dog and Bitch yard are drawing up a Petition in the behalf of Hackney Coaches, that they may continue still their full number, and to that end are gathering the hands of all their Sisters of the Smock, Inhabitants of the County of Long-acre, Sodom, Bloomsbury, Picked Hatch, with Our Town of Turnball, and all other Boroughs, Wappentakes, Hundreds, &c. They all with one accord holding forth liberty of Trade, resolving, rather than they will be hindered or infringed of their privileges, at their own proper costs and charges to maintain 1500 Hackney Coaches for their own particular uses, so the said Coachmen will be Civil to them, and draw away some distance from the place of exercise to avoid suspicion, and be careful of their Black-patches, Mirlkins or Dildos, to take them up, if by chance they drop them in their Coach-box, as lately a Lady of Pleasure voiding a Worm in the Coach-box, bigger than a Polony Sausage, which the Coachman seeing smoking hot, with the butt end of his whip removed it away, to the shame as well great discredit of the Lady, who was then going a clicketting into the Red Lion's Den in Whitecross Street. Two blind Fiddlers are this Night to be kicked to death with Cripples for playing Treason to the Queen's Bears; and afterwards to ride the gauntlet, and run division upon the wooden horse quite through Harp-Alley into turn-again Lane, and so to Islington, and afterwards to have all the four fingers of their left hands hamstringed, and so to be committed close prisoners into Middleton's Pipes, and fed with a Crust a day.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 6

MFum42

From Wedneseve, March 14. to Wedneseve, March. 21. 1655. This Brewing is as a good Trade, and never down can fall, as long as good liquor is made, Good for it will call. The Gallant Muster of the Six City Regiments in Hogsdon Fields, where the six being contracted into three, were led by these Valiant Commanders, the Yellow and the Orange under Col. Tichburne, the Green and the White under Col. Roe, and the Blue under Colonel Underwood; where they so expertly Exercised their Arms, & so evenly fired, that Mars himself would have lent an ear to that harmonious Thunder, but that he knew those Brave Heroes that heard and saw the same, were as able to judge, and approve of their activity, and great skill in Martial feats as himself. The poor Cavaliers (like Mushrooms) soon grown up, were as soon defeated, and many eminent Persons committed to safe Custody both in the west & North of England, their Lives and Estates being forfeited for their rash and unadvised Actions. The King of Scots (so called) is for certain come back to Collen; some Report his Brother James had promised to assist him in England with Ten thousand Volunteers, to head those that were already up; but whence this Report should ground, or these Volunteers come, is the Riddle I would fain have unfolded. The English Fleet lieth now before Tunis, Gen Blake having sent a Message to the Governor, demanding, That all English and Scottish-men to be set at Liberty, and delivered up to him; Secondly, That full satisfaction be given him for all loss of Ships and Goods sustained by the English in that Town, or any of the Coasts adjoining. Many Maids this month are troubled with a Migraine or dizziness in their Heads, that they cannot stand upright, but if any man but blow upon them, they presently fall backward, lying as in a trance for a quarter of an hour; but having a little of the Oil of Man administered to them in the increase of the Moon, they in Three quarters of a year after grow perfectly cured; this Medicine hath been most approved not only by Aristotle, but Galen, and now in these latter times by Doctor Butler, Trigg, and the best of the Physicians' College. Two Maids the last Night falling out for Bed-room, fro words fell to blows, in so Martial a manner; that the one knocking down the other with a Bed-staff, manslaughter had like to have been committed, if a Female youth had not happily interposed, and so took up the Business between them for that Night, their fury being so high, that the Female youth lay between them all Night to keep the peace. Two Flying Whales were seen the last Night to perch on the Traitors' Heads on London bridge, so that it is imagined they will build a Whale's Nest in one of their Skulls, so that this Spring we may expect a nest of young Leviathans upon Poles; if Aquarius and Pisces meet not in conjunction at the Wheat-sheaf in Thames Street, the Astronomers may be whipped next year with Whalebone Whips down from Apogaeon to Perigaeon, where they are to be anointed with the Oil of Lily Water, and so to be spitted on the Dragon's Tail, and roasted in Sunshine between this next Eclipse, & black Monday come Twelvemonth. The Quakers being met last first day at the Mouth in St. Martin's, a great Whirlwind coming rolling about them, caused such a trembling under the Women's Coats, that their buttocks are troubled with an Earthquake ever since, so that those mortified Creatures had like to have been blown up, A Country Squire having a Natural jester given him, being a Piece of Linsy Woolsey, of Knave and Fool woven together, took great delight in him, the fool being so sweet a fellow, that if the Cook had set any Tart or other sweet Sauce out of his hand, and turned his back, the Fool would be sure to fall upon the bones of it, till the Choleric Cook, seeing no advertisements would reclaim him from that sweet sin, he resolved without any more ado, the next time he offended, instead of tart, to give him some Lamb Pie, which the next day he so stoutly performed, that the Fool would needs take his bed and die, the Squire hearing thereof, would straight go visit his Fool, to comfort him, and see if he could get him to receive any sustenance, which the fool utterly denying, the Gentleman being the more important, bid him bethink himself of anything he could eat, and he should have it; Let me have a surreverence fried with a little Parsley, and if anything make me well, it will be that; Fie, fie, quoth his Master, think of some cleanlier dish that thou canst eat; No dish in the World can I eat but that quoth the, Fool, therefore if ye will save my life, let me have it I beseech you Master; whereupon the Squire went to his Cook, and bid him make such a dish ready presently; at which the Cook grumbling, desired his Master to get somebody else to do it; nay quoth the Esquire, if ye refuse to do it, e'en be packing; The Cook, (though very unwilling) went out into the back-side, and found the very quintessence of Podex, being a lusty brown Sir that had lay purifying in the Sun, and frying it with sweet Butter, putting venison sauce to it, he before his Master presented it to the Fool; Which the fool seeing, told his Master, the Cook was his deadly enemy, and would certainly poison him, Therefore desired his Master, that he would see him eat a bit of it himself first; The Gentleman threatening the Cook to apprehend him and send him to the Gaol for suspicion of murder, if he would not taste it: the Cook fearing the disgrace of the Prison, and the turning out of so good a Service, made no more ado, but cut off one end thereof, and ate the same. The Fool minding him wishfully all the while; at last offering it to him, thinking the Fool would have eat the rest; but the fool being the verier Knave, steeringly replied, A pox on him, now let him eat it all, there was but one Piece that I loved, and that he has swallowed up already; the Devil set his foot after it. A great Shark the last Night came leaping into a Western Barge, and had like to have devoured three Pugs, had they not manfully defended themselves with their Oars, insomuch that the Shark, being put to the worst, gave one of them such a slap on the side of his head, that strike- it off, it flew three mile singing in the Air, and killed two Cavaliers and a Boy upon Windsor Castle, and lamed an old woman in the leg, as she was doing her easement under the Castle Wall; the same day a great Swordfish came ashore at Highgate Dock, slashing and cutting divers Person, but receiving a broadside from a Frigate sailing over Cockney Hill, the Swordfish retreated into the New Mackerel Pond, so that the Mackerel will doubtless be very scarce this next summer, if the Viceroy of Kentish Town do not speedily send a Message to the Fishermen of Berkin at the City of Pancarsse to come with all their nets, and Gins to destroy this Swordfish, There was last week a Mine of Brass Ordnance found out in Greenwich Park, the Old Philosophers are of opinion, that the Deluge brought them thither the last great flood, when Deucalion bepissed Phoebe's Feather-bed, and Endymion the Prick-louse was mending the Mantle of the Moon, A new Invention of Glass Hats and Bugle Petticoats is found out by the King of Greenland's Tailor, and sent over into England, as a rare present to the Keeper of the New Exchanger, to be preferred for a new Fashion, many Gentlewomen have already bespoke the same, and intend next May Day to grace Hyde Park in their new Carroaches, and accoutrements of Green Scarlet, to entertain Queen Flora who is come over to treat a Peace with Oberon, King of Fairies; Queen Mab is invited thither by the mighty Emperor of Tottenham-Court, who is to feast them with a variety of choice Dishes, dressed after the Fairy manner, roasted in Moonshine, some say Ganymede is already sent from Jove with Provisions of Nectar, Nepenthe and Ambrosia to feast them withal; during dinner, the Turk is to dance on a Sunbeam with Robin Goodfellow, for Ariadne's Crown of Celestial Gold studded with rich Gems of Oriental colour, as Chryselites, Adamants, Sapphires, Sardonixes, Selenites, which Gems being all so transparent, that the Sun and the Moon are of no use when they are worn, the Mortals that attend them first put out their Eyes, for fear of being blinded by them. A jovial Musician, (being a Son of Bacchus) and wearing the Badge of Good Fellowship on his Nose, going the other day towards King's Land, to play to some Gentlemen, the Sun shining very hot on his Nose, begat a Salamander, which took presently into his brain, but knocking his skull with his Fiddlestick, and playing a sweet lesson of Music, so charmed the Salamander, that blowing his Nose, it flew out into his Fiddle-case keeping the same in a Waste sheath hanging by for the same purpose, and feeding it with nothing but the Sparkles of his Nose, and because want any nutriment the Fiery associate like himself to go along with him, whose enamelled with those rich Rubies, and sparkling Diamonds the quintessence of SACK hath generated: by the operation of the Sun, which he continually feedeth this rich Salamander withal , playing such Music that might ravish saddest souls, and tempt the Appetite to drink down full Bowles. Last night not far from Holburn Conduit, was a most terrible Duel fought between a Fox and a Monkey, many blows were given by the Fox, on the back and sides of the poor Monkey, who being chained, could not well defend himself from the fury of the Fox; and so was killed; a Jury of Monkeys have sat on him, and find it wilful murder, the Fox is to be arraigned before the Drill at Holburn-Bridge.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 42

MFum15

From Wedneseve, Septem. 6. to Wedneseve, Sep. 13. 1654. A Pitiful Poet, the Lord doth know it, the last week would drink Sack, though he had not one Penny of Money, nor scarce a rag to his back, yet one Pin (heaven bless us) made him as rich a man as Cressus, and valianter than Captain Bessus; The next day meeting with honest Joe, then Right or wrong, away we go, the Devil sure did carry us though, with never a penny of money; But when that he had set us down, at the Antelope not far from the Crown, and something nearer Smithfield round, honest Pepper he run down, although we had no money: and so with credit, and much love, we drank a Pint or two above (and so we escaped the Devil) for joy then Joe did write a Song, and so we passed all along, although we had no money. The great debate in the Parliament concerning the Legislative and Supreme Power, whether to remain in the hands of ONE MAN, or in the Parliament, but no Vote as yet passed thereon. The great Honour done by the King of France at Sedan to father du Moulin, who making a Speech to Him in behalf of the Protestants in France, the King taking him up in his arms, told him, That nothing should be wanting in Him, that might add lustre to their Profession, nor happiness to their Persons, which Speech of his Majesty hath much revived the hearts of the Protestant Party, as comforted the Poor captivated souls in Prison, when he caused the Prison doors to be opened, and all but murderers to be freely released, that they might as well sing Te Deum for their own Deliverance, as for His Majesty's great Victory over the insulting Spaniards at the siege of Arras; a deed well becoming a good King. The last Letters from Scotland say, That G. Middleton is not (as was surmised) gone to sea, but with about 1000 Horse and Foot, is advanced into Skye Island, Col. Morgan being now in pursuit of him with a strong party. That the Earl of Athol hath submitted upon Articles, and put in security of 5000. l. to act nothing prejudicial to the Commonwealth of England; E. of Glencarn, Lieu. Col. Maxwell, Colonel Heriott and others have submitted on Articles. The Queen of Sweden's magnificent Entertainment at Breda. The titular King of Scots gone to the Emperor's Court at Vienna; and his great respect there. The taking of some five or six English Vessels by the Brest Pickroons. The surrender of Lothsea Castle in Scotland to Lieutenant Col. Sawrey. The Imprisonment of three Dutch Lord, about delivering Rocif, and other Places in the West Indies to the Portugals. The Devil of St. Dunston's the last night, getting the Saint's Tongs between his teeth, pulled them out of his hands, and flung them down with such a force, that he beat down 48 Steeples, and 120 Crosses in the City of Verulam, and killed a Woman that was drowned about a year ago under Barnet Bridge as they flew over; and as I am informed since, hit Tom of Lincoln such a box of the ear, that they tumbled him out of the steeple, and with the force of the blow, drove him nine miles into a Rock near Edinburgh Castle, but the truth of this expect in the next. A great race was run last week between a Hosier and a Citizen, as they were sailing from Islington in a Cock-boat laden with rattles and Fox-tails, the one being a merry disposed fellow of Little Bedlam, had borrowed of a friend a Treble Viol, which Instrument made them such Music, that it transported their brains to the third degree of madness, but having wind and Tide, they steering by T. T—s dead Sea, right against Aldermanbury, being three sail, would needs run their over-laden vessels for a wager, and they giving the Fiddle, and one of their Cloaks to a third man to hold, run so swift, that they were both sunk in the next dry Ditches, and lost one the other, their ballast being so heavy that their beak-heads or block-heads could not rise again, till they had slept it out, which was about midnight the next day following; when the wind being fool North, drove them down dirty road into rotten row, and so coasting to P.ckt batch, they happily arrived to harbour near Aldersgate, much shattered in their tacklings, but much more expecting the success of their Companion they had entrusted with the Fiddle and the Cloak, in which suspense we will for a time leave them, and return to the success of the other with the Cloak and Fiddle, thinking to follow them, fell into another Ditch, where scrambling along (in hopes to recover himself) lost both the Cloak and Fiddle, and finally himself, who receiving a broadside from Morpheus, sunk downright in a dead sleep, where he lay till cold light had awakened him, so rousing himself (between sleep and awake) shuffled away; thinking that Thieves had knocked him down, and robbed him, which the next day he confidently affirmed to his Companions, though the things were taken up by an honest Party, and the next day after cried at Islington Market Cross, where some understanding what kind of Merchants were there the day before: sent word by the next Milk-woman, and so they had fools' Fortune. The Men of this Country carry the Horses, as our horses carry men here, The Old men go to school to the young Children to learn either Divinity, Morality or Policy, the Women of that Country go to Plough, Cart, thrash, hedge, ditch; fodder Cattle, and are Carpenters, Smiths, Shoe-makers, Weavers, Tailors, &. while the men do nothing but bear Children, dress meat, and keep clean the House, and serve Hogs, being in as bad slavery under their Wives as any slaves are under the Turk; Neither are Men suffered by their Wives to run twatling up and down from Neighbour to Neighbour to breed strife and dissension, but curbed and held in, and not suffered to be hail fellow well met with their superiors, So that the Old Philosophers are of Opinion, that in Process of time, all the Countries opposite to them will be in the like manner Governed. The last Letters from that Country, make mention of a Lady of that Country, that was ravished by her Shock Dog in the Night; but the truth of this we will suspend for a time, it relishing rather of a Fiction, than a reality, yet the great familiarity of these two Creatures might cause some such suspicion; they being so often bed-fellows together. The News goes that the ambitious Turk that used to clamber so high, hath now come to the preferment, to break his own neck, which scurvy Trick it seems he learnt of his own father, he said did so before him, who it seems took it from his great Grandfather (Old NICK) the Predecessor of all the Hye-derry dance; which (if true) will be a good caution to the rest of that quality. It is for certain reported, that Oxford is gone to Sturbridge Fair, where her Sister Cambridge is to meet her, all the Students are to have new Gowns and Caps, and to present a Masque and an Oration in Honour of the happy meetings of these two Sisters; Many men of weak understanding, think this to be an impossibility, that a City should remove so far; but I answer, If a House may remove the same distance, then why not a Town? and if a Town, why not a City, a University, a College, a Church, &c. Pray if you will not believe me, believe your own eyes, Go but to the Red Bull Playhouse, and there you shall see Audley-House, a Famous building in Essex, brought to be based with the Red-Bull in St. John's Street; but as you see, this is no wonder, neither should I think it any great matter to fetch both the Indies, & place one of them upon black-Heath, and the other upon Hamsted-Hill, and to make two Poets Governors over them, that to be sure would never embrace that foul Witch Covetousness, but freely disburse the Wealth of the same for the good of all men, and never hoard neither for themselves, their wives nor Children, as one of this Noble, though threadbare tribe, Petitioning his Royal Patron for means, tells Him, That waiting many years on His service, he had found many Friends, that would say, They will be sure, though they be slow; and truly (quoth the Poet) so I find them sure to be slow; A thousand Promises, yet nothing: A hundred hopes, yet nothing; so that casting up his Inventory of his Service, Friends, Promises, Hopes, Fortunes and Times, Summa totalis amounts to —nothing; And therefore made his Will, and gave these Three Legacies. And therefore beseeched, That since he was born to have nothing, he might have a Protection to pay nothing, Which suit was not much unlike to Major T.K—s, in the late King's Army, that for recompense of service, when he had taken up in a robbery, discharged his wages in a Pardon. Alas poor Poets! you may well please yourselves with your own music, fell Timber, and be glad of the chips, pleasure others, to ruin yourselves. Old Mother Pancridge hath lately sent a comfortable Message to her tattered Daughter Mistress Pauls, inviting her to leave London, and to come and dwell with her in the Country, where there is more honesty, and less Knavery; alleging, that though many Robberies have formerly been committed thereabouts, yet of late she believeth it to be far more honest than her own Habitation at London; So that many think it was certainly in the mind of this distressed Gentlewoman to have gone long since, when she sent away her Trunks before, which had been well for her, considering what hath befallen her, viz. Misery and Desolation, Profanation, &c. The tender affection of the poor Old Gentlewoman (her Mother) that intendeth either to give her a Gown or a Grave, cannot choose but breed some compassion in rich Curmudgeons, that had rather stuff their ungodly guts, and wear their own soft garments, than to clothe their poor naked Mother, or pour one drop into her wounds, that hath so often feasted them with Manna, Nectar and Ambrosia, and comforted them with the Oil of gladness: But I dare not touch too much upon this key, lest my zeal unadvisedly inflame, and breaking out, hazard my own earthly Tabernacle, now in the same ruinous and falling condition. But if Pauls go to visit her Mother, it is thought London-bridge will go near to take her place, which not only complaineth of a great cold she hath taken with standing bare-headed, but with standing continually wet-shod, will bring some sudden Disease upon her.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 15

MFum51

From Wedneseve, May. 16. to Wedneseve, May. 23. 1655. Avaunt ye creeping Sea-crabs, sons of Lant and Ale, I dread not any She-Drabs, nor Bonser's idle Tale. The calling in of all the Old Farthing Tokens, new ones being now put out from the farthing office in Threadneedle Street, near Christopher's Church, there all Persons may repair and have 2 l,. for twenty, and return them again on the same Terms, which Tokens are generally to go in all Markets, and elsewhere through the Nation, everyone, as is said, being to receive in their Old ones, whether Lead, Brass, or Copper, and to make return in Silver to all Persons that offer them. The Lord Protector's Demand to the Spanish Ambassador, To take away the bloody Inquisition, and to grant the Protestants Liberty in their Religion, and a Free Trade for the English Merchants in all the King of Spain's Dominions. On Friday last three Lawyers were committed to the Tower by Order from His Highness and Council; If I could Prophesy, I should tell you my belief, That it cannot be long till more follow them. The taking of the Gold and Silver Mines upon the Coast of Barbary by our gallant English Fleet, under the command of our Noble General Pen and Venables, who are sailed with 15000 men to the Bay of Mexico, in America, where all the Horses are shod with Silver, the Coach Wheels plated with Gold, and their Furnitures trapped with Precious Stones. This week the Lies in the Weekly Pamphlets do much exceed the the Logic of Fumigosus; one tells us of a storm of Hailstones in the north Riding in Yorkshire that fell as big as Eggs, beating down not only Cattle, but Houses and Trees [so that I am of opinion, the Hail must be as big, if not bigger than Goose Eggs, but whether these Eggs were hatched into this Lie in the North, or at London, is the Question?] Secondly, That after this great Hail, a Rain came, that swept away whole Fields of corne into the Valleys. This is the greatest wet Lie that ever dropped from the Devil's Budget since it rained Millstones in Salisbury Plain. The third Lie is, from Dartmouth in the West ['tis well he lies far enough] where at Ten o'Clock at Night, the Dogs were seem with men's Heads on, the skulls of them in their mouths, others with Collars, and some in Couples passing toward the Marketplace where on a sudden they all vanished. Let this Liar beware the death of a Dog, and fear a Halter rather than a Chain. The Fourth lie is, from Plymouth, where drops of blood fell into a House, in the midst of a great shower of Rain, which many endeavoured to wipe out, but could not, though they often washed the boards and Table with hot Water, yet still it remains as visible as before, Another tells us of 16 Millstones towed down the Thames at the breech of a Sculler; this may be true, if ye have but the faith to believe it. A young Gentleman being newly married to a fair Lady, as soon as they came from Church, impatient of longer delay, after they were risen from dinner, and had retired themselves from Company, in a Loving Fancy, or Poetical Rapture, writ her this Sonnet following, which he presented to her for an Epithalamium or Marriage Song. This Song being very kindly received by the Lady, who with a modest blush, gave a silent consent, and without any more Dispute, willingly surrendered the Fort of Pleasure. A den of subtle Foxes last Rogation Eve, had like to have preyed upon the innocence of poor Fumigosus, hurrying him to their Den in Woodstreet; but his bones were by the Nobleness of true-hearted friends, saved from the cruel Dice-makers. The tame Whale that hath been at grass near about two years in Rumney Marsh, the last week was delivered of two Sea Calves, a Mermaid Midwife coming from the Straits, to bring her abed, meeting by accident with a Troop of Sea Dragoons, was unfortunately taken Prisoner, and being carried before Neptune, was strictly examined by Neptune, was found guilty of High Treason, and so committed to the Custody of a Swordfish, who flung her into Jail, which was the hollow-tooth of a monstrous great whale, the Prison being kept by two mighty Sharks instead of Sergeants, a Porpoise was Turnkey, a Trout Jailer, three Lobsters Clerks, and an overgrown Carp the Attorney, who pitying the poor Gentlewoman was bail for her, and so she was permitted to her Office, otherwise the poor Whale, had been cast away for want of help; her two Calves were brought up to London amongst a drove of Smithfield Lions, where they were sold for two Welsh Runts, and killed in the Shambles for Veal; which being served into a Cook shop in Pie-corner, was found out in the roasting to be half flesh, and half fish; the Butcher is since bound over to answer before the Sessions of Peace for selling Fish instead of flesh; being like to answer for the same, since they that eat thereof are become neither fish nor Flesh, nor very good red Herring; and as various in their dispositions as their Natures, and so become Quakers, who have betaken themselves to the Congregation of Aldersgate-street, intending to convert all the Cuckolds in Nodnolshire, some of these new Children of Light intend to convert Grubstreet, concerning the Art of Lying, which the Grubs, Bonsers and Poetical Rapture makers do by the help of Pluto challenge all their dear Brethren, the enlightened Quakers, Ranters and Shakers, or any of the Spiritual Gypsies, by what names or Titles soever distinguished at the Art of Bonsing, Lying, feigning, dissembling, by Ruses of Logic, and by the help of learned Fumigosus, Two maids in Holburn having Sunburnt themselves with whitening Clothes, would needs, to make themselves most beautiful and fair, wash themselves every morning in May Dew, which an unhappy Wag beholding through a Casement, how she came with a Diaper Napkin brushing off the Dew from the Grass-plot in the Garden, every morning after, distilled a Chamber pot upon the place, which they have used for the Reparation of their Beauties for many mornings since, which hath made them so exceeding snout-fair, that the other day they were taken up by two Prentices for she Puppies new licked, yet in kissing them, the Dew smelled so strong upon their Lips, that the young men can do nothing but spit and spawle ever since, A great Fight will be this week (as Mr. Lilly Prophesies) between the City Knockers, and the Hoopetdehoyes, insomuch that most of the Kennels, Cocks and Spouts in London it is like will run white-blood, the young Processioners being armed with Clubs, Bats and Broom-staves, giving for their Colours red, blue and yellow Points, to distinguish each Company from other, the Dispute being so hot, that many shall lie sprawling in the Kennel. The Commons in Cock-street sat this week very close, about the business of Launching their new Frigate in Holloway Dock, and a Committee of Midwives' Mates, and Day Nurses are chosen to consider of the double manning of her, and of all the Frigates and Pinnaces belonging to their Navy: their new Frigate (as the last Letters mention) is to be called the Prepuse, which is to sail to Malborow to fetch green Chalk for their Hostesses, and at her return, to be made Vice Admiral of their Navy, which is ready to set forth to the Isle of Man, to trade for Precious stones; the Fulsome, the Fortune, the Mischief, the Nonsense, the Tittle-tattle, the Clack, and the Spite are first to be new rigged and caulked in Bridewell Dock and to set sail on Midsummer Eve, through Fleet-bridge to the gold-finder's Office, where they are to be victualled by Captain Podex, Clerk of their Navy, who is Surreverence to give an Account to the Speaker, whether their Fare be wholesome or not, the chief Matron of Jobs Ward being to view their tackling, to see if it all be right and straight, and that their Pumps be in repair, and their Portholes waterproof, A Letter was lately found in the belly of a Mackerel, written in Golden Characters, which is thought by Democritus, and another blind Philosopher which read the same, To be the true Relation of taking the Gold and Silver Mines, and landing them at Black-wall; the Characters being something intricate, are referred to Billingsgate College, where it is to be translated into our native Language by Her Majesty's Crab-woman of Quean-Hithe.

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 11. to Wedneseve, Octob. 18. 1654. When Covetousness doth leave the Rich, and riches Court the poor; My Lady's Shock wanting a Bitch, did make the Puppies roar. The gallant deportment of that Victorious Commander Vice-Admiral Lawson against the French, upon the Coasts of Canada, where he valiantly landed his Men, got into the great River, and took all the Forts on the sides thereof, which the French had built thereon, and with much ease became absolute masters thereof; The gaining of this place will be of exceeding benefit to this Nation; by great quantities of Corals found there, besides Beaver Skins in great store, and other rich Furs, besides the great trade of Fish there. From Scotland, Octob. 8. The Enemy under G. Middleton were the last week roving about Glenarquies bounds, but since removed towards Kintale. Their chief employment is to forage the places where they come, and to steal and drive away all the Cattle they can for their livelihood. A Party of Captain Farmer's Troop of Dragoons near Aberdeen did lately rescue a Drove of Cattle of about a Hundred, killed a Lieutenant Colonel, and two or three more, and took, wounded, and routed the rest. Rotterdam, Letters do mention a most sad and lamentable Fire that happened about Four days since at Delf, the fire happening first in the Magazine there; there was above Threescore thousand weight of Gunpowder blown up, which have burned and destroyed above 500. Houses, two Churches, and the Custom-house much torn, the sides of the Channel to bring in Boats and small Vessels into the Town much broken, and therein People killed and hurt that were in those Vessels, their whole Artillery with all the Train & Furniture thereto belonging quite blow up and spoiled, but what was most wonderful, the Pest-house only escaped the fire; about 400 Persons were at first taken up, of Men, Women and Children, which lay above the rubbish, besides what was buried underneath the Rubbish, which must needs be many more, many of them being Persons of great Qualities and Estates; besides those of inferior ranks and Estates. This was the most sudden and vehement Blow that hath been given by this fearful and lamentable Judgement this many a Year to any place in Christendom. There is a Woman that killed her Husband at Westminster, by flinging a Candlestick at him, she is not yet to be burnt, as I hear of; seven men, and one Woman more are condemned to die for Murders and Felonies; another young Swinger was Buzzed in the band, and lost his Hair for getting two Wenches with Childe. SIR, Here was last Night the Ghost of Old Diogines appeared alive in the Open Hall with his Lantern and his Candle lighted, walking about, and looking very wishfully in the Faces of all he met, after he had walked many hours, seemed to depart very angry. The same Night was a Mooncalf's Nest found in the head of a Hollow tree near Hyde Park, with three Mooncalf's Eggs in it, the Wise-men of Goatham think it is a Sign of some sudden alteration; the Magicians are giving their Judgements thereon. A mad Shaver in Thames Street making the last night a Net to catch Fools, pitching it at St. Magnes' Corner, caught the Constable and six f his Watchmen, and carried them all to an Ale-house, where he kept them in safe Custody till the next morning; at which time taking their Bills for their good behaviours, after he had washed them well in nigget Water, and shaved them of the Simples, they paying the reckoning, thankfully departed home. A miserable Farmer, carrying a Load of Wheat to Market in a town in Norfuck, and finding the Market to go 16.d. a Bushel the best Wheat without more ado closed up the mouths of his Sacks, and loading his Cart, he standing in the midst of it, made this Hue and Cry following; O yes, O yes, O yes, All Farmers, Tenants and Others that have racking or griping Landlords, that will not for all this great time of Plenty and cheapness, bate anything of their dear Rents; let them within six days give over their Farms and meet me at Where I shall be ready to attend them, then and there to make some Proposals, to leave off the Perpetual Toil of our Callings, and betake ourselves to some other more thriving or gainful Occupation; and no more be accounted the Droyles, Drudges and Dog-horses of the World, daring not to eat the fruits of our own labours, lest falling short of our Rents we come under the lash of merciless and griping Landlords. A Citizen in Nodnol-stone street, being troubled with the yellows, pretending business to ship goods, closely his himself in a small Closet, where he had not long remained, but he perfectly heard what he formerly had but imagined, performed between his honest Wife and her pretended Cousin; which he with great Patience endured till the business was over, and so got his Money and the best of his goods out of the House, and so shipping them, went along with them, leaving these Verses on her pillow for her to peruse. And so did this Wise and Peaceable Citt quietly depart both form his evil Wife, and the shame of owning so dishonourable an Act. There was a squirting Apothecary last week that after he had washed his Wife's linen, would needs turn Mountebank, or Doctor, and administer Physic to a young Maid that was troubled with the Worms, but mistaking the Box, he (as I hear) gave her Mercury, which was so approved as a Medicine, that in two or three days after she gave the Crow a Pudding; and so died; if it be so, it is so gross a Cure, that Dr. Squirt and his Glister-pipe may perhaps give Tiburn a Vomit in a string, and so become wormsmeat himself. A Damnable Broker this week was Indicted at Hicksses Hall for a black Scarf, which had been stolen from Knock-verges, which he pretended he bought for 3 Half Crowns, yet the right owner offering him his Money, and two Shillings more than he paid for the use of laying out his Money for two or three days (if he did buy it) which the damnable Broker unconscionably denied; though he were in all likelihood the Thief that stole it; which the Honourable Justice did conceive, telling the Prosecutor, That her Indictment might have charged him with the Theft where she found her goods, and that there was no other excuse for those with whom such stolen goods were taken, but that they were either bought or found, for the Knave Broker, viz. Thief, would never confess he stole them: And indeed there being no such Trade as a Broker, and therefore cannot lawfully buy, sell or chaffer Commodities as other Tradesmen do. The Black Dog of New-gate last Night walking the rounds, as it is his accustomed course to do at the end of every Sessions, and meeting an honest Tailor that had been out late to take measure of a Miller's Daughter, he swallowed him alive, but the Tailor thinking he had been in Hell, and crying out to Pluto for mercy, the Dog evacuated him backward into a Well on the top of a Chimney, where he ever since hangs by the great-toe, and can by no means be got down with all the Art can be devised; though all the Engineers of Nodnol have been Plotting about the same. Last Saturday a Car-man going through Cheap-side, with a load of Household-stuff, a form lying upon the top with the heels upwards, catching hold of a Ladder that stood up against a House near the Standard, the Ladder turning round, broke with one end divers Glass windows, and with the other end, beat down a whole row of Water-tankards, which drowned two Fish-Women, and run with a stream so violent, that it carried all the Flounders into the Thames, and above Five load of Apples, and the turning the Ladder was with such a force, that the Wind thereof blew three Fish-women with their naked Bums up into the Air so high; that they were three hours coming down, the one by luck (to break the fall) caught fast hold of the Pommel of Harry the Eighth's Codpiece, the other was caught by the two men that strike the Minutes on Bow-steeple, and so escaped with her life; the doting old Car-man, for his offence, is to be imprisoned 9 days in a Water-tankard; and afterwards to be devoured with fresh Herrings and Salt Eels. Two Citizens lately going to Paddington, to see if they could make an agreement about a Difference of a Debt that had long depended between them, though it was much unlikely that they should conclude the difference; yet going to Church, they accidentally happened to come in just as the Doctor was preaching of the impossibility of paying Debts, where there was neither Money nor means to do the same, which Doctrine wrought so powerful an effect upon them; that after Sermon, before ever they came out of the Churchyard, they very friendly accorded, the Debtor alleging to the Creditor, That it was as impossible a thing for him to pay that he was not able to pay, as to get a rationable Answer from a dead man, so they went home, and by persuasion of a third man, the Debt was freely forgiven. A downright Knocker (being a Gold-beater) going the other Night towards Hackney for (milk) a Quart a penny, by chance met with a Milk-woman in Old-street, and so to make short his journey, drove the bargain with her; but being something covetous of over-measure, she flung some of the cream that hung in her strainer just into his eyes, that so blinded him, that coming home, instead of turning down to Aldersgate, he took up the Highway to Islington, and so walking along till he was beyond the Church, he meeting a Woman, demanded of her, What street he was in? who made reply, The ready way to Holloway.

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From Wedneseve, Aug. 9, to Wedneseve, August. 16. 1654. Hy Ruffty tuffty, the World doth smoke and vapour, and never was a madder time, when Cripples dance and caper. The removing of the titular King of Scots from the Spaw up higher into Germany, and his Sister, the Princess Royal down to the Hague to her young Son. The Queen of Sweden's Vow made to Her Council of Virginity, and her resignation of the Crown, to be to her Kinsman Carolus Adolphus no longer than her return from her Travels, which she intendeth (by leave of all Christian Potentates) to be quite through Christendom: That she travels in Man's Apparel, is as true as the Postmaster of Grub-street's marrying Her Majesty to the titular King of Scots. Glencarn, and many more of the great Lairds and Loons are submitting (if they could) to our Mercy, and making all the mediation they can to come in, That Gen. Monk, Col. Morgan, and Col. Twislton are all in pursuit of Middleton, so that it is held a thing impossible for him to escape; so that Scotland Wars are in all likelihood, as good as at an end. A further Victory against the French, with the taking of many rich Prizes by our Gallant Seamen. Another great Victory against the Turks, wherein that Valiant Venetian La FERRIERE with 5 Men of War, beat Twenty seven Turkish Ships, sunk 4, took six, and dispersed all the rest. Marston, the grand Leveller, that killed two of the Council of State's Officers in Aldersgate-street, is now taken and brought to Newgate; he is shot twice through his body, and hamstringed before he could be taken, But his valour in an ill cause, will little avail him, where guiltless blood cries for Justice upon a Murderer. The French have certainly had a great Victory over the Spaniards before Arras, the besieged beating them out of their Trenches, and killing many thousands of them, and had the pursuit of the rest many Miles towards Cambray; doing execution on them all the way they went. The Ranters are lately so much daunted for the loss of one of their Brethren, that they are since turned Quakers; the Relation how he was taken from them, one of their own Disciples (now Converted) describeth as followeth, That at Bolton in Lancashire, the Devil appeared to one Mr Smith a Ranter, and bid him go to an Apothecary's to buy an Ounce of Arsenic, whereupon the said Smith presently went, but could not procure the said Arsenic, unless he brought sufficient security, That he should do no injury with the same, either to himself or any other; so the said Smith departing, said He would fetch security, and the next day came again accompanied by the Devil in the shape of a man, who engaged he should do no harm to anyone; but so soon as he had received the said Arsenic, a great flash of Fire appeared, as if it had been Lightning from the highest Firmament, and carried away both the Ranter and the Apothecary; neither of them being seen ever after that time to this very day. ☞ Jocosus the Thieving Mercury, lying very sick and weak of the Morbus Gallicus, hath lately made his Will, and bequeathed all his weekly Bum-fodder to Bridewell Privies; so that it be locked up, from all but Thieves and Cut-purses. SIR, A Fiddling fellow of this Town, accompanied with a brace of young Tormentors more, (Heirs to a Goal) being merrily disposed to learn the Art of Coney-catching, contrived to go a Ferreting with a Gun in a Gentleman's Warren not far off, but by the way, happening into a Sheep-fold, and mistaking the flock of sheep for a Herd or Deer, to most skilfulest of them very desperately fired at the whole flock; and by chance killed a fat Mutton, and swore to his fellows, That it was the stoutest Buck that ever he killed in his life; but this Execution being no sooner done, but they being alarmed by the Shepherd, were forced to thrust their spit-fire into a Hedge, and betake themselves to the agility of their heels for safety; coming the next day for kill-sheep, that lay per due in the Hedge, the fear of their pursuit, making them forget the Place where they lodged their Arms; The Gun had taken root so deep in the ditch, That 'tis thought, the next year we shall have a crop of Young Pistols, if the Pie-woman do but water them Night and Morning: Never Coney proved better Venison than this Mutton; but the Plague of it was, the sauce proved so Dear, That it cost them at least 40.s. apiece (the next Sessions) which makes the old Philosophers be of Opinion, That they will never love Mutton again: The Fiddler, (knowing Mutton to be very dry Meat) ascended a Note above Ela into a Gentleman's Pear-tree, where he played such a Coranto to the Pears, that they fell all a Dancing about his Ears, and so raptured the Gentleman, That taking his merry Cane in his hand, he resolved, A little after Twenty Five Flying Salmons were taken in a Wood-cock Net over Rochester-bridge, and (as some report) a Merman came out of the Thames, and frighted an Old woman; but of this you shall hereafter have a more true Relation; Pray Mr. Y. to remember the Pie-woman's rolling Pin, and to bring it back, with what convenient speed he can, notwithstanding his other occasions. Yours, vale, &c. Many Sows were this Week drowned in a Strong-Ale Tub near Pasty-nook; so that it is much to be feared, Pigs will be very dear next Bartholomew Fair, if that Waterwork of iniquity Mrs. Bawdy-face the damnable Hostess be not taken into due consideration by the Promoters, and her Licence called in, that she may no more live by lanting her Liquors; all the Sow-keepers & Swineherds' children will be bound to say Pater Nosters for her the wrong way, if not to curse her with perpetual Curses on her own Ale-bench before next Winter. As Drunkenness increases in Women, so Pride is not a whit behind hand in their Feminine sex, as you may perceive by a Clerk's Wife of a Church, that living between Silver-street and Golden Hall, she conceited she should wear both gold and silver at her tail (as too many idle housewives do in these days) and told her Husband in plain terms; That unless he bought her as good a Gown as another Woman that was her Neighbour, She would not live with him, (which her Husband being either unwilling or unable to provide her) she was as good as her word, and left him indeed; I hope a course will shortly be taken to suppress the excess of Apparel, which I conceive, never did more exceed than in these last days, Two Tailors in St. Martin's, are the next week to fight a Duel in Moor-fields for a Half-penny Loaf, they are to be armed with Spanish pikes; and desire all Spectators that come to see them, that they may have a free Ring, and fair Play. And after they have had two bouts, the loaf to be divided in the midst, and one half given to him that gives the first Hit. The last Saturday-Night the Astronomers, Magicians, Necromancers and Soothsayers held a Lecture of Magic in New Market, about conjuring for Gold hid in Hatton Garden, which one of the learnedest amongst them, affirmed; That it was true, much Treasure might be hid there; but it would be exceedingly hard gaining it, by reason of some retrograde Planets, that had a favourable Aspect upon that Place; and that before they could attain it, they must first conjure away certain Spirits that kept it in the likeness of grey Ducks; the Sunday after were extraordinary high winds; and many wonderful fights seen in the Air. A Skilful Barber is lately arrived out of the Antipodes, that will undertake to wash a Blackamore white, he can also by his Art, take away all Spots out of Guilty Consciences, so that they appear but outward; and with a certain water he brought with him out of the nether Regions, help the Inflammations in Women's Tongues; and cure jealous heads, that the Horn Plague can have no Power over them in the wane of the Moon; so that the Patient troubled with the same, after once or twice dressing, At the Sign of Hog's-faced Gentlewoman in Bartholomew Fair next Wednesday, there is a Ram to be roasted alive with two Barrow-Pigs in his Belly; none but married men that can Master their Wives are to be at the eating thereof; Two Hogsheads of strong Beer are given to the eaters thereof; Provided that none may have share thereof, but he that can swear he is neither Cuckold nor Cuckold-maker.

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From Wedneseve, August 8. to Wedneseve, Aug. 15. 1655. But yet our comfort is, that when time ripens us to death, like grain in ground, we spring more sound, and then we take new breath. The Petition of divers Counties now on foot, the sense whereof is, Humbly to desire His Highness to accept of the Title, and Exercise the Power of a King for the Peace and safety of the the Three Nations. The sad News from Kent of the unnatural difference between Sir George Sands his two only Sons, the younger unnaturally killing the Elder, for which he is condemned according to the Laws, and likely to answer his Brother's life, by the forfeit of his own. The King of Sweden's great happiness in possessing the Kingdom of Polonia without so much as a blow being stricken, or one drop of blood shed, the King of that Country being to Mariemburgh in Germany; many Triumphs and rare Fireworks being now preparing in Salisbury Court, and some Noble Personages to be feasted at Dorset House by the Swedish Ambassador on the 15 of August to solemnize that innocent Victory. A Norfolk Dumpling telling a Story the other Day of a Gentleman of that Country that had lain Bedridden these Seven Years, that was lately apprehended; the Gentleman he told it too, demanding of him for what cause he might be apprehended? You may easily guess that, quoth the Dumpling, It was for fear of a rising. A Pot Parson being Pulpit-thumping in the County of Cornwall, and different in judgement to the Pastor of the next Parish, took upon him in his Preachment to envy against his People, calling them a Devilish, abominable and sinful People; moreover saying, That he was very confident, That is but one of that Parish were in his Church, the Roof would certainly fall on his head, whereat one being there indeed, began to bristle up, and make all the haste he could out of the Church; which the Parson espying as he went through the Aisle, cried out in great zeal, Fall Church fall, but he being safely come into the Churchyard, asked him why he was so faithless, as to depart out of the Church for his words; I might have stayed (quoth he) 'tis true, but who knows what an unhappy tongue might do. A Lady marrying a Saint Rampant, and finding a little after the blessing of increase to multiply too fast on her chambermaids, got one Mother Punch (a knowing Sinner) to look after her leaking Vessels, once every month, for fear of the worst, which she constantly did, and gave account to the Lady, who demanding if all were well in their Tapholes, Mother Punch made little answer, but shaking her Hoary Head, said, Madam I much mistrust your Chambermaid hath been new broached, why replied my Lady, hath she a great Belly? No quoth Mother Punch, but she hath the fairest Track of a Trap-stick as ever I saw on a maid's belly since I was a Woman. Last Night, early in the morning, about two of the Clock in the after-noon, when the Sun was an hour and a half high There was an Ostler that was coming up Adling Hill with a Load of Grains, and the Horse striving to get up the Hill, one of his hindmost shoes flew off, and beat down Baynard's Castle into the Thames, which hath quite and clean choked up the Thames, so that it is thought Coals will be mighty dear, But that which is worst of all, There is brought sad News by the Foot-post from the Barbados of the near approach of the King of Greenland's Fleet, who were seen the last Night by the blind Man of Holloway upon Hampstead Heath, some say, They intend to block up Islington, that there may be no more Ale nor Cakes sold on Sundays; But this you may believe for certain; That they intend to block up Bow Bridge; that there may be no more Green-Goose Fair. The last true News from Cripple Island in Lincoln's Inn Common near Billingsgate; Of a great Challenge between a good Woman and a Tailor's man, the Quarrel being reported to begin thus; That she offered to lend the Tailor's man as much hair from her Innocence as would make him a beard, and moreover, That if his Master's bald Crown did want Hair to cover it, she would spare as much from the noddle of her Gatehouse to make him a Nightcap against Winter, to keep his bald pate warm. The last News from Chancery Lane Night-watch, is as followeth. Of a White Rabbit one Night, which was like to be taken by a merry Watchman, who no sooner did apprehend it, and bid it stand, and come before the Constable, but he found a most resolute Baker, giving an Alarm to the stocks with his Bum-fiddle, and with the blast thereof beat down 16 load of Tiles and 12 Chimneys off of St. Dunstan's Church, and blew up 200 Cats that were Haggerwauling in a gutter, insomuch, that some of them were two days after found dead at Hyberry Barn, the rest were found lying stark dead at Horsey-down, and by the People judged to be the Seven Wonders blown up from Salisbury Plain. If you mistrust the truth of this Relation, I shall tell you another as true to confirm it, Of a great Cat, who being at Rut, shook five Houses in Green-Dragon Court, and made as much Brass & Pewter fall that was judged to be a hundred and Fifty Cartloads, and broke a black Pitcher between a good Wife's legs, that was three Yards and a Half about. The last Sunday was sevennight, an Old Woman in a double Ruff coming into the Church, had for her gravity the honour done, as to be placed with the Ministers wife, where she sat till Communion time, and having received, betook herself to a Pew next the Pulpit, where without any cackling, she dropped an Egg as big as a Six penny Pudding Pie, that left such a Presbyterian smell behind her, that the Clerk Smelling out the Plot, called a Good Woman, who came a round Pace with a Bowl and a Broom to make all clean again; so that no great harm was done, only a Blue Fox that earthed not far off, going toward Milk street for a piece of laced Mutton for his Cat, licking up some of the old Woman's droppings by the way, hath had a Foul mouth ever since, and though he washes it often with Whole Pints, yet he can never get it clean off, A crafty Whipster in the County of Picked Hatch, lately travelling in the Land of Calves, being to give his Horses two Bushels of Oats, desired the Farmer to measure him out a Bushel of Oats, and put a Bushel of Apples amongst them; he having a two-legged Tibb at home, which longed for them, who it is said, is now young with Apple-tree, and may after the eating of these Apples, become more fruitful than the Vines. A Cobbling Coach-maker, that since the decease o Mr. Hackney his kinsman, hath Petitioned to be permitted to carry the Halt, the Lame and the Blind in a Land Wherry, drawn by Mastiff-Dogs; and so to take Toll of them; but yet the Cripples will not ride, nor yet the blind be Coachified, A lusty Bull-rider, near Holburn Conduit hath challenged a Vermin-chaser in cock-street at these weapons following, that is to say, Spanish Pike, and Tobacco Pipe. Pot and Can. Trencher and Mary-bone. And he that is weakest is to choose a female Second out of the House of She-Commons, and a great Shoemaker living by is to see Fair Play; if the Bull-rider prevail, the Vermin-chaser shall have liberty to choose any of his Female Tenants who are desirous to fill his Bags, and empty his Bottles, and rather to yield him his Rents by small parcels, than put him to the Extremity of pawning his Glass-Windows; The Victor is to be made Major of Cow-Cross, and to have the oversight of Cuckolds' Pound from Bartholomew Fair to Michaelmas, The City Text-splitters, the last Week sent a Message to the Divinity Drivers of Great Bedlam, to desire them to join with them in drawing up a Petition, That they may be made a free Company, And that no man may exercise Pulpit and Cushion, or so much as split a Text, but he that hath served seven years to the Profession, The last News from the shire of Southwark is thus; A pitiful Tobacco-cutter, whose Wife longed for a Sheep's Head and Gather; the loving Ram her husband run presently and disbursed Five pence, to save her from miscarrying; but coming home with his Sheep's head, horns and all, he met with a Mob of the old stamp, and going to bubb with her, they made a Match to knock for the Sheep's Head and Gather; but in the midst of their Pastime, his Wife in seeking her Head, by chance picked up a Rum Cullee, and happened into the same Room where her Husband was knocking his Mob; whereupon, without more delay, she snatched up the Sheep's Head and Gather, and beating it about their ears, made them both run into a Chamber-pot, where they are to do Penance for their sins; This Tobacco-chopper, laying a wager to eat 14 Two-penny Pudding Pies, after his devouring of 13, and spoiling the sale of the fourteenth, the mutton suet whereof they were made, being cold, stuck so hard to the roof of his mouth, and being not to drink, he was in great danger of choking, had not he thought of cheating Mr. Dunn of his due, The Black Bull in the Strand is tomorrow to be baited by the Queen of Egypt's Corn-cutter, whose dog (called Fuddle) is to have three first courses for a Bottle of the Tapster's English Canary,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 64

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From Wedneseve, Decem. 6. to Wedneseve, Decemb. 13. 1654. Lay on more Coals, stir up the fire, and keep your Noses warm; the times are cold, our Clothes are old, good Liquor does no harm. The pious care of the K. of Scots, in removing his Brother the D. of Gloucester from the Jesuits' College at Paris, where he was placed by Order of the Queen his Mother; sending a Declaration by the Marquis of Ormond to the Jesuits intimating, That by no means he would have his Brother to be of the Romish Religion. The taking of all Naples, with all the forts, Cities and Castles delivered up to the Duke of Guise for the King of France. Arise Evans meeting with an Ass in St. James's Park, in saying some conjuring words to him, the Ass left grazing, and is dumb ever since. SIR, Here happened this Week a notable Accident, which was thus; A yellow-stockinged Hostess at stony-hearted Ale-house being Jealous that her Husband played at Clicketts with a merry Wagtail of the Town; her Husband being come to London, enticed in the Wench into her house, where she gave her so much Ale and strong-Waters, that she being drowned in a dead Noddy-board, gave the Hostess opportunity to act the part of one of the Women-Barbers, and having a sharp Knife, cut clean off one of the sides of her nunquam satis, and so kept it to present to her Husband the next New Year's Day for a New Year's Gift, if the Wench die not in the meantime, which is very likely, Two Cuckolds on St. Thomas' day next are to ride a horseback upon a Bull quite through Nodnol, with their faces to the Bull's tail, for coaxing their Wives, and giving them their own ways in all things, and yet like Hedge-Sparrows keep other men's Brats, and most commonly by instinct, as it were, loving him best, his Wife loves best; according this old, but true Verse, A great Robbery was committed the last Night upon Paul's steeple, where many Pack-horses were rifled, and much Coin and Jewels were plundered, and carried clear away in the Air; the Owners of the goods have been with Lilly on St. Buttolph's Dial, who hath conjured up the Devil of St. Dunston's to know which way the Thieves have taken, and where they are. A tame Polecat is to be seen in Little-Bedlam, that speaks 4 several Languages, feeds itself with a silver Spoon, and talks so prettily; that you would joy to hear it. Last night betimes in the morning, about break a day over-Night, two old women of about 200 and 30. years old apiece, as they were coming by Water in Barnet Tilt Boat, to see their Parents that were Citizens dwelling in Cheapside Market; by the way upbraided each other with the deficiency of their gums, they having but a snag and a Stump between them; yet are in Christmas Holidays to crack a Bushel of Small Nuts and Two hundred Walnuts in two Chimney-corners for a Wager of four Nobles, Harry the 8. Edward the 6. Queen Mary, and Queen Bess, are all to march from the standard in Cheapside a horseback in their Chariots quite through the City, to see which wins the Wager: and that Old woman that wins, is to be made a Marquise, and Overseer of all the Cocks and Conduits in nodnoL; The Tankard-bearers are so overjoyed at this News, that they have sent Messengers into all the Counties of England and Wales to pick Holly and Ivy, and Mistletoe, and to buy up all the Rosemary and Bays to deck the Conduits, Standard and Posterns in Nodnol, which are to run Twenty Four hours together with Muskadine, the Head of each Conduit being covered with pure Diaper, whereon there be placed as many Collars of Brawn as there be water-tankards belonging to each Conduit; all the Fencers are to march before them with Two-handed Wooden Swords to make way for them and their train till they come to Bridewell & Newgate, the two corners where these old Matrons are to crack their Nuts, and there to be feasted with all the varieties that can be thought on, Two young Maids having the Green-sickness, the other day whipping a Town-Top, were strangely cured of their Disease, insomuch that without the help of a Man they are now both as sound as a Bell, and as lusty as ever they were; only the one of them is since strangely metamorphosed into a Peacock, having her tail all to be spangled with golden Feathers, and walks so stately, That she dares not look upon her splea-feet for fear of ruffling of her Gorget with her long Chin, her coats are worn very wonderful long to conceal them, yet (such is her Pride) she cannot forbear the holding them up, because of showing her New Silk-Stockings: and is grown so proud; that she hath forbidden all her Father's poorer kindred from coming near her Father's house this Christmas time, for fear of discrediting her; nay she hath such a longing desire after Honour (the Fool's Idol ) that she disdains a Bird of her own feather, being a Cockney of a Noble House, though given something to folly; and conceiting herself Fortune's Minion, thinks herself a Mate fit enough for a Lord at the least, and although she be as crooked in mind as in body, yet she stiffly holds forth, That Gold makes all things straight, for the getting of which, she knows her Father's conscience hath not been in vain. She is the prettiest prating Parrot her mother ever hatched, and in her Discourse will utter Nonsense as confidently without blushing, as she is of taking least knowledge of it. The height of her pride is to be carted in a Coach and Six Horses, where she may expect the fulfilling of the Proverb, and then perhaps she may be left with a Litter. The last Night a Land Pinnace was fired on Barn-sted Downs by Lightning, which burned 30. weeks before it was seen, as was no sooner discovered by an old blind Woman that was seeking her Cows, but she run and called 30. men without legs, that came all running with Bottomless Buckets to quench her, which in small time they did, without any great harm done, only her Mast was burnt down to the ground, and none of her Tackling besides so much as touched; she is now towing into Highgate Dock, where she is suddenly to be repaired, all the Ship-carpenters of Hampstead being impressed for that service: She being once finished, is to be launched, and to carry Coals to Newcastle, which must needs be a great enriching of that Place; it is thought by the wisest Navigators, that she will be ready to set Sail before next Ash-friday in Mid-Lent, and about Easter-come Senight to be under say in Islington-Road, on her Way to New-castle with land Sea-coal. Two Poulterer's Wives tomorrow morning fell at deadly strife about the left wing of a Woodcock's Tail; insomuch that form insensible blows, they fell to loud words that nobody could hear, calling one another such names which nobody could understand; which made such an abominable stink quite through Eastcheap, that three Sergeants were sent for from the Poultry Counter, to bring Mace to sweeten the streets. There were a Company of good fellows the last week as they were sadly merry, in their Cups, they to pass away a Winter's morning, in a dumb voice, made this mournful Melody following. A Body-maker near Cow-cross was not long since committed to Prison for making living Bodies, contrary to the Act. Two Tapsters are in Christmas Holidays to fight a Duel in a Hogshead above stairs, their falling out was about taxing one another with the sins of the Cellar; He that attends upstairs first, and gets into the Hogshead, is first to draw, and so the second presently after upon the same score, to bring the other to a reckoning, and try both his Credit as well as manhood in broaching each other's best blood; and he that worsts the other, is to be held a man of best reckoning, and to be most credited by the Brewer to set up for himself, have his Wife to jeep the Bar, and her husband's Arms drawn over her head in Marlborough Chalk. A Valliant Citt, being much troubled with the Horn-plague, being the other day to go abroad about a little business, locked his Wife into a Close Bed, where after she had stayed the space of three hours, with much knocking (her foreman hearing) came running up, and set his Mistress at Liberty; and gave her an assured Receipt to cure her husband of the yellows; so that now deservedly he wears an Ox's Feather in his Hat, an approved Medicine for such Jealous Coxcombs.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 28

MFum46

From Wedneseve, April. 11. to Wedneseve, April. 18. 1655. March on, march on, to Islington, to Hackney, Tottenham Court, to Pimlico, away let's go, all you that love the sport. The Commissioners being met on Thursday last at Salisbury the Commission being lead by the Lord Chief Justice , who made a Speech to the Prisoners, setting forth the greatness and heinousness of their offence; they were afterwards arraigned and condemned, and as I hear, some of them executed on Monday last; many Bills were put up in divers Churches in London on Sunday last, to desire Prayers to be made for them that were condemned. There is a great jealousy in and about London of great Fires, one Prophesied by Mr. Lilly to begin in a Baker's Oven in Cloth Fair, which so frightens the poor simple Women, that what scent soever they smell, they think it to be Fire; and truly, well may they expect Sodom's Plague, when Sodom's sin reigns among them so rife as of late. The French are said to have had lately a great Battle before Quesnoy, wherein the Prince of Conde charged very desperately, but was routed back to Cambray, having lost his Ordnance, and many principal Officers and Soldiers. The Embargo is certainly taken off the English Ships, some of them being come this week from Nantes, Calais, Dieppe, Rohan, and several other places. But enough of this; now for our more merry Intelligence. The mad merry Women of Bedlam, this week held a Conspiracy against Fumigosus, but the Plot being discovered, they were committed to their several Wards, and so to lie chained in Straw, till they submit, and be made so docile, as to understand these few Rules following, which when they have, they are to be let forth again. Two Maids this Week lost their Maidenheads in their Dreams; some think they had been a little before at Flats; the Washwomen of Hampstead being washing at Placket Well, are charged to find out the Thief that stole them, who is the next week to do Penance at Hornsey, and so to be committed close Prisoner to Hockle in the Hole till next Mary-bone Fair. A Song in two parts, being a Dialogue between Floridus and Clorio; to a delightful new Tune, the Theme being taken from a young Citizen, inviting his Lady to to walk with him these Easter Holidays into Highbury Barn Wood. A Welsh Citizen born in Southwark, being a London Merchant, whose wife had learnt the old trick of turning away her Maidservants within a half a year, to save Wages; pretending they have spoiled, lost, stole, or broke something, turning away her maid, and changing for a New, her husband (being an early stirring man) found great fault with his Wife, that her maid Sue that was gone, could (though there were no fire in a morning) draw him a silver Tankard of Beer that should always Flower, but his new maid Bess could never do the like; after a time, Sue coming to visit her old Mistress, Bess requested her to tell her what she used to do to the Beer to make it Flower so; Away fool, quoth Sue, I'll tell thee what thou shalt do, when thou art going to draw Beer for my Master in a Morning, let it be Frost or Snow, when thou comest to the tap, open the Tankard and make a little Maid's water into it, then rinse it, and fling it out, drawing the Beer presently after, which Bess did the next Morning, and pleased her Master so well, that then he highly commended her, saying, That she was a better Artist in drawing of Beer than Sue. The Welsh Ambassador had yesterday Audience in Hyde Park, where the Major of Knightsbridge met him, and made his Chaplain speak a Hebrew Speech to him in crooked Lane Latin, which was highly accepted by him and congratulated in higher Language again; Mistress Philomel in Cock and Pie Fields being to give his Lordship entertainment in the head of the next Hollow Tree for the Night following. The City Bobbers have this Week new-rigged and Caulked their Pinnace, being Victualed for some long Voyage, because she lately took aboard her a whole Three-penny Loaf, and at least a Pound and a quarter of old Suffolk Cheese, and a monumental Bottle, by the Gaugers of Fisher's Folly, judged to hold Three Pints, if not more; and therefore by their large Victual the Old Romans are of opinion, That they are bound, if not for the Narrow Seas of bow, yet for Barkin or Dagenham. A Pitiful Ostler in Southwark, finding a Hen laying an Egg in his Stable, and not cackling, after he had sucked the Egg, fell so stoutly to treading the Hen, that 'tis thought she is great with Chicken of a Dunghill Cock, so that the K-- Ostler, having served the poor Hen such a Jade's trick, must find her fresh litter when she lies In, and Provender for her young Colt, Three Fish-women in Chick-lane are tomorrow to dance with three Kitchen-stuff Women for a Garland of Cuckoo Pintles, and two Dunghill-Rakers are to be Judges, a Message is sent to Tom Dale to treat for Music, the Ladies of Saffron Hill & Cow-Cross are to grace them with their presence; when they have done, to Dance Bob-in Joe, and the Cushion Dance for a Silver Spoon of a Crown Price, a Stun of Strong Ale and two Cakes is to be sent in by the two Strong-Water Brewers of Annis Clear, to welcome all the Spectators. There is a wonderful Louse at the George in Southwark to be seen, that having eat his breakfast fasting in a morning, will carry at least three hundredweight upon his back; the dreadful Report of this great Louse, hath struck so great a fear into the Weavers and Tailors of the Borough of Southwark, that for fear this Louse should entrench upon their Quarters, they are raising an Army of twenty thousand Spanish Pikes, armed Cap a Pea in their Thimbles of Proof, and ten thousand Musketeers armed with Tobacco Pipe Muskets (being all Weavers) that are to shoot their Shuttles at him; but the Louse hath so tough a Hide, that no steel can enter him, if any are so hardy as to adventure on him, he gives them, such a tug by the shoulders, that he makes them shrug again, and go like lousy companions sneaking away; for a need this Louse will go thirty miles a day, and will carry an Errand as well as the understandingest Porter in London; he hath so good a stomach, that he will devour as much as a man, and drink strong Beer, or Wine, being a Creature that loves no shifting tricks, but is naturally of good carriage, and inclinable to honesty, a close friend to poor People, only taxed with being a back-biter.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 46

MFum37

From Wedneseve, Febru. 7. to Wedneseve, Febr. 14. 1655. Shitten come shites the beginning of Love is, the Proverb old doth say, but my Valentine, like Goddess above is, that gives warning before she'll bewray. The sad and lamentable Fire that happened in Fleet-street, near the Horn-Tavern, beginning on Monday the 12 of February about eleven o' Clock at Night, and burning upwards toward Fetter-lane, is not yet out; but many houses, and goods to a great Value destroyed: Oh that men would consider what Causalities still attend them, and how fading all earthly substance is, that in a moment of time; is sometimes destroyed by water, sometimes by Fire, sword, Pestilence or the like, if the best be subject to the like Casualties; Lord, what may the worst expect? The great report of a fight at Sea between Gen. Pen and the French, near the Barbados. Mr. Rogers, Mr. Feak, and Mr. Biddle examined. Gentlemen, There are at all times ready special Pills experienced for six pence apiece, to be taken two of them after the first sleep, about 3 or 4 of the Clock in the morning, which do purge away any Venomous quality that remains after the Smallpox, from the Head, Eyes or stomach, and takes away the noise in the Head and Ears, And doth work safely and speedily only downwards, not causing the Party to be sick at all, and will have done their working by 7 of the Clock in the morning, so that the Parties may go about their Occasions the next day where they please without any danger. By a Gentleman in King's Street in Covent Garden, at one Mr. Wells' House near the Church, next door to the sign of the Merchant-Tailor's Arms. This Week the City Knockers met in More fields, to consult about the ploughing of Long Acre up with Rams' horns, and to plant it with Mandrakes, that the teeming Ladies of Covent Garden may no longer pine away with licking of Chalk, and eating dry Oatmeal, and small-coal, but may be delivered out of the bonds and chains of their barrenness, and become fruitful, to plant, graft or inoculate, fructify, increase, multiply and bring forth the pretty little sweet Honeysuckle Ladies of the new rant; the said Mandrakes being so operative, that if a Lady but smell to them, she conceives in less then 24. hours after; this can not choose but be gladsome news for Seamen's Wives, whose Husbands go long Voyages, that they may no more be branded with that necessary shift that Nature forces them too, by using the help of a friend, which can never be so pleasing to their Husbands at their return home, as these Mandrakes, that beget with only the thought of their husbands; how dangerous this crop of Mandrakes may prove to maids above 16. I leave to the judgement of the Old Philosophers. A great fleet of land Ships, Frigates and Pinaces met lately together in Chelsea Road, some bickering there was amongst them about veiling their Colours, but finding it too dangerous to engage amongst so many Rocks, they divided themselves into Squadrons, and so betook themselves to the Standing Ocean: What the Sea-coal of this business may be, I leave to you. All the Heads on London-bridge are to be removed to Poles, to keep the Abby Daws from building in the Steeple, and so to infect the City with the Flying disease called the Falling-sickness, which many Steeple-houses have lately gotten; the Pope of Pater noster row hath sent his Bull to Boreus, to command him and his blustering Comrades close Prisoners to the Centre, lest they commit Sacrilege and Murder in blowing down the Tingle-tangle Pendants, which may endanger not only mortals on Earth, but spirits in the Air, that (the steeples being down) will have no mercy on Chimneys, Turrets or Tiles, to the great disparagement of Haggarwaulers and Tubbers that it is like may suffer in their fall, not only to the utter undoing of Sextons, but the Rope-makers, and so all Harmony being flung out of the Steeple, there may be left nothing but discord and jarring in the Church which seldom brings Peace or Prosperity to a nation, but are Ushers in of the contrary, &c. witness Hierusalem, A brace of two legged Flanders, as good as ever tore the Ground, that rake hell, Sodom and the Stews to boot, could hardly be paralleled, not long since drawing up some Pie-men their Customers POST to the Queen of Islington's Arms to make merry, one of the Mares rampant, seeing the greater part praise the more lovely beast, presently taking snuff, had the yellows so strong upon her, that the Staggers were in her head, and swimming downstairs in a Spring-Tide, she landed in the Chamber-pot litter near Bum Alley, where after she had unloaded, and discharged her great Gun in her poop, she was entertained by the Mistress of the Kitchen, who seeing her look crabbedly, asked her why she was not merry? Truly quoth she, There is such an impudent Quean above, that an honest Woman would not only be melancholy, but blush to keep her company; but going up, the other sick of the same disease, went down and made the same complaint, adding, That no disgrace could befall an honest woman, like to that of keeping such a Whore company as the other. A nimble Barber is next St. Taffy's Day to run with a March Hare three miles upon the edge of a razor for a Barbary Whistle made of Petticoat Lane Plate, and if the Hare win, the Marquise of Hair-brain Cross is to give her a new silver Armour made of latine plate to walk the streets in, without the danger of Dogs, and to be attended by a Cat in a silver-lace livery, booted and spurred, with sword and dagger by her side; the Barber is to be shaved with a Hand-saw, washed with a Surreverence, powdered with a white Dog's -- T-- and so to be kicked to death by two Cripples, that he may be the longer a dying; so her is to have his brains wrung through his Nose into his Apron, and both his eyes stoned out with wash-balls, his throat cut with a wooden razor, and afterwards buried in Shit-Breech Fields on the left hand of Pimlico common, and bordering westward on the Gold-finder's Office, near Tom Turd's Pond. There are a company of young Citts that met the last week to act a Comedy, called Knavery in all Trades, but putting down their Half Crowns apiece the first meeting for a stock, and to engage each Person to the performance of his Part, the chief of them, who was to act the Knave in grain, having his Part studied beforehand, having taken about 30. s. of his fellow Actors' money, made an Exit instead of an Entrance, and so is gone for Holland, The Prisoners on the Common side of Newgate complain mightily for want of trading, alleging, That in former times they had far better sale for their fat Cattle than now, when they would not afford the Apothecary above three or four of the best breed for a Penny, they selling now above 30. or 40. at the same price, which as they conceive, is by reason that one Mrs. Fulsome Quean of Sluts, and Mrs. Nasty Nan her Daughter, with the rest of their Children, Sue Slow-back, Jenny Idle, Doll Do-little, Bess Beast, Alice Bubb-ale, Moll Make-foul, and Sissly Stink-a-pace, have so mightily increased their breeds in alleys and odd corners of the City, that their several breeds of vermin far exceed those of Newgate, so that the Yellow Jaundice is now cured for nothing, and the poor Prisoners much damnified thereby. An unhappy Wag, of which the City is full, going to School the other morning, perceiving a Dunghill to smoke, thrust into it a good quantity of Gun-Powder made up in crackers, and standing by a little, two Dunghill Rakers striving for the Cinders, the first that came to the Dunghill, going up to scrape up the cinders, off went a Cracker, that so frightened her, that quotting down on her breech, she did the Somersault backwards, but coming over with her heels with that force, that the whisk of her Bum blown a Porter with his Horns backward quite down Blackfriars' stairs, that struck such fire from the stumps of his beard, that the sparkles of her breech dyed his beard of a deep Orange tawny, or bright Carrot colour; he now is to be seen sitting in a Chimney corner in a Cellar near Fleet-street Conduit, very much disguised, and so dry, that every Pot that comes to warming pays Toll unto his lips, and every Pipe of Virginia Smoke salutes his nose at the second hand. The She Dragon in Popping-hole Alley is next monday to scold with a Billingsgate Fishwoman for a wager, she giving the Fishwoman five in the fifteen to entertain the Challenge; two Kitchen stuff-Women are to be Judges which mouths it best; and she that is adjudged to have the Victory, is to be made chief Lady of the Brawl, and Controller of Billings-gate Dock, Cow-Cross and Turn-again Lane, and the Ditch-side, for the year next ensuing; whilst she is conquered by another tongue. The loving kind Gentleman, that the last year had a Sow to his Valentine, and went presently and bought her a Bunch of Carrots, deals so much with Sows ever since that he now pays for the suckling of two little Pigs-nies at Nurse, cursing the time that ever he met with such an unlucky Valentine; he hath since turned Jew, and made a vow that he never will eat Swine's Flesh, and desires all People, upon fear of having that Gadarenish disease called the Measles, that they meet not any such Beast in a morning fasting; lest they have the like hoggish Diseases all the year following; he being ever since imbued with this nasty quality, That he can no sooner see a surreverence on a Dunghill, but he wishes his Nose in't: the Old Philosophers are of Opinion, that Roger Crab had formerly some such beast to his Valentine, that makes him now to turn Hermit, live in a solitary Cave near Uxbridge, and feed on nothing but Roots, and the fruits of the Earth, and drinks fair Water, a diet more acceptable to him than all the Dives' dinners in the World; which but make the body a Dunghill, filling it with gross Humours, and snaky Diseases, engenderers of Lust, Sloth and Melancholy, that so corrupt the senses & bodies of men and Women, that take aside a little reason, there is no difference between them and brute beasts. ☞Gentlemen, There is a sheet newly extant, being the Pleasant and delightful Story of Damoetas & Clinias, or the Valiant Cowards, a Piece so rare, and so Nobly descended, that my praise rather adds a blemish to it, then a Lustre; therefore I refer it to your more candid Ingenuities.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 37

MFum19

From Wedneseve, Septem. 4. to Wedneseve, Octob. 11. 1654. That man that Changes like the Wind, some think will ne'er run mad; but could I change my old for new, good faith I should be glad. The continuance of the titular King of Scots at Cullen, where he expects P. Rupert with a message from the Emperor. The Resolution of the Assembly of the States met at the Hague, touching the exclusion of the Prince of Orange, sit still very close, carrying on the result of that business with so much secrecy, that whatever Reports are raised by giddy brains, are no more to be credited for truth, than the learned Problems of Fumigosus. October 5. (as the Post from Tower-Hill brings Intelligence) a wonderful Blazing-Star appeared over the River of Thames, near the Tower of London; but who saw that Star is the Question? Or whether the glittering Rays which caused such admiration, were not a Sign that the Postmaster's Hobby-horse should in his passage to Grub-street stumble at a Lye, and so fall into contempt of being Antagonist to Fumigosus. Our Noble General Blake in a most gallant Equipage is sailed Westward, and the Brave Resolution of those gallant Seaman and Gentlemen Embarked with his in that Noble Employment. The Marquis of Grand Pre with his Brother, and several other Persons of Honour taken Prisoners by the Prince of Conti his Forces. The most Illustrious Queen of Sweden continues still at Antwerp, in great Magnificence, having much Honour done her by many Royal Persons wheresoever she comes. The French General, is said to have sent his Brother the titular K. of Scots 40000. l. out of the rich Booty he took lately before Arras, which Present was very welcome to him, considering his great necessities of Moneys. There is an Ambassador lately come from Genoa, to His Highness the Lord Protector. There is little news from Scotland; only it is certified by Letters, That General Middleton is still roving about the Country of Argyle, with about three or four Hundred Horse and Foot; he seeks by all persuasions possible to delude People to come in to him; yet all his Promises and Rhetorical Persuasions will not work upon them, nor make them engage with him. Major General Overton is advanced towards him. Commissioners are appointed in Scotland, to hear what can be alleged towards a remission or Mitigation of their Fines; some of the chief Persons that come in on Articles, find already the benefit of living under so good a Government. For our more Merry Intelligence; take it in order as it followeth. A Flock of Sheep the last Night conspired to set fire on Islington, which had doubtless been effected, had not a blind Fiddler discovered the same; the device they had to fire that Towne, was by striking fire from the Horns of two Rams, who fetched such Courses one at the other, That the one Ram went to Holloway, and the other as far as the Red-Bull Playhouse, and so fetching their runs, met just against Islington Church, with such force, that the fire that flew from their horns, fired three Elms in the Churchyard, and melted the Clappers of two of the Bells down upon the ground. The Turkish Rope-dance whose fame rings through this Nation for his agility of Body showed on a Rope 36. yards from the ground, hath now taught his Wife to dance to Music as well as himself, the last week going to practise on the bridge of a woman's Nose, the key being screwed too high, broke the Bridge, insomuch that it spoiled the sport for that day; all Women that have Roman Noses are forewarned not to come near St. John's Street till she have learned that Art more perfectly, lest they get the like mischance; the wound was so great, that the the high Tent was thrust quite through it, for fear the Wind should take it, as it did the Houses round about beating many Tiles and Brick-bats quite through the Centre of the Earth into the Antipodes, dangerously in their passage wounding divers sad Mortals that had been buried time out of mind. There is an honest Miller hath taken Paul's Steeple, where (as my Intelligence informs me) he intends to Place a water Windmill to grind new Religions for Great Bedlam, the said Miller having a device to remove Turnstile just into the place of Cheapside Cross, which shall turn a Crane to wind up grists, and lower them down again, This device (if it holds) will doubtless make him very rich on the sudden; Some report, that the Turk is to dance on the high Rope, which shall be fastened to one of the Sails of the Windmill, the other end of the Rope on the Flagstaff on the Bear-garden, and Scaffolds and Boxes to be made in the Air on each side of the Rope, till he dances backward and forward over the Thames, and so to have a rope fastened from the top of the Steeple to the Bear-Garden Stake, and so to fly down the Rope; a great wager is laid on the performance of this new Device by a Butcher and a Chandler in Field-lane; and divers have already bespoken their Places, and given down their Money beforehand; some say, the next day after this sight, a Welsh Engineer is to bring a ship up from Ware to the Water-house near Islington in the New-River, that shall sail all the way under water, variety of Music being playing in her, and Divers of the Ladies of the New Rant feasted under Deck; The Ship is reported to be 397 Ton; of the navigableness of that River, no wise man can misdoubt. A New Remonstrance is upon drawing up by the Seamen's Wives of Black-wall, Ratliffe and Wapping, &c. Showing, how reasonably and necessary it were, that Seamen's Wives might have liberty, during the absence of their Husbands, in long Voyages to keep Inmates; provided they be such as they call Friends or Cousins, which they might make use of at their Pleasure, without the least derision or scoff of Neighbours, and that all the Children they shall bear after their Husbands' departure (though the Voyage be never so long) may be accounted true legitimate, and lawfully begotten; there being so urgent a case of necessity for the same, as well as for the increase of young Seamen. The Proposals of the Sisters of Dog-yard, Sodom, Gomorrah, Drury Lane, and the rest of the She-sinners in the Purlues of Nodnol-shire, concerning the exercise and liberty of trade, they proffering to maintain 300 younger Brothers, and the like number of maimed Cavees; to maintain at their own proper cost and charges two new Hospitals, the one for men, and the other for women; so that no other Hospital shall be troubled to cure the Morbus Gallicus or French Disease; Likewise to repair every year a Church, or if it shall seem meet, to finish the reparation of Paul's, or build a row of Alms houses for decayed Pie-men, or Pie-women, alleging the Great Charter granted to the Pie-women in the City of Venice, where the Courtesans live after a more hospitable and gentile manner than the Pie-women of this Country, SIR, There is next Sunday Two Jews in Long-lane that are to roast two Cats alive; a Cap-maker, and a fine cynical Tailor in Bartholomew's are to turn the Spit in two Tubs, and all the Haggerwawlers in the town are to stand round about Cuckolds' Pound with light Torches, to keep off Cats from redeeming their fellow Hags from the persecuting flames; what these Cats have done in offending these righteous brokers, is the Question unresolved; yet some say, They will not keep the Jews' Sabbath, others affirm, that the Rats are lately so mightily increased, especially amongst the Tallow-Chandlers and the Brokers, that in the Night-time they will march by Thousands in a Company from Chick-lane, and other odd Corners in the City, making all towards Long-lane, Charterhouse Lane, Barbican or Houndsditch, they going in such numerous companies, that they scare away the Constables and Watches, who seeing them March so dreadless, let their Halberds and Lanthornes fall to the ground and so betook themselves to the agility of their heels for safety of their Lives; These Rats have been observed to enter no Houses but the Brokers', in spite of Cats, Traps or Rat-catchers, devouring and eating through both their Linen and Woollen; which the Old Philosophers are of Opinion, bodes no good luck to the Abominable Brokers whose insatiate Consciences can easily swallow 30. l. in the Hundred; a gain so unreasonable, and extorted even from the Poor, the Hungry and the Naked; That it would questionless bring down a blessing on the Land, to suppress or reform such abominable Extortion, either by erecting Lumbard-Houses for the urgent necessities of Poor People, who sometimes, to save the lives of a sick Family, are forced to Pawn their Commodities to the Brokers at these unreasonable Rates; even for the third part of the worth of the Commodity; or to confine them to a reasonable gain, which they may not exceed, lest in the end they by their fraud (sometimes in Policy breaking) or extortion, make not Beggars or Thieves of the third part of the City: What gains might honestly be raised at 3. d. per pound, in a Lumbard-house, it is conceived by the Old Philosophers would amount to above a Hundred Thousand Pounds per annum. A zealous Dipper, whose spirit being something carnally minded towards a fructifying Sister that lived at the next House, and the better to hand the spirit to her in the Night, placed his Bed right against his Neighbour's Bed, so that there was nothing but a thin loom Wall and a Painted Cloth between one Bed and the other, through which he made a hole big enough to put in his arm, and so by by drawing up the painted-cloth, could at his pleasure handle his Sister's flesh, they being one spirit before; the good man in bed with his Wife, little mistrusted the holy dealings between the two Saints, yet a long time wondered that his wife would every night give him a broadside lying with her face to the wall, the kind man often praying her to turn to him, which she as often denied affirming, That she could never in all her life endure to lie on that side; at last the good man hearing the Painted Cloth rustle in taking up, he jogged his Wife, telling her there was a Rot behind the painted Cloth; I (quoth she) I hear it almost every Night, but it does me no harm, neither will I do that any, so they continued in this exercise many nights after undiscovered, till one night, the good man putting over his arm, and feeling for his Wife's hand, found it under the Painted Cloth, upon her Brother's Trap-stick, as if she had over-wearied herself with play, and so had fallen fast asleep with his Trap-stick in her hand; the good man made no more ado but slipping out of the Bed, got a Candle, and lighting it, cleft a Broomstick, and getting hold of It between the wall and him, tied the cleft stick fast together with his Garter, and called in his neighbours to laugh at the Device.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 19

MFum55

From Wedneseve, June 6. to Wedneseve, June. 13. 1655. I now am angry, and could fight with any living thing, with man or beast, or at the least, with worm that wears a Sting. Is this Week of so little concernment, that I shall not so much as take notice of it, but proceed directly forward in my Nocturnal INTELLIGENCE. From Baldwin's Garden, the last Letters that came by the Packet Boat, make mention of a Gentleman of that Country that is now building three Houses; the greatest Post, or the biggest beam of them being no bigger then one's arm, all Passengers that pass by, stand admiring at them, thinking he hath built them to entertain the Queen of Fairies, but he tells them, They are to be Houses of Pleasure, Fumigosus the last week going into Essex, was strangely led by an Ignis fatuus out of his way to Islington, where he (by the help of an Honourable Person) happily discovered a spring of rich Claret Wine, who for his goodness to the wandering Poet, he in return of his Thankfulness, sent him these Lines. SIR, The Devil of St. Dunston's the last Night was taken in the Watch of St. Magnis, and being bid to come before the Constable, the Devil having a pair of Tongues in his hand, took Mr. Constable (as he sat asleep on a Bench) by the Nose, and flung him so high, that he was three days and three Nights in coming down again, that with the fall he struck out one of the Boy's Eyes that strikes the Minutes, so that the Clock can never see to go right since; the Boy having but one eye, is ever since so melancholy, that he hath not been heard to speak one word plain; that it is thought he is in a deep Consumption having no mind to his labour, that he strikes so leisurely as but once in an hour, whereas he should strike every minute. The Quakers this week being venting Blasphemies in an Ale-house near Smithfield, one of the Old Poets hearing them, and being impatient, told him, That if he persisted in his blasphemous Tenets, he would send him to the Devil, the Quaker staring in his face, returned this Answer; Sir quoth he, I believe there is neither Hell nor Heaven, God nor Devil neither; Quoth the Poet, I'll make you feel there is both a God and a Devil too, and so gave him some wholesome kicks of Indignation to make him the more sensible. A Covetous Citizen, that used to feed his Apprentices with neck Beef, stale Tripes, and the like lusty fare, had bespoke him, some cheap Essex Cheeses for change of diet, which they no sooner had eaten on, the Cheeses being so strong of Mare's milk, that the Prentices eating thereof, became so Coltish, that one of them bestrode the Jade his Mistress during his Master's absence at a Fair, the other fell on of the Maid, both being since great with Foal, so that by the operation of this Mare's Milk Cheese, the covetous Citt is like to bring a double charge upon himself, by paying for the nursing of two young Colts; yet thinking that mares milk more plentiful in the Country than City, he intends to hire two Essex Mares out of the hundreds to Nurse them; a good warning for Covetous Masters, not to keep their Servants so high in diet, lest they increase their Family, and double their charge thereby; especially when they themselves are free of Fumblers' Hall, he being married above Eight years before, yet in all that time he could not be a Father, till that his Prentice was grown up to be the better Workman, The young Citizens that I told you of the last week, that went to seek Birds' nests at Hampstead, and found two blackbird's Nests on the top of an Elm tree, being jeered by some of their Neighbours, would needs go out the next day toward Enfield Chase, and carried a Gun along with them, as they pretended to murder young Rooks, but going all the forenoon, and meeting with never a shoot, nor finding so much as a Birds' Nest, they going to the Witch of Enfield, she bid them go Westward, and they should speed of their desires, whereupon they with all speed made back again, and when they were got into Hyde Park, they had not gone 13 paces, but they discovered a great Flock of about 20. Wild Geese, but shooting, they killed 25, but what was most strange, one Wild-Goose sat upon a tree Gaggling, making so great a noise, that they all admired what should be the matter, whereupon they drawing Cuts which should be so venturous as to climb the Tree, one of them ascending, they found in the head of the Tree a Wild Goose's nest with 36 Goslings so fledge, that they were ready to take wing, so that they loading themselves with Wild Geese, came home; making a great feast for their friends, having some roasted, and the rest baked in Pies, besides twenty that they sent to Green Goose Fair last Thursday at Night; which they sold for two shillings, and half Crowns apiece; besides the Quills, which they sold to the Stoball-makers, and the Feathers and down to the Upholsterers, for five Pound, which made 300. Stoo-balls, and 36 Featherbeds, as may be justified by him that bought them. A Man-child was born the last Week in the Borough of Southwark with Three legs, and two mouths, having a Nose of extraordinary length, his two legs being orderly, and even as a man's, the third leg is something shorter than the other two, hanging just down before, and what is most strange, it will suffer anybody to pull on the stockings on the two legs, but none but a Woman may pull on the stocking on the leg before; one of the mouths taking in nothing but victuals, the other drink; one of the mouth speaks perfect Greenland, the other broken English; the Nose having so strong a scent, that it will smell any business out, that he hath a mind to discover; but the Property of this Monster is very observable, let it lie with a man, and it lies on the back, but let it lie with a Woman, and it lies upon the belly; what strange alteration in Government this Monster may foretell, if we had but a Greenland Interpreter to understand him, Mr. Lilly's chief Secretary of Grub-street is more able to tell you, than myself, A great Challenge is to be performed this Week between an Old Bawd, and a Fiddler's Wife, which hath the most Gold rings with stones, or without stones, the Bawd it is thought will plead Custom, they having (by the folly of their Gamesters) been double Ringed on every finger, but now the Fiddlers' Wives exceed them two for one; so these Plebeians do much wrong the Goldsmiths; no Gentleman nor Gentlewoman of fashion, but scorning to wear rings when such as they shall load their filthy Fingers with them to hurt their Husbands' Instruments in the Night, when they hand them with so many restorative gold Rings to put them in Tune, though to no purpose, Since the Parliament of She Commons, the Women stand so highly on their Privileges, that not long since, one at Cow Cross, so beladelled her Husband, that the pitiful Cuckold down before her on all four, asking her forgiveness before all his Neighbours, promising never to offend her more; another, being no man, because a Tailor, in the County of Cloth Fair, having promised two Lasses each of them a new Petticoat for a Knocking, his Wife hearing thereof, and threatening him; the poor fellow down on his knees to her; praying her to forgive him, promising her by many Oaths and Imprecations, that he would never come in any Woman's company again, nor know any other Woman but herself so long as he lived, but honour and obey her in all things, whereupon she offering him the skirt of her Smock, he humbly kissed it, thereby swearing to confirm truly what he had formerly promised to perform. A young man and a maid was not long since taken in Night shooting against the Old Bailey Pump. An English Merchant sailing the last Week by the Barbados, as he was coming home richly laden from Constantinople, being distressed by Foul Weather, was forced to shoot the gulf, the Ship being quite buried in the bowels of the liquid Ocean, to the admiration of all the Mariners and Sea-men, rise up again in the Thames, not far from London Bridge, the ship and tackling being not one whit bruised or impaired; so that by shooting this Gulf, for them that dare adventure, the Voyage will be made to the Barbados in half the time, there being no less than twenty Seamen's Wives that miscarried by that long Service, in their husbands' absence, being blown up in Ratliff Highway, which by this means, may become honest Women, when they expect their husbands' so sudden return. A great Land Porpoise was seen last Week about Guild-Hall, which kept a very great noise or bawling for many hours together, until it vanisheth away; the Old Philosophers are of opinion that it foretells the downfall of some corrupt and unconscionable Lawyers or Attorneys that care not what, how or from whom they get, so that they can enrich themselves, and live like Epicures, and stuff out their ungodly guts with what belongs to poor men, women or Children,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 55

MFum58

From Wedneseve, June 27. to Wedneseve, July. 4. 1655. I am as merry as the best, my Conscience as free, and when 'tis Night I go to rest, and that's enough for me. Some Letters to the London Merchants, relating the great cruelty of the Turks at Constantinople, who in revenge for their Ships burnt at Tunis, have Strangled and put to the sword many English Merchants, Factors and others, not only there, but at Scanderoon, and other Places; and that they had beheaded Sir Thomas Bendish our English Agent; a very said Omen. The great Army of Swedes and Germans now on their march, so that you will quickly hear of Action. The report of taking the Gold and Silver Mines in the West Indies by Gen. Venables, who landed 10000. men, and have taken that rich Town called St. Domingo, and great Plenty of Gold and Silver in it. There was a great Horse race run the last Week from Dover to Calais, and he that won, had two silver bells of twenty Pound price; they being both Light-horses, and shod with Cork, could with much ease run it in an hour's time; the water at that time being very calm, great wagers were laid on both sides; the Horses were dieted with with Puff paste, and drank nothing but Strong-Waters for two Months before. There were last Week an invincible Flock of Bats seen in the West, that darkened the sky a noonday, and what was more strange, the Bats were bigger than Jackdaws or Rooks, and though (as the Natural Philosophers observe) the light of that Fowl is very weak because the humour Crystalline, which is necessary for the Eye to see with, is translated into the substance of the wings to fly with, and so for their flight sake, have lost their sight, because that is subtracted from the Eyes, which is employed in the Wings. Yet these Bats, (or rather Buzzards) notwithstanding such imperfections in Nature, can out-look the Sun and Moon. A great Traveller that was born at Hoggs-Norton in Shropshire, and in Thirty years had gone as far as London, told it at his Inn for a certain truth, That his Mother had a Sow in the Country that had Nine Pigs, and every one of them was above a yard and a quarter high as soon as they were farrowed; sure quoth I this is not true; Not true quoth he, yes that 'tis, quoth he, my Brothers, Sisters and all our Kindred will justify it; and more than that too, For I myself being dragging a Pond in the Country that lay near where the sea overflowed, and wondering the Net came up so heavy, I and another pulled up at one Draught, thirty hundred Dutchmen that were drowned in the late Engagement, and beat up by the storm into the Pond. A Tailor in Blackman street, in the Borough of Southwark, being the seventh part of a Shrewsbury man, hearing of the strength and courage of the Great Louse near Saint Margaret's hill, that will carry on his back three Hundredweight, hath challenged him to the Bear-garden stake, to fight with him three thrusts with the Spanish-Pike for two half-penny Loaves, The She-Philosophers of Kent-street are of opinion the Tailor will have the best, by reason his Wife had not only three Children at a birth, but is so Valiant, that not long since, he pulled her smock over her ears, and kicked her before him, in the open streets, she being so civil, as to cover her Mustard pot with one hand and her Vinegar-Bottle with the other, to keep out the flies. One J. Williams in Rose and Crown Alley in the street above said, is to be the Tailor's second, being more approved for his valour, for being assaulted by the Constable on suspicion of drinking in an Alehouse on the Sabbath, knowing himself clear of the breach of the Ordinance, fairly struck up the heels of Authority, and made an honourable retreat, the next day by chance, seeing Mr. Constable at Cudgels, he very fairly, instead of Ten Groats, gave him a cracked Crown. There happened not long since a great difference between the Devil and an Excise-man, about Matter of Money, the Excise-man being a Saint, and his enemy, as he thought, too subtle, would make use of his own Instrument to deceive him; and so sent a She Devil to him, who said she came to him on a Message from a Mountebank, and so decoyed him into an Alehouse, sent for two Fiends from Smithfield Bars to seize on him, but the old Spirit perceiving the mischief against him, by turning himself into an Eel, slipped from them, and so escaped, leaving the Saint as far as Tewkesbury, quite frustrate of his expectation; and liable to Satan's revenge. A Gentleman of Gason, being lately so hot in the Codpiece, that he had no less than two coolers to allay the heat, but having no Money to give them, they declined the work; and like two Sluts, said they could find nothing he had but an empty gut, at which conceit the poor Gent. began to droop, and had died, had not an honest Doctor taken pity of him, and carried him to his Inn in a Coach; yet to recover his credit, he a little after made his brags what he had done to his Neighbour's Wife, The Parliament of She Commons sat very close this Week about some weighty business concerning an Act for marking their Husbands' linen; it being put to the Vote, whether they should have the two first Letters of their Names set on their Caps, Shirts or Handkerchiefs, at last they concluded, that they should have a Badge set on them instead of Letters, and being put to the Question what badge? they agreed on Cuckolds' Haven Badge, and that it should be set on their Nightcaps, and a Head on their Shirts according to the first letter of their Surnames, if A, then an Ass's head; if B, then a Bull's Head, if C, then a Calf's Head, if D, then a Dog's head, and so quite through the Alphabet; which if they attain to an Estate, to become Gentlemen, should serve for their coats of Arms, this was well resented by the whole House, and being read the first time, was Committeed, and Ordered to be forthwith Printed and published. Something was had in a Debate concerning a Mace to be borne before Mistress Speaker, and at last a Message was dispatched to the Archduke of Highgate Gatehouse, to desire him to send them that Mace by the next Ship that comes from St. Alban's, and considerable Sum to be sent back, by their next Fleet that goes out with recruits to the new Mines on Cockney-Hills; they are to have likewise a New Purse, the ends of the tarcells being the last Ram's stones ate at the Robin Hood at Holloway, the Cod their Purse, and his Guts the strings; but of this you will hear more in my next. There is a strange Monster newly sent over from Sardinia by the Sultan of Strawberry Island, called a Webb, having the Head of an Ass, the brains of a Butterfly, the Tongue of a Calf, and the hands of a Thief, and yet it bears the figure of a man, and can whine out some sodden Sentences in the Slovenian tongue; It may be seen at any time in a Garret belonging to a Tailor in Cloth Fair, where this Webb has his Residence; the food that this Monster most affects, is laced Mutton, though never so old and rotten; It will swill Ale abundantly, provided the Donor put it to no Expense, of showing tricks, -- &c. -- it is a very docile Prodigy, for it can read the Primmer perfectly well, and write its name (WEB) in Capitals, it laughs like a Hyena, whines line a Spaniel in quest of his lost Master, and will dart Poison at a vast distance, whence it is that this Chimera is shunned like some pestiferous malady by most men; But the penner of this Narration (upon whom this Monster hath thrown himself) is resolved to purge all these malevolent Humours out of him, so that none needs fear to behold him the next Bartholomew Fair, where he shall be exposed to public view, by Samuel Sheppard. The frail she Piece of Mortality, that Chub the Chandler sold his middling Bacon to, not long since, was retaken in Moor-fields a knocking with two Shoemakers, who yorked her so soundly, that she is since double souled, so that whether she will choose a Chandler or a Shoemaker to father her Bairn, is the question of the Wise-men of Great St. Bartholomew's. A great Salmon's Nest was lately found out in the head of a Willow Tree in Lambeth Marsh by a close Prisoner in Windsor Castle, as he was going to untruss under the tree, he heard the young ones cry for the old Salmon to come out of the Thames to feed them, whereupon, as soon as he had climbed 36 yards into the head of the Tree, he found the Nest, with nineteen young Salmons in it, about four yards long apiece, and two Salmon's Eggs lying under them, that the last Spring tide, had been sucked by two salt Eels, that in the Salmon's absence came up into the tree, to seek for meat; which they had no sooner done, but coming toward the Thames again, one of the City Bobbers being angling in the Air, chanced to have a bite by one of the Eels, but pulling up, he imagined the Eel to be a great Snake, and so let go his Angle rod, but being at Dagenham about a month after, he caught the same Eel in a Hoop-net, which he pulling up, and wondering his Net should be so heavy, there was a great Dutchman in the Net, that had been drowned in the last great Engagement, and by reason of his Pitch and Tar outside, had been ever since preserved from rotting, when he had turned him out, his guts gave such a heavy gush upon the ground, that a bed of about 116 Eels of a yard long came wriggling out at his Fundament like so many Worms, and as I have heard it credibly reported, 16 Bushels of Crabs, and 12 Lobsters were found in his Skull; but the truth of this I suspend till the arrival of the next Packet Boat from Highgate, by which I expect to hear more certain News.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 58

MFum67

From Wedneseve, August 29. to Wedneseve, Sep. 5. 1655. Give Ear to me good graceless People; and think it no great wonder, the Weathercock upon Paul's Steeple, by Cripple was brought under. The strange escape of one Hannum, a very subtle Thief out of Newgate, though he lay in the Hole, laden with the strongest and heaviest Bolts and Iron, having one to lie with him to watch him, yet in the Night, miraculously pulled off his Shackles, opened the Hole door and the Lodge Door, and locking it after him, being in great haste, only bid his Gaolers good morrow, and so gave them the rub; some say he had formerly contrived a Crossbow, that that would kill through two Deal Boards, which Crossbow he had taken from him at Whitehall, and as he confessed, intended to Act no good with the same. The great confluence of all conditions of People to the Court of the titular King of Scotland at Collen, where since the arrival of the Princess Royal, there have come divers eminent Ladies, and other Honourable Personages, as well to gratulate their safety, as to condole their misfortunes. Amongst whom is Ludovicus Adolphus, brother to this King of Sweden, who having been lately at Heydleburgh, and in the way of marriage courted the Daughter of the Queen of Bohemia, who is now at Collen to give a Visit to her Cousins the tit K. of Scotland, the D. of Gloucester, and the Princess Royal, and to acquaint the titular King with the Proceedings of that Particular. The return of Gen. Pen from the Indies, he coming into Portsmouth with 24. sail of ships. The last News from Warwick street, makes mention, how the Devil appeared last Night in six several shapes in Six several Women's Tongues, who are ever since so talkative, that the News thereof is carried into Cock-street, to the Parliament of She-Commons, who like their carriage so well in the Business, That they have Ordered them to sit as a Committee, and empowered them to hear and determine all matters that shall be objected against those men that deny to pay Tribute at the Gravel-pits near the County of Kensington. A Young Mumper in the City of Southwark that goes for the Dumb Maunder, is to stand over an House of Office, with a Gag made of a Surreverence, 3 Days for betraying a Company of Young men that being adry, committed the sin of quenching their thirst on the Sabbath Day, Of a Boy Doctor in this place going a Hawking to a Maid that fell sick for the Game, in giving her a Glister, mistook both the Pipe and the Hole, administering such Physic out of a false Pipe he had in his breeches, that she since swells in her womb, being quick with Bantling, so powerful was the Operation of his Physic; but as he was watching his Patient; to see how it would work, the Woman of the House entering the Chamber, he told her He had given her a sweating Potion, and must stay by her the working, A famous Hue and Cry was last Monday published by the City Bellman, sent from the Hectors of Sodom, &c. After their Mobs, who have set up their Occupations in Hosier-street, alias Whore and Bacon Lane, a true Copy of which Outcry followeth, If any man or Woman in Town, Country or Cit, can tell any Tale or Tidings of about 300 two-legged Hackney Mares broke out of their pastures in Coal-yard, Sodom & Gomorrah, Dog-yard, Long-ace, Drury-lane, Rogue-lane, Maypole Alley, and some other places adjacent, about two days before Bartholomew day, and supposed to be taken up in Whore and Bacon lane, vulgarly called Hosier-street, or in Cuckolds' lane, so called Cow street, or in Diving alley, commonly called Duck-lane, or in any other chamber, shop, garret or cellar within the liberty of Cuckolds' Pound, let them presently upon hearing this Outcry, turn them out of doors, or send them home by the next Officer to them, else they shall lose their Rent, for letting their rooms to such an unlawful occupation, and ever after be accounted no better than Pimps for their pains; You may know them by these marks; they are painted on both cheeks, having rolling goggle Eyes, something bluish underneath, and most of them burnt about their docks, they have many other marks, as well as Jade's tricks to be known by, but these are sufficient, therefore it is expected that you turn them presently out, or conduct them home by a Marshal's man or Beadle, as you will answer the contrary. A great Bath is preparing in Cock and Pie Fields to cool, wash and cleanse them from their monstrosity, the Bath is to be made in a Horse-pond where no four-footed Creature ever drank, that these Hackneys may the better cool the heat of their Concupiscence, and be purified from their Uncleanness. If any Man or Woman in Town, Country or City can tell any tale or Tidings of a Maidenhead of Two and Twenty years of age, lately left at Placeto between the Hams in Bedfordshire, let them bring word to the sign of the Dildo in Fuckler's bury, or to the Devil over against Rogues Lane, not far from Pintle Bar, and they shall be accounted Puppies for their pains. The last Letters from Porta Nova, near the Marketplace, make mention of a great Mine of Sugar found out, which Mine, by the Design of a Cow's Husband, was converted from a Jack-a-bobtail to an Nincompoops, whose first original was at Kub-flut in Middlesexshire, whose brother lived at the sign of the signpost in the place aforesaid, Lackey to Don Pedro de Valdez, the said Lackey (in a swinish humour) lately made his Will, whereby it doth appear, that he gave to the poor of the Parish, Twenty Pickled Pigs per Annum, to be distributed every Bartholomew Wake, and to have his Statue set upon Harrow Steeple, as a Monument of so worthy a gift, There came News the last Night by a land Frigate from Rogue Lane road, near Lincoln's Inn Common, at Billingsgate, of a great fray between two harmless Women; the fray began about 9 of the Clock a Monday Morning, and lasted till 8 at Night, at which time (being both faint) they agreed to take breath till the next day after dinner, and about two of the Clock in the afternoon they began to whet their Clacks, and thus the Quarrel began, about a Pippin as big as a Cabbage, that one of their Children had dropped upon a cellar Door, that made such a stink, that it poisoned some of the Neighbours in Bow street, over against Wapping, that the good Neighbours fearing that the street would be set a fire with the very heat of their tongues, set up a Standard covered with ten Thousand load of Carrot-Tops, but for all that, they made such a noise, that the Glass-windows for fear flew about the streets, from out of one Parish into the other; that the tone of their voices scared a Black Dog, that he run up a Ladder five storeys high, that made the old Philosophers be of opinion, That the said Dog will exceed the Great Turk at Southwark Fair. The last true News brought from the blind foot-post of Pie-corner, of the sale of a Quarter of Lamb by a right justifying Cook, the outside of it was so hot, that the buyer carrying it home, burned no less than three Hundred holes in his Cloak, and when they came to rip it up, the Kidney was as cold as any ice, and there appeared Three Troops of Virginia Rats, and ten Troops of Irish Hobbies, and when they came to charge the Cook, they run away with four hundred sixty five load of Tallow, which they want at the Bear-Garden, to anoint the Bull's Nose, that was pinched last Play day. If any man, Woman or Mortal can tell any Tale or Tidings of a golden Calf lost long since in Egypt, it being now by the Egyptian Soothsayers imagined to be grown a BULL, and worshipped by some Idolaters in the Land of Nodnol, let them bring word to the Queen of Egypt's Corn-cutter, living at the King's Arms in horn-Alley, and they shall have the Bull's head, his Hide, Entrails, and Pettitoes for their pains. If there be any Man or Woman in City or Country, can bring any Tale or Tidings of a man one Night Drunk, that lost himself a mile and a half in an honest maid's Placket not far from Jackanapes Lane, near Pintle Bar, and he shall be cruelly paid for his Pains, that is thus, The Bridge of his Nose is to make a Pitfall, his Hands to be Hamstringed, and his Trap-stick burnt at the upper end of Rogue Lane, and so after the return of the She-mares from Bartledum Fair, when they are Bathed & Fluxed, to be led between 2. Bawds from Sodom to Dog-yard, where they are to keep him for a breed of Tumblers against next Bartledum Fair. The Diseases this week most predominate were the consumption in the Pockets, of which Disease Fumigosus had a tedious Fit, and is not yet recovered; there died about 40. Usurers this week, and two cart load of Brokers, for fear our States (in Imitation of the States of Holland) set up a Lumber-house, and reduce Use-money to 4. l. in the hundred. A new Mine of Gold was lately found out in a Tub of Kitchen-stuff, near the Globe Tavern in Fleet-street, it being first found out by a Tallow-chandler, who bought the same to make Candles, who finding it in the middle of the Tub, covered over with grease, took it to be Beeswax, but sending to a Wax Chandler, and finding it of another Substance, advised to send to Lambeth to have it tried; but first sending for a wise man out of Eastcheap, he adjudged it to be a young Mine of Gold, and gave a reason how it might grow there, which was this, That someone having eaten broth, or drank Wine wherein Gold had been dissolved, the heat of his body had seeded the same, so that by a Drawer's evacuation into the Tub, the sperm of Gold being in his Ordure, and covered in the warm grease, might breed, which was no sooner heard by the Kitchen-Stuff Woman, but she presently applied herself to the She-Commons, who are now taking order to supplant the same in Hampstead Heath, and Black Heath.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 67

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From Wedneseve, Nov. 1. to Wedneseve, Novemb. 8. 1654. Plenty breeds Pride, Pride breeds War, but when Pride in the Saddle rides, Destruction's on the Crupper. The Great Turk's Brother taken Prisoner by Prince Rupert, and to be sent in Exchange for Prince Maurice, who is now Prisoner in Turkey. A Hurricane was the last week on the Northern Seas, that blew so vehemently, That many Fishes were blown onto dry land, and some few Shipwrecks, but not much harm done, as we can yet hear of. The proclaiming of the young Prince of Orange Captain General of the United Provinces, and Count William of Nassaw his Overseer, and one of the Princes of the Empire, and so is acknowledged by the High and Mighty States General, The House passed that Article concerning the sale of Lands forfeited for Delinquency and Treason. From Greenland, the Letters this week make mention of the Death of the King's eldest Daughter, being a Lady of incomparable parts and Beauty; All the Court being in Close Mourning, to solemnize her Funeral Obsequies, which are to continue so many years as she was old; and a Month over. SIR, There happened last Week a dreadful fray between two Essex Lions, who fought so furiously, that the Earth trembled so fearfully under them, that it shook down a Hundred and Fifty Oaks, and al the Hop-poles in Epping Forest, one of them roaring shook down three Steeples in Burnt Wood, and two in Rumford, and killed 55 Two-legged Calves and a Goose near Bow-Bridge, and some say beat down 3 Bells out of Clerken-well steeple, and drove the New-river quite over Hampstead Heath, and killed two Hens and a Chicken upon Salisbury Plain; what this Battle may come to I know not, but a little time will discover, and then I shall give you the Truth of this Riddle; whilst then I desire you to suspend your judgements in this business. A Fish-Woman at Cow-Cross is next Week to be Burnt for Pissing out her Husband's Eyes through a strainer, she had the same Night bit her Grandma, and committed poultry with the Gentle-Craft, but the end of the business will at the last discover this deed of Darkness. The Bawds in the Suburbs are Petitioning to put down the poor Actors, who have a long time lingered under the heavy yoke of Poverty, and fed themselves and families with hunger, sighs, and tears; yet not one of these poor men during this long Winter of many years' debarment from the exercise of that Quality wherein they were bred, but have continued always Civil and honest in life and conversation, not one of them branded with any foul Crime (which such exigencies as Poverty commonly produces) and truly Plays have better recreated the minds of ingenious men, than any other exercise; and with modest Presumption, may doubtless gain the affection of the Noblest Spirits in City or Country. The last Night two Monkeys fell into a great contention concerning the Honour of their Ladies, from words they fell to Oaths, and form Oaths, had like to have fallen to blows, had not one of the Ladies happily interposed; which caused a Challenge to be made between them; they are to fight on Horseback, with sword and Pistol, with Seconds, the Ape of the Bear-garden being Second to the Monkey, and French Baboon Second to the other; a Coach and two Chirurgeons are to go along with them, and two Hectors to bear their Arms for them; the occasion of this Duel was some words that were reported by my Lady's Parrot, That her Ladyship's Squirrel had Cracked Nuts in her Hollow-Tree, and that her Parraketoo had Pied her Chambermaid, and the Monkey her Ladyship; which words being of very dangerous Consequence, were heard by the Piazza Magpie, and by her conveyed to the ear of her Ladyship's Tyre-woman, who first revealed the same to the Lady, as she was laying on her fucus; the event of this Duel I intend to speak more of in my next week's Nocturnal. The Flies, Worms and Bugs have all joined together in a Petition to Jupiter, That he would out of his Benign goodness to his poor humble Creatures (the Insects of Nature, grant them a Continual Summer, that they may no more be murdered by the hard-hearted Frosts, nor shot to death by murdering hailstones, or smothered by snow, but that they may always enjoy the livening Sunshine, by which we shall increase and multiply more then any other Creatures on the face of the Earth; and whereas it may be Objected by some malignant Plants, that we are the Devourers and Destroyers of the best fruits, herbs and Corn upon the ground; Let us not stand as mutes, but with good reason vindicate ourselves: Were we not begotten by Phoebus on Ceres? Are we not Children of the gods? and shall we dread poor Mortals? Besides, We are not like men, that Pill, Poll, Rob, Murder, Swear and forswear for a little Earthly Pelf, that never prospers for two generations after; We provide only for the day, and no longer, and yet who is a worse enemy to us than man, who not only sets traps, but lays Baits to destroy us, calling us by the reproachful names of Vermin, Insects, Plagues, &c. when indeed Man in his kind is far worse than we poor dumb Creatures; hating those poor worms that best love him; Aye quoth Robin Redbreast, my Civility hath been so much towards man, that when their own hatred hath caused them to destroy one another in the open Fields, or woods, I have buried them: Nay, quoth the Dog, I have sufficiently loved man, yet have got but a kick for my labour: Aye (quoth the Louse) I have been a close friend to him, but it had been better I had never known him, for I have suffered pressing, burning, and all the most cruellest tortures that can be imagined for him: After this Accusation, Jupiter giving an attentive ear to their complaint, referred their Petition to a Committee of the gods, who are speedily to Report the same to the Celestial Senate. Most inestimable Magazine of Beauty, rare Masterpiece of Nature, Perfection's wonder, and Love's Quintessence, in whom the port and Majesty of Juno, the feature of Citheria, the Wisdom of Jove's brain-bred Girl, the chastity of Diana, and the constancy of Lucrecia have their domestical habitation, who with the Goddesses are deified, with the Graces graced, with the Virtues stellified, with the Muses honoured, and with the Senses admired: vouchsafe dread Empress of my affections, to pardon the intrustue boldness of my untuned tongue (which was never tipped with the Courtly Gloss of Adulation) who being the Ambassador of my heart, doth prostrate myself, and my best services to be disposed of at your great Commands: and as the refulgent beams of Titan makes purity of obscurity, so one glance or glimpse of the translucency of your eyes' sun-dazzling coruscancy, will exile all the cloudy vapours of heart tormenting moody melancholy; that like an usurping Tyrant hath Captivated your humble supplicant, thus fervently to Implore your Clemency. J.T. The Painter desires that this Lady should be laid in all the Colours of the Rainbow. A little, great, fat and lean Musician, in a Base humour the other day, condemned his Wife's Treble Instrument tot he torment of the fire of the black Lad's head, the whole it was burning, basting it with his own grease; he is ever since possessed, his belly swelling up of a wonderful bigness; and sometimes, makes rhymes; so that the Philosophers are of opinion, That the Fiddle-strings are risen up in judgement against him. A bouncing lad, (being a Son of Mars) the other day in Cock & Pie fields, discharged his Musket at a Band-string-Wench, and hit his mark so well, that he knocked her down, yet because he saved her life, she gave him two pair of her band-strings, and a Pewter shilling for a good half-Crown. A Cracker going off a Monday at night in West Smithfield, happening to fly under a Night-walker's Coats, blew her up in the Air so high, that she was two hours coming down again, pitching her breech just in the face of a Horse-courser, beating him off of his Horse, he is so blind ever since, that that I hear he intends to Indict her next Sessions for his eyes; The horse he rid on being Moon-blind ever since. The City knockers are next week to have a Feast of Rams' stones at fumblers Hall, where those that cannot get their Wives with Bairn, are to wait on them; Tom Dale is to play to them upon the City Horn-pipes. Three Valiant Shentlemen of Wales, going to her own Countryman's house to make merry at Hackney, drunk so much new Cider, that in her Cups, her swore her would kill all her meet; after her came out, the first thing her met was a Goose, and two straggling Ducks that were wandering about to get their Livings, which Chon-a-Morgan espying, after swearing Cotts-plutter a Nails ten times over, draw her Tagger in her left hand; Which Shinkin perceiving, took her prown Bill, cock her Gun, and saying short Prayer, shake hands with her friends, and courageously advanced her Gun, give fire, & killed three Hen-turds in the next field; which Shinkin seeing, spit in her hand, took her Bill, and hastily running at her enemy, caught great fall, and make her ploody Nose: which Chon-a-Morgan spying, let her Tagger fall to the ground, and betake herself to her heel for safety, and so left her Enemies unconquered. A great Battle was the other Night between the Rats and the Weasels in an Apple-shop in Gutter-lane; their first falling out was, as I hear, for a Kentish-pippin; much blood was shed on both sides, and many Nuts Plundered; the Skirmish continued all Night, till the old Apple-woman coming with a guard of Halberds, seized on two Rats, and carried them to the Counter, where they are like to suffer for their offence.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 23

MFum41

From Wedneseve, March 7. to Wedneseve, March. 14. 1655. Strange News from Sea, from Hell, from Hull, from York, from London Derry, my Sack of News is filled so full, good faith 'twill make you Merry. The various Reports about the removal of the titular King of Scots, from Collen, some say to Hull, others into Scotland; and some report the Duke of York landed at Bristol; these are the strong Fancies of many that would have it so. The young Lord Capell questioned about the late Plot and committed Prisoner to the Tower; and other great Persons apprehended in relation to the same. A great Report of a Sea-Fight betwixt Gen. Blake, and the Pirates of Algiers, Tunis, and Tripoli, and the gallant deportment and condition of our English Fleets both there, and at the Barbados. Some Commotions said to break out in the west. Two Porpoises seen the last Week, playing on this side London-Bridge. Gentlemen, There are at all times ready special Pills experienced for six pence apiece, to be taken two of them after the first sleep, about 3 or 4 of the Clock in the morning, which do purge away any Venomous quality that remains after the Smallpox, from the Head, Eyes or stomach, and takes away the noise in the Head and Ears, And doth work safely and speedily only downwards, not causing the Party to be sick at all, and will have done their working by 7 of the Clock in the morning, so that the Parties may go about their Occasions the next day where they please without any danger. By a Gentleman in King's Street in Covent Garden, at one Mr. Wells' House near the Church, next door to the sign of the Merchant-Tailor's Arms. There is a crook-legged Creature, called a Baker, being a Mealy-mouthed fellow, dwelling in the City of Covent Garden, who lately coming craving a Lady's Custom, even for Christ's sake, as he was returning with his Apron full of Rolls two Bailiffs making an arrest upon a Gentleman, he drew upon them, which put the Begging Baker to so pitiful a fright, that he not only dropped his Rolls, but some yellow Dough into the inside of his Breeches, which made him smell like a Country Oven, newly stopped with Horse-dung, but without more hurt, came shittenly off; having gained by his skill in Begging, so much Custom, that enlarging his Oven to make it wider and longer, he undermining his Neighbours Chimneys, that they has presently after a Fit of the Falling Sickness, which much frightened his Customers, for fear the leaven of the Disease should infect the whole Batch. A Coney Hunter going lately a ferreting in the Coney Berry of St. Giles's, by chance met with a two-legged Doe, which he carrying into a Dark Cell, that because he could not see his Game, they fell presently to a new sport of plucking of Hairs, which they kept severally, and the next day in making comparison which was the comeliest colour; but not well agreeing, they got a Hair of the same Dog, and so ended the Controversy. Strange News from the West; but more hereafter. The Bawdy Barber in Sheer-street, and another Whelp of his own breed (which the Devil had put to him to teach) coming the last Sunday in the afternoon to a Friend's house to give him a visit, he being not at home, they desired to send for a cup of Beer, which they no sooner had drank up, but they became so lusty, that one of them drew, and like a Villain had almost murdered a Poor old Woman, had she not manfully defended her Petticoat, But the Bawdy Barber (having a dog-trick more than the other Puppy) applying himself to the Daughter, by all means would have had her showed him up into her chamber to have made water (as he pretended) but the woman denying the same, he drew his razor, and would have felt for her beard; and had she not resisted, he had doubtless shaved her, and powdered her with a P--x, that he lately got by shaving the Hair from between a Whores great toes, when he stole away one of her shoes, and made his brags thereof to his Companions; which the Whore hearing of, it went so much against the Hair, that she swears she will see him hanged before she will let him have the worst hair growing on the back side of her Turnip Garden to pick his Teeth withal. A good Housewife dwelling in Long-lane Borough in the city of Southwark, having a new way to make Peas-Porridge the cheapest way, and that might thicken them best, first eat a great many Parched Peas, and then went the next day and shit in her Porridge-Pot, which kind of Peas-Porridge, without any other kind of thickening eat sweeter and tenderer than any other Porridge made of Green-Peas, Rice or Raisons of the Sun; eating more toothsome, and are of better digestion, The last Letters from Greenland make mention of 12000 tame Soldiers to be raised there, and to be instantly transported over hither to Guard the Lions in Smithfield Pens, lest they should rise up in judgement against the Butchers at the Bars, between whom there is so cruel a feud, that if the Lyons should chance to rebel, the Butchers would be in much danger of their lives, considering the great Courage of those Creatures, and the pusillanimity of the others. Makes mention of a Skilful Engineer lately arrived out of the Antipodes into that Island, that by his great skill will undertake to make that Island Navigable in less than half a year, and with certain great Sails stuck up in the middle of it, to sail at pleasure to any part of the World; the Philosophers are of opinion, that this Island must needs be (when made Navigable) a great gain to these Countries in sailing to the Indies, to bring over whole Miens, and Mountains of Gold and Silver at far easier charges, than any shipping can do; so that if this Project thrive, we shall have Gold and Silver more common than Flints and Pebbles. The right reverend Crab-woman at the Globe door in Fleet-Conduit Street, having six Eggs left her by a Butter-Woman, till she should presently call for them again; the Crab-woman placing the Eggs under her, in the Tub where she used to sit; but going from off her nest, rather than to be accounted an Ill-Bird, an able Drawer, whose name was Simon -- coming to the nest, drew all the goodness from the Eggs, leaving nothing but the empty shells; The owner of the Eggs coming a while after to demand them, found they were all proved addle, which presently caused such a Cackling, that thou Whore, and thou old Whore was called on both sides; at length the Crab-woman set up her tippet, and swore (as she was an honest Woman) they were as she left them; Then quoth the Butter-Woman, the Haggler is an old Rogue, and has cheated me. A Lady of Pleasure not far from Bedford Bury, hatching Wood-cocks Eggs between her Breasts, she is so hot of Constitution, that put any Egg in that spicy Nest, she will in less than 24 hours hatch a fine little Lady-Bird with a Wing on one side; a Nightingale's Egg she hatches in less than a Night, and Seagulls' (especially adding too a little Elixir of Red Earth) in one day; This Lady the Old Philosophers are of opinion, was hatched in a Swan's Nest in Hyberry-Barn Park, and so nursed up by the Countess of Mount Mill. A terrible land Sea-fight last Monday was sevennight happened in Cannon-street Road, between a Pinnace and a Frigate, many mouth Bullets were shot on both sides, and the Pinnace had doubtless been fired, had not the Master used all his force to preserve her tackling from the fury of the flames, laying about him so manfully, that the Frigate crying out Murder, Murder, pitifully shattered in her poop, tacked up, as well as she could, and fled for safety; the reason of this Fight was said to be because the Frigate had neglected a leak, and so wasted some soap and Coals contrary to her Captain's command; no great loss was on either side, only London Stone was cup-shot in the left leg. A merry conceited Gentleman, having been hard Toping, and coming late into an Inn in Brainford, desired to have a Bed there for that Night; the Chamberlain told him, That all the Beds in the House were taken up by strangers, only a Parson lay in one bed by himself, but he thought he would hardly let anybody lie with him; but if he pleased, he would go up to him and know: I prithee do quoth the Gentleman, and I will reward thee, for it is too late for me to reach home this Night; so up went the Chamberlain & told the Priest, That an honest Gentleman, being lated that he could not reach home, was come in, and desired a Lodging, and all the Beds were full but his; and if he would admit him for his Bedfellow for that Night, the House should be much beholding to him, because the Gentleman was a Customer: If he be a cleanly Gentleman, quoth the Priest, he shall be welcome; Yes surely, quoth the Chamberlain, you need not fear that, for my Master would not lodge him, if he were not a cleanly Gentleman: Let him come then quoth the Priest and welcome: So up came the Gentleman, saying, By your leave good Mr. Parson, I make bold to intrude here: Oh welcome good sir, quoth the Parson, pray take freely what accommodation the Chamber will afford ye; so to bed he came, and lying a little time, he jogs the Parson (speaking through the Nose) Zur, have ye had 'um? Have ye had 'um? Had what quoth the Parson? The Frenchman, quoth the Gentleman, I Had 'um twice: Nay then farewell quoth the Priest, for I ne'er Had 'um yet, not never mean to have 'um, and so got up from him as fast as he could; complains down below that they had lodged a Gentleman in with him, that had the Foul Disease? so the poor Parson was glad to sit up all Night by the fire, till the Gentleman enjoyed the whole bed to himself; in the morning the Gentleman went down, called for Water to wash, and seeing Mr. Parson preaching over a Pot of Ale by the fire, he gave him thanks for his great Civilities showed to him the Night before: Quoth the Parson, Sir, I am glad my Bed has cured you of the tone in your nose, but if ye never had 'um, I would ye might: So the Gentleman laughing very heartily at the Parson; took his leave of him,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 41

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From Wedneseve, June, 28. to Wedneseve. July. 5. 1654. Gentlemen, I hope Fumigosus is not out of your favour, though his Muse seems to be sick, and his Poesy as threadbare as his Cloak; yet the cause, he persuades himself, springs rather from his own infirmity than your neglect; for if I should but allow myself every morning a half-penny Wheaten loaf, and a pennyworth of Suffolk Cheese, together with a quart of racy Ipsum-Water, then should my Drolls caper over the Moon; then should the Ela of my Sonnets even ravish every daring Ear, and make not only men, but Beasts, Trees, and Stones to dance, as at the Thracian Harp. Oh! now a qualm comes upon my Genius: pray heavens the unlucky hand of Death hath not robbed me of some friend; This paper will reveal the News; Good or bad, I'll read it, let it be what it will. SIR, Nay then break heart and die: Is Music (the Queen of souls) departing? Does Parnassus begin to die? Does Aganippa's Spring begin to dry up? and the Muses perish! Oh bring us some Cordial to comfort the poor Girls: Oh esteem them as the Daughters of Apollo! Even the Children of light! Lash them no longer with neglect; Nay, even with disdain: Oh come and salute them! they Kiss modestly, but sweetly; and they are attended by the Graces! Oh the nature! the devilish Nature of man! What flocking is there to Taverns and Vaulting-Schools, to feast and revel with painted Jezebels, whilst modest Virgins are neglected? it is so now, That if any man Courts a Muse, it's rather to ravish her (as Vulcan would have done to Minerva) than to Love, or to cherish her. Our Battery on Arthur-seat Hill goes very happily forwards, we having already made diverse shots against their Work in the Air, killed one Pioneer, and shot a boy quite through the Great toe with a Cannon Bullet; when we have finished our sand Scaling Ladders, and fixed them, you shall hear more. SIR, Several Makers of the Welsh Harp have been lately questioned: therefore it much behoveth all honest People, to have a care that their Maidservants have no relation to the stamp, or their twatling-strings be not screwed up too high; to crack into false accusations of others; as lately one did against one Mrs. Everat, who being unjustly accused, was by the Prudent Judges (who well perceived her Innocence) honourably acquitted, and the jarring false twatling-strings broken. A She-Toper in Sheer-street near Lincoln's Inn Common having lately swallowed too much of the Creature, and gaged herself so much with blessed Lull, by some called Ale, or Plusb, that she removing into a back yard, her flood-gates flying open, the stream run with such a force, that it raised two Freeze stones out of the pavement, that flying up three storeys high, they broke four panes of Glass out of a Window, and had like to have killed Mars and Venus at that very time in Conjunction upon a Bed in that room; though this News may seem somewhat incredulous, yet it is witnessed by a man of great credit and reputation with three Thumbs, that if occasion be required will justify the same. Since the last Letter from Shere-street, there is other Intelligence come by the Foot-post, signifying that there lives in the Place aforesaid one of Marquis Spinola's Wife's sisters, that had wore her smock three year and a half without any washing, so that when she put it off, there was fetched no less than 6 Ton of Water to wash it, and three Firkins of Soap, which in the washing (what with the smell of the Suds and her Sins together) choked 8 Night-men, and poisoned all the Dogs and Cats in that street, and some say, run down with such a force, that three Western Barges were shipwrecked in the stream, and a Land Frigate and a Cock-boat split right against Temple Bar and another Pink called the Pleasure-Boat, sunk in Jackanapes road, the rest of the Sodom Fleet were the same night much shattered by a storm, but by reason many of them were so well lined in the Poop, they preserved their tackling, and got off with the loss of one Fire-ship, that was blown up near the Gunpowder House, and another laden with French Commodities, that sunk downright in a ditch; another laden with precious stones was taken Prize by an Inns a Court Man of War, but after a while she gallantly in grappling with her Enemy, recovered herself, and bravely tacked about, and having her Keel evenly ballast, made a shot between wind and water, and struck down her Enemy's Mainmast, pillaged him, and got away safe into Harbour. A strange accident happened last Sunday-Night at Islington, where an unskilful Novice pulling out a Cork out of a Bottle of Beer, the Cork was by the force of the Bottle-beer blown quite down his throat, and hath so stopped up his guts, that he can neither eat, nor go to the stool; yet is afraid to reveal what he ails for fear of paying 10. groats for breaking the Sabbath; and if he dies, it is the opinion of the Crowner of Islington, that he is accessory to his death, and is liable to be questioned, if not arraigned and condemned and hanged for the same: there was also near the Water-house a maid of 16 years of Age, that swooned and fell down at the sight of Naked Boy, and a Citizen's wife in looking on the Boys as they were swimming in the Pond, longed for one of their Trap-sticks, insomuch that she told her Husband, That if she had it not, she thought verily she should miscarry; which made the poor man to rue the time he had brought her to behold that which was so much thicker and longer than his own. SIR, We have no god here in a cloudy day, for Apollo is only Worshipped, and in this Form; When the men of the Country either dine or sup, they throw half their food up into the air; to the intent that their God might not perish; but the hungry Spaniards, having notice of their plenty, have outwitted them, invading their Land, and telling them, they come from the Sun, whereupon they rendered up more than half their Food to them. SIR, The Twatling-strings I writ you word of in my last Letter from Justice-Hall in the Old Bailey, have since been hanged on a Crab-tree Maypole near Piggen-gate, where the juice of the Crabs falling on them, and they dropping into a Tub of Melted Tallow that stood under, turned all the Tallow into Maggots, that crept up so fast into the brains of the Pounder, that ever since he is persuaded he can go near to tell what Religion he is of; which Figure, his Father before him could never cast; all the said Maggots are since turned into Flying Beetle Heads, which piss Vinegar so fast in his brain, that it continually runneth through the Arches of his Nose, insomuch that he can hardly keep it out of another's A—S. SIR, The other Evening four or five Scholars walking out in their Gowns to take the Evening's Air, by accident met With a Butcher driving two Calves before him; one of the Calves spying the Scholars, and being much frighted at them, left the beaten path, and run in amongst a Piece of Wheat, and the Butcher run cursing after him; which the Scholars perceiving presently caught the other Calf that stayed behind and tying his Chaps with a handkerchief, another slipped off his gown, and putting in the Calf's forelegs into the sleeves of the Gown, and wrapping it close about him, and a Cap on his head, led the Calf upright between them, as if he had been a sick scholar, the foolish Butcher overtaking the Scholars, inquired of them if they did not see which way the Calf went; No quoth the Scholars we minded not which way it went, having a scholar in our company fallen extreme sick; and if thou wilt help home with him, thou shalt have good content; Carry home your sick Scholar yourselves if you will quoth the Butcher, I must go back and seek my Calf; so the Scholars carried the Calf clear away, and after feasted on him. There is an Albion Blackamore lately come to Town that is so well skilled in Dancing on the Ropes, and is so nimble and agile of body, that he danceth upon a twine Thread nine and 50 Cubits high, others report of a certain, that he will run up with two Rapiers upon a gleam of Moonshine, and laying his hand upon the horns of the Moon, caper quite over her, and pitch down right upon his feet again; The King of Morocco's chief captain over his Monkeys and Drills, is coming over with a Message, as it is thought to Invite Him the said nimble Blackamore to be their King, and to lead them out to fight against the Pigmies that have invaded some part of that Country. Two loving Sisters being a little over-heat by a zealous Jack-smith, basely deluded them into the Devil's Neckenger to be Dipped, and whilst he was praying with them in the water, he appointed his Brother, to come and steal away their Clothes, which was cunningly performed, the religious Dipper having provided a Harbour on purpose not far off to cover the nakedness of his two Female Converts, whom the very same Night he altering his judgement; miraculously turned them from their new Dipping, into the Family of Love, they (as he bragged to his Associates) that Night Exercising in a Case, or B—dy House, all as naked as ever they were born: Oh shame to Religion! There is a small Poem lately Printed and Published, entitled, The Melancholy Cavalier, most worthy perusal, to be sold by the Widow Crosio in Cock-lane, near west Smithfield.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 5

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From Wedneseve, Janu. 3. to Wedneseve, Janu. 010. 1655. Sure Hell's broke loose, and all the Fiends and Locusts do appear, for to no ends, base Plotting tends, and yet they will swarm here. The new Plot so much spoken of, hath already been examined, and as I have it by Intelligence, many Arms have already been seized upon, and some Persons committed to safe custody, the report going, That 30000 men were to be raised in England, and 40000 expected from France, and other Places adjacent; But this subject of Plotting is so Ominous to all that attempt it, That the fate following such ill Actions, do like an Arrow shot upright, wound that eye that gave aim unto it. Letters from Bristol make mention of some disturbance that happened there on Christmas Day last, betwixt the Apprentices and the Ranters or Quakers, but before any mischief was done, this combustion was happily appeased by the care and vigilance of the Magistrates of that City. The Audience given by His Highness to the Ambassador of Genoa as Whitehall. Many rich Presents given the titular K. of Scots by the three Electoral Archbishops of Mentz, Collen and Triers, who all three kept Christmas with him at Collen. Our honey, sweet sugar-candy Intelligence is as followeth. There were many Honey-Pots found out this Week by a Bear as grass, in the head of a Hollow-tree, upon London Bridge; the Greenland Merchants are now bargaining for to have the Transportation of them into Greenland, Oxford Jack being rid thither before, to bait Nets to catch young Bears; to bring them up to be Otter-Dogs to hunt Young Whales under the Ice; intending to Make a New Plantation of Oil and Whalebone, to repay his impudence for the 900. l. he lately robbed the Merchants of near the Custom-House. A Gentlewoman being cooped up by a rich Usurer her Guardian, sent a friend of hers the Description of her Keeper's Picture and conditions of his Person in these Female Verses. SIR, Theorean John, one of the inspired Cyclops of Vulcan's Forge, being a mad Transylvanian, that had the Hebrew revealed to him in a Quaking fit, and sayeth he is a Gentile designed to gather together the dispersed Jews in England, being (for his mad pracks committed to the Gatehouse) he sayeth he hath Power to blow open the Prison Doors when he list, and can kill every man that sits in the House, the last week made a great Bonfire at Lambeth, where his zeal was so hot, that he openly burnt the Bible, a Great Saddle, and a pair of Pistols, declaring to the People, That they were the three grand Idols of this Nation; afterwards he coming (like Don Quixote) with his rusty sword into the Lobby. Last Twelfth-Day a mad Merry company being met together to Choose King and Queen, the Cake being no sooner cut, but Robin Goodfellow came amongst them, and pulling one of them by the Nose, he imagining it had been his Fellow that sat next him, gave him a good Cuff on the Ear, and so falling to Boxes, a Woman catching up a great Pot of Apples & Ale, thinking to save it from spilling, the Merry Puck, that could not be seen, giving her a good Nip by the Buttocks, made her so mad, that she flung all her Pot of Lamb's wool in the faces of the Combatants, which so blinded them with the roasted apples that came in their eyes, that without fear or Wit they laid about them like two madmen, striking any that came near them; in which scuffle, there was given Two black-eyes, one cracked Crown, and a bloody Nose. A miserable Mortal, troubled with a Drunken Beast to his Wife, that was a Whore of her Tongue, a Jade of her Tail, and a nasty slut beside, that would neither keep his House clean, nor herself or Children handsome or sweet, intended the last Week to send her to the Devil for a New Year's Gift; but considering with himself, That the Devil would never accept of, nor endure such a one in Hell, he desisted from his intended purpose, and wearied out of his life, resolved to end his misery by hanging himself; but considering the end of that misery, to be but the beginning of greater misery hereafter, very fear dehorted him not only bought him a Halter to this Verse to express the cause of his That there be more Jades than the Horse-market, and more Knaves than those if the Town-Bull of Hackney loosen Week, then blame his Neighbours; the Kings aready agreed with for the job, That the Devil last Saturday sitting nodding on the top of the Standard, being fast asleep with over-looking the Market-folks, fell down with his Nose just into an Apple-Woman's Codpiece, whereupon taking her by the beard, he flung her with such a mighty force up Cheapside that the wind of her breech overthrew three Hackney-Coaches, two Cars, Thirty six Apple-Baskets, and forty four Water-Tankards; besides Ten Baskets of Lemons, ten of Chestnuts, with Winter-Cherries, and Strawberries past all credit or belief, some report that four Windmills were overturned in a Vault under Paul's, and some Ships cast away as they were shooting the Strand-bridge; but my Intelligence speaks something doubtfully concerning the truth of this News; Of a Poetical Citt that married last New Year's Day was a Twelve-Month, and being absent from her, sent her these Lines of a New Year's Gift. Two of the common Ladies of Dog-Yard, inviting the rest of their accursed Copulation to choose King and Queen last Saturday, in Drury Lane, the one was in the top of their jollity carried away by the Devil, the other drinking a Health to the Devil, was left with half a Nose, and with but on eye, and (as I since am informed) is making her fatal end, and is very happy if her torment end here. A Company of Gamesters being last Night at Inn and Inn, one of them crying, Have at all; threw his Dice with such a force, that he killed a young Prodigal's Purse at the first throw, who had newly received his Quarteridge the Night before, he is ever since so preposterous for want of sleep, that all night he nothing but raves like a Madman cursing blind Fortune, which is the only Goddess he prays to, or curses, as her gifts ebb or flow unto him. A two-legged Beast, called a Slut, last week having her leaven devoured by the Rats, and fearing her Mistress would be angry with her, surreverence dropped a little into her Kneading-trough of her own making, which made her bread so sour, that it turned all the dough in the Oven into one Batch, all that eat thereof ever since piss Vinegar, and are so sour and crabbed, that no Milk-woman dares pass by their door without having all their milk turned into Cheese-curds; no knife that cuts this bread, but is sent the next day to the Grinders, no edge can be set thereon ever after; the Women are afraid to lie with their Husbands for far of begetting Children with Crab-tree Faces: the Maid that committed this Piece of Housewifery is next week to be Circumcised by Black Madge of the Bear-garden and so to be gathered into Theorean John's flock of Converted Jews, and to be Cook Ruffian to the Pharisees, as they are conducted by John Robbins through the red Sea, to the Island in the Moon, to recollect their senses, which were lost about a fortnight after Midsummer come Twelve Month. Next week there is a Lecture of Nonsense to be Read in Turn-again Lane, by two Fish-women for a breakfast of Seagulls, and candied Anchovies; whoever will come, may find welcome.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 32

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From Wedneseve, May. 9. to Wedneseve, May 16. 1655. Arm, arm, arm, for now it is in fashion, when Venus sports, in Cupid's courts, are the best Recreation. The wonderful Prophecies of W. Lilly, touching the Paul's Steeple, the City of London, Cheap-side Cross, Grub-street, Fleet-street, Weir-cross, Aldersgate street, Westminster, and divers other Places in and about London this next June and July, with many signs that will appear in Paternoster Row, and most streets in London. The Report of landing 7000. Men in the South of America, and the taking of Cuba Islands by General Pen, and his Victorious Commanders. The taking of Gen. Middleton in the Isle of Skye, and on his way sending up Prisoner to London. The recovery of the titular K. of Scotland from his last sickness, the Archduke vouchsafing him a Visit, accompanied with Prince Rupert, and divers other Lords and Gentlemen, who were all Royally entertained, and feasted in his Court at Collen. There were this Week divers dumb Speeches spoken by a Grubstreet Gentleman, that is hereafter to be hanged for lying, some of the Gentlemen, whose dying Speeches he hath Printed, they being living men to this hour; and will ere long recompense him for his too much diligence and Care. A Dumb Comedy is next Week to be Acted at the Red-Bull, if the Players can but agree and be honest amongst themselves; which will be the best, though hardest Scene they can Act. O yes, O yes, O yes, If any man woman or mortal in Town Country or City, can bring any tale or Tidings of a treble tongued Female, with a fleet pair of heels, a Canterbury pace, and a false gallop, that will do no right, nor take no wrong, let them bring word to the Cryey at the Cuckold's Arms in Sheer-street, near Pintle Bar, and they shall be rewarded for their Pains. O yes, O yes, O yes, If any Man or Woman in City or Country doth entertain or receive Ann Hanwell the Wife of Gerard Hanwell in Sheif-lane Barber Chirurgeon, at their own Perils let it be. This last Week, there was a great Meeting of the Consuls of Billingsgate, about the buying up all the Anchovies Trees, that few dare venture on this hot weather; which the Marine Philosophers of the New River are of opinion, will very much enrich the Trade of Fishing, considering what an infinite number of them there are growing about the New Pond in Enfield Chase, which were the last March was five Months, happily found out by a Groper of the City; the London Bobbers and Ticklers, would most willingly put in for a share with them; So that it is thought by the Wisdom-splitter of Clerkenwell, that the Mackerel Pond on Highgate Hill will hardly be fished this year, because before the next Highgate Fair, it is to be made Navigable for the Serviture of Kentish Town, Hornsey and Hampstead; And this Summer the Chief of the Trade are to Candy Oysters against the next Bartholomew Fair, for to strengthen the backs of the Horse-coursers, that are Rank Riders; In requital whereof, they have promised to find them a Team of Running Nags to help them home with their Ware, which Running Nags shall be so fleet, that they shall run faster then a Winchester Goose can fly, The Good Housewives of Turnmill Street, are lately grown so cleanly, and so tender fingered, That they wash their dishes with their Gloves on for fear of fouling their white hands, and having washed them, they wipe them with the tail of their Smocks in stead of a Dishcloths, which scours them exceeding clean, and leaves behind them so savoury a smell, that their Husbands eating hot Porridge out of those dishes, become afterwards very kind and loving to their Wives, insomuch that they will do any manner of Drudgery for them, as making clean their shoes, washing their shitten Clouts, and carrying their pretty young Moppets in their arms before them to Islington, Pimlico or Hackney, where the kind Cuckolds dandle and play with them, till the Proud Baggages are courting their Friends in the next room or Arbour, Sixteen Rats being this week found drowned in a Tub of Sage Ale in Cock Street, the Ales being served out to the House of She Commons assembled at the Minificator's Office, about freedom of trade, and spinning Charcoal against winter, in Bubbing the said Ale, they swell very much, and are thought to be rotten ever since; there is twice a week a learned Lecture of Nonsense read to them by the Minificator in the Billingsgate Language, tending to the mending of their sinful souls; the Teacher hath a Voice, and the Chairwoman two, The last Letters from Kemsey and Poyck, within two miles of Worcester, make mention of a mad merry crew of new Levellers that play such Frolics in that County, that the like hath not been known, flinging up Gates, pulling down stiles, robbing the Fishermen's Boats, and heaving their Gins, feasting with the Fish, and building Sconces in Alehouses, and a hundred such pranks, as would make a Dog laugh to hear them; but the jig of the jest was, that for all they had levelled the Gates and Stiles, yet the nimble Law could overtook them; Yet the merciful Judges were so favourable, that after many wholesome Documents, and favourable instructions, they were only bound to that which they never knew before, which was their good Behaviour, and so were released; and coming home, for joy of their Delivery, they fell to ringing the Bells backward all Night long, One Mr. Fuller, who being acquainted with a Country Bumpkin, whose name was Bird, meeting him by accident in London, saluted him by this familiar Congratulation, Good morrow goodman Owl: Sir quoth the honest Bumpkin, you are mistaken, for an Owl is Fuller in the Head, Fuller in the Eye, Fuller in the Beak, Fuller in the Breast, Fuller of Feathers, and Fuller all the body over than any Bird whatsoever. Whalebones being now grown very dear, by reason no Whales to speak on have been killed these two years, to the great decay of the trade of Body-makers and Tailors who are much impoverished thereby, besides many Citizens' Daughters, that are gone awry, and become so gross or crooked for want of straight Lacing, that many hundred Pounds will not put them off to husbands; whereupon, Complaint being made to the Parliament of Women in Cock-street assembled, the complaints were taken into serious Consideration, and a Committee of Mathematicians chosen to consider thereof, who sending for the Horners in Petticoat Lane and Wentford street, they have happily contrived a means to make Horn-Whalebones that will with small lacing preserve their bodies right and straight, and save their Parents' money; it standing to good reason that Horn-Whalebone, being of a dryer nature than that which is bred (like Venus) of the Sea, should preserve them the more upright and chaste withal, that hereafter they may not need to vail their Maidenheads to their Fathers' Serving-men or Apprentices, that often times crop that Flower, much endangering their Fortunes, by hindering them to Match with rich and wealthy Heirs, that having not always the ripest wits, jump upon them at a venture, and in more haste than good speed, make no more ado, but for lucre of wealth, marry and bed; and sometimes for great speed, horn their own head. This Week such a howling was heard in Westminster hall by the Lawyers, that 16 Watermen were struck deaf with the din as far as the White Friar's Stairs, which the Old Philosophers think to be utterly undone, by reason their Adversaries are such cunning Foxes, that they dare not for their ears meddle with them, or sue them that have the Law at their fingers' ends instead of their hands. A great Bull-baiting being lately in St. John's street, there happened a strange but true Accident, for the Bull breaking from the stake, bit a Soldier quite through the leg, which puts the Butchers in great fear, that their Dogs will this Summer all die of the Scurvy for want of Exercise, if Private Bull-baiting should be put down as the public Bear-garden was, because Ned of Canterbury had flung a Man quite from the stake into the upper Gallery, and broke the shoulder of the huckle-bone of his left Buttock; A great Fleet arrived this Week from Greenland, laden with Greenland Salads, tame Cuckoos, Parrots, Goshawks, Gingerbread Trees, Unicorns' Horns, tame Tigers, and other Commodities of great value, that the Natives of that Country hope to put off in this Nation for great gains; what Merchant, factor or broker hath a mind to deal for any of these Commodities, let them repair to the Greenland Fleet, lying at Anchor in Cuckolds' Haven Dock, and they may be furnished at reasonable Prices; or on track for any other Commodities whatsoever convenient for the use and supplement of that Country; and if any Tallow Chandler have a mind to live there, he shall have his Passage free, and the King's Patent to set up trade in what City he pleaseth in that Country,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 50

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From Wedneseve, Aug. 30. to Wedneseve, Septem. 6. 1654. Away with it; Brave News, true News, rare News, Who lifts to know, may buy; and if you take it not for Truth, then take it for a Lie. The great Sea-fight between Cornelius Van Trump, and the Turks, the Admiral, and Rear-Admiral of the Turkish Fleet sunk, their Vice Admiral, and divers other Ships taken, fired and sunk; So that Prince Maurice's Ransom will now go near to be paid them in their own Coin. The Speeches of the L. Protector to the Parliament, showing His desires, That he aimed not so much to be Protector of the People, as that the People under Him should be Protectors of themselves, and enjoy a lasting happiness under a safe, mild and soft Government. His Speech being ended, he returned to Whitehall in his Barge; and the Members taking their Places, chose Mr. William Lenthall Speaker, and Mr. Scobel Clerk of the House of Parliament. The total subversion of all the Forces in Scotland under Middleton; Glencarn and all others of the Royal Party; so that the War of that Nation is now at an end. The Rendezvous of our English Fleet at Portsmouth, and the going thither of Gen. Pen with the Paragon, the very report of them striking terror in all Nations, especially the Turks, who have lately had such ill success both from the Venetians and the Dutch, that they now fear they shall dearly rue the detaining our English Shipping at Tunis, Argier, Constantinople and other Places. A merry Lad, one of the Sons of Bacchus, allied to Jack Falstaff by the mother's side, the last Night sent this Song and Catch following; directed to his Brethren the sons of Apollo. The last week Twenty five Citizens' Wives Miscarried with seeing the Turk make false proffers on the High Rope to break his own Neck; and suddenly after, five of the Twenty fell in two pieces, the other Ten, practising his Trick of lying backwards on the Rope, could never be honest Women since; So that the Philosophers think, if he be not petitioned against, to be put down, we shall have few honest Women left in Town; he now hath employed the Company of Sieve-makers to make a great Sieve of three hundred Fathoms about, to draw up with Pulleys over the Ropes, to keep off the Rain; that he may Dance dry-shod all the Winter, So that the gaining of the Gold Mine in the Air, is now laid aside, and by the wisest, thought but a mere fable, his meaning being, by showing his tricks in the Air, he would quickly gather much Gold to himself, which made an old Matron the other day, coming by, and seeing the Multitudes crowding to come in, utter this exclamation against him; A pox of the TURK and the DEVIL, they get all the Money in these days; another woman being in to see him clamber up the Ropes said, Sure, if he be not the Devil, the Devil begot him; no truly Neighbour, quoth another Woman, I know him, as well as a Beggar knows his dish; he is a Blackfriars' Waterman, and his Mother is living on the Bank-side, and as I have often heard her say, Her son learnt this Art, when he was a Sea-boy, only was a little since taught some Pretty Tricks by a Jack-pudding near Lung-Lane. But as I am credibly informed, at the Blue Sow's face in Cow-street, there is a black Spread-Eagle to be seen for two Cannes, to all comers, without any hindrance or loss of time, she that shows it, sits in a great Chair, with one leg over one Pommel, and the other over the other, whore with one Posture, she presents you with a Virginny Owl, at the second motion, with Puss in her Majesty and third Posture, with the black spread Eagle; all her Feathers are decked with Ribbons, and Fancies, which for three Pence dry, or 6 Pence wet, she will bestow on any that have a mind to wear the same. A pitiful accident happened this Week to one of the 2 Tailors that fought the Duel in Moor-fields for the Halfpenny Loaf, the Conqueror having ever since been so glutted with eating thereof, that the other day going to untruss upon a Dunghill in Salisbury Court, a Sow being rooting a little behind him, and scared by a Dog that run at her, running her head just between the Tailor's legs, carried him away upon her back quite through fleet-street into Drury Lane, where she left him, sprawling for life in the bottom of the Kennel; he is a little recovered, since he was taken up by a Soldier with never an arm, who commiserating his sad condition, carried him to a dumb Beggar Woman's House in St. Clement's Lane, whose Trade was to sing Ballads for her living, who by her diligence, and care over him, hath something recovered him, only he complains much of a stitch in his crupper-bone, he speaks very little; only ask him how he does? he answers in the Sutorian Language, Even, so, so; that it is thought he is drawing on. There was lately an honest Tailor living in Tooleys in Southwark, that coming home, and missing his Wife, slipped upstairs, and perceiving the Chamber door to be fast shut, perceived through the Keyhole one taking measure of his Wife, which sight caused such a frenzy in his head, that running Horn-mad downstairs, he called divers of his Neighbours about him, telling them, That his Wife had cornuted him, and made use of another's Yard, and (like Vulcan) carried them up to see the sight, but in the meantime his subtle Wife, having shifted away her Paramour into a Garret, was busy in dressing up the Chamber, whereat they all smiling in their sleeves, went down again, leaving the man and his wife to argue out the business; The good woman beginning thus, Fie Husband fie, will you now mistrust your honest Wife, if you had seen any such thing as you imagine, must you needs go and cry it at the Market-place, to make both me and yourself a mock to Boys, and table-talk to all our Neighbours, fie upon't, fie upon't, one above knows, the fault lies in your blindness, and not in my disloyalty; whereupon the honest Man asking his Wife forgiveness, went down downstairs, and calling his Neighbours together, Told them, that he had much wronged his Innocent Wife in surmising her false to his bed, for he had now so good proof of her honesty, that if he should see her in the action, he would rather blame his own eyes, than his loving Wife. There is at St. Alban's a Mine of Quicksilver found out in digging a Saw-pit, a Woman wearing Rings, taking up some of the Earth in her hand, had all her Rings eaten off; some Minerallists are gone down, thinking to find a silver Mine. There was this week a great Land Sea-fight between a Dow-gate Pinnace, and a Man of War, the Man of War beginning to grapple, in boarding her, she let fly from her poop a Bassilisko, that struck down his Main Mast, and at the second shot, fired his Gun-room, making him utterly unserviceable, since which Victory this land Pinnace Sails the Streets very proudly, and is no sooner in Harbour, but she is attended by divers Pinks, with great feasting and jollity; In this Fight, we lost but one Dung Boat, and the Cooper of the Ship, who was shot between wind and water. The next night following the Thames was fired by a strange Accident, as my Intelligence sayeth, thus; A Liter laden with Oil in shooting the Bridge, gave such a knock against one of the Arches, that split all the Barrels of Oil to pieces, the Oil (that still will be uppermost) floating upon the water, as far as Blackfriars, where a Journeyman Tailor, being at work in a Garret, and snuffing his Candle, flinging it out at the Casement, the Snuff lighting in the Oil, fired the Thames, which I hear, was so vehement for the time, that the River boiled like a Pot, and sod all the Fishes between London-bridge and Brainford, so that the Watermen have got such a flux with eating thereof, that they row backward ever since. There is next Week a Porkling's Head with a Pudding in the belly, is to be roasted at a Lady Fair, none but those that never told Lie, nor forswore themselves, are to be at the eating thereof, News from Non-Eaten in Worcestershire, speaks of a ridgling Constable that commands the Water, and hath the River in a chain, to keep People from passing to Church; when he is out of Office, it is desired, he may be a Trebble to the Bear-garden Wheelbarrow. One of the honest Women in Little-wood-street, was not long since knocked down by a Cripple-gate Butcher, who did such execution on her, that swelling up, she was advised by her new-married Husband to be carted in a Chair to the Butcher's door, which she was (to little purpose) but being returned home, after many crab-tree faces, she broke into two Pieces, to the great joy of all her Neighbours; though not without some grief to the Hedge sparrow her Husband. Another loving Soul, (neighbour to the before mentioned) falling into Cupid's Pursenet, was so hampered in love, that for fear of going to great Bedlam, she after many signs of her ardent affection, had a Promise made her, on condition she would put her wedding Ring upon his middle finger before, which she most willingly did, but his finger presently after swelled so big, that he not only lost his nail, but in all haste was forced to send for the Barber Chirurgeon, who at first resolved it must be cut off, but applying some mollifying and assuaging Plasters, he (as good luck was) got it off, to the great ease of the poor man, whose precious thing he vows shall never more wear Wedding Ring. A Citt last Night going to Bartholomew Fair, the Brewer's Dog having bitten him by the brain, instead of buying a Pennyworth of Pears for his Wife's fairing, bought her great Onions instead of Pears; and coming home to his wife with his Fairings, which was a rattle and a few Onions; gave her them in her Lap,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 14

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Beginning Wedneseve, June 7. 1644. Bambalio, Clangor, Aridor tara, tantara marmor. Rouse Buckets and Tubs, up Gerion and Cerberus, Hydra and the Harpy, and show yourselves with Banners displayed, Drums beating, and Trumpets sounding, at the Resurrection of Democritus from his Dark and doteful Grave of Porta Nova, Pray why should Poetry stick so hard in the stomachs of many? why do they snarl or grin at it? well they may fight against it, but never overcome it; Like depressed Palms, the more it is opposed, the more it flourisheth: Perhaps they'll say Poets are meritorious of their ill will, but let Reason (who is a Champion for a Prince) speak now and tell us, if a true bred Son of Apollo is in any way Contentious, Rebellious or quarrelsome; or in the least worthy any man's anger, or envy: search with mature scrutiny, and you'll find the default to lie more in the Object than the subject, the Antagonists thereto being of the nature of Juno, who had rather spill the milk of their affections on the ground, than nourish the Babes of Invention, or kindred of Ingenuity therewith: Some few are nourishers thereof; to them my Muse bows in all gratitude and thankfulness: I was last week promised by some Mesenasses seven Eagles' quills to write this Intelligence, but coming to use them, one proving the sick feather of a Goose, and full of putrefaction, I removed it by a Habeas Corpus to Fodex his close Prison. The last letters from Ware in the Province of Greenland, make mention of a dough-bellied Bumpkin of that Country that had a field of Peas containing about four Acres of land, lying cross a Chalk hill in an Island in the New River, but sending the young Bumpkin his son, a Child of about forty years of age betimes one morning to see how his Peas came up, The young man having a soft place in his head by reason of a terrible knock he had got in his cradle, perceiving some slime of Snails left on the bushes and Balkes, run home and told his father (that was rid early that morning to London) that all the Eels were come up in the Nights out of the River, and had eat up the field of Peas; whereupon both he and his father went and watched the field Night after night, but no Eels coming up, they procured fishers to lay Hooks, Leaps and Nets to take them: so they took about 20 Cauldrons of Eels in one Night, that (as the wise men of Goatam affirmed) were as Hogs with feeding on the Peas; If you cannot believe this News to be true, you may take Horse or Coach to Ware, where you may have further satisfaction, by eating of the said Eel Pies, boiled, baked or Roasted, before you go to solace yourselves in the Great Bed; which kind of Pies are excellent provocatives, Two Nodnol Gunners lately taking their Elder Pot guns, would needs go murder young Rooks, but after they had weaned themselves all day to no purpose, in coming home they spied on the head of a tree a young Owl; which he no sooner saw, but he, like a mannerly Lad, pulled off his Hat, bending himself in dutiful manner before her, which his brother Peter perceiving, came creeping upon all four to his Brother to ask him what he had spied, As gallant Pheasant as ever I saw in all my life. Peace, Peace sayeth the other Gunner, let us take counsel together, and not lose her by our unadvised rashness; If you will be ruled by me, let us shoot both together, which after many motions, Postures and winks, one of them was so foolhardy as (turning his face over his shoulder) to let fly, which so scared the young Owl, though no shot came near by five yards, yet down she tumbled (poor thing) much amazed at the report of a Gun, which Mistress Madge had never heard before; she's my own I warrant her, quoth he, and so they both run and caught her up: I'll be hanged if it be not a young Sparrow-Hawk quoth the wisest of the two, and then we may chance to sell her for five Pound; As I remember (quoth the other) I saw just such another Hawk on a Falconer's stall in Fleet-street; so merrily they trudged homeward with their Prize; but going by a Falconer's, they desired his man to tell them what Hawk it was, who told them, It was a Friesland Hawk called a Cockney, but the Price he knew not certainly till his Master came home; which was two hours after, all which time they waited to sell their Owl; but the Falconer told them, he wanted no such sort of Hawks,and so directed them to go to another shop, where they were well flouted for their folly. A wooden Waterman the last week crying Mackerel with Spectacles on their noses, carrying one of the largest size of that fish by the tail with Spectacles on the fish's Nose, who being spied by a young Citt. of Addle hill of 19 inches and a half old, Demanded of the Waterman, If all the Mackerels in the sea wore Spectacles? yes that they do goodman fool quoth the Waterman, how could they else find out so much Prey to feed on in the bottom of the Sea to maintain so numerable Shoals? Nay you must pardon me quoth the citizen, for though I was Dipped in the River, I never saw Fish in a River in all my life. Two Cocklane females are to be hanged till they be dead-drunk in a Sage Ale tub. The Golden Weather-cock upon Paul's Steeple the last Night challenged the Cock on Grantham Steeple, to fight a Duel upon St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall next Islington fair Day come Twelve-Month, being the 36 day of the month of Michaelmas, falling out just upon Whitsun-pope Monday about six o'clock in the morning after dinner, many rich Gilded Coaches are preparing at the Taylor's, to go out to see this Cock-fighting, most of the Citizens that the last may ride into Hyde park, ride thither in water Sedans drawn by tame Sea-asses, and vast sums of Money are sent thither before Last Night's Letters from the East of Scotland make mention of a very terrible and bloodless Fight between the Jews and the Pharisees, with the numbers killed and taken on both sides, and other business of high and dangerous concernment, as you may read by this Letter following, which was Intercepted by the Post that brought it up, and beareth date May 37, new style. SIR, I Have sent you two Gammons of Scotch Bacon, which you shall receive by the Post next Friday, sealed up in my Letter, Sar iste entreat you to deliver one of them to the Lard Lechery at the sign of the Balldeeney in Gylles in the fields, and the other to Mistress Whithergo in Huggen-lane, between the Standard and the Conduit, at the sign of the Mouth there hangs a Willow beard-brush, and a HasteHolly-bush, if the stormy weather hath not lately demolished it; and as for the rest of the Bacon that is left, you may keep for yourself. The Highlanders are very considerable, and more Politic than desperate; a PLOT is smoked of a designthey lately had of digging a Vault in the Air, that shall extend as far as Paul's steeple, where they intended to have held intercourse privately with the Cavalierish Party; Old Mentross's Ghost appeared last Night in Glencarn's Army, with a Sheep-hook on his Elbow, and before ever the Scots could lay him again, he hobbled at least 5000 of one Colonel Addle-pite's Regiment; those that escaped, are all fled to their Inaccessible Mountain: Sir there is other NEWS worth your Worship's hearing, which at the present I shall conceal, till the Passages by Land be more safe; till when I shall cease, though not to be Your trusty Servant, Achitophel Abaddon. A Covey of Spring-garden Ladies with Naked Breasts, walking out the last Sun-shiny Night, in the heat of the Sun, were miraculously Fly-Blown,which Fly-blows remaining all night on their Duggs, the next day bred to Maggots, and so three Days after turned to Butterflies, with satin wings like the short Cloaks wrapped about our Summer Gallants' middles, and Ribbons before their shin bones like French Morris-dancers. All Gentlemen that kiss any of these Ladies are ever since troubled with Maggots in their Brains, and at every full of the Moon, grow mad, Apish and fantastic, and very hard to be pleased, especially by Tailors and Tyre-women. There came Letters this week from Nineveh, certifying that that great City had like to have suffered much damage by the Hittites, who Plotted one Night to come against it with above 50. Pot-guns, besides 40 Elder Cannons, but the Ninevites sallying out, having raised some 999990, and twenty stoutfellows, and so hewed them down like dirt, some run away without Arms, some without legs, and some without hands, and some without Heads; happy was he that could get away, though he left his life behind him. From Rotterdam, the last News is this; That the Dutch have lately taken a French Frigate laden with English Canary Sack, in Thoulden Forest; as we came near to grapple, a great masty Dutchman (supposed to be the Giant so talked of a while ago) flings out his arm, and haulsour Vessel into his Pocket, and covered it all, saving the Mast, all the men visible on the Decks crammed into his other pocket, which is about some 500. This is certified by one who of all the rest escaped, & came wounded into a Chirurgeon's shop in the great street of Salisbury Plain where the man broke his neck the other Night, by falling from the bottom of a Cellarinto a Garret window. I should smoke some good news out of Scotland, but that the wind sits wrong for my foot-post; but this week adieu, I am desired to certify you of a Book newly set forth by Major Erasmus Purling, entitled The Elixir of Life, or The Universal Medicine for expelling and curing all diseases incident either to man or woman; Never before written or published, and are to be had at the White Bear near Newgate; where those may hear of the Author, that shall have occasion to use him.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 1

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From Wedneseve, Aug. 2, to Wedneseve, August. 9. 1654. Hey toff , the Devil's dead; and hell is late broke loose, the Fiends do all a Nutting go, to Bow to steal a Goose. The gallant Victory over the French Fleet, where five of our Frigates, sunk two French Men of War, and took about 60 sail laden with salt, Oil and Anchovies for the King's Storehouses at Paris and Roan, the fight lasted about two hours, and was performed with as much Courage and gallantry by our brave spirited Seaman, as could be expected from men; this honourable piece of good Service was performed about 6 Leagues on this side of Conquet Road. More of Middleton's forces taken, his whole Army now so shattered, that in a very small time (it is thought by knowing Men) a Period will be put to the Scottish Wars. The dividing of the United Provinces for the Prince of Orange's Interest in Holland. The killing of 9000 Turks, the sinking of 26 Galleys, 5 Maboones, and 12 Men of War in the two Engagements, only with the loss of three Venetian Galleys. The surrender of Stenay to the King of France, and the hot service before Arras. Mr. Tudor retaken at Norwich, and committed again to the Tower of London. This is the sum of all the newest Intelligence, seriously or as the word renders it, Faithfully Communicated; but to my more Merry Intelligence, though perhaps not altogether so true. There was last Night a great Battle between Fumigosus and the Ethiopians, who invading him in the dead of the Night, like so many Cannibals, would havedevoured him up alive; but Fumigosus puffing at them, they perceiving themselves to be in great danger of their lives, nimbly skipped away; yet for all their great haste, many of them were left dead upon the Place, The Nightmare being taken napping the other night as she was going into Maggy-land, was committed to the New Pound upon Clerkenwell green, the manner of her taking being thus, as I have it from good hands; a Cobbler coming home a little too early from the Watch, coming softly upstairs for fear of waking his Children, perceiving the Key from the Place rushed open the door, and coming into the Chamber, perceived one abed with his Wife; whereupon demanded of him, What he made there? Truly Neighbour (quoth the pitiful Dick) no harm at all; only your Wife called me out of my Bed to help her catch the wild Mare: but did ye catch her, quoth the Cobbler? Yes truly Husband, quoth his Wife, I have her fast enough I warrant thee, I thank my good Neighbour here: How didst thou catch her Love, quoth the Cobbler? Truly Husband quoth she, I caught her in my Pudding-Bag: I thank you very kindly Neighbour, quoth the Cobbler, if you had not taken her between you, we should never have slept in quiet for her. The last week the Ranters Exercised in a Parlour near Milk-street, where they taught liberty to act Evil, and after the blessing of increase and multiply, they ended that day's Speaking of Blasphemy with this fine modest Sing-Song following. How like you this sport my bonny Besses of Great Bedlam? Is it not that liberty ye long looked for; to lie with whom you list, live merrily, Eat, drink, sing, and enjoy the pleasures of the World. Phoebus this week began harvest upon Black-Heath, Ceres, Cloris and Diana were his Reapers; about dinnertime Venus and her Son Cupid coming to field, Presented Phoebus with a Dish of Lovers' Hearts smoking hot; which he thankfully received from the little God, and invited all his Harvest-folks to a shady Laurel Arbour, where Pan and gentle-breathing Zephyrus attended their approach, and the Satyrs and Fauns, the Dryads and Wood-Nymphs stood ready to attend them with a Dance; they were all clad in loose green mantles, embroidered with all variety of Flowers, Corn ears, Birds and Beasts; so soon as the Music struck up, Bacchus presented them with a Cup of rich Nectar; which was no sooner gone round, but Phoebus caused a Wood-Nymph to sing this Song following, in praise of Cupid, and his all-conquering Power. Cupid having this honour done to him by Phoebus, gave him an Antidote to quench the flames of LOVE, and withal presented him with a new Bow and Shafts tipped with gold; that in his Diurnal journey through the World he might both heal distressed Hearts, and where disdain did show itself in any Swain or Nymph, He had Power to send a Love-Dart that cause true affection, That constantly, at their Ranting-Meetings both in this City of London, and in the Country, the Devil oftentimes appears amongst them, sometimes in the shape of a man, and othertimes in the shape of a Woman, and taking them by the hands very familiarly, he leaves the print of his foul Paws behind him; which the Ranters can never after get out, which makes them so Horn-mad, that many of them are now rotten ripe for Great-Bedlam. The last Sunday Night, the beams of the Sun shined so hot upon a Pond near Islington that to the admiration of many Men and Women that beheld the same, the Pond burned of a light fire, till all the water came within two inches of the bottom, at which time the great Bell of Holloway was heard to ring backward, the Devil appearing first in the likeness of an Eel, and afterwards of a man, and wooed three Females to the sign of the Soldier, where he gave them a mutton-Custard, Cakes, and Ale, one of the Women being troubled with the Devil every Night since; but what was most strange, a Horse that was drinking at the Pond was seized on by the Fire, being burnt up to the bare Bones, the burned bones being yet to be seen in the bottom of the Pond, by any that shall misdoubt the truth hereof; The Astronomers are of opinion, that the Fire that kindled underground in Norfolk, had burnt all along underground in a Mine of brimstone, till it came to the bottom of that pond, where it broke out; but the Old Philosophers are of opinion, that Hell is certainly began upon earth. As her drive her creat plue Tit to Glamorgan Fair, follow her close by her heel, her lift up her Pobtail, & piss out both her Eyes; so that her cannot see to get her living, therefore vas pray her good Cousin Chones, to go with her son Hugh to St. Jones's, and buy her little Whippet Dog to lead her about in a string, that her may beg, to get a living of for her poor Mother, her prother Jenken, and her sister Maudlin; whatever her cost, her will pay her to a farthing when her comes up to London, though her should cost two pence. There are two dumb Oyster-Women tomorrow to scold at Billingsgate for a wager; she that wins is to have a silver Cucking-stool. SIR, About the latter end of July last past, Mr. T. Carter of Walcoat Bachelor, found one grey Gelding to John Limby of North Fauckland in the County of Durham for the price of Ten Pounds to be paid when the said Limby proved Mr. Carter a Cuckold, and received of the said Limby one Shilling in part of payment. Witness, Robert Catle, Wil. Stale, Butcher.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 10

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From Wedneseve, Nov. 30. to Wedneseve, Decemb. 6. 1654. Now for a Gambol to drive away cold Winter, and his rage; his frosty beard, shall off be pared, in this hardhearted age. The sinking of many of the Flying Wheelbarrows coming from Newcastle laden with Scotch charcoal, which aboundeth in that Country Greenland more than in any Country of the whole World. The wonderful appearance of Lieutenant. Gen. Middleton in an Island situate in the Skye, with about 5000. Millions of Lapland Divines, Preach to his Army in Vestments of yellow Moonshine, cut into Black-patches, Endymion being Archbishop of Moffin in the Wood, and Murse's Secretary being Conductor of the Sea-Forces under-land, the Front being Cranes, the wings Tame-Wild-geese, and the Rear Quails with Brown Bills, flanked with Woodpeckers and Woodcocks, The Owl rampant being the Colours, and the Blackbird standard-bearer to his Excellency; but the Parrot is to be Trumpeter, and to have his rich Coat of the Dromedary colour, embroidered in Camel Hair, and dyed in Covenant Grey, bespotted in the feigned Tears of the hypocritical Weepers, who shed their adulterate sighs in devout watercolours hatched under the wings of Machiavel or -- &c. Well, the Eagle is perched, that I think the Devil of the Air, if he should spit Wild-fire, Gunpowder and Bullets, cannot easily dislodge him; But I have lost myself in the News, and therefore valete. Oh! Some four-legged Ships were the last Week taken by the Hurricanes, and some by the Brest Troopers in the wild of Kent, for the rest, they were all sunk in Salisbury Plain, some were gravelled in the Merlinean Stones; a sad Omen for the King of Greenland how he trades for Newcastle Coal-mines. A great Woodcock-Feast was the last Week at North-Westminster, where a she-Woodcock was pulled by a Soldade whom she promised to Marry; but a sweet fellow coming between, and presenting her with two Macaroons on each side a Naples Biscuit, they centred the Business by the leave of their Parents, who made the Reason-man the Bridegroom and excused my fellow comrade, though he were the better man; but turned out of service, by reason the sweet-fellow had furnished her with a Beaver Hat, and a Smock three mile compass; But the man of War storming her Works, made her surrender upon Articles of agreement; which was thus, That she should deliver up her Fort-Royal, with all the Breastworks, Powder and Ammunition belonging to the said Fort-Royal. That the Enemy should march out notwithstanding any Colours displayed, with Match lighted, and Plum-stones in his mouth. That upon rendition of the Fort, the Soldier should be admitted on free Quarter; and have leave to water his Nag at the Queen Mother's Ducking-pond, if the springs should chance to be dry in Plackett-well. A Youngster born under Capricorn, desires the Prayers of the Seekers in Turn-again Lane near Beech yard, forasmuch as he is much troubled in his Dreams with Badgers' Skins, and clambers (like a four-legged Welshman) over Mountains and Hills as high as Holburn conduit; he thinking such Phantasms do bode no good luck to him. A Citizen being lately to ride out of Town, overnight commanded his Maid to provide him his Boots in a readiness against Morning, she bringing them into the corner of the Chimney to Grease, after laying them down, a salt Bitch added some liquor upon them, insomuch the next day all the Dogs at Smithfield-Barres came pissing against his legs so fast, that he being afraid of drowning, returned home again in all haste, where unexpectedly he found his man patching his Wife's Side-Saddle, that stopped his journey for that time. The City-Horn-pipes, by some called the Weights, going their Rounds the other Night found divers Watches between Temple-Barr and Algate, if anyone can tell the marks of them, let them come to the Standard in Horn-Alley near Buckler's Bury and telling the marks of them, they giving some reasonable satisfaction to them that found them, they may have them again. Good morrow Peter Grievous the pitiful Glazier; it is desired thou wouldst make a new Casement to thy Wife's wicked Window. A Citizen's Wife the last Saturday, in Cheapside, seeing a Fieldfare upon a Market-Woman's Basket; Asked her what she would take for her Partridge? 'Tis not a Partridge Mistress, quoth the Market-woman, 'tis a Woodcock, and the price of it is Eight Pence if you have it. What do you talk of Eight Pence quoth Mistress Cockney; Do you think that I know not the Price of a Woodcock? I'll give you Six Pence for it, and but that it is a fine Hollow-bit for my good man that is not well, I would not give you so much. A Pudding-Wife in Spittle-fields the last Frost making Yellow-puddings with unwashed guts, as she was filling at one end of the Gut, a great Sow swallowed the other, which she drawing bark, filled up the same with dirty blood, mingled with the droppings of her Nose, and so flung them into her Kettle to be boiled Hog Keeper's Feast, kept in Nasty-lane; and what fragments they leave, are by the White-Pudding Woman in the New-Bailey to be given as Christmas Dole to that distressed and forlorn Gentleman her Husband, Mistress Easy, one of the Chicklanian housewives, allied by the mother's side to the Cabbage-woman I told you of last week, and by the Father's side, to Dick's three Sweethearts, not long since baked two Sheep's heads in a Wooden Platter; and coming home, An Old Woman the last Night, troubled with a great Cold, in coughing broke open her floodgates, from whence issued out such a stream (she having over-gorged herself at an Ale-house all day before) that the flood drowned two Houses in Cock-street, and drowned two men, a Beast, two Boys and a Girl, and quite carried Holburn-Conduit down street into Town-ditch; some say the Cucking-stool on the top of Paul's was carried into Bedlam Thames; where the Weathercock and it swoom all Night in two Feather-beds; but the truth of this I refer or suspend till next week. A Miller the same Night, having near Bow detained a Bumpkin's Wife over-long in grinding her Grist, made her husband, not only put on his yellow hose, but shave off his Beard, apparel himself like a Woman, and taking half a Bushel of Wheat on his head, trudged to Mill; but the Miller being taking Toll of his Wife, hearing one to knock at his door, run down, and seeing it to be a woman, took down his Grist, kissed her, and so led him up to Bed to his own Wife; the Miller being very joyful of his new Customer, kindly hope her off with her clothes, and pulling her into the Bed, presently fell to taking of Toll, but finding the Grain tougher than he expected, he suddenly started up, the other as nimble as he, catching hold of the Chamber-pot, so milled his face, that suddenly he lay at his mercy; his Wife hearing this unlooked for Combat lay as still as a Thief in a Mill, till the Bumpkin for the Miller's Life; and then she rose, put on her Clothes, and with her Horned Husband home did go, though to his Wealth, yet to her woe. The fructifying Saints of Sodom and Gomorrah have the last Week Petitioned against Countrymen's feasting in the City, or making Custards or White-pots, especially Devonshire or Cornishmen, that have lately so enhanced the prizes of Eggs, that the dearness thereof hath much hindered their free Trading, and made them unable to hold forth, or Exercise their gifts of Procreation. Whereas I had the last week a Story given me by a pedantical fellow, which began thus, An Essex Calf having relation to Malden, &c. You may please to take notice, That I am since better informed; that this fellow lately living with a Worthy Gentleman at Highgate, did not only in the time of his service prove himself unworthy of so Noble a Master, but having pawned a Knife, besides several other things, was thereupon thrust out of his Livelihood (as he may very well take it, since he had no place to go before he came thither) and in regard of his uncivility, his Master was pleased only to abate him out of his Wages 10. s. though he disserved him thrice so much; for these and other favours, this base Villain made me ignorantly insert in my last Week's Nocturnal the foresaid Story, which since I am much ashamed of and therefore give intimation, that though you may not know him by his Name, being Henry Cleyton, yet if you please, you may shortly see him advanced to be Overseer of the Market in Cheapside, or make his Recantation in a wooden Neckenger at the Old Exchange.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 27

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From Wedneseve, August 1. to Wedneseve, Aug. 8. 1655. That Fruit that is most ripe, should soonest gathered be, for Women all, like Apples fall, if you but shake the tree. The taking of Sancto Jago, the Island of Jamaica in the West Indies, and a further Progress made still up into the Country, to seize the Gold Mines, and the great hopes of the speedy subduing of Hispaniola and Cuba, and then we care not fear the rest. The strange and wonderful death of Mr. Parrey an Innkeeper at the Bell near Temple Bar, being a Person of honest and good repute, that being extremely troubled with gripes and pains in his belly, by the advice of the Physicians, employed one Mr Cook a Chirurgeon, who (after he had Administered Physic to him) on the 30 of July he voided downwards Twelve strange and wonderful Creatures; all of them in the form and shape of Serpents, the one being headed like a Toad, another with ears like a Horse, and a third like a Newt, the rest being in most strange and Monstrous shapes, the lesser of which are dissolved; the rest to be seen in Mr. Cook's House In Cursitor Alley near Chancery Lane; the like having not been known in England for these many hundred Years; An Example that may well mind us of the Disease of our dear Mother the Church, much pained of late in her Bowels, and hath of late voided up as many, if not more Monstrous Sects (I might say Serpents) as Quakers, Ranters, Shakers, &c. One like a Fox, another a Wolf, another a Tiger but all like the Old Serpent, Gypsies & Jugglers, that by their Witchcrafts and spawn of Errors, captivate silly souls: One of these creatures living near Uxbridge, with brother Crab, who pretended she could cure all Diseases by breathing the Spirit upon them; and some (and they no small fools neither) have made trial of her skill. O shame to the World! The last News from Cullen sayeth, That the King of Scots lately received certain sums of money of the Protestant Princes; and truly I believe (if true) it cannot choose but be a very welcome Guest unto Him; and to all other wanting Gentlemen. A false report being lately raised by the Grub-street Books, charging one Hannum a Prisoner in Newgate with the robbing the said King of Scots of his Plate; which act the said Hannum much detesteth, and for the clearing of himself from so false an imputation, hath desired these lines to be inserted. which I had form his own hand in Newgate, on Monday, Aug. 6. Be it known to the world; whereas there is an aspersion thrown on me, of robbing the King of Scots of his Plate at Cullen; I can make it appear by a hundred Witnesses, that then I was in Rotterdam (which is above two hundred miles asunder ) when the King lost his Plate, and when he had it again; The whole Court that knows me, I am certain are very sensible, that I had rather give Him Plate, than take any from him; and if it pleaseth God to spare my life, I question not, but to have the King's Letter to clear my Innocence in the robbing of His Majesty. A Leather-eared Booby that loves to live in corners, being a prick-eared pick-thank-maker, and more sauce than Pig, is the next week to be imprisoned in an Ass's skin, and for abusing his betters to be coached in a leather Wheelbarrow from Little Ease to the Bear garden, and so to be served up for the second mess to the garden Ape, and what he leaves to serve for the supper of the Blind Bear. SIR, Last Midsummer Moon, two Travellers coming to this Town to visit the Wise-men of Goatham, that preserved the spire of Grantham Steeple from being set upon St. Paul's at London, and finding no good accommodation in that Town for good liquor, were guided by an honest Innkeeper to the house of a Barbarian Tonsorian, who being a head-man of that corporation of Burnt-wood, had cried Five years for a livery Gown made of an Ox hide; the other accompanying them, was one Mr. Squirt, a pitiful Apothecary, that gave the blind Bear a Glister, and licked the Pipe clean, who were doubtless both hot shots in the Netherland service, one having his main Mast shot off by a She-Frenchman, and the other having lost his forefinger in groping for Crabs in Hackney hole; these two, to show their little wit, in their cups would needs fall to jeering our Londoners, who being better bred, and better taught, did jeer them both from good to naught, A new Bear-garden is this Week to be erected qt Temple Bar about the hour of Twelve at Night, the showing Bull is to be brought to the Stake first, with a wooden horn, and so to be honeyed over by the Astronomer that stands upon Dunstan's Dial with his Cross Staff, to take the height of all the horn-beasts that pass by, and then baited to death with Wasps and Flesh-flies; the seats are to be put into Honey-Pots, and so to be set swimming in the Kennel, and baited with Wheelbarrows. Of a milk coloured Fox, and an honest Tailor, that are preparing a Wagon with Sixty Wheels on each side; all the Cuckold-makers are to drive, the Cuckolds to Draw, and the Whoremasters to ride; They are to set out next Bartholomew Wake, and so to travel through Long Acre, to Cock and Pie Fields, and so down St. Giles's to the Ram in Smithfield; All Persons that would either Drive, Draw or ride; let them repair to the Horns in the foresaid street, near the Mare shoe, and they shall be lifted for the same purpose. If any man, Woman or Mortal between Fleet Bridge and Pintle Bar, have taken up a Sky-coloured silk Petticoat, with four silver Laces about the Skirt, a Lawn Apron laced round with a Flanders Lace and the same Lace down the middle; also a new Holland Smock marked with E.S. in the bosom; wrists & gussets wrought with pure Naples Silk, it being about four yards compass in the Skirt, let them leave word at the sign of the Turn-up Cart and four Horses in twatling Street, or at the Whip and Eggshell in Jackanapes Lane; they shall be accounted Puppies for their pains. There happened this last week two mortal frays near Aldersgate lane, between Wind and Water, where one Master hanged his maid at his door; another more cruel, Whipped his Maid with two Pennyworth of Rods, Affording her beside that whipping, many stripes with a Holly-wand, insomuch that she kept her bed for many days after, being unable to stir; the Wise Women of Clerkenwell are of opinion, that Cancer the Crab were in opposition to Virgo the Maid, Aquarius the Water-bearer being retrograde, made Pegasus come to cover the black Mare, which sight made Virgo have so favourable an Aspect, that the delight thereof made her neglect the washing of her kitchen, which was the cause that this Battle began; Some say, her Master saw something in doing that uncivil Act, that he hath been Moon-blind ever since, and it is thought will after this sight, like Actaeon, be metamorphosed into a Crablouse, SIR, Here was lately a great Match played between my Lord Hadland, Illegitimate son to blind Cupid of Holloway, and the Marquis of the Lake at Puddle Dock, who were to play four Ducks against four Water rats, for a two-penny Custard of two shilling price; but as the best Recreations are often attended with sad Accidents, so it happened here, for my Lord's Ducks taking flight in the Bag, flew not above five Foot, but they were seized on by a two legged Fox, who slyly conveyed them away, leaving my Lord in such a pelting chase, that had they not cooled his Honour in the Pond, he had doubtless sweltered in his own grease; A great suit in Law had like to have ensued thereupon, had not a loving Spaniel, that about that time had lost one of his Ears in St. Martin's Pillory happily interposed his other ear to my Lord's Eye, and so for a single Pot and a crust, took up the business; my Lord showing the Nobleness of his nature therein, rather than lurching Lawyers should take the prey, Took up his dogs, and sneaking went away. Last Saturday Aquarius a watery Sign being in conjunction with the left horn of Aries the Ram, caused a great difference between a Hay-cart and a Water-cart, who were unnaturally joining issue in the open street, which the Carter, a Western Constellation, perceiving, came presently with his Whip to part them, and at the first lash, flung the Water-cart into a Tobacco shop window, doing much execution on the Smokers' Glasses and Pipes, which occasioned such a scuffle in the Street, that all the Cripples in Lincoln's Inn Common flinging away their stilts and Crutches, came running to see what was the matter; in the meantime a nitty Tailor, that wanted fodder for his Goose, armed with Spanish Pike and Thimble, approached as if he newly came out of hell, being a hundred strong at least, and set upon the Carter, who valiantly fighting with his Whip, jerked them into an Arbitration, made the Smoker take a piece of Wood for a Tobacco Press, and the Tailor some hay for his Goose; and so ended the business. Two Gleaners last night, being Monday, coming home from Hornsey with their Gleans, were wonderful ravished near Islington (it is thought) by certain Mandrakes that sprung up in a Dry ditch near Hockly in the Hole; some Milkmaids having made the like complaint to the Archduke of Highbury Barn, he hath with all speed dispatched a Message to the City Simplers, desiring them to send out 1520 of that quality to make a Privy search through all the Ditches and Fields within ten Miles of London, that so all the Mandrakes may be destroyed, that people may pass quietly about their occasions, without being molested by such Mandrakes, which so much overcharges the City with poor Parish Children; and many times makes the big-bellied Mobs commit such unnatural Murders as they do upon their own flesh, because they know no fathers for their Children. A Mine of Gunpowder was last Night found out inn Black-Heath, for joy whereof, the Great Guns were discharges at the Pinder of Wakefield's Fort, St. Pancras' Bells, with those of Clerkenwell & St. Andrew's , striving which should exceed each other, not only in the Changes, but trawling round, make Highgate-hill skip three yards above the ground.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 63

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From Wedneseve, April. 4. to Wedneseve, April. 11. 1655. Nothing so stable as a Rock; nothing so firm as a good Conscience; labour for that, and love it well, that is the Guard 'twixt heaven and hell. The landing of General Pen with 5000 foot, and 1800 Horse on the continent beyond the Caribbean Islands, and that the Negroes flock in great multitudes unto him exclaiming much unto him of the Tyranny of their former Masters. It is reported; they are making choice of a goodly Town for a place of Refuge. The French Picaroons do commit some outrages on the Western Seas; but nothing of any great concernment, they only catching at any advantages of a single ship; but course will quickly be taken to suppress them before they do more mischief. The Examination of Col. Penruddock, and Col. Jones before His Highness in order to their Trial, and Commissioners appointed for the Trial of all those Western Gentlemen by Oyer and Terminer and Goal-delivery of the Counties of Wilts, Dorset, Somerset and Devon, and the County of the City of Exeter. The Names of the Judges going to try those that did rise in the North, are these, Justice Newdigate. Justice Nicholls. Justice Windham. Sergeant Hatton. And about 12 Gentlemen of the County. Sir Richard Maliverer, and Major Walters have made their escape out of the Prison of CHESTER. One that had been in Office, and as I hear had wilfully perjured, in passing by the Estate of a Lord, dying this Week, showed at his Death some effects of the burden of a guilty Conscience. The last News from Perpole Lane, near Hatton-Wall makes mention of a wonderful Conversion of a drunkard that happened not long since in an Ale-house, where mine Host going drunk to bed, and rising up early to go water Gut at the Small Beer Tap, he espied an Essex man murdered by a Butcher the Night before, because he would not go on all four, and so by leave of the Mistress of the House, after they had stuck him, and stripped him of his rugged Gown, inhumanly hanged him up in his shroud by the heels in the Cellar, which mine Host (as soon as he had cleared his eyes with sixes) perceiving, being ignorant how it should come there, run upstairs to his Wife in a most distracted manner, crying out, his Wife knowing the business, fell to laughing heartily at him, telling him, sure the Devil haunted him for his sin of Drunkenness, which he verily believing, was convinced in Conscience, and the Butcher early fetching away the Ghost, he hath since took it for an Example showed on him for his Cellar sins, and was happily converted from that Vice, but having formerly been right for the Smock, another judgement wrought for the best to him, for going up Cheapside early in the morning, he found a new Basket covered over with a clean Holland Napkin, which he uncovering found faire Oranges and Lemons, which he gladly receiving, carried as far as Bucklers Berry, at which time the Babe crying, he left his basket; and since hath been an enemy both to Pot and Smock. The Governor of Bell-Alley (being an honest Mutton-monger) and having purloined (for his money) a joint of one of the weather Lions in Smithfield-pens, and holding it by the rump, the last Saturday was Seven-night, as he was on his march homeward, meeting with a justle near Charter-house Lane, there happened a most dreadful fray, insomuch, that striking with the Mutton-hand, the loin took leave of the rump, which he finding, that little hold was to be taken thereof, trussed up his loins, and marching into Ding-dong Street, where he feasted himself with it; forgetting the Proverb, that sweet meat must have sour sauce, he having thoroughly basted it beforehand, it eat something dry, and therefore he resolved to forsake mutton, and feed upon Pig, to which end, having bought a Tidy-one, and bringing it home, the Sow coming that way smelled her Pig, and so carried it to suck, but hearing search to be made for it, returned it again, A Norfolk Gentleman born in Suffolk, lately going to see the Lions in Smithfield Pens, would needs have given all the silver he had (which was about nine-pence) for a two-legged mutton, called a She Lion; but the price being too dear for him, he went and borrowed so much money as made it up Hangman's wages, but the price being too little, was rejected, Mistress Bexabout, the Devil's Orator in Popping-Hole Alley, is next Tuesday to scold with a Porters Wife for a wager, three Fish-women, three Rag-women, and three Kitchen-stuff-women are to be Judges which mouths her Game best; she that that is the conqueror, is to ride through Fleet-street on a horse called a Cowl-staff, with her tippet rampant, a basen ringing before her, and a taber and Pipe at her breech, with these Verses sung before her in a Billingsgate Brawl. Three bloody Sea-fights were this Week in Salisbury-Plain, between the French and the English, where about 120 Frenchmen of War were sunk and taken, besides many rich Carracks, Argosies, Hulks, Ships, Barks, Pinnaces, Hoyghs, Drumlers, Frigates, Brigandines, Caravels, Catches, Galleys , Galleons , Galley-foists, Foists, Galley-Asses, and Asses' Galleys; I mean in Grub road, where the Cannons were heard to play very hot for the space of many days together, before the Monsieurs yielded; what Booty was got in these Vessels, you shall hear by the next Foot-post that comes from sea. There were lately certain Thieves that robbed one Parson Hilderdine, near Harley row, and after they had taken away his Money, would make him Preach a Sermon to them, which the covetous Priest (in hopes to get his money again) sit him down on a Mole-hill, and preached this Sermon in praise of Thieves. I Marvel (quoth he) that any man will despise Thievery, & think the doers thereof to be worthy of death; whereas it is a thing that cometh near to Virtue, and is used of all men of all sorts, and of all Countries, and commended & allowed of God himself; the which thing, because I cannot at large show unto you at this short warning, and in such sharp weather; I shall desire you (gentle Thieves) to take it in good part, these things which at this time come into my mind; not doubting, but you of your good Knowledge are able to add much more unto them than this that I shall say; Fortitude, stoutness of Courage, and Boldness of Mind of some men are accounted to be Virtues, which thing being granted, who is he then that will not judge Thieves to be Virtuous, for they be of all men most virtuous, most stout, most hardy, and most without fear; that it is a thing usual it appears, that not only you that beset me here now, but many other in many other Places, men, women and Children, rich and poor are daily of that Family, as Mr. Dun the Hangman of Tyburn can testify: That it is allotted by God himself; it is evident by many Stories of Scripture; for if you look into the whole Course of the Bible, you shall find that it hath been allowed of God; Jacob, when he came out of Mesopotamia, did steal his Uncle Laban's kids, the same Jacob did steal his Brother Esau's blessing, yet God said, I have chosen Jacob, and refused Esau; The Children of Israel, when they came out of Egypt, did steal the Egyptians' Jewels of Silver and Gold, and God commanded them so to do: David in the days of Abiathar the High Priest, did come into the Temple, and steal the show-bread, and yet God said, David is a man after God's own heart, Christ himself, when he was here on Earth, did take an Ass and Colt that was none of his, and you know, that God said of Him, This is my Son in whom I delight, Thus may you see how God doth delight in Thieves: but most of all, I cannot but marvel, how men can despise Thieves, whereas you in all points are like unto Christ himself, for Christ had no dwelling Place, no more have you; Christ went from Town to Town, and so do you, Christ was hated of all men but of his friends, and so are you; Christ at last was caught, and so shall you be, Christ was condemned, and so shall you be, he was hanged on the Tree, and so shall you be, he went to Hell, and so shall you do: marry but in one thing Christ & you differ; For he arose again, and ascended into heaven, and so shall you never, without God's mercy, which God grant; To whom with the Father, Son and Holy Spirit be Honour and Glory for ever and ever, Amen. The Sermon ended, they gave him his money again that they took from him, and two Shillings out of their own Purses for him to drink, for making his Sermon, and so departed from him in a friendly manner. A mighty great Frigate is to be launched next wednesday in Highgate Dock, of an incredible Burden, and so swift, that let the Wind blow where it will, yet all Weathers she sails a dog Trot, her light-footed, nimble-heeled Mariners (like so many French Lacquies, or English Morris-dancers) capering and dancing in Velvet Pumps before her; she being once rigged and manned, is to be Admiral to john Taylor's Navy of Land Ships, to Guard the narrow Seas of Hornsey from the Brest Pirates of Kentish Town, who do sometimes snap upon a Pinnace or Frigate, as she is sailing from Barnet to London; the clearing of these Coasts will very much advance the Trade of Fishing in the New Mackerel Pond, this spring, and besides that, be very commodious to the city of Islington, which is the safest Harbour for this Land Navy, who often Victual themselves with Plum-cake Biscuit, Cheesecakes, Custards and other necessary Provisions for that Voyage; who this next Summer are to go a long Voyage to Cockney-Hill, where the Natives of that continent boast to have found out a great Rock of Diamonds, to very inestimable Value, that will much enrich all the Countries thereabouts; three hundred Lapidaries and many Miners are employed upon this Service, and all the Goat's milk at North Hall, is to be sent thither to mollify and soften the same; Those Merchants that are disposed to make an Adventure thither, may have Assurance given them by the Marquis of Highbury barn, or Mount-Mill, for all such Commodities, money or men that they shall employ out upon this most hopeful and profitable Design.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 45

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From Wedneseve, July, 26, to Wedneseve, August. 3. 1654. There is no Smoke but there is some Fire; therefore I give warning to all the Sons of Darkness, by whatever Name or Title distinguished: If I Smoke your knaveries thank yourselves, and learn to be honest, you know smoke is of a subtle nature, will enter through the smallest cranny, Key-hole, or Casement, and if you take offence at him, beware your eyes, lest ye cry peceavi: if you are offended, or strike at me, you had as good beat the Air; but if you shall but blow upon me, goodbye, I can mount aloof, and scale the Azure Sky; and smoke my lines in blue Tobacco dye. The Routing of Middleton's Army, his two stoned Mares, that were his Charging Horses taken, and himself (as report sayeth) slain with his Horse under him. The taking of a Brass Piece of Ordnance (called Roaring Meg) in Long-lane in a Broker's pocket, the Prince's Arms being upon it: it was charged with Millstones; being now in the custody of the Constable that took it, the Design unknown. The advance of the Fleet from the Downs. The falling down of another part of St. Paul's Church. The great Victory obtained against the Spaniard, by the titular Duke of YORK. The great intercourse of Friendship and amity between the Scotch King, and the Queen of Sweden. A young Shameshitter near Fuccler's Bury, going the other day into the pleasant fields to enjoy Flora's Delights, as she sought to cool herself under a shady hedge, having the falling Sickness coming upon her, slid backward into a Ditch, where by chance, a young man came to comfort her, when her Fit was very strong upon her, but by the young man's help, she soon recovered; ever since she wearing green Ribbons at her elbows because that with lying along on her back in the Fit, she had worn out all her gown and elbows. There was a great Flea lately taken by Lady in a Feather-bed; he weighed 120 pound, as he was giving Fire to the Lady's Touch-hole, she awaked, and crying out, was heard of the Watch, who making all possible speed to relieve the Lady, so startled the Flea, that skipping out of the Bed, he betook himself for shelter into another Chamber; The tender hearted Lady, loath to discredit the Flea, told the Constable, that she had dreamed a fearful dream, that one was breaking into the House to steal her Jewels; and that made her cry out; the Flea was so terribly frighted at this, that never since he will come near a Lady's Bed, Two Spirits the last Night appeared to two young men as they were washing themselves in the Sluice, they appeared in the shape of naked Wenches, that so scared the young men, that their hair and flesh hath stood upright ever since, some saying, both of them are since run mad. One Upright William near Northend, in the Parish of Abbot's Langley in the County of Hertford pretending he was suddenly to marry a rich Heir, so fooled divers People of that County, both of Money, Clothes, Ribbons, Beer and other necessaries for his purpose, and so gave them the bag, and left them to laugh at one another. A wonderful Battle was this Week between a Pasty-Nuke Cook and an Army of Flies; the battle began about Seven in the morning, and so continued till about eight at Night; about noon the place where they fight was covered over with dead Carcasses in such monstrous heaps, that no Horse could pass over them; The valiant Cook played his part do well, that gorging his Enemies with that Honey which came from the man that had the swarm of Bees that light on his Fancies, and ever after voiced Honey; they eating do eagerly, that being therewith much pained in their guts or Bowels, they could not so well defend themselves, but became a Prey to their Enemy, who killed, routed and took 1569, besides 2561. Fly-Dragoons armed Cap-a-Pe, and mounted upon Maggots; these Flies are now new-rallying their scattered Forces, intending before Bartholomew Fair, to storm Pasty-Nuke. There is a new Woman-stroker come lately to Town, that being the Tenth Son, does such wonderful Cures upon Women, that the like was never known before; He strokes most of them on the Knees, and cures them of the Mother, the Convulsion Fits, the Frenzy in their twatling strings, helps Maids to their lost Maidenheads, and cures perfectly the Falling Sickness, the wambling in their wombs, and the Palsy in their tongues, the Timpany, so that they have not had it above three Quarters of a year: and many other Diseases, and rare cures incident to Women or Maids; so that the party to be Cured steadfastly believe in him; he will by no means reveal his dwelling, because of the multiplicity of his Patients which continually flock to him, He cureth the State Evil, commonly called the King's Evil, in Ten days, by stroking on the Knees, and many more strange Cures for which he will take no Money. An Embroiderer near Chalk-Cress street, is lately turned Conjurer or Necromancer, and having continual converse with the Devil, raising him up sometimes in the shape of a Rat, sometimes like a Dog, sometimes like a Cat, and sometimes like Mice, whose Devilish Tricks hath so scared his poor Wife, that she is gone away from him; not long since, carrying a Brother of his (who was minded to learn his Trade) on the Backside of Islington, where he making a Circle, after divers Ceremonies, he began to Conjure, and raised up the Devil in the likeness of a Fiery Bull, which so scared his Companion, that the Hair standing upright upon his head, he trembling, fell down to the Earth, being no better than a Madman ever since; and is now (as my Intelligence informs me) committed for a Madman, close Prisoner to Great Bedlam. A Country Dung-Carter the last week crying Green Hastings down Cow-lane, his wife riding in the Cart, and having need to make Water, and ashamed to alight down to do it in the open Streets, very mannerly opened her Floodgates upon the Peas, which hot liquor so swelled the Cods, that the Cart was not able to contain them, they throwing the Woman clean over into the Kennel with her head downwards, showing all the People a Virginny Owl, which so blinded them, that their eyes being ever after troubled with the twinkles, they could not discern their own Wives from other Women, and likewise the Women that saw this sight, could never since know their own Husbands from other men; the man not knowing what to do with his Peas, afterwards cried them, Sod Peas in the shells, and so presently uttered them all. Be it known unto all men, That I J. H. Silk-twister, do challenge any Boy in London of a Yard or three-quarters high, and no higher, That hath anything to do with a Pitiful Piece of Mortality, being a Tallow-faced wench, I do command him to desert her, or else let him provide to answer me at these Weapon following, Long Spoon and Custard. Or which can eat most Pease-Porridge. Buttered Turnips. Who can eat most dishes of Frummity in two hours' time. At Cakes & Stewed Prunes. And He that denies, or dares not Answer me at these Weapons, I will answer him at a dish of warm Milk well sopped, and he that is the Conqueror, shall that Night have a warm Clout, laid to his Breech by the Lady that was fought for, and so to be put to Bed together. A Fly, a Magpie, a Gammon of Bacon, and a Fart The Fly drinks before his Master, a Magpie doth prate and chatter, and a Gammon of Bacon is never good till it be hanged; and a Fart, when it is out, he never returns again to his own Country, no more will a Welshman: otherwise his Arms are two Trees verdant, a beam cressant, a Ladder rampant, and St. Taff Pendent. There is no Prittane so wise, that he can tell ye what the Cock crows in Welsh; read Hanwell, pag. 94. fol. 1648. My Dog and I. There was a poor captivated Seaman newly arrived, and wanting money and being in such distress, That he not knowing what to do for money, was so put to his shifts, he was enforced to do the Trick for his loving Landlady, and did his Work so well, That she gave him a quarter of Lamb, his Lodging, and the next morning a Shilling to drink his morning's draught; about which time, there was a Dog lost his stones, which afterwards were found in a Dripping-Pan near Shipton-yard. An Honest Miller at Wansworth, who never took more Toll than was his due, having his Wife (which was before barren) stroked by the Woman-stroker, she within three-quarters after was brought to bed with two gallant Boys, the very next day, his Cow calving, brought him two Claves; two days after, his Ewe yeaned two Lambs, and the very same night, his Cat Kittened two Kittens; all which virtue came from the Woman that was stroked, Prometheus is broke loose from the Mountain, and hath slain the Eagle which hath so long gnawn him, and is since fled; we hear he is arrived in Fetter-lane, in the City of NODNOL, where he intends to turn Stones into men, but Minerva hath denied to help him, and Jupiter will not suffer him to commit Burglary any more upon Heaven for Sife-engendering Fire. Pandora is sent with her Box of Curses after him, but it will be but to little purpose, for his long continuance on the Mount hath so hardened him, That his Weather-beaten sides are become almost impenetrable. There is a Humble-Bee hath challenged the Lion to the Fencing-school; the Bee hath chosen the Mouse for his second, and the Lion the Elephant: There likewise is a Cock hath Challenged a Dragon to fight with him at the Cock-pit, the Cock hath chosen the Louse to be his second, and the Dragon the Eagle, so that never was the like sport before at the Bear-Garden or Cock-pit this Hundred Years, Nor the like concourse of Royal Personages, a perfect List of whose Names followeth, The Queen of Fairyland. Cleopatra, the Egyptian Queen. Her chief Eunuch, being a maid of Honour. The King of Greenland. The Prince of Greenland. The Queen of Love. The Knight of the Son. Don Bellianus of Greece. These with their several Companies are to see these Fights, and afterwards to be invited to a banquet in the Court of Neptune, situate right under London Bridge, in the Antipodes.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 9

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From Wedneseve, Janu. 31. to Wedneseve, Febr. 7. 1655. Turn up the glass, Time's bald above, and man must run his race; but when he curbed is by Jove, he falls with great disgrace. The Gallant advance of our English Fleet towards the West Indies, being about the Tenth of January more than a Hundred Leagues beyond the Canaries; where there are Mines enough of Gold and Silver to gratify those brave minds that win them. Very great hopes of peace with France, the Articles being near agreement. Lieutenant Col. Bryan, and some other English Officers taken Prisoners in Scotland. The gallant entertainment oft he titular Duke of Gloucester at the Court of the Princess Dowager in Holland. An Ordnance for an Assessment of 60000.l. per mensem agreed upon. Gentlemen, There are at all times ready special Pills experienced for six pence apiece, to be taken two of them after the first sleep, about 3 or 4 of the Clock in the morning, which do purge away any Venomous quality that remains after the Smallpox, from the Head, Eyes or stomach, and takes away the noise in the Head and Ears, And doth work safely and speedily only downwards, not causing the Party to be sick at all, and will have done their working by 7 of the Clock in the morning, so that the Parties may go about their Occasions the next day where they please without any danger. By a Gentleman in King's Street in Covent Garden, at one Mr. Wells' House near the Church, next door to the sign of the Merchant-Tailor's Arms. This last week a notable Metal-man for all manner of uses, for Spurs for Jars, for Wars, for Drinking, for thinking, for winking and pinking, for gorging or forging, for Grid-iron and Spit, and the thing with a slit, never was any of the Cyclops of Vulcan's Forge like him. This notable Fellow, swimming from his Shop near to the River of Stinks, landed at an Elm Tree never Kingsland, where he meeting with two of the Crest of the Blacksmiths' Arms, presents at them, gives Fire, and retreats, and in firing took off the head of a Minstrel; so making great haste for Glue to set it on again, in running through the River Styx, 'tis thought he lost his Cudgel, and was taken Prisoner by Cerberus, who keeps him close Prisoner in a little Stone Prison on the back-side of Hell. Two Chambermaids are next week to read two Lectures out of Aristotle in a close stool, the Ladies of the Privy Chamber are to be her Auditory, and have leave to object against them in case they that they hold not forth the instrumental cause why Ladies should long in bed; and she that best holds forth, is to be freed from the slavery of the Close-stool, and to have a pair of her Lady's Old Silk stockings, and all her linen double-gilt, to be at the disposal of her and her heirs forever. A poor Priest in the West, being glad to Officiate his Office for 8. pounds a year; which bred so great a quarrel between him and his Pulpit, that hating one another they but seldom met but there were some Cuffs between them, the cure of Souls failing, and his upper leather wanting liquor, his greatest study was how to get a better Living, and falling short of his reckoning, being his Arts-Master, took his Hostess behind the door, and so making her promise of the next Bishopric, he by his Eloquence converted her Gleab into pasture, and put his Nag to grass in her Coppice, which she watering at pleasure, found him to pace so well, that she resolved to take Mr. Parson and his Nag to livery, and so betrothed they were, and married out of hand, Mr. Parson marrying the Widow, would no more take tithe abroad, but lay at rack and manger at home; insomuch that his Wife's Guests could not have that entertainment as formerly; Mr. Parson overseeing her with so jealous an eye, especially over a Soldier that had taken up his Quarters with her in her widowhood; which the Soldier well perceiving, would put a trick upon Mr. Parson; and so going to his Comrade, told him the business, and gave him money to tope it with Mr. Parson, which he did, and when the Parson and he were well elevated with Ale, This other Soldier grew so gracious with the Parson, That he asked him (in case he should get him a Wife) if he would marry them? Aye marry will I quoth the Priest, if it were at Midnight; if she be not an Heir have at her: No Mr. Parson, she is no heir I'll warrant you: Let her be what she will quoth the Priest, bring her, and if I do no tie you as fast as Buckle and thong, let me never drink Ale super naculum again. So after they had toped off their Liquor, the Soldier took his leave of the Jovial Parson, telling him, The next day he would not fail but bring his Lass to be married, and then we will crack a Pot, if not a dozen; Aye five dozen if you will, quoth the Parson, we'll have it for thee my Lad, and so saluting him with bonus Noctus, they parted for that bout: the next day the Soldier shaving his Comrade, dressed him up neatly in Woman's apparel, and to Church they went, where Mr. Parson was ready to entertain them, and being a dry, repeated over Matrimony as nimbly as a Schoolboy would do his Lesson, and home they go to Mr. Parson's house, his Wife having killed a Tithe Pig and a Hen for their dinner, after which, they potted so long, that Time had overslipped them so far, that it was too late to reach home for that Night; Howsoever Mr. Parson (being a man of ingenuity) wisely contrived the business thus, That Mr. Bridegroom and he would sit up and drink, and Mistress Bride and the Parson's Wife should go to bed together, till two or three o'clock in the morning, at which time the Parson's Wife should rise, and the young man go to bed to his new married Wife, and the Parson and his Wife sit up by the fire; so the time being come, Mr. Parson called up his Wife, who was very loath to rise from so good a bedfellow, yet up she must, so the young man, making himself unready, took up her warm place, but was no sooner abed, but he cried out; Oh Mr. Parson! Mr. Parson! What have you done? What have you done? The Parson hearing this outcry, run into the Chamber to see what was the matter: Oh Mr. Parson, Mr. Parson, you have utterly undone me; you have married me to a man, you have married me to a man; Oh! I am undone, I am undone. The Parson staring, as if he had been scared by a Ghost, called out to his Wife; Joan, Joan, pray speak the truth, Was it a man or no that you lay withal? Yes truly husband, quoth she, and as lusty a man as ever I lay withal in my life. Why didst thou not call, quoth the Parson? Why didst thou cry out? I had not the power, quoth she, I think he bewitched me, for I lay as it were in a trance: Oh! Quoth the Parson, I am dishonoured, Cuckolded and shamed forever: I will sue you Mr. Parson for marrying me contrary to the Act; you have married me to a man: Nay good kind Gentlemen (quoth Mr. Parson) though I have had the greatest wrong, yet to shun shame, do but conceal the business, and I will clear you of your reckoning, and give you a dozen of Ale more; which the youngsters willingly accepted, and so kindly took their leave of Mr. Parson, and his good Wife. One Tyler a Fiddler in Southwark being troubled with a base instrument to his Comfort, the last was buried in St. George's Churchyard, and the next morning making a noise in his Coffin, it being heard, he was taken up alive, having with his teeth gnawed his shroud and shirt-sleeve, and some of his own flesh; he dying two or three hours after he was taken up; some report his Wife loved another man, and that Night she buried her Husband she played a corranto on her treble Instrument with a friend of hers, A crew of merry lads meeting the other day accidentally at a Tavern, one named Mr. Nayler, in his cups often repeated this sing-song, There being in Company (though he knew it not) one Gentleman named Mr. Weaver, which being none of the tallest men, made him have a thought he might jeer upon his Name; But one of Mr. Nayler's friends commending the handsomeness of his New suit, and the richness of his Lace and trimming, he replied, The Tailor is not yet paid, and therefore, quoth he, Take a little Weaver, &c. Then the Gentleman whose name was Weaver, hearing him so often double and double his song, made reply to him after his own manner, At which conceit of him, the rest of the Company laughed very heartily, to see his unknown jest so wittily retorted. Two Sluts are to do penance next Ash Wednesday at Puddle-Dock stairs in a Dung-boat, the one for seething her husbands eggs in her own water, the other for letting fly in her husband's face, as she was straddling over him into the bed, and so blinding him. Out ugly Quean, what did she mean, her husband thus to smother. But hang her Jade, it was her trade, 'cause she did love another. There is a skill-fool man in Horsam in Sussex that is a Witch-finder, who lately found out a great Discovery in the Privy Parts of a Woman near the Flue, which proved to be a wart, which generally goes by the name of Duggs, which some say, was found to be three yards and a half, measured by an honest man; And all those that have a desire to know whether any one that hath the like impediment be Witches, or not, let them repair to the sign of the Hand and Placket in Horsam, and there they may be further certified. The Bear-garden Ape hath sent his Commission into Lapland, to raise 6000. Drills, 10000. Monkeys & 6000 Apes to garrison the Bear-garden intending this next lent to set up the Bears again; and to defend them in their ancient Privileges granted them by King Orson the first, in the Reign of Pippin the Second; so that the Butchers' Dogs may not die of a Lethargy for want of sport, some say, my Lady S--S Monkey hath made an escape out of the Piazza in Common Garden and is raising Forces in Hyde Park, but to what intent nobody knows; only some surmise, that it is to fight against the King of the Baboons Nephew, that came of the Prittish Worthies, and conquer her enemy on the cock-a-Mountains, being Shentlemen of creat valour born in Monmouthshire, and descended of creat Cadwallader, ap Evan, ap Rice, that kill all her enemy with crack on her nail.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 36

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 27. to Wedneseve, Octob. 4. 1654. Avaunt ye empty-pated Bubbles, that with mole-eyes at me do look asquint, because I write to live, and love to live in Print. This week from the Hague, the News is so various as it yields little certainty, some reporting, That they have both secluded the Prince of Orange, and Count William of Nassaw, and settled their Militia both by Sea & Land in confiding hands; others report, That the Prince established, and Count William of Nassaw chosen his Protector, and an Army suddenly to be raised, over which the Lord Craven is to be made General, and Col. Massey Major General; but the truth of reports ought rather to be suspended for a while, than too hastily believed. The Scotch King's magnificent Entertainment by the Archbishop of Collen, where he remains still, being daily Feasted, with the Princess Royal, by the Magistrates of the City of Collen. The Choosing of Alderman Peck Lord Mayor, and Alderman Allen, and Alderman Sly Sheriffs for the City of London the year ensuing. The Fleet at Plymouth waiting but for a fair wind to carry them out, will suddenly give satisfaction to the World of that great and Honourable Design they are going about; the Officers having already received their Commissions and Instructions; the Soldiers that Engagement, having already received some pay. A further examination of the death of General Middleton in Scotland, found to be but a surmise. The people of this Country eat nothing but Acorns, that makes them more strong and hearty than any People under the Cape of Heaven, insomuch as one of those People will carry a great Oak on his shoulder, though it were as much as ten Horses can draw, if our men would but do the like, it were doubtless the way to make them as strong as Giants, and longer winded than any Horses. SIR, I Beseech you to set down in your Nocturnal the Evil behaviour of my Wife towards me, who not only renounceth me, but entertaineth another at Bed and Board, threatening to have me poisoned or made away, and (as I am credibly informed) hath offered 40.s. for the same purpose; sir, I pray you to set her out to the World, that by her evil behaviour she give not ill example to other Women to do the like; She is (to give her her Character) the most subtlest Serpent in the World, being a Devil incarnate, and the subtlest at her trade of sin as ever the earth bore, or hell embraced, her head is the Devil's Anvil, to hammer out all his Designs of mischief to mankind, her mouth is Oss inferni, the mouth of Hell, from whence issueth all those sulphurous flames of dissention, that would set not only friends but stones together by the ears, he that is taken in her Ginn, is as sure at last to come to Poverty, and Diseases (if he escape the Gallows) as the Pitcher is to come broke (or burnt) home: She is neither friend nor honest to any living, except Justices' Clerks, or Jailers that will make her honest against her will. Last Night in a creat pig house appeared to her in her Dream a Vision of all her Pedigree; Her Sister Maad ap Shinkin ap Shone, ap Rice, ap Evan, ap Winnee, ap Owen ap Gwyn, appeared to her in likeness of a Prittish Eagle, give her in one hand a creat piece of green Cheese toasted in the Moon, and in her other hand a bunch of Leek, and from her Fundament 3 drops of her Mercy, which her receive with all her heart, and then her Sister told her, That two Moles should carry away all the pig Mountains out of Wales, and place them on Salisbury plain, near to the place where her good Cousin Merlin had placed the stones that her prought from Ireland; and the said two Moles should look one toward the East, and the other toward the South and call to them two ploody Lions, that her good Cousin Arice Evans should conduct to the place aforesaid, where those two creat Lions should join in Confederacy with the two Moles, who should in the Night-time undermine a Vault from Salisbury plain to London, and so blow up the Thames and drown the City. A Packet of Letters were this Week taken by a Land-Fisherman in the maw of a Red Herring, intimating, that the King of Greenland hath for three quarters of a Year banished all Christians out of his Dominions, and is new rigging an invincible Navy of Ships to fetch over all the Coal pits from Newcastle into that Cold climate; which Design he much glorieth in, thinking by those Coal pits to make such provision for firing this Winter, that may dispel all those thick and heavy Clouds which occasion the coldnesse of his Country, which much stoppeth the bodies of those People, and maketh them so heavy, that the body of one native Greenlander outweigheth ten of an Englishman's, they being so dull and sleepy, that most commonly they sleep all the Summer, and about their Cuckoo-time, being about three weeks after our Michaelmas, they awake again, and so go to their Husbandry for Provisions the nest Winter following; By the largeness of their Bears' Skins, insomuch as they are far larger and bigger than our Bears' Skins here, so must needs be the People of that Country; from whence (as the Grub-street Philosophers report) cam that great Giant which was lodged in the George Stables in King's Street about this time Twelvemonth, and as some report, bit off his Keeper's Hand that fed him. Three Wild Oxen were last night taken in a Mousetrap on the head of a Tree in Smithfield, by the Keeper of Cuckold's Pound, the biggest of them, finding himself entrapped slunk Calf, and so being sick, was sold to a Pasty Nook Cook, who the last Sunday roasted him instead of City Pork fed with dead dogs, and the Grounds of strong-waters, to infect People with Diseases; it is great pity that those beastly-feeding Gadarines were not according to the Act (this time of Plenty) banished the City, and suburbs, many making it now a Trade, in corners of the City to fat Swine, with stinking Carrion, able not only to infect the City, but poison half the People. This kind of Pork is so flashy, that it will not take salt; the Lord knows how many have been poisoned with eating thereof; it is a common custom of these Hog-keepers (especially in Chick-lane Alleys) to turn out an old cunning Sow, with 6 or seven Shotes, or young Parklings after her every Night, that she may learn them the way to the Dunghills, running their rounds from one Miskin to another, to devour up all manner of poisonous filth, as readily as an old Bribed Watchman will go to visit a reverend Bawd for his morning's Drink; or a corrupt Parrator visit an unlicensed Ale-Wife for his Fee. A strange Miracle happened lately at Uburst in Surrey, where over a Coppice or Wood, it rained down white Wheat in great abundance, but far more pure than ours, many of the lowest sprays or shrubs in the said Wood, being covered over with the same. This is verified by a Letter from an able hand to be no fiction, but a real Truth; justified by divers Husbandmen at work thereabouts, but only three sufficient men were witnesses that were at work in the said Wood, namely, John Woodward. Wil. Summer. And one Morrall. Besides some Gentlemen of that Country, that gathered of the said grain, and made bread thereof, which relished very sweet and pleasant; Indeed we have no great plenty of all things but thankfulness, yet many for all that murmur, some having too much, some too little, yet no content to either, when indeed if we could rest content in what condition soever we were, we should doubtless be furnished with so much grace, as to be thankful to the Almighty Providence for a little, and so we may gain more, and not like those better fed then taught, in fullness of bread, kick against heaven, for showering down her Blessings upon such ungrateful Wretches, the farmer murmuring that Corn is too cheap, to afford him money enough to pay his Rent; and the Landlord thinking that the greater increase, the more Rent he should have for his Farm, and so we surfeit amidst of Plenty, though (like the Prodigal) we deserve not the Crumbs that fall, &c. But I am too serious. Yet I cannot choose but speak, lest the stones rise up against me; Remember Germany, (the Paradise of the world as well as England the Garden) how soon it became a barren Wilderness, and the very Cave of Famine! that the living Son was to feed on the Carcass of his dead Father. Yet our Butchers (rather than sell to the poor at a reasonable rate) will keep their meat till it stinks, and then send it away in the Night by whole Wheelbarrow fulls to Dogs and Swine. SIR, The last of September, at Colchester, not from the place where the last year the great fight of the Dogs was, there happened a wonderful accident worthy the admiration of all men living; thus it was, Two Woods about 6 miles asunder, the one being a Coppice containing some 5 Acres, the other a Wood of about Twenty-four Acres, both which woods in one Night moved and met one another in battle Array, divided their Trees into squadrons, wings and Reserves, and about Midnight were heard by divers Inhabitants Drums, trumpets and Ordnance to play on both sides; which continued the space of three hours or thereabouts, with great fury & eagerness, and between Three and four in the morning, sounded retreats, and orderly retired to their places again, leaving behind them on the Place divers Arms of trees cut and hacked off, and some Trees cut off by the middle, which the poor People the next day gathered up, and carried home for their Winter firing; the most of the Trees that were destroyed were Nut trees, which makes some be of opinion, that the ✠ Devil ✠ went that Night a Nutting; as he used to do formerly on Holy Rood Day; some report also of Flying Oysters that build like Birds in Hedges and Bushes; another Old Wives' Story speaks of a Bull that calved in the head of an Ashen-tree near Horn-Church; but for my own part, I can hardly give credence to the idle suggestions of addle Heads.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 18

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 12. to Wedneseve, Sep. 19. 1655. So-ho -- the Game is roused, the Dogs do mouth it high, the Echoes round, do tear the ground, and rend the sparkling Sky. The gallant Resolution of Gen. Blake to fight with the Spanish Armada. A bloody fight between the King of Poland and the King of Swedeland, who had the day, and Cracovia and Warsovia surrendered unto him. Hannum the great Thief that escaped out of Newgate, retaken about Grayes in Essex, and brought as far as Newgate Market, and there escaped. A pitiful Poetaster having lost his Friend (or Mistress) to show his skill in Poesy, writ on her this Elegy following. Jo.W. The She-Commons of Cock-street sat very close last Night, about building a new Causey up the Thames, from Cuckolds' Haven to London, upon boards of Cork that may reach to Trigg-stairs; all the Gravel-carriers are Pressed to carry Gravel to make the Causey, that four men abreast may march upon it; this work being to be finished against next St. Luke's Day, that the Cuckolds' new Wagon may be drawn a Processioning to the horned Pillar, 600. Cuckolds are to Draw, two Hundred Cuckold-makers to ride, and the Wittalls to hang on; those that are Masters of their Wives, and neither Cuckolds nor Wittalls, are to drive the Wagon, those that are Henpecked by their Wives, are to go in the Thills, the City Horn-pipes before them, and after them the Horners of Petticoat Lane, and in this posture are they to march all along backward and forward on the Causey; many rare Waterworks being already prepared to grace this horned Solemnity. A great noise is made this Week by the mad merry Moon-men of Great Bedlam; concerning the Apparition of a new Barn, in a Place near Hereford, with some bugs'-words spoke by a Spirit of the Buttery, which though I want faith to believe it, which hundreds may have, I have here inserted it, as it came in the last Letters by the blind foot-post of Kilpec, the Contents followeth. SIR, There is in this City a great rumour of a very strange and wonderful Apparition, that appeared to one William Morgan living at a little Cottage between Hereford and Lidbury, which strikes great amazement in many that beheld the same; the truth whereof (according to the common report of the People) is as followeth; On the Fifteenth day of July last, being Sunday, and St. Swithin's day, John Rogers, servant to William Morgan, who kept a small Farm near the said Cottage, having on Sunday at Night folded his Sheep in a Field near the Highway side, he departed homeward, and by the way meeting with his Master, he demanding of him, If he had folded his sheep? He answered yes; It is like to be a great Storm tonight, quoth his Mr. Therefore let us go back and unfold them again, they must not lie there this Night, and so going back to unfold them, coming to the field, in place of the Sheep-fold was erected a new and spacious Barn, which made them both so amazed, that they could not quickly recollect their senses, but after a time, John Rogers being of an undaunted courage, casting up his eyes to heaven, recommending himself into the Protection of the Most High, resolved whatever betide him, to enter the Barn, which he did, and was no sooner entered, but he beheld these Wonders following; First he saw Seven large and stately Rooms, wherein were several sorts of Grain; The first Room he entered in, was exceedingly goodly Wheat, purely winnowed; the second Room he entered, was filled with Mislin, Barley and Oats; the third Room was full of Lentils, Peas, and Beans; The fourth nothing but Tares; the Fifth room he entered, did seem a Pool of Blood; wherein stood many men up to the necks in blood; the sixth Room was full of Skulls and dead men's bones; But entering the Seventh room he saw a Warlike Gentleman in bright and glistening Armour, holding a flaming sword in his right hand, at which sight, the said Rogers was exceedingly amazed, Till the man bid him go call in his master for he would reveal all the meaning of the Vision unto them two; which he had no sooner called in to him, but the Spirit spake these words following, The room which thou first camest into, filled up with goodly Wheat, signifieth a year of great plenty of Corn, which is in the Year 1655. The second Room wherein was the Mislin, Barley and Oats, betokeneth a great scarcity of Wheat, which will be 1656. The third Room wherein was Lentils, Peas and Beans, showeth there will be a great Dearth come upon all manner of Corn and Grain, 1657, The fourth room wherein was nothing but lean Fitches, and hungry Tares, foretelleth a great Famine to come upon the Inhabitants of the Land, 1658. The fifth Room wherein you see the Pool of blood signifieth a great and terrible Plague, which will come upon the World, and destroy the Inhabitants thereof for their Pride, and Rebellion against the Almighty LORD, and King of Heaven & Earth, which will happen in the Year, 1659. And lastly the sixth Room wherein you see nothing but the Bones & Skulls of dead men, betokeneth much bloodshed and slaughter amongst all the Nations of the Christian World, in the Year, 1660. These words being spoken by the Spirit, Mr. William Morgan, and his man John Rogers departed, and returning out of the Barn, many People being coming home, that had passed that way in the morning, stood admiring to see so fair a Barn reared so suddenly in that place; but whilst they were telling these Passengers what they had seen and heard, presently after the Spirit vanished away, and the Barn was seen no more. But whether this were not a two-legged Barn, is the question? begot rather by Fancy, than any real Truth, else my Gaffer Church-wardens would not be ashamed of their Christian Names in the justification thereof. So great A Flood happened last week, that the Windmill on Hampstead-heath was covered all over with Water; many Cows, Sheep and Oxen were carried quite over Paul's Steeple in the stream, with great store of Hay, Peas and Beans carried in a full stream quite over Highgate hill, where were heard most hideous Cries and shrieks of poor sucking men and women that lay floating up and down in their Cradles, quite over Houses and Trees, yet not one of them drowned. The MERETRIX, laden with Virginia Glister-pipes, and Greenland hawks. The Page, a Fire-ship, laden with French Crinkums, bound from Ratliff Road to Porta Nova. The PREPUSE, a Pinnace laden with Greenland Strong-Waters, and knit Tobacco-Boxes. The Cock-boat of Islington, laden with Iron Milking-Pails. The MERCURY of Hornsy, laden with Horn Nightcaps, and Whitleather Hats. The LERRY-POOP, a Tottenham court Frigate laden with Glass Ordnance, and North-Country Sugar. The Watford REFORMATION, laden with Tub-preachers, and holy Sisters. The HEMPSTEAD Frigate, laden with DIPPERS, and QUAKERS. The St. ALBAN'S QUACK, laden with hempen Antidotes, and Linen Glister-Pipes. The Kentish-Town Katch, laden with Wooden Fire-forks. The Players at the Red-bull, and all the Jack-Puddings of Southwark Fair, last Friday lifted themselves for Soldiers, a little after, a great Rout was given, some Prisoners taken, which presently paying their Ransoms, were released. The She-Commons put out an Act this Week, for destroying of Crab-lice, &c. many of their Members being wonderly tormented with the same; they being Voted Vermin, were Ordered by a Close Committee, to be drowned on the brink of Placket-Well, Some of the merry ranting Mobs of Ratliffe Highway, going not long since to Southwark Fair to eat Pork, are now with Pig; some say they have got a Surfeit, others think they are possessed with the Devil, which was in the Swine's Flesh, and so they are all drowned in the wicked lake of Blackman-street.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 69

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From Wedneseve, Nov. 15. to Wedneseve, Novemb. 22. 1654. Stand clear my lads, here comes a show; Good morrow Cuckolds all a-row; thus go the merry Bells of Bow, Good morrow Cuckolds all-a-row. Skinks-Sconce was the last week delivered up upon Articles to Seignior Valdaura Radarius, General to the K. of Leydon; much Arms, Powder, Shot, Silver, Gold and Jewels was in that impregnable Sconce; the conditions of the Articles exact the next week. The desperate and bloody determination of General Middleton in Scotland, to burn, kill, destroy and consume all that will not come in unto him, both Men, women, Children, and Mortals. The Scotch King's residence still at Collen, with the many great Presents sent him by divers Princes and Potentates. With a great Fire at Newcastle, and another at Amsterdam. The wonderful Witchcraft exercised on the body of one Karnell the Foot-post of Bridge-water, they making him fly in the Air 10 Days together, crying out, Bread, bread, bread, to the great astonishment of all that heard him; at last falling down stark dead near Charde, above 30 Miles from the place where they first took him up into the Air. A Great Wind the other Night blew down Shooter's Hill, three mile underground, and killed in the fall about 600 white Crows, 20 black Swans, 4 Phoenixes, two Eagles and a flock of Seagulls that were feeding just under the Hill as it fell down; under the foot of it was found part of the Tower of Babel brought thither by the Deluge, there being engraven on it certain Characters in the Kentish Language, which are since brought up to London to be Interpreted, wherein it is thought are contained, Three West Country Foot Posts are this week gone to Newcastle to Convoy up to London 3465 flying Wheelbarrows laden with Sea-Coals, which will be Smoking News to all the Chimneys and Chimney-Corners in Nodnol-shire. Two Maidenheads were this Week smothered between the sheets of Snow in the Night near Hackney, the Party that did this murder, is supposed to be a Squire of the Turnip cart; and ever since cries in the open streets Turnips hoo, Turnips hoo, Two Hermaphrodites were discovered the other Night by a blind Midwife, at a Gossiping in Middlesex, where after a Lecture in the Aratinean Language, read by a dumb Gossip of Holloway, they came to the end of the business, and so fell to the Doctrines and Uses of Procreation and Generation, which was so learnedly held forth by her, that all the rest of the Gossips much admiring at the profundity of her understanding, have chosen her to be Matron-Searcher of Placeto between the Hams, that no young married couples may hereafter be matched, till they first be approved by the Matron Searcher, or her Deputies, and found sufficient in their abilities to Exercise in that Art, for the increase of the Saints these fructifying times of generation. Two cross-legged Creatures called Sutorians, having a great mind to learn the right Art of Preaching, would the other day needs go to the Red-Bull to learn speech and Action of the Players before they come to Exercise or hold forth. A Wood-street Varlet meeting his Familiar by chance, caught him fast hold on the hair of his Poll, and so pulling him into a Tupping-School, proved himself a true Catch-poll, where in cracking a Pot, and spicing it with his Mace, he to pass away time, up and told him, That he being sent to Arrest a lusty Smith in Thames street that was newly married to an Ale-wife, he and his setter entering the House, found Vulcan hard at work upon Venus' Anvil, no whit daunted at the terribleness of the Sergeant's Mace, she would not suffer him to budge an inch till he had done his work, A great Sea-fight happened lately amongst a Company of land Troopers, as they were playing at Whisk for Ale and Tobacco, a She-Pinnace discharging a Full-Pot, which sorely wounded one of the four Knaves in the Head, and scared the rest, that for fear of a second shot, they all flung up their Cards, and betook themselves to their heels for safety; One Sancho the King of Spades was burned much by a Hand Grenade, which endangered the whole stock, when the Pinnace began first to grapple with them; had not Clubs been Trumps, and the rest Shuffled away; much more mischief had been done among the Courtiers, the Queens, crying out Murder, Murder, were rescued by the valiant Tapster, who hid them till the fight was over, two Spades made their own Graves on the Place, and one Dye-man breathed his last on the cold Earth, yet we lost but the seventh part of a Man, which was taken Prisoner and committed to sit cross-legged over Hell during his life. Two Lawyers are to fight for a Bribe in a Law-Case at Westminster-Hall, the on hath chosen Littleton to be his Second, the other Ignoramus his Country Client, they are to fight open-handed, and he that without Demur gives the first hit, is to have a double Fee, and to be warranted the Day, the other to be blindfolded in his Buckrum Bag, and so led up to his Trial before Astrea, where he is to be degraded of his Conscience, and debarred from the society of his Good Angel till the first return of Trinity Term come two year, happening in 346. at which time he is (after his tail is Docked) to be tongue-tied, and so to be pitched under the Bar, without any further Motion or Pleading for himself. This week 30 Usurers, and 60 Brokers have contracted with the Devil for the mortgage of their foul, binding themselves punctually to keep Covenants with him to a Day, or else quietly to permit him to take the forfeitures thereof, so he suffer them to go on in their Black Art of dishonesty, and sweetly to relish their mischievous Mystery of Iniquity, and decoy their Customers apace into their Nets, which consist commonly of giddy-brained Heirs, Thieves, Bawds, Cutpurses, and the scum and Rascality of the People, who rob to support these receivers (as bad as themselves) if not far worse. The last frosty Morning, a Ladd setting a Pitfall to catch Lobsters, by chance got 6 fat Oxen in the Pitfall, and a female Bull-calf, which he intended to make merry at Christmas withal, had not the right owners prevented him; who knowing his Cattle, seized on them, and put them to grass in Dagnum Breach, and to be fothered by the Fishermen of Barkin, and the next spring, to be killed to victual the New Vessel called The BOBBERS' Delight, against their next Summer's Expedition to kill Whales in Hackney Marsh, the guts and garbage are to be brought back to Greenwich to bait hooks for Sea-Bears, that in the great Fishpond on the top of Windsor Castle, are in such abundance, that they cannot be numbered by the best Arithmetician. Their Skins are to make them Leathern Nets, and their Horns Harping-Irons, their Heads, and all the rest of the Fees are to be made into Venison Pasties, and so baked for their next Feast. Raphael Desmus the Nocturnal Almanac-maker, the last week Whelped a young Phantasme, which is Christened The Welsh Almanac , A Lancashire Pagan, the Son of a Horn-pipe, coming out of a Shipyard Wood into Alderman street, espying the Alderman of Muzzle-hill in his Fur Gown, as he was Exercising in a Tub in a Cloth-presser's Warehouse near the Conduit, had no more discretion nor manners in him, but before all the Congregation, to call that grave reverend Middlesex Gentleman, Hertfordshire Hedgehog, and said moreover, He was a direct URCHIN; which uncivil language hath so offended the Alderman, that he hath made complaint against him to Justice Brook and Justice Badger his near kinsmen, who it is thought will adjudge him for his ignorance, if not to be cut of the simples, to have both his Eyes pissed out by the Tankard-women: the said Mr. Grey, Alderman of Muzzle-hill, lying near the Conduit in Alderman-bury aforesaid, being a Furrier by Trade, will give three-pence a Dozen more for Coney Skins, than any other Furrier in London; he also Clothes any Menservants by the year, taking no money in hand, till they have tried the goodness of his Cloth; And if any be desirous to go to New England, Barbados, Permodus, or any Country, he will furnish them with shipping, Provisions for their Journey, Tools for their Trades, and what moneys or other Commodities they need, not requiring the same again till they have settled themselves in their several Trades, and are able to pay him back; Those that have occasion to speak with him, may find him constantly at his lodging between 2 and 4. in the after-noon, unless upon urgent occasions; his Lodging being at the corner shop next the Conduit.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 25

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From Wedneseve, July 18. to Wedneseve, July. 25. 1655. How powerful's Fancy? swift as thought, that in an instant may, post through the Skies to Paradise, quote through the Milky Way. Gen. Blake's going from Cadiz into the Straits, and the great fear of the Spaniard in losing of their Silver-Fleet; it being since certified by Letters, that seven of their best Ships are taken, and five sunk, and the rest now in Chase. A Rendezvous of divers English Nobility and Gentry at Heydleburgh, where a Remonstrance containing sundry Applications and Addresses to the King of Sweden, the King of Denmark, and the German Princes, were said to be read, and well resented of them. The Duke of York expected at Collen, whither much concourse of Gentlemen do daily resort. A Lady-ship was the last Night lost by a Brest man-of-War in Chick Lane, some say she was sunk by a ship from Cock and Pie Fields, but the jig of this jest shall remain in obscurity till the next Week, and then the Riddle may be unfolded. Two Bubby Mobs, going the other day to eat a dish of Pickled Herrings, had no less than 30, being two inches broad in the back; three Bunches of Onions, four Cucumbers, 3 Quarts of Oil, and to Ounces of Pepper; after which, they drank two Tubbs of Ale; one of them letting Fly drowned Six Windmills upon Harrow the Hill, and carried away with the Flood 16 Load of Hay, and forty Sheep, that are now at Grass on Cockney-Hill; the next day two Scavengers came with their Dung-Boats from Islington Dock to farm the dung that came from them; which is to store the Ducking Pond with Red Sprats. SIR, There lately happened lately a strange Plot between a pitiful Tailor and his Goose, the Goose having been a dabbling in a Brewer's Malt Pond, and coming home a little Bubby, he made no more ado, but finding the Goose in her dead sleep, he despitefully took his Shears, and cut off her Tail, A Woeful Weaver, having a mind to humour the proud Peacock his Wife, bought her a Toffety Gown and a Petticoat laced with Gold and silver Lace; a while after, going abroad in Company, and spending but his three Pence, she threatening to cut his throat, drove him to such a fear, that the next Night, he would have drowned himself. An old Rat in Little Britain was lately taken eating of Cheese, but the old Proverb being accounted Apocryphal, he is the more excusable, and doing it for hunger more than Love, is to be referred to the She-Commons in Cock-street, who are to examine the Business, and to report the same back to the whole House next St. Thomasin's Day. A young City Bobber the other day being making his brags of his great skill in Fishing, and being asked what Fish bit the best, he made answer Oysters, for quoth he, I went to a Pond at Hackney last great Thunder, where I caught above a bushel and a half of Oysters in less than half an hour; I demanding of him what he baited his hook with? He told me with Flies, but demanding what Countryman he was, he answered (Essex,) by which I understood him to be one of that breed that came out of the Isle of Scilly whose mother was suckled in the same Town, where Mr. Simpleton committed that huge mistake, in bringing up Mr. Galloway for the D. of Gloucester, but inquiring further into his Family, I found him to be Niece to the fat Excise-man, that took the wit upon him (as he was a horseback in the Air) seeing this picture of T. Ts. Father with his long Pole at Bow-bridge, bobbing for salt Eels, demanded what he fished for? the old bobber impatient in his sport, told him, For a Devil, Prithee what dost thou bait thy hook withal? with an Excise-man replied the Bobber. Last Monday many Fleas were Executed, by the craft of a stale Chambermaid in Sodom; the Matrons of Dog-yard Petitioned the Trappanners and Hectors to make a privy search through all their honest Houses for a pure maid of about 19. that had had a Bastard at 13. and if they found any such creature, to bring word to the Duchess of Hyderrydan, near Muzzle-hill, two mile on this side Holloway, and they shall be accounted Puppies for their pains. The News from the last Foot-post that was brought by six charging Flanders Mares at Banisters stairs near the devil's Neckenger right against Black-fryers, of six Women-Washers, that were discovered by an honest young man in the Air, Their Flood-gates being set open, made such a great noise, that all the Neighbours thought that the Town Bull had broke loose from the Bear-garden, to lay their heat without water, or to cool the courage of all their Husbands Bulldogs that pinch him by the Horns; The last play-day but one; this woman was in such a great fright that giving a handful of Half-crown Pieces into her Neighbour's hand, she hath ever since been casting up her memory what became of them: one of the other lost her Civet-box, and the last lost her Two pence, by which the Plot was found out. This day, being Monday, was Execution, three poor thieves were hanged, and one Hannum an Old rich Thief preserved for breed. There is an Innkeeper near the Devil of St. Dunstan's, at the Picture of the fallen Saint near Temple Bar, sometime an Ostler at Bond Stables, being acquainted with horse-coursers, and therefore needs no Broker; because he would be in the same livery with his Dog Fuddle, would put himself into the like garb, yet because he would be thought to belong to the Politics; he wrapped himself in a Fox's Skin, and would be thought (since the Grand-Juggler, alias Weeper took his Journey from Oxford on an Embassy to Pluto) to be heir apparent to his Virtues. A certain Inward man, being a neighbour to Tripes, and need not to be blazed beyond the Star between Chick-lane and Field-Alley, the last Sunday was Seven-night, was so angry because he could find none transgressing the Sabbath, that eh coming home hoof-mad, missing his Wife, made bold to dispense with shedding blood so far, that he forfeited a little after Ten Groats in despite of her lips; but he being a Plum Quince in the Warden's Pie of Tandrows, was a law sufficient for himself, Three Citizens' Wives having husbands troubled with the Yellows, and knowing them to be good Kentish Codling, would needs undertake to cure them, and going to Rot-um a Codding, were so replenished with the Blessing of , &c. that by a Nocturnal Lecture from a Powerful Exercise in the middle Region, they returned with their lap fulls of green Hastings, and though they were the week before counted barren fig trees, and their husbands ready to be warned into Fumblers' hall, yet ever since they have been a Codding, the Saints in Bloomsbury do count them for Fruitful Vines. The last News from the narrow Seas of Walbrooke, near Dow-gate Hill, a little on this side Billingsgate, is as followeth. SIR, The last great Rain, such a Spring Tide arose in the Town ditch, that it run with that vehemence, that it carried the Tale of a Tub, with the bottom out, three mile over London Bridge, and beat an Angel out of one of the Boys' Pockets that held the Anchor of the old Swan Frigate, and overturned three Oyster-ships and a Wherry beyond St. George's Church Road; a land Frigate that lay at Rode in the Harbour was by that stream carried up to the top of Paul's Steeple, where the Cripple that stole the golden Weathercock was embarked for the Windmill in Loathbury, to fetch home Jason's Fleece, whilst Medea was spinning of Charcoal for next Bartholomew Fair. Of Thirty three and Fifty five Female mortals, that in watering their Gardens, the ground presently after became so fruitful, that the next day there sprung up Three hundred Monkeys, and five Wagonloads of Fleas; And it was Ordered by the Dunghill-rakers of Highberry Barn, to carry them to the Brick-hills, three mile on this side Killburn, which is to be buried in the Sand-pits, and there to be covered with Three thousand and Fifty five loads of Flounder Skins. The last News next brought by the Foot-Post of Greenland, makes mention of a Welsh Cannon that was charged with Two hundred Bushels of Duck-eggs; And the Execution was so great, that it split three Bars of Iron of a Foot and a half thick; And blew a pitiful Weasel, cage and all to St. Alban's. True News from the back-side of St Clements Danes, of a Water Rat taken in a Baker's Oven, three yards within a Meal-sack, He standing in the Pillory for his faults; and after was to be carried into Sodom and Gomorrah, where he was to be dipped with the heat of their sins, and then to dye for the credit of all Pillory Bakers.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 61

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From Wedneseve, March 21. to Wedneseve, March. 28. 1655. Ha, ha, ha, suppose a man is born in 23, ere 96, pray where is he? He's most wise, who falls to rise; but Lucifer must -- never stir &c. The great report of the Scots King being taken, now appears, that many that wished it so were mistaken; that he was in the Field of Marston Moor is certain, but staid there no longer than Sir Richard Maliverer came to him, declaring, That their Design, of taking York & Newcastle was discovered, and that their expectation of 5000. to have embodied , were prevented, whereupon they dispersed themselves several ways, some towards Leeds, and Halifax, others toward Rippon and Richmond, some towards Cawood and Selby, and some towards Sunderland, amongst whom the King of Scots is said to be one, who having taken Shipping, is since landed in Holland or else in France. The landing of the English at Montserrat, and after some opposition by the Natives, and others, their becoming Masters of three Forts and Islands; but there is yet no certain confirmation of this News. Many Quakers are seen every day walking London streets almost stark naked, in the daytime; amongst the rest, one Mr. Murford a Quaker attended some hours at Whitehall barefoot, and bare-headed, But being brought before His Highness, he said; The Saints are abused, and thou must right us: The World is proud, but thou must abase and humble it; and, quoth he, We the spiritual and self-denying People are vilified, but thou must right us from being wronged. And so without moving his hat, he departed. Mr. Rogers, Prisoner at Lambeth House, Preacheth every Sunday through the Prison grates, and great concourse of People flock to hear him. Letters from York certify, that the City is full of Cavalier Prisoners, who are some of them Persons of Eminency; The Earle of Newcastle, the Lord Wilmot, and the chief of them are got off to Sea. A Great Gossiping being the other day in Thames-street, they having amongst their other cheer a Goat Pie, which by reason the Sign was in Capricorn at the time of the eating thereof, the Women are ever since so rantipoll, that their Husbands cannot sleep in quiet for them; they being so lusty, that they run over Broom-men, Dray-men, Tinkers, Porters and the meanest Mechanics, their Concupiscence being so powerful in the Middle Region, that they will take no denial, they can never since keep their Houses, but Rant and Tear the ground, going one day to one place, and another day to another, drinking, revelling, dancing and singing as if the World were their own; two of them going a clicketting the other day into Greenwich Park with two Cousins (as they called them) added the Branchers to their husbands' crest, and afterwards, coming home, to excuse, as well as to set a grace on the business, went and bought Rosemary Diet Bread and Sugar-Plums, so sweetening up the poor Cuckolds their Husbands, telling them they had been at a Burial. The Hyderry Dans, a Giant People, the Sons of the Pygmies, finding their Land in great peril of the Cranes, have hired 50000. Pismires armed Cap a pea in armour of Proof, thinking thereby not only to defend themselves from the fury of the Cranes, who threaten their destruction, but to offend their Enemies the Bobadilloes, another enemy of the Hyderry Dans, who are a bordering Nation so subtle, that no man living can withstand their craft, and so treacherous, that no man may trust or believe them, though they swear never so solemnly; They are a Nation bold and resolute, hardy and Valiant in fight, and that never thrive better than by Wars and contention; What they get, they never part withal again, and strive still to increase their riches and Pomp, though by never so indirect ways; their Pride so much abounding, that no people under Heaven are comparable to them for outward show nor inward craft; their Religion is that which they most fancy, be it what it will, Either a Woman, or any brute Beast, Bird, Plant or Flower, which they worship as their god, especially Gold, which they honour above all things; they are of dainty fare, but not given much to Drunkenness; of the success of these Hyderry Dans, you will understand more by the next Post from the Antipodes. The Women Smokers, termed The Ladies of the Pipe, this Week met at their Club in Long-Acre, where they Voted down all Pipes twice burnt, and sophisticated Tobacco that is over-dried; something being debated amongst them about the putting down of Snuffing Powder, being a great enemy to their trading; After they had taken two or three Pipes round, they all spent their judgement of the smoke, one said it was a Pipe of rich Spanish, another said it was a good sort of Virginia, the third swore it was Varinus, nay quoth the Fourth, 'tis Barbados, sure enough; 'Tis no better than Mundungus, quoth another, and so began a dangerous Brawl amongst them, that lasted some three long hours; but Tar-Nose Kate, who was an old Smoker, who had lost the pommel of her face in the Venetian Wars, nosing a Pipe, said it had taken salt Water in the Roll, and so had lost the scent, to which they partly accorded; but before they could agree, they resolved to send for Sue Puff out of Dog-Yard, a Lady of a quick scent, to give her judgement therein; but she smoking the business, said it was English Tobacco mixed with Piss, and rotten Prunes, to which they agreed, and so calling in for their three pence apiece to wet their Whistles, they broke up the Club, and departed satisfied. The last News from Mount Mill, certify, That that invincible Fort is strongly besieged by the Croakers who have entrenched themselves in great numbers around about, increasing every day more and more in the Ditches from Holloway to that Fort; some Scouts have been sent out to view how they lie, who bring word back that they are Water Soldiers, most of them clad in yellow Coats, and can fight as well in Water as on land, they are all footmen, and never a Horseman amongst them; being very active in leaping; they are a kind of Square-heads of a very bard language that few or none can understand what they say; nor what weapons they use; but for their dexterity in swimming, no Dutchman can come nigh them; great numbers of them are entrenched in Ditches and Ponds, displaying their chequered Colours on the Waters, as the same Soldiers do on land; What this may come to in time, the Old Philosophers can better resolve you then Fumigosus. The Devil last Sunday being affrighted by the Saints, betook himself to the safety of a Cellar in Islington, while the warfare was past, at which time, the Devil vanished through a back door, and being in his proper Element the Air, he was in his own Dominion, where he boasted his freedom, There were the other Night seen a muster of Rats, which went from one House to another, calling out their Company, marching dreadless of fear through the streets but one Rat more drunk than the rest, afraid the Design was too dangerous, smelling strong Ale, and some She-Rats that were busy about it in a Cellar, was (as he thought the next day) plundered of the Key of his Wife's Wicked door, besides his holiday Gloves, and so turned Westward after his Companions, but coming to Pintle Bar, notwithstanding stumbled into Sheer-street, where he butted his Head against the horned badge, on the end of a Barber's Pole, which gave him such a heavy knock on the Brow Antlers, that rebounding against the Moon, he fell in a Dog sleep down stories into another Cellar, where recruiting his senses, the next day he sent back to seek out, A sturdy beggar, having maunded some Quid, and going into Maiden head street in Aldersgate-Alley, to pick his bones, sitting Lord-like on a Bench, was solicited by a Spanish Rogue, names Signior Guzman, who finding the Beggar would throw him nothing but a bare bone, which the four-legged Spaniard, thinking it a great affront to his Honour according to the Spanish Mode, valiantly drew his tail at him, instead of his Rapier, and showing his Teeth, being in great Choler, had like to have run the poor Beggar through the nose with his tail, had not his Noble Master, with a Spanish nod, gravely commanded him back, which Don Guzman readily obeyed, thinking in a great dishonour to meddle with so unworthy an adversary. The Marquis of Barnaby street, finding most of his subjects very decrepit in their feet, is petitioning to Bacchus, That all Drunkards may have four legs, and four eyes to Convoy them from the Fudling School home, and that all Brewers muzzle their Dogs, and kill the Malt-worms, before they seize on this unreasonable Beast, whose essential parts are obscured, his sense dulled, his eyes dazzled, his face distorted, his Countenance deformed, his hands palsied, his joints enfeebled, and his Body and Mind transformed from man to Beast, fit for nothing but to enrich Ale houses, and Brothels, famish his own family, and when the Dropsy lays claim to him, begs for a dying Place in the next Hospital; one that pisseth out his Wealth, and spews out both his soul and secrets together; as Randolph sayeth, A two-legged Pinnace having overheat herself in a golden-lane Voyage, she last Sunday (single manned ) sailed to Hyberry Barn, where she took in straight in her middle-Deck, and had like to have sprung a Leak in shooting under the New-river Trough into Hackney Road, if her Pilot had not played the man, and stopped the same; but being afraid of being benighted, they tacked about, and made home.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 43

MFum34

From Wedneseve, Janu. 17. to Wedneseve, Janu. 24. 1655. When this mad World doth once amend, and men leave Coveting; Be sure then, 'tis at an end; poor men like Swans may sing. The Commitment of Major Gen. Overton to the Tower. Mr. Charles Littleton Committed to the Gatehouse about the same business as his Brother Sir Henry was before to the Tower. A report of some Gold and Silver Mines taken by the English in the West Indies. The Quakers are become so bold, or rather Impudent, that they are not afraid to enter Churches on the Sabbath Say, contradicting Ministers, and taking upon them to instruct the People after their own horrid, preposterous and blasphemous Tenets; The Drill at the Cock at Holburn-bridge hath challenged the Bear-garden Ape to a singe Duel about deflowering a Dog-Yard Lady as she was carrying over the Thames in a Water Sedan; they are to fight Cap-a-pee in Armour of proof, having two Jack Puddings for their Seconds, both riding a Horseback upon a Bull; their first Weapons are Sword & Pistol; the second with Curtleaxes; and he that conquers, is to have the Lady to wait on him in his chamber of State during his life or hers; the seconds are to fight on the low Ropes, and the Turk to oversee them for fair play, A merry conceited Smug in Middlesex, being beloved of most Gentlemen not only for his skill in drenching, curing and shoeing their Horses, but that he was a Toper that had many dry bobs, and witty Tales to please his customers; Not long since being a drinking with some Persons of great quality, in comes Venus, or indeed rather railing Xanthippe, that would (no sooner than ever he was in an Ale-shop) be sure to be at his heels, opening without any respect of Persons, and calling by no final Names; which she did these Gentlemen, saying, none but drunken Rascals would keep company with him; whereupon Smug starts up, tells the Gentlemen, it rings all in, and so departs with his Tormentor at his heels, but now begins the Tragedy, no sooner was she come home, but he catching up an iron Bar struck at her head; which she defending, the blow broke her arm, smug goes presently to the bone-setter, telling him, his Wife's tongue had broke her arm, which when he had perfectly cured, he demanding before her of her Husband forty shillings for the cure, which Smug sent his Wife up into his Chamber for, and bid her bring down 40. s. more, which she did; The Smith taking the money from his Wife, tendered the Chirurgeon the 4. l. who finding the forty shillings more than he asked, demanded the reason why he gave him as much again as he demanded? Why, quoth Smug, to set the other Arm, which I intend to break the next time my Wife follows me: she hearing her husband's resolution, Fell down on her Knees, crying out; O good Husband, take your money again; I will never follow you, nor disturb you again so long as I live. A one-eyed Tool-man, called a Tailor, being sore troubled with a Hunting Wife, that would neither let him lick his thimble, not wind up his Bottom in quiet, but would follow him open-mouthed, calling him drunken Rogue, Nitty-breeched Rogue, Thieving Rogue, Pawning Rogue, Prick-louse Rogue, &c. Being one day assaulted by her at an Ale-house; after she had spent herself in cursing, resolved to lead her a dance, and so set out, and she full-mouthed, or rather foul-mouthed after him, so making towards Bow, he refreshing himself at an Ale-house, she raving mad, cursing him to the pit of hell, the honest Remnant of a man, arming himself with Patience, took not the least notice of her, but paying his Hostess, made away a great haste for Illford, and she as stoutly after him; but he gaining some ground of her, got just so far before her, as he could drink off his Pot, and eat his Half-penny loaf, and so away before her to Rumford, where it being Market Day, she so thundered Thief and Rogue upon him, that she made the poor Calves and Hogs quake and tremble again for fear of her clamouring Voice, the poor Tailor going patient as his Goose before her, not answering so much as Bough-- to her again; Which so thoroughly maddened her, that running to him, she snatched off his Hat, flung it in a dirty Puddle, and stamped upon 't, whereupon patient Stitch, walked away bare-headed, which passage being observed by the Butcher's Boys, they began to shove her from one to the other, till at last she being mired all over with dirt and filth, having lost the sight of her Husband, returned home in the Night, through thick and thin, much lamenting her folly; the next morning coming home into Southwark, she found her cross-legged Husband on the Shop-board hard at Work, A Mad Frolic happened the last week amongst the Lumberstreetians, where a feminine Citt but lately married had a mind to make her Husband look out, or give him Vulcan's Badge in stead of a new Livery Gown; and to that end having in mind a former love, that found her better sport before she was married, than her Husband could since, she resolved to make a little further trial of him; but not knowing how she might do it with safety, and her Husband ne'er the wiser, she sent for her Youngster, and so laid the Plot how it should be done, which was, To apparel him in Women's apparel, and so hired an Herb-woman's maid to wait upon him, as the supposed Gentlewoman's servant, and so this young Spinghall came disguised with his waiting-maid, to act the part of a loving Cousin with his beloved Paramour, who provided great Cheer for his Entertainment, and made her Husband bid his new Cousinship very heartily welcome, and send for Sack to supper to feast him, which was done with a great deal of joy & solemnity on all sides; and after supper, and the fructifying addition of a Sack-Posset, bedtime coming on, the Citizen's Wife told her Husband, That she desired to lie with her Cousin that Night, because they would Discourse of some Passages had happened between them being Children, to which her Good man seemed very willing, and so her Cousin's maid went to bed with her Maid, and she with her Cousin, and the poor Wittall in another Chamber by himself; who was all Night troubled with Dreams of horn Nightcaps, and horn-beasts, little mistrusting that he was that very Night made a Head-man of Horn-fair; but rising in the morning, he bid his Maid tell her Mistress that he had urgent business abroad, that he feared he should not dispatch time enough to come home to dinner, but prayed her to excuse him to her Cousin, and notwithstanding his absence, to be as merry as they could; the maid went up, and did her Errand, which was no little joy to her Mistress and her beloved bedfellow, who in his absence might have the freer opportunity to solace themselves in Love's Delights; but this joy continued but a short time after; for the good man counting his stock, and finding his Coin too short to defray his Occasions, went softly up to his Wife's Chamber, to a Chest for more, but having Cuckold's luck, he entered the Chamber just as his Cousin stood with his smock up, and the Chamber-pot in his hand, making Water; which sight so amazed him, that running downstairs, he fetched some Friends; and so trappaned his honest Wife, and her supposed Cousin. There was last Sunday at Night a House pulled down in Cock-street by two Cats that were Haggarwauling in a Gutter, the fall whereof made such a hideous Noise, that all the She-Squirrels, besides Polecats and Weasels forsook the Pipping-baskets in the Ale-house windows, and run headlong one over another under Holburn Conduit for succour; The Jackdaws were all frightened out of the Steeple of St. Sepulchre's, and the Women held a dispute with them two hours after about a Plot to blow up the Bear-garden with Honey-pots, and another Design of a blind Engineer to drown Cheapside with Snowballs; nay one Woman affirmed, That she had heard her husband read in the Chronicles, that this City was drowned with New-River Water, as she took it, about the third year of the Reign of Queen Eleanor the Second, just about the time that Paul's Steeple was fired by Hailstones; in this Chat they continued till about Midnight the next morning, at which time, they fell asleep, and dreamed, That two Bricklayers not far off had aught their Cats to untile Houses in the Night, so that it is verily believed for a truth amongst them, and the Bricklayers are to have Warrants served on them, and so to be bound over to Answer this complaint the next Smithfield Sessions. Three Women were Executed at Tyburn this Week for murdering their own Children, never a man suffering with them; a good warning for unnatural and wicked Mothers. The last News from Seville in Spain makes mention of a very wonderful Monster taken in a Wood in Hispaniola, it being of a wonderful stature, it having seven heads growing upon one Body, making a most hideous noise, that no ear is able to endure the same; the body is of the bigness of about a Church Steeple, it hath 14, Arms, two to every head, one Head being seven times the bigness of any of the rest, the Eyes of which head are as big as any Pewter Platter; the other eyes are no bigger than saucers, the visage of the Faces are like Women; only the great Head is something like a Man's, with hair different from the rest, and more harsher, and rougher than the other Six heads; the middle is all Hairy, and the thighs like a Satyr's, with cloven feet three tomes so big as a Camel's; This Monster was first found out by some Noblemen, as they were hunting the Wild Boar, and afterwards encompassed with nets made of strong Cords, and Ropes, was brought bound in Chains and Fetters to Madrid, where it hath been seen by many thousands of People, to the great admiration of all that ever beheld the same; The Picture of this Monster was lately brought out of Spain by an English Merchant, and is here Newly graved in Copper, and to be seen at the Royal Exchange, and divers other places, and looked upon by all wise men as the most Prodigious Creature that ever this last Age of the World produced.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 34

MFum70

From Wedneseve, Septem. 19. to Wedneseve, Octob. 3. 1655. Did ye think me lost? you are deceived, no fire but some Smoke; I'll snuff my Taper, and smoke and per, though some do think me Broke. The last News from Bampton the Bush in Oxfordshire, makes mention of three notorious Scolds, that have challenged any eight Counties next to them, to scold with them for two silver Tongues, giving them five in the fifteen, and they that first give cut, are to stand by, the She Commons considering hereof, have sent for six Lapland Ladies, who are to be tutored in the Fishwives' College at Billingsgate, to match them, in case they can first out-scold the chief of that College, or else a Hornbeam Cucking-stool is to be hewn out of Wich-tree Deals, and to be sent thither, before the last day of this present October; and in the meantime, notice is to be given them by a Cryer throughout Bramton, that if their Husbands find no ease by the silence of their Clacks before that time, Justice is to be impartially executed. If any Man, woman or Mortal can tell any tale or tidings of three Loving Sisters, lately come out of the Country, with an intent to live here; but the sign being then going out of Virgo into Scorpio, made them so rampant mad for husbands, that they conveyed their clothes a shipboard, and were verily resolved to go to Virginia, had they not been surprised by the searchers at Gravesend, and there supposed to be stayed; if any hear of any such maids, let them bring speedy word to the sign of Henry the eighth's Codpiece, on the stand -- in Cheapside, or to the Codshead near the Royal Exchange, and they shall kiss their backside lips for their pains. A merry Maggot-monger not long since, coming home late from the Sack-ship with a rattle at his tail, and finding his man and his maid sitting up by the fire, took occasion to send them picking to bed, and perceiving a little Fire left behind, was so provident that to save Coals, he down with his breeches, and dropped so much yellow Frankincense thereon, that raised such a smother, that the smoke choked Six hundred and fifty Rats that were that night come from the Dog-house in Moor-fields to gnaw cheeses, and 50 Mice, colouring all the Cheeses as yellow as Saffron; the Maid A Lying Draper in Our Father Row, is so penurious, that every Sunday-Pudding he hath, he tells out the Plums to his Maid, who is so good a servant, that he dares no part with her for fear he should make a further discovery of his good conditions, which are so many, that no Arithmetic can cast them up. His Prentices are allowed but one sheet to lie in, that at the Quarter's end (is for a shift) with their shirts metamorphosed into Collier's Sacks for want of the sweet and wholesome refreshment of Soap, for which they mourn for ever after. Tom Tottey, alias Thaurau John, (a mad Moon-man of of Great Bedlam) subscribing himself REX ISRAEL, having lately pitched up his Tent in a field near Lambeth, in order to his journey on dry land to Jerusalem, to convert the Captive Jews, was the last Week assaulted, to be driven off another man's Land, which he pretended to have hired; they pulling down his Tent, he drew his great Kill-Frog at them, and had doubtless mowed them down like so many Sowthistles had not the withholding Spirit drew back his All-conquering hand, and desired him to sheathe his Victorious Sword, they had doubtless perished; howsoever the said Thaurau John hath since put out this Warning in Print, which is here inserted verbatim. That I T.T. named Thaurau John; do warm all People for coming upon my ground: For two Riots have been committed upon me, and I shall Prosecute the Law against the Actors and Trespassers; For I did forewarn all People before any did make Entry upon the ground. And further all People take notice, That the same Law that preserves your safety in your Houses, the same Law is my safety in my Tent; for my Tent is my Habitation, and my ground I hire; and wheresoever my Addoniel shall appoint me, and also satisfy all things where any damage is requirable; For many Tents shall come forth in England before the Deluge shall appear. For the Captive Jews shall be gathered, and return unto their own Land, and unto them my Jah hath Ensigned me Leader. Paran am Salma mem. After his envying against his Adversaries, he turns Bookseller, telling the People, that they may his Books at his Tent door, without coming on his ground; concluding that Wisdom is madness; as much as to say, he is a madman; which I believe, and therefore more fitter for Bedlam than a Tent, One Captain Puff, a Hugging-lane Hector, was the last week taken in Whore and Bacon-lane teaching a Glazier's Wife her horn-book; the next day Scorpio being in conjunction with the Dragon Tail, Fumigosus being in his Ascendant, Cap. Puff blew against him, many of his old slanders, abusing him in a base, false, and scandalous imputation, which the innocence of Fumigosus scorns to entertain the least stain, and leaves the abuse, with a black tongue, a false heart, and a lecherous tail to be scourged by their own follies; and for ungrateful Puff and his tail-piece of Iniquity, let them know. A lustful Currier near London-wall, not long since mistaking his Wife's bed, went to bed to his maid, and would have curried her black whitleather Patch, had she not with her bum Buckler valiantly defended; which the Currier perceiving, set her on her head, and looking quite through the Centre into her Antipodes of Madgeland, he hath been horn-blind ever since, which goes so much against the skin of her wicked eyebrows, A Seamstress in the Strand, having been formerly rebaptised in an Artificial Pond instead of fords, being instigated by the Spirit, on the 21 of September last, to try new conclusions, dipped her own child in a Pot of Pottage hanging over the Fire, scalding hot, which is quite contrary to the old Custom. A yellow Shoemaker near St. Martin's Street, right against Charing ✠ being newly married and having a blunt Awl: a mad Shaver to his Tenant, having a better Instrument to tickle a Coney to a hare , in de the poor Trance put on his yellow stockings, and inside as if he were so religious as to go to Church, but returning too soon, and finding the Barber in the Room, in lent door hut he hastily knocked, and not speedily finding entrance, at last breaking in, he ran to his Wife's Whitleather Pouch, to feel whether it were washed with the Barber's Balls, and finding it not according to his own ends, he is ever since so extremely troubled with the stitch in his forehead, that he cannot see to York ever since, but is so extremely troubled with the yellows, that it is thought, before St. Luke's Day next that the new Wagon is drawn to Cuckolds' Haven, he will run horn-mad. A certain Brokeress in Covent-Garden, being lately summoned to the Court-House at Westminster for a common Scold, and disturber of her Neighbours, was by the Court Sentenced (according to the accustomed manner for scolds) that she should wear the Mortars from the Court-House to her own Habitation, but the good Gentlewoman being somewhat weak in her lower parts, and not able to go so far a foot, the Beadles were commanded to convey her by some means or other; who being ready to receive the Command, and presently Press a Coach with one Wheel, alias a Wheelbarrow, wherein she was most gallantly placed, & driven with a Beadle and his Attendants, to the Number of 300. or upwards. The last Letter from Sutton Marsh in Lincolnshire make mention of a She-Diver, JENNIREN is her Name, you cannot find such another, unless you find the same; I shall reserve the rest of her Pranks for a new Ballad, to an ugly jadish Tune. A huge Giant lately taken at Porka Fairum, and led by two Pigmy Constables, who carrying him to St. Patrick's Pillar, thinking to whip him about the Pig-market for devouring Swine's flesh, upon his submission he was discharged, and only his Club bound to the good behaviour. Near unto the Lion-Pens in Smithfield, lives a strange She-creature, that hath been a great Traveller, as far as the World's End, and learnt part of her housewifery at Mother Damnable's Ordinary; her lingo is as good Heathen Greek as any is spoke amongst the Fishwives at Gillings-gate; she is known to be sound wind and limb, and free from all diseases, save only she is much troubled with a grumbling in her Gizzard, and a Frenzy in the brain; She having had the advice of many several Doctors, who tells her; That she can never have a perfect Cure, till such time that there be an Inch of her Tongue cut out. A Bird-catcher in Cheeswell Street the last week buying a new Net to catch singing Woodcocks to sell for Linnets and Goldfinches, pitching near the Lay-stall or Gold-finder's Office in Tom T--s Field, had not continued half an hour before that he caught in his Net a great Bird with a balled Face, feathers like Hair, four legs, headed and maned like a Horse, having a long tail like a Mare, being about the bigness of a Cow, which was no sooner caught, but it broke the Net all to pieces, and escaped from the Fowler, who was much amazed thereat; thinking it to be a night-Ravee, or some other ominous Bird.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 70

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From Wedneseve, May. 23. to Wedneseve, May. 30. 1655. Welcome Gentlemen, pray walk in, you shall have what you say; A Pot and a Cake, of the Islington make, and a Lass as fresh as May. The business of Mr. George coney for refusing to pay the Excise and Custom, was the last Monday appointed to be heard at the Upper Bench Bar, but upon further consideration, this business was referred till the next Term; The three Lawyer committed to the Tower, have moved by way of Submission for their Liberty, and extraordinary Bail is offered, but nothing as yet can be done therein. Lieu. Col. John Lilburne having made his Peace, is now expected home every day; many of his Friends being making ready to meet him. Three Regiments more are upon drawing out, to join with Gen. Pen and Gen. Blake, and then we are to expect Land-service; win Gold, and wear it; That makes the Soldier fight, the Divine Preach, the Lawyer plead, the Tradesman labour, and the Husbandman dig, and the housewife spin. The Spaniards are very said for the loss of one of their richest Ships, which was sunk between Lima and Panama, it being valued at more than three Millions, the rest of their Galleons dare not once stir, and it is thought will hardly adventure home this Summer. The D. of York, since the barbarous usage of the French to the Protestants hath waved his Lieutenant Generalship to the French King, so Noble a Mind he beareth to those of his own Religion. Letters from France make mention of great hopes of a Peace between France and Spain, Ambassadors being gone from both Kingdoms to Rome, the Pope being to draw up the Conditions between them. The last Ship arrived from Beckombsfeild in the County of Bucks makes mention of the Headmen of that Town, that intend on the Wednesday in Whitsun Week, to have a Ram roasted whole, and none is to eat a bit of it, but those that are Masters over their Wives, whereupon there arose a great dissention amongst them, the Women rising up in rebellion against their Husbands, intending to have the Ram from them; being very like to carry it; if the Parliament in Cock-Street do but hasten away supply to assist them. A great Fleet of Sea-coal are next week coming up by the Northumberland Foot-Post, they that intend to lay in their store, may furnish themselves at two Shillings the Cauldron cheaper than they will be any time this Summer. A Lawyer's Wife this last week in Gray's Inn Lane, finding her husband something deficient through Age, going abroad late, because she was not quickly let in, broke all her husband's Glass-Windows; whether he will Traverse a Suit in Law with her or no? the next Term will decide. The last News brought by the blind Foot-post of Lincolnshire, makes mention of an illiterate Clerk of that County, that hath lost his Wife, about six years ago, he being so sore troubled with Horns ever since that time, that he would fain have her cried at Cow-cross, near Bedlam, and at Ram-Alley over against Pintle Bar; she is a little, tall, slender, low, burly Woman of a middle age, having all her Paces, she casts forward, being something given to tripping, and falling backward, O yes, O yes, O yes, If any Man, Woman or Mortal, in Towne Country, or City can tell any tale or tiding of her, let them bring word to the Cryer, or leave word at the S x Clerk's Office in Horn Street, near Cursed-Whores Alley, and they be counted Cuckolds for their pains. The woman (when taken) is to die the death of a Fiddler, that is to have all her fingers hamstringed, and so to be kicked to death with Cripples, that she may be the longer time a dying, to repent her of her sins. There was last week a Female mortal with two legs, that was sore troubled with three hundred Windgalls, the least of them breaking above Holburn Conduit, made such a great Flood, that it drowned threescore and fifteen sheep, and three Wagons loaded, did swim till four of the clock in the morning till nine at Night, that 35 Cats, threescore Dogs, besides bitches were drowned; the stream running so abomination strong, that Ten thousand Rats and Mice in that Flood, were carried away to Highgate; there was three Cart load of Gravel by the force of this flood met by a City Bobber, who was angling for Flounders swimming down to the Pindar of Wakefields, the old Philosophers judged to be above a load and a half more, as it lay upon the ground above three storeys high. Witness my Dog and I. The last news from Crow-nest near Worcester, makes mention of the Seventh part of a Man, of Threescore and eight years of Age, that from a coal-carrying Cricker, had by punishing his guts, griped together so much, that he became a miserable Farmer, and in short time, by hoarding Corn, together with the Curse of Adam, he became so rich, that the fell to the old trade of Usury, and burying his Old wife, his Neighbours coming to her burial, the miserable Muck-worm would not so much as make them eat or drink, the next day (as was reported) innumerable numbers of Snakes, Adders, Toads and suchlike venomous Creatures were heard hissing in his Corn reeks, to the great astonishment of all that heard the same; but having his god in his Chest, he would (or needs must) sustain that loss; and to renew his credit being twice a Child, he mounted a Hobbyhorse, and rid a wooing to an Alderman's Daughter; But her Parents, thinking it not equal to match the living to the dead, laughing to think so white a Leek should have so green a tail, made him turn out; but a man of metal, having a Daughter of 14. in hope she would convert his old leaden Carcass into Quicksilver, most unequally yoked the old Fox, or rather Rat, to this young Lamb, who will quickly rue (poor Girl) that luckless day, that January was matched with May; He intends to get a guard of Woodpeckers to preserve his Crow's Nest from the Cuckoo; A desperate Packer by Leaden Hall, near Graceless street, the last week, to work his Mischief on his Neighbour, very honestly took a rash and unadvised Oath, contrary to his former Profession; The Old Philosophers are of opinion that the Guild Hall Law-splitters had bribed him to swear that dangerous Oath, to beget a new suit in Law; or that Envy and Malice being predominant in the Orb of his little Conscience, drove him, as the Devil his Swine, into that putrid Sea of perjurious swearing; if anyone have occasion to make use of him, if they will but give him a pair of Bodies for his Wife, they may inquire for him at the sign of the Knight of the Post, or at the John-a-bobtail, right against Algate, and they may be furnished. At the Mitre Tavern in Fanchurch Street the last Week was a most terrible and bloody Battle between a Weasel and a Rat, which sit on their hind legs like Dog and Bear for the space of half an hour together in the midst of a great Room where many worthy Gentlemen were met to a Dinner, who beheld this furious Combat performed with great admiration, to the eternal honour of the Valiant Weasel, who after many heavy blows, left the Rat stark dead on the Place, marching away with great Triumph behind the Hangings; they looking after it to see which way it went, could not perceive any hole, or Cranny whereinto it should go, A great Fool is to made these Whitsun Holidays by the Tailor that the last May Day Morning was drawn through the Ducking-Pond by a Cat, 350. stale Halfpenny Loaves are to be Grated into it, and 600. Goose Eggs of their own Brood-Goose to be broke into it; three Cart-load of Spice is now Garbling for this Fool or Custard, And all the milk for Ten Miles off the Line of Communication is to be brought in, for the making of it, all the Labourers of Nodnol being hired with their Wheelbarrows to carry away the Eggshells, some repost that 600 Braziers have undertaken to make a Copper Pan three times as big as that Pond within the Wall of the New-River Water House; 5655. Tailors and a half are bid to the eating thereof, and every one to bring his Silver Spoon in his Breeches. Two Lawyers are this week to be pitched over Temple-bar to the Devil for refusing to take Bribes, which I hope will be a good warning for the rest of their long-tailed Tribe, to open their mouths for less than an apparition of Angels, when Balaam's Ass, their Predecessor, opened freely at one. The she Parliament in Cock-street sat close the last Mondayin choosing a new Chairwoman for the Committee of grievances; the next day a Petition was delivered them by a Fish-woman in Turn-again Lane, who being double ringed, & her breech new vamped with gold-lace, her husband to make her a right Gentlewoman, had given her the Northumberland Arms; the result of this Business took up the whole day; On Tuesday they sat again about purging their House of Whores, Drunkards and Sluts, but first the reverend Minificator held forth to them the Point of generation, telling them how dangerous it was to the common enemy, viz. their Husbands, if they should divide themselves, and so calling for the other Pot, drank it off to them, desiring union in their Members, not doubting but he should by his Last Use with the pricking Awl of deprehention, and the Ends of amity, stitch up their sinful souls, and underlay them; till they are so balanced with the Creature, that they walk uprightly in the Path of Love, and have a Fellow feeling of one another's Conditions, and infirmities; after him a City Groper put in, and with the sweet hays of destruction, so tickled them up, that like a cunning Fisher, he came within an Angling-rod of their Consciences; this Week they intend to adjourn, because they purpose to Air their best Apparel at Hornsey Fair, the next Week after the Holidays, doubtless we shall have some of their Ordinances, if not Acts made public in Print; some question is amongst them about their sitting in Term time, but this was referred to a Committee of Midwives, who are next Thursday to Report it back to the Chairwoman of the Committee for generation.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 52

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From Wedneseve, Septem. 13. to Wedneseve, Sep. 20. 1654. Tantivy, two up, and two down, a Canterbury pace till I have recovered Old Time, with his Scythe and his Glass, I'll tare the Ground, let the World run round, and then stand still where it was: What shall my Muse perish? first will I gall the sides of Pegasus, through thick and thin, slow or quicksand, The wonderful Battle fought in the Air between a Red Army and a Black Army (at Hull) seen upon the 3. of September, between 9. and 10. at Night by James COOK, Tho. BLOSOM, and Ed. SEE, with their furious charging of each other with Pikes backward and forward, where was heard and seen discharging of Cannons, clashing of Swords and neighing of Horses. ☞ Certainly this is some sad presage of new Wars. The Engagement of the Parliament, concerning the acknowledgement of this present Government, and to be faithful to the Lord Protector of England, Scotland, and Ireland, signed by most of them. Friday last, the House took into consideration the last Ordinance concerning Marriages, and referred the same to a Committee of Parliament. Major Gen. Harrison secured for a time, and presently after enlarged. The 42. Articles of Government debated between His Highness the Lord PROTECTOR, and Parliament, and some Progress made therein. Two Skirmishes in Scotland, Gen. Forbes taken Prisoner, and divers Moss Troopers apprehended. Thus have you the sum of our Diurnal Intelligence, now for our Nocturnal, as followeth. A Gardener of Whitechapel swore he had this year a Musk-melon in his Garden that weighed 250. l. which I hearing, asked him what quantity of Seed there might be in it? Faith (quoth he) I cannot tell justly, I should be very loath to tell a Lie, therefore I will speak with the least; there was about three Dung-carts full, as much as four Horse a piece could draw; which seed I sold for 1. s. the seed. I demanded of him what he sold the Melon for? troth, quoth he, for 10. l. or 20. l. I know not well which, but if you will take the pains to ask my Wife, as you go through Cheapside, she will resolve you: Whereabouts stands she quoth I, Why the next woman but four to the City Pintle, quoth he, but it shall cost me something, If I have her not nearer the standard the next year, for I am sure her ware will deserve it. A Citizen's Wife the other morning, opening of Oysters, that she had a mind to, a young Lobster being in the Oyster, leaped up, and took the Gentlewoman by the elbow, who hath since had a mischance, and in her sleep keeps as bad a clawing, as if she were troubles with young Crabs, her husband is since petitioning for a licence to search all Oysters before they be opened, lest the like mischance may happen hereafter to any of the seeming Females of Great-Bedlam, The Zealous Translator whose Wife (during his residence in the Watch) called in her Neighbour to hunt away the Wild-mare, was the other Night so Cuckoldly kind, that the Wittally Weasel, after he had kindly embraced the leavings of his Neighbour, would needs (out of the abundance of his Love) take his sweet Wife to the Tavern to be merry, where for joy, she plying him with warm clothes, he took in so much of the Creature, that she was fain to hire a Couple of Porters to carry him home in a Chair, and the next day made him pay for his kindness five Shillings to the Constable, besides his groat for riding out of CUT, which he did for quietness' sake, and to please the little good-woman for the exaltation of his Brow-antlers, that if he have but honest man's luck, he may come the next Year to the honour to be made Headbrough of the Parish, and hold his Velvet Horns as high as the very best of his Neighbours. The last Week a man in Westminster (meeting with a she-sinner) took her to drink with him, and having overcharged themselves with the Creatures, they both fell fast asleep, and so were smoked (or found out) he with his hand upon her nunquam satis, and she holding his Nag by the bridle, which loving Posture was not only seen openly, but made a laughter quite through the house. There was a Prophecy this Week found in a flint stone near Green-witch, written by an unknown Author about ten year before the Conquest, telling the Revolution of this present year 1654. beginning thus. In the Year 1654. many black enormities, and discommodities shall happen to the World. Men and Women shall be better fed than taught, insomuch that they shall forget all Virtue, and cherish their bodies with a moment of pleasure, for an eternity of pain: The Rich shall be sure of Friends, whilst the poor may spend money when they can get it. Those that have no Mittens may that Winter blow their nails by Authority, for no man shall pity the needy, Charity shall cease, friendship decay, familiarity be forgot; Men for lack of wit shall follow Bacchus rather than Ceres, love malt better than wheat; for lack of honesty, shall swell by Venus, and make more reckoning of a Chamber than a Church: Gluttony and Lust shall brighten the sin of Lechery, and after blockishness and folly; new fashions and new fangles in apparel shall be more than ever, insomuch that mercer shall have so many debtors, that canch-poles shall be all Gentlemen, and be more terrible to debtors than Butchers' Knives to Calves, or small-beer to Ale-Knights in a frosty morning: Plain-dealing shall not be known rich, but fight it on, b deadly feud, and be overcome by Peter Pickth k; much debate shall be between the Wife and Husband about which shall bear sway or Authority; Players shall be at as much strife which shall have the greatest Auditory, as the four Knaves at Cards strive for superiority; Usurers & Brokers shall so wrong the poor this year, that that they shall be accounted Knaves for ever after: hollow-hearts shall lie hid under holy shapes, and those speed worst that can flatter least: Water will be so scarce this year; that there is like to be a great dearth of Onions, for men and women will want tears, to shed not only for the loss of their souls, but their Wives, Children and acquaintance: Coin shall avail more than Conscience, and cunning more than both. Many will have their eyes so dazzled with Pride, that they shall neither know themselves nor their Superiors, and very often mistake other Women for their own Wives, the like defects will be in the sight of divers Citizens' Wives, that having the twinkles, cannot see their own Husbands from other men. Tides shall this year mount beyond their bounds, insomuch that many striving to stretch beyond compass, shall so beat on New-Market Heath, that they may be forced to cool their heads in Newgate. Tripe-wives shall this year be best Physicians, and Tradesmen the best Preachers: there shall be so great plenty that year, that Farmers, despairing to pay their rent, shall either hang themselves, or leave their Farms. Golden days shall be, because Gold shall corrupt all Conditions of men, to make them sell all Conscience for lucre of it; The most crafty and deceitful shall be esteemed the wisest, rich Men deemed the best men, by what means soever they attain to their Riches. The King of Greenland hath lately by the advice of His Council prohibited all Whales from coming on his Coasts, insomuch that our Greenland Fleet of 13. Sail, is returned without the gaining of so much as one Whale, only some few Foxes were brought over by them; The King of that Country fearing his Kingdom should be overrun by those Sea-monsters, at the beginning of the Spring raised 154000 of white Bears in Buff-doublets, armed with Harping-Irons that have struck such a dread in the Behemothians, that leaving their Northern Climate, they resolve now to spawn Westward, and it is thought, will by the directions of the tame Whale in Rumney Moush, make use of the Wild of Kent to breed in; so that we need not after this year, fear the price of Oil or Whale-bone; however the Oil-men have a Conceit to sow North-hall Commons, and St. George's Hills with Linseed and Rape-seed, which will be a great benefit to the City of Nodnol for Oil or Soap. Two Women, a man and two Children were about a Week since, devoured by a Troop of Fleas, and eaten up all but the bare-bones in the Night-season; some are of opinion, that a young slut was the occasion thereof, who is the next Week to be arraigned at the Bear garden for keeping her House foul, if the little Gentleman a horseback shall find her guilty, her back-parts are to be anointed over with Oil of Holly, her sides and belly with honey, and so she is to be baited to death by the Game-Bear in a Wasps' Nest, her mother that brought her up no cleanlier, is to have her breech dressed in a Night-rail, and so enthroned in a Cucking-Stool, to see her execution. The City Knockers the last Night going the rounds, at Hyde Park Corner met with a Regiment of She-Troopers going to pick Mandrakes that were grown up in that Highway, and coasting them, they advancing their Pizzles, put them to the rows as far as Placket Well, where they had the Plunder of them, some Jewels were found about them of an unvaluable Price, with their Maidenheads graven in Plates of Gold; at first encounter, there had been old knocking, but that the she-Troopers yielded upon quarter, delivering up their Arms, upon promise of their lives, some thrusts were made on both sides, but no great mischief done by either Party as we can yet hear of; in his Service only two were put to the squeak, the rest were allowed Quarter. Two Maids the other day going to Hackney to pick Blackberries, sitting down in a Ditch to eat a Piece of Pie, were wonderfully stung by an Adder's head, yet neither of them are yet dead, though they are doubtless poisoned, their Mothers begin to question the business, and misdoubt by reason of the staining their linen, that some greater Plot is in the mystery than they are aware of, by reason of their puking; the other being lustily promised, sayeth she fears not the business, but hath great hopes of her recovery without the help of a Chirurgeon: but the younger of the two much misdoubts of her Health, fearing she must be beholding to Lucina for her Recovery, though she pays five shillings for the Cure.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 16

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From Wedneseve, Octob. 18. to Wedneseve, Octob. 25. 1654. Bulls, and Bears and Dragons, and Piggins and Noggins and Flagons, and hie brave Arthur of Cawdley; the Times run wondrous badly. The House sat all this Day in Debating of the Articles of the present Government, and concerning of the Election of the Lord Protectors for the future, in which they made a great progress. The differences in the Netherlands concerning the young Prince of Orange do still continue very high; and more for, than against him. The King of Sweden hath sent a solemn Invitation to his Royal Kinswoman the Queen of Sweden now resident at Brussels, desiring Her to do him the honour, as to grace his Nuptials with Her Royal Presence. The titular King of Scots continues this Winter season at Collen; and as some conjecture is resolved the next spring to land himself in Person with new Supplies into Scotland, having already intimated so much by some Letters to Gen. Middleton, who continues still in the North, lamenting much the loss of his dear Friend Sir Mungo Murray, whose Valour, and whose noble Conduct he hath been heard very highly to extol. The House, as formerly debated on that Article concerning the Election of Lord Protectors for the future. The Votes of the House are expected suddenly be passed thereon. The French Army hath since the business of Arras given another great Defeat to the Spanish Army under the command of the Governor of Milan, where their Noble General found plenty of rich Provisions; this defeat was given not far from Quensnoy. From Italy, it is advertised, That Don John of Austria hath imprisoned a great number of Eminent Citizens of Barcelona, and since beheaded them about a Plot, some say they had to betray that City to the Prince of Conti; but some report otherwise. The English Fleet under General Pen putting forth to sea from Portsmouth, and the gallant Advancement of the Expedition of General Venable's Ships taken from the French. The great Cowardice of the French Navy under the Command of the Duke of Guise, who upon the approach of our Navy, though far fewer in number, presently weighed Anchor, and stood off for safety. A sad Musician being lately bit by a Brewer's Dog, and coming toward Holburn-Conduit, a Brewer's Copper standing in his way, found his head heavier than his whole Body, and so pitched quite over, where he safely took up his lodging, and slept so long, that being spied by a blind Watchman, was examined what he did there at that time of Night? Who replied, Nothing indeed Sir, but watch the Copper: so Mr Constable believing the same to be true, left him in the Copper. SIR, You may do well, the next Week, to mention the great Feast of the City BOBBERS, viz. Fishermen, at Wax-chandlers' Kitchen, where lovingly met all the degrees to that most delightful Art, to bait or feast themselves; at the upper-end of the Table sat the Anglers, on the left hand the Ticklers, next them the Bobbers, and over against the Gropers, the Ladies of the Lake, viz. Oyster-women, Mussel-women, Periwinkle-women, and Crab-women, all sitting at a side-table by the men; the Sirens and Sea-Nymphs and Mermaids singing to them, besides three Hackney Cartloads of Musicians to play upon new-River Water Instruments that grew in the Island of Cornucopia, not far from the City of Fizlington, where the squeaking Fiddler ravished the Land-Siren of her Voice: To the Gentlemen played Arion and all his Tritons; all these played upon 1645. Instruments of Music in so Harmonious a Melody, that the ravishing Accents robbed all the Deers in Hyde Park of the Sense of hearing, and made all the Anchovies Trees in James's Park forsake their roots, and challenge the stones of Charing Cross to Dance a Levalto through all the Common shores to Queen-hithe, where they are to be lighted up by Hymens' Torches, made of the Deer's-wax of Audley End-Park, to the place of meeting, where the Turkish Rope-Dancer is to challenge them to dance in a Beer-barrel upon the High Rope a Hundred and Fifty Cubits under-Air; Aquarius is to be Cook to dress the Dinner, which is to be all Land-Fish and Sea-Beasts, besides all manner of creeping fowl, which are meat for the Women, all the rest are to be Powts, D—ubbs and Crabs for the She-gropers and Ticklers, The first Dish for the men were a Merman and a Mermaid stewed in the Grease of an honest Lawyer, that hates to fish in troubled Waters, served up by a brace of Varlets; The second Dish are Two Whales roasted in a Dutch Stew-pot between a Frog's legs, brought up by two Fishermen of Barkin; The third dish is to be two Sturgeons baked in an honest baker's Oven, 3 Sea-Horses and two sea-Calves or Seals, fried on a Gridiron over the Horse-pond in Smithfield Round; served up by 2 Rumford Aldermen with Calves' Chauldrons about their necks instead of Chains; Then are 3 Sharks, 4 Seagulls and 2 Porpoises, 4 Flying Salmons, 6 Sound Trouts, five Grampusses, besides Candied Oysters, Pickled Lobsters and soused Gurnets boiled; the last Course being a Dish of lamprey eels in clotted Cream, and Crayfish and Shrimps boiled to a jelly, and strained through a Dragnet; The She-Piscarrions for their second Mess had Fresh-Cod and Jacks, with every Lady of the Fry a Naples Biscuit and two Macaroons for digestion: After Dinner there was read a Hebrew Lecture concerning Shellfish (especially Crabs) by the Ticklers and Gropers: The Lecture ended, a delightful Masque or Dance is presented between Fat Fishwives, and lean Fishermen, with all their Rods, Tacklings and Baits, Madam F—k-at-a-venter being chief Lady of that night's Revels; after this is done, the Wax-candles being outed, (only the ends carefully put up in their bags or Pockets to tie on their Hooks all the year after) they having gathered two Pence apiece for the Music, in great State and magnificence (after one lesson of Bob-in Joe,) SIR, There happened lately in this Street a very strange Accident, which was this; A Neighbour's Dog coming for a Spy, there was a Pigeon made at him, and gave him so furious a blow, that it made him run three and Fifty and six stories high, and did (surreverence) so bepiss and shit the great Room, that the scent thereof was so strong, that it made Threescore Cats and a half, Three hundred Dogs, and all the Asses in Red lion fields to run stark mad; A little after one in this street lost the Seventh part of a Man, and a Boy, who are strayed away from her, leaving only 5 small Remnants of Mankind behind him which are like to fall to the Parish unless he suddenly return home; Therefore this is to request all whom it may concern, To persuade, or else send him home in a Wheelbarrow, and they shall have thanks for their pains, Shear street, one thousand, six hundred fast asleep. The last Night there happened a Terrible fire in an alley near Cock-street, it happened first in an Old Woman's tongue, and so burnt out all her teeth, with such vehemence, and violence, that taking hold of a soft place in her Daughter's head, which she caught when she was young, by being rocked on an Earthen Floor, and never left till it quite burnt up Seven of her Five Senses, and had taken the whole Alley, had not Fumigosus come, and with his triumphant Pipe of rich Spanish Smoke smothered the same, which was so happily effected, That the Ladies of the Conduit have erected his Picture over their Palace gate in honour of his brave achievement, in form of this Emblem following. The last week a great fleet of land Sea-coals came in, which landed at St. Marget's Hill, they were Wherried in by a two-wheeled Bark drawn by a Seahorse, which Bark no sooner came within the sight of the Sentinel of the tower in the Borough, but he saluted her with a Piece of Musket, which unaccustomed bounce so affrighted the Seahorse, that flouncing backwards and forwards, he had not only like to have overturned the Vessel, but to have drove back, and blocked up the Passage, so that the rest could not come in; the Coals that jogged over the Bark fired the Channels of 36 Kennels, and quite burned up most of the Ponds in the Borough, and some say, burned two Sisters, and a Dipper as they were at the Ordinance; it being a great mercy it had not again fired the Thames; The Old Philosophers are of opinion, That this Horse was the Stallion of Great Buffegallifer, that ever since is forced to draw in Wheels that bear Sulphur in them. Psyche the last night in her Nocturnal retirements, was heard to utter dire Complaints to Astrea against divers Erroneous Teachers, called Quakers that every day seek to delude young Maids, to inoculate their spirits into them, and make them young gods and Goddesses; no less than Four they diverted not long since,

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 21

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From Wedneseve, June, 14. to Wedneseve. June. 21. 1644. As in present perfectum format in auli, an Ass in the Presentence makes a K— in the Preterperfectence, especially if he be in the Ass-endent; otherwise if once he declines from the Meridian of goodness, he falls into the gulf of villainy, where he runs in his full career, till he have taken all his Degrees in the University of darkness, and so enveloped in Lust and sensuality, becomes a Knave in grain. SIR, I cannot but send you the last News from Hornsey, worthy to be inserted in your next Nocturnal, which is this; A new-wedded Cockney of the City of Nodnol coming the last Night to Hornsey, took a Chamber in my House the better to enjoy the Delights of Love under green trees in the fragrant Meadows; The next Evening after he came, walking out with his Spouse to take the pleasure of the fresh Air, espying me a mowing, desired my Scythe to try his skill, but he had not mowed above two yards, but he overstrained his back, that he was no in case a Week after to give the sweet soul his Wife that due benevolence she earnestly required, alleging to her, That he had so overwearied himself with mowing, that he was unable to perform her Desires, the next Night coming into the back-side where the Kine were milking to taste a Sullibub, one of my Cows going to Bull she earnestly beheld the Bull, who then stood very dully by the Cow, though the Cow made many proffers to entice him; which the languishing Lady well observing, turned to her Yoak-fellow, and with a wishing smile said, Hark ye (sweet Heart) hath not yon Bull been mowing too think ye? which I overhearing, went to the Hedge-side, and picking a stinging Nettle, clapped under the Bull's tail, which presently caused him to Act before her: that Night, having hastened her Husband to Bed, she came down to me, and desired so much favour of me, as to tell her what Herb it was I applied to the Bull. I told her it was an Herb of great rarity called Mountefiasko; truly Landlord, quoth she, if you will but go with me and gather a little of it for my Husband, I shall be much engaged unto you; which Courtly I could not deny so sweet a Creature, yet told her, because the Sun was down, she must lie on her back and pick it, which willingly she did; I doing my utmost to pleasure her, Three English Mastiffs that had like to have worried a Bull in St. John's street, were the last week committed close Prisoners to the Pound upon Clerkenwell Green near the New Prison, by the command of C. John Adams. The Wolves so nightly increase in the Woods and Bogs, that they force all the Tories and native Irish to leave their habitations, and to live all together in a large Barn in Connacht, from whence they dare not stir, for fear of their Lives. A valiant Barbary Virago not long since set upon the mad shaver her husband with a switch, which after a hot Dispute, he disarming her, broke the switch; whereupon she betaking her to her Sword, routed the pitiful fellow into a Garret for safeguard of his life; he hath sent a trumpet to her, desiring to Parley with her, and yield up himself, and the Garret, upon putting in able security for his good behaviour during Life. Four Sisters of the New Rante, for want of Dipping had this week their Maidenheads miraculously melted within them, but whether by the ardency of Brother P—s Love-Dart, the spirit, or the Hot Weather, will not be known yet this three-Quarters of a year. A strange Monster is born (right over against the Bank-side) that is faced like the father, eyed like the Mother, and hath 23 Fingers and Toes. SIR, Here were last week two Ladies of Honour secured, being charged with whistling Treason against the Queen's chief Rockers, the other against Her Majesty's milk Nurse the words they should speak, That when the two Ladies were in their dead sleeps, They had no more souls than Her Majesty's State-parrot, which words a Monkey overhearing revealed the saem to the Queen, and so they are to be tried for their Lives by a Council of war, some think they will hardly escape, but more of this in my next. The last night one of the Giants in Guild-hall was taken at two o'Clock at Night by the Watch of St. Magnes Cripplegate, being Examined by the Constable, and swearing two Oaths, that he would not answer him a word, he was apprehended by three Watchmen fast asleep upon a Bench, who in searching him, found three Cartloads of Money in one of his Pockets, and some say 5 Barrels of Gunpowder in his Codpiece, and 2 Pieces of Cannon for Pocket Pistols, what his intention was I know not, yet he was bound hand and foot, and so led to Prison into Cuckolds' Pound, where he is like to abide Close Prisoner, till he reveal his intention. The Prince and his brother fell out last Night into high words, as they were going to Bed; the grounds of the Quarrel was, Which of them two that Night should lie in the middle of the Bed; but at last they fell from words to blows, insomuch that the Duke bit off his Brother's Buttock; but they were parted that Night without any more hurt, in the next Morning they engaged again, the one got up a Jorden, the other a Bedstaff, and so to it they went; he that had the Bedstaff, viz. the Elder Brother, threw it at the other, which pierced him quite through the right shoulder, and left foot, but life and Courage still remaining, he recovered his right Arm, in which the Chamber-pot was, and stoutly Claps his Brother on the mouth, and beat out all his teeth; and by reason of the force of his blow, the Pot, Arm and Man and all went down into the Prince's Belly, so that the one was Choked, and the other smothered to death; the Prince's mother, for the loss of her sons, and want of her Chamber-pot, hath so bepissed herself, that 'tis thought she'll hardly get off with Life; but the Estates of them are all confiscate, so that there is a new Charge laid upon the Parish, even all the retinue of the Court. Pray excuse me this Week, in that I cannot give you the true Particulars of the News here, by reason that the last Sunshiny Night, in walking abroad late, I got a fall in the streets, and so accidentally broke my neck in at a Garret window. The King's Fool was on Thursday night last ravished by a Lady, whose husband having notice thereof, in revenge married his Chambermaid, as fulsome a Creature as ever the Sun shined on; her Tresses were like the Hairs of the Harpy, she was Beetle-browed, Monkey-proud, Leathern-Eared, Hawk's-nosed, Wry-mouthed, Crump-backed, Hopper-arsed, Splay-footed; besides all these defects, her Knowledge was ignorance, her Wisdom folly, and her Wealth Poverty; yet Notwithstanding this great Peer is wedded to her; though now ready to hang himself on consideration of his bad bargain. The Masters and Wardens of Fumblers' Hall, finding their Yeomandry wonderfully to increase, and more and more to come daily into that Society; have proposed to their Brethren in Do-little Lane these Considerations following; 1. If every Cuckold had but a visible, and real pairof Ox Horns on his Head, how should poor People pass along the streets? 2. If every Woman that hath Cornuted her Husband were in Purgatory, what would poor Seamen do for Wives? 3. Whether the Wife of the Master, Wardens or any Affiliant in the Company may not have the Freedom to require the Aid and Assistance of some approved and Tried man; provided that those so chosen to supply the deficiency of their Husbands pay quarterly into the said Hall each of them a fat Ram to bake and feast with till there be a better increase of Venison in Parks, Chases and Forests. 4. Whether it were not more convenient that Cuckolds' Haven might be removed to Hounslow Heath, and there re-edified, that the Head-men of the Company may have room enough to Muster at every St. Luke's Day. Also some Debates were about adjourning, and removing Horn Fair to the place aforesaid; but the result of this was put off till another time. The next day the Smokers met, and held a Conference with the Diggers about planting Spanish Tobacco upon St. George's Hills? But the Diggers refused the motion; alleging, that if there were no Tobacco in the world, the Devil would find no Heralds. And moreover put it to the Question, If all men were honest, what would become of Pettifogging Lawyers, Attorneys, &c. And if Hellicon were dry, what would become of Poets? The Gentleman that the last week had the swarm of Bees lighted on the Ribbons of his Codpiece, ever since (surrevence) shits English Honey, and sings so sweetly, that the next Night he ravished two Nightingalesin Sping-Garden; The Almond Pudding-maker offers him 100.l per annum to find her honey to make Cick shawes for the Ladies of the Rant, and a new kind of French Green Gingerbread, to make them long winded that they may the better hold out at their Nocturnal and Diurnal Exercises. The Lady of Pleasure that the last Week had lost the Beauty spots, and perfumed Myrkin, &c. hath since found them where they were mislaid by her Chambermaid. At the Silver-laced shoe in Bloomsbury, there lies a rare French Tyre-woman, that by her Art, can restore Beauty, she also lays artificial colours upon naked Breasts, Necks and Shoulders, Thighs Bellies, &c. can fit them with Beauty Spots, according to each Complexion, Dresses, Habits or Attires of all Venetian or French Fashions whatsoever; can fit those Ladies and Gentlewomen that need with Borders of Hair either for open Parts or secret; the Professor likewise hath brought overs with her a Rare Mercury water to remove all Spots, Moles or Freckles; a rich French Vermilion, that will lie fixed, in despite of sweat, Sun or fire, with the Best Puppy-dog Water, White Lily water, Vine blood, &c. with a Sweet Powder to keep Flies, Wasps and Bugs from defiling your Beauties; You may find this Professor constantly at her lodging, except she be sent for upon extraordinary occasions to Persons of Quality. Three Hackney Coaches were the other Night starved to death in the streets; the Charitable Watermen being collecting to relieve the rest from the like untimely end who have increased so wonderfully since fullness of bread, pride and lechery came into the Suburbs, that they are now ready to eat up one another. The great Rain in Scotland, as the Letters from thence make mention, which came the last Night by the Foot-post in a Newcastle man of War, are as followeth, SIR, Since my last, I made mention of the great want of Grass we had in the Highlands, for want of Rain, but about three days after, it poured down most abundantly for about four Nights and Days together, the Rain that fell was as thick and fat as any Buttermilk, but far sweeter, which we thickening but with a little Oatmeal, made exceedingly good Flummery, that we are since grown so fat and lusty by eating thereof, that we are able to March and our Pasture Lands become so fertile and fruitful, that if you turn in a Scotch Nag over Night, before morning he is quite covered over with Grass, and in so great danger of losing, that unless the field be mowed down the next day, you may as well seek a Needle in a Bottle of Hay, as your Horse in the Grass; in 24.hours with eating the same, they are so pampered and lusty, that sometimes twenty men are too few to take one of them, unless it be napping, as Moss took his Mare, which may the more easily be done by reason of their fullness, which engendereth sloth in them, many Horses have burst themselves with the greedy eating thereof; some speedy Action is suddenly expected; of which I shall not fail to send you word: Here is a tall young Gentleman came lately disguised in Woman's habit, which some (that would have it so) whisper it is the King of Scots; but more of this in Time, which brings both Truth and falsehood to the touchstone.

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 3

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From Wedneseve, Decem. 20. to Wedneseve, De. 27. 1654. The Jack and Spit together fit, the Roast meat that did cry; Old year adieu, welcome the new, Time drips as well as I. The wicked In-tell-ly-gence is this Week so frostbitten, that it is scarce worth the telling; yet for Order's sake, take it as followeth. This Christmas great men are become so abominable charitable, that they give away what is none of their own to give. Many Ships constantly arrive in the River Thames, so that it is to be hoped, wee shall have better trading from the Low Countries than formerly. Prince Rupert come from the Emperor with a Message, and a great Present to the titular King of Scots, whose Royal residence is still at Cullen in great pomp and gallantry. Many losses have been received (as the last Letters intimate) by storms, and Brest Pirates. Gen. Middleton's journey beyond Sea, and how he was accidentally driven back, and is since wonderfully recruited. Our Nocturnal Intelligence this Week, maketh mention of a great Mastiff Dog near Temple Barr, that was so pitifully scared by the Power of a Welshman, that he run Post with a Rattle at his tail quite down to the Temple Stairs, where leaping through a Brick-wall Five foot thick, he took the Thames with such a force, that the Water flew up so high, that it drowned 6 Houses on the Bank-side, but taking towards the Bridge, he was pursued by no less than Three hundred and five Oars, and Threescore and Fifteen Sculls pursued him so hard, that forcing his Landing near the Bear-garden, the first thing he met withal was a Cat, that he snapping at, flung it up with such a force, that it was found three days after, cast ashore at Hampstead, stark dead, and a flock of cormorants feeding on the Carcass; but a drove of Welshmen coming by, did take it for a Black Swan, and presented it as a great Present to the welsh Ambassador, to make the welsh Ladies their Christmas Dinner in Dog-yard. A Broker and an Usurer last Monday joining their stocks together, would attempt to make a Christmas dinner to feast those poor wretches they had undone by Extortion, but because they would not be at overmuch charges, the first Course were two Rams' Heads soused, served in by two Varlets; and two Ox-Livers stewed in an Oven, with Brown-bread Sippets, served in by a brace of Middlesex Tormentors, called Bailiffs. The Second Mess was a pennyworth of stale Sheep's Trotters roasted, a Black Pudding Baked, the left heel of a mouldy Cheese for digestion; some say they had for their Wine, a Pint of Ale mixed with three pints of Sixes; the Ale being stolen the Night before from a Wassail Wench, as she and another were going to sing at the Lame Hospital with the Blackbird for a wager of at least Two pence, if not more. Two Maids sticking Windows with Rosemary and Bays, the one that was below, giving the other a touch, made her fall backward and crack her Pipkin. A monstrous She-Dragon, being a monstrous Beast, engendered of divers most filthy excrements, is to be seen and heard near Fleet-street Conduit, by the stench of whose breath the Air is so infected, that no Bird dares fly over her House for fear of inevitable contagion; her eyes are far more poisonous than the Basilisk's, but her tongue, Hyenas, Adders, Night-Ravens, Fish-women and Rag-Women are all Mutes to her, and stand dumb when she but tunes her Devil's Clack, she being for her black mouth, chief Controller of Billingsgate Dock, where she got the Matron-ship by scolding 16 Fish-women to death, and about 40. more dumb, the rest are troubled with a hoarseness in the throat ever since; she is next week (if she still continue her hellish clamour against her husband) to be gagged with a surreverence, have a stake thrust in her arse, and so be set over Fleet-Conduit to keep the Dogs from pissing against the Water-tankards, and the little Smock-faced Porter that lifted one of the City Gates off of the hinges, is to see this Execution done, without any further delay. A Bleating Welshman, alias a Goat, as thin as a New-shorn ship, the other day, being pinched with the Cold, took a Cloak napping, and awakening it where it lay, he caught it by the shoulders, and conceited it his own, had not a friend of the right Owners, discovered the mark, and so the poor Welshman was Cozened. Three Flounders the other day were hanged up for Religion in Fleet Street River, but the one of them being over Ceremonious, and fearing that she should be secretly sacrificed to Pan, sent her tale to Mr. Bar-Bell, who was hanged not far from them for --reason, but being touched with the sad condition of his Kindred, notwithstanding the rope was about his neck, rung out their Knell with so loud a twang, that the sound vexed all the fishes to the very souls, insomuch that all the Whales between Highgate and Islington, leaving their spawn behind them, came powdering down into the Thames, where arming themselves with Pikes, the Swordfish siding with them, they valiantly assaulted the Eel-ship at Queen-Hithe, broke open the Prison doors, and redeemed all their Captive Mariners, that the Barbarous Dutch had taken Prisoners, and sold them out by the Pound; after the first assault, the ship yielded herself upon promise of life, that Prisoners being released, all her great Ordnance were immediately after that landed into a Wherry, and by the Sharks and Swordfish were planted in Salisbury Court, to raise War against the Three Kings of Fleet-street; who it seems had not showed them very fair play the Night before; but this being but a Pretence, the Plot was discovered by a blind Apple-woman that kept an Apple-shop in King Harry the Eighth's Codpiece, who seeing the Fish to march down in shoals through the Kennel, fired the beacon in a valley near the Den of the She-Dragon, which inflamed her tongue, that the Poison breaking out, killed Six Spiders and Four Toads sixteen storeys down into a Cellar, where it had like to have fired 2 Barrels of strong Gunpowder Ale, had not a legless Water-Woman came with her empty Tankard and quenched the same, which she straining to do, let such a Fart, that she blew all that invincible Army of Fishes back into the Thames, raising the waves so high, that no less than four Navies of Land-Frigates were cast away in Chelsea Road, three pair of Oars drowned, and a Land-Sculler split against Temple-barre; So that the poor Flounders, notwithstanding the great care of their friends to release them, were inhumanly cut down alive, and though innocent as spotless Maids, yet committed to the fury of the scorching flames, A Sea-Captain taking an unhappy Wag to Sea with him, the second Night they entered the Ocean, coming out of his Cabin upon the Deck, brought in his hand his Cross-staff, and aiming it up at the stars, his Boy standing peeping some distance behind him, thinking his Master was shooting in a Crossbow, fixing his Eye up to see what he aimed at, see a Star fall, whereat overjoyed, he run to his Master, crying, Well shot Captain, 'tis our own I warrant it, for I am sure I see it fall. All married men that are governed by their Wives, are drawing up a Petition to the Wise men of Goatham, That all women that assume the breeches, may when they die, be be buried with their breeches upward, and their Heads downward, which preposterous way of burial will be a great disgrace to the Feminine Sex, if the honest men their Husbands do once prevail. All the known Sluts are to be buried with their faces downwards, with a stake drove through their Breeches, and a bunch of Rosemary and Bays upon't, to give warning to all men to stop their Noses as they pass by her Grave; the reason of this is (as the Old Romans judge) that one Mrs. Easy a Tailor's Wife in Petticoat Lane, thickened her Plum-porridge with her Tail, and gleered over her Christmas Pie with her Child's Shitten-Clout, as she said, To make it look lovely. A Pitiful Furrier on Walbrook-Bridge, being betrothed to a young Maid, afterwards finding another to have a richer fur, forsook his first bargain, whereupon the first holding him to his Word, arrested him, but the Business being put to Arbitration, the poor Furrier was cast, it going so against the grain, that the poor wretch stood three Market-days in a White-sheet in Cheapside, acknowledging his fault with much penitence and contrition, A dead Goose was next Friday Arrested by a couple of Four-legged Sergeants, and carried Prisoners between them into the great Oven in Pasty-nook, she made her Will in manner and following. Inprimis, I give my gaggling voice to the Plebeians, that Vote for the choice of yearly Officers. Item, I give my eyes to the Overseers of the Poor, that they may see the Poor, but not oversee them, nor mistake their Poverty for their own Pockets. Item, I give my empty Skull to the constable, that he may have room for brains to govern the Night without the City, as well as he can the Day within the Walls. Item, I give my Bill to his vigilant Watchmen, that they may keep the City Rats under the shadow of their Horns till they hole them in the Counter. Item, I give my Feathers to the honest Upholsterers to make Down-beds, only my Quills, which I bestow on the Rich Poets of the new Psalms for ever and a day, and after to the poorer sort, by what Names or Titles soever distinguished, whether Clerks, Pedagogues, or inspired Mechanics; Provided they write no better Nonsense than Fumigosus. Item, I give my soul to the Sister Quakers, on condition they Damn it not, as they have done their own. Item, I give my Giblets to the Seekers, if they can but seek till they find them out. Lastly, I give and bequeath my Rump to all those good-Fellows that will learn the Witt

Mercurius Fumigosus, Issue 30

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From Wedneseve, Aug. 16, to Wedneseve, August. 23. 1654. Room for the Jovial Peddler of Parnassus, with all his Merry Crew, with many a Lad, and many a Lass, to th' Fair of Bartholomew. I hinted in my last, the beating of the Spanish Army, out of their Trenches before Arras, it is since further certified by Letters, That the P. of Conda is dangerously wounded, and with a few weak and disordered Horse, is fled into Cambray, which the French are now besieging; the routed Army of the Spaniards fled towards Doway, leaving behind them all their Bag and Baggage, all their great Ordnance, the Archduke himself narrowly escaping, they taking and killing above 9000 of their Foot, and 4000 of their Horse. The 21 instant, Humphrey Marston, (the Leveller,) that killed two of the Council of State's Messengers in Aldersgate street, was himself Executed in the place where he did the murder; and though he was very much weakened with his wounds, yet he showed at his death much courage (if it had been rightly fixed) alleging, That what he did, was in his own Defence, and never much troubled his Conscience, indeed his Courage might rather be called desperateness than valour; I seeing him bend his fist, and offer to strike those that used all care and gentleness in carrying him up the Prison Stairs, and at Canon House, where he was taken, after he had done all the mischief he could against them, though not half so much as he would, He should say, He was sorry for nothing more, than that he had not five or six of them dead at his foot; but he hath answered with his life; a sad Example for all Murderers. From Scotland it is advertised, That G. Middleton hath betaken him into the Isle of Orcades, in expectation of Supplies; though no likelihood be of the same. For our Merry Intelligence, I refer you to Bartholomew Fair, where you may see the perfect Model of Great Bedlam, There you may see, besides all the more Ingenious Shows, Water-works, and Turkish Rope-dances; Drinking and Fighting, Fiddling and Piping, Ranting and Roaring, Smoking, and Whoring; Cozening and cheating, Boozing and eating, &c. There you may buy Bracelets and Rings, and other pretty things, with Paint for your faces, and Lace for your A—ses, Pins, Points and Glasses for Lads and young Lasses, with Ribbons and Toys for your Girls and your Boys, with caps and with Butts, and covers for Sluts, here's Apples and Plums, and Stools for your Bums, here's all things for Money, from P—igge, unto Coney; in Hosier-street Burrow, quite thorough and thorough, you may have good sport, as in Cupid's Court, with false Cans I can tell ye; and false W—s by the belly, who will call you in to their Gammon, and sin: But above all the rest, at the Blackamore's Crest, there's good Entertainment, and Cheer of the best, that's handsomely Cooked, and wholesomely dressed: and so good liquor, I dare for to say, The black Lad's head bears the Bell away; yet if good Wine I need for to toop, Then down runs Pepper at the Antelope; this giveth life to Verse and to Prose, but pox upon want, 'tis Pepper i' th' Nose, The Crown will not fill, nor the Tailor take my bill, though I for good Sack should die, the time I have seen at the head of the Queen, and eke at the White-heart, that rather than lack good Claret or Sack, they'd trust me a Pint of a Quart, but those faithful times, add grief to my Rhymes, when I do them remember; Now down with your dust, Profess we cannot trust, though damned (for want of Belief) before next September. Alas! Alas! I much pity your Conditions. There is a certain report, that in Norfuck and Suffolk, and indeed, all the Land over, there is this Year so Plentiful an increase of all manner of Grain, that the Farmers fearing the cheapness thereof will every year exceed, (that they shall not be able to pay Rent for their Farms) the very conceit of which, hath made some of them to leave their Farms, others to run mad, some few to hang themselves, some to drown themselves in envy of their own Blessings; There is this Week two Antagonists in LOVE the one seeking to allay, the other to increase the flames thereof; the Sonnets are as followeth, To the Tune of, Aim not too High. The Celestial Dog Star casts so Powerful an Influence this Week on Women's Codpieces, that it is impossible to carry a Virginity among them, which will not be seized on by these She-Mastiffs, that are so eager of their Game, that in Sodom, Gomorrah Long-Acre, Drury-lane, Tatliffe Highway; and many other places, they run open-mouthed at their Prey; As this last week, a Carter fetching Grains for his Horse, near the Place last named, one of these she-Mastiffs, set upon him; pulling him down into the Bin of grains, insomuch that the poor Carter had like to have been ravished by her, she biting so close by the breech, that she broke his lusty Codpiece Point, making a second Joseph of the man, who fled from her with his Breeches about his heels; and when she could not have her desire, laid the blame on him, that he would Ravish her. Another (being a Cooper's maid at Dowgate) wanting a Hoop for her Bucking-tub, had provided a Cooper's man in Lime-street to do the Job for her, at 10 o'Clock at Night, which they had done undiscovered, or apprehended, had not the Wench's Voice been heard by one of the Apprentices, saying; It's in; It's in; to which the Cooper replied, come buss me then. Two of these she-Ranters, walking lately a clicketting to Rygate, picked up two Curs or Dicks by the way, and ticing them back to an Ale-house, kept them there all day till Midnight, about which time they all stripped themselves stark naked, and fell to dancing about their Room, which noise so disturbed the Master of the House, that he sent for Mr. Constable, who apprehending them, the women would not hide, but the next day went stark naked about the streets; being demanded if they had Husbands? they replied, Their Husbands were within them, which was God. Oh that Women (the shape of Angels) should prove worse than Devils! The Lancashire Witches are to be acted this Bartholomew Fair in a Poppet-play, and a Bolton Baboon, that is blind on the right eye, and lame on the left hand, is to dance a Jig to the Horn-Pipes with Jenny Idle, his enchanted Lady; her Breech is to be dressed up in a French Hood, with a pair of Pot-hooks for her Ear-wires, her hat pinned up on one side with a Butcher's prick, with the little swerting Jackanapes, his illegitimate Issue, begotten on the Butcher's Stall, to hold up her Train after her, purring his worshipful Daddy on the Legs, The Thames was so dry this week, for want of Water, that the winds (as the Old Philosophers say) keeping back three Tides together, Graves-end Barge rowed up all the way by Land, many great Fishes coming ashore for want of water, whereby much grass and Corn was devoured up by them; especially by Whales, Porpoises, Sea-horses, Seals, and other Monstrous Fish, that a little before the storm, by instinct of Nature, had left the distemper of the Ocean, and put themselves up into Rivers for safety; the Country Bores have last Night sent a Message to Neptune the King of the ocean, to desire satisfaction for their damages, which he utterly denyeth, laying all the blame on Boreus who had unadvisedly let loose some quilonian Prisoners, that had by their unruliness smoked their distempered Air into his watery Dominions, to the great disturbance as well as damage of his peaceable subjects.

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From Wedneseve, Decem. 13. to Wedneseve, De. 20. 1654. Take an old Host, and tie him to the Post, and up with my Hostess heels, or send him drunk to bed, and then horn his head, and spin till his Daughter reels. The Levelling Hectors of Scotland joining with the Moss Troopers, resolve to destroy all that refuse a conjunction with them; some report them 900, others a thousand, but I for my part am of opinion they may either be more or less. The D. of Gloucester since his redemption from the Jesuits, is now on his journey to Cullen, to give his Royal Brother thanks for His Pious care in redeeming his Dove-like Innocence from the serpentical craft of those subtle Foxes, that the Queen, with Cardinal Mazarine, and Mr. Watt. Mountague had set to prey upon him though to little purpose, he resolving rather to be ruled by his Sovereign Brother Charles, and to stand firm (according to the last Charge of his dying Father) in the true Protestant Religion, and not leave sound and wholesome Food, to feed on dross and garbage, the husks of Antichristian Mountebanks. On Wednesday last, one Biddel, who has vented Blasphemous Books against the Deity, which Books by the Honourable Parliament were not only called in, but ordered to be burnt by the hands of the common Hangman, the said Beddel (the Author) being committed to the Gate-house; and the Printers and Publishers to be found out, and punished. The return of John Lilburn home from banishment, he taking an Engagement to live peaceably and quietly under the Government Established. A Marriage proposed between the King of France, and the Princess of Portugal. Thus you have the sum of this Weeks serious Intelligence, now let me tune my Muse, to tell you more true-lies, Then there be Pots in Plum-porridge, or Ovens in Mince pies. A Company of young Citts, being the other day rehearsing of a Comedy they intended to Act in the Holidays, were so dreadfully scared by the Ghost of Ignoramus, that mistaking their Cues, they were all put so beside their Parts, that they have never been in their right Wits since; the Scene altering from Comic to Tragic because they could not agree who should Act that Part that required the Best Clothes, so that if an old Woman with a Besom had not come in and parted them, The tragedians had doubtless acted up to the Noses in White-blood; but the jig of the jest was, That when they came to gather groats a piece for the Reckoning, half the Actors stood as mutes, and not able to move their hands to their Pockets. Two Maids the last night playing Christmas Gambols abed, were spied by a young Man, who having admittance into them, fell so hard to the sport of horsing the Wild-Mare, that he got their Maidenheads for his pains, so that if any cracked chamber-maid want a maidenhead, inquire for Dick the lusty Butcher of Eastcheap, and he can afford her a lusty Penny-worth. All the Timber-Trees in Woods Close are Ordered to be felled to build Ships for the next Summer's Expedition into the World in the Moon, and to be built in Hy-bury barn Dock, the Guns are all made of Pasteboard, for the lightness of the carriage, and to shoot Sugar-plums instead of Bullets; all the Sails are to be made of three-piled Satin, the Mainmast of Gingerbread, the Anchors of Cork, and all the ropes and tacklings of Greenland Yarn, twisted by the Gimph-twisters of Bedlam-fields, this Navy is to be victualled with all manner of Flying-fish, Creeping Fowl, and two-legged Beeves and Muttons; they are to trade for Pigs of Silver, all that new-found World being so full of silver Mines, that Silver Ore is there far cheaper than Newcastle Coals at the Shields, the Churches and Houses being all covered with sheets of Silver, and the streets paved with Precious Stones; the people of the Country being of such generous spirits, that they think scorn to undervalue themselves so low, as to take money for any of their Commodities, but give them freely to all strangers whatsoever; This cannot choose but be a great Encouragement to those Mariners and Soldiers that shall undertake this Honourable Voyage. A Pack of two-legged Beagles the other day hunting a Hare in Hyde Park, by chance started a Lion in a Fox's skin, which so amazed the Hounds, that they all being at a stand, turned tail to the Hare, and shutting their ears and mouths, ran home in a full Cry, as far as the Dog-house in Moore-fields, where they are to be kennelled till next hunting-Time, and to be fed with nothing but Carrion, and then to be led in odd Couples through Hounds-ditch to hunt Squirrels upon the Scaffold on Tower Hill the next Paddington Fair day, falling out on Christmas Eve, 1653. Such a Multitude of Moles are in Essex, that they turn up many of the best Oaks by the roots, that makes such plenty of firing, that all the Chimneys in Mock-beggar-Hall are smoking with the great Fires that are kept in them; insomuch that all the Beggars in the Hundreds are coming thither to supply their wants of Firing this cold time of Christmas: Some report, That not only Trees, Hedges and Ditches are cast up by them, but many Houses, Brick-walls, and Chimney-hearths are rooted up by them; to the terror of many Inhabitants of that County, who have sent for all the Mole-catchers in the Fens, offering them any content to destroy them; which many have attempted to do, though as yet to little purpose. The Carriers' Horses that were robbed the last Week upon Paul's steeple, are ever since so troubled with the staggers, that they can do nothing but stumble, the Carrier that owns those Cattle intends to sell them to the Gypsies to draw about the lame Camel, which the next summer is to go a weeping with my L. of Stafford's Ape on his back to the Dog-house. The Quakers assembled at Glaziers' Hall, meeting together last first Day, cried out Damnation, Damnation, and that they were Damned in Hell; the Devil appeared amongst them in likeness of a Porter, and took one of them at their words, carrying him to the place he desired; all that are desirous to be of that Congregation may repair to those damnation-people at Glaziers' Hall, near Pails Wharf, The Dippers the last Monday bought up all the Fat Oxen in Smithfield, intending to feast all the Poor people in Great Bedlam this good time of Christmas; they are how hiring all the Cooks in Nodnol to dress Cattle, roast Beef, and make Mince Pies, and 'tis thought Tables will be placed in Paul's, and round the Old Exchange and Leaden-Hall, A Callow-bearded young Man, the other night after Supper, going fasting to bed, was so troubled in his sleep with Old Cooks' Dreams, that his Chaps watered all the day after, It was thus, He dreamed that he saw a stately Piece of Beef with a Cloak of Cabbage, Embroidered with Pepper, having two Honourable Pages with Hats of Mustard on their Heads, himself in great Pomp sitting upon a Cushion of white Brewis lined with brown Bread; he as one hungering after his Honour, began to pull his cushion from under him, hoping by that means to give him a fall, but with a start he awaked, and so was prevented of his Eating in Bed; But slumbering again; he thought he saw for the Second Course a leg of Mutton come smoking in with his Hose drawn with Parsley, and thinking to put his hand in his Pocket to feel for his Knife to hox him; but mistaking his Pocket, he accidentally run his hands just between his Wife's legs, and put her to the Squeak, and himself to the start, and was the second time mis-put; But since that time, Two Citizens' Wives the last Friday going to the Eel-Ships to buy Eels by the Pound, one of them taking a great Eel of Three Pound weight, would needs carry it home in her Apron, but coming back, as she sat straddling in the Boat, the Eel finding a hole in her Apron (Joan's placket being torn) wriggled into the Eel-hole between her legs, where it still lies wobbling about, as in a bed of Mud; she fearing, lest she should be with Grigge, hath sent for all the City Bobbers to come with their tacklings to bob for her. Three Thieves were the last Week robbed of their livelihoods near Paddington, many went along with them to learn the art of Nubbing, intending not long after to practise that Art; A great fray had the same time like to have been between a Black Jack and Gregory about the disposing of a Cloak, some Oaths were sworn, and as I hear, a box of the ear given, and the Cloak rescued from the Gallows, and given to a Rum Cull that stood by. Two full Moons were the last Thursday seen in a Maid's Milking-pail, as she was milking a Bull near High-Bury-Barn, the Astrologers of Hornsey being rid Post for to tell the meaning of this strange Apparition; Some think, That no man can interpret the meaning but Lilly the grand As-strologitian of Great Bedlam, yet the old Philosophers are of opinion, That Lady Lucina can reach the Mystery of this Prodigy without a Jacobs staff of the length of a Maypole.

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From Wedneseve, August 15. to Wedneseve, Aug. 22. 1655. Come Cicely and Sue, come Mary and Prue, come Robin Sim and Dick, to the Faire go we, as merry as Bee, to look on Jack-Pudding's Trick. The King of Sweden's great happiness in possessing the Kingdom of Polonia without so much as a blow being stricken, or one drop of blood shed, the King of that Country being reported to be fed to Mariemburgh in Germany; and many Triumphant and rare Fireworks were last Friday at Night before the Swedish Ambassador's Lodging at Dorset House, and on Galleries over the Thames, many Noble Personages being feasted there, all Salisbury Court seeming on fire to solemnize that innocent Victory, where a Conduit ran all the while with rich Greek Wine, which was no sooner dry, but great Guns were discharged, two Giants burned to Ashes, the Bells trowling about, whilst Healths went round to His Majesty King CHARLES, who is now absolute master of all Poland. The great care of His Highness in suppressing the Petition of divers Counties on foot, To desire His Highness to accept of the Title, and Exercise the Power of a King. The business concerning the Cavalry Ordered to be examined, and divers Gentlemen discharged already, and the rest of them to be heard with all speed convenient, and discharged, putting in sufficient Bail. The last News from Mallet's Ordinary in Gray's Inn Lane, makes mention of a man-child of two and twenty years of age, supposed the Illegitimate of the said deceased Mallet, that can eat Two Six-penny Pasties, at a meal, besides six Pickled Herrings, and a Cucumber of three Farthings, or 6 Mackerels and half a pound of Butter, and yet rise a hungry; A Cousin of his (being a pitiful Porter at the Stocks) every morning eats Seven halfpenny Loaves without bread; The first, for a stomach, doth Challenge all the great Eaters within twenty miles of London to eat with him for a breakfast of Five Pounds. A Man-child of twenty four years of age, lately being put to Nurse near Chick-lane, sucked off his Nurse's Nose, the Matrons of Jobe's Ward are to sit upon the Bridge of it, to see if there were no disease had formerly loosened it in the hinges, A Son of the Tap in Presbyter Street at the sign of the Sugar-plum and Shuttlecock is to die the death of a Fiddler, for mis-reckoning of his Guests, and afterward to have a stake driven in his breech, and so to be set upon Paul's Steeple for a Weathercock, that the rest of the Cellar sinners may take warning by him, The Pie-mobs of Dog-yard in the County of Sodom, being in this long Vacation much straitened in their Trades and Occupations, the last Night sent a Petition to the She Commons; which is as followeth, The Humble PETITION of us the poor Frigators of Kent-street, Black-more Street, Knock-Vergis, Rosemary Lane, Turnmill-Street, Blooms-bury, Sodom and Gomorrah, &c. Humbly Showing, That your humble Petitioners (being of a very Long standing) have been very serviceable in our Occupations, making [notwithstanding this long Vacation] a very hard shift for a poor livelihood; Yet so it it is, may it please your Whorships, That many self-seekers, being Persons of unsound Principles, have by leaving their Places of residence, betaken themselves to Chambers and by-places about Bartholomew-Fair, as in Cow-lane, Hosier-lane, Duck-lane, nay not Cock-street, nor Little-Bedlam itself excepted; where with unsound Flopses, salt Gammons, and false-bottomed Cans, they intend to engross all TRADING to themselves, and so expose your humble Petitioners to extreme want and Poverty; we being many Thousands of us utterly undone, unless relieved by your Pie-house Wisdoms. Wherefore your poor profirate Petitioners humbly beseech your Whorships, that out of your Pie-house care to uphold Trading, you will take some speedy course to remove the Engrossers, and grant your Petitioners some convenient Place for a standing in or about the Fair. The Petitioners being called into the House, Mrs. Speaker stood up, and told them, The House would take speedy care for the removing all such unsound Vessels, not only to prevent the damage that might accrue to themselves by their so near residence, but for the general good of their neighbours. Our fleet of land Frigates are so lusty in this Road, that they Henpeck all their men, making them Gravel-carriers, insomuch that Night and morning they crow over them whilst the poor henpecked wretches lie sprawling in the Hole, not daring so much as once to cackle against them, though they spit fire, and give them divers shots, that sometimes splits their mainmasts, and often strikes off their foreyards, that notwithstanding they are stout men at arms, yet when they come to buckle a touch, they are always foiled, being gravel-carriers for ever after, and so Henpecked, A fat Sow at the lower end of cock-street, the last week farrowed a great Pig as big as a Calf, the same Night the Devil appeared in an old Woman's tongue, her clack going so nimble, that he Voice drowned 16 Millers that ground Nonsense in the New-river Windmills; one of them was the next Night seem by one of St. Nicholas his Clerks beyond Highgate-Hill, where he took him into a spring to gather Nuts, but finding his stock to be but Thirteen pence half penny, he would not for pity take toll of him, but sent him packing The Pasty-nook Cooks have lately hired Twenty five Nurses three miles on this side Hog-lane to come with shitten clouts, to wipe over their Pigs, to make them look the more brown and lovely during the Fair time, the Hog-yards of the Suburbs are to pay the Nurses half their wages, the Cooks are to have the other half for their pains; therefore it is desired, that no young Citt presume to bring his seeming Wife that way for fear they are tempted to long for them; especially considering, That they have many of them sucked Mastiff Bitches, the flesh of which Pigs will make Women so Masculine, that if the good men escape with their throats, they must endure a Henpecking, if not a Bull-baiting. There groweth a Leather Crab-flock, that bears Roasted Codlings, that is next fall of the leaf to be served as the barren Fig-tree, only the body preserved to make Hungarian Tooth-pickers for the Masters of the Company of Cuckolds' Haven, A great dispute was last Night in Jerusalem street about the reformed Faith of a broken Citizen, and a Charterhouse Lane JEW; which an Old Poet hearing, writ these Verses following. Two or three Bosom friends the last Week going a Nutting as far as Hodsdon, as they returned home in clusters, were overtaken at Edminton with such a shower, that an honest Tailor's Goose swam in strong Water, and had like to have been drowned in Winchester road, had not a notable Wag, with a hazzle Feather in his cap, and one stone in his Codpiece, flung at her, which stone flew with such a force, that it knocked down two female Mortals, stormed Edminton, and killed a She-Capon; the merry Devil of Edminton being invited to her eating, A new pair of Bellows are lately done from London into Devonshire, to blow White-pots, the invention whereof cannot choose but raise the prices of Eggs in Cockney-shire, and much enrich that Country, by the easy making of them; the said Bellows, blowing them faster than they do Glasses at the Glass-house; so that they intend to trade with white-pots into Flanders; or as the Old Philosophers are of Opinion, serve the City with Custards, at the Country Feasts.

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