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User: Texan judge orders Microsoft to stop selling Word, or anything that can open .xml, .docx or .docm files |
Reddit Comment: del *.xml |
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User: More photos of protestors. Sigh... socialism... death care... blah blah... wait! The last one! I'm with you on the last one! |
Reddit Comment: I like the kid holding up the sign that says "No Public Option". |
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User: And my parents had a rough upbringing/background. Too poor to even wash their car at a car wash, they used to go down to Lake Michigan and fill their buckets with that water. They worked 14-18 hour days, 6 days a week. They had nothing, yet they never robbed anyone. They pulled themselves up. Social upbringing? Please. Killing for money? How can anyone think this is acceptable? |
Reddit Comment: Yes, and there's no such thing as mental illness, drug addiction, or coercion that could have been contributing factors to these men's actions. |
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User: Barney Frank Confronts Woman At Townhall Comparing Obama To Hitler- "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table." |
Reddit Comment: Thank you, Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Fox News for contributing your productive and thought provoking citizens to constructive town hall debates about Nazi health-care. |
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User: Bank robberies, even with a note, come with an implied ".. or else". That's a threat of violence. A reasonable person could assume that denying the request on the note would be dangerous to them. That threat of violence is still violence. The threat of violence is also legally considered as a violent crime: see Assault. |
Reddit Comment: you and your facts... |
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User: olds not old's |
Reddit Comment: so cool. |
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User: White Adult, 2 teens charged with beating elderly black man |
Reddit Comment: What fine, upstanding young gentlemen. |
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User: Guantanamo teenager will sue US - 12 years old then 7 Years of Hell |
Reddit Comment: Good luck with that. |
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User: If even one person on Earth who claims to speak to/hear God were telling the truth, surely God would have told one of them about a young lady living in a shed. Why does no one point this out? |
Reddit Comment: The real question is why God hasn't killed Barack ***HUSSEIN*** Obama yet, seeing how he's an Afro-Arab socialist facist Nazi who is also a racist and the Antichrist... Wouldn't he be on the top of the list for smiting? |
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User: Read the comment section. The Glenn Beck fluffers are silent this time around. As for the princess, I can't imagine how she is any way qualified to lead men. It's evident that she lack self control, empathy, and honor. |
Reddit Comment: Women shouldn't lead men anyway... it's in the Bible! |
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User: Well, I guess they must like fat chicks over there. |
Reddit Comment: Being in a region that is that hot and being forced to sweat it out in a burka... well maybe they just want weight loss to be done through different means... Besides we really shouldn't tell people how their societies should behave and we certainly shouldn't tell muslims what things within their religion to believe and not believe in... |
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User: Ron Paul Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize: Here he argues against intervention, mass murder, and financial disaster, and shows up one of the most sinister of Obama's lying neocons, Richard Holbrooke. (video 5+ min) |
Reddit Comment: but he's totally racist |
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User: No wonder California is broke - The $350K Nurse: Cali's Outrageous Public Sector Salaries |
Reddit Comment: Thank you unions. |
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User: Fox News: Firefox most popular search engine after Microsoft and Apple |
Reddit Comment: Foxnews is the most accurate reporting service next to the bible. |
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User: Teens Hug Each Other. EVERYBODY PANIC |
Reddit Comment: OMG, WHAT'S NEXT, KISSES? |
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User: Right so I actually don't have much of a problem with this. Except they have to go back in time to the 80s, where there are tons of better jokes to use than the lame 70s stuff this guy came up with. For example, you could set up Marty's parents as a knowing parody of a John Hughes movie: his Mom's dressing up like Molly Ringwald and his Dad's a pathetic loser spouting Ferris Bueller quotes. You could get in winks at all the great 80s teen movies from The Breakfast Club on down. The original Marty McFly laughed at his parents antiquated television set, but imagine a modern teen with no google and no cell phone. Replace the Reagan joke with a riff on the Terminatuh being the current governor of California and you're pretty much set. Marty's supposed to be a teen in high school which means he was born in the 90s -- so the time frame works too. |
Reddit Comment: nono, he'll go back to 1985 to stop the Syrians from killing doc, and totally undo the built up continuity of the previous 3 films. |
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User: Some of us have big dicks. |
Reddit Comment: Who said I didn't have a big dick? |