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Reddit Comment: People all over Chicago are smacking our heads in unison after seeing this.
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User: I guess Reddit likes drunk drivers?
Reddit Comment: Everyone just assumed you dropped this:
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User: Haha. I love how you clearly Photoshopped the pictures to make the Earth look curved. It's liars like you that mislead everyone into thinking the Earth is round.
Reddit Comment: syndicate, shouldn't you be watching Fox News right now?
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User: Why do movies always show people get high and trip out looking at their hands? I don't understand this stereotype... Hands are really great; but I don't understand what the people in these portrayals are supposed to be thinking... (I don't know if that semi-colon was used correctly [or if that hyphen or those parentheses or these brackets were used correctly either])
Reddit Comment: Those damn Jews in Hollywood..always exaggerating everything!
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User: What about your second point... "Freedom and liberties"
Reddit Comment: He meant Freedom and Liberties for him, not for criminals.
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User: We are about to lose the Afgan war. The government we support is corrupt, the enemy is rich, our resolve is thin, our ally in the region is corrupt and in a civil war. OBL will die in his bed. The greatest military power ever will not avenge 911. Al Queda is going to win. Unbelievable.
Reddit Comment: You know, anything sounds negative when you put it like that!
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User: "Women spend 68 percent more on their health care than men during the prime childbearing years. Women who suffer domestic abuse spend 42 percent more on their health care than non-abused women. One in five women delay seeking medical care because they can't get time off from work."
Reddit Comment: Men should be charged equally during their prime childbearing years.
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User: Excellent idea! Now I just need data worth that level of encryption.
Reddit Comment: easy, just dl some child porn and you're good to go!
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User: There was a rash of muggings in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. They made money in a down economy too.
Reddit Comment: .. erm .. good for them, i guess .. they're making a stand for the free market.
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User: jesus christ, that's a funny diagram.
Reddit Comment: zombie, frankenstein, jesus, now thats a real trinity
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User: Hundreds of HANDWRITTEN notes, reading "Kill Jews", are found blanketing an entire neighborhood in Brooklyn, NY.
Reddit Comment: I'm so glad that I feel safe to practice my own religion without fear of being murdered in my own country...
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User: My Catholic high school didn't let a girl participate in the graduation ceremony because she was pregnant. Of course, if she had gotten an abortion the school would have never known, so it effectively punished her for following what the church teaches and keeping her baby.
Reddit Comment: How admirable.
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User: Tell me again why we don't fucking vet people at the border with a background check and/or psych evaluation. Anyone who believes in stoning, flogging, amputating etc is clearly a high risk violent individual who will be likely to commit 'honour crimes'. Why the fuck are we allowing in mentally disturbed people without checking them?
Reddit Comment: butbutbut racism ethnic discrimination cultural imperialism aghaghagh
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User: For 99.9% of people, with a bit of learning, you can find an equivalent or better free version of those commercial apps they are used to. A vast number of commercial windows apps are also supported by wine or a commercial wine fork. Sure, you might need to run adobe cs3 until wine fixes the problems with cs4, but it will hardly put you out of business. Most users download from their digital camera and organize their photos, download music, browse the web, check email, write text documents, use spreadsheets and play simple games. All of those things Linux does better than windows or mac by default out of the box. If you are scared to learn or think, get a mac, if you are only scared of learning past what you are used to, get windows.
Reddit Comment: Yeah because WINE is such a piece of cake to use.
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User: 07 - 31 - 2009 7+3+1 = 11 2+9=11 07312009 = 1111
Reddit Comment: ZOMG!
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User: Gay man falsely convicted of molesting children at a daycare, finally freed after 21 years.
Reddit Comment: Clearly the death sentence would have avoided this inconvenience.
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User: Eric Holder is expected to soon name a prosecutor to head the first U.S. criminal investigation into CIA treatment of detainees
Reddit Comment: Wow, that was quick.
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