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i2wr1s4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3j39/me_irl/i2wr1s4/

Apparently I’m in the andromeda galaxy

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i2wr0u4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wr0u4/

All three

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i2wr0cu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wr0cu/

Two and three

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i2wqzmm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqzmm/

What do you contribute?

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i2wquyu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wquyu/

That’s true

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i2wqsjm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2wqsjm/

This. So much this.

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i2wqpnf

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqpnf/

A rare fluke doesn't change the statistics of junkies.

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i2wqlul

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqlul/

TYVM!

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i2wqk3l

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wqk3l/

Head forward like a crocodile

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i2wqifz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqifz/

"There's only two options and both of them support my opinion so I look good, shut up" . Pathetic.

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i2wqhy6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wqhy6/

This is the truest thing I've ever seen.

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i2wqgja

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wqgja/

I'm disabled, i legit do the hand walk

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i2wqfo4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqfo4/

[removed]

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i2wqfc4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsqfqf/meirl/i2wqfc4/

Mom knows best...

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i2wqdyc

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wqdyc/

Okay maybe one 30 years ago

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i2wqckp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wqckp/

You're probably right about that

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i2wqbxm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wqbxm/

I personally can't imagine responding like a toddler with a weak generic diss rather than an actual logical response lmao. You're children . You're immediate response is a half assed played out generic diss, and to downvote. As if I care about my reddit karma score compared to weak junkie simp incels . You have no logical argument . Keep downvoting and spewing insults, it makes you feel better about yourself but it doesn't negate what I stated .

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i2wq9wv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wq9wv/

Hey my friend also has Crabs But she said they are not from the marke I wonder where fro.

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i2wq4zt

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsp3tk/meirl/i2wq4zt/

I overestimated my confidence

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i2wq3hg

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wq3hg/

Transform yourself into thine HOLY CRUSTACEAN BROTHER for it is the will OF GOD THAT leads us to the glorious sea

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i2wq1jm

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wq1jm/

I just crawl like my ancestors.

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i2wpyqf

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c2h/meirl/i2wpyqf/

Every. Fucking. Day.

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i2wpwl4

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wpwl4/

The baby crawl.

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i2wptzl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wptzl/

Yea.. a middle schooler

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i2wpqq8

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wpqq8/

Bottom one looks like Chad Ferb

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i2wpqd5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wpqd5/

DUDE SAMEEEEE

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i2wpnh7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wpnh7/

you might be watching them out of order.

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i2wpmqs

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wpmqs/

It aint like the old days. Every middle schooler has likely seen triple penetration incest scat porn

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i2wpeot

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wpeot/

I give money and food to anyone that I find that needs it. I would help my neighbors with difficult chores or my husband would help repair stuff around their property. He even helped someone remodel a house they bought in bad condition and made it livable. I also work and support myself. I’m not on drugs anymore but I was doing that stuff even when I was using too.

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i2wpdhl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wpdhl/

Holy shit, I forgot I used to do the third one regularly as a kid. The nostalgia...

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i2wpba6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wpba6/

This feels like something I would stumble across my aunt posting on facebook

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i2wp96c

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wp96c/

Pretty close to it.

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i2wp4nk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wp4nk/

Same but the last one with head first. Do you seriously walk with your body FIRST?! are you swinging your legs around seeing if you can leg sweep a toddler or smth?

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i2wp3jt

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wp3jt/

Same

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i2wp377

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wp377/

2nd and 3rd

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i2wp131

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wp131/

As long as they got their needs met and are happy (as happy as you can be in this work culture) why should they change their life?

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i2wp01h

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wp01h/

crocodile walking🤣🤣

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i2woxan

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2woxan/

You either have no real trauma at all or just repressed it so hard you can't deal with it, so please just shut up.

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i2woxaf

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttb8c3/me_irl/i2woxaf/

Best thing ever!

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i2wovsn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wovsn/

top right and bottom

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i2wouq7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wouq7/

[Metacarcinization](https://xkcd.com/2418/)

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i2woti7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2woti7/

I didn't know there were still people holding on to this ignorant belief that people who do drugs don't work. What decade are you from?

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i2wot40

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wot40/

But how will you get drugs if you don't have a job?

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i2wos9a

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wos9a/

Thank you for the laugh 😂

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i2wor0t

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wor0t/

me holding a lean cup: I'm sure you will like it

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i2woqb6

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2woqb6/

The second one… I didn’t realize how stupid it looked until now lol

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i2wojir

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wojir/

Lmao. You objectively are a weak little bitch with these responses. T.R.I.G.G.E.R.E.D.

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i2wojcb

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wojcb/

2

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i2wohmu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wohmu/

I’m a really good person to the people around me. I treat everyone with respect and I wake up every day trying to be the best friend/ family member I can be

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i2wohkk

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wohkk/

Walking on my hands is the funniest way to walk in the shallows for me

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i2wogr9

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wogr9/

Its the only way to avoid getting stabbed in the feet by rocks.

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i2woavu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2woavu/

All my homies hate working

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i2wo9lq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wo9lq/

Reddit 😩

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i2wnyp3

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7di2/meirl/i2wnyp3/

We probably have poor DIY skills as we accepted a long time ago that we won't ever own a house 🤣

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i2wnxs8

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wnxs8/

Because something "spicy" to a little kid is anything more flavorful than a cooked spaghetti noodle lol

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i2wnvno

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wnvno/

This post made me smoke another bowl instead of doing my work

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i2wnnx1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wnnx1/

Bottom one for sure

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i2wnlap

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wnlap/

I do all 3 like some sort of demon

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i2wnl2j

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wnl2j/

I’m the second one 😪 it’s just better.

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i2wnjk1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wnjk1/

[removed]

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i2wnaod

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wnaod/

how will you pay for the drugs then????

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i2wnae7

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wnae7/

A middle schooler would probably crank one out over this

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i2wn8xn

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wn8xn/

2nd and 3rd, I’m really feeling attacked right now

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i2wn7oe

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wn7oe/

yes of them

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i2wn76p

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wn76p/

Yes and head first on bottom one.

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i2wn4bv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wn4bv/

I just roll a dice to see which one I do

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i2wn3l2

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wn3l2/

Knees is also an option

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i2wmys3

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wmys3/

Ok WHO THE F***WALKS AS NUMBER 3?????

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i2wms09

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wms09/

3

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i2wmr5l

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wmr5l/

Yes

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i2wmr23

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wmr23/

The bottom one fs

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i2wmo5s

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wmo5s/

Imagine hating drugs and loving work being the sane option

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i2wmmm5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wmmm5/

I have a rule of thumb: I never pick up the phone and always let it go to voicemail. If your voicemail it’s not compelling, go fuck yourself. If you don’t leave a voicemail, go fuck yourself. If you don’t leave a text before or after you call explaining the call, go fuck yourself.

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i2wmk6p

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wmk6p/

Every time 😂

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i2wmg9l

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wmg9l/

I don't get "triggered". I'm not a weak little bitch that can't manage my past trauma who uses it as an excuse to be catered to in life.

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i2wmdw2

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wmdw2/

I don’t know what this means but it made me laugh

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i2wm3hq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wm3hq/

All of the above

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i2wm2po

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wm2po/

My God.

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i2wm2cc

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wm2cc/

Ferb as an adult what a Chad

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i2wlzfo

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wlzfo/

Bottom

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i2wlz51

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7i87/meirl/i2wlz51/

I hate to be /that/ man, but it cost the taxpayers $121,000 and drew over 700,000 people to the waterfront that weekend. It was self-sufficient.

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i2wlvfl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wlvfl/

What do you contribute

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i2wlunz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wlunz/

Bruh I do hand walking too

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i2wltpp

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wltpp/

There is an app called RoboKiller that I paid like 20$ for the year and it screens numbers I don’t have saved and literally asks them why they are calling, then tells me why this number is calling and asks if I want to answer it

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i2wltkl

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wltkl/

I agree with the OP, that doesn't mean I'm an unemployed drug addict, you should lighten up a bit

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i2wlt4w

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wlt4w/

Top of your class weren't you

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i2wlrpr

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wlrpr/

I mean are we really human if we don't walk on our hands when we get the chance?

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i2wlkzh

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wlkzh/

I hate working. Doesn't mean I don't do it.

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i2wlkvv

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wlkvv/

I do all 3. True balance. I prefer 2 and 3 more than 1, however.

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i2wljpu

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wljpu/

I love how this is such a common experience

1comment

i2wljjz

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wljjz/

True

1comment

i2wlga1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wlga1/

1st one

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i2wlf7x

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wlf7x/

or, hear me out here…we let people enjoy what the want ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

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i2wle65

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wle65/

You should run for president or at least hang with his son.

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i2wlc9g

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wlc9g/

U2?

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i2wlbt1

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wlbt1/

It's weird to think that there was a point in my life where I couldn't handle pepperoni on a pizza but now Buffalo flavored stuff is my favorite.

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i2wl9fq

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tskaf0/meirl/i2wl9fq/

We’re just lizards at the end of day.

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i2wl7l8

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wl7l8/

[deleted]

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i2wl5s5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wl5s5/

All 8

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i2wl5m5

2s5ti

meirl

https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wl5m5/

I turn into a crab.