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| i2wx22z | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:19:10Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wx22z/ | Soooo... Immigrants get to do all the shitty jobs and you just get to lie back and smoke weed? | -0.5574 | 5 |
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| i2wwzps | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:18:41Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwzps/ | All | null | 1 |
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| i2wwybs | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:18:24Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3j39/me_irl/i2wwybs/ | Ping of 81.2 quadrillion ms. F for you | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wwxwm | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:18:19Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwxwm/ | 🦀🦀 | null | 2 |
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| i2wwujm | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:17:39Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwujm/ | Well thanks to the media and such the only activities we hear about these people is when they’re running around naked or stabbing someone and stealing their TV for more bath salts.
Not a very lovely sight that people want to deal with so, thy shall be exiled. | -0.3997 | -1 |
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| i2wwu16 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:17:33Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsln86/meirl/i2wwu16/ | “Licensed” “therapists” on tiktok sure sound trustworthy | 0.7096 | 1 |
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| i2wwtci | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:17:24Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwtci/ | [removed] | null | 1 |
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| i2wwr2q | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:16:57Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwr2q/ | r/antiwork | null | 1 |
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| i2wwqa7 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:16:47Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwqa7/ | Have fun on government standardized income | 0.5106 | -5 |
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| i2wwovd | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:16:30Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7igz/meirl/i2wwovd/ | Basically, just a big setup for the genie to slap a guy on his way out of Hollywood. | 0.1531 | 12 |
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| i2wwnpi | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:16:17Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwnpi/ | I have a love hate relationship | 0.128 | 2 |
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| i2wwk42 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:15:34Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwk42/ | You got a lithp? | 0 | 21 |
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| i2wwjg4 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:15:25Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwjg4/ | he said drugs you can't just make coke in most places it isn't like weed | -0.2755 | 15 |
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| i2wwiat | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:15:11Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwiat/ | "They are bringing a siesta and leaving you with a nap" | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wwd0c | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:14:09Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wwd0c/ | Third one but head first | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wwa0x | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:13:32Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wwa0x/ | It’s a literal weed. | null | 30 |
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| i2ww77z | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:12:58Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww77z/ | Both | null | 1 |
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| i2ww6st | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:12:53Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww6st/ | "Wait a minute! These are the drugs we dumped into their country decades ago!" | -0.508 | 3 |
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| i2ww55h | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:12:34Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww55h/ | Community pot farm. | null | 21 |
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| i2ww4y2 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:12:32Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww4y2/ | Basically | null | 1 |
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| i2ww320 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:12:09Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww320/ | i dont like life :( | 0.0762 | 2 |
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| i2ww1ra | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:11:54Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ww1ra/ | [removed] | null | 1 |
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| i2ww0ra | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:11:42Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2ww0ra/ | Notice that not once you mention happiness… what good is being healthy and living longer if you have to work? | 0.6808 | 5 |
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| i2wvw0s | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:10:47Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbzp1/meirl/i2wvw0s/ | Lmao | null | 1 |
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| i2wvu8q | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:10:26Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbnpo/meirl/i2wvu8q/ | It does, however, assist. | 0 | 7 |
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| i2wvu2u | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:10:24Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvu2u/ | All 3 and different points in time and I don’t mean in my life time but at each trip to the shore | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wvsvh | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:10:09Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wvsvh/ | Have we actually checked recently? I think we need to vote on this. | 0 | 17 |
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| i2wvnrn | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:09:08Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvnrn/ | [removed] | null | 1 |
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| i2wvkz2 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:08:34Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvkz2/ | Yes | null | 1 |
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| i2wvfsw | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:07:33Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvfsw/ | For long arms, use the elbows. | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wvfpq | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:07:32Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wvfpq/ | This is true however it's never safe to assume a loved one wouldn't take advantage of your unfortified flank. | 0.5505 | 3 |
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| i2wvce5 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:06:52Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wvce5/ | I crab 🦀 walk | null | 1 |
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| i2wv9dy | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:06:15Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wv9dy/ | If anybody needed drugs more, it's this guy lol. Chill him out a notch or two. | 0.4215 | 6 |
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| i2wv28s | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:04:49Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wv28s/ | 3 ofc | null | 1 |
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| i2wv1er | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:04:39Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsl62n/meirl/i2wv1er/ | yes it absolutely can if you are willing to diet and compromise on non name brand shit and actually put in work | -0.2263 | 0 |
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| i2wv12i | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:04:35Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wv12i/ | [deleted] | null | 2 |
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| i2wuz8z | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:04:13Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsl62n/meirl/i2wuz8z/ | inflation? god i fuckin hate obama | -0.4391 | 0 |
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| i2wutdd | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:03:02Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsaxbq/me_irl/i2wutdd/ | As someone from a country that doesn't have them, that is valid. | 0 | 2 |
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| i2wumr6 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:01:41Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wumr6/ | "back legs"? | null | 1 |
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| i2wulw7 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:01:31Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wulw7/ | [removed] | null | 1 |
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| i2wulod | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:01:29Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wulod/ | Which one don’t i do? | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wuj7q | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:00:59Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wuj7q/ | [removed] | null | 1 |
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| i2wueov | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T23:00:04Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7fz9/meirl/i2wueov/ | “Wow you look so much better now!”
And now you know how much they thought you looked like an ugly piece of shit before | -0.364 | 4 |
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| i2wudpv | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:59:53Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wudpv/ | Mad about something, bro? | -0.4939 | 4 |
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| i2wu90n | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:56Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu90n/ | average twitter user | 0 | 2 |
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| i2wu8a4 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:47Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu8a4/ | Lmao dude you sound like a total pussy. Someone makes a joke and you turn it into some weird shit? People have been doing drugs for literally longer than jobs existed, just fuckin chill. | 0.5106 | 8 |
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| i2wu7y4 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:42Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu7y4/ | Bruv obviously walking on my hands smh🤣🤣🤣🤣 | 0.8885 | 1 |
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| i2wu6nq | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:26Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wu6nq/ | Samsung phones also has a "reason for calling" feature. It displays the txt on the calling screen. | 0 | 28 |
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| i2wu4o0 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:02Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c3h/meirl/i2wu4o0/ | My bank account acts as a pretty good set of brakes when considering doing anything at all | 0.7269 | 5 |
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| i2wu4gf | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:58:00Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu4gf/ | I mean, yeah... but I don't think leaving early to smoke is a great thing. Like, live and let live and all, but it's pretty universally agreed that that's not really a great choice. | 0.9136 | -25 |
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| i2wu1cx | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:57:21Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu1cx/ | Bottem | null | 1 |
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| i2wu104 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:57:17Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wu104/ | The 2nd and 3rd one their the best | 0.6369 | 1 |
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| i2wu0k1 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:57:12Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wu0k1/ | Come on guys they don't deserve so many downvotes they're trying to help this man live a longer and healthier life, even if they don't have to or need to say anything they're trying to help and have good intentions ^^
Edit: I thought you meant cigarettes, not Marijuana, if I'm not mistaken isn't it actually helpful to your health? | 0.7951 | -19 |
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| i2wtynz | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:56:49Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtynz/ | Okay I said all three but I’ll add this to the list and make it four. I also like to just float face down in the shallow water and get slowly washed ashore. I call it “potato-ing” and then I get washed all the way ashore and would look at my wife and say “look babe, I’m a beached whale” 😂 she’s my ex-wife now. | 0.8201 | 1 |
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| i2wtyjd | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:56:47Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtyjd/ | Hands, idk why but the hands one | -0.0516 | 1 |
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| i2wtq7c | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:55:06Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtq7c/ | Anyone said all three yet? | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wtpcq | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:54:56Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsw83z/me_irl/i2wtpcq/ | Yes! | null | 1 |
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| i2wto7w | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:54:42Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7di2/meirl/i2wto7w/ | Speak for yourself. Ex Industrial mechanic here, never had a dad but I was the only man in a family full of women who needed man skills so I learnt them. Not much I can't do or fix but I broke my spine so being good with my hands is no longer a skill I can't market to make monies. So I am incredibly useful but painfully broke... | -0.7676 | 3 |
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| i2wtmo7 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:54:23Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wtmo7/ | Yeah, that chair will fit perfect is the corner by the fireplace. Just rotate the TV 90 degrees and we’re golden. | 0.8126 | 2 |
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| i2wtgft | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:53:07Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtgft/ | This is the correct format | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wtgbh | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:53:05Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wtgbh/ | Every. Damn. Time. | null | 47 |
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| i2wtg26 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:53:02Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wtg26/ | I BE C R A B | null | 1 |
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| i2wtehu | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:52:43Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wtehu/ | I don't want caller ID, I want caller IQ | null | 10 |
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| i2wteis | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:52:43Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9v20/meirl/i2wteis/ | I can vouch, when I wear a tank top to sleep a squash grows thru my fence. | 0.2023 | 118 |
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| i2wtbgf | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:52:06Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsvsul/meirl/i2wtbgf/ | That government sounds kinda sexy to me ngl. | 0.4779 | 4 |
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| i2wt9cz | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:51:41Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt1tbb/meirl/i2wt9cz/ | Its a really delicious oreo milkshake, you've got to get your parents to get you one | 0.6115 | 3 |
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| i2wt07t | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:49:51Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wt07t/ | Nothing sticks it to the man like a fetanyl overdose | 0.3612 | 2 |
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| i2wsybd | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:49:29Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wsybd/ | Especially since we know you live alone. No redditor has ever lived with a woman or had a roommate who was home ever. | -0.4939 | 2 |
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| i2wsxjz | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:49:20Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsxjz/ | They tuk er jobs! | 0 | 6 |
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| i2wsuk7 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:48:45Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsuk7/ | Im the third should be the other way around | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wstvg | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:48:36Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ttbv93/meirl/i2wstvg/ | Exactly you don't go putting yourself in a flanking position like that. | 0.3612 | 8 |
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| i2wsrma | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:48:10Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsrma/ | Depends on how much I wanna feel like Godzilla that day | 0.3612 | 1 |
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| i2wsomh | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:47:34Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsomh/ | Definitely the one with hands it just feels more easy WHY WOULD I SPEND ENERGY ON WALKING 😅 | 0.8814 | 1 |
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| i2wsnk0 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:47:21Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsnk0/ | Why don't we just produce our own, that's + drugs and + jobs. | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wsmhq | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:47:08Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wsmhq/ | Cribbidy crabbidy 🦀 | null | 6 |
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| i2wsm6a | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:47:05Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsm6a/ | Yes but without work you can't afford drugs | 0.2144 | 4 |
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| i2wsg8f | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:45:54Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsg8f/ | But when u run out of money u gon love job cause if no job no money no droogs👀 | 0.8255 | 1 |
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| i2wsemv | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:45:35Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wsemv/ | Give some credit to Shane Mauss, he wrote this joke years ago | 0.6249 | 4 |
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| i2ws9y9 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:44:39Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt3p08/meirl/i2ws9y9/ | This is the way | 0 | 1 |
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| i2ws9n4 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:44:35Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws9n4/ | third one | null | 1 |
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| i2ws6lh | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:43:59Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws6lh/ | I honestly don't because I realized I was doing it one day and then became too aware of doing it so I can't anymore lol | 0.17 | 0 |
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| i2ws49t | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:43:31Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws49t/ | If you did the first one. You deserve punishment | -0.4939 | 1 |
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| i2ws41f | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:43:28Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2ws41f/ | These are the two ways. Thank you | 0.3612 | 1 |
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| i2ws2ho | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:43:09Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2ws2ho/ | The good ol’ screen and filter | 0.4404 | 40 |
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| i2wrzy8 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:42:37Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wrzy8/ | If you're not in my contacts you ain't getting an answer | 0 | 16 |
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| i2wrxys | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:42:13Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7cg7/meirl/i2wrxys/ | Me building up the courage to unsubscribe from meirl because there’s nothing new only reposts | 0.4939 | 3 |
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| i2wrx6l | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:42:04Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrx6l/ | I was about to say third one but not reversed, but someone already said it | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wruxd | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:41:36Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7cg7/meirl/i2wruxd/ | This is a repost | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wrqni | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:40:47Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ibq/meirl/i2wrqni/ | oklahoma | null | 1 |
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| i2wrpvx | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:40:38Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrpvx/ | A weak man walketh, a smart man sneaks, and the sigma chad defies gravity and physics to assert dominance | 0.1531 | 1 |
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| i2wrobu | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:40:19Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wrobu/ | Welcome to the protestant work ethic. One of the worth things ever brought to america. | 0.5994 | 33 |
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| i2wrn96 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:40:06Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7ejz/meirl/i2wrn96/ | No | null | 3 |
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| i2wrn4j | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:40:04Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrn4j/ | Second and third | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wrgs2 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:38:48Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrgs2/ | I've done it all baby | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wrc9g | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:37:53Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt9e1u/meirl/i2wrc9g/ | Caller ID don’t even work these days. No names or nothing | -0.296 | 16 |
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| i2wrbz3 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:37:49Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tsoi2y/meirl/i2wrbz3/ | I feel like I am the protagonist of a movie about a person who talk to animals. | 0.3612 | 1 |
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| i2wrbjf | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:37:43Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tswh3j/meirl/i2wrbjf/ | 3rd ones how you get sand up your shorts | 0 | 1 |
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| i2wr9v5 | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:37:23Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt5aas/meirl/i2wr9v5/ | Obviously the first option it is then, good for you | 0.4404 | 7 |
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| i2wr8yg | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:37:13Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt8bw8/meirl/i2wr8yg/ | [deleted] | null | 1 |
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| i2wr38r | 2s5ti | meirl | false | "2022-03-31T22:36:03Z" | https://old.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/tt7c2h/meirl/i2wr38r/ | 🎶 I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes, that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh, no, no way, uh-uh)
No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) 🎶 | 0.9542 | 1 |