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### Comment:
It's because we actually have something to gain or lose (our money in the market) based on his actions vs. people that either hate or love him and not investing are fairly insulated from any of his actions having material effect on their life.
### REPLY:
Yeah, but I think rather than just flip-flopping be... |
### Comment:
Id rather hold F for that. At least it hasnt dropped from $50 to $13 in a year
### REPLY:
Only because it started at $13 instead. Imagine what it will drop to next.
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### Comment:
I thought people just had hella stock trading expertise and knew something I didn't. I guess this is what they knew lmao
### REPLY:
lolno we just abuse the regulations to get refunds when the trade goes badly.
### END. |
### Comment:
Tech wreck sounds the most accurate, Trump dump is the sauciest. I don't know, I'm conflicted.
### REPLY:
FANG declaw.
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### Comment:
already bought May 4th USO calls on Thursday. Nigga we made it!
### REPLY:
this guy gets it. i been long oil for a month, shits just getting lit BB
### END. |
### Comment:
Or they could have flown a 747 into it. EZ kill
### REPLY:
gg ez
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### Comment:
$2.5k in May 10 and 10.50 calls. I know the feeling.
### REPLY:
4/27 at 10.5. Easy Money
### END. |
### Comment:
Someone else beat you to chip recked last week
### REPLY:
I posted the cnbc meme yesterday.
This is the WSB redux.
### END. |
### Comment:
This precisely. $SHOP after the Citron report, $AAPL is the next target after this MS report. Easy money.
### REPLY:
i think citron is a little less deceptive than the big banks. citron actually thinks these companies are worth less than current valuations. they issue the reports to help drive down price ... |
### Comment:
No lol it was a joke because their application accepts anyone
### REPLY:
I mean I don't see why anybody would need to get approved to buy puts/calls. A hobo can own the right to purchase/sell shares who gives a fuck lol. Selling contracts is a different story.
### END. |
### Comment:
Why lose some money when you can lose it all?
### REPLY:
I was worried for a second there we’d become a responsible sub. Thank god.
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### Comment:
Where
### REPLY:
Google factor Xa reverse agent and there’s only one result. It’s so bad that multiple large caps r sucking ptla dick including jnj, Pfizer, and Bristol myers
### END. |
### Comment:
No but when would be the ideal time to buy physical gold
### REPLY:
Right now. Things will be nasty 2 years from now if the yield curve inverts which is just a matter of a few months at most. I am going to start stacking silver 1st of next month.
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### Comment:
TLT pays dividends numbnuts so hold the underlying and sell covered calls
### REPLY:
YEAH! This
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### Comment:
Add some triangles too!
### REPLY:
My dick gets hard for some triangles
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### Comment:
Apple is waiting for the time that Elon Musk spends his last PayPal dollar funding his Tesla spinoff in order to buy the finished product to make iCar or some shit
### REPLY:
Truly. Tesla is the next GoPro.
### END. |
### Comment:
So wait, did Trump collude with Russia or is he anti-russian? I'm getting the narrative confused.
### REPLY:
Help me NYTimes, i don't want to think on my own!
### END. |
### Comment:
But fraud IS entertainment
### REPLY:
You know what they say about psychopaths not being able to tell the difference between certain things...
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### Comment:
OK then I'm down for new information: Is there something new that causes this vs. prior rules-of-thumb? are rental companies rotating them out quicker? Are they more expensive now vs. 5 years ago?
### REPLY:
I just think they keep vehicles for less time, people are more wary of beating up a rental car bec... |
### Comment:
Cool.
### REPLY:
Look at your fucking flair
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### Comment:
Lolwut?
### REPLY:
Consumers Credit Union 4.59% APY On Up To $20,000 Rewards Checking
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### Comment:
Spreads are not the smartest plays in the market today. The market has no direction right now, just chop up and down. You'd probably get exercised on again trying to bet a direction now
### REPLY:
Right now I’d probably go with some iron condors if I could. I fucked up by not closing less than 2 weeks t... |
### Comment:
7 - Somehow be completely unaware, despite access to top management, that the only way they were supporting their high prices was through fraudulent claims from a subsidiary that they failed to disclose that they owned.
### REPLY:
Isn't that the story where they had 100% control over that subsidiary (some... |
### Comment:
P.O.N.T.I.A.C.
### REPLY:
Shut the fuck up bot.
### END. |
### Comment:
This is my nightmare since i just started selling credit spreads. Can you talk about the process of the early execution further or is that about all there is to it? I only have an uncovered put position on twitter but it is cash covered.
### REPLY:
I sold some naked twitter puts in December. Pretty easy p... |
### Comment:
I'm super new to all this, thank you for your reply. Very sorry for your loss.
### REPLY:
I really suggest going to tastytrade and learning everything you can. The CBOE also has some free material. Great resources to learn
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### Comment:
Good old lukewarm.
### REPLY:
If I die tell my wife i said, hello.
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### Comment:
lmao price and quantity graph
### REPLY:
supply and demand graph* you degenerate (also just passed microeconomics)
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### Comment:
Many cocks to suck behind a dumpster, you have
### REPLY:
Been doing this for 3 years. RoI isn't the best, tbh.
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### Comment:
Higher oil prices for most part are drag on us economy. Look at recessions and increases in oil prices. They correlate pretty heavily, because for a long time the biggest import was oil. It still is the biggest but not majority any more.
### REPLY:
I believe that dynamic no longer holds weight as the US ... |
### Comment:
Yeah seriously, let some dipshit rich kid take the bulk of the depreciation out of daddy's money. Use the savings to buy FDs.
### REPLY:
Or buy a car that doesn’t depreciate more than 80% the second it comes off the lot like a Civic does
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm with you, keep holding. Recession 2019/2020 when the effects of the corporate tax rates dwindle.
### REPLY:
Buffett Indicator and Shiller Ratio both concur: the market is significantly overvalued. S&P would have to lose 35-40% to reach fair value. Buffett’s not sitting on $116B cash to stimulate ... |
### Comment:
Except the government can just print money to pay off whatever they want.
### REPLY:
China and Japan are done buying your treasuries. So good luck with that
### END. |
### Comment:
Because the top answer was much better lol
### REPLY:
But this is the best and the top and the correct answer.
### END. |
### Comment:
NAPLES! I'm selling my [vacation house](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2750-Gordon-Dr-Naples-FL-34102/43731180_zpid/) there. If you're interested hit me up. I'll knock $50k off since you're a WSB'er
### REPLY:
Can I come over to hang out?
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### Comment:
Yeah. Some parents hate their son/daughter.
### REPLY:
I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.
### END. |
### Comment:
GNAWLEDGE
### REPLY:
#**YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS**
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### Comment:
He could be Australian
### REPLY:
Even more confirmed
### END. |
### Comment:
I agree, I can't time the downfall and I doubt it will happen this week but it must come in the next few months, I'm very excited for all of the buying opportunities
### REPLY:
Dont try to time the bottom, you can get fucked that way
### END. |
### Comment:
Just because you don't understand it, doesn't make it trash.
### REPLY:
> Just because you don't understand it
Technical analysis is easy to understand, because it's targeted at people who can't do math
### END. |
### Comment:
Would this be a good choice for baby's first FD? When would I be likely to pay the least premium for this option, on Monday morning or wait until Wednesday afternoon to buy?
### REPLY:
Depend on whether it goes up towards earnings. If it goes down then premium will be lower. I would buy whatever you are ... |
### Comment:
Really old. Season 4, episode 8, I believe.
Edit: was off by one episode
### REPLY:
Close, Episode 8
### END. |
### Comment:
Good point. Going puts on SNAP then. Mama don’t have that.
### REPLY:
Yet.
### END. |
### Comment:
What would people think if Martin got released after 7 years and cured cancer and got a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit
### REPLY:
Only the haters would be surprised
### END. |
### Comment:
He has 41,268 shares of this 'penny' stock sitting at $1.38, if it goes to $10 he would be at $412,680.
Don't think that is enough to retire after tax and everything. I like to think OP would want a house, car, etc. then there is not enough of money left to put into dividends to live comfortably.
###... |
### Comment:
If you think that's good you should check out this website called Amazon. They will no shit mail your packages to your door instead of making you go get it.
### REPLY:
And then your neighbors watch someone steal the package while your not home
### END. |
### Comment:
So when do your puts expire?
### REPLY:
F
### END. |
### Comment:
Fyi, Adidas was pumped by Kanye very well.
### REPLY:
Tesla needs to bring Kanye on board as a head engineer and then it's straight to the moon
### END. |
### Comment:
Y’all need to hit me up on Google+.
### REPLY:
lol I'm not gonna lie I was the kid who thought Google plus would take down FB
### END. |
### Comment:
The funny part is that they don’t have a phone number.
### REPLY:
Then how do they do margin calls?
### END. |
### Comment:
'Hilarious sub' lol
### REPLY:
This sub is hilarious though
### END. |
### Comment:
It will depend on GOOG earnings
### REPLY:
I don't remember once Google put the market in it's back.
### END. |
### Comment:
Can I Day trade on Robinhood if I buy their premium gold plan?
### REPLY:
Absolutely.
But if you have less than $25k in RH and do more than 3 day trades in 5 trading days you won't be able to anymore.
### END. |
### Comment:
Their impact on the market is not to be fucked with or underestimated tho.
### REPLY:
This guy brains.
### END. |
### Comment:
/u/HellzAngelz don't be a little bitch and delete your posts when you talk shit and get downvoted
### REPLY:
too many downvotes before the anti-brigading feature kicks in, I don't want to be /u/Parson1991
### END. |
### Comment:
How tf do you not know the difference between gambling and options trading?
### REPLY:
Said the guy who lost 12k in 2 months.
### END. |
### Comment:
Hahaha i wont sleep either. I took a risk and bought 11k of QQQ and FB call options at the ultimate dip on friday. Figured i pay theta over weekend expecting pre-market prices to jump. I figured i do the opposite of the logical move of buying puts. since every time i think logically i get burned. might bu... |
### Comment:
When do I buy?
### REPLY:
Margin call
### END. |
### Comment:
Fine I'll buy those Monday
### REPLY:
30 days out or 60 days dte?
### END. |
### Comment:
I say flat. Futures are going flat and the 10-year yield touched 2.97 no long ago.
### REPLY:
Futures are up and 10 yr yield is nearly 2.977%. We going up dude.
### END. |
### Comment:
Hopefully not too green at open, I'm tryna hop in some calls
### REPLY:
Hear ya but the big boys report after today really though. We got time to get in today. Any sort of dip and I'm buying spy.
### END. |
### Comment:
Sweet at first, then sour, then your ass hurts.
### REPLY:
DD: Turks hate lube
### END. |
### Comment:
So what are you
### REPLY:
I am an idiot sandwich.
### END. |
### Comment:
You got a brain kid
### REPLY:
No u
### END. |
### Comment:
all that protein tho
### REPLY:
His GAINZ and losses even out after AIDs tax.
### END. |
### Comment:
Might even go sideways to be honest.
### REPLY:
Somewhere in the multiverse it might even go backwards
### END. |
### Comment:
I hear you guys have been talkin shit 😎
### REPLY:
So did you trade it in?
### END. |
### Comment:
Isn't this a good time to buy, then?
### REPLY:
For semiconductors, yeah. For AAPL, no
### END. |
### Comment:
How so??
### REPLY:
It's 50/50. He says bearish, other guy says bullish. One of them will be right tomorrow.
### END. |
### Comment:
camreeeeee
### REPLY:
Lol damn wsb apparently loves civics. Who knew
### END. |
### Comment:
$2,450,000.
### REPLY:
$2,450,000$
### END. |
### Comment:
Bigger, longer, and uncut?
### REPLY:
I prefer the mushroom cap to snuffleupagus.
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm too much of a cheap fuck to get a nice car, I've been using a 99' Camry for years.
### REPLY:
I know someone at the SVP level driving a 1984 Mercedes...I can't tell you with certainty which class, other than that it's a four door sedan And no, his is not the pampered Sunday driver classic car kind. M... |
### Comment:
> all in
### REPLY:
lol got me
### END. |
### Comment:
Wait you’re not already paying her $10 a month for a nudes subscription?
### REPLY:
Still on my 3 week free trial, I just keep creating new FB accounts to continue to get free trials. Fool proof fappin plan.
### END. |
### Comment:
So buy calls.
### REPLY:
Tried that and it didn't work. Either try again and expect different results or go the opposite direction.
### END. |
### Comment:
Can't see my bags if my eyes are shut.
### REPLY:
But they can still call u about margins
### END. |
### Comment:
That is the best fucking part
### REPLY:
Right? The free entertainment here is what keeps me coming back
### END. |
### Comment:
Ohhhhhhh
/u/walden_walkabout got owned.
### REPLY:
Whoops, forgot to include samples from the first link. It gets *worse*, unsurprisingly.
One guy went to prison for the SEC in 2009! One guy! And it was for insider trading! And that was considered major! One! Fucking! Guy!
It's almost like... |
### Comment:
I meant this next week, as in today through Friday.
### REPLY:
Ok, well I'm out the second it moves past the bullshit $9.99 - $10.50 range..
### END. |
### Comment:
Yup. I’m down 35%.
Edit: 45%
### REPLY:
Needs another edit....57% now
### END. |
### Comment:
They aren't homeless, they are junior analysts from Goldman Sachs putting in the grunt work. .
### REPLY:
> Any issues with this?
OP is apparently getting his investing ideas via Kramer from Seinfeld: https://youtu.be/oBSgpHQO-J4?t=57s
### END. |
### Comment:
The analyst also has a shit tier thesis... UBS is really trying to hit both sides of their straddle.
Does Micron provide the memory in the echo/google home/apple home pod? Hopefully apple earnings shows solid phone volumes. Still only a small segment of the business though. I'm all in Jan 19 55 Calls ... |
### Comment:
Short crack and homeless - perfect hedge.
### REPLY:
Definitely long crack and homeless... A'int going anywhere.
### END. |
### Comment:
Sure. Usually a market making bot is matching your order, so the prices reflect something where over a bunch of different underlings and strikes a profit can be obtained. Mathematically, if you play FDs often your expectancy value is negative. As for the AAPL FD trade, it doesn't look that rosy today, too.... |
### Comment:
you think he likes npr or is he full libertarian
### REPLY:
I'm not sure about that, but when I said you can get MP3 players and radios I meant that you can purchase them through the facility that you're at, not that people can send you them from the outside. The MP3 player that you get is a special one, ... |
### Comment:
Ya i sold my CRM call at 11pm today made like 25%. My JNJ 130$ 4/27 calls are +100% luckly.
### REPLY:
How? It’s at 126.5
### END. |
### Comment:
Yea, it's lumped under alphabet, and imo end-game of Waymo is not priced in today. There's positive sentiment, but few people are realizing and applying how monetizing a *percentage of miles driven* is going to be a hot tamale.
### REPLY:
The issue is that waymo probably won’t have an impact for at least ... |
### Comment:
Like erection popping spectacular
### REPLY:
Like 'RIP my shorts, because they just ripped open' spectacular
### END. |
### Comment:
It would really have to blow earnings out of the water to be bullish at all after the report wouldn't it
### REPLY:
Writer on seeking alpha broke it down to a 7% beat on revenue should kick the stock to $12. 14% would jump it to $13. Im all in, but I'm pretty retarded.
Edit: also a lot of people are... |
### Comment:
> Magazines and newspapers are always read by staff before being passed on to inmates.
4th amendment? Hah! What do you think you have? Rights?
-uncaring Americans
### REPLY:
You don't have 4th amendment rights in jail/prison. All our mail is screened, and even atty mail is opened before givi... |
### Comment:
That was a really poorly timed price cut for this play, and steep as well. It's like Citi wanted to personally fuck up my thread. I'm still interested in the play, but I'm going to wait until close. And I'm going to change the strike price, if I end up going for it. I will update my sticky comment near mar... |
### Comment:
It doesn't have an engine.
### REPLY:
Only if you're a pedantic autist.
[Now-a-days, in both dictionaries and common usage, 'engine' and 'motor' are interchangeable.](https://engineering.mit.edu/engage/ask-an-engineer/whats-the-difference-between-a-motor-and-an-engine/)
### END. |
### Comment:
Ok I credit spread SPY 270.5/271s for Wednesday
### REPLY:
Got it. All in on soybean futures.
### END. |
### Comment:
I thought the same thing about financial sector's earnings. It wasn't enough.
### REPLY:
mr samsung you should know that tech companies hold anlot more weight on the market overall in terms of share of market cap
### END. |
### Comment:
I blame the fact that there is only an upvote button. We can only encourage each other to continue dumping money into this game in exchange for upvotes. I can't stop.
### REPLY:
It feels really good though doesn't it?
### END. |
### Comment:
It's a subpar restaurant chain with a pe ratio that's higher than the industry's average. What's your thesis for being bullish?
### REPLY:
simply doing an hour of research on Q1 earnings analysis last night. I totally went into it with the same mindset as you but as far as I could see only positive outloo... |
### Comment:
Can't play earnings next week. This is getting sold as soon as T+3 happens.
### REPLY:
i did same thing. good luck for both of us
### END. |
### Comment:
What did you expect? They're family cars. I rented a new Ford fusion and the thing was a god damned boat.
### REPLY:
Wasn’t overly surprised, but I’d expect basic models to be slightly more appealing to millennial preferences
### END. |
### Comment:
I bought 5/4 9.5 calls before they announced ER early. Took that as a good sign. The IV crush is going to kill me after earnings so I'm just trying to eek out some gains this week and close before ER. I just don't think it'll skyrocket even if the news is good.
### REPLY:
It usually falls after earnings c... |
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