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[INST] Then they’re poor people. [/INST] Damn. Word.

[INST] Who cares about the fec, it is those faggots at the irs we need to avoid [/INST] Fuck the fec

[INST] greater words have never been said [/INST] This is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a real conversation on this sub.

[INST] Which thing is the truck? [/INST] Top 11 questions science can't answer

[INST] my name is jeff [/INST] Only in death will you get a name

[INST] everyone can be american...in their heart [/INST] Except Justin Trudeau. He wants to be Indian.

[INST] 7 years of your life taken away though? People are sentenced to less for aggravated assault. I don’t advocate for a slap on the wrist but surely losing your freedom for the better half of a decade is decidedly harsh. [/INST] If the dude wasn't a complete fucking dickhole I'm sure he would not have been hit with such a harsh sentence. It is hard to argue that he didn't deserve it for mocking the court and his behavior while the case was pending. Sometimes people need to be treated like assholes when they act like assholes.

[INST] I AM ONLY INVESTED IN CORN ETFS IM NEVER LOSING. Cornatize me cap'n [/INST] Where can I find 10x corn ETFs. This is how I want to go out.

[INST] I want my tax money back. [/INST] Yeah, that kind of sounds like... fraud.

[INST] Shkreli's sentence served as another reminder of how valuable freedom is and to really appreciate it when you have it. [/INST] Yes, and that shit can hit the fan real quick and change your whole fucking world - so, do your best to minimize those chances.

[INST] Clearly the trick is to *become* the big business. #DIRECT RULE FROM THE FREE MARKET [/INST] Liquefy this and inject it into my veins.

[INST] > Him name was Hopkin Green Frog The original autism poster [/INST] Hmm, yezzzz... xP

[INST] But theyve got you for 7 years, what the fuck is the point of terrorizing these inmates? What a waste of resources [/INST] Because this is America and there are no human rights in the prison system.

[INST] tell me something i don't know, soyboy [/INST] Lmao “soyboy”, I bet you’ve never lifted a dumbbell.

[INST] The dude raised the price INSURANCE companies had to pay cuz fuck thos guys. He basicqlly gave it away to the poor. The dude is a really good guy he's just a troll so if you dont share that sense of humor you wont like him. Plus you charge what people will pay. If people (or insurance companies) will pay 5000x what it used to cost, then charge it. He also made the drug BETTER. [/INST] People with insurance and life threatening illness still pay a portion of the deductible. He’s directly harmed people. Hard to find the humor in that. Please explain how he is giving away drugs to the poor? How does that work? Do they get a prescription from a doctor, and go to a special pharmacy? The pharmacy won’t charge them? Help me understand this?

[INST] He’s banned now. Let his name not be spoken. [/INST] What did he do?

[INST] He loved the fame. And going after Hilary was a bad choice. Joking or not. [/INST] Hillary Clinton ain't nothing to fuck with.

[INST] That actually pissed off some more moderate people in Arizona, since Arpaio’s autism cost the taxpayers millions in lawsuits. There are plenty of ways to be hard on crime and illegal immigrants without getting sued over and over. [/INST] > There are plenty of ways to be hard on crime and illegal immigrants without getting sued over and over. Yep, such as targeting criminals and illegal immigrants rather than just people with darker skin. The prison camp doesn't help either.

[INST] Thanks, the reviews I'm reading really sell this book. Unfortunately a new copy on Amazon is $1300 and I can't find a pirated copy, so I'm going to have to go by synopses. EDIT: I found a copy for anyone who cares: http://investorblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Margin-of-Safety.pdf [/INST] With that money just buy Amazon stock.

[INST] The fuck? You think the mods are any more competent than the subs? [/INST] Downvoted because that's what we do naow

[INST] That's the same face I have when I see mods sucking cock behind dumpsters. [/INST] It's 2018 bro, why aren't you sucking a dick?

[INST] He wants to reduce his taxes for the next three years duh [/INST] Even then losses are an above the line deduction but it's limited to 3k

[INST] That's more important. How's one achieve that [/INST] Easy, start by learning to learn to learn to read

[INST] The button is there if you turn off subreddit themes or just use an API instead of a screen [/INST] Or use the app, Apollo

[INST] Credit risk? So you could not only lose your investment but possibly even more? How much more? [/INST] No, it just means that the investment could go to zero if the underlying credit fails

[INST] -15 and -18 downvotes?!? Wtf is wrong with the Russian bots? They don’t won’t Tendies either? [/INST] Bro it’s bots. Mods are fags and they are letting the bots fuck us because one of them had a period leak or some other gay shit that misses me

[INST] That sounded plausible but some of the time this happened; I clicked the notification right as it came in. [/INST] They might still be able to get matches after being banned.

[INST] Doubt it. [/INST] Will be higher

[INST] looks like NFLX or AMZN [/INST] They wouldn't have only barely beat the S&P over that range with those holdings

[INST] > $AAPL > Garbage dawg u talk about the most profitable company ever like it's $JNUG or some shit anyone who wasn't buying $AAPL when it dropped to $155 doesn't like yachts or tendies [/INST] Just sold my 175 4/20 calls at 35% profit. I'll take it. Always btfd on AAPL.

[INST] >Explain how FNGU doesn’t count as a stock [I'll let BMO explain it.](https://www.rexetf.com/microsectors) It's not a stock. It's a note that trades like a stock but they're fundamentally different. It doesn't mean I don't think it was a killer deal when it came out, just that it's not a stock. [/INST] It's still a good deal.

[INST] It’s like when you haven’t jizzed in a while and all the gains come out at once [/INST] > in a while Like what 5 or 10 minutes?

[INST] can't be in neither MU and NVDA if you're full in AMD, right? [/INST] Hello, I've come to talk about our Lord and savior SOXL.

[INST] Keeping the Disney shares. She loved the 12 shares she gave me. Don't know why she had Pepsi she was a Coke drinker. And ConAgra directly almost ruined my family as I gave 4.5 years of my life to that company only for them to lay off and break up some of the greatest dudes I ever worked with. Luckily I got out before layoffs. [/INST] She was smart. Yeah she drank Coke but thought Pepsi was a more profitable company.

[INST] Can we get a kardashian to lead all their lemmings into Robinhood and buying index funds? [/INST] This! Against my best judgement I went for ITM SPY calls this morning. Blaming it on the 1 hour loss of sleep from DST.

[INST] Bringing the sub back was a mistake [/INST] Hodor

[INST] But I wants morrrrrre. I must haves it. [/INST] Yea, honestly..don't listen to me though. I took 10k in gains after my options went HAM. Had I held strong I would be sitting on 20k easy

[INST] The cuck is back after getting pounded by SHOP [/INST] I'm 100% sure he made plenty of money on SHOP. Left is your buddy, he can get you a buying opportunity to a moon rocket when he's wrong

[INST] Already at $252 [/INST] *laughs in hidden*

[INST] High frequency coffee drinker for sure [/INST] More like 'buying at a premium.' You can't make money if you're paying 50% more than market.

[INST] Break out back down to 11 to start the cycle again? [/INST] Buy below twelve, sell above 14. Solid strategy for the last year or so...

[INST] Yeah that’s clear, but this isn’t the sub for politics. [/INST] Umm, so politics has everything to do with investing, this is a subreddit about investing, but this isn't the sub for politics? Is it, perhaps, only that I've offended **your** personal politics? If so, I apologize, but life is full of this little inconveniences and the best thing you can do is use theses moments as opportunities for reflection and growth.

[INST] Not fair that it goes vs. NVDA in round 2. [/INST] GG EZ win for AMD

[INST] [I'm content ](https://i.imgur.com/0RxQUKo.png) [/INST] [Almost same bro, but 100 shares going to be called away](https://i.imgur.com/qwrVoRf.png)

[INST] Only 10 business days if you want to withdraw that [/INST] Takes 2-3 for me.

[INST] $aapl is gonna be first to 1 trillion. New WSB MEME-race $amzn or $aapl first to 1 trillion marketcap. [/INST] We can make our own derivative on it I’ll start by taking all $100 dollar investments and if AAPL is first you double your money.

[INST] Sold at $1555 yesterday :/ [/INST] Dude why

[INST] I like fintech but what is 'all that' that is happening? [/INST] You know... the thing that everyone knows about.

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[INST] Not sure, rip [/INST] I heard some news that the gov was going to ease up on weed. I expected it to fly today.

[INST] So all these other pics of his baby face are just old stock pics? [/INST] Yes

[INST] That’s a proper faggot right there. [/INST] Just following old man Buffett's advice where you write down a list of your five best ideas and only invest in them. The list looks like this: 1: $MU 2: $MU 3: $MU 4: $MU 5: $MU

[INST] Will be there in a year easily. [/INST] Give it a week

[INST] Curse you, you dirty tendies pirate! [/INST] the one true god amongst men

[INST] Thanks for the help, I will do this monday morning. [/INST] Try going with tastytrade. I may be mistaken, but I think they give out option trading more easily than TD. Also they have extremely low commissions.

[INST] This comment you wrote gave me hardest time today reading. [/INST] The comment posted here by you is second ranked of how hard it is read

[INST] The 16th 😬 [/INST] Damn.

[INST] real time chat app, its very cool and free recommend u try it https://discord.gg/wallstreetbets [/INST] Gay. How do I short this app?

[INST] Any ideas why AMD's IV has skyrocketed the past week on almost no news? I'm guessing either buyout rumors or riding on the coat-tails of NVDA/MU [/INST] I think some people are betting the important news to be release for this week. One guy bought 55000 $12.5 call expiring this week and insane open interest on both side to earn the premium.

[INST] AMT CCI DLR CONE COR KIM SPG LTC MZOR TDOC [/INST] What was your decision process to go in on Chinese equities? And what are your next plays

[INST] can you tell next time see you at $100? thanks [/INST] Consider it done bro.

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[INST] Hulu is already partly owned by Disney and Fox( and other entities). If the merger happens, disney will have major ownership Yes, when it does come out. It will create a dent in netflix share. But netflix doesnt seem to be competing against Disney anyways. Disney is more PG, Netflix is no holds barred, so audiences are totally different anyways. [/INST] What do you mean 'when it comes out'? Hulu is most definitely already out.

[INST] Hopefully it could be financed with $0 down [/INST] And zero payments for the first year?

[INST] Thanks for the quick buck. Thinking of taking profit and moving on soon [/INST] happy it worked out for you brotha!

[INST] You can still down vote from the mobile version of the website (m.reddit.com) and the app. [/INST] ah, thanks

[INST] Lol yup there is always one. I like Mitch Steves and Amit Daryanani's work at RBC and Stacy Rasgon at Bernstein for semi names (though Bernstein only has a PT of $48 and MP on MU right now). Rob Ohmes at BAML on Nike is a good one too. $42 bucks while it pushes new highs. 3/22 earnings will be interesting, I have a hard time subscribing to his bear case at all. [/INST] i think the underlying thesis has changed dramatically and MU is in the midst of a real re-pricing. A lot of chatter that MU will announce share buybacks and a div in May, which would obviously be a huge catalyst

[INST] Well I see value at 329, anywhere in the 320s is good to buy [/INST] I had a few shares at $299 a while back. I saw potential in it going down further, so sold at $325.

[INST] Good attempt [/INST] I tried. Congrats on the sick gains.

[INST] Don't do it, OP. OTM FDs aren't for the risk adverse. [/INST] Whoosh

[INST] Forgot to mention those calls have been sold so I can reinvest! [/INST] Well done.

[INST] Rent? [/INST] 200% meaning another 100% is margin.

[INST] 99.8% in options = moderate growth 99.9% in options = aggressive growth 100% in options = speculation [/INST] This child has never heard of 200% of portfolio being in options.

[INST] Get turbotax or similar. It'll import it. [/INST] my file is too large. For the online and CD versions.

[INST] But if it's gonna moon why would the price ever be at the price that you bought it at? [/INST] It makes so much sense now! Just buy stocks before they're about to shoot up! Why didn't we think of it earlier?

[INST] Why would tech freak out? QCOM will drop some. AVGO might go up. INTC will probably go up. [/INST] Because it shows the administration is willing to get in the way of things in the industry using weak national security excuses.

[INST] Just gotta go 100X to make up for the last 90 that expired worthless. [/INST] (Irish tone) Da ship cant handle anymore volatility cap'n those calls are gonna go ova! (Cap'n) ay we go until those calls are either expirin or we are retiren. Then we retryin

[INST] Since we are near Ath and markets can't keep on going up forever surely its easy money to keep selling this. Goes from 0 to 100. Sure once in a while you will lose but what are the chances of sp500 going up by more than 15 points day after day. [/INST] > surely it’s easy money F

[INST] But *they* don’t appreciate you [/INST] And that depreciates me

[INST] I was like 150,000 in line and got options weeks ago. [/INST] Fuck, I was like 400-500. No fucking options. Reeeeeeee

[INST] $MU is gay. [/INST] If making money is gay, then I'm Miles Davis

[INST] On the contrary! ESPECIALLY if OP loses money. Then we get to make fun of them for their terrible picks. [/INST] **R E T R O S P E C T**

[INST] Curious why? [/INST] because its going above 80 dollars, and the only stopping point is 1000

[INST] It’s so tippy top secret he can’t provide proof [/INST] Of course it’s your cake day

[INST] Great opportunity to pick some up today on some very short-lived concerns. Now that I said that I'm sure it'll drop another buck tomorrow. [/INST] Yeah I might start doubling down on INTC. I only have 200 shares right now

[INST] well I had a plan. I just didn't have a exit plan. It hit the strike price, my original plan worked. I should've sold at EOD, got greedy thinking the advance would continue. So decided not to sell. Same exact day after market Crohn resigns, it dropped considerably, still hasn't regained. Expiring date is this Friday. 'ALWAYS have a exit plan' is my new motto. Along with, 'don't get fucked' lol [/INST] i mean, we'll still get fucked from time to time... but we can at least try to have some pre-planned point at which we will take the gains. also, it's sometimes ok to sort of exit in stages, like a trialing stop, but going up in the gains instead of down.

[INST] Up like 40% this year so far... so yeah. Pretty damn close [/INST] We're only 19% of the way through the year, so it's beating!

[INST] Anyone worth anything has already disabled the subreddit style here [/INST] You gotta have the subreddit style disabled in honor of its inhabitants

[INST] Still up 35% in the last year but yeah I'm autistic [/INST] Sorry you're on /r/WSB so I have to assume, nothing against you personally :).

[INST] Looks to be this https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/active-portfolio-for-stocks/id840058059?mt=8 [/INST] Aww only for iOS.

[INST] Speaking to that, are you exercising any of your options and then holding to grab long term gains instead of short term? If it runs up during that time that's just a bonus, and you clearly have the cash to exercise a number of your options. [/INST] Well, I would need over $5M to exercise, but I only have January calls in my taxable account so it should be an issue unless MU is acquired at least partially with cash, at which point I would consider it. Don’t forget the expense of buying puts to hedge if you exercise to hold for a year

[INST] The UK government might want to invest in a dictionary. [/INST] Monopoly =/= majority

[INST] Doesn’t that imply you could be wrong about MU? Heretic!!! [/INST] OP bought puts, not Marty. If we’re inverting this guy it means all in MU

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[INST] Sold mu this morning to go all in on the ridiculous amd dip Edit: exited entire position at 11.90. amd is a fickle mistress. [/INST] So you’re the reason why we MU holders ‘lose’ money today

[INST] Have fun with your tendies, I’m lookin to lose a lot of money [/INST] I’d just blow my gains on cocaine and hookers anyways, might as well lose it all on AMD

[INST] You can deduct 3k at a time against income. But you can write off all of it against future capital gains. So if I lose 100k in stocks this year, I can write off $3k and carry over the $97k loss. Next year, if I have $97k capital gains, I can write off my previous losses against it and pay no tax. [/INST] This true? 26 upvotes say so but I dunno.

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[INST] It works until it doesn’t. [/INST] It works everytime, 50% of the time.

[INST] lmao is this USAA? Nice Canopy gains, btw [/INST] Yes it is :P I'm no cheap whimp who needs a RH acct. Thanks :) I'm sad I didnt sell when it was at $35, though i have realized gainz a few times and bought back in after dips.