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[INST] SPX 5/15 2650 puts [/INST] 5/11 spy 265p. Let's hope
[INST] market goes up or maybe goes down i think [/INST] Big if true Wait, What about sideways?
[INST] rip. Course I've came back from -90% ish and gone up to +100% on another stock so we may return [/INST] nah, they're burning through cash at like tesla speed they don't have hype machine elon to raise more funds though, so they're gonna dilute and split this bitch into oblivion
[INST] you know it, I know it, everyone knows it. [/INST] Option trades are good, and easy to win.
[INST] lol you don't have to pay anyone to make Elon look bad, he's doing that for free! [/INST] How so?
[INST] P R I C E D I N ...or at least thats what im bettin on [/INST] I'm all in with puts so there's a solid chance the market goes up after the news.
[INST] doesn't JD bring in more revenue? I see their business model working out in the long run. [/INST] Revenue don't mean dick if it doesn't translate to net income and benefit the EPS
[INST] that would be over in a day lol [/INST] Time to bring out the nukes bois.
[INST] they really give out free candy at planet fitness? Big if true [/INST] They also have pizza Friday
[INST] You see that type of multiple continuing at this level then? [/INST] Lol not anymore no
[INST] My man, you should look at the volume before buying. Also, IV is at over 100% on all your buys. [/INST] What’s IV?
[INST] This is the first I’ve heard of any plays regarding ODP. Instantly buys puts [/INST] ODP going down the drain due to Amazon
[INST] Amen. Someone else gets it. I recommend Oct 55's but to each their own. [/INST] I'm already in the Oct 57.5s, was going to average down if it has another drop below 47. At what underlying price are you exiting?
[INST] It works every time on MU [/INST] My bullish MU calls have worked about ~60%. I'll take 60% of the time everytime.
[INST] lol same here [/INST] Trump is trolling the media for God shake. Obvious market manipulation move. Edit: FAIL.
[INST] However unrealistic, that looks really cool. [/INST] Not going to happen, cities aren't going to tolerate their skies sounding like this times ten, all day every day: https://youtu.be/C5abCs5VHsE?t=1m35s
[INST] Doesn't seem to be moving at all, maybe waiting for official announcement [/INST] Let's hope so
[INST] Im pretty good at pimpin hoes and gettin straps in GTA V I think I could handle it [/INST] Give us the address of your nearest funeral home. I promise to send flowers if the corpse is returned. Also what's your social security I'd like to set up a life insurance policy. For your family of course.
[INST] Oh shit, I got placed in a mental hospital for a week after a suicide attempt in highschool... Book we were reading when I got back was 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest' that shit fucked with me hard XD Glad I'm doing better than I was then at least lol. I've got a Shiba that looks like scaled down bla...
[INST] What state do you live in. Have they increased the amount of states that are able to trade yet? [/INST] I'm on mobile, but if u go to the Robin hood subreddit they show they 'made a splash in florida' and some other places
[INST] I bought a tv there last week so revenues should be up [/INST] Thanks, u/feetch5, every dollar helps
[INST] Fun game of knifey catch [/INST] Need him to say something soooon. And something gooood. Honestly expect all those calls to die a horrible death but figured it might make a nice gift for after finals if we get a pop from boomers buying after Cramer loses his shit this week 🙏
[INST] It looks like they just finished giving a bj. Which might be exactly what they want. [/INST] Don't treat me like a sex object even though I look specifically like someone who just blew someone
[INST] Step 1: Liberally apply billions of fucking dollars to your scalp. [/INST] MONEY. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
[INST] RTN calls liking it [/INST] Currently working on a Raytheon contract. Shit company, shit engineers. Still longing RTN though.
[INST] Ride it out mane. [/INST] entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more
[INST] That’s why we’re both here... [/INST] Just kiss already
[INST] yacht owners and their trophies don't do peasant things like checking shoelaces [/INST] I bet she wars those Nike self lacing shoes.
[INST] Better than Co[cks] cable [/INST] I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls.
[INST] To be fair, it's a booklet [/INST] Even less important.
[INST] I just want the market to tank. Want some profit on puts. Trump I'm counting on you. [/INST] Mama we made it
[INST] It's actually just part of my master plan to lure people to my post and then hit them with my RobinHood referral code. [/INST] Fuckkkin smarrt
[INST] Aye. [/INST] Ayeeeeee 😎
[INST] I really wish I had inverted the money I put into MU and SQ right now. Special shout out goes to Andrew Left who is actually a benefactor for those who buy the dips he creates. [/INST] You are welcome.
[INST] I bet his penis is made of gold and he jizzes diamonds. [/INST] Diamonds? That sounds painful.
[INST] Equality! For everyone, except for their small ruling elite, who are billionaires! [/INST] This is obviously a fluke. Usually socialist countries enjoy unbridled prosperity and free lapdances on Tuesdays.
[INST] I don't get this response. [/INST] Totally is.
[INST] I'm 13 and my generation don't know shit about music [/INST] C-could it be? The legend himself? The music defener?!?
[INST] Not true socialism!! /s [/INST] This time it'll work guys, trust me
[INST] Grimes is gorgeous. [/INST] [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4
[INST] Yep. Honestly, what is like aphex twin? [/INST] Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive.
[INST] And she is the girl Bond will seduce. [/INST] She is secretly loyal to Buffet
[INST] I hope not I went all in on puts, I need a dip. [/INST] I'd be nervous if it closes above 300 today. It hasn't closed 300 two days in a row since it crashed.
[INST] Why would you play CVNA earnings, when they already released earnings estimates 2 weeks ago. [/INST] What was the EPS? You saying it’s priced in and gonna level out?
[INST] I switched from soda or sweet tea with lunch to water or unsweet tea, does this mean I should go shoot up now since I know I have the willpower to cut an even more addicting substance? [/INST] You have the will power! but honestly there was a study on rats giving them the option to choose heroin or sugar they ...
[INST] That's not stated anywhere in the release. [/INST] was stated in a marktewatch article. Edit: I think it is quoting their CEO from last summer when they rolled out the new option to not register with facebook.
[INST] When you want out you get out with a market order. If you have gains you dont risk the entire enchillada by jewing around with nickles and dimes on a limit order. [/INST] Yeah. I just set a limit I was happy to leave with, wasn't in a huge hurry to get out. _edit_ looks like it might work out!
[INST] https://i.imgur.com/PYLBkCB.png [/INST] Nice exit.
[INST] Just because I'm dumb doesn't mean you are not also an idiot. [/INST] Damn. Fukin roasted me. GG.
[INST] That looks juicy. [/INST] I think it'll get juicier when the short squeeze kicks in.
[INST] WTW is a beast tho. It'll come back quick. [/INST] It is with Oprah involved but is losing steam nowaday. Confirmed bag holder at $76.32
[INST] Same boat. I'm holding lol [/INST] SIZZLER FOR DINNER!
[INST] How're those calls doing now? [/INST] Might be the only thing I make money on tomorrow
[INST] Just dumped my 5/18 supply intraday. Peace [/INST] [Pussy](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/match-ceo-shrugs-off-facebook-threat-as-earnings-beat-2018-05-08)
[INST] She is secretly loyal to Buffet [/INST] he licks her like a dairy queen soft serve cone
[INST] Pretty much what I expect from this sub haha [/INST] Calls = down payment on a stock Puts = insurance on a stock
[INST] Dave ate them all. [/INST] TFW Dave is dead but his daughter 'the actual Wendy' is fat AF. more than likely that bitch got em.
[INST] lmao its real! Thought /u/ShortVRX was shitposting [/INST] One could credibly argue Trump is just shitposting irl
[INST] And donuts and bagels. [/INST] And GAINS
[INST] i’m retarded i don’t get it [/INST] http://imgur.com/mPgvhD2
[INST] Using the you can’t say socialism works because there are no pure socialist countries is a trash low-level straw man. Every modern developed country has a mixed economy. I’ll go ahead and wait for you to list any purely lassiez-faire country currently in existence anywhere on the globe. [/INST] You should...
[INST] Ur not retarded, he is. He didn't screenshot the hover over that large volume bar. Guessing that that's the 300k. Really though, it means nothing. This whole thread is retarded [/INST] Cmon guys, lets not fight. This is WSB, we're ALL retarded
[INST] [she got her bad days](https://i.imgur.com/z3MzLTd.jpg) but oblivion is fire would go straight 4 [/INST] This is hilarious
[INST] Have you heard about our lord and saviour SVXY? ^^^My ^^^ass ^^^has [/INST] Try XIV...
[INST] 7s eat ass, too . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ya cant find that in a 10 [/INST] 10s do too if you pay for it.
[INST] Short Spelling, thanks Dad. [/INST] Short $SPEL
[INST] Lorn, kinda, but darker and much more aggressive. [/INST] Lorn is the fucking business.
[INST] You're one of those actually autistic wsb types [/INST] Feminists are the best types. Real freaky and ain't afraid of that plan B.
[INST] 10\-12.5 is usually a safe bet recently [/INST] $11.50 is the new 12.50 haha
[INST] Depends on guidance. Everyone knew they printed money last quarter with Marvel, Star Wars, and the resorts doing well. The call will she'd some light on ESPN+ and various other stuff that will dictate future earnings. Either way probably won't be going down as this is a solid beat. [/INST] Down over 1% in ...
[INST] Only thing that matters is espn. That shit been a huge drag [/INST] IMO the Fox merger is much more important. Could position Disney to have Hulu be a legitimate competition to NFLX
[INST] Yeah, I'm listening. No bad news yet. [/INST] Someone ask about the star wars profit. Saw some neckbeard vid about it doing bad
[INST] When I think of whatever I want in women it's Kate Upton or a pick-n-choose IG 'model', not some average looking sadist lol [/INST] You dont take IG skanks to Galas , you bang them on your yacht and then have aqua uber take them to their shitty houses
[INST] I only trade Cisco because I'm poor and afraid of change. I did however sell a few OTM puts so I could buy some OTM calls all FD's of course because I'm a piece of shit. Still heavy on puts but at least if the market loves us leaving Iran deal I survive to YOLO another day. [/INST] They print money selling sfp'...
[INST] > ETFC looks solid will check it out! [/INST] How am I just seeing this wow.
[INST] I'm still up 8% for the year. I just thought I'd try playing earnings this week. [/INST] Premiums are expensive around earnings so if the stock goes sideways you still lose like 20%
[INST] July here too. We'll be alright. [/INST] Go real mine expire may 18th. I’m boned
[INST] i’m pretty asshurt about LMT. i’m one of probably six people who lost money buying calls on that fucking dip [/INST] I'm here too. That sucked ass. I gambled on it being a couple day fluctuation and she kicked me in the cock.
[INST] I heard that due to the sprint and tmobile merger they might offer home internet service which would be dope considering comcast sucks balls. [/INST] If I had any other options in my area, I would ditch Comcast in a heartbeat. Those cocksuckers have this whole area on lock down so our speeds and our customer se...
[INST] Ah. He bought OTM as they were very cheap lol [/INST] Yeah most of these would have cost him like 20-40 bucks, so he’s down maybe 150 at most, and he’s whining about it.
[INST] >What are risk adjusted returns [/INST] what are returns
[INST] Thought wrong [/INST] Fuck me
[INST] Nice ER :) calls gonna moon [/INST] Oh yeah so are the shares :)
[INST] I'm probably going to be in rough shape. Vol crush going to crush me. [/INST] Well I have yet to figure out why nobody posts putting $200,000 in shares and closing it just $1 up for an earnings play.. they all do it. you just set a limit order or catch it with ThinkorSwim etc.. I hope you'll be ok tomorrow...
[INST] uh. explain your logic on this one? i have no interest in the company. have never owned the company. dont follow the company. but because i see someone whos 9k investment is now worth 300, and think they should just let it sit until moviepasses next move, i should buy shares now? what the fuck? [/...
[INST] I didn't even know Trip Advisor was a publicly traded company [/INST] Yeah what the frick? It’s a god damn glorified travel forum with an added booking feature that works sometimes
[INST] I was just commenting on how shit Saudi's military is fren [/INST] Saudi's have money, not guns. They're very happy to share with friendly Sunni groups.
[INST] entry was 0.11, i am shitting right now edit: just watched 100% gains fade to 5%, i’m shitting more [/INST] They’re at .18 rn. That’s more than 5%?
[INST] I guess the iran deal didn't look enough like ivanka. [/INST] but he just fucked the iran deal
[INST] I wasn't trading back then [/INST] 99% of people on this sub weren't trading back then
[INST] I'm sure North Korea & everyone else is taking note that US promises mean squat. >unseating that horrible regime they have. Unseating the only democracy in the Middle east (other than Israel) is a bit hypocritical don't you think? [/INST] They can vote for the ayatollah? No? Shut th...
[INST] hey Andrew fuck you [/INST] Thanks bruh
[INST] And the sake of my offshore oil rigs waiting.... [/INST] ESV?
[INST] Lower attendance at Shanghai Disneyland and much greater spending in domestic parks, rather than international parks, compared to last year. Whether that simply means international park construction was completed, I don't know, but there was a implication of a possible backward trend on international parks. [/IN...
[INST] How do you spend $3,000,000-$28,000,000 per year entirely on food and shelter? You must be retarded. [/INST] Fuck how did you read my options level 3 application
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[INST] Is that you jimmy? [/INST] Henry
[INST] This is actually what happens when people stop taking their meds. [/INST] If this is the outcome when people run out of medication, then I'd say let all the drug manufacturers pull a Valeant and make the drugs unaffordable
[INST] Stop waiting till you run out before getting more. Get a secretary [/INST] Paper is $5. Secretaries probably cost more.
[INST] I didn't realise it was earnings tomorrow. Thanks. I got fucking crushed last one. I might pull out before. [/INST] Tomorrow after close. I've been getting railed out like a cheap hooker for this entire earnings season.