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This is quality advice
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This is quality name |
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what in the fuck
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Cuidado. Por El wall street bets es muy fuerte e muy guapo. Jajajjjajajajaja. Also, es un gigante ratita en la machina. |
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You are 100% getting wrecked with those.
You actually would have probably lost less money with $13.5 calls
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We’ll see |
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Bed shitting literally cannot happen
Elon did legit DD he asked at least 10 of his friends if cybrtrk would be a good idea and like 7 of 10 of them said yes
Tsla going to 420 GUARANTEED I even read it on CNBC today
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clean bed SECURED |
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Just saw your article on Marketwatch. Congrats man. Sucks you were called a millenial
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Lol, thanks |
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I thought they had been fighting over where to SIGN it. Now bitches be like... come over to my place if you even want to keep talking
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I think they just want to NFLX and chill. |
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Fuck it, throwing a tenner on ACB tomorrow for solidarity’s sake.
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[solidarity update](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pc9H0H4)
nobody goes in alone bud never forget it |
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Why not just put trades on all potential companies (puts/shorts), wait for the news, then sell everything.
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Okay, do it. |
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Weren't you banned from the internet?
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UH OH
AnOtHeR BaGuEtTe????? |
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Yeah zero bids so safe to say it will be staying in the portfolio likely for the foreseeable future. Gonna hate having to stare at it for maybe a full month.
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Feels bad man |
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Hey, I love Tesla, but have come to realize that there is a big difference in the actuality versus Elon’s ambitious claims
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I like the way he is acting though, congratulating Ford on their EV and he even stated that the truck might undersell cuz it's too futuristic. Idk man I think there is a reason why ... |
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take it, so many other autistic plays to be made.
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Perfect timing. You confirmed my thoughts so I jumped out |
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Holy shit i didn't think your gap would be so close to 5.00. Free money lol
Actually in worst case scenario, if the price ended up at 67.5 at expiration, you lose like $250 right? Assuming you don't close out the position earlier.
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Yeah, it seems too good to be true. I understand that I risk having ... |
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oh great, now I'm nervous! i hope you just bought 1
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Haha, I’m just kidding about being mad.. I actually just put in a low bid for only one at .10 and I don’t even know if it’ll fill or not |
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hmmm
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Stonks go up stonks go down can't explain that.
You won this one but I think it most likely had to do with the whole sector rising, not just tilray. |
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I sold too and got spy calls
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FUCK. I feel for ya bruh. Just bought a SPY 11/22 310p to try and scalp some of my losses back today. Closed RH will be back in an hour. |
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Yeah, they kinda do. Looking back there's definitely a little more room to run but we're getting up to levels where people who've been bagholding might want to unload their shares and cap this thing off.
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Def. Even OTM 11/22s and 11/29s look fine as hell |
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Yeah but colleges in India arent very good anyways.
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They are great for making money. |
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boom
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Haha, fuck ya buddy.
Sso I actually just finally got my options acccount set up. 3 weeks of jerk around, one day earlier and I woulda been up 500% on Monday.
But up 300% at least in 2 days!
Congrats on the play man! Im excited to start yolo'n with you handies ;) |
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Yeah, I stopped reading after he said, 'It’s all thanks to you guys.'
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> 👍
You missed this game-changer. |
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Yep and actually I think that tells us a lot about Xi. Ie he suffers from a lot of the same insecurities as Trump and may well sabotage economic progress because he gets ridiculed. Or in this case he feels undermined in HK by the US and will lash out over it.
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They told me the Meme War was real, but I di... |
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Or just switch to tastyworks I think the same guys developed both
Edit: unless you want to swing your dick around though no shame in it
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mhmm dick |
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supriseddickupmytightassface.jpg |
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He probably realized that if he gains money, that means other people lost money, and he feels bad for all the people out there who lost all their money to him.
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Maybe he is internally struggling to decide which non-profit he should donate his massive gains to |
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When you go tits up...
I fixed your typo
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He literally can’t go tits up! |
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Tendies is a carryover from 4chan. Where autists spend 'good boy points' to buy tendies.
Aka, neckbeards living with their mom, spend their influence with their mom, so that their mom will buy them chicken tenders. Sometimes they get nuggies instead.
Incorporated to early wsb from the financial board o... |
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Prior to earnings, IV (implies volatility) rises significantly and the premium cost for options goes up a lot. If the move after ER is not large, the premium drops a lot because there’s nothing in the immediate future that should cause the price to move a lot. If $14.50 puts for 11/22 were $0.50 each, that means... |
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Wow, such a cultured man, I aspire your prowess.
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What the fuck is 'I aspire your prowess' even supposed to mean? Are you having a stroke? |
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ATM? As in sell ATM puts? I’m on it
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I think he meant ass-to-mouth will make his peepee go up eventually |
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ONE WEIRD TRICK MARKET MAKERS HATE:
If your tired of your options always expiring worthless, change the drop down from 'buy' to 'sell' when you place the order. They still expire worthless, but now it's a good thing.
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Dude. You just spoiled everything. Now the secret is out. End of the thetagang :( |
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Money is pending in the account, so I can't do it just yet. I'll edit with the photo when it gets done.
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Use margin |
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SPY puts expiring monday!
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I have mine expiring on the 4th |
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No one gives a shit about weed across the pond
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Not even sure that you can call that grass with flavor weed at all ;) |
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bagel
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incel |
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or 'Elon Musk hit by truck while on way to event'
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or 'Elon Musk electrocuted by his own car on way to Truck unveil' |
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I was betwixt shitpost and discussion.
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If you’re serious at all, my advice is you should just inject herpes into your eyes |
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Cuidado. Por El wall street bets es muy fuerte e muy guapo. Jajajjjajajajaja. Also, es un gigante ratita en la machina.
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Yo tengo un gato in Los pantalones |
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Shut up you skinny dick piece of shit
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Woah, guy was way wrong your at least 15 with a comment like that. |
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Statistically speaking majority recover within a month
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That's sort of what I was thinking but I might push it out beyond that |
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Massive leverage. My main bet is up 60%
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Sell my dude! |
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Yeah, I have 11/27 strikes. Sold the tiny amount of puts I had at the bottom.
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Smart call. My 11/22s are bleeding theta |
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please cover ARWR. like 40 percent of my portfolio is them, i want your opinion on their monday earnings
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Is it after market? |
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Yes, they take all of your money because you were too late. Im sorry.
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damn it I should have stuck to Robinhood atleast they have infinite leverage. |
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nice ellipses bruh
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Well I mean can you use a complete sentence that shit made no sense I don't even know what the fuck you're trying to say. |
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#🥪🥖🍞
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🙌🏾🥐🙌🏾 |
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I did this shit back in March of last year lol turned $70 into $1400 then blew it up to $1.59.
Just gotta make sure I get out before I fuck up this time lmao
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I believe in you 🙌🏾 |
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I'm not 100% autistic yet to understand, am I being wooshed?
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No he just has a gambling problem. How long do u expect the rise to last? When will u sell- you’ve probably already doubled ur money made in the last hour.
I have 1 call on 3$ 12/13 I made when it bottomed out (have made a decent 24$ so f... |
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I have the exact same. Gonna read the market for the next 30 minutes and decide what to do
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I think we need to crack 310.50 or so and maybe then we’ll see a nice little run. Are you planning on holding yours through the weekend if the market is shit on Friday? Might just take the L tomorrow if the market... |
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Muy bueno 👍
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Grande Pepe |
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If you’re serious at all, my advice is you should just inject herpes into your eyes
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Name checks out |
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So you read the whole post, then
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>then
stopped reading there |
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cool story bro
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😜 |
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I agree with this. Young generations rarely unsubscribe to things once they sign up, even if they’re not using the service. This is only $7 a month and will not be high on the priority list even if someone decided they needed to unsubscribe to some stuff eating their cash flow.
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I still have Zipcar and o... |
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Let's see how you feel when December rolls around
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If amazon pops to 1950 by 12/20 I’ll go on a fucking shopping spree |
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Prowess == large cock
He wants OP to pound his ass
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Reading between the lines man.... Top Notch! |
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Their last earning was not so great. It has been gay since then.
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Of course they bounce after I close my spread. REEEEEEEE
At least I put it into SPY calls... |
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A popular short mall trade is shorting CMBX.6 right now. Call Robinhood and tell them you'd like to apply for an ISDA and they'll set you up.
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RH intern assigned to monitor WSB is furiously Googling now
'what are these retards up to now'
'what are they even asking for!?'
'just send them on... |
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It's up 30% in like the last 5 months lol
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sigh i still have a lot to learn :/ |
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It’s easier to understand if people just imagine China’s internet as like a single Twitch channel and the government as moderators. They’ll try to stop and ban specific things that they think are being spammed or will sew disorder, but they don’t actually give a shit what people do offline.
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Lol imagine ... |
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Yeah. Less than ideal.
I’m rich so I can afford it but still don’t like it
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I’m not rich but I basically only lost my target gains from this week. Hopefully CUB recovers |
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literally has to go tits up
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It cAn'T NOt gO noT TiTs nOt UP!!? |
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You and everyone else. thinkorswim is the only reason TDA even exists still; that and perhaps their ridiculously low standards for margin and tier III options approval.
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I liked the charting, but I love the low standards |
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You obviously dont live in Oregon.
80 dollar taxed ounces and 3 dollar taxed grams put my old friends out of business.
Interstate trade needs to begin to even out the market. A gram for cheaper than a Starbucks is only good for poverty smokers(and would be teenage me). I can't imagine growing up with ... |
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Everyone, that's why we're at 3100
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We're at 3100, therefore he's telling the truth? I love wallstreetbets 🤣🤣 |
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This Charles is my bank and would love the ease of transferring funds from my brokerage to my bank and getting it instantly
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I use schwab for my brokerage accounts and checking but have a TD account for ToS access. Only reason I never switched was the hassle and I actually like schwab even though their p... |
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Me too. Shall we donce?
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what movie is the shall we donce line from, please? |
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People use apps inside their buildings!!
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QUESTION SOLVED BOYS.👍👍😫💦 |
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So will Circuit City
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CompUSA has a good outlook for Q4 too. |
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ya boi turned a profit
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Enjoy it while it lasts, I nearly doubled my portfolio value then lost 75% of its value with a series of bad calls |
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im 17 rn, the day i turn 18 im opening an account
going to learn as much as i can so i am profitable by then
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dont worry dude im 18 and down -20k in debt. you’ll fit right in |
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He says that other pharma companies have better drugs in the pipeline.
Just find out if that's true or not.
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The analyst was vouching for ACST, which is a tiny company, with a krill oil based product in development. There is no way they can avoid a multi-year CVOT trial if they want to compete with ... |
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its the one where uncle sam rips your anus the most
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you literally just saved this asshole 800 bucks for a CPA. |
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Just to have Warren elected and lose all my shit? Nah
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Not sure if srs. |
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I mean it's only a couple weeks until elections and one more round of tariffs until then. Surely they can afford to wait it out.
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Uhhhh....couple of weeks? What? |
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So sell calls?
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and puts?
Just don't guess wrong on the channel width! |
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What losses?
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What gamble? |
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The problem is that inorder for many of these valuations to make sense as they are, you need US legalization. Also, as the tegrity episodes of South Park point out, there is nothing proprietary about a plant, and legalization would significantly reduce barriers to entry, so market share could easily be eroded.
[... |
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So unthankful, AAPL been feeding bulls for so long
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It’s been a rough day |
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Reading between the lines man.... Top Notch!
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Proper DD, or more like D |
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Oh, ok.
'I aspire your skill or expertise in a particular activity or field.'
So he *was* having a stroke.
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Or stroking a phallus |
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i mean robots are cool but wtf is their revenue
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They own ARM which has a legit monopoly |
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LOL!! I need an engineer to do arc flash studies. Only thing is you need to move to the 53rd parallel.
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Sounds beautiful tbh |
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When I get back from my meeting at 2pm this shit will be at 39.5
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spot on |
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I think everyone except Masayoshi had the same first thought
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Too much hentai? |
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Its where we get Tendies my dude
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Be they near or they far |
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Been waiting to short /cl for the past 3 hours this shit keeps going up. Shoulda just longed it.
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if you loved shorting it 3 hours ago, you've got to really be in bed w/ shorting it now. |
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After doing a bit of browsing, going to put the stops at 3.00. If it tanks, I won't be too mad.
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Lol CGC is crashing. |
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RICO compliant.
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Lol |
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im new here, havent seen ironyman either.
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this is pretty good tho god thats brutal. what an autist
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You're new here so we're gonna give you a pass but autist is offensive. |
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Wish I had the same problem!
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Don't say that. I was still hopeful before reading this :( |
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I've used both, but I think TOS is world class and way ahead of everyone else. Outside of a Bloomberg terminal, TOS is practically perfect in every regards. The only downside I have with TDA was their commissions, but I've negotiated them down many times over the past couple of years.
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And now they dropp... |
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I still have Zipcar and own a car... millennials are dumb
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I pay Squarespace $7 a month because I needed an information page for guests for my wedding. I've been married almost 4 years now. I swear I will get to it. |
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Please tell me more about Friday.
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[https://thedeepdive.ca/aurora-debt-holders-agree-to-convert-94-of-230-million-debenture/](https://thedeepdive.ca/aurora-debt-holders-agree-to-convert-94-of-230-million-debenture/) |
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Yeah you got me. Business is a total flop and im not going anywhere
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You don’t have a business lol.
Just looking a a few of your posts you clearly make everything up. One minute you own a exotic car rental business, the next it’s some manufacturing plants, then it’s college, then it’s not, then it’s... |
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did you start a short position? ;)
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I did an autist and inversed you. Down 50% in 20 hours. Long puts look too expensive now. Opinion? |
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No can do
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Hate to say I told you so but not really. Imma go enjoy my tendies. |
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Isn't there a fee per contract with RH too?
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No |
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I use velveta
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i use duck fat |
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[solidarity update](https://imgur.com/gallery/Pc9H0H4)
nobody goes in alone bud never forget it
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I love you |
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Man flies to close to the sun and gets burn
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Man stays outside for 20 minutes and gets burned. |
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