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Kids don't even use FB anymore. Self-cucked.
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*American* kids don't. US users make up only ~11% of all FB users. As millions of Indians, Indonesians, Brazillians, Pakistanis, and folks from African countries gain access to the internet for the first time, F... |
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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im down almost 40 grand today on amd...
http://imgur.com/a/Nn1a7
this was taken at the low today
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jesus christ..you all in AMD or something?
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Looks like he is triple or quadruple all in.
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The ol' second mortgage yolo. Nex... |
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For anyone wondering the sheet is entirely automatic as it references other sheets that serve as my portfolio history and database. Only thing I have to do is add the picture for which CEO earned me the most money.
Edit: For clarification, you have to input trades because ... |
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August 1914, September 1939 and now January 2018.
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Are you saying to go long on Germany for 2 or 3 years then sell before the massive dip?
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Let’s put an end to this Reich now
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But wait, how much did the holocaust?
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Yeah well today I made about $250 at my job so fuck you
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Better than me, I made $120.
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How many dicks is that?
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120
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60 if you do two dicks at once
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That's still 120 dicks just half the ... |
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You can try to negotiate commissions if your account is big enough.. but just to clarify. You realize the contract costs $7... right?
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Yes, so it would be $7000 and then $1500 in commissions. That just seems ridiculous to me. Just don't know what I am miss... |
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And the stock is crashing based on non news
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Not non-news, AMD is now saying that they ARE vulnerable to Spectre 2 (the bad one). This is real and will impact the stock big time.
EDIT: ignore dis, whoops
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Meltdown is the bad one, which only... |
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positions on nvda tmr?
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120 shares. On margin. Basically 90% of my portfolio
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Why did the 90% confidence preclude you from FDs?
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Because he won't lose 90% of his portfolio regardless of outcome tomorrow....
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To Trump & Xi,
Please, I have calls expiring on 7/20. I have tremendous faith one of you will come to your senses and end this terrible trade war, preferably by tomorrow so that I do not got shaken out of my calls that I’m already taking such a huge L on.
Thank you.
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Never seen this happen to a pump and dump
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Thursday: it’s going to go down fags
Friday: it’s going to go down fags
Monday: it’s going to go down fags
Tuesday: it’s going to go down fags
Wednesday: it’s going to go down fags
Wednesday AH: SEE FAGGOTS I TOLD Y... |
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mine isnt doing this?
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You have to enable it in Settings > Options trading
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I’ve been level 3 and I still don’t see this in app
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Then you're probably not level 3..update you're investment profile to say you're rich an... |
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Having shorting around keeps everyone honest. If you couldn’t profit from losses everyone would turn a willfully blind eye to non gains, we’d have more bubbles.
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Also, shorts are the only people brave enough to make a bid in a market crash. That's why when g... |
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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If the... |
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Jesus Christ
You’re free
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Please actually just retire on this money lmao, don’t be back in this sub in a month. You’re about to cash out 250k today.
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250k? I calculated 96k if nvda holds at 171. How did you calculate 250k?
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Dude shit was at 40cents a few months ago. 70m market cap. Literally could have made a yacht from this
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Mate I already did https://imgur.com/a/oCENO
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jan 2 low was $5 though
this thing never went below like $4
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That's after... |
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Everything you need to know about GS: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-great-american-bubble-machine-20100405
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A president could win my vote on the sole promise of firing the Sherman Anti-Trust cannon at them.
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What do they ha... |
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fuck what's going on?
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Fear of Trump taking office mixed with AMD silence (no product release dates etc) mixed with CES hype dying down mixed with stop-losses getting triggered I think.
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Yup. It literally gapped down to the exact price I se... |
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Some of us fuckers have to work & shit.
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Work is for poor people.
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Ya, I guess I should have been born with rich parents.
I'm such a piece of shit.
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You really are
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Thanks dad.
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contemplate why the fuck i have 400 puts on GE.
see how AAPL and MSFT are doing, then sell my puts on those.
ask myself again what made me think 400 puts on GE was a good idea.
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Why do you have 400 puts in GE?
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Because it was a good idea.... |
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r/personalfinance also says to not have more than one credit card.
Fuck those guys.
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Wait really, lol, I have like 15.
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that must be tailored towards poeple specifically in personalfinance, i've never heard of too much credit being bad.
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Proof or ban.
EDIT: Holy fucking shit. I didn't think anybody was actually that autistic. Still, this is without doubt the most ~~retarded~~ 'wsb' post of all time and should be stickied. Good luck op.
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Proof or ban.
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He's actually fucking... |
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What was Toy’s R Us if Sears is too big to fail?
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Really too big to fail? Hahaha
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Started with 5,700, ran up to 18,000, and currently sitting at 4,000. I took a month to make those gains and a little over a week to lose it all. I actually didn’t eat a lot during that time, and always felt like my stomach was in knots. I’m slowly climbing back though.
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If you can't trust stock advice from an Applebees bartender then who can you trust.
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Jokes on You! I'm the dishwasher
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You got any dope rn?
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2 for 30
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Which state?
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The federally l... |
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Pay your margin call, close your account, stop trading.
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Dude, wrong sub.
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Funny joke but this dude is burning through cash and needs someone to be real with him.
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lol he can make this back in a week of flipping burgies
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Trading options is good and easy to win.
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I try to tell people own hundreds or thousands of shares in their accounts to at the VERY least, sell high out of the money calls for extra % gains.
Then they try and understand options in the slightest and they giv... |
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I have Jan $60 calls. 30K worth. Stock was $58/share when I bought them. Currently at -$17,883. Hope I'm not fucked.
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Everyone was deleting their accounts and advertisers were pulling out. How is everyone on reddit suppose to react to these numbers? Was the reddit echo chamber giving out false information?
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> advertisers were pulling out
I don't remember seeing news... |
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100% private lending to high risk credit individuals. Use dubious credit collection agencies to collect
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AMEX?
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$AXP
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AXP confirmed. I have a credit limit that's twice what I've earned in a year ever. (No it's not even clos... |
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Would the real u/ElonMusk please stand up
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I repeat, will the real u/ElonMuskOfficial please stand up?
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Y’all act like you’ve never seen a privatization before
Jaws all on the floor when I said that funding’s secured
Started shorting my as... |
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Hedge funds can’t make a take over bid dummy.
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what if we create a shell company?
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You can’t be in finance. Are you serious?
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im not, what is this take over rule? what about when ackman bought herbalife?
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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He's gotta do something illegal to get impeached
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These wall street "Verterans" are just washed up investors that are gonna die out soon anyway. They know nothing about dumping your life savings and maxing out margin on ridiculous meme stocks.
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I was kinda thrown off by that wording too. WTH does it take to... |
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SPX
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Did you invest in pure stock ownership or something else like options, also when and what time did you buy it? U don't need to respond I'm just curious and trying to find a reason not to do homework.
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Options. Every day. Sometimes it... |
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so we should short it?
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Can someone explain to me how shorting is done? I understand the concept, I think, but I don’t understand how. Like, you can buy stocks if you think they’ll rise in value, but can you anti-buy stocks if you think they’re going to fall... |
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Yeah but unemployment at 16 year low, probably why pre market is up...I don't know though, I just read stuff on the internet and repeat it.
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Honestly, unemployment rates are low enough that I would probably not give it much thought at this point. At 4.3% how... |
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I had the same occurrence. Why is the stock market so shitty this last week?
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Start of a recession.
Take a look at housing construction companies for the last 9 months
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Is this just a normal business cycle recession or like a heavy weight r... |
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finally someone who understands that the markets were actually pricing in zero rate hikes next year
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I dunno man, experts from every financial thread on r/news says otherwise...
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Lol. “Experts”
People are in this business to make money. N... |
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It's going to 100... after a split Amazon is a great long term hold
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Definitely a major concern. But as long as they don't split I'd probably be ok.
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Split doesn't matter. Ur one share will become 10
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O rly?
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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If a company posts an earnings loss and weak guidance, yet the stock goes up, it's bear time.
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The problem is that monetary policy sinc... |
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To the moon. Get on board faggots. Thanks papa ma
Edit
What the fucking fuck
Edit 2
And its up. Lets go bitches
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I am honestly selling at the open, this stock just doesn't seem to keep support past $190 and when the market shits it self it plummets to th... |
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Poor guy that manages the SpaceX FB just got laid off
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Doubt, he still has Instagram and Twitter to manage.
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Instagram is owned by FB. I'm sure Elon knows that.
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Yeah he said that he was going to keep IG for now as it is a ... |
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That’s sick, well done. I’ll pour out some malt liquor for that tax bill.
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Luckily his tax rate just went down!
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He’ll be close to over 50% depending on the state
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This actually infuriated me. "yeah, give us YOUR money that... |
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Elons hair doctor ������
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The dude is bald as fuck though, it's a good thing that there's hariplugs this day and age, or else he would've gone full Bezos.
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Including the cannons for arms?
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All one has left is HGH and roids o... |
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Last time it was mentioned in WSB, guys were buying at 4.xx
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/76ybv9/trxc_30_gains_after_one_day_after_purchase/
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Yeah. Lots of bag holders. But it’s a speculative bet. Doesn’t matter if you buy two, three, fou... |
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I like how his handwriting gets worse and worse as he gets lazier and lazier
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Hard to keep good penmanship up when your hands are so tired from having to give continuous hand jobs to inmates just to get a sip of the pruno.
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This is the fir... |
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they banned me for just replying in a thread, I'm not even sure if I mentioned stocks even.
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they banned me for saying I'm a libertarian in a thread asking what political ideology you have
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I was banned for assuming it was a satire sub ->... |
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If every member in this sub contributed 1 dollar per month we could get an office on Wall St.
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If every member of this sub contributed $2 per month we could get a Wall St office AND make a monthly $650k SPY play
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u/YungBillionaire handles th... |
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So conflicted; he’s a hypocritical douche but I’ll take any MU help I can get. $70 is a PE of about 8.25 after upcoming ER
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So you say, I shouldnt sell mahh $mu tendies yet ?
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Unless they’re calls expiring soon, I would not
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Long time listener. First time YOLOer. $1200 on $62.50 FD calls. $3800 on January $70.
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Those 62.50's are going to get crushed unless you get a minimum 8% spike after earnings.
RIP op, the rally is dead
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Here from r/all, this thread is incredible. More than half of you are really intelligent but I’m shocked at the number of Stable Geniuses you have here.
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What is your hair color? Is it blue or green?
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Bleach blonde, I feel it accents the fa... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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I thought you don’t have to worry about that considering how long you’ve held them, or am I retarded... |
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Fun fact you can also have your broker lend you $23,000,000 to show your friends how rich you are for a day
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Rejoice! For we have abolished the cyclical nature of our economies. Markets cannot ever fall or decline if you just keep dumping more freshly printed money into them. This is the next evolution of capitalism! Infinite Eurobux and infinite tendies for everyone!
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So you were trying to make $20 from your spread?
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Each contract handles 100 stocks so 2000$.
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2000$ profit, while his risk if he didn't let the puts expire was $50,000, right? Is this supposed to be a good deal?
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They were o... |
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Finally one of you fucks makes a post here to short volatility. I can finally feel confident in my long shares of UVXY.
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Probably 50% of my posts on this sub are telling people to stop perpetually going long vol.
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you realize UVXY revers... |
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It's still worth 10% of the original price because there's still a chance it will end up in the money.
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But the probability is so low that statistically it’s still not worth it
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Oooo la la look at Mr. Statistics over here with his fancy math... |
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I'm on the spectrum so numbers, fast moving shit, and patterns excite me.
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What numbers are you looking at? Profit? Debt? Cash flow?
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Strictly price action. I am a technical trader.
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Can you explain what you mean by price ... |
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Giving u a opportunity to average down to make more money
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im out of buying power
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Take out a loan
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I'm 18 and I'm still not that autistic
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I like that you rebuffed this comment but not the one telling you ... |
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USO up calls down lol
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Someone with a bunch of 15.5 calls was trying to sell at 0.07, a lot of times orders get canceled and the price moves up easier but sometimes you have someone who wants to limit sells and it acts like a wall
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So y... |
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Guaranteed another post that will fall on deaf ears. Solid post OP.
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Thank you.
My motto with WSB is this: "There are great ideas that are poorly executed."
Stock with 800 IV? Go long the OTM calls. NO! Buy the underlying and sell the ATM call... Lots o... |
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still using RH, why?
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No commissions
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With any account that's even five figures, a better fill through a good brokerage will save you far more than commission.
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What do u mean a better fill?
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Probably quite similar to many of our portfolios here. Including mine...
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this was mine till today, now im only down 56% in the last month instead of 65% :\^)
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I'm up 41.68% on the month?
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Congrats, try not to lose it
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I'll just buy Tesla 2 fucking minutes before this happens. Dropped 25 points immediately. Fuck.
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Don't worry, this is a good sign for TSLA long schlongs.
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Buying a failing solar company that bleeds many tens of millions per quarter? Explain
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Is this your "final yolo" like when you played AAPL calls last year, or your "final yolo" like with your DWTI short? It must be nice knowing that you could have just slapped that inheritance into a boring ass dividend stock and been making 6 figures the rest of your life. He... |
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I bought at $196. $4.50.
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That's still not a strike price
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$200.50?
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there's no 200.5 strike
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the banner of this sub should be this comment chain i've never seen autism manifest itself in human form l... |
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I got $50 says this guys has nothing by week 3.
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I'll take that bet.
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Keep in mind that there is roughly the same chance of you losing all your money as there is to you doubling your money.
To get 100k you have to double it,,
1k - start
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i lost 99% of my portfolio because of calls. i’m full bull unfortunately
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Bro I was down -80% on my portfolio because of the puts on Monday. Came back today 150% positive
You’ll come back
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I like Snapchat. The only downside for them is that there is a barrier to opening up your audience. With Facebook you can add people by searching for them. Snapchat makes it difficult.
You can have the coolest product but if you limit the amount of users that can share thei... |
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For weeks, I've been thinking it's either:
a) merger happens and yay tendies
b) merger denied, baghold and wait for the next buyout suitor
What I didn't consider is... well, *this* shit.
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Shareholders get fucked in asset sale. Sure they can pay off 75% of... |
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That would be considered taxable activities and would disqualify you from your tax exempt status. Already looked into it myself.
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Damn. Any way to find out whats a taxable activity (is there a list, how do you even google that? "things churches cant do"?)
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Hey everyone. I know we talk shit and all but I’m by my partners bedside after surgery. She’s sleeping and I’m checking futures. Will be here all night. I truly enjoy the market, finance, news, and this community. Would appreciate some good energy. Make some good trades tomo... |
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You know, the IRS received your 1099 div as well, right? You'll hear from them around June time frame...maybe this year, but definitely next.
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Mr Suitology it says here you didn't report your dividends, We Want Our Share Of Your 67 Cents.
Mailed with a 39 c... |
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I highly doubt this dude quadrupled his account by holding for 3% then selling, on only 80 trades. u/monster2012 why the fuck you lying dawg?
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The gains ranged from 1-10%. When trading heavily on margin it all adds up.
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This is WSB, proof o... |
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That might just be a bunch of small trades that happened throughout the day. Sometimes you'll see big blocks at the end of the day from the brokerages settling up.
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Didn't know that! Thanks!!
Unless you trolling me...
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Dark pool trades are ... |
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Why tf are you using margin?
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Why tf arent you?
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Because I have enough cash on hand to fund my investment activities. I'm also not going to double down using borrowed money. That's foolish
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BeCaUsE i HaVe EnOuGh CaSh On ... |
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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stfu
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Nice
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Nice.
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LMAO. WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS.
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The Singapore Summit starts in 15 minutes and Donald Trump is on Twitter.
## Speaker_2: ##
Honestly, wtf.
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What? Twitter is an app on a phone. You can make a post in under a minute. Who cares.
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Hello Robinhood sales/marketing department.
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I'm actually kinda worried about RH cuz I've heard they're customer service isn't exactly helpful
## Speaker_2: ##
lol not helpful nigga it doesnt even exist
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah you get what you pay for I gue... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
## Speaker_0: ##
no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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"The gang loses money" cue always sunny theme
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Let's buy and hold a triple leveraged etf for 12 months
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What could go wrong?
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do negative gains count?
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Gains r gainz
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## Speaker_0: ##
So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m ocd’ing over that last share
## Speaker_0: ##
You must be really autistic
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You can’t buy 400k worth of calls and not be autistic savant
## Walls1337bot: ##
400k? You’re going to be surprised tomorrow
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explain yourself Marty
## ... |
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RIP
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F
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A
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G
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G
## Walls1337bot: ##
O
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## Speaker_0: ##
Even if everything goes perfectly, I would still end up in the trash can.
## Speaker_1: ##
I went over my options trade history, 75% of them were profitable at some point but ended selling at a loss or worthless....
## Speaker_2: ##
Agree. Often the question is when to sel... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can someone ELI5 what OP did
## Speaker_1: ##
He sold contracts that said he had to buy the stock at expiration of the contracts if SPY were at a certain price. He thought they would expire worthless.
He was wrong. Since the market is so volatile he was "put" the shares, ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This man will go down in history as the dumbest person we have ever elected president.
## Speaker_0: ##
From these tweets, why?
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They’re closing plants that make cars that are not selling in the us both because of a broad fall in vehicle sales and ch... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
For those keeping track at home (or looking for good leap positions), price per share at a trillion dollar valuation:
AAPL: 203.56
AMZN: 2061.07
GOOGL: 1441.08
MSFT: 130.19 (leaps for 1/2020 decent price)
FB: 345.17 (leaps below 1T decent price in 1/2020)
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## Speaker_0: ##
So Trump is destroying China?
## Speaker_1: ##
China is destroying themselves .., trump is pissing on them while they are on the floor
## Speaker_0: ##
So you're saying Trump knows he's going to win this because he's basically kicking someone who's already down and can't g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can you divulge the name of the school with this teacher? I have a young daughter and I want to make sure she never goes there.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Eastside. Make sure she stays far away
## Speaker_1: ##
Eastside? What state? I work with school districts across the US.
#... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hate that yall shitpost JNUG and shit with robinhood, but this is a nice yolo.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, can't say I've ever seen someone with a $200k bankroll still using Robinhood.
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And that's my 3rd largest holding. To me RH is perfect for what I need/... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Were you born a woman? [serious]
## Walls1337bot: ##
Tits and all [serious|
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
## Walls1337bot: ##
U/portlandmiser HI! we live silently among ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
How many people got banned for asking for a private invite?
## Speaker_1: ##
A lot of people.
## Speaker_2: ##
Give me a buck fifty I’ll turn it into 50 bucks in 2 days
## Speaker_3: ##
But I had just given you $3.50 last week
## Walls1337bot: ##
Damn it Loch Ness monste... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Silas sounds like a dick.
## Speaker_1: ##
Agreed. And highlander chads like a motherfucker
## Walls1337bot: ##
Agreed. and OP sounds like a little bitch. oh wait..
## Speaker_2: ##
I bet you don't even buy AMZN weeklies
## Walls1337bot: ##
I would if I wasn't busy gett... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why wasn't this even mentioned in the big short
## Speaker_1: ##
There's a Narrative that needs to be pushed: the housing bubble and subsequent collapse were solely the result of wall street's greed and ignorance and 'predatory lending.' Certainly a lot of truth to that bu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is that wall going to be built out of sheets of paper? Estimates of a border wall are in the ballpark of $70 billion.
## Speaker_1: ##
Can someone explain to me how/why it's that expensive? Like, it's 2018. Walls are not exactly next level technology here, we've known how ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is she one of those whales that crypto faggots always seem to reference? Sure looks like it
## Speaker_1: ##
This is someone who does amateur porn on the internet. The avatar is actually her. Suffice to say she is just a newbie to this and probably someone is helping her tr... |
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