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## Speaker_0: ##
Have you seen some of the dumb shit on here? We are no better than them. Only difference is that we are self aware retards.
## Speaker_1: ##
just smart enough to know we're reterded
## Speaker_2: ##
thats a blessing
## Speaker_3: ##
We’re all retards on this blessed day
## Speaker_0: ##
Speak for yourself
## Speaker_4: ##
Your comment literally says "we are self aware retards" then someone agrees and you say no? What?
## Speaker_0: ##
It's a fucking r/KenM meme you fucking retard. It's the next line after "we are all x on this blessed day"
Jesus Christ
## Walls1337bot: ##
What’s a meme?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Covered calls on snap lmao why would you be long in the first place.
## Speaker_1: ##
Selling calls is going short my dude
## Speaker_0: ##
A covered Call is still bullish. You own the underlying stock that your selling the call against.
## Speaker_1: ##
Having shares is irrelevant to the act of selling a call which, in and of itself, is bearish. Having it covered is more like a hedge against getting exercised.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's not really a hedge. The only thing you can hope for is the price to stay relatively stable and the option expire worthless. If it goes down, you have 100 shares for each call contract. That means your position in the shares of SNAP are significantly bigger than that measly call contract you sold for maybe a few hundo.
You don't want the price to go down or your holding in SNAP loses more value than the contract. You don't really want the price to go up or your shares might get called away, but then the contract will expire and you'll want the price to go up. It's a neutral/bullish strategy
Selling naked call is a rare strategy used because of the significant risk involved, so yea selling a call contract in and of itself is bearish, but owning the underlining is bullish. What has more skin in the game? You can buy a put if you're THAT bearish.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is that guy trapping pigeons?
## Speaker_1: ##
he eats only the highest quality of pigeon meat
## Speaker_0: ##
I didn’t know pigeons’ tendies is a thing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Google squab. Pigeons arrived in North America via the immigrants as an easily farmable food, like chicken for instance. My moms Italian immigrant parents used to have a whole pigeon coup in the back yard. They'd sell them I believe.
They also bought some hamsters one day when my mom was young.. Probably 6 or 7. She named her favourite one 'Brownie'. A few days later 'Brownie' was on her dinner plate. Sucks to be a poor immigrant I guess.
## Speaker_2: ##
I’d eat your moms brownie
## Walls1337bot: ##
The true contributor to the conversation
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## Speaker_0: ##
#shortafghanistan
## Speaker_1: ##
Too soon
## Speaker_2: ##
I didn't understand this. Can you explain the reference please?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Afghanistan is a country in Asia.
## Speaker_2: ##
I know that. What does this have to do with the post ?
## Speaker_3: ##
The capital of Afghanistan is Kabul
## Speaker_2: ##
Kabul is known for good weed.
## Walls1337bot: ##
While this is true, their economy is largely based on afghans (the clothing item, not the people)
## Speaker_4: ##
I'd say the economy over there is moreso based on opium. The GDP is just under $20B and opium production makes up like $5B of that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Afghans actually make up 100% of Afghanistan’s GDP.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Acquitted of all charges. Trump sets him free.
## Speaker_1: ##
Imagine the msm if he pardoned him lmao
## Speaker_0: ##
I know hahahaha i could see msm TRUMP FREED the TRAITOR. Fox News would be like Obama freed Chelsea Manning a real traitor. Etc etc
## Speaker_2: ##
Ole boy is running for Maryland senate seat now. I'm betting he wins.
## Speaker_0: ##
Never in a million years would the public vote Chelsea Manning in. Not even about trans or any of that, would be the easiest smear campaign ever.
Do you want a convicted espionage felon in the senate seat? Can you trust a whistleblower in Congress?
Etc etc total votes less than 10%
## Walls1337bot: ##
I kinda hope he gets elected simply for the entertainment value. I mean what's he going to do, somehow make Maryland worse?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I traded a shit load in 2008. Market would tank big few days in a row. Have a small green day or so then continue huge tanks. Puts at that time would have killed it and you would stay the hell away from calls. No point in calls anyways when most companies were tanking to like a buck or about to file BK, you can get the stock for cheap and play the mega bounce when a miracle happened
## Speaker_1: ##
This is what’s happening now
## Speaker_0: ##
No fag. It’s be like -300, -400, -300 days then a +40 day. Followed by -300 -400 -300
Rinse and repeat pattern for a year. There was never a three Green Day in a row like we just had this week with two Green Day’s in a row being rare. If the market was up +200 it was because of some desperate news and it would quickly be lost by a -300 the next day
## Speaker_2: ##
There were a quite a few days, especially in September/October 2008 when Congress was voting on TARP which caused 5% intraday swings.
Once that ended in October and it became clear that the govt was stepping in, it was smooth sailing down from there.
At least the uncertainty then due to congressional action or lack thereof. The election
Itself didn’t help but that’s secondary. Everyone knew the real economy would be feeling this in short order.
Today... no one fucking knows since the Orange one contradicts himself multiple times a day when he tweets and speaks.
## Speaker_0: ##
yea TARP news caused fake green days that were quickly wiped out when more news of companys hitting liquidity crunches and were going to file BK kept popping up every single day.
I held LVS at $5 and it dropped to a buck, SIRI at .25 and it dropped to .07, GGP at 1.50 and it dropped to .35. It was insane, there was no reason to it, shit looked like no way it can tank any further but then it DID and you were down holding the bag at -70% thinking how the fuck is this even possible for companies like these to be trading like pink sheets
I wouldn't compare this at all to Trump. Trump fear is all speculation by retards. 2008 - real companies were shutting down. BIG difference
## Walls1337bot: ##
Great insight here, thanks.
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## Speaker_0: ##
AAPL PUTS
## Walls1337bot: ##
LOL, what time period tho?
Need to verify my optionshouse account first
## Speaker_0: ##
Your pick: Sept 30, $110 or Sept 23, $112.
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought we were trying to lose him money?
## Walls1337bot: ##
When WSB tries to lose money it accidentally ends up making money
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## Speaker_0: ##
dipshit beaches his shitty boat sailing drunk at night, gofundme collects enough to bail out his towing costs and a new shitty boat...
## Speaker_1: ##
Sounds like stupidity is the best catalyst for profit. Why does this sub continue to fail?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because we're not *completely* shameless.
## Speaker_2: ##
speak for yourself nigga
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sucking off old men for spare change is several steps above begging people on the Internet to bail you out of your own retardation.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Did you go into 3M?
## Speaker_1: ##
No, stayed with SGYP
## Speaker_2: ##
based on what?
## Speaker_1: ##
BO possiblity, but am impatient, need gains quick
## Speaker_3: ##
>BO possibility
Stop reading stocktwats. Your stupidity is astounding.
## Walls1337bot: ##
don't scare off the homie... we need tards like this to keep donating their daddy's money. After the markets squeeze out every last penny he has then he can fuck right off
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## Speaker_0: ##
/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
## Speaker_1: ##
what if /u/lordtuts is canada
## Speaker_2: ##
Is u/lordtuts banned from r/me_irl
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes
## Speaker_3: ##
So tell us, are you canada?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I am
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## Speaker_0: ##
What kinda car, what state, what age
## Speaker_1: ##
2016 Cadillac ATS (black), Nevada ( I plan on getting the blue on white plates) & the car is 2 years old but I’m 22
## Speaker_2: ##
Should have gotten a beater Civic and put that insurance savings in 7/20 $90s.
## Speaker_1: ##
7/20 90$ on what ?
## Speaker_3: ##
That’s almost as bad as asking what JNUG is
## Speaker_1: ##
There wasn’t a ticker. Unless I misread it or it is implied and I’m not catching the hint on 7/20
## Speaker_4: ##
You sweet, naive summer child.
## Speaker_1: ##
Does anyone want to fill me in then
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought in hard. A guy with a van can't destroy 2% of the economy.
## Speaker_1: ##
But a chetto with a Twitter can
## Speaker_2: ##
it's so edgy to be anti-president these days
## Speaker_3: ##
It's always been edgy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If anything it's less edgy now and mainstream
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looking forward to the $4.2K to $0 post.
## Speaker_1: ##
in 3 weeks
## Speaker_0: ##
I could do it in less than 24 hrs
## Speaker_2: ##
24 hours? I will do it in 20 mins.
## Speaker_3: ##
I already did it 20 minutes ago
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hold my beer
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## Speaker_0: ##
I take it you're a whale? Sincere question. You sound like 13k lost in 4 months doesn't bother you.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are you calling me fat?
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm calling your bank account fat.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I was just kidding, no I'm a university student. Just a high tolerance for risk.
## Speaker_1: ##
Wtf? What university student has 13k to just blow on the stock market? Rich parents?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No. I have a job and I know how to save money.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pounded? You’re down like..six dollars
## Speaker_1: ##
$70 in 1 hour, actually.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lol.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm 22, this is my life savings and I'm about to go traveling for all of 2018. It's a bad time to lose money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You sound like you need to make better life decisions.
## Speaker_1: ##
I think I did pretty good so far man! Graduating from a top 10 state school with a Finance degree next week and then taking a year off to visit every national park while living in my van? Sounds like I could be doing worse
## Walls1337bot: ##
You gotta lighten up if you’re gonna post in a sub like this man.
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## Speaker_0: ##
No... The Turkey crisis is being caused by a gigantic piece of shit dictator, erdogan... AND an extremely incompetent group of minions... With a little Fed help
## Speaker_1: ##
He was elected since 2014, and Turkey was growing at 7,% rate yoy until last year and suddenly they have a currency problem?
## Speaker_2: ##
You are clueless.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah nice explanation. You really enlightened me today.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Armenian genocide was real
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## Speaker_0: ##
I had to buy the tickets because i opened my big fucking mouth. We lost on every single one of them except for a handful of powerball hits which are worth $3. I could have used that money to start my yacht fund.
## Speaker_0: ##
I appreciate the follow up man. How did your coworker actually find the thread?
## Speaker_0: ##
We talked for a while, apparently one of the IT guys has a script that searches all company computers for reddit users and looks for gonewild posts. When my name came up one of the IT guys was nosey and wanted to see what i was up to.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lmao coworker gonewild scanner that's rich
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah he has a whole collection on encrypted flash drive. Its NUTS. The women think they are safe because they dont post on those forums during work hours or on work machines, but as soon as they even log in once to their reddit accounts on company phone or company laptop, they get it all.
## Speaker_1: ##
Holy shit he's got the whole office by the balls/tits.
## Speaker_0: ##
yeah apparently they know about quite a few people who are in the closet, cheating on spouses, etc etc etc. Since they know my true colors now, i get to be a part of the cool kids, so it looks like this whole thing payed off after all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Tbh I think you're the one who has the upper hand. Of course, they could just wipe everything and deny deny deny
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where does Elon even get cash like that? I thought he was borrowing against his Tesla equity already?
## Speaker_1: ##
If you think these billionaires' net worth are what you see on Forbes, I got some news for you bud.
They have a shit ton of more stock and bonds made from their own personal financial decisions.
Ex: Peter Thiel is not worth only $2.5B from his FB stock. If he had that money tomorrow he would kill himself.
## Speaker_2: ##
It’s funny you say that, i advise more and more high net worth clients and i am always very surprised when guys worth 50m+$ tell me how they made it. Most often it’s from relatively small, always local businesses. I often thought “how is this guy running a bunch of groceries is worth 80M$ if XYZ big shot Wall Street type is barely worth 10x more?!”
So you are maybe right that they have more money than with is advertised.
## Speaker_3: ##
Can you give some stories like that? It seems infeasible to make 50m+ just by running a small local business.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They said bunch of groceries. If you've got a bunch of small businesses, it adds up pretty quick.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
## Speaker_1: ##
Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said were bullies and then continues to call themselves a law enforcement officer.
EDIT: to the dude who commented "Hey im a faggot and I dont do that shit" and then immediately deleted it, I couldnt think of a more vitriolic word, nothing against you liking the D.
EDIT 2: to everyone ninja editing comments in and out, lol.
## Speaker_2: ##
Must be American - those people are fucked up, heard they elected a retarded psychopath from a TV show to the Whitehouse and they call themselves a developed nation despite having the second highest rate of poverty after only Israel, also they are all so fucking fat it's kind of sick
## Speaker_3: ##
don't think so. if those were american cops it woulda been abother school shooting
## Walls1337bot: ##
"American Cops Shoot 170 Students to Restrain 12 Years Old Bully"
*We had to do it*
## Speaker_4: ##
*Jury acquits entire police department*
## Walls1337bot: ##
*promotes
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well he's the one putting the brakes on the economy. Of course we blame him for the stock market going negative for the year.
(And yes, we are officially down for the year on all indicies)
## Speaker_1: ##
Holy shit, the stock market is not the economy you autismo. The economy is running hot on all indicators.
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh how cute. You seem to think the economy is still as hot as it was before the Trump Trade War started.
Read a newspaper sometime so you can catch back up on all you missed during your 6 month coma.
## Speaker_1: ##
I’m a CPA you tard, and until we get indications of actual economic effect everything is just gossip.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yay so you can do taxes and shit? Or is that a subtle brag in regards to your qualifications to the interwebs?
## Speaker_1: ##
I do SEC reporting for a F100 company and a majority of my year end work involves going over risk management items reported on the 10K. Tons of that shit includes economic outlook. I basically look at this shit all day
## Speaker_3: ##
you are a dumb cunt,
the tarrifs are already having an impact.
What's making it worse is the outlook for the next 1-2 years, every single CFO in a F500 company is analyzing the F' out of this and fixing their roadmaps to mitigate the upcoming risk.
That's why you saw the intense gradual selling happening right now because of the guidance last earnings.
For you to sit there and say it's "gossip", while it has the impact of our American lives FUCK YOU
Tarrifs aren't accomplishing shit you dumb cunt, how are you even a god damn CPA. China's exports to the US actually have gone up this past year. Explain that dumb cunt
"I look at this shit at all day"
You are literally retarded and absorbed in your self bubble
## Speaker_1: ##
Look at this guys profile. He’s a fucking college student and intern. He doesn’t know shit.
## Speaker_3: ##
I don't know shit? Are you retarded? You answered my god damn question
The Market is trading right now on future outlooks. FACT
Now companies have to fucking adjust to that uncertainty due to this shit. FACT. You are trying to fucking argue that this is shit is just "gossip"? Tarrifs have a god damn impact on a companies bottom line. PERIOD.
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about, but I'm talking about the damn economy. You don't think CFO's are accounting to mitigate risk right now ? You don't think they aren't discussing on laying off staff, increasing pricing, adjusting how they are budgeting, questioning if they should spend as much on newer projects? If they should lock in inventory right now? Move facilities at different locations whether it's bringing them back to the US or opening it in Mexico/other places where they can localize? You dont think this type of shit doesnt have an impact on the economy? Are you a buffoon?
keep in mind this guy is A GOD DAMN CPA.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Damn man I bet I could fry an egg on your forehead right now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I hope you will seek professional help for your gambling addiction and that you can find a way to save your marriage.
## Speaker_1: ##
Thanks man, appreciate the words. I've always been super frugal, which baffles me more how I got myself into this position. My blinders were fully up, and I was going full steam ahead. So stupid.
## Speaker_2: ##
Please tell us your positions what penny stock or no name company did this to u
## Speaker_1: ##
All in Sears, obviously.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Is Sears a joke? What did you actually do to lose all the money?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bet you love AMZN
## Speaker_1: ##
You say that like it's an insult. AMZN is a great company, but it's a bad time to buy right now
## Speaker_0: ##
No insult, why right now?
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh, I read that wrong. People on WSB like to make fun of index fund and low risk investors. It's a bad time right now because their all time high is 774.98, and they're at 766.31. I always wait for a dip in the price, and never buy near the 52 week/ all time high.
## Speaker_0: ##
Gotcha. does that not seem like an emotional move vs. a logical or reward-based move?
You can easily be out 5% of slow gains before you see a 3% attractive dip.
Of course, to your credit, it works both ways...but with AMZNs rate of return you're more likely to miss growth by waiting.
## Speaker_1: ##
It's a logical move. I've thought about buying AMZN at it's current price, but decided against it. This is just my opinion, but I think amazon is overvalued right now. I believe it'll drop to a minimum of 650, probably less, within the next year. When that happens, I'll buy in
## Walls1337bot: ##
RemindMe! 1 Year "Did AMZN drop to 650 or less?"
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## Walls1337bot: ##
invest in BOFA
## Speaker_0: ##
BOFI
## Walls1337bot: ##
no, BOFA
## Speaker_0: ##
BAC?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bofa deez nuts HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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## Speaker_0: ##
I stand to win $100k+ if I'm right.
## Speaker_1: ##
Autism level increased to: 59
## Speaker_2: ##
I laughed so fucking hard when Trump announced he wanted to be president.
I though this must be a stunt the Yanks are not this stupid.
Short USD. Long Ruble/Yuan.
## Speaker_3: ##
I thought the same the until you redcoats pulled out of the EU, you couldn't be that stupid.
Turns out it worked out pretty well ;)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, my money's on Trump.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm literally going to give whatever kids I have in the future an investment account and have that be their allowance. They can keep, or withdraw whatever they want, as long as they don't go under my initial contribution into them to get them started.
## Speaker_1: ##
They should make a robinhood for kids. You know... one without options or the ability to put yourself into deep debt. Great idea really.
## Speaker_2: ##
How is everybody on this sub not in deep deep debt with the shit I see
## Speaker_3: ##
I have enough self awareness not to open a margin account.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There's nothing wrong with margin, and you're crippling your capabilities without it. Just don't be stupid.
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## Speaker_0: ##
ANOTHER DIP
## Speaker_1: ##
AND ANOTHER ONE
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AND ANOTHER ONE
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We da best
## Speaker_4: ##
Tha RADest
## Speaker_5: ##
WEEE DA ILLLLLLLEST
## Speaker_6: ##
I got more gold than Rumpelstiltskin
## Walls1337bot: ##
Rumpledforeskin
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## Speaker_0: ##
Incels found a new home
## Speaker_1: ##
It's really kinda sad. I love games, it's one of my favorite things next to trading and playing the stock market game, but these people are just... So delusional and just financially illiterate.
## Speaker_2: ##
Couldn't agree more. These people shouldn't be "trading" in the first place
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't think he's even a trader. I take this shit seriously, I wear it like a badge of honor because trading is a fucking crazy, and time consuming "job", we risk ***a lot*** for sometimes 0 gains. I fucking GAMBLE WITH 300k I'M IN THIS SHIT. I don't like it when people claim a title that I and probably most of us here have worked hard to say we're traders, fucking schooling and educating ourselves for hours on end. I don't know, it just pisses me off.
Edit: I know this one was gonna get downvoted because of my passionate ranting, but I really mean it. I have a brother and all he does is trade appl and Microsoft on Robinhood during his lunch break at a fucking homegoods ***because I showed him the fucking app!*** and he walks around like a big shot wallstreet yuppy because of it. *GOD* it makes me heated.
Edit 2: I am now realizing that most of my anger stems from my brother.
Edit 3: does no one here have passion!? Do you have no pride in your accomplishments!? ***I AM A PASSIONATE MAN, A PASSIONATE MAN FILLED WITH THE WHITE HOT CREAM OF PRIDE!***
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get the fuck out you autist.
## Speaker_1: ##
Do you fear my cream of passion? ��️����️
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s just a stock market.
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a person that was a trainer for a retirement company, I can almost guarantee not a single person asked about a those. I would make a bet there were questions like: "It's my money, why can't I take it out?"; "How do I take a loan?"; "My friend told me about Hardships, how do I do that?"; "I didn't know we had auto enrollment, how do I stop that?"
## Speaker_1: ##
We had a company wide teleconference for the new 401k plan that was 100% match up to 6% and was auto enrolled at 3%. The guy made it past "hello" before someone blurted out "how do we opt out?"
## Speaker_2: ##
Automatic 100% returns no thank you.
## Speaker_3: ##
People are so fucking short sighted sometimes it hurts.
## Walls1337bot: ##
So you're tellin' me you want to lock up 3% of my pre-tax income? Then how am I supposed to make the minimum payment on my credit cards?
I oughta leave this company.
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## Speaker_0: ##
1 - You have a gambling problem
2 - This is amazing
3 - Good luck
## Speaker_1: ##
Donald Trump gets loaned 2 million and ends up a billionaire and president of the United States. OP inherits 2 million and is down to one last YOLO on Reddit.
Maybe OP shoulda just put the money in the bank. This is not his thing lol.
## Speaker_2: ##
>Donald Trump gets loaned 2 million and ends up a billionaire
"Donald trump was loaned money by his dad, who then died and he inherited his dad's whole fortune"
## Speaker_3: ##
Plus, he's been bankrupt what? Six times?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Do you even understand what you're saying?
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## Speaker_0: ##
somebody bought 83 $5 puts at .05 cents yesterday. id say that's a good days work.
## Speaker_1: ##
How much would that person have made? That's only like $420?
## Speaker_2: ##
83 contracts, so they put in like $415. Options returned like 100x, so he made off with $41,500.
## Speaker_3: ##
At least somebody made good off of everyone else's misery
## Speaker_4: ##
Someone wrote those puts though.
## Speaker_3: ##
Sorry what'a a put. I just started stocks and I don't know shit lol.
## Speaker_5: ##
A put option. The holder of a put has the right to sell the underlying symbol at the price the option is struck at.
Buying a put is a bearish bet. Writing a put (I.e. being the original guy who writes the option contract saying they're offering the right to buy shit from them) is a bullish/neutral bet.
If a put expires and the price of the underlying is equal to, or greater than the strike price of the put, then the writer pockets the premium and has won.
If the price of the underlying is BELOW the strike price of the put, the holder can exercise it and sell shares to the writer for above the market price, so the option holder has won in that case.
Of course, many things factor into option pricing. An option further from expiration has more value than one that is closer to expiring (this is called theta). Options are also more valuable when volatility of the underlying is higher, this is called Vega.
One option contact is for 100 shares of the underlying stock.
## Speaker_3: ##
Thank you for the info, and not being a fag.
## Speaker_6: ##
Actually you're the fag for asking that question
## Walls1337bot: ##
How's he supposed to find out what a put is if his library card is expired
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## Speaker_0: ##
BEWARE anyone that wants to inverse this NFLX options are extremely expensive because the one thing he has right is they generally do move big on earnings. If you've never trade NFLX options at earnings before recommend spreads
## Speaker_1: ##
Agreed, this is a high risk play. You might prefer to short NFLX directly instead.
## Speaker_2: ##
Your 5th bullet point says this is a low risk play. 5 minutes later you change your mind. Jesus christ, this is just fucking annoying now.
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Well its lower risk than selling calls.
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Any stock that crosses your mind automatically inherits disastrous risk
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Volatility goes over 100% as soon as he mentions a stock.
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## Speaker_0: ##
he only lost $300 dumbass
he has to pay $800 for $500 worth of stock
## Speaker_1: ##
Oh are you his accountant?
## Speaker_0: ##
no but I fucking read the post that YOU posted. You probably glanced, saw $800 and moseyed over here with this face (https://www.google.com/search?q=bill+cosby+excited+face&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=782&tbm=isch&imgil=6wSHl3ZX1Y3OSM%253A%253BJXtgjjnO7XiQQM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fbossip.com%25252F1233396%25252Ftally-up-americas-favorite-alleged-rapist-bill-cosby-faces-3-more-sexual-assault-accusers-43081%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=6wSHl3ZX1Y3OSM%253A%252CJXtgjjnO7XiQQM%252C_&usg=__UbUzxXHfRUelHHnENNl8PMjvifc%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjDoti1l6POAhVLQCYKHWBWCIQQyjcIJw&ei=fM6gV8P0CcuAmQHgrKGgCA#imgrc=6wSHl3ZX1Y3OSM%3A) suck im not formatting.
lrn2math b4 u invest.
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nice link faggot
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i refuse to click that dirty google image whore of a link
## Walls1337bot: ##
Well... This turned out to be a real shit show.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Could’ve bought a brand new Honda Accord
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Or a base model Tesla Model 3, if they'll ever make it.
## Speaker_2: ##
Everyone and their mom wants to drop 70k on the performance version. Screw the base model
## Speaker_3: ##
exactly, why waste resources on making the base model if the performance one is selling out?
## Speaker_1: ##
Base one is also sold out. Cause they make none of them and at least one person wants it, so it's technically sold out.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I like your thinking.
I just created a product that's completely sold out too.
## Speaker_4: ##
What is it? Never mind, I'll take one!
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's already sold out.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's definitely worth holding for this fall's releases (and probably longer). My only gripe with them is that they don't have a sports games.
## Speaker_1: ##
grab some $TTWO for that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Idk I'm not really into gaming, but whenever I discuss Activision/Blizzard vs TTWO with people who are into gaming they laugh and say that Take Two is crap. I know the stock is one thing, but fundamentally it sounds like they have a negative sentiment with consumers. Meanwhile on the other hand, Activision/Blizzard is killing it with Overwatch and fans have been really impressed with the development team, something that doesn't happen too often. When I did this research and realized what a great company Activision is and how they care about fans I bought the stock without really caring about the price it was at, and I've been rewarded for that with some great gains. Fundamentals are the only way to invest longer term.
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Fundamentally ATVI is stronger. Just not too sure on their future plans vs TTWO. Either way, something I need to research more and hopefully take a position in ATVI on the next dip.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just my advice, I wouldn’t worry much about timing the entry of a growth stock like this. Average in if you want, but if you’re confident in your research the current price won’t matter in the long run. Plus, it’s in a heavy uptrend, so the chance it rises more while you wait are better than the stock going down enough to get a better purchase price.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tell them to think of all the money they lost you over the years. Talk about a real bad investment.
## Speaker_1: ##
That sucks. I'm dating a wonderful woman right now but I feel like we may end up splitting up because I feel like kids are not worth it and she really wants two kids.
## Speaker_0: ##
This got heavy. I was just joking. Kids are expensive, but people have them for the sense of fulfillment and joy you get in creating productive members of society. Obviously it is a very personal decision, but everyone I know who has them wouldn't trade them for anything.
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Only because they can’t trade them. They’re forced into convincing themselves it was the right decision.
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TFW bagholding kids.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Careful, half this sub has Trump's cock firmly up their ass because they erroneously think he's personally responsible for the ongoing bull market. If anything, his corruption and all the legal proceedings could wipe out gains for 2017.
Buy VIX
## Speaker_1: ##
So trump doesnt affect the economy if its going up. But if it goes down than he does affect the economy.
Something smells retarded about this.
## Speaker_2: ##
The economy was doing fantastic under obama, Trump hasn't done a single thing except talk that could have any effect the economy yet. This tax plan will be his first real thing and imho it's a shit plan.
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> The economy was doing fantastic under obama
lol if the economy was doing so great why were all the college kids crying about student debt and living in their parents' basement.
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because millennials are lazy
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They say he is inciting violence against the media.
LOL!
They conveniently ignore the fact that the MSM has basically been begging someone to murder him for a long time now.
Long live trump!
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Yeah maybe some of those second amendment people could do something about him.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are people stupid enough to believe this actually happened?
## Walls1337bot: ##
How do you interpret what he said? If I say "I'll have some gun freaks take care of you" will you take that as a threat?
## Speaker_1: ##
The NRA and gun rights groups, since he was specifically talking about gun rights.
There is not a single person who heard him say it in context that thought he was talking about people with guns assassinating anyone.
How many of these stories do you believe? "Trump didn't disavow KKK" "Trump's campaign manager assaulted a female reporter" "17 intelligence agencies confirmed Russia hacked the DNC" "Hillary only had pneumonia"
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None the way you put them, I don't think Trump has ties to KKK but neither does Hillary. The intelligence agencies do agree that Russia interfered in our election, do you disagree with them? Hillary still isn't dead so whatever you guys hoped she had she probably doesn't.
## Speaker_1: ##
> The intelligence agencies do agree that Russia interfered in our election
3 agree Russia interfered, not 17. Also their conclusion has been proven to be completely fabricated without an ounce of truth in it.
> Hillary still isn't dead so whatever you guys hoped she had she probably doesn't
So she had non contagious, bacterial pneumonia that had been going around the campaign?
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Do you really think Trump and his cabinet with a combined wealth of over 1/3 the rest of the country give a shit about you or the common person of the world?
## Speaker_1: ##
Almost all of them have given up millions of dollars to take their position and nobody can find any way they are profiting from their positions.
So either they actually care or they all have such big egos that they want credit with saving America.
Both of them are fine with me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or they are in a position in which they can enact laws that benefit them and their friends. Leaving Paris agreement and screwing the common person because it would cost wealthy people money? Leaving TPP and screwing workers needing regulations for better working conditions in other countries because it would cost wealthy people money? People like Trump and his friends? Cutting regulations that protect workers and public at the expense of business costs? Yes having big egos is part of it, and they trick you into feeling like a winner for having voted them into office as they then fool you out of our future.
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##*Press F to pay respects*
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All in on Daddy.
http://imgur.com/7MrYN85
## Speaker_1: ##
There is no way in hell this is an accurate picture right? I honestly can't tell with this company anymore.
## Speaker_2: ##
You are asking if Elon Musk's face photoshopped on to Vin Diesel's body from a fast and the furious screenshot is legit.
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So is it?
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Yes
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u'll be right once, wrong twice. been there done it.
## Speaker_0: ##
This is why I'm asking for any and all recommended reading. This way it's not all random guessing. Hoping stop loss will save me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
there was a poster in here who ran 10k to 100-200k from just JNUG and JDST, go search for him and ask lol
## Speaker_0: ##
Can you link me his user? I can't find him?
## Walls1337bot: ##
nope go find him urself
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## Speaker_0: ##
Timing the fucking market? WTF you think this is r/investing? We YOLO entire portfolios on possible 5% gains on earnings reports here you cuck
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes I probably am. new to wsb and thought i would add some caution to group.
## Speaker_0: ##
Welcome aboard m8...Yacht or chicken nuggets only options here... what's it gonna be?
## Speaker_1: ##
Already have the yacht.
## Speaker_2: ##
Pics or it didn't happen. Also, no helipad no bueno.
## Walls1337bot: ##
http://imgur.com/a/IZU8M
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"Over all, 76 percent of the companies that went public last year were unprofitable on a per-share basis in the year leading up to their initial offerings ... That was the largest number since the peak of the dot-com boom in 2000, when 81 percent of newly public companies were unprofitable."
## Speaker_1: ##
I'd be much more interested in cash flow positive or not. GAAP profitability isn't as important
## Speaker_2: ##
It's like that episode of Silicon Valley. Even companies based on sensible ideas seem to be burning more cash than you would expect just because it's not cool to be profitable. Like wtf infrastructure does Airbnb need to spend its money on that it took 10 years to turn a profit.
## Speaker_3: ##
>Like wtf infrastructure does Airbnb need to spend its money on that it took 10 years to turn a profit.
Same as Uber, lobbying all the local and federal governments worldwide not to outright ban you is expensive business. They even admit this in some of their statements.
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You spelled bribing wrong
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## Walls1337bot: ##
As if the credit rating agencies aren’t associated with the Chinese government in the first place.
We should have thrown all that investment money into India instead of China where they actually believe in capitalism beyond doing anything in their control to piss off another Asian country for thousands of years.
## Speaker_0: ##
[Yeah india really gets it](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/09/opinion/the-cost-of-indias-man-made-currency-crisis.html?_r=0)
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_under-occupied_developments_in_China#List_of_cities
Don't even try- that's a counter measure of corruption/hidden money. It's not the government hiding poor economic numbers.
## Speaker_0: ##
i guess my other quip to your statement was india and pakistan fighting over nothing forever
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh you mean the country that hid Osama Bin Laden a block from a base and India? Who do you support?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden%27s_compound_in_Abbottabad
But that's just one terrorist- Pakistan still is actively hiding plenty more.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What a fuckin loser. I like pharma bros that don't get captured.
## Speaker_1: ##
Still has till sentencing to charter a jet to Albania....
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Is Albania better than prison?
## Speaker_3: ##
Yes, but not by enough
## Speaker_2: ##
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Correctional_Institution,_Morgantown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Correctional_Institution,_Morgantown)
> The Federal Correctional Institution, Morgantown Kennedy Center (FCI Morgantown) is a minimum-security United States federal prison for male inmates in West Virginia. It is operated by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, a division of the United States Department of Justice. The facility has been nicknamed 'Club Fed' because of its amenities which include a large college-like campus, a movie theater, a bocce ball court and a basketball court as well as housing many white collar, nonviolent offenders.
## Speaker_3: ##
Would still rather be banging herp infested 19 yo Albanian sloots
## Speaker_2: ##
If he goes to prison he might get to hang with Bernie Madoff.
## Speaker_4: ##
Wow, imagine Madoff combined with shkreli. That's a superhero origin story.
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Shkreli is going to become the Accountant
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short yourself for still using a Wii
## Speaker_1: ##
How else I'm gonna watch House of Cards in 480p now?
## Speaker_2: ##
Watching a dead show on a dead platform. Pretty appropriate tbh.
## Speaker_3: ##
Nonsense! Kevin Spacey's comeback is right around the corner.
## Speaker_4: ##
Someone tell that kid then
## Walls1337bot: ##
Kevin's back, RUN!!!!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hope this shit makes it onto CNBC
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“Local Virginian breaks into Micron property to take photo to get something called upvotes online.
While speaking of Micron the memory market is much better than we previously forecasted, however or price target for MU needs to be revised down to $25.”
## Speaker_2: ##
I thought you said local virgin for a second.
## Walls1337bot: ##
works both ways
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Mods please flair him as local virgin
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Sonofabitch
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## Speaker_0: ##
At the time, his loss was about 2 million dollars at today’s worth
## Speaker_1: ##
Sir Isaac Martymoho Newton
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Seriously, is he alive? Hasn't posted in a month or two now.
https://reddit.com/user/martymoho/
## Speaker_0: ##
Who is this
## Speaker_3: ##
The only guy who ever made money out of $MU
## Walls1337bot: ##
I made $35k off MU.....and then in true Marty fashion, lost that $35k
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if everything is deep red today and AMD closes green i'm going to jump out a window
## Speaker_0: ##
thank you su bae
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today's the day guys. out the window I go
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What floor we talkin?
## Walls1337bot: ##
well I've got $16 AMD puts so i'm thinking 16th floor
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pennsylvania offered something like 4.5 billion.
Cities are retarded.
## Speaker_1: ##
\> Pennsylvania
\> city
\> retarded
## Speaker_2: ##
is it not Pennsylvania?!?
1. Penny cheese steak
2. the Penny Fanatic
3. "In west Pennsylvania born and raised, On the playground where I spent most of my days"
## Speaker_3: ##
I agree, Pencilveineya is amazing, not sure what these other people are going on about.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Especially the area between philly and Pittsburgh which is surprisingly similar to the Deep South
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## Speaker_0: ##
RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
## Speaker_1: ##
HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
## Speaker_2: ##
In for a rude awakening
## Speaker_3: ##
I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position with a few puts.
## Speaker_4: ##
Or wake up on time.
## Speaker_5: ##
Guys what if he's dead
## Speaker_6: ##
Well he doesn't need that retirement money anymore
## Speaker_7: ##
What retirement money?
## Speaker_8: ##
That's where the 100k came from
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/whoosh
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## Speaker_0: ##
lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
## Speaker_1: ##
It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
## Speaker_2: ##
how many cfos do you think hang in china?
## Speaker_1: ##
The CFO of the company I work for was in China last week.
It's pretty common when you manufacture your products in China.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just curious: does the work of CFO requires traveling to the place of product manufacturing?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Elons hair doctor ������
## Speaker_1: ##
The dude is bald as fuck though, it's a good thing that there's hariplugs this day and age, or else he would've gone full Bezos.
## Speaker_2: ##
Including the cannons for arms?
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All one has left is HGH and roids once the hair goes.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not like he has any sex since he's getting divorce raped like every year.
## Speaker_4: ##
I'd even marry Elon and take in the ass for a year or two if it meant being entitled to half of his $18.5 billion
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's not how it works, but okay.
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## Speaker_0: ##
In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol this fucking username is outrageous.
## Speaker_0: ##
Why
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Joey diaz reference?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes
## Walls1337bot: ##
Crotch=coke rock on the clit huh
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## Speaker_0: ##
not a Grade A pussy, Amber Heard is
## Speaker_1: ##
Not after she was with Johnny Depp. That dude has to be crawling with more infections than a stagnant pond at a pig farm.
## Speaker_2: ##
Have an upvote.
## Speaker_3: ##
then upvote him. you don't have to announce your fucking upvote
## Speaker_2: ##
That’s a lot of aggression from someone with a new account.
What’s wrong? Bad day for your “portfolio”?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Have an upvote.
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## Speaker_0: ##
To be fair it should be a percentage of your account/ gambling fund.
I say 50% minimum
## Speaker_1: ##
lol, inb4 $100 accounts.
## Speaker_2: ##
Which is like half of WSB
## Speaker_3: ##
I mean, this is basically gambling... I wouldn't keep more than a few hundred in a gambling account even though my regular Roth/401k/Stock is around 100k.
## Speaker_2: ##
pussy
## Speaker_3: ##
I did my gambling in '08-'09 and made 10x my money ($4k to $40k)... I'll roll up my sleeves and put serious money on the line once the bear market returns.
## Speaker_4: ##
Who the hell invests in the bear market more than once?! They don't smell great, and are *way* too bitey to make good pets.
## Speaker_3: ##
[You clearly don't know who I am.](https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c14e24f1ee8d11015dc9b134847f19d7-c?convert_to_webp=true)
## Walls1337bot: ##
I mean, letting Putin ride you like that is pretty cool I guess, but it hardly counts as a credential.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We need to petition to get rid of 25k day trade regulation
## Speaker_3: ##
5x leverage on ETFs
## Walls1337bot: ##
But I'm already losing money at an alarming rate.
## Speaker_3: ##
But you could be losing money at an *astounding* rate
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Okay I'm in
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## Speaker_0: ##
On that chart, there was a bigger drop just last year. Being bigger than that should be a prerequisite for even thinking about using the term recession, and still a ways away from actually using it.
Welcome to a market correction. They happen. It was needed. If you are a long term investor, you shouldn't care that you lost a little value in the short term. If you are a trader then you either need to be out of the market because you admit that you can't make money without a bull run, or you should be making money.
Now maybe you're losing some money but you're learning a lot. Cost of tuition. You need to be learning though. If you still feel clueless after these couple weeks and are watching your account plummet still, you might want to seriously consider stepping away for a while because this is not that bad and the markets are capable of worse.
## Speaker_1: ##
That was February this year.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dude's posting in WSB, you think he knows how to read a chart?
## Speaker_2: ##
Aaaand you're here because?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's sort of like going to a special ed petting zoo
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Were you born a woman? [serious]
## Speaker_0: ##
Tits and all [serious|
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m not sure which is harder to believe. The female part or someone that actually works in finance posted here.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol theres dozens of us...for now. My sManager found out i frequent WSB dunnoe how long ill last for now folks
## Walls1337bot: ##
You mean your job? Me too tbh
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## Speaker_0: ##
Green day over here ��. Edit: since when do people downvote people who make money??����
## Speaker_1: ##
Since fuck you.
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh well, still got my gainz ��
## Speaker_2: ##
Me too thanks to BOFA
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Nice!����
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Well that was disappointing
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## Speaker_0: ##
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How many shares tho
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153....it shows it in the screen shot
## Speaker_0: ##
deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6754 [^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?](https://pastebin.com/FcrFs94k/58275)
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Gains is gains bro. That's $600.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You jinxed us all
## Speaker_1: ##
Not the put holders.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There's no way AMD will trend sideways, right?
## Speaker_1: ##
8/17 long straddle volatility implies a 17% move.
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Volatility implies a 90° move for me you feel
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Hilarious source thread](https://np.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6nzvia/senator_elizabeth_warren_accused_jp_morgan_ceo/)
## Speaker_1: ##
jesus christ these are a bunch of sad petty people
## Speaker_2: ##
Socialism attracts weak people with nothing going for their lives
## Speaker_3: ##
ironic they're having these discussions on a website built and maintained by the capitalist system.
## Speaker_2: ##
They complain about capitalism while they take the upmost advantage of it. Let me blame my shitty life on society as I type away on my Apple computer connected through my nazi internet provider in my jizz stained haines underwear
## Speaker_3: ##
wew lad
## Walls1337bot: ##
go fuk ur mum lad
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wish the IPO was out already so I short the fuck out of them/ not be able to sell puts and sue their asses
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't think that would be a good move, considering how long other banks have been open I think they're doing pretty good even if it is sometimes fuckinh with our tendies
## Speaker_0: ##
Recession hits and Robinhood gets wiped out I guarantee you they won’t be able to cash out everyone. Wouldn’t even trust puts on this shit from my losses yesterday
## Speaker_1: ##
If your a US Bank I forgot the number but most people's money would be insured by by the government
## Speaker_0: ##
FDIC insurance but who would wanna deal with that shit when the bank closes
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bro that's the entire point of FDIC
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## Speaker_0: ##
What kind of Asian porn the the blurred stuff?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nah, I was watching Asa Akira or whatever her name is. She’s nasty, like LuLus profit margin
## Speaker_2: ##
Asa Akira is too fake looking, I prefer London Keyes for the jiggle factor.
## Speaker_3: ##
Dude, Maria Ozawa or gtfo
## Walls1337bot: ##
“Dude Maria Ozawa” now here is a true WSBr
Commas bro, unless you have found the dude version of Maria Ozawa. In which case...congrats.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wish I would have known this 30 minutes ago.
## Speaker_1: ##
You were warned:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/56z9ko/week_2_you_plebs_have_25_hours_left_to_go_short/
## Speaker_2: ##
Dude I can't believe I listened to you and I can't believe how happy I am that I didn't follow my gut instinct
## Speaker_0: ##
Damn, make that guy a mod. 2 for 2.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah cause mods are chosen for their ability to flip a coin on trends.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in the markets. My story actually starts 6 days ago on Monday, Oct 8th. I started with roughly $45k in my account after losing $30k in the rundown the week before. At close, I bought 200 SPY 10/15 288.5 puts for $2.13 each ($42.6k). Like much of WSB, I expected last Tuesday to go poorly when the bond market re-opened.
Tuesday was swingy but definitely not the day we expected. Was +/-10k a couple different times but closed the day roughly break even and then tragedy struck; I sold my puts as the market was closing for $2.14 each. A measly $200 profit. You may remember my post here: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9mzoyi/i_belong_here/
On Wednesday, I watched the market crash and cried about the puts I had sold 1 minute too soon. Those puts went from $2.14 in value to roughly $11ea. A cool $175k swing I missed because I was in cash. Silver lining is I was in cash on Wednesday so I didn’t lose money?
Jumped back into the market on Thursday and sold a bunch of call spreads and iron condors. Positions were:
- Sold 100 277/278 SPY 10/12 call spreads for $0.49ea
- Sold 150 280/281 SPY 10/12 call spreads for $0.41ea
- Sold 100 273/274/280/281 SPY 10/12 iron condors for $0.52ea
Total credit: ~$23k
Long story short those plays went excellent and I bought some of them back up near expire for about $5k and the rest expired worthless. A nice $18k gain but still not my $175k.
At close on Friday after closing out my spreads/ICs, I sold 100 273/275/276/278 SPY 10/15 iron condors for $1.51ea - a $15.1k credit and this is where the fun starts.
Yesterday was a dream day for SPY. I picked a very narrow window for my IC and SPY stayed in it for most of the day. As the market was nearing close at 3:55 ET, SPY was trading around 275.15 but somehow the put side of my IC still carried about $.25 of value. I wanted everything to expire worthless and capture that $2.5k, so I held. And generally I think this would have worked out but in the last minute of trading, SPY dipped 60 cents and closed at $274.49, inside my leg. I tried to exit in the last seconds of trading but market moved too fast and I couldn’t get a fill. When the market closes on expire day inside the leg of a spread or IC, it’s bad news. My short put leg got exercised and I couldn’t exercise my long put leg because it was OTM. I was officially long 10k shares of SPY overnight. Here is my post from yesterday at close: https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9ogew4/this_could_end_very_poorly/
The good news is I woke up after not much sleep to futures up 60bps. Pre-market was glorious and I exited my SPY shares for $276.38 each. A nice $19k profit overnight while on $2.7M of margin. Don’t do this. Overall wild week. Went from being tilted about not holding my puts a little longer to doubling my account through some questionable trading.
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Do I have any reason not to do this? If I owe RH $1000, that's my problem. If I owe RH $2.7M, that's RH's problem.
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You think being 2.7M in debt wouldn't be a problem for you?
Welcome to WSB's.
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declaring bankruptcy is ridiculously easy.
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I mean at that point, bankruptcy is a net benefit
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yep, wife and I put the wedding and the honeymoon on the credit cards, got underwater about 250,000 then just bankrupted.
That money went magically bye bye.
That was ten years ago, lol.... thanks for the free honeymoon in vegas!!
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Jesus christ i'm young enough to make this my reality.
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My neighbor's son did something similar. When he was 20 he took out a fuck load of credit cards and loans. He put himself through pilot classes, bought a Porsche, gambled in Vegas and was in debt about 550k when he declared bankruptcy. That was 12 years ago. He likes to joke that he kicked off the 2008 recession.
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Is this like the new 4chan?
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Has a lot of the same jokes, but is left leaning instead of 4chan being towards the right
Edit: Reddit as a majority is on the left. This sub is not an exception, but it might be closer to the center than other cucked subs. I personally like the ideas of libertarians.
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this is a left leaning sub? you could have fooled me.
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How can Bernie redistribute my losses?
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Sanders/Shkreli 2020
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>high school student
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Hm, My portfolio is REALLY in the green, regardless of my age. All you need is good research.
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Prove it.
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*Should I post personal information just to satisfy a random fat basement dweller?* Nah.
But I CAN post my list of DDs, ever since I started investing (4-5 months ago):
List of my right DDs that I posted on Reddit:
* [I predicted the Oil going up, and told people to buy SDLP, which was $1.9 at the time, it's $5 Now](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4bqm8j/discussion_its_time_to_go_all_in_oil_possibly/)
* [Told people to short sune when it was at $1.8, dropped to $0.4](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4cl2up/how_to_make_money_today_the_guide/)
* [Told people to buy $PBR, and sell after the brazillian president's impeachment. Bought at $5.8, sold at $7](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4eol2p/dd_on_a_specific_oil_stock/)
* [Buy Apple apple whenever it Dips](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4mjmgy/apples_current_position_amid_current_events/)
* [Told people to short/leave $BORN, right before a 10% drop.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4n2yjh/to_you_fuckers_longing_born/)
* [Told people to buy $ABX before it rose 15%](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4nahbk/soros_going_big_on_gold_and_other_bearish/)
* [Told people to buy Amazon as a long-term investment. Currently ongoing, up 4%](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4neunl/buy_amazon/)
* [Told people to buy $AMD before a 26% surge.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4ngdke/my_dd_on_amd/)
* [Told people to buy Invesco, GS, and JMP. All three Green since then.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4pohxi/psa_today_is_one_of_the_best_buy_opportunities/)
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> started investing in February
> stocks are up since then
brilliant
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8GB DDR4 is about to hit $10. Insanity.
In at $29, holding until $60 at least.
r/MU_Stock
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Do you mean 100? Price increase in RAM is insane.
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$10. [Spot price](http://www.dramexchange.com)
Hit $9.60 today!
If you're investing in MU, you absolutely must be watching www.dramexchange.com as it gives us a sense of what MU is able to charge for specific types of memory.
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What kind of place is that? Where would I be able to buy 8gb of RAM for $10?
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Nah you gotta download it. Way cheaper and more convenient than buying it.
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When you get a real job and start putting real money in the stock market. Who do you think you are?
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Warren buffet bitch
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Ok? Are you trying to compare yourself with a young warren buffet? Because if you are I am pretty sure he was already worth 100k when he was 19.
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same diff
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Swing and a miss
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Fucking idiot meddling in something he does not understand.
But enough about RH options traders
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As an RH option trader, I think nobody knows more about options than I do, maybe in the history of the world. Nobody knows more about options.
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A very stable option trader, in fact. Good genes, the best genes.
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I've always been told, "You're the best at options."
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you know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
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oh no fuck you I bought so many AAPL calls at close Friday and now someone else on WSB is posting that it was a good idea
I'm doooooomed
I'm right there with you on why they were a good idea though and they're a FD in the most literal sense, either we are making a shitload of money or we just set a pile of cash on fire
either way, at $.50 a pop I couldn't help myself, I'm in for $4k
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What is FD?
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Short term option plays
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Wait, not Faggot Delights?
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One in the same my friend.
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Long: $CMCSA $T $VZ
Short: $NFLX
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thanks. what's T$?
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Lmao. Truly retarded.
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How can me or anyone not know that T$ is Tesla. How stupid of all of us mere humans that don't know that.
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T is actually trivago. That guy was trolling you.
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Explains his fascination with trashy white girls who cause more trouble than they're worth.
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They aren't 300 pounds tho
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I have no problem with that. Nothing turns me on more in this world or the next than poor fat white girls.
Edit: I just don't give a fuck I deeply love them. I'm talkin about the ones who look good in that fat. Cute face, smiles so bright you are blinded by them, eyes dark brown because they look very warm and inviting when they are looking at you with scorn and the rich ones dress very nice in very expensive outfits. Yes they try to pull off the skinny jeans thing but with some it actually works cause they have great big sexy asses. I would sell my January Amazon calls just for a girl like that.
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You need help
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Hey you got it made right? Driving down the express way with your skinny normal chick. Damn I wish I was you. I would exit the bedroom feeling like Rocco Siffredi. Not a care in the world or on Wall Street
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fucking right I do
I legit don't know now if you just go for fatties because they're easier to get with or because you actually like them
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Show us the trades.
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QQQ puts
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Bro Atleast say what price u got in and when u got out
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Mb. I held 25 QQQ 160.5 12/21 puts through the weekend and added 65 QQQ 158 12/21 puts at today’s top. Sold everything when QQQ hit 157.5.
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jacked to the tits
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Man i really like JD as a company. I like the Fundamentals and the company does a lot of things right in my opinion. But since this sub is full on the JD train im a little bit scared.
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This train just started man. You will probably be right in 3 months when it's overpriced and WSB is pumping it harder than ever, but JD is a good stock at its current price and it has some gas in it before it invariably becomes the next retarded meme.
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Wsb can’t change the price of a stock with our2k accounts
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your name is buzzfeed ffs get back to reading shitty articles you fucking shill.
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I don’t actually look at buzfeed i think at the time I made this account I was comparing the donald to buzzfeed. You’re the deluded retard that thinks we change the market whatsoever
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never did i claim that wsb has the power to change the market you fucking inbred.
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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If you say "I'm going to cut entitlements" the liberals go crazy, even though they rob the rest of us to pay for themselves, you cant win an election after that. So they dont say shit. They'll force us to default, because we cant stop giving people free shit now, that would be "heartless". Lol capitalism is for the people who move the world forward, socialism is for the theives.
Moral of the story is, you cant win an election if all the "free shit brigade" gets to vote for it.
Edit: over the same length of time entitlement spending dwarfs the Iraq war. By more than double, it's sad to think conservative finances dont matter anymore. You people want to devalue our money, and increase a debt that is 10 years from actually crippling the goverment and the economy for years to come.
2015-2017 entitlements cost were the same as the entirety of the Iraq war. Gimme gimme gimme.
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Basic entitlements expected of a 1st world nation didn't cause this. Notice nations that have govt subsidized healthcare and post secondary education dont have this problem.
This was caused by war spending under Bush and Reagan and corporate welfare for the wealthy.
A poor black senior having Medicaid didn't cause this, 2 trillion in Iraq, de regulation that led to 2008, and that tax bill did
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> de regulation that led to 2008
While most of your comment is right, this is not.
2008 was, like all financial disasters, directly attributed to the terrible federal reserve policy and in 2008 it was coupled with Clinton Era laws that were expanded under Bush that pushed for poor people who couldn’t afford houses to take out massive amounts of debt and buy houses anyways.
Pretty much all problems lead back to the Fed, including your pointing out of war spending. War is financed, by central banks. War is good for business.
Want to solve most (all financial) problems in the world? Start with the Fed and other central banks.
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> Pretty much all problems lead back to the Fed, including your pointing out of war spending. War is financed, by central banks.
Thats interesting.... Youre not saying that the central bank has the power to declare war? By your logic everything is financed by Central Banks, no?
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Nice job Carter from Georgia. Now we know half of your name and your location. If we can find out your last name, hometown, name of your first childhood pet, and the first concert you attended we can break into your bank account.
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Look in my post history to see how ugly I am in real life. Also I doubt you want to steal $23.86.
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Did you get that stripper pregnant?
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Nope that bitch put a fake pregnancy test in my mailbox.
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Gg
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EZ no re
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Who the fuck posts this stuff at 9:40AM like the market closes in an hour.
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Fags that use Apple computers
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And run unactivated windows on them
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Lmao just noticed that, let me just pay 1k over the price of the hardware for an apple but ill boot a torrented copy of windows instead of osx.
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It's not a pirated version, you can run Win 10 forever without a key. You just get the watermark shown in the pic and a few less settings to customize.
*And OP: if you cut back on your daily Ramen budget, you can buy a key for $3 on eBay
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Who are you?
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The guy who put a quarter mill in micron idk
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On margin?
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duh you think anyone here has a quarter mill lying around
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I do but my wife will tear it out of me when she walks in on me with a hooker....but she don't read reddit so I about as ok as that money being in $MU
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Why the fuck would you have the hooker at your house? Do that shit away from home.
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It is easier to poke holes in the condoms I have at my house.
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Fair enough
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This sub is way funnier when the market is down lmao
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Honestly. When there is a red day, I just go to this sub and I remember I'm not the only one losing money.
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“You’ll never walk alone.” - r/WallStreetBets
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Look at this guy, walking! Pssh. You don't know seeing red until you need to sell both your legs to the local biology lab just to cover half your margin call.
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And sell kidneys to finally make a profit. Kidneys are the safest stock.
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Long kidneys
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I fucking love this place
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honestly just the purest form of art/entertainment
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Almost like a modern Colosseum, sometimes you get the odd hero rising up and making a name for himself.
But it's mostly just plebs getting fucked by bears.
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God damn you have a way with words.
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I'd brag about my superior English (as in the country) education, but some of you fuckers have MBAs and shit from Ivy League schools.
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They're not using that degree for compositions on bear fucking.
You're that hero.
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....
why wouldn't you just invest it in the roth instead of taking it out.
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So I could actually take out the profits.
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Now put the $1400 back in the roth and you can gamble with the rest with no guilt!
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Don't try and make me do the right thing you asshole
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put $2600 back in and yolo with the same original $1400
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I can’t fucking wait for opening bell, I’m already rock hard and it’s more than 12 hours away
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15 minutes away.
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10 MINUTES! MY AMD PUTS GOT ME SO HARD
(I’m trying to look on the bright side ��)
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I hope you dumped at open...
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I fucked up
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My dad told me today how his financial advisor won’t let him buy right now lol he said you can’t time the market. My dad is 65 lol
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I would switch advisors.
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That’s what I told him. I told him I’ll manage his accounts for free. (It’s what I already do for work.)
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I wouldn't want to mix family and money issues.
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Yeah? Probably not a good idea...
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Especially if your fuckup kids hangs out around here...
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Woah... this is way more than I thought
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He'll likely serve half that......right?
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Lol no, half time is a myth at the Federal Level. He will likely have to do 85% of his sentence. The only ways he can do less than that are though the Residential Drug Abuse Program (RDAP), Compassionate release, and a pardon/clemency. I doubt he qualifies for the RDAP, in order to get a compassionate release you need to be really fucked up health wise. Despite there being around 155,000 Federal prisoners only a few dozen people get it a year. And finally I doubt any President commutes or pardons him.
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Well Trump is president so....you never know?
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Trump should pardon meek and Martin. He's lock down 2020
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Trump can't pardon Meek, only the governor of Pennsylvania can do that.
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Enron Musk lied again !
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1029188565220188161
This asshole cant speak the truth for even once on his life. Put his ass in jail for securities fraud.
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Tesla Derangement Syndrome
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Have you seen Twitter lately? It's spreading. These people are legit frothing at the mouth. at some point they forget how to close losing positions and they just spiral from there. TDS
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Ever since that story came out about him donating to the GOP the press turned on him.
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Press has been turning hard against "tech" as a result of the 2016 election (Facebook ads, Twitter as a platform for Trump, Peter Thiel, etc).
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I keep thinking of the guy who got that large order filled at .25 and how wet he must be right now
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I got in at .33, but then sold at .36 :(
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In at .35, out at .37. Good enough for me, haha.
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In at .47
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rough .42 here -.-
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I'm jealous. I wish I could be a professional troll. This nigger gets to troll bitches on TV and yell at presidents. All I got is reddit.
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True but you might be more successful than him! He's got the fame but no success.
He's been sued for a lot of shit, not sure if you would like that!
He's got no record to show & prove that he is really worth what he is claiming.
Anyone could jack up prices of an essential drug and become rich, there is no intelligence nor excellence in it.
Also Ponzi schemes are one of the easiest ways to become rich. if you're caught, you're really in big trouble.
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I mean he just made over 2 million alone selling his shares from his company, I think he's at least richer than everyone here.
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hahahaha! that was a good point but please exclude me from "everyone here" ;)
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Fedora much?
Fuckig homo
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"fucking" not "Fuckig"! First improve your English and then come talk to me.
BTW, you can insult as much as you want, I won't go that low kid!
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TheRedPill is leaking again.
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Fuck off
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Kill yourself
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Really??? and you're a moderator!
No wonder why this forum is shit as fuck!
Seriously go fuck yourself!
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Stupid nigger faggot.
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and you're RACIST too!
How old are you? 5? 6? puberty age?
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3
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>Well so I ended up with 3.5k left
Did you take the advice of [this guy?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/4eg4rw/27k_student_private_loan_to_get_rich_or_die_trying/d1zrt0z)
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Hahaha! no. Actually I was prepared for it
 
My next plan if I fail:
 
Work 2 jobs on summer, that will save me 4-5k
 
September student loans - 6k, that will make 10k
 
Do a good research and go all in in options
 
It's not that bad, considering that I'm gonna graduate next year
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Well if nothing else, your autism level will probably hit triple digits which is pretty cool
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Michael Burry's autistic too
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That's the spirit
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Please tell me you understand how VX works..
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Yea it fuels my rocket ship to the fucking moon. Try to keep up
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I'd suggest SPY puts, but GL either way chomo.
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Yea did you hear that from the fuckboi jim Cramer???
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Nope, but you realize SPY Puts are related to VIX calls... right?
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Just leave him alone bro. Let him do whatever the hell he wants. He's the reason WSB is fun.
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He drew some lines and arrows so it must be true!
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THROW THE BONES, SUMMON THE MAGIC LINES AND DOTS.
SHOW US THE FUTURE MAGIC INDICATORS
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Like I said yesterday....learn to read tarot cards and you'll quickly learn that you can make anything look like anything if you're a good enough bullshitter
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I'm currently dialing down a simple MACD crossover and SMA trendline for major trends.
It made 5800$ last month trading buy and hold single contracts of ES on futures which has a 400$ margin.
You can say YOU never made it work, but to piss on the history of TA and say its akin to Tarot cards when MANY very RICH traders use TA exclusively is assinine.
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HOW DO MAKE THE MOENY IS FORMED??? A MOTHER IN AR LOST HER BABBIES
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First referral I’ve ever done.
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I’ve somehow received 3 shares of Apple out of 8 referrals lol.
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You lucky SOB, you beat the odds.. I did receive Apple on my second referral though so I can’t complain. I got P for signup, CHK for Ref 1 and then Aapl for Ref 2
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Believe me I still don’t understand. They know they give me 200 I’ll give them 500 back lol
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I think they give you a larger one if you refer a lot to get you to the max.. you can only get $500 total before they cut you off and you can’t get anymore.
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Yep! I think it’s 500 per year, if they had no limit it would be amazing.
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Bruh he literally had to ask what a strong dollar was like a year ago. Look it up. Over/under how many of these words he actually, legitimately understands.
“Trump reportedly called his national security advisor, Michael Flynn, at 3am to ask if the US wanted a strong or weak dollar.” - February 8, 2017. Now this mother fucker is saying the fucking FED doesn’t know what a strong dollar is? Imagine working for this guy. I’d just end it all
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"A lot of people don't know this, but we can have a strong or a weak dollar...."
-Trump, a day after talking to Flynn. Probably.
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"A lot of people don't know this" = "I just learned this"
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Remember that time he learned that health care was complicated
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**Who. Would've. Knew.**
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Avocados are just as expensive! (haas don't count)
Who is going to make ma toast? Guess I'll have to settle for the $2.5 each ones. It'll just have it come out of the under buttlers salary
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who eats avocados that aren't haas?
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lol , you ever try a fuerte??? haas isn't the end-all
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i dunno what it was, but my wife bought some giant avocado with smooth skin and it tasted sweet and gross. Pass.
TIL: https://www.californiaavocado.com/how-tos/avocado-varieties.aspx
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Slimcado. Product of Forida. They are disgusting.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why not just buy cocaine? Why does everything need to be legal with you hipster fucks?
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Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
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>Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
Yeah, because cocaine is going to become legal, cheap and easy to get any day now... >_>
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Already happened in Portugal. It's going to take a while, but it'll spread to other Western countries too.
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it became decriminalized in Portugal, not legal. Big difference.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m honestly thinking of just trying that. I read the links y’all throw on here every now and then and I’m just not getting it without being able to visualize it.
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Just... just don't. Google every word you don't understand on here. Then google all the words in those pages you don't understand. Repeat until you get bored and give it up.
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Nothing crazy, I’m hella poor. But $50.00 here and there, cash out anytime I profit. I have zero gambling addiction, I’ve gambled a couple times and it just doesn’t scratch any itch for me.
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The people who liken the mindset needed to be successful doing this with gambling are the ones who lose money. You'll fit right in with the autists here bruh
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh, it’s totally gambling. I’m not gonna retire off of $50.00 investments here and there when I’m already 34. I’m not looking for safe shit, im looking for booze and cigarette money.
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You'd be better off dropping some sheckels into a bookie tbh
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## Speaker_0: ##
I am an accountant ill crunch some numbers for you. 2000*165=330000. Yikes, I wish I could give you some decent advice on a way out of this.
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The way out is Monday morning's price. If it's below 165, I'll actually make money, but if it gaps up, I'm cucked $2,000 per dollar above $165
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care to elaborate? I'm new to the game. Why is it 2000 and not 20? You only sold 20 calls? Don't call me a retard pls
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An options contract is typically for 100 shares
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so if it goes up to 166 for example he will lose 2000$? Because 2000*(166$-165$) ?
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Correct.
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so what is he so worried/angry about? Wasn't this a clearly calculated risk?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Man, Elon really making use of all his Fuck You Money
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FU money from never actually any making money hmm...
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Yeah PayPal was a real failure...
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Was it profitable before he got bought out?
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For him, considering he got $165 million
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Is 165 million enough for a man with his ambitions though???
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Elon Yolo d that to become a billionaire
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cuban is all in $VERI confirmed
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Two weeks $VERI @ $200 or some crazy shit.
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I've been watching this stock for 2 weeks now, being too pussy to jump in. Everyday it just keeps on rocketing. To scared of the potential cliff drop that could happen. It's just ridiculous how the stock can gain so much without any corrections.
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Everyday I check to see if it popped but noooope. Feels like it might actually hit 100 at this point
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Ta-da
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