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Just buy TVIX?
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holding TVIX is never a good idea. It decays — so only trade day swings
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Could you elaborate on the decay part, anything like tvix that doesn’t decay?
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googled it for you. http... |
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I love the way he drinks it.
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Does he have dentures and he is making sure they don’t come out or something? That two handed gesture is odd, like he can raise his elbows to high.
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No dentures. He had crowns put on all his teeth years ago fro... |
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Hmmmm, WTO says all member must respect IP laws. Hopefully no complaints get filed.
But Amazon has a ton of fake shit that they sell too. Is this different?
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The problem is not the selling, as they aren't responsible for merchants breaking their rules. Th... |
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Fk better sell now since this is brought back to life here.
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Naw sell before er and ride that iv wave up. 34 end of month
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So, today?
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their Q4 ER will be released 9/26. Judging by the performance of other tech companies ... |
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Fb can make as much revenue as they want in short term.
They knew what the reaction would be to decision and guidance.
Love Zuck or hate him, he’s done better than most because he thinks longer term than most.
Does not care about your call options and how it makes yo... |
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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b/c the pre-earnings price was based on the illusion that they were truly rea... |
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SEC investigation. Mods deleted.
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Wait really? I can't seem to find any links to any update. Did they say that at all or is that just a rumour
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Wait, really?
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If you have $250k, its not worth it, if you have $10 million its worth it.
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Well is it worth it to you?
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of course, I wouldnt buy something unless it was worth it to me
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Son of a bitch has $10 mil... |
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me today buying jnug http://i.imgur.com/xxURXH9.gifv
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Jesus was that the Challenger? I don't think I've ever seen the footage
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It's really fucked up. Apparently the astronauts most likely lived through the explosion and died when their capsu... |
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C’mon man, MS is the WASP’iest of all the investment banks
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That's like saying /u/haupt91 is the straightest of all wsb'ers. Doesn't make him any less gay.
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Marries a black chick, complains about jews. OY VEY GOYIM get yourself together with... |
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Fucking sad that 41% of this community are fucktards (RH fags)
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What's wrong with RH? Genuinely curious. I switched from Tradeking (now Ally) to RH just to get rid of the $5 dollar commission.
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The only security you can trade is stock.
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Are you surprised by the outcome of your decisions?
EDIT: Thank you for the Gold. Your money was probably safer here than today’s AM market.
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I actually am
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Can you even explain theta?
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Time decay.
I don’t know what that ... |
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Who the fuck has thanksgiving near the end of November. Figure it out
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The country who acts as a buffer against illegals to your country, specifically rapists.
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You guys wouldn't have that issue if you had strong immigration laws like us.
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What if trump tanks the markets on purpose to blame the democrats. It’s pretty easy to see the market has sold off ever since Democrats got elected, then by 2020 the market starts to recover and he says don’t make that mistake again
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How did Donald Trump be... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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Except everyone ��
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"There is no serious person out there who would suggest somehow that... |
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Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ... |
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Ex-lawyer for one of his old companies. But no shit the lawyer gets in trouble for signing off on a crime someone has been convicted for.
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You fucking stupid mutt, get your facts straight on what Shkreli was convicted for.
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Wat? Are you fam... |
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what expiry? it's coiled but looks like it's going to be the last to go
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June 1
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When did you get in?
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May 7
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So, you expected the world's most valuable company to increase in value by 10% in under a month?
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[Hilarious source thread](https://np.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/6nzvia/senator_elizabeth_warren_accused_jp_morgan_ceo/)
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jesus christ these are a bunch of sad petty people
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the people in that thread are the type to go on a sho... |
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So, I have a rule where I don't short bezos or musk, but cuckerberg is very close to being a 3rd on the list. I however will bet on the whole sector falling, so I bought a 182.5p 7/27 at close. looking forward to see where the bid/ask ends up in the morning.
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This is pure greed. I cashed out my puts yesterday at 250% gain. What more do you want
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When did you even buy them? It's been going up since the start of the week, hasn't it?
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Midday the day after the CEO fog fired
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This ma... |
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So whole foods was just screwing everybody before?
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Whole Foods is known for its appeal to upper-middle class shoppers who prefer organic/non GMO/farm raised foods. Pretty sure most people knew Whole Foods was overpriced they just didn't care because "brand... |
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I think I am going to sue them for $1000 under FCRA in small claims. It would be the quickest way to get the money too.
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How does one do this? I just checked and my info is compromised.
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Find your local small cla... |
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He would actually rise significantly in my mind as the best internet troll if he tweeted this today.
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I hate the man with almost all of my heart and soul but I would be forced to respect that level of trolling. It would deserve some kind of world record.
#... |
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Holding:
MU (100%)
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What’s your plan with it?
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Continue to bag hold?
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Yeah now that there are multiple big companies saying they expecting demand to still outstrip supply at least for a few more quarters
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Yo... |
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should've gone with BlockChainBuster but you couldn't resist the BBC
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what is BBC?
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Go ask a black guy, can I be cucked by your BBC?
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what is cucked?
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When you buy $RAD you get "cucked"
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Or ... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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funniest shit i've witnessed on reddit
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At first it was funny, but then I looked at OP’s post history and it became the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
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Title should have said "Giant... |
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is any tsla priced under 420 just free money at this point?
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No, otherwise the share price would be at or very close to $420. There is no guarantee that Musky will get the shareholder vote to take $TSLA private. And he might be full of shit to squeeze t... |
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/u/fscomeau is banned. So let it be written. So let it be done.
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My god he's still around? We banned him over at r/stocks a couple years ago.
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he was banned from here too, but then they unbanned him and now he's banned again
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Surprised the fucking Secret Service isnt raiding their ass.
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It’s just a collectors item. But people don’t really collect these as they’re free at your local bank.
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> free at your local bank
Just to clarify, if you go in and say, "He... |
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Absolutely amazing that one of the largest companies in the world is saying, "yeah these presidential shit posts have real world effects and we're going to try and make money off it."
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That’s what they’re good at.
I’m also not convinced he doesn’t dial up J... |
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lol? Half this sub is retards earning $50,000 a year who are spending their rent money on margins for their 30x leveraged bets.
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r/woooosh
Caught em in the wild fellas
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I think you are the one that got whoosed
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This di... |
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Is there such a thing as a run up like this from previous stock(s) that wasn’t a pump and dump or does literally every stock that accelerates up, crash? Not very comforting :\
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Losing 1 day of gains isn’t A pump and dump.
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Losing 20% after... |
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Ask her if she'll exercise your naked put.
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Mods will you give me a flair if I do?
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Pics or it didn't happen (and you should be forced to eat a shoe)
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[She doesn’t get it](http://imgur.com/JihXQFS)
OP fumbles delive... |
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did you let them molest you for access?
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There were metal detectors
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That wasn't the question.
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That was my answer
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DID you, Mr Spaghetti, let them, the Vanguard Group, molest you for access?
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If I ever see you around Columbus I'll give you a honk.
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you'll see me every morning on 270/71 yelling at traffic and passive aggressively not letting people merge
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I thought you hated yourself because you trade the nug, but commuting... |
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'Large position'. Bro its average sized at best
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It’s above average 7 figs
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You have a 7 figure short on SNAP?
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$1000.000
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$0000.001
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What do you do?
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I'm genuinely curious how you landed a 108k a year job at 25. You must be damn good at what you do. Or extremely lucky.
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this has to be fake
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It is. Posted by a satire website.
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The Onion has competition. I fact checked this before looking at comments because $1 million is too many dumb people. $50k I could believe
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Too many people think of th... |
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How the heck did he buy at $3.10? It hasn't been that low since Monday morning. Unless.... he already had them...
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I think he brought them on Monday immediately after their convo.
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"Yo, hit you later. Gotta visit the bathroom."
*takes out h... |
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On red? What a fucking retard.
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You always bet on odd, never a color, fucking cuck.
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Never side bet, always 1 number, better returns.
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I was in vegas a few months ago playing roulette. Normal type of betting for me. This lad... |
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See that fireball? I’m inside that holding my dick instead of the ejection cord on my $HD calls.
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Honestly I've never heard of anyone here making money on $HD calls.
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My first option trade was on HD calls several years ago. Doubled my mo... |
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Welcome to wallstreetbets, how tough are ya?
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I know nothing about investing i just fucking press the buttons�� with no milk
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Interesting investing strategy. Do you ever venture into Futures, like non-pasturized milk, or non-HOMOgenized m... |
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Ask him if he remembers when GE wasn’t in the DOW
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I remember when GE didn’t even exist at all, and I stood in Varrock begging people to trade with me
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Ah back when it was all about the lobbys instead of tendies.
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Man I reme... |
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You're way too optimistic.
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It's just a matter of time. Check my post history. I called that NVDA would hit 68 by oct., and I held 3/4 of my portfolio in NVDA since it was at 68.
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I think its reaching a peak. Back at 68 there were thread... |
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Buy $95 puts.
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Came here to say that
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Same here. There has been on average the last 3 earnings around a $9 drop in share price the days following earnings reports. Cycle looks good for puts
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LOL jesus dude that's not how AN... |
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Could have done $500,000 in calls of SPY and QQQ.
Could have done $500,000 in Puts on SPY and QQQ.
Bad timing? bad thinking. Bad Idea to play only one side.
Do the right thing and buy straddles next time.
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I shorted sfix with shares. At 38 and it marg... |
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The bigger question is why is he marrying when the dude is rolling in pussy? Three chicks and at least 1 have big tits? Why the fuck would you marry!?
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I’d have a threesome with the two hot ones while sending the financially savvy one or to make money for us... |
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Anybody know what happened to that fine young lad that decided to wear a suit at home and become a full time trader with like $2,000 or something?
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97% of his portfolio was in SUNE
I'm not even joking, he hasn't posted since.
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Fake and gay
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:) Idk what I can post to prove it but ok lol
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Post your buy order dipshit
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https://imgur.com/a/4y2d6fK
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Yes SEC, this post right here
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Serious question. With an insane gai... |
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Any interesting positions you have in mind?
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AAPL dip
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You’re gonna be poor on top of being dumb
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Or I'll be rich on top of being dumb
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Nope, that won’t happen if you do that
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How about instead of electing an actual businessman in 2020 we acknowledge that electing an actual businessman was a poor decision and instead elect someone like a career military member, a lifelong firefighter or teacher...you know someone that knows what it is like to a... |
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>Hahahahah u think a Mercedes is a land yacht? I bet you trade on Robinhood. GFY.
>-/u/53x12
[lol](https://i.imgur.com/dGj4z8g.jpg) I bet you drive a Honda civic
Also you not get the joke? Can you read the license plate or you an illit... |
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Everyone here thinks you're retarded, which is why this might actually be a good move. If MU were to have a moderate jump, you could profit even if still really far OTM. If you have 44 days left on this option, that means that if the price goes above your implied increase of... |
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Wait what’s stopping someone from doing this??
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Depends on the wording of the loan. They do give "fuck it just make sure you pay us" loans for college but they do also have restricted that are supposed to go for tuition.
Its a crime to get a loan under f... |
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This is giving mixed emotions.. Vanguard account, but YOLO'ing on AMD.
Good shit.
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ELI5: What is wrong with a Vanguard account?
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Vanguard is for the pussies over at /r/investing.
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Okay so what you are saying is that it... |
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im laughing so hard at this. fucking unreal
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I never sold them because I didn't want to lose money. "You only lose money if you sell" is what they always say.
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But it’s been bouncing between $15 and $27 for the past five years. You didn’... |
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Huaweis presence in the US is nearly non existent i dont see this affecting trade talks.
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You don't understand China, lol. To Chinese, 'face' is everything. You lose face if one of your largest telecom's executives is arrested by a foreign power, especiall... |
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[/r/latestagecapitalism in a nutshell](https://pics.me.me/why-the-fuck-everything-cost-money-18041138.png)
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you know they've been saying this since the 1800s right
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Yes. But should I disregard automation as a ... |
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YOU'RE WELCOME BRAH! I made my 4.20%! Tune in for my next pick coming up soon!
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Remind me, I owe you a beer
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RemindMe! One Year "ExistentialDesperado owes ToxicSteve13 a beer"
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/r/personalfinance in shambles
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Holy crap your right, the post over there is reading gold. "HOW CAN THEY OFFER 3%?!"
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They’re so confused it’s funny as fuck
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Everything is so planned out over there when something changes ... |
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Trump just sent out a Tweet that caused futures to shit the bed
>It is incredible that with a very strong dollar and virtually no inflation, the outside world blowing up around us, Paris is burning and China way down, **the Fed is even considering yet another interest ra... |
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fuck is this gal talking about?
this is the most genuinely wholesome sub I've seen
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Eat a dick
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Thanks, I was actually craving one :)
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Wanna eat one of mine??
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Let me finger your poop hole
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Oh hey it’s me
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Where did you get your money in the first place?
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Same as most other people. Working for it.
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i don't think i will have made a million in total before taxes before I'm 45-50 years old... forget about being ab... |
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Big if true
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Large if accurate
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Sizable if correct
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Huge if valid
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Enormous if factual
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Tldr; don't get shaken out. Instead, buy the dip.
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Only on wsb do you need a tl;dr for a graph
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That's a chart, not a graph
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But a chart is really just a graph with no bottom...
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Here at wsb you're the c... |
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skechers lmao
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They didnt even come close to beating but growth and rev were up
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International growth/sales. Mofukin Chinee buy anything.
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Solid DD. Mod this man.
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Testosterone therapy. DBOL!
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I’m on dbol right now (4 days in) and it’s already awesome. Don’t hate on dbol bro.
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Who’s hating?
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Oh my bad bro
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roid ragin ��
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Second page towards bottom: $650 billion market for advertising?
Get AdBlock, boys, and don't watch commercials. Easy.
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you realzie ad block doesn't block FB advertisements right... since they are in your FB stream or instagram stream?
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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Thx just shorted 100k
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Prove it or ban, you have 8 hours.
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Get em out
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OUT! OUT! OUT!
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Take his coat!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'd support a texting tax for anyone traveling more than 10mph.
It's not that hard to add speed and bearing metadata to texts.
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What if I'm a passenger, like Pokemon Go asks me to verify?
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Don't text while you're a passenger.
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Someone do one for personal finance
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https://i.redd.it/tuuwz9xyqhky.png
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How about /r/frugal ?
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I found a couple but I like this one the most: https://i.redd.it/sx56ns95hg901.png
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I love it. Especiall... |
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Now this is fucking quality right here.
Get rich right fucking now or die trying.
Sure there is shit that could go wrong, but short of AMD going bankrupt instantly and you losing your job because you are suddenly an unhirable sex offender, you should be able to pay that ba... |
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I bet that pussy won’t do it again.
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- Risks 20k
- Makes 220k
- Pussy
This sub is the best
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I’m just fucking salty. Fuck him, fuck you, fuck anyone with a green portfolio. I’m out here about to start eating feral animals just to save mon... |
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It was like all those clowns saying they'd move to Canada if Trump won to look cool and where are they now? He probably didn't even sell
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It's actually very difficult to move to Canada from the US. Canada doesn't want more American refugees and rejects quit... |
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He should have dealt with tax reform before healthcare. Get some good mojo before taking away insurance from 20-24 million people.
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I'm indifferent on the bill but I did read the CBO report and it stated that the majority of those people would not be on i... |
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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If it shoots up Im selling my Calls at open a... |
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because it does this every other day
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But why??? Every sign points up right now and the S&P news is huge.... What drives people to sell off at times like these.....Reeeeeeee
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The S&P is down about 0.54% today. That's a pretty b... |
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I’ve had an amazing run but I’m punching out for the summer. It’s been an amazing year.
The Robinhood chart might be wrong but I started at about 20k of savings and ran it up to maybe 150kish mainly trading stocks and maybe another 40-50k in options plays in the last month ... |
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What the literal fuck
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In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
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What if their co... |
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Position?
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I got some $111, $114, $120, $124, $126, and $128 puts for really cheap yesterday expiring today. Lucky day, but I’m not going to complain.
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So I guess you didn't follow all the "buy roku" posts this week.. haha.
What a coinciden... |
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Call me babe ��
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Your username leads me to believe that I've just found my dream girl on a Reddit WSB shitpost about trying to find a girl on tinder. Who would've thunk it was possible?!
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Does it turn you on when I tell you about the 5... |
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Cheers mate! Now double it again.
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Trying! Taking a break for a bit until I come back though.
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What could go wrong?
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Lose all my money?? Lol
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I don't know if you'll listen to me but I would highly ad... |
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I'm up 120%, but sadly I only put in $34
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Look at the warrants
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Fuck robinhood
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Lmao why you say fuck Robin Hood. I just downloaded the app. And I’m tryna understand it
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It's super limited
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Elizabeth has to be the biggest dumbass i’ve evet meet.
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Not at all. She scammed 700million dollars and got what 500k worth of fines. Worth. So much better of a deal than Martin. Paid like 6 mil for giving his clients 3x returns
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uh. she ALS... |
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> Am I retarded???
Well....
Edit: But yes, you can buy a call below or above the current price. It's "in the money" if the stock's currently above the strike price. A call's strike can be pretty much whatever. You can buy Amazon calls for 750, or 1250. Buying them at 75... |
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GE earnings should be interesting.
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Short short short
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Shiny new CEO, cut their dividend and have restructured and made massive changes to their business, and this place is talking shit about it?
If I weren't a robinhood fag I'd be buying ... |
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we did it reddit
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If it was anyone other than Elon saying this, I'd write it off. Since it is him, we're going to have these hyperloops within 10 years.
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Can't wait to live my childhood dream of riding inside those bank deposit tubes
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You were a weird fuckin... |
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Hitler signed a very comprehensive document with Stalin.
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Because that’s what’s happening right now you fucking idiot.
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To carve up Singapore?
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I didn't grow up without any finance experience, but certainly didn't have an adviser as a parent, but Holy shit how can people be that ignorant.
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I grew up in a village in the middle of nowhere in the jungles of Guatemala and I'm even more shocked than you.... |
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Everyone saying it peaked and jumping off. Sorry not falling for that shit again. People said that about nvidia ever since it hit 40 and now it's at 90. Could of been holding nvidia if people didn't trick me :(
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Internet Rule #1
Don't take advice from ws... |
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if ur right again i might start listening to u
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Like a Candle in the Wind -- Elton John, I'm so deeply sorry.
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In on your next prediction. I missed this one and didn't want to buy $AA yesterday. Any predictions on what's gonna happen for ban... |
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Is "ressesion" how tRump spells it?
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HaHaaha because trump is so dumb he became president hahaha lol ya you’re quirky.
/s
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You act like being successful on accident is impossible.
Do you know where the hell you... |
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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ctpr1p/update_sister_took_250k_from_mother_with_dementia/
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[This](https://i.gyazo.com/748959b5fbc52d8598f5f2b7a751521f.png) is also weird.
RIP nonetheless.
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It is strange, I will ... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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Why the absolute fuck did I sell my Raytheon calls.
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Because deep down you're a decent person who doesn't want to profiteer off corporations who's business is killing people from a great distance as quickly, efficiently and cheaply as possible.
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