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You can tell this game is old because everyone in the cover art is white and the game's story arc is heteronormative.
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And it's for the Nintendo Entertainment System.. Originally released in the US in 1983.
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back when there weren’t any gay p... |
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20% since start on 2015. Go fuck yourself.
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K. You're on. Show me your balance noob
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>I'll bet you $30k I return more than you do for the rem... |
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CEO rolled instantly on his staff. Great leadership.
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yeah right? it's not like he needs to be loyal to his employees though. He has an unlimited amount of unemployed liberal arts majors to hire.
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he is a dumb faggot. http://imgur.com/a/yURJx
I am sure he has googles "how to win the lottery" and bought a bottle of that water that cures AIDS.
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> "how to win the lottery"
Someone once told me buying a lottery ticket has worse odds than going to a ca... |
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What is preventing technology from replacing you people?
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The line between trader and quant/programmer is getting more blurred. For simpler products like delta one etfs you pretty much have to be a programmer to work in the field. I am actually quite technic... |
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Where do you guys keep getting this Bloomberg terminals?
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Universities. A lot of people here are business majors
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I just learned my school has one. Going to start taking advantage of that - need it for any major trading position.
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Now this is the shit I like. Putting your earnings into depreciating assets! You go!
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I agree. Easy come, easy go! I couldn't resist. Just switched women with a 20 year age difference.
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And how olds your new girl? 7?
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30
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Fun game, but I wish it would let me see the sector and a larger timeline. Made about 50% profit in 2 trades then lost 20% of it to KORS. Also it should give you 3 other charts, and penalize you for advancing too much (since this uses historical data, you can just go long... |
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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That *is* America
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Ain't that America! You and me! Ain't that America!
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Somebody let this *Patriot*... |
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How do you lose money this week? Stop the puts, we won the fucking trade war.
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I had a bull put spread on LMT
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Okay, but why is it on margin?
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Have any of you ever sat on a jury? I did once because I thought it would be fun to learn about how a trial actually goes. It was incredibly eye-opening. Jurors are some of the simplest folk you have ever met. These people are naturally predisposed to despise people like Shk... |
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In Chicago this weekend
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From Chicago area- invite me bitch.
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Not my boat unfortunately, I only have a 34' Sea Ray
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That's 34' moar boat than I have
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At least get a fucking canoe man it's 2017
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His presentation was rather brilliant, he talked about what was going through his head when he made decisions at Enron.
He said he always followed the rules, but always found a way to go around them without breaking them.
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Not sure why you are getting so mu... |
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.
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You must be a newb, by ws... |
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awesome, what are you thinking about buying today?
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Selling everything, opening an Ally account, and never touching the stock market again
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Why not just invest in index funds?
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Any suggestions?
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I've been bagholding a modest position since I got crushed by the last Fed announcement. Got back in the green today.
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I sold for a 25k loss. Bad timing. Wife went to the hospital 2 hours before the meeting and I forgot everything. I'm now up 16k from th... |
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Too big words. Had to close it because I honestly don't understand half the words. Back to trading with my life savings! \\:D/
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What are options
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It's the choices you have
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What if you don't even know what you're doing in th... |
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Hah. Look at you being 4 times as stupid as me.
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Maybe I will just have 4 times as many yachts as you?
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You're gonna need about a 50,000% jump for yacht number 1
Best of luck
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I thinks yachts cost more than that....
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OP clearly hasn't been here last August... (Though whoever lived 1987 could say the same thing to me)
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you weren't here in 1979
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Bitches don't know bout my 1929
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yes, because 99.99999999% are dead that saw it.
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Damn you never thought about selling ever?
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Thought about it before Q2 earnings this year but you bros convinced me to hold and start selling options. I really have nothing to loose at this point. It was my dads money invested for my colllege origanally. ... |
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Thank you fscomeau for getting us here
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**ONE FUCKING LETTER HOW DID YOU FUCK IT UP**
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Absolutely amazing that one of the largest companies in the world is saying, "yeah these presidential shit posts have real world effects and we're going to try and make money off it."
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That’s what they’re good at.
I’m also not convinced he doesn’t dial up J... |
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Bets on how long till he loses 99%? I say a month when the next rs happens
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According to the article I skimmed this AM, they are done with reverse splits (for now). Worst stock ever.
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The stock price is going to be below $1 this week. They ... |
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It's because you stopped giving him blowjobs 5 years ago and now he forever hates you for it
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>projecting this hard
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Im not married yet so I probably have about 6 months of blowjobs left
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Marraige is the worst financial... |
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What exactly is the reasoning for this random rule? Let's say I have a margin account, where I am not at all using the margin balance. What's the issue with allowing day trading on that sum of money? The only thing where margin is getting used may be for faster cash settleme... |
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Seriously when the fuck did this board become r/politics? I feel like the population here has gone through a sea-change in the last couple months.
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Even if I cared about that, what would it matter here? Everything he does pushes ... |
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Wait a few years and you'll be another 250k richer. Jealous of your position, only got like 5k in. 8k in aphria though
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Lol at a few years. He'll be 250k richer by this time next year.
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I was being conservative
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I'm glad you... |
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Damage control.
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/u/Theghost129 be like: "Don't worry honey, I'll make back double what I lost last week. You trust me baby, right?"
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You don't have to tag someone when you're replying to them.
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/u/Silver5505 GFY
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lol what a faggot cuck. lets hope he goes to prison for 15 years.
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Fag
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chortle on shkreli's balls you cuck
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Imagine the only insult you know is calling someone a cuck. Project more while Tyrone fucks your wife lmao
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If you buy $100 of AMD and it goes up 1%, you make $1 profit. If you borrow $10k and it goes up 1%, you already doubled your money and $1. Don't you want to double?
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Ofcourse I do! What happens if it goes down 40% though. Wouldn’t you need to pay it back wi... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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fedex/ups will undercut usps if congress raises rates.
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UPS and Fedex have been lobbying to force USPS to ... |
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How do CEOs of companies fuck up this bad? It's like the lumber 84 super bowl ad. Now that CEO is saying they support Trump and the wall because so much of their business is calling and canceling. What the fuck is wrong with how these idiot's brains work. Did they drink too ... |
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What pushed you to do that? I’m assuming you haven’t made a habit of doing it in the past
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Made 25% gains on 5k and then I figured it'd be more fun to make 25% gains on 20k.
It was more fun btw.
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you gonna pay back the loan and play with th... |
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faggot.
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fag
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Real G’s move in silence like the second G in faggot
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Here's [Politico's similar assessment, 25 Republicans, very recently updated](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/03/trump-gop-obamacare-repeal-votes-236349). NBC reporting similarly.
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You really using politico as a source?
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When it comes to ... |
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Honest question because I am not knowledgeable: so I see this thing happen occasionally in the tech industry on occasion where a large company buys out a small company and causes stock to shoot through the roof. I enjoy gambling but hate to drive three hours to the casino... |
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I think it's time for me to stop buying puts on GE. People just wont let it die.
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If you have been playing your put right though then you have made an awful lot of money with GE puts.
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sure, but it seems to have resistance and i don't think... |
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dude only had $8k last month.. i dont believe this
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7p96j6/i_started_using_margin_last_week/
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You know there this thing call deposit right.
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You think this dude 3x?
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Woman*
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What was Toy’s R Us if Sears is too big to fail?
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Really too big to fail? Hahaha
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Can RobinHood remain solvent for as long as these guys are irrational ?
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One day they will just shut down and this place will be flooded with fags whinnying about $300.
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Whinnying? How did you graduate high school?
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If retardation is a sickness. How tf are you losing massive amounts in a massive bull market?
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because retardation is a sickness...
edit: and uhmmm options
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You'd have to be blowing money on deep FDs. Anything even remotely sensible would ha... |
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Where do you get these percentages?
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Find the stock price.
Find the closest strike price.
Find the price of buying a call and put at that strike price.
Take that total premium for the call and put and add it to the stock price for the expected upside move... |
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...You have over half a million in margin on an account which had only $500 cash a few weeks ago?...
Which broker are you with again? I want some of that action. You basically have 1000x leverage.
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His options were exercised instead of sold. So they buy an... |
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I'll believe it when the ink dries
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It doesn't matter if the deal falls through now. He's already won, Mexico blinked.
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isn't the low 2.5% tariff on cars and trucks made in mexico that don't meet the standards a pretty big win for Mexico?
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This wasn't Apple (though fuck them for dragging shit down yesterday too). This was the god damn fucking piece of shit Fed opening their asses and talking shit about a possible rate hike in September WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN IN SEPTEMBER. God damn fuck those guys with a fuckin... |
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Man I can't wait to take my series 7, I hear they give you a Gucci belt if you pass with a score of 90 and above.
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90% of those tests are a fucking joke. I have a couple friends that took the series 7 (part of it covers options), and it honestly scared me ho... |
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G20 is gonna bring that spike back to earth.
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Probably, yea. Trump will be like "ohhhh look....the market is green...I'm going to swing my tiny dick around" and then completely fuck everything up.
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Tariffs on everyone at g20. I saved 600 j... |
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Don't forget that's a 110% loss on misused student loans
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How can we capitalize on this? Is there any way to short the banks/companies providing the loans?
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that would be the us government
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Cool. How do we short "us governme... |
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The story never made sense anyway.
Other countries want access to US goods and (more importantly) access to rich Americans to buy their stuff. No amount of dealing between the EU and China is going to replicate that.
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China’s plan is to steal our IPs and ... |
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He's probably down 30% with the rest who bought at the top
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better than the /r/ethtrader's that are down 50% from the top
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Yeah what a bunch of losers. Oh wait..
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It's ok. I'm mining eth..... Oh wait.
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There is so many stocks that I look at where im like.. This is a double bottom with expiring energy on both RSI, Stoch, and MACD....
This could get fucking ugly.
Not to mention the SPY itself looks like its forming a double bottom.
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Hello, normal person h... |
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How many positions?
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Two positions, ~380 shares, cost basis around $262/share for both positions.
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Should've bought calls!
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Is it just me or is it not fucked up that all of the successful Chinese tech companies are just exact copies of US tech companies.
Edit: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Km5XQxRrQvw/maxresdefault.jpg
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We have Chinese Netflix, Chinese Hulu, Chinese Google, Chinese A... |
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In a properly functioning market, the long term consequence of competition is to drive profitability to zero. Innovation is one of the forces against this (reduces cost of production and adds value to the good).
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A good recen... |
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This comes up every once and a while and it's not as stupid as it sounds. He's thinking 780 is an upper limit where it will just bounce lower; 790 is above that limit and might go back to ~900. He just wants a breakthrough, still a dumb idea since you have to keep that mon... |
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
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that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
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coke is ... |
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[Come make money with us r/all](https://discord.gg/wallstreetbets)
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fuck off jesus christ i see you everywhere, have you not a life of your own outside of reddit
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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! LOLUMAD CAUSE U GOT TROLLED!!... |
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Wtf are you in to lose 15% in the first half of January lmao
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$ROKU and $SNAP both got downgraded the day after I bought them...fml
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buying SNAP.... c'mon man
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Buying SNAP on margin.... you should probably just stop, or go w... |
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2017: Trump Pump
2018: Trump Dump
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I thought Stormy Daniels was the Trump Pump and Dump?
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She dumped him and got paid $130K. Trump is an excellent businessman.
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Art of the deal everyone
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Those receiving this - did you submit a support ticket in order to get this or did they contact you proactively?
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I did not submit a ticket, I just received it out of the blue.
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Cool, thanks. I had a bunch of failed orders that day, wond... |
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This is the least diversified portfolio I've seen. Nice work!
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this is /r/wallstreetbets...
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I'm either a peasant or there is something that I don't understand. Do you seriously have 40,000 shares of AMD? Like, you just decided to buy 40,00... |
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What would Tesla skyrocket to if shorts had to cover? 500?600? 1000????
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Tesla could go to 900 one week and then to 100 a month later.
The premiums for options are insane, but as volatile as this shit is, you are likely to make money.
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I ju... |
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I like Snapchat. The only downside for them is that there is a barrier to opening up your audience. With Facebook you can add people by searching for them. Snapchat makes it difficult.
You can have the coolest product but if you limit the amount of users that can share thei... |
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Everyone's jerking off to a week's worth of production and meanwhile Panasonic is considering investing another billion in to the joint battery plants but nobody seems to care what that says about the fiscal situation, lol.
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What does that say about the fis... |
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I have someone manage my money, I know it's over 10M though right now.
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Hahaha yeh someone on WSB with 10 milllllli liiiiiieeeessssss youd be a unicorn among kids bops
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First time here. Just looking around. :)
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Hey just h... |
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Real question here. How will this effect the overall market. Will it have a domino effect? Will other hedge funds have to move investments? Seems like if I was a fund manager I would take some risk off the table?
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No effect. He was a small fish compara... |
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Ok, so you all calm your tits here's the deal. There is no big conspiracy, nobody is jealous, mad, sad etc..
MartyMoho has a BRAND NEW account, which triggers an auto-shadowban. Believe it or not some of us have IRL responsibilities and can't sit and wait to approve eve... |
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Impressive. How's your normal month?
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I started options trading ~3 to 4 months ago after browsing wsb and realizing I don't want weak ass 5% compounded returns so I can retire at 70 years old. I gained a lot on the Nvidia boost from 95 to 110 and then procee... |
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The price goes up
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Right but if you don’t have anymore microwaves left in the store how can you increase prices?
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That makes no sense. If someone offered Wal Mart even $1 million, they can't sell you a microwave b... |
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Hope I make some money
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If it holds the current price you are golden, but a lot can still happen before open tomorrow.
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It's funny how fiscal conservatives are all quiet after a republican won the whitehouse but if a democrat raises the debt ceiling...
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If you say "I'm going to cut entitlements" the liberals go crazy, even though they rob the rest of us to pay for themselves... |
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That's a pretty small house, even if you are doing FHA lol
gratz on your yolo tho fam bless up
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Yea isn’t much of a house but eh
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would be a big house in south carolina or south dakota hahahaha
in NYC thats like 5 months rent
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I hope Apple suffers the same fate as Steve Jobs: A slow, painful death that easily could've been prevented if they weren't such conceited douchebags.
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[THE BLACK ROBE OF DEATH](http://i.imgur.com/gUS4J23.jpg)
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That's a real fucking downer
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Will you fucks stop talking about futures
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Wanna talk about some technical analysis instead?
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That makes my nipples erect
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How's this for you? I see a flying octagon triangle wedge forming to the east of spy, meaning tha... |
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I mean I plan on taking at least 100$ a month from this company for my 10$ subscription fee. If uber wants my data I'd probably sell it to them for a free ride a month...
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I highly doubt you'll be seeing 100 movies a year unless you have no friends or socia... |
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I feel like you're fucking mr Rogers or something. I lost 9k but at least we have humor here at WSB. I'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow. Good times.
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>stop putting 75% of your portfolio into one position
this is actually really good advice. you can make way more money if its 100%
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200% with margin
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400% if you borrow money from Grandma and use margin on that
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4000% i... |
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where are the hookers and cocaine?
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There's a cabin.
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smart move hiding the bodies
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Cause of the implication
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but they are not in danger, right?
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No one is in any danger
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0
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Was about to buy puts before this happened...
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"Check my logic, smokers don't like seeds in their weed shit
Send me them seeds i'll grow 'em what they need
Them ain't chia pet plants in the crib thats chronic
And I'm sellin them 500 a pop god damn it"
The man is an economic genius
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"I sell anything, I... |
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Post a pic
Better be huge
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[It's not because I don't know what I'm doing]( https://i.imgur.com/A9ZOW7h.png)
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Scroll down. Show us how much you've lost so far.
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12
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I didn't ask how many dicks you've s... |
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Fellow fidelity user, not often seen on here
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Greetings friend!
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Lol I got down voted by a robinfag
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i can see somebody preferring IB over RH but what does Fidelity have other than the fact that they charge for trades and t... |
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He can't keep getting away with it. How can he slap
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This is what I come here for.
> How can he slap
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What does that mean? lol
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[Here's the tldr version](https://youtu.be/D6Z2RhnqwI0)
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how the fuck... |
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April 5th is the beginning, today MannKind received the rights to Afrezza back from Sanofi.
So, now they can start releasing info about their commercial plans and handle things on their own instead of letting Sanofi mishandle it. It was in Sanofi's best interests to push t... |
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Good one Grandma. You would have a million dollars if you used leaps.
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Explain.
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LEAPS are long-term options, which would’ve yielded a much higher return over this time period.
But it’s easy to give that advice now, everyone is a genius in ... |
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This seems will thought out and reasonable. Get this trash off of this subreddit!
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It really isn’t. If there’s a shitton of people wanting to pay for a service to take them from A to B, then there’s a market someone can capture. Uber may be a pile of crap b... |
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your resume should only be 1 page
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Blows my mind how many people don't know this
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But your CV should include everything and be as long as it needs to. Maybe OP just thinks the terms are interchangeable
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**Mods, please remove if deemed to be too political.**
This type of proposal does have a significant effect on the market and wealthy investors in general. So this sub is likely not affected but still.
>Democrats have long sought to end the preferential tax treatment ... |
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today is probably a buy. the AH drop was a butthurt wallstreet fag dumping his shit because Elon publicly cucked him
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Historically, having a CEO that doesn't work at least amicably with investors doesn't turn out well. But, given the fact that it's Elon and ... |
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I second this. Its a true yolo if WizDaddy told you.
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My first option purchase was through wiz daddy. I only bet $50 because I was sure it was going to disappear, and that is exactly what happened.
Wiz daddy must have sensed my ... |
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Will it have options. I dont have a month to lose money. Only a week.
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Just Buy/Sell on my page. Maybe the fat cats have options? I can’t wait til I have a shitload of money and have the “insider trading” button!
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yeah some have options, lik... |
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lol the irony of AMD absolutely killing it while all of the big boy names are wrecking portfolios left and right is just too good
Our one and only love reigns supreme once again
#TrustInSUBAE
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Let me put this in some form of rationality.
FB was 30 dollar... |
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how does one not have all funds in MU? Boggles my mind.
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I sold some put spreads for earnings. If I don't make my money back I'm suing you for damages ��
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If they're not at least six months out it's not my fault
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Alre... |
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:_ ( I lost $5,000 .... I started getting out at -4% .... good thing otherwise that would be $10k lost today.
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Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck.
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What ... |
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That guy actually cost my grandfather his job when he destroyed TWA, which was something of a work of art imo.
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I wonder how much this guy donates a year. From a lot of reading I think he's one of the biggest POS ever to walk this earth.
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I... |
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Feel like I should invest hard into robotics
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You've been needing to for the last 10 years my man
ISRG and BA
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BA is the fat girl that got hot. Fuck me.
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Yeah and for every BA are 100 dead startups. So don’t worry about i... |
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Martin, slurp my schlong and I will ^^^^^^^^^^^^^not make you a mod.
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This may sound rude, but I definitely don't mean it in a rude way. There's no other way to say this, so I'll just come out and say it. Are you an actuary? Again, not joking around. My uncl... |
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Most misleading statement ever. Kids do think facebook is for old people, but most would say Instagram is more for the young folk. Snapchat is middle of the road. FB owns instagram already, so don't fall for these shenanigans. Source: Am summer camp counselor
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Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
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Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
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What's step 3?!
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Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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Any idea how I can make a custom flag out of the WSB logo and fly it on my 17 foot boat? We can all pretend it's a yacht.
That t-shirt is pretty dope though. Might have to buy one.
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https://www.redbubble.com/people/officialwsb/works/26641250-the-offici... |
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