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MarketWatch is really anti-trump (trump derangement syndrome seems to be a common ailment for their current writing staff). Don't know if the site has always been that way but it is unusually Marxist/subversive for a site that's supposed to support open market ideology.
"H... |
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74 year old gave birth. Da fuck?
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She had some help, if ya know what I mean
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I heard it was twins too. God knows how she’ll get the energy at that age.
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## W... |
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Ah. Stoya back before everybody knew how batshit crazy she was.
Such a hottie.
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Wym
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Bunch of false rape accusations towards james dean, her long term boyfriend and co star, also went on a bunch of hard feminazi rants on her twitter. ... |
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well you probably dont work that hard for 40k a year. so that free half year probably isnt so bad.
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This is probably the dumbest shit ive ever read. Way to label every single person that makes 40k or less someone that doesnt work that hard. Youre an idiot... |
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Adam Neumann look like a '60 cult leader.
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All CEOs are cult leaders.
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That’s only because they make big money. I’ve been involved in a lot of cults, both as a leader and as a follower. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun ... |
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Honestly you should be asking /r/personalfinance for legit advice, not us.
Seven figures is fuck you money. Don't mess with that kind of capital. Put a majority of it in passive index funds, and depending on how old you are, part in bonds.
Go ahead and YOLO like 5% if you ... |
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Are we sure it isn't going to bounce tomorrow?
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I bought calls today so no it won’t bounce...my bad
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Can you at open so it can bounce for the rest of us...
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Yeah I’ll do that and upgrade my iPhone so it’ll probably hit $420 ... |
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FAKE
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AND
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GAY
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NOT
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GAY
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BUT
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FAKE
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AND
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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Brb building a catapult to t... |
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Wow, I'm happy for you. I hope you understand that you almost lost it all.
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New here, how so? My understanding is you can put a failsafe to cancel the bet if the company is doing good and your losing money.
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No, not at all.
For one th... |
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Markets down because of dumb political drama. Little to do with the economy. Take advantage, Buy the damn dip.
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Just a reminder that they went up because of dumb political drama. Until Trump can show an actual tax cut bill that's revenue neutral that the con... |
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What kinda car, what state, what age
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2016 Cadillac ATS (black), Nevada ( I plan on getting the blue on white plates) & the car is 2 years old but I’m 22
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Should have gotten a beater Civic and put that insurance savings in 7/20 $90s.
#... |
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99.8% loss = 49900% return to break even
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oh thanks, I was uhh wondering for a friend
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At this rate, I should regain my 20k in about 1000 years.
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Same but $40k
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Saw your MU post man. Us MU believer... |
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Build the wall. Make WSB less gay again.
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Make WSB Autistic again!
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>ticker symbol name
>Not autistic
Pick one ��
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>suck a dick
>suck my dick
Pick one
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Never visited this sub before and like... |
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It wasn't even a leak or a breach, no doubt Facebook was in cahoots and getting paid all along. Anyways this is old news, I read an article on Cambridge Analytica some 6 months ago outlining the Brexit scandal, they're simply using this as a tool to manipulate tech down and ... |
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Alright, which one of you retards made that thread?
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That's what I was thinking. Looking at the guys post history he's either an incredibly sad human being who has no idea what hes doing, or he's just a troll which is more likely imo.
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Wh... |
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DJIA is up 1,086.25 . We are literally living history bois.
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Is that a record?
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Yes but not by percentile.
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so it's meaningless...
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Yeah. Kinda like “record annual revenue”. Well no shit, if you don’t hav... |
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Who cares how America is doing if I can be filthy fucking rich instead.
I’ll just take my bags of cash and become an ex-pat somewhere that isn’t a mess if it gets that bad.
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Still rather be here than pretty much anywhere else. Europe look d good but now i... |
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how long?
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Until the judge grants bail again or his January sentencing.
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Someone beat me to it. Anyways, pretty sure the judge will grant bail again with the lawyer offering house arrest or another 'bargaining' chip to prosecution. It doesn... |
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Whats the fucking point of that statue anyway? Explain like I'm Retarded or ELIR:
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It's about women in wall street standing up to the men of wall street. We like to think everythings all equal nd shizznit but wall street is definitely still the old white man... |
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The guy on the other side of the stage with his head poking up (left side) is /r/investing
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I always forget how stupid everyone is in here
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Autism is no joke
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I mean it is. it's just we all get it... |
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Your net worth must be really high if you can throw 100k at fking MU
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I threw like 200k at it before and believe I should make it back by end of year now that I bought in at low of the swing cycle.
This is last of my current net worth but I have extremely ... |
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$30k into a penny stock - you've got balls the size of your brain or vice versa...
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both
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do you want a cookie
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i just want to lose my gains so i can finally become a WSB member
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Why be a member when you're ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
time for /r/wa11streetbets
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You can legit create the subreddit and use CSS to make it redirect to /r/wallstreetbets by pressing anywhere on screen. [Like this.](http://reddit.com/r/business_casual)
What I'm saying is don't let your memes be dreams!
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Whats the next support on SPY.. asking for a friend.
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237
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What do you think will happen tomorrow? fall more or bounce??
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hard fall
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\^Flash crash hopefully
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I did because i literally lost like $200 I can't fucking believe that Trump would cause this literal mayhem in the markets
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but are you literally shaking right now?
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LiTerAlly1.25%
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I wish had I an ally instead of gambling n... |
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You still have 19k to make that shit back
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Had 29k this morning. It’s cool, though, can probably get some rope with what’s left.
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40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this.
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I couldn't believ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This ain't a political sub.
I'm pretty liberal, but guess what? I used the Trump rally to get tendies
It's not red or blue, it's tendies
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Isn't that kind of the problem though? Shouldn't we work together so everyone has enough tendies?
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you think this house is huge, you should see the other houses in this area. There are houses in Winnetka that are twice as big.
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I lived in winnetka and kenilworth and I can confirm the houses are nuts
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What did your dad do?
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Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
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I should charge them that plus interest because technically they're borrowing my $2.9M
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You should get an attorney. This might be proof that the margin loan was valid and they owe you your gains.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Check out this faggot reading rules and shit.
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I bet he read the RH terms and conditions before trading!
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I'll bet he read the XIV prospectus
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I bet he can actually read
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What’s this say
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I don't know any of these references because im not a faggot.
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Jokes on you, I'm a well-dressed faggot.
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[Which one is you?] (https://choualbox.com/Img/1477740402701.jpg)
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Wtf where did this come from
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Who... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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If a company posts an earnings loss and weak guidance, yet the stock goes up, it's bear time.
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The problem is that monetary policy s... |
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Until it's accepted widely, you might as well be trading beanie babies
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asset's an asset. the korean's love this shit.
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try eating ETH
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made? as in it's in your US spendable cash account?
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Is it 2010?
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they had that movie recently though
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Didn't it bomb? Or am I thinking of emojis?
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I actually liked it. It took a complete 180 on the whole "don't judge a person by their looks" message you see in a lot of childr... |
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Up tomorrow, $12 by the end of next week
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I may just get out around $14 ( in at $13.2), not worth the headache since I only have like 35 shares
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It doesn't even matter to you if you only have 35
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Yeah im 17.
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Ribbed for no ones pleasure.
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Certainly not mine
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Can you rattle your peckah inside the cage like a dinner bell? Asking for a friend.
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I don't own that model but probably not, they are meant to be a pretty snug fit.
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No insurance ? That is just the bill. Maybe he did, and trolling
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Just dont pay it. 99 percent of that bill is pure cost shifting from the people who receive services but cant pay, onto the people with insurance and the people who can pay.
Americans pay f... |
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Why 29s? I am feeling lucky with 31 fds
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Lulz, I'm spread over 31, 31.50, 32, and 32.50 all expiring tomorrow :P
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Sending rich vibes your way my dude.
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It's only 1 call each, just for the yolo
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I do not ... |
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This is actually false
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Yeah I did the math once. Trump grew his wealth at about 12% per year on average.
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Based on what? Some random article that may or more like is not accurate.
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Does it matter? Most of you faggots could... |
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this shit happened yesterday, why y'all reactive as fuck? stop showing up late to all the parties
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from your link-
>The Senate on Tuesday overwhelmingly adopted changes to CFIUS operates, beefing up the committee's autho... |
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You actually have to sell before you buy. This ensures you lock in a low sale price early.
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You mean shorting?
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No, in order to short, you have to buy 1 share and sell 2, thereby borrowing a share.
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No, short refers to h... |
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More reason for the autistic minds of WSB to put together some shit course and charge $5,000 for it... We could be pimping this subreddit out so hard
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"Lecture 1: How Memes Fulfill Dreams"
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"Lecture 2: The dangerous allure of *The Faggot's D... |
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Fucking sell this now and make some green while we're all red.
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http://imgur.com/PTbH0QA
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Well done. Enjoy your new Ford Focus.
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Thanks brother.
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or like 30% of a tesla. almost there!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn, they're recommending a JAN 140 straddle on LULU. I was hoping to go for calls, but I'm really unsure of impact of tariffs, etc like they note.
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Fundamentally, Puts make more sense for LULU, not to mention the broader market momentum lately.
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I’ve seen this story on Barons and CNBC as well. This guy fucks because of his already monstrous sized gains and his cool demeanor. He’s basically what I want my 24 year old that I’ll never have to be.
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It's basically what most of us want to be when we're 2... |
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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Check out his post yesterday.
[Making a Living on Day Trading Ford](... |
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I work at a CU. I've seen some fucking sad accounts. $300,000 in a checking, over a million in one of our 0.60% CDs. Makes me sick to my stomach.
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They probably have 10x that in real investments and just can’t be bothered to GAF....hopefully...
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fun fact the wolf of wall street broke the record for the most use of profanity outside of a documentary literally about the word fuck.
reflective of real life tbh
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I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got NC... |
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It's self fulfilling trading.
I bet the majority of people that bought it today know it's an absolute joke. But they also know other people will buy it so why not buy it first.
Hell, I would have bought it if I got to it first. Just don't be the one left holding the ... |
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You have to understand.
It was different this time
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How so?
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* They're making profit now.
* Increasing market share of their products.
* Intel's struggle with 10nm, while Zen 7nm is on schedule.
* Intel lowered guidance for data center CPU... |
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...pretty sure Donald will have to sign it tho
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They have the majority to make it passed without him signing shit.
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Like Rs will side with Ds against him on anything. That'll be the day.
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they just did ..
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When did you buy these? November expiries? Can you tell the future?
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I bought most of them yesterday when the SPY was at 213.75 I held on to them. I got them on that tweet from Kim Dotcom about the NSA having the emails. I'm going to hold over the weekend to... |
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not betting, just hoping. Break even for me is $45.35.... AMA
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Sell some covered calls
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you need at least a 100 shares for this correct? I do not have 100 shares, thankfully.
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Yes you need... |
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Tesla has never been rational. What’s better a company that currently makes 10 bil or a company that could make 10 bil? Sums up F vs tesla
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Ford. I think ford will make more money
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You can read my original story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8igcal/got_expelled_from_university_few_years_ago/
And my first update: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8n9yvu/the_chgg_gain_train_continues_up_48k_since_i_last/
**How d... |
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They need a graphic designer
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Nah. People love popcorn just like your mom loves cock. Both just $10/month with your moviepass subscription.
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this is a good post
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Thanks. If you subscribe to moviepass it’ll be even better :... |
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why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains.
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Underrated comment. American women a... |
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China: I haven’t shot myself in the foot in a few days, I’ll try to win a trade war my economy can’t handle.
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They don’t need to worry about their economy, they’re a totalitarian government that’s not afraid to get oppressive. They don’t lose until everyone... |
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He drew some lines and arrows so it must be true!
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THROW THE BONES, SUMMON THE MAGIC LINES AND DOTS.
SHOW US THE FUTURE MAGIC INDICATORS
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Like I said yesterday....learn to read tarot cards and you'll quickly learn that you can make anythin... |
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I like how his handwriting gets worse and worse as he gets lazier and lazier
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Hard to keep good penmanship up when your hands are so tired from having to give continuous hand jobs to inmates just to get a sip of the pruno.
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This is the fir... |
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AMZN
Because theyre customer focused and don't put out shit products like Windows 10 and keep moving in a direction that users hate.
Sure, Microsoft will do great for the rest of this bull run, but at some point, if you keep releasing products like everything after window... |
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Down 41k here bud.
It can get worse. Now let’s see you take this shit to the door.
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And u still around? U got some balls... respect!!!
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I’m all balls and no brain bud. Still buying faggy Ds.
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Probably calls no doubt....
Wha... |
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Thank you Trump for not going full retard on this. ���� ��
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It’s almost as if this was part of his plan. To start at the extreme and then work inward toward a reasonable compromise.
I mean for fucksake look at what he did with daca. He started out with the... |
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What broker is this
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No it’s an app
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What stock market is this
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No, it’s an app
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What MU call option is this
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No it’s an app
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What MoviePass is this
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No it'... |
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Get the fuck out.
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Seriously... ban this faggot
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Nothing gets my dick harder than when I see my portfolio rise .01% in a day.
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You need professional tax advice to confirm you're doing this right. This is an audit red flag. You should also talk to a professional tax advisor about declaring yourself a professional trader if you're trading in this volume. You will need to do that before April 18th, the... |
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Continue waiting for AMD to dip so I can fucking buy it.
Everytime it stays flat or falls for a couple days and I'm about to dive in, it jumps and I wait because I assume there'll be some pull back but it just keeps strong.
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I sold my amd 20 Jan 9 calls ... |
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IBM is a dumpsterfire company. They are too busy doing buy backs and letting amazon kill their mainframes
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As I always say: woman CEO, that's all you need to know
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Ya except thats retarded and exactly why you probably suck at investing
htt... |
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Thoughts on Netflix?
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I hope they beat and it builds up some momentum for the rest of FANG running up into ER
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I hope so too.
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I think the netflix hype bubble is over but because they started charging for HD awhile ago... |
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Reading these comments, it looks like a lot of people don't know how to trade options here. I guess they're just here for the reads.
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I've just started investing in mutual funds and I'm looking to try something riskier. This sub is a hidden gem of Reddit.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
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"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
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LFIN went down 40% today and the puts only went up 200%? wtf
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I mean ask yourself the question: would you be willing to write Puts for LFIN? Lol
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I wish more people would explain it like this — then people would understand
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no offense, but should you really be investing money in the stock market, much less options, if you make 20k....?
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Gotta pull myself out of this hole somehow. Plus I found a gambling strategy that has worked well for the past 6 months
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Care ... |
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I will never get those 5 minutes of my life back I wasted reading this. Fuck you OP.
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You read slow as fuck
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Reading that slowly must get that dude like a 21 on the ACT lmao
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A 21 is good though I got a 16
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2.4 million before fed and state tax.
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Yeah, that's gonna hurt. There are worse problems to have, though.
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I'm not sure why nobody has mentioned this yet, but SPX options are index options and under the 60-40 rule. I don't have etrade, but y... |
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>Loyalty to a multi-billion dollar company w/ a PE over 200.
There's your first mistake. Companies with PEs in the mid-200s are about pumping & dumping on suckers, not holding for 50 years until retirement.
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I'm not disagreeing with you but AMZN..... |
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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damn
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He's not wrong. This was on Reddit a long time ago. She traded up lol.
Proof?
https://i.redd.it/653059w6ej5y.png
From her blog they broke up. And I guess she found her Chad. Both pics fr... |
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The Model X and S can actually drive in water.
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That much water? I'm surprised that car didn't suck up water and hydro lock tbh.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah.
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Crazy.
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yep.
## Speaker_3: ##
Huh... Sooooo...
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Bu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can I mail you a roll of quarters?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only if you cut your dick off and mail it to me as a prank.
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah, dude, totally. Just as a prank though, right? This isn't some gay trick or anything? Cause I'm not gay, dude. I like smashing puss.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is it sad to say I think right now is the best time to buy? I'm fucked in the head, aren't I?
## Speaker_1: ##
Better than being fucked in the butt I always say
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Is it though?
## Speaker_2: ##
Not sure, try it out?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll try anythi... |
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Positions: long on 50% VOO, 25% QQQ, 25% TQQQ.
## Speaker_1: ##
Y tho?
## Speaker_0: ##
why not?
## Speaker_2: ##
You do know that 2x leveraged etfs are a thing right? Why did you go with equal parts 1x and 3x on qqq?
## Speaker_3: ##
What's a good ratio in your opinion ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Fucking finance majors
## Speaker_1: ##
As I Finance graduate I agree ☝️
## Speaker_2: ##
Fucking finance graduates.
## Speaker_3: ##
As a finance PhD, I agree
## Speaker_4: ##
Serious question what is a finance PhD good for
## Speaker_5: ##
Teaching finance at a univ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Yea, I need it above 271 by Monday and 272 by next Friday. Fuck me today is killing me
## Speaker_1: ##
They trapped us man. Fuck this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You bought calls after like 5 days of straight green, “they” must be referring to the voices in your head cause there... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/d28abc/closed_out_my_hal_calls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
## Speaker_2: ##
looks dumb as fuck saying "most obvious play on the market" but then only having the balls to put $240 on it... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Buying bamboozle puts
## Speaker_1: ##
If the chances of bamboozle are high, you probably want to buy bamboozle calls.
## Speaker_2: ##
that would make too much sense
## Speaker_3: ##
This is wsb after all
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Two references to the sub itself in the first... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have come to realize that the majority of us have absolutely no discipline whatsoever. Most of us are 20 something’s and will be able to recover from any losses in the future. This is not the end of the world for me. However, I am becoming increasingly concerned that the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
>Because of the recalls, its vehicle margin, a gauge of how much the company makes on each car it sells, plummeted to ***negative 24%.***
WTF. lmao. F to the CEO of NIO.
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How tf do you make negative 24% on a sale of a vehicle. This company is doomed.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
## Speaker_1: ##
What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
## Speaker_2: ##
January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck the dumbass loan why are you googling if you can overdose on listerine?
## Speaker_1: ##
One time when I was a little kid, like 8-9 years old, me and my neighbor decided to go on a hike through the woods behind our house. He said he'd bring something to drink if I brou... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Wow..... Impressive
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm always bewildered by posts like this. I always figure if I get stupid lucky like this I would start playing with only 10k at a time.
Trends come and go, no reason to go all in every time once you reach that level. You'd be more pro... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tomorrow, October 33rd.
## Speaker_1: ##
lol
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lol
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lol
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lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
west coast has the toughest time with this. i wake up at 3:30 every morning so i can find the power to trade during the shit market hours.
## Speaker_1: ##
Huh? Markets open 6:30 west coast. We talkin futures?
## Speaker_0: ##
gotta be fully awake and aware. Coffee starts ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
ho lee fuk
## Speaker_1: ##
Sum Ting Wong
## Speaker_2: ##
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Bang ding ow
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yu-Too Slo
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do i short Martins life?
## Speaker_1: ##
Life insurance. We've been over this.
## Speaker_2: ##
Dumb question, can you take out life insurance policies on just anyone? That'd be so fun!
## Speaker_3: ##
Just googled it and quick answer is, you need "insurable inte... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
I don't understand why the market even cares about Trump shenanigans anymore. he's never gonna do anything
## Speaker_1: ##
Using NK to distract the public from the intensifying Russia investigation. It's working brilliantly, people are actually buying this NK bs. Sell pu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
am I the only one that thinks she looks like a psychopath? can't decide if I should be scared or turned on
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## Speaker_1: ##
Well someone’s got to go find out. I volunteer.
## Speaker_2: ##
did you listen to her talking? I dont want to hear he... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
$5 round trip comission, $1 per contract , and no closing cost? I like it
## Speaker_1: ##
I just feel like who the fuck are those faggots and why would I put my money with them.
## Speaker_2: ##
This is how dumb this sub is these days. How have you never heard of Tasty... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
OP confirmed barista
## Walls1337bot: ##
false, actuary
## Speaker_1: ##
I highly doubt that you're smart enough
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't know why people think actuaries are smart
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm actually curious, what to actuaries do? Calculate risk for hedge fu... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Hi FSB, good to see you still around. Hows life?
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## Speaker_0: ##
These last two months have been a blessing. I was getting so bored.
Just convert the money into buttcoins and leave the country. Tell the IRS to shove it.
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