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Nah just gonna get slaughtered by theta
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...and extremely low volume on Black Friday so our premium dies even harder
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I still got until 12/7 so I won't die
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Unless SPY and QQQ open red and sink hard next week
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How can he be inconsistent with himself in one single tweet is beyond me.
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I'm a foreigner and don't want to get political here, but how idiotic do people have to be to vote for this fucking moron. This sub probably liked him last... |
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Hey bud don't mean to embarass you or anything but I think you're buying the wrong stock
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I think that's his point. People are buying the wrong stock, thinking it's Snapchat
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are you sure
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What else would 'god I love stupid... |
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damn yall were right about r/weedstocks … if you haven't checked it out yet, you should. easily one of the dumbest conglomerations of thought in the universe
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Went to their daily discussion rules up top and found this gem tucked somewhere:
> #Not Allowe... |
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Lmao. Being bearish on a company who has their product in every person in the worlds pocket, has a global cult and has $250billy just chilling in the bank.
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Apple, specifically iPhones, isn’t as popular outside the US as you may think. The things that makes ... |
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Tell me about it man. I had a job interview today, going great and then they ask if I have anything I'd like to know about them? So I say, do you believe 9.11 was a punishment for imperialism or sin? The whole table was silent and they just said this interview is over, se... |
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You need options
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Honestly I need some ELI5 for that. No fucking clue what I'm reading when I look up those definitions of calls and puts.
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Watch [this](https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/trading-for-newbies/episodes/trading-for-newbies-i... |
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Lmao is T_D invading wsb?
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Were you not here in 2016? Donald Trump was HUGE here. Until, of course, bad policies started having a negative impact on markets
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people here loved the promises he made early on, but hopefully they're realizi... |
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No. Are you retarded.
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Trucks.
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Fleet.
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Future EV.
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Mustang.
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I agree. OP is a fucking moron. Why should ford dump money into the EV game when the market is still nearly all petroleum. The general population that gives a fuck about electric vehicl... |
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> I make money from a job. I pay income tax on that.
And you have a problem with capital gainz tax? This should already piss you off.
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For real. Capital gains taxes should be more of a thing and income tax less of a thin g
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Both should b... |
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just right click and reset your cash position man.
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[if only I could my friend, if only I could](https://imgur.com/a/AkI8K)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/?context=0
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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2.7 *billion*....for some search results on their stupid shopping website...in 2010...the hell kind of eurotrash money grab is this
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They need to pay for all them refugees somehow, their economy sure as shit isn't gonna pay the bills.
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The ... |
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I believe the term is positions or ban?
Why do u have 400k+ on RH?
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I’ve transferred everything out into savings, holding off until taxes are paid and then going to buy some new toys :)
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Well please explain what the hell you did and what yo... |
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1 - You have a gambling problem
2 - This is amazing
3 - Good luck
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4 - ???
5 - ~~Profit.~~ Lose all money to crippling gambling addiction.
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> My $2.5M would be gone forever
OP has $100K. He thinks, somehow, that the $2.5M he had is... |
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It's Canada dollars so that's like 12 dollars in American money.
Enjoy your Five Guys meal, scrub
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I bet $12 couldn't buy enough food for your typical meal.
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Can comfirm, meal at 5guys is 13 dollars.
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those fuckin burgers ... |
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How does it feel to be a parasite on Germany and to know all your ‘famous attractions’ are literally ruins? How does it feel to be a bamboccione that sleeps in his childhood bedroom? How does it feel that your supreme leader is literally a south american?
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So you had a winning options trade lined up, but were too inept to actually execute it? You belong here.
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Okay so next time what do I do differently, I'm too inept to figure out why it never executed
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There's a bid (you) ask (seller) spr... |
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America produces more gdp than all of those three combined
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What does that matter when you have companies that are highly dependent on foreign products.
Walmart, one of the US largest employers, depends on products from China to support its business. The m... |
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So the logic was, "You just lost 195k of my money. And you need 45k more? Alright sounds fine to me."
Some fucking people man.
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“Too fine tune and adjust the algorithm, and to potentially get your 195k back”
Desperation makes you do crazy shit.
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5% is the moon now? Damn....
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Lol yeah.... it hit $44 faggot after bouncing $40-42
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Time to pull out and buy some tendies I guess
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Found the retard guys. Cya at $60 in 6 months.
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Aren't we all re... |
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Ok I'm going to bitch for a second. Why the fuck am I getting quoted for a 5.082% interest rate with a 785 credit score on a home loan when banks are making hand over fist on you retards playing options
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Fed is charging over 2% who the fuk do u think u are?
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Send me instructions please sir.
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don't buy short term contracts. It's fun because you don't have to wait around and you don't have to see your money shoot up and down but it limits the places you can get out and turn a profit. I bought SQ and BOX calls last... |
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As a corporation, Amazon has the fiduciary responsibility to minimize costs. If USPS is too cheap, work with Congress to raise rates.
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Congress hates the USPS though.
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Yeah but they hate Amazon more
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This pretty much sums up most of the loyal democrats that were forced to vote for Hilary.
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I refused to vote. It my be a mistake in the end but it should teach those stupid fucking Democrats to not blindly follow a machine. Fuck Hillary.
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I ... |
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99% of this sub isn't interviewing for shit LMAO
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Is interviewing often a good thing? I hope to never have a job interview again in my life.
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if you are good you won't need the 'normal' interview imo
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Does walking into my da... |
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It's going to open at 18, you're going to buy 50 shares then it's going to drop to 12 and you're going to lose 300 bucks. To make it back you're going to have to give 60 $5 handjobs in the bus station bathroom.
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wanna get a little side bet going on? $100 to ... |
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You ok u/theycallme1 ? Need a foot rub?
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I don't not need one.
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Dear Diary:
Today I turned down a foot rub as a matter of principle.
I really could have used a foot rub tho.
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He said he wanted one.
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I don't think that's an unreasonable value honestly. They're already monetizing, they have the teenage demographic in the bag, spectacles seem interesting and give them an opportunity to win a wearable area that hasn't been done right yet.
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yeah but what c... |
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Fed: near zero interest rates and printing money like crazy for 10 years
\*Economy Collapses\*
Fed: \[Surprised Pikachu meme\]
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Wouldn't printing money like crazy cause crazy inflation?
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Yes, crazy inflation in the stock market.
Look at a... |
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I will be buying more puts on Monday. But it might not matter how much they’re worth cause we’re on a Weimar track
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Weimar?
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You should prooooobably know a thing or two about the Weimar Republic my dude.
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I’ve never hea... |
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That’s incredible. Congrats. Can you share what are the biggest things you look for when it comes to what and when to buy. Thanks
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I look for undervalued securities and a catalyst that would lead to a correction. [YELP](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbet... |
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TIL planet fitness is public
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Gold's gym by my house was always packed but just closed down, LONG $PLNT
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I think planet money did a segment on gyms, singling out planet fitness. Most people only used their membership a few time a month and i... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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reveal yourself, ceo
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He already did a few AMA threads i believe
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Is this real?
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It’s definitely possible. In the past 5 years the highest the stock has been was $3405.00 per share. For 7.25 million dollars that would be rou... |
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So, life insurance?
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I once asked a life insurance rep about what happens if you commit suicide.
I've never had someone end a conversation so fast in my life.
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Usually life insurance has 1 or 2 year suicide clauses. If you pull out the in... |
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Dude please for the love of God, I know you are in a super euphoric state right now but take this as a divine message
CASH
OUT
NOW
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There are two types of people on this sub, retards and pussies. And mama didn't raise no pussy.
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I kno... |
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Nasdaq calls my dude. Tech is where the tendies are
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Tech is feeling awfully bubbly right now.
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Yeah but how much more bubbly can it get is the question
Also buy qqq leaps when it all comes down
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Will Apple hit 1T or not...... |
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Proof or Ban. You have 24 hours.
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Proof of proof or ban or ban. You have 24 hours after 24 hours.
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Don't try too hard now.
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Goin' 2 hard now/ WSB spitting bars, wow!
AMD on decline/ pussed out... |
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Depends on your strikes.
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MSFT - 113
COF - 100
Guess I fucked up.
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>MSFT - 113
dawg
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OptionsProfCalc says I can still get an 80% gain tomorrow if MSFT opens at 108.
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You realize someone has to buy th... |
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I would neck the fuck outta myself
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You say that but look at what happened to Smosh, at the time this was the better choice.
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What happened
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Do you care to elaborate what you mean by "beyond autis... |
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Bring'im in bois
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Who did he sell them all to? Back to Papa John’s or 31 independent people. If it was back to the corporation they had to have known that Papa Johns was no longer with the NFL and decided to go with instant diarrhea... err I mean Pizza Hut... |
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No one won the trade war. Like all wars it was a huge waste of resources for both your countries. It’s actually just a loss everywhere. Especially for the producers in both nations. Kinda sad tbh.
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This is trade war. Not world war. Go stick to ur amd shilli... |
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IF YOU ARE FROM FP. HERES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND
I can buy a put option CONTRACT for a fee for $10 that would let me sell 100 shares at $220/share at any time before July 27, FB stock is now selling for $225/share. If it keeps going up, I'd never use that option and i will b... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a ... |
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Started following this sub about a month ago and I’m learning a lot
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You’re probably doing something wrong if you’re learning from this sub
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I haven’t lost any money yet so clearly I’m fucking up something
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Prove it ... |
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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6% is a good return for a ... |
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Or just don't use Osprey3 for all your passwords.
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I'd have to be dumber than you to make that my password
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Why tf am I being downvoted
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Comment again. I dare you
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Again
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Upvote
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This sub has had terrible history with shitty bots. Please tell your bot to go fuck itself.
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I think Reddit has a problem with shitty bots, at least mine will delete itself at -1 karma.
I see your point, though.
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It'll delete the w... |
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So you are losing money and not getting laid. Damn.
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This comment honestly was worth posting this for! Thanks Oscur925
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Please tell me you lied about loan and are actually rich and have $20k to waste
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I actually have exactly... |
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RUM HAM!!!
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Yes?
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#beetlejuuice hahah amirite boys?
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I CAN HAVE IN SCREESHOOT?
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... what is this?
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Well it’s a common thing now for people to link to r/beetlejuicing when someone’s reddit... |
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Did you find a girlfriend yet? You can still reach half your yearly goals.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneYearOn/comments/7n36pd/post_your_2018_new_years_resolutions_in_this/dsgjuqg/
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Ur an asshole
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An asshole who didn't lose 3.6 million
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anarcho-communist ��
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anarchism and communism have been historically intertwined. you can first see this in *Property is theft!* by Proudhon, one of the prominent writers who laid the foundation for anarchism as a political philosophy.
Bakunin would later t... |
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You know what the worst fucking part is. Amazon apple and other huge fuckers have their earnings next week. Could keep this mother fucker going till the end of the month.
My asshole is too far gone to decide what to do.
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Yup.. It's like you don't want to ... |
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He says some intelligent things, but then...
- talks about how self-driving cars are going to somehow reduce consumer spending on transportation
- acts baffled at the fact that housing is such a dominant, and increasing percentage of consumer spending
- says he doesn't... |
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So you threw $64K on a FB earnings YOLO, and didn't tell WSB? And your 20 years old? Ima need some more background on this trade and how and why and where you got $64K to just risk...
EDIT: Since the majority of people can't or choose not to read, here is the link to his b... |
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As you can see MU has a P/E of 5.91 where the outlined competitors have an average P/E 23.374. EPS MU is sporting 10.05, the average for the other boys 3.89.
Either MU is way way under valued or everyone else is way way over priced.
MU -3.53%, NVDA -1.83%, AMAT -1.44%, T... |
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Sorry if I'm coming off as ignorant (I'm new to finance), but isn't TSLA's beta close to one? Why would people want to essentially short against the market?
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Literally just by knowing what Beta means you know more than like hal... |
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Also short 300 shares, https://imgur.com/a/3OxZ4Ob
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Damn ur HABT
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Unfortunately sold 60% of my calls around 2-3 bucks
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Wtf? How come? Oh well... but still fucking juicy.
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No one has ever gone broke taking ... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
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somebody bought 83 $5 puts at .05 cents yesterday. id say that's a good days work.
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How much would that person have made? That's only like $420?
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83 contracts, so they put in like $415. Options returned like 100x, so he made off with $41,5... |
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Usually I hate write-ups like this but yours was actually informative and not douche-y. Thanks OP.
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/u/Bulletproof_Haas
np ... this is the first time i'm doing this on r/wallstreetbets ... albeit i wasn't really sure if these would be welcomed here on th... |
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I’m thinking we see some crazy seesaw action around tomorrow’s fed minutes. But more than 1-week out I’m as bullish as the little guy on the Redbull can.
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I can see that. I'm long until Mar16 on most of my options, I'm also holding actual stocks but I'm ... |
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I can literally see the ceo's house from my balcony
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proof pls
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How do you want me to prove it without revealing his address lmao
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blur it out by holding up a tendie to block house number
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Nerds on the i... |
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annnd of course it’s real
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Nah, that’d be fucking... wow. It is.
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What the actual FUCC?? Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.. I thought a fellow WSB photoshopped it.... What was going through his mind when he tweeted this? Does he have hi... |
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This is good news.
*Prepares for the market to tank cause it's stupid as fuck and does the complete opposite*
*Rages hard*
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Trump/Putin meeting may be causing some hesitation. Not really sure, though.
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God emperor would be the proper titl... |
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And I always catch this shit a day late. It's always some dude making off with 3000% gains and I'm still sitting here with my thumb up my ass looking like Elmer Fudd getting tricked by Bugs in drag.
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My question is how they know, because no one is sitting ar... |
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maybe dont buy shit you just make up in your mind is a good idea
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this is just some random shit stock that you decided to take a risk on. the risk failed. its not worth a post, there is zero reason to have believed it would work out... |
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Umm, if your mom kept it in there and still holds those positions, you're rich
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And you might want to find out the tax situation before you get audited.
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No sale no tax. When op's mom kicks it, heirs get a step up in basis, so they can se... |
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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You're right, skrelli is innocent, the courts are just out to get him! We're so sma... |
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fb?
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Crispr, fb and twitter
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3 for 3, lucky boy
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Just tell me which stock you want to tank and I’ll buy some calls
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That idiot's stream was terrible. Even if it was just one giant troll (which it probably was) I don't feel trolled. I feel...nothing.
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I didn't catch the stream, what did he do?
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Words cannot describe what he did in that stream.
Edit: [Jus... |
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About a $1 away from breaking even on silver I bought 7 years ago. Woot
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AMEN! Actually, I put $16,000 on balance transfer credit card before the pop, but damn feels nice for the world to stop having down syndrome.
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so you spent 16k on credi... |
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Unfortunately the dynamics of the world economy is vastly different from a hotel chain and a couple golf courses. �� Dude can’t even keep a casino from going bankrupt. WtF he doing with MAGA?
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> WtF he doing with MAGA?
"Please Mr. Democrat, save me fr... |
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Positions:
Bought 17x $305 tsla puts at close yesterday for around $6.20 sold today for $10.50.
Bought 3x $300 NFLX calls before earnings for ~$26 and sold for $30... sold too soon :( just looked guess I bought 1 contract at $16 something before earnings and 2 more on the m... |
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I missed something, what happened?
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/u/theycallme1 got stick up his ass cause /u/whatsanoption exposed what type of douche he his treating other people like trash and thinks he can decided what mods do or don't do.
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lol. I'm starting to ... |
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I told myself to stay all cash but I have no self control
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Bought AMZN $1410
Sold for $1277
Currently $1414
AMA
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Go put your money in an ally bank account so interest rates go back down.
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I've been working with an older couple (80's) at a local business and they recently told me they invested all of their savings into GE. I was lowkey trying to tell them it was a bad move but I'm legit worried about it lol
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I just learned that my grandfather ... |
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No.
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Did you want to bet on Trump because you liked him, or because you thought he would win? If you thought he was going to win, why did you think that?
I'm still reeling from how badly those polling guys fucked up their predictions. I honestly trusted ... |
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Hello this is SEC. where does your wife work
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She owns her own businesses. She read something about ULTA carrying the makeup line from some Kardashian or something and thought it might increase. Apparently, it did.
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�� Hes over here Mr. SEC.... |
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I don't get his crimes. I havent looked into it much at all but he must have known he was doing something wrong and that he would get caught. Why the hell would you want to spend 7 years in prison? Let alone if you were a millionaire before it.'
Why did he do it? Guy is cle... |
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"I will comply with anything that comes with this mistake"
Wtf, sounds so submissive. Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
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> Do you get your pay docked for dialing outside numbers or something?
If you call 911 and hang... |
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So analyst grading stocks is ''manipulation'', but tweets of Elon letting the stock shoot up 5% is not?
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Uhh, this is just retarded. Tesla has never met production goals, so when they do make them, let's downgrade. What is going on here?
All these analysts... |
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I got banned for day trading today. Anyone want to buy some MSFT options expiring 5/4???
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Cash account on TW my dude, unlimited day trades
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not for options though right?
## Speaker_1: ##
Nope, you can daytrade anything as many times a day ... |
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Find myself a stock on the uptrend.
Buy it at market price.
Watch it instantaneously fall.
Panic like a motherfucker.
Try to reassure myself.
Reopen RobinHood and struggle to use Touch ID.
See my reflection on my phone as it opens.
Be filled with self-loath.
See stock has f... |
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you bought 1k worth or ROKU puts yesterday and they're worth 50k today?!?!??!? WTF? 49k profit on 1k down?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!
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Yeah, he won a lottery. There's no way he knew what kind of news will come out today.
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that was some next level convi... |
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I've said it time and time again: national debt is way different than personal debt. Paying off the national debt is a very bad thing; just ask President Andrew Jackson. Reducing it is ok but overall the national debt says to our creditors (be they citizens or other nations)... |
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Up over 50% here
Edit: 70% now
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How long you plan on holding? Thursday and Friday are usually bloody with low volume...
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Not sure, I might just ride it out with a stop limit to lock in gains. If it goes back over 13 I'd be out. 17 Strike p... |
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T12 halt my boy, shits gonna go crazy. Or we wait a long time
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It’s going to gap up or down. They don’t halt unless 5+% is about to happen. I bet shit drops to 0
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Was about to buy puts before this happened...
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I bought puts ... |
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A stock needs to trade under $5 AND be OTC to be considered a penny stock.
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You have a tiny dick you fag
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Don't have a tiny dick you fag.
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I'm a piece of shit and know jack shit. I assume this retard has 4K invested on the hopes that AMD would be $17 at some point tomorrow? If it doesn't, that means they lost their money and will be living in a cardboard box?
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they expect it to be at or above $... |
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If it were all really part of such a nuanced intelligent plan by a very stable genius, you might think he could get it across without freaking everyone out
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“I don’t agree with President Trump on a whole lot, but today I want to give him a big pat on the bac... |
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This is the most uplifting sub. It's fucking Prozac via schadenfreude.
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Love the use of schadenfreude in this sub
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It makes me feel better about my -41% stock portfolio. Don't worry, I'm averaging down
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Always average down
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## Speaker_0: ##
When I first saw this article from The New York Times,
its title was:
> Trump's Tariffs Prompt Global Threats of Retaliation
Here are some other articles about this story:
* NPR: [Economists Worry Steel And Aluminum Tariffs Could Start Trade War](https://www.npr.org/201... |
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I only made a fraction of this but wow, thank you to who ever posed 10 mins before the announcement!
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New to trading, how can he make 448% when the stock only seems to have gained a few % when i check it ok the stock app?
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Sweet summer child... |
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it's hilarious because targeting TSLA over subsidies is demonstrably bullshit. Yes there are concessions, no they do not total those beyond the other oil/auto mfgs. They also are only offered over time and after hitting milestones (job growth, etc.).
https://electrek.co/20... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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amazing how the venn diagram between the_donald / wsb is almost a direct overlap of unsuccessful losers
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