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U gonna eat a poptart tomorrow u fatass
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:(
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this
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite." The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldman brothers about marketing."
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why do y'all keep posting this expose on GS?
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## Speaker_0: ##
How can I turn $500 into 15k?
## Walls1337bot: ##
a majority of people have lost a SIGNIFICANT amount of money here.. in the past month and a half.. the amount of WSBers have decreased (not subs.. nobody unsubs)..
I wish you luck.. if you wanna turn 500 into 15k... follow the market.. understand it.. and place your bet and hope your strike gold
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Ytd I have lost roughly 1.85 million bucks trying to yolo on the short side. Overall I’m down about about 20% on my portfolio. Seriously fuck sfix run up and all the irrationality of the market this year.
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fuck your dumbass trades. why would you even touch sfix?
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If you wouldn’t touch it, that’s exactly why I shorted it.
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Doesn't mean nobody else would throw money at it.
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Well, no shit, up 80% in 2 months who in the hell would of guessed that. I was long at 19 and shorted at 25
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small cap with high volume but who would have guessed there would be volatility? really...? Why was 19 low? and why was 25 high?
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Nah your right. A mail order clothing company who’s primary target are lazy moms is totally worth a mkt cap of over 3 billion bucks. Their largest direct competitor was acquired for 350 mil by Nordstrom’s and they even wrote down the purchase by 50%. Fuck there net income is expected to be about 40 million this year. They trade like a high growth tech which they are not.
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Did you even look at what you posted? It's been going lower for years now. This isn't new.
If anything, the slope changed to positive for the first time this past year, which is why GM has been on a tear with record sales.
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On top of the fact that trucks aren't considered passenger cars
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are all boomers retarded?
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It's a group of people that gave participation trophies to their kids and then blamed their kids for getting participation trophies.
It's a group of people that brainwashed their kids into going tens of thousands of dollars into debt for college and then bitched that they weren't buying houses or cars.
Boomers are retarded.
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The ROI on a degree is great unless you get a degree in something fucking retarded like fine arts, communications or philosophy.
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Ya, the boomers left that part out though. Instead they told their kids to follow their dreams and find their passions and then called their kids idiots when that's what they did.
Boomers are retarded.
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You're rude. You must be a boomer if this upsets you and on that note I cannot wait to rip away your social security.
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Yea except we’re going to be paying into SS our whole lives and then not get the benefit. Stfu with that shit.
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We'll get the benefit when the SS wage is garnished to cover the student loan we have in default.
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If you think the government would use SS money to cover personal loan debt I have a bridge to sell to you.
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They already garnish SS to pay student loans
https://studentloanhero.com/featured/social-security-payments-for-student-loans/
Are you just trying to argue for no reason or are you one of those dim ones?
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Just getting into the game. Yoloing my KFC money on MSTX.
I might also buy some MSFT, AMD, and ARRY
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AMD has topped. Nowhere to go now but down.
-me for the 9th time this year
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God damnit, man! Never invest more than you can lose aka not emergency cash ... EVER. Don't put yourself in financial peril just to try and make some money unless it's a sure thing like you're buying long dated puts and the whole market is crash because we're entering the next recession.
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Yeah I might be pretty retarded but I'm glad I'm just playing with spare cash. I might not be getting rich but I'm not considering suicide (more than usual at least) over it.
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LOL sounds like me. I've had to keep a solid disposition with this stuff, down what's now $9K since starting in January predominantly due to going bullish on options plays just before the market turned bearish ... oh and buying at ATHs. Keep saying that this is money I would have spent on rent and other living expenses had I not been living at home. It also sucks though because I'd been traveling and figured that $9K could have also been a cross country trip across Canada and the States probably paid for completely. Whatever, relativism. Learning plenty about the market though.
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Well, you *did* say "faggot" on a board that doesn't allow words like "faggot" so..
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I called OP "a bundle of sticks" in a very tongue in cheek manner for not citing a source in a /r/whoadude post.
I was banned and when I messaged them about it asking why, they ignored and muted me.
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This is a top shelf shit post
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I straight up about pissed myself LMFAO
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I buy a call when I think the stock is going to go up.
I buy a put when I think the stock is going to go down.
It works around 50% of the time.
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what if you buy a put & call at the same time?
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Then you win 100% of the time.
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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its the other way round you moron, there is lot of good news but no one is buying just in case some people end up selling after the lock out date, which makes sense because employees and co founders are not very good at pricing stocks, they are emotional and do stupid things
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>there is a lot of good news
There is?
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Is she the Asian version of thots?
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This looks like a setup for blacked(dot)com
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Wait
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So not Yeti?
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No please RMA your life.
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I doubt the manufacturer wants him, either.
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James Damore participated in a company-sanctioned debate website, wherein he proposed alternative solutions to the problem of few American women in tech careers, and when some SJW crybully dox'd him publicly the company, instead of upholding the American value of public discourse of societal issues, fired him in order to score Liberal PR points.
Fuck them and fuck everything they stand for.
[Original Source](https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3914586/Googles-Ideological-Echo-Chamber.pdf) for any that care to be educated on the matter.
They'll never be able to hire talent again.
It will be a long, slow, draw-down but Google peaks this year.
It makes people like me push QNX over Android for new markets and it's an easy to win because QNX actually is a better solution.
Google is dead to me.
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lol yea those Stanford grads surely will turn down those $100k jobs right out of college because of this
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oh no Nikkei what is u doin?
## Speaker_0: ##
That’s how Japanese people felt when they woke up in the morning and checked s&p500.
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Also the day after Hiroshima
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today was arguably worse
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These people talk about shareholders like you need to be a millionaire to even qualify for gains.
I thought Robinhood’s growing popularity among millennials would teach these people anyone could be a shareholder and anyone can make wealth from investing.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON ~~OLD~~ YOUNG MAN
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holy fuck that's a terrible list of subreddits to be associated with. If you were part of making it GFY.
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I thought we fit in nicely
1. actual suicide
2. financial suicide with idiots
3. flat earthers
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I just assume half the people still subbed here sucked off a shotgun a long time ago.
Guess we'll find out the next time they cull inactive accounts!
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Your assuming they can afford shotguns
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Did he give his price target for the stock?
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Not that I recall seeing, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if he had a price target excel model for his portfolio he shared. He would adjust positions based on news/movements so he probably did somewhere.
I miss him
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## Speaker_0: ##
Because humans are prone to a plethora of errored thinking by default. It requires active attention and self-disciplined correction to begin to think rationally, and even then it's a lifelong struggle to slowly correct oneself to become a better person. Most don't even bother, and sink into a lifestyle of flawed debauchery.
The retail trading landscape is a textbook illustration of psychological bugs. People fall into common traps that work in other areas of life, like weighing the opinions of experts more heavily than peers, despite the fact that nobody can predict the future, and thus all speculation is potentially invalid. They seek comfort and guidance of an oracle, to provide safety and assurance in a scary doubtful world where really their money is always at risk.
Few have mastered the art of the YOLO, so they flock to people who confidently claim to hold the keys to success, as they foolishly follow phoney psychics and astrologists. The notion that you can inverse a wrong to make a right is another one of those natural thoughts that lazily feels correct, because it's true in some areas, but has no relevance in a field of random chaos.
This subreddit is where people give in to the temptations, unbuckling their belt to let their fat waist unfurl, scratching and belching amongst fellow fools, even when underneath they know they're espousing fallacy, all because after a stressful day of holding it in to try to work against one's nature to trade profitably, it's a huge release to let go and be stupid.
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Have a lovely day.
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Man my income was just raised. You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
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>You telling me it’s gonna be shit forever?
Were you by any chance born between 1981 and 1996?
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Born just in time to see real wages stagnate but also at the same time as dank memes
I call that a win ��
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Boomers made this situation so they can bang 18 year olds just tryna pay for college.
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Holy fuck now *that* is a galaxy brain take ����
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Please hire me at your thinktank for my creative idears
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As long as you have a masters degree and 10 years of experience in Microsoft Office 2020... we're looking for team players and offering an entry level position.
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A fake masters degree is like what, 3 or 4k max if i buy one online? I have been using windows since windows 98.
Looks like im fully qualified.
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You have 0 years of experience in Microsoft Office 2020.
The pay is $9 an hour.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like it’s back to Sprint for you
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More like cricket wireless
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More like no service
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More like a rotary phone
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More like a paper cup phone
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Fucking Morse code
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Fucking petroglyphs
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No communication costs if you’re dead
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Long $ROPE
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The rope costs money though
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You sure you want to show a gif of a sword swallower in a sub that is partly inhabited by faggots?
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What do you mean, "partly"?
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Wtf.... How retarded can you get? Like wtf that kid has got to be 6 years old and found his daddy's RH account
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More like 23 years old and found WSB
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Technically his investment is worth market price. So next time he goes out for a mortgage loan he could put his spinners up for collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my 80$ MU calls 12/21? I’m getting desperate
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Technically your investment is worth market price. So next time you go out for a loan, you can put your calls up as collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy hash? I’m getting desperate
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Technically your investment is worth market price. So next time you go out for a loan, you can put your calls up as collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my lawn clippings? I’m getting desperate
## Speaker_3: ##
Technically your investment is worth market price. So next time you go out for a loan, you can put your lawn clippings up as collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my student loan debt? The collection agency is getting desperate
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Technically your investment is worth market price. So next time you go out for a loan, you can put your student loan debt up as collateral. Btw anyone wanna buy my [meme]? The [meme] agency is getting desperate
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Why did this one get downvoted so much
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Low market price
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If you can't handle a 4.5% drop, or even a 40% drop, you probably shouldn't be trading stocks.
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You have to realize that most of the retards on here think holding "long" means anything over a day. So dropping 3 or 4% is the end of the world.
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I told my wife I took 90k to 280k and she was happy for me but worried. Then I told her when I took 280k to 80k and she was not happy for me, but hopeful that I learned my lesson. I told her I had no intention of touching that 80k.
Then I took that 80k down to 17k and did not go into details until I took it back to about 60k.
Now I'm back at 220k and she is worried I'll blow everything up again.
TLDR; I need more friends to talk to so my wife doesn't judge me.
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You ever hear those stories of women who leave husbands due to them having a gambling problem?
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I always thought it was because they suck as people and lose all of their money, not because they gamble.
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Right. Don't see anyone leaving Kerry Packer due to his gambling issues. Chicks dig winners
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I read this last night and shook my head. That 1.5% savings account is their bread and butter.
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1.5% Savings Account is my butter, $NVDA is my Bread.
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Going to sell my aapl shares and buy TSLA.
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It's not too late to not do that
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What happened with Take Two? Was there some announcement I missed? Just the WSB effect?
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There's this thing that happens with me where 24-48 hours after I buy an option it skyrockets in value. And then the next 3 options I buy will go to 0 within a week and I'll give up and yolo and hit a winner again.
I'll let you know next time it happens.
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Can someone give me an honest explanation of why this sub went from praising Trump to hating him overnight?
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Because a lot of boys lost their YOLOs and went back to leaving in a basement or in crawl space due to that one autistic's tweets.
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Yep, it was all due to tweets.
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That's not how you spell tariffs
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You only lose money if you sell!
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Said Shaq
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What's the Venezuela thing? Are you holding Bolivars? lmao
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It’s in USD dipshit
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how can you be so angry w returns like that
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You didn't get your Nokia Amex in the mail after you bought shares? It's for business travel and such since you're now a part owner
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ide need to ask my mom if anything came in my name
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kms
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Think it will keep taking a shit?
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Never mind I was thinking a different ticker. ����
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F puts.
When was the last time someone you know bought a new car, let alone a ford?
Earnings is gonna be shit. I just picked up some FD's for this Friday. $8 strike. They're on sale. Just a little insight for all you fags out there.
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Don't they make the most popular truck line?
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What's that weird symbol next to the numbers? It's on my keyboard with the '=' symbol
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I think it's just an Easter Egg in the Robinhood app. I'll let you know if I ever figure out how to get it to pop up.
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AyyMD to the MOON
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The ONE time I decide to short AMD this shit happens.
My puts are down 97% jesus fucking christ
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what’s the expiration date and strike price? If it’s like $10 you should be fine if the date is months out imo
if these are FDs then i hope your asshole is stitched up to normal soon
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$10 4/27
It was a straight up earnings play. I regret nothing.
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You should, it was straight up retarded.
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LITE THE BEACON
@NOVACPA
@NOVACPA
@NOVACPA
@NOVACPA
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Apparently they modded me as tribute.
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All i can think of is the dude who borrowed $200k+ to buy Tesla shares waiting for the $420 buyout
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If he's not a weakhanded chode, he going to make a fuck ton of $$$ after 3Q earnings.
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One would think you would be tired of being so wrong while being so sure
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Except they’re right
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Dude bought in near the top. The stock is going back below $300 after this, and we have no idea what sort of lawsuits or SEC filings are going to come out of this. Dude is going to be fucked regardless.
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If your posting screenshots its time to sell!
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I sold. I know this rule well.
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Unsure if subtle troll..
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Checking post history just confused me if it was even more. Demon worshiping sugar baby, would love for her to stick around.
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Yes I work with spirits. It's actually very common.
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Do as you please, but definitely update us on your positions. May I recommend going all in on snapchat?
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Snapchat is going to be bankrupt it looks like. I like stocks that are stable or are going up. No thanks.
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It's just on sale, think of the potential return. Amazon was once under $5.
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Is Snapchat the next Amazon?
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CNN?
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#fakenews
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muh 6/15 TWTR calls are lookin juicy AF rn
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Strike?
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$90
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This JNUG rocket is gonna take off on Monday
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Why do you say that?
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inverse WSB... buy JDST at EOD
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its up 100%+ since ER without any justification and u think calls
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Definitely. The justification is the hype and the low float and the high short interest.
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Beast! Why do I keep fucking with SPY in its consolidation formation when Facebook is bleeding out like the boar that ended King Robert.
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weird you started your comment with ‘beast!’ but i see you have upvotes?
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haha experienced veteran right here. Let's connect again at the next dip.
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Remind me too plz.
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Any Texans here have some anecdotal evidence on who they think will win between Beto and Cruz? I feel like Cruz will win but it’ll be close
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If Beto wins he is on the short list for vp in 2020 for the dems
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Down vote anything that gets more than 800 upvotes. Keep it off /r/all so we don't get more normies.
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Too late! I'm here now.
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I ended up catching it on Netflix.
I knew Herbalife was "bad" but not exactly why.
Ackman and Ichan are fighting, forget the moral issue at hand, this is two people going at it. They hate each other, again, I don't know the reasons why. They are trying their damn hardest to get their own way and they've chosen Herbalife as their battleground.
Don't look for morality on wall street.
I'm going to open a straddle on this shit just to see what happens.
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So what does Ackman win if HLF loses or whatever? Bill always said in the documentary that he hated Herbalife for being a pyramid scheme, but morals and his hate for Ichan can't be the only reason he has spent so much betting against HLF, can it?
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He has a massive short position.
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Worlds longest downhill?
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Must’ve been on I-70 on the way back.
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I've been as far west as KC and as far east as Indy, although mostly in IL and 70 is flat as fuck. Maybe around the Ozarks but even then it's not that bad. Mostly cut into the hills instead following natural slope.
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Sooooo, you don’t know what the Rockies are?
I’m talking about the Rocky Mountains I-70
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I only ride planes over that. I don't give a fuck about the roads in that shithole part of the country.
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All the states you mention are shit holes too lol
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Lmao he says he doesn't drive through shit holes but mentions Missouri and Indiana
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Good god, if there are two companies I'd love to invest in, they're Whataburger and Chick-fil-A.
Throw Raising Cane's in there too.
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Wtf is Whataburger? Is it like In-N-Out for non Californians
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Boy I tell ya hwhat, you git yerself down to the lone star state 'n' find you a Whataburger 'n' an ice cold Shiner. Darn near ill-eagle ta cross into the Republic widdout either!
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...wat
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Boy I tell ya hwhat, you git yerself down to the lone star state 'n' find you a Whataburger 'n' an ice cold Shiner. Darn near ill-eagle ta cross into the Republic widdout either!
Gosh darnnit youngin we git ta spell it out fer yah
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If the stock is at 40 and your put is for 41 that's not a big bet on it dropping is it?
I'm a noob at options but I thought a put was a play on the stock dropping. So if the strike price is higher than the market price how does that work?
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You can exercise puts any time the underlying is beneath the strike price (In The Money). My 41 strike is saying I think the stock will stay below 41 and/or it will be under 41 by expiration. The further the stock falls from 41, the more I profit. There's more variables, but that's the gist of it.
The other guy is right about near out of the money puts rising when the underlying tanks.
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## Speaker_0: ##
so this means AMD is seriously undervalued right now right?
## Walls1337bot: ##
time to sell!
## Speaker_1: ##
Why sell when they are undervalued? Please explain
## Walls1337bot: ##
autist alert
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## Speaker_0: ##
These people talk about shareholders like you need to be a millionaire to even qualify for gains.
I thought Robinhood’s growing popularity among millennials would teach these people anyone could be a shareholder and anyone can make wealth from investing.
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## Speaker_2: ##
Fucking Patriarchy!
Engineers, lawyers and tradesmen make six figures meanwhile I work my ass off to achieve a masters in Lesbian Interpretive Dance and am stuck earning minimum wage as a barista.
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!!!
## Speaker_1: ##
shit like that isn't even ironically said. I've read shit about how it's just as difficult to become an art/education/history major as it is to become a stem major and that stem majors don't deserve the praise they get for "chasing $$$".
Let that sink in for a second. People are taking out loans, to get a degree, that they know doesn't pay well, because they don't want a degree just for a job. And are then offended when told they didn't work as hard as the aerospace engineer raking in 6 figures.
## Speaker_3: ##
3 of my friends have bachelors degrees. None of them work in a field that their degree was meant for. It baffles me how someone can spend years and a ton of money to get a degree that they don’t use.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Im not defending your friends but people getting degrees and working shitty jobs is not uncommon at all in the US
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## Speaker_0: ##
If it makes u feel better I only paid like 0,9% tax on my gains last year.
## Speaker_1: ##
Mixed feelings about this one. The feels.
## Walls1337bot: ##
on one hand, you could be paying less in taxes, on the other hand, you are not homeless.
sounds like a toss up.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Well you're already down 88%. Do you really need that $45? Because it might be worth $90 tomorrow... Don't let it expire but tomorrow's looking red so you might be able to eek a few more dollars out of it. If you need the money take it but if you're just fucking around with excess cash let it ride. But you truly need to start figuring out why you're making all the wrong choices because you're throwing money away hand over fist.
## Speaker_0: ##
How did u know it was down 88% just by looking at the screenshot?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Math my dude. I just checked how much one contract was worth ($9), multiplied it by 5 since you own 5 contracts ($45), added 330 because that's how much you've lost ($375), then divided 330 by 375 to get .88, or 88%.
Take the next 90 days to read the absolute shit out of investopedia.com to understand the market better. Your wallet will thank you when you stop buying stock in shit companies and stop buying puts on an established company that just hit a 52 week low.
And sell your movie pass shares tomorrow. Unless an angel investor comes along they're brankrupt before the summer is over.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're shorting oil after two ICBM tests by axis-of-evil nations?
That's a bold strategy Cotton.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm seeing 53.12 as of 9:30am, that's a gain of roughly 12k if my paper and pencil math is correct
## Walls1337bot: ##
Cashed out at 53.07.
## Speaker_1: ##
dipped to 52.96 as of 10:35am. GG
## Walls1337bot: ##
Negligible. Discovered that during intra-day hours, I can get more than 100 contracts of oil for the same price.
Interesting find - check it out.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Prudential calls
GameStop puts
Dave n busters puts
Kroger calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why KR calls? I want to buy puts and i work for them.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now we’ll have Homeland, FBI, CIA watching our page rather then just the SEC. good work!
## Walls1337bot: ##
"They...they just *keep* losing money, sir. Why do they do this?!"
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the heck did he buy at $3.10? It hasn't been that low since Monday morning. Unless.... he already had them...
## Speaker_1: ##
I think he brought them on Monday immediately after their convo.
## Speaker_2: ##
"Yo, hit you later. Gotta visit the bathroom."
*takes out his phone while walking away...*
"Siri, open Robinhood!"
## Speaker_3: ##
Probably "Cortana, open Robinhood" for someone this retarded.
## Speaker_4: ##
In my experience Apple users are normally more braindead than Microsoft users.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you have read Cortana's EULA and still use Cortana, you are eligible for retard-benefits.
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## Speaker_0: ##
When asked for a source, she says
>It’s from a couple of posts on Facebook from the kids themselves, with corroborating comments.
After asking to link, she says
>Nope. It scrolled off my timeline 12 hours ago and I’m not going scouring for it.
Fucking pathetic, cancer of the internet right there
## Walls1337bot: ##
Twitter is going to continue to have 0 credibility as long as assholes like her keep fabricating stories for attention
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## Speaker_0: ##
I didn't watch the whole video, but I still don't see a single fucking screenshot of his actual losses.
I mean, it would be easy for him to FAKE a fucking screenshot and he doesn't even bother doing that. I think he's full of shit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
For someone who supposedly made A FUCK TON off his DWTI short earlier this year 10 and 20k loss puts him no where near being broke. Even if he didn't make that money from DWTI I've seen his stock portfolio from when he first started streaming all that time ago, no way all of that magically turned to 0. Its so fake.
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## Speaker_0: ##
EPS: $5.07 vs. $2.50, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
Revenue: $52.9 billion vs. $53.41 billion, as estimated, according to Thomson Reuters
AWS revenue: $6 billion vs. $4.1 billion last year, according to FactSet
Amazon needs roughly a 16 percent jump in stock price to become the world's first $1 trillion company
Holy shit
## Speaker_1: ##
guidance?????????????????????????????????
## Speaker_2: ##
It's amazon m8, fucking stratosphere guidance - as is tradition
## Speaker_3: ##
AMZN guidance: "lol u guys see zuck yesterday? put ur tendies here m8s"
## Walls1337bot: ##
“Put your faith in BezoBux and you will never be ZUCKED”
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm in. I will bring little to no value for the company except expertise in sarcasm and faggotry minus the dick sucking.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only in the butthole for this guy. Got it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Anyone got a tl;dw.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your retirement account doesn’t mean shit.
Million by 68 years old will be worth 10 dollars which is enough to buy an OTM option
Buy SPY puts
Long $ROPE
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now pull an 1R0NYMAN and somehow withdraw at a profit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is 1RONYMAN v2.0.
Next RH isn't going to allow orders to be set until deposits are secured.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude probably had a coffee filter full of meth in his ass when he wrote that.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hell yeah brother
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## Speaker_0: ##
My brother took his life a year and a half ago and I haven't been able to get a night of sleep since. Don't kill yourself man, it's only money and if you think losing money sucks just imagine how losing a loved one will affect the people that are close to you in life.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is tough. I had a close friend at work who I collabbed on almost every project with that killed himself a few years back. There is just no way to reconcile or come to terms, only to hope that time will heal.
I totally didn't see it coming, but looking back it makes sense and I spent a lot of time hating myself for not catching it.
OP don't let your eulogy be "ended it all over $50k". You're worth a lot more than $50k to people in your life.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That'll work until it stops working
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just like my bowel movement. Keep pushing til it's nothing but gas.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh man this is going to be entertaining af
## Speaker_0: ##
what is insane is they definitely did some research but literally the smallest amount possible
## Walls1337bot: ##
Modest long awaited RH gains from investing in sub $30 stocks will be forever wiped out by RH options. I'm preparing myself for the "how do I get a refund" and "I didn't realize this was blackjack!" threads
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nicely done. Markets are all green all of a sudden though.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah I sold out. Those are filled orders! Going to get back in with that 5k left because I think the Iran oil coming online tomorrow morning will create turmoil in the price of oil.
## Speaker_1: ##
Iran is coming on Monday
## Walls1337bot: ##
Pls Iran don't disapoint
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## Speaker_0: ##
Robinhood is literally the gift that keeps on giving. If we weren't inundated with poorfags asking how they should drop their first $85 after options approval, I'd be tempted to say it's the best thing that ever happened to this sub.
## Speaker_1: ##
Love when some of them refer to options as "derivatives" too.
## Speaker_2: ##
I mean they are a derivative, but nobody calls them that unless they are trying to brag to their friends who don’t know anything
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah its useful as fuck if youre talking to oldfags and trying to sound responsible
"yes Mr. and Mrs. Cunninghampton, I primarily stick to managing my diversified index fund portfolio for steady growth, but lately i have been incorporating various derivative-based strategies to more precisely target speculative opportunities"
translation:
"i bought 5 shares of SPY and put the rest in MU monthlies bitch"
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not hotdog. Not hotdog. HOTDOG!
## Speaker_1: ##
Damn it Jian yang
## Walls1337bot: ##
Mother FUCK
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is all fun and games until April 2019 when you have a monthly payment on top of ~$8k in taxes that you didn't plan on. Best of luck OP.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If OP doesn’t immediately pay off the loan and put away the 8k taxes he deserves to lose everything
## Speaker_1: ##
Just curious, where are you getting 8k in taxes from?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You gotta pay taxes on your winnings bruh roughly 30% I forgot how much specifically
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah I know, I just didn't know the tax rate off the top of my head
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah I know it’s at least 1/3. Plus it’s short term investment so it’s taxed even more then a long term
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude the company you invested in is Kering and had an earning report today. Did you actually bet on the earning report for your first option? Damn son!
## Walls1337bot: ##
I just saw a chart that goes up. Bought a call. And sold quickly
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## Speaker_0: ##
What’s DD mean in this sub
## Speaker_1: ##
Due Diligence, grasshopper
## Walls1337bot: ##
This guy’s lying. It stands for “Double Down”. This is in reference to FB/TWTR calls you may have made, and feel like backing out on.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
What do I have to do to prove you like penis?
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## Speaker_0: ##
200% gain by end of June ADMP look into it or just add it to a watch list and cry as your yacht departs from the harbor.
## Speaker_1: ##
Currently at a 2 year high. Why would I fuck with that
## Speaker_0: ##
... Because it's about to go higher :) do some DD you'll find out why.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How about you do some DD so I don't have to?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think the market goes down no matter who wins. We have 2 candidates who nobody really likes, so we're fucked regardless. Plus interest rates should rise at least a tiny bit by 2017.
Markets have been riding all time highs for a little bit. I'm bearish until 2017, then we'll see what transpires.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not to mention Hillary's rhetoric on the drug companies, if she is elected I sense that those companies are fucked. Hell, she just has to say one thing about their pricing and they get fucked. Doesn't even matter if she acts on it...
## Speaker_2: ##
I doubt she does anything to them, the pharmaceutical industry comprises some of her largest donors. Pay to play
## Walls1337bot: ##
On the contrary what will she do for them? Make for damn sure marijuana isn't legalized. More opioids please
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nooo Gary! Why did you resign? :(
## Speaker_1: ##
>
It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns. Trump won’t read anything – not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored. And his staff is no better. Kushner is an entitled baby who knows nothing. Bannon is an arrogant prick who thinks he’s smarter than he is. Trump is less a person than a collection of terrible traits. No one will survive the first year but his family. I hate the work, but feel I need to stay because I’m the only person there with a clue what he’s doing. The reason so few jobs have been filled is that they only accept people who pass ridiculous purity tests, even for midlevel policy-making jobs where the people will never see the light of day.”
## Speaker_2: ##
Wow, these seem very accurate actually. Is this quote from somewhere or did you create this sir? I am very worried that this orange clown will lead us to a dramatic economic downturn.
## Speaker_3: ##
Fire and Fury, email attributed to Cohn.
## Speaker_4: ##
So probably just made up nonsense, the whole book is non-credible trash.
Edit: muh propaganda
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is what I hate most about Trump's new "fake news" culture. Now anything that you disagree with just becomes fake news. This will be Trump's legacy and it's scary.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You’re the target audience for a category of security known as “meme stocks”.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'll use $ROPE to $SNAP my neck
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watched my portfolio fall 90% from VMW.
Went to buy bleach and rope.
Credit card got declined.
## Speaker_1: ##
you put 100% of your portfolio on an earnings play? fuck is wrong with u
edit: dumber than I thought
## Walls1337bot: ##
The fuck even happened here that so many people played VMW on WSB and got destroyed? Hadn't even heard of it.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
If tomorrow isn't green, the terrorists won. We can't let it happen.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait I’m confused. Does that mean he just gets $300,000 from his insurance company?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yup
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## Speaker_0: ##
Good DD neckbeard. You're wrong but I bet you feel good about your long shitpost.
## Speaker_1: ##
Really fucking good. Really enjoying all the bag holding 20 year olds getting butt hurt.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Gonna hold my bag on your face. My ball bag that is.
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## Speaker_1: ##
robinhood lets people who have no idea what they're doing do things. whether thats good or bad idk but i think its great.
## Speaker_2: ##
Every broker does this. Also I'm about 90% sure that none of the "Professional Financial Advisors" actually know what they are doing, other than making sure they personally collect on commissions.
## Speaker_3: ##
If I’ve learned anything from this sub it’s that no one has any fucking clue what they’re doing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I've never invested in anything so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing which is being too intimidated by words and numbers to even try.
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## Speaker_0: ##
All these professionals around here... I work in a fucking grocery store. lol
## Speaker_1: ##
I went from publix to being an analyst at an investment bank managing 500mm. You can do it my friend.
## Walls1337bot: ##
How? Nice work
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## Speaker_0: ##
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you are holding puts and didn't sell at the bottom then we are the same fucking person.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm holding calls and didn't sell at the top. We're mirror images.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I hate us
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do some people not understand the gravity of their fucking actions. $3000 and hes going to spend 20 years in fucking jail. He's just 24 years old, he ruined his fucking life for no reason.
Its honestly sad as shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Honestly the 20 years in prison seems a little bit harsh. There's people that drive drunk and kill someone, or convicted actual pedophiles, that serve less time.
- "wut you in here for, fam?"
- "I made a fake company and tried to buy FitBit to make $3,000."
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's a federal crime, so he's actually spending 20 years if he gets it. Basically nobody serves that unless it's capital murder/5 felonies committed at once.
## Speaker_2: ##
Wait, your statement is confusing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
When I say nobody serves that, I mean for non-federal.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got $5000 in QQQ/SPY puts expiring Friday, match me faggots
## Walls1337bot: ##
$20k in calls, but for Jan ‘19. Not bold enough to trade this week’s.
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## Speaker_0: ##
He’s been above the law for a hot minute now homie
## Speaker_1: ##
broke bois getting arrested by SEC for pumping stock by just following a company on Instagram meanwhile donnie over here twerking for the bulls. It be tough.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Very tuff
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll explain in a few words: I'd risk everything I have and then some for the chance to live life as it's meant to be lived.
## Speaker_1: ##
So this sub is for poor people?
## Speaker_0: ##
Poor is understating it.
More like bankrupt
## Walls1337bot: ##
When you declare bankruptcy you end with with around $0 dollars.
Those people have more wealth than us.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hope he just bombs the fuck out of north korea getting sick of kims shit
## Walls1337bot: ##
So innocent civilians would just die? Pls.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah, fuck those guys. Type of stable life motherfuckers who describe a good night out as eating at an over price mid/high end chain retaraunt, then describe in excruciating detail everything the server did wrong.
The type of motherfuckers who go on vacation to totally bitchin places, where they could have real fun, and shop at the tourist trap souvenir stores all day.
The type of motherfuckers who probably work as middle management in an office job they hate, but show up to work everyday pretending they are happy.
Type of motherfuckers who barely have a handle on college algebra, put thier life savings into an index fund, and make snide remarks about anyone who has hopes of making more than 5% anually.
Types of motherfuckers who will probably retire on time, and subtly one up each other with thier boring ass stories, in thier 50+ retirement golf community.
Fuck those guys.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah but they get to have sex with their moms, so...
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't kill yourself.
Happy holidays.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I didn't come here to feel.
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