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Do you know why tech is dropping? Of course you don't because then you wouldn't suggest buying it.
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noob here whats the reason on not buying tech?
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The President-Elect.
Read his policies, particularly regarding immigration and energy, and ... |
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We banned the faggot, you degenerates voted him back. Don't you blame that shit on us... you got exactly what you asked for. Once this leg of the FS Comeau meltdown adventure is at an end we can go back to the usual low quality we're used to.
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Bingo. Plu... |
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at what percent does the entire economy collapse?
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AT 8 PERCENT??
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE ALREADY AT 4 PERCENT??? AND AT 8, IT'S ARMAGEDDON????
HOW COME NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
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Want me to really blow your mind? I’ve seen bonds wh... |
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So this isn't just a typical Red Thursday, right? If the market is likely going to bounce back up tomorrow or Monday, then this is the ultimate yolo opportunity, isn't it?
We should just wait until 2:30pm and then go huge and buy a shit ton of calls, right?
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So everyone's focused on what happens if we're positive, and tentively things do look good. Just say that trump decides to torpedo it or china gives us the finger. What then? What's it look like? How far down could we go?
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It's gonna go far. We had a min... |
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Clean 1Q beat on revenue and gross margin *and* guided 2Q above street on revenue and gross margin.
Gonna be eating some premium tendies this week.
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Publix tendies are the best tendies
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Are they really? Moved to Florida recently and Publix ... |
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Go to sleep fags some of you are capable of being fathers and still gambling.
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It costs around $250,000 to raise a child from birth to 18 years old...do you know how many Amazon FDs that you can buy with that?!?
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6?
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So you’re saying there’s a chance?
[http://imgur.com/Dt3yPtE](http://imgur.com/Dt3yPtE)
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You bought $70 calls?
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wtf thats retarded
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No. I bought a ticket to the millionaires ball
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To be clear, this person arranged a position worth a million dollar premium on calls, and all of it is due if it doesn't finish in the money? *Accidentally?*
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He didn't know that an option trades for 100 shares so he almost tried to buy 1000 of them thinking... |
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First of all, I wanted to give myself a pat on the back for reading that ENTIRE post.
Secondly
>I am 99.9% certain AAPL is going to plummet post-earnings, but as there always is no way for me to know for sure.
Thirdly
If all else fails (which it probably will) , I th... |
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I started inversing my own decisions on tuesday, nothing but profit since then. You might want to try it too
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George Costanza TA
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The girl in the video definitely looks mixed....
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100%
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Honestly I'm buying calls. We gon bounce next week
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They said that last week too lmao
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can't bounce without a bottom lmao
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All hail King of The Trolls. Posts an AMA, responds to zero questions.
Well done.
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That shit is actually pretty hilarious.
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user reports:
1: theycallme1 paid shrekli to do this
The longer Shkreli trolls us, the more I believe t... |
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"My juicer company which is obsolete and doesn't have the same market cap as aapl!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
~ average Silicon Valley Nasdaq cheerleader
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lol can you imagine if an oil company was losing money every year
"Don't worry guys we're pumping out 100,0... |
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"It's time to stop Greece's fiscal waterboarding by an incompetent, misanthropic troika."
I have no idea how to play this, but damn that's a fantastic quote.
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Writing angry zingers is probably all he's been doing ever since Tsipras fired him
I'm imagini... |
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Looking forward to the $4.2K to $0 post.
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But first let him go to $600k like our very own yung AnalFarmer, then back to 0
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If I ever got to $600k (which will never happen) I’d gild you all and never fucking come back
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I'm fucking done with oil. There is absolutely no reason why the shit should be going up.
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Here's a list of reasons:
weaker dollar
bottoming out of rates--German 10 reversing
inflation on--US 30 bond loaded up with commercial short inventory
risk on
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Can we go back to the days where the market picks a direction and sticks with it for a day?
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What the fuck does this look like? It's been obvious as fuck red direction today.
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If it makes you feel any better his bloodline hasn't exactly lived long rich lives:
* Joseph Patrick "Joe" Kennedy Jr., dead age 29
* John F. Kennedy, dead age 46
* Rose Marie "Rosemary" Kennedy, lobotomized age 23
* Kathleen Agnes "Kick" Kennedy, dead age 28
* Robert Franc... |
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wouldnt gun stocks go down...? Help me if I am not understanding the logic here.
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More talk of gun control = more paranoid right wingers buying firearms = better earnings.
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I know 3 family members who decided they need an ar-15 now. Seem... |
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No options? Get out of here with your half mill!
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Could the volume on robinhood even support half a mil in options volume for contracts with the same expiry and strike price?
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Loan me half a mil I'll give it a shot.
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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cant argue with that dd
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Anything to help a brother out
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What if I can only afford 2
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I know you're making a joke but it's less than $700 if you were to buy 1 share of each. I don't know what a cap weighted portfolio would be with 1 share of the lowest one but probably quite a bit more.
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I want ma... |
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"time to sue CS?"
LOL good luck fuck stick
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Especially when the instrument did what it was designed to do and specified in writing
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Excellent whitepaper, 10/10.
From now on, I buy things that have no whitepaper.
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The onl... |
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Long $MU
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Pray for MU
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Most of you thought the same before Monday.
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I think most of us knew the bastard was growing too fast
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Literally blow me, I buy puts on one fucking company during this whole shitshow and it turns out to be SNAP and they bang me in the ass. I'm just handing out free tendies at this point
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Not trying to throw salt in your wound, but start looking into more c... |
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I am getting tired of the first person to respond with "RAD" getting the most upvotes in a post about lean hog futures
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I wish comments and posts would get presented to me sorted more based on how _I_ have voted in the past, and less based on how the rest... |
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Does anyone really read those?
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I don't read the good buy/bad buy ones but sometimes I'll read the ones that contain actual news
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Sadly, I've been a financial journalist. It was years ago, but the shame never washes off.
I can tell you that there is no accountability and no one cares. Really, not a single person. As long as you publish and publish and publish. The more clickbaity the headilne, the... |
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where's the third pic? where she traded up
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damn
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He's not wrong. This was on Reddit a long time ago. She traded up lol.
Proof?
https://i.redd.it/653059w6ej5y.png
From her blog they broke up. And I guess she found her Chad. Both pics fr... |
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It shouldn’t even be a question at this point but yes it’s real.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055882299756109824
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Who’s gonna make the bot that fact checks Elon’s tweets?
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Be the change you seek
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What are you invested in that MU’s PE, PEG, and price to FCF doesn’t cause you to pass out from blood loss due to an immediate oversized erection while reading their 10Q?
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PE is great when compared to Intel. Who else does MU compete with?
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S... |
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Hey it's ok u young and u can always suck some gay cock for cash
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Wait.. you are supposed to get cash for it when you are young? I've been doing this
wrong
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It's not an apprenticeship
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Good companies? China? Okay. I didn’t realize shit financials and red hand = good
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$YRD $IQ
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A Chinese IPO in 2018 is the last fucking thing that qualifies as a "good company"
This fake ass shit reported hardly any believeble numbers i... |
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Xbone
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Same, I dont trust the japs
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Tldr?
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Tesla will go up or down
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> “The Fund will not invest in any companies that are focused on serving the non-medical marijuana market in the United States, Canada or any other country unless and until such time as the production and sale of non-medical marijuana becomes legal in the United States, C... |
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MU 7/20 65c? Now there's a meme I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time.
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it is all about the $90 7/20 now
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Only if you get exactly 502
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Bulls are showing up on the V chart.. something tells me were back on Monday.
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where on the chart that shows a two week low do you see bulls mate?
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You trust the government and private banks more than them?
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The Federal reserve is a private bank. The most secret one of them all. I don't trust them. Like at all. I'm honestly super fucking worried about the policies they are pushing out.
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Buy the effing dip, faggots! I usually just lurk - did I do that right?
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Go back to lurking.
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Wowza. If you actually hold these through earnings. May Bezos be with you. I look forward to this update.
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Does anyone actually expect TSLA to go up in price after earnings?
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Yes. Tesla is not a logical stock at all. Hell, no stocks lately... |
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Net neutrality repeal went through from the FCC
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Yet again, our elected officials do what ever comes in to their idiot heads instead of doing what the people tell them to. YAY!
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Which is literally what we elect them to do. Welcome to repr... |
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"I wanna do my own trades without your recommendations. What is your recommendation?"
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Is op retarded or just us?
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Yes
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Terminate the account
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Gay
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I'D END THE CHINA WW3 AND FUCK HIS WIFE
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Better but I think u mean to say his daughter lmao
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nope, mely me up
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No trump genes is a plus.
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If this sub is gonna be this dead after these past few dips it’s gonna be a ghost town if a recession happens :(
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Dunno about others but I'm definitely exhausted after the past couple weeks. Staying the fuck out and browsing the KFC menu with past gains u... |
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I will fucking mod you if true
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Most likely. The US economy is already in so much debt that it's insane.
Many people believe that he will accelerate the process so that it crashes on his watch. The ultimate goal of which is to get rid of the federal reserve... |
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>thinking the law applies to rich people
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Piggybacking top comment. Could shareholders sue him in a class action lawsuit since it's clear the government doesn't give a fuck?
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Yeah just send the deposition team to his yacht.
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I had loaded up on puts the day after the merger was announced thinking it would drop like a rock....well it did, but apparently after my puts expired
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lol
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'faggot's delight' isn't a word you autistic pile of shit.
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1.45k is more characters than just saying 1450. There is no reason to say 1.45k.
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but it looks cooler
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Nah, I would expect the big name sites to buy up a shit ton of dark fiber and then full on compete against the telecom companies. The tech companies are fully committed to getting as many people online for as cheaply as possible because they need the users to view the ads. ... |
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Pre:
Check futures and foreign markets from overnight.
Check upcoming economic calendar and earnings calendar.
Coffee, gym, coffee.
Make lunch.
Watch open, make moves.
Post:
Look back at any mistakes and analyze.
Check news, economic calendar, futures. See ... |
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There is one wrinkle on your time line.
His name is Jack Ma
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Yo, amazon's not gonna let Baba go and take over the US or Europe. Those drones can both deliver... And destroy
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Hell if you do it I'll do it. If i get -2 upvotes I'll keep my 8 shares in after earnings.
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Faggot
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I think tonight futures actually matter
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You been bag holding puts?
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Shit is rigged
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Definetly this. What's the plan tho, just keep holding?
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well I'm looking into buying a forklift because this bag is fucking heavier by the day. Lisa why u do dis
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������ Went balls deep in MU 60Cs today ������
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Played the day trade today you see there in MU, will do again tomorrow if it dips again.
I believe it was a $60 call? could have been $59, cant remember. Closed out and realized, waiting for tomorrow to do aga... |
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So when's he posting the 15 minute long video of his portfolio?
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After his standup comedy routine comes out
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Whenever I get depressed thinking about how his stand up comedy routine is never going to come out, I think about the Battle of ... |
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Joe Lewis, 80, was born above a pub in Bow, London, and left school aged 15 to help his family build up a catering firm, which they sold in 1979.
He used the money to become a currency trader, which was how he earned his current extraordinary wealth of around £4billion. ... |
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I'm listening to Greenspan telling us how we're all fucked right now because of libs and entitlements.
I love this guy
The only two years we weren't in national debt were when Andrew Jackson was in office
L M A O
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That asswhole got us here.
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Yeah but eggs went from like 70 cents a dozen to 1.30 in lik a week that one time so idk man
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Where the fuck hick town u live? Ive been paying at least $4 a dozen for over a decade
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Are you seriously unaware of how we do it here in WSB?
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I think WSB is receiving an influx of noobs...I discovered this sub on Brexit day and you morons convinced me to yolo $50 into MSTX
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The only time $50 and Yolo should be used in a se... |
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Lol I got shit on this morning for suggesting it will close down today. Yet here we are, slowly gap filling downwards.
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You do realize Citron just put out a hit article and you aren't some genius, right?
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Yes, but things are starting to feel remarkably like 2007.
Nearly everyone I know is beginning to say and do the things they did leading up to the last crisis. Multiple equity lines of credit, rushing into financial decisions on a whim because "I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT" an... |
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Currently watching the big short because I saw everybody recommended it on here.
I’m all in.
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That’s weird, I literally just got done watching that about an hour ago. Great movie
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Yo me too what the fuck
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The whole trade conflict was faked. Change my mind.
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What do you mean by “faked”? As in, the Chinese are in on it?
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Are we talking $ or £?
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Does it make a big difference lol
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It actually does. One is real money and the other is monopoly money that you pay Mary Poppins with.
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They are both fiat currencies. Therefore both fake scraps o... |
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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If the... |
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Congrats! You just became a PDT! Now either deposit enough to make your balance $25k, or enjoy sitting in time out.
If it's your first time violating PDT, you can get a ONE TIME release. Call your broker. While you're at it, get TIO.
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TIO? Pls expla... |
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faggot.
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Not enough respect to capitalize it and just enough to add punctuation.
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nah the full stop was for emphasis
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Full stop, like the OP’s life... it should just stop.
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If he dies you will be consid... |
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Nice meme but it's confusing as to who's saying what.
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I think the 3rd panel is the only really confusing one, as it doesn't point at monk. unfortunately they don't provide that angle in the show and I was too lazy to paste the captions onto an angle of h... |
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GE has an immunity to this blood bath lol... im crying.
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GE, Ford, Gun stocks.
Yep the world is ending.
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YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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How much you worth right now in MU buddy?
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low $2M, up about $620k today @ $60.38
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Very nice, I'm sitting here happy with my 10k. But I think you made more on MU than this entire sub com... |
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are you guys retarded or do you think snapchat and facebook are rivals? unless facebook has an easy way for me to send dick pics and allows me to snort coke from a girls ass without my dentist Emily seeing that shit i am sticking to snapchat
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What is funnies... |
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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He cant go to jail. Not... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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He moved some money around to lock it up in different businesses then personally declared bankruptcy so a woman who was suing him basically got nothing
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A bankruptcy judge and the judge doling out child sup... |
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Never bet against elon
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The irrationality of his stock knows no bounds
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it was priced for a large beat and only slightly beat
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Not priced. Look at how much higher swhc has rode and how little rgr has
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I disagree. While SWHC has reached ATH and RGR has not, SWHC is becoming a little more diversified, looking a... |
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Can someone explain this to me? I am not an investor I just enjoy watching all you fucks on WSB. What exactly is happening here this OP seems a little bit on the insane side of retarded.
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He is betting a boatload of money on a 3x leverage that oil price w... |
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WHY THE FUCK DID JDST JUST BOTTOM OUT?!!
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Welcome to Robinhoods world boys. Where the points don't count and the winner doesn't matter
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Why the hell would you buy Sears. You realize that’s what it is right? Fucking SEARS!
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It's a solid company, probably undervalued.
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Did no one ever tell you that you should never go full retard...
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How do you lose money this week? Stop the puts, we won the fucking trade war.
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S&P 500 is down and NASDAQ is barely even this week so far. Hope it ends strong but this hasn't been a positive week so far.
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The mods would let my post get posted
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Your post was fucking retarded.
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You fucking tease now I wanna see his post
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Check his profile, it's pretty fucking retarded also kinda funny though but not enough to pass imo
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Is it Italy? Or the ‘gina tariffs?
Either way, my account is dead. RIP $SPY
I WAS PROMISED TENDIES TODAY!
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And MU is still printing tendies today. You guys are actually retarded.
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anyone want to make a snapchat group chat for some investors? On snap?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You �� or something?
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## Speaker_0: ##
A stockbroker? More like a scam-artist considering he's pushing some binary option scam bullshit. https://www.stratxmarkets.com
This old quote might fit here:
*“If money is evil, then that building is hell. This is the most obnoxious group of money-hungry, low-IQ, high-en... |
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What time is the FED announcement?
## Speaker_1: ##
2
## Speaker_0: ##
2 what im a Eurofag
## Walls1337bot: ##
If you guys would stop trying to regulate google, you would be able to look this shit up like us good ole yanks
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Just amazing they get billions deep into it before calling for competent governance.
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at this point i wanna short softbank not wework lmaooo
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softbank is like 95% alibaba, 8% yahoo japan and sprint and like -3% everything else. I have a very... |
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Any decent broker has this already, but i just remembered most of you need this because you all use RH
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That's fair, and I do realize that there are probably quite a few tools out there that already do this (Bloomberg terminal being one of them and as you sa... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I made my first options trade on a Tesla FD last week. #blessed
## Speaker_0: ##
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Lmao, I only did one contract, ended up pulling about $400.
Edit: My positions were TSLA 327.50 put 8/17 and MU $46.00 put 8/24. [RH Screenshot here.](htt... |
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Backtested from 2010, 85% success rate. Its on a daily chart which makes the signal even more reliable. I was very optimistic about more new highs but now it will tank at least for awhile. Blue line means up, orange means down.
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Warren buffet ain't got sh... |
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Trump said no tax reform until health care bill is finished. Market has been banking on his promise to cut corp tax.
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So hypothetically, if the deal is progressing / get closed, we're gonna see a rally?
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Hard to say because the bill is te... |
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oh no fuck you I bought so many AAPL calls at close Friday and now someone else on WSB is posting that it was a good idea
I'm doooooomed
I'm right there with you on why they were a good idea though and they're a FD in the most literal sense, either we are making a shitload... |
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Whe the fuck do people still buy SNAP ? The company is a total failure, yeah it's a popular app but fuck me their business model is as retarded as their filters.
## Speaker_1: ##
Probably hoping for a buyout
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too late they said fuck u to zuck. he is goin... |
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