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snap can kiss my fucking hairy ass
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saudi's found a way to fuck thousands of americans at one time
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Well, this and 9/11
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Except when you find out bin Laden tried to overthrow the Saudi government and was exiled.
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MY SHIT POST RESPONSE (pure Stock plays).
AAPL - We will see low teens again this quarter, chance at 10 - 14% gains right now if you willing to hold for 90 days or less. I have dollar averaged down to $110 from $128 and waiting to get the fuck out when we see low teens. I ... |
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Dude pls fuck my sister so I get a nephew with your skill thnx
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send pic
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Trust fund fuccboi investments are guaranteed shorts.
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Like he knows how to run an actual company... he probably tossed in a million just to get a seat at the table and put his image on it.
He should have started a steroids company.
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What only 34 billion? No wonder the market doesn’t care, the market is worried about the 200+ ones. Fuck this is going to drag out isn’t it.
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China said they would immediately react if the US imposed tariff's. Trump said if China retaliates he will then u... |
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I mean yeah it’s a lot of money but it’s only 10%. You’ll be okay.
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Yeah it only took me several months to get 10% in this bullshit market
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I just went all in on ATVI for ER. Ready for them to beat, raise guidance, and drop 20%.
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Please god not again, how many goats do I have to sacrifice for ATVI to go up
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/u/World_Chaos is just taking advantage of the idiots who still believe our market is going to be fine... if only you hadn't sold until close yesterday you'd be at like 50k by now
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I know a real shame
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You won't be able to time everything pe... |
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Don't worry! It's almost November.
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Then it's gonna be elections'mess, right?
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But it won't be spooky October anymore. I'm hoping for a rally if Democrats are successful with a blue wave in order to deter this Trump nightmare a little.
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That sounds suspiciously like a prayer. BAN!
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How did you manage that
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I'd like to know as well, you can't play options on RH, how the fuck do you do this
edit: fuck I got it, it's a margin account, I forgot RH did this cause I'm a fucking plebeian, alright?
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don't know how margin work... |
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Where pic from?
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this is america, new video from childish gambino (donald glover)
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Pretty sure it's Marley & Me bro
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sorry my mistake, replied to the wrong thread
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You're forgiven.
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“Sorry my son did something on my phone”
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What's really sad is both Microsoft and Apple had to allocate many, many millions to a fund to those who complain. You could effectively commit millions in fraud and get away with it this way. Not that I encourage it... |
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You might actually be retarded if you think dems outnumber republicans in institutional investing
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Look at how much money and power the Jews have then come back to me. Not to mention that the dems have had ties with Russian and Muslims powers too.
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Fucks the matter with you.
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You gotta stay relaxed. Your dealing with numbers all day. Over the shoulder mustard shit
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I too have watched the movie 'The wolf of wall street'
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~~This guy fucks.~~
Correction: this guy doesn’t fucks.
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Sex lasts 58 seconds but tendies last 25 seconds until my FDs expire
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No, we are waiting until Powell speaks
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I believe there is an automod function with a list of penny stocks and the threads get shadowbannt
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You sipping on that Kool aid baby
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I mean the stock is recovering nicely. You want him to apologize for 50% yoy growth? The selloff was an over reaction to decreasing growth of new users. No fucking shit it’s gonna stop, world has limited amount of people or which like half use internet.
The better measureme... |
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How much are you buying, what strike prices and dates?
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Do the Jans. This way you have two more earnings. The Octs only give you 1
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umm wtf is happening to Micron?
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The stock price is going down.
I'm holding some MU stocks.
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Do us all a favor, sell now. I'll paypal you $10 if your sacrifice can get MU back to $54.50 by Friday.
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Most semis are down over 40%.... I mean. Fuck. Is there REALLY more room to fall?
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Confirmed. More room to fall.
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Does anybody actually exercise their contracts??
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Only when Im deep in the money so.....no
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Jokes aside how the fuck is he pulling off 3% saving and checking acc. Sounds too good to be true
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I know right. I mean savings is good at 3 percent but checking? Fuck the highest interest on checking I’ve seen is .38 or something
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Maybe h... |
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positions?
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I lost all my money on 4/20 (FDs on BLK, DE, and BOH) but I still like to give people financial advice
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I just bought some FDs on AMD at all-time high, match me bro.
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Amateur here. Wtf are FDs
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It's because it's Blacks History Month
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Funny since in the black means the opposite...
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My cock is ready
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There won't be kids. Put it away.
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If you had only started with $30k, you would have $300k now!
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2017 sounds like it's going to be fantastic. Happy cake day.
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DUDE! THEN WHEN YOU HAVE 300K YOU'LL MAKE 3 MILLION! Then 30 MILLION! THEN 300 MILLION by 2021! See you on your y... |
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Wow, you found accurate footage of what is literally happening.
What you don't see is the leveraged ETFs... The planes full of paratroopers getting shot down
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Leveraged ETFs are only down like 6%. Call options are down 90+%. Kill me now!
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9... |
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Fastly Guy worth \~$1,564,000
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I appreciate him holding the stock and helping with a squeeze
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Buffet: "We plan on opening a massive short position in Google"
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Are you just bullshitting? I don't think he'd say that.
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He might have said it
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I'm here. They def didn't say that lol
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He just said it ag... |
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So is this a Roth IRA or a traditional ira?
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What’s an IRA?
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Individual REEEEE Account. It allows you to buy FDs without concern for tax implications. For instance, if you put 5500 into a traditional IRA, you generally get a tax brea... |
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I feel you.
Lost $8k in 2 weeks. Didn't lock in my tendies couple weeks ago.
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The problem with locking in, is when I do I wanna go put it in the same stock :/
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cashed in
https://gyazo.com/917c940a159101f0528048b4d7d3f96b
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I can do this but with red numbers
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Maybe if you try to lose money, you'll win.
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wow how have i never thought of this before... just threw my wallet off my bal... |
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What the FUCK is that font you fucking pleb
But for real tho fuck her in the ass
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Whatever the s7e uses,dunno.
For real, I have. A lot.
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That's not the default font... You chose to make it gay on purpose
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Actually went to $192 pre market.
I don't get it.
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They met subscriber growth goals, seems like the only thing people care about.
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How many people are actually re-upping subs at standard rate. How good are they at acquiring music from rec... |
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So you've got about $25k in play? Gonna need to get those numbers up if you want yacht money.
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Working on it every day.
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Do you have a particular yacht picked out? I've long lusted after an Azimut 55, have a folder of pictures of them that r... |
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How do you guys deal with the monotony of working everyday. It’s so depressing thinking I’m going to be a corporate slave for years
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trade your way to freedom bitch
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$LFIN is burning up on re-entry from the moon. ER report is due for April 8th. This is gonna burn brighter than AMD.
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LFIN CEO fled the country. Gets taken off the Russell 1000. This thing hits bottom sometime this week.
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To be fair, didn't read the entire thing just read the first sentence and the last.
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I took your advice and did that, and my % understanding of the letter did not increase at all.
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Holy shit. I have no words.
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this could have been so bad lol
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It would have been just as good if the title of this post was "I somehow lost $23 million this morning and I'm still not totally sure how"
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He couldn't have lost ... |
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Anyone else get the email from RH offering a $75 Amazon gift card for a 30min phone survey? Wondering what they asked you.
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They wanted to know if I knew what a box spread was.
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Fantastic that the same autistic inbreds that wants no taxes are literally throwing their taco-bell income at this. Ha ha ha. No wonder trailer park trash stays broke.
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Hey, don’t lump us autistic people in with the inbreds!
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Can American tech companies just boycott Europe for a couple weeks? I'd really like to see how long they could last without Google.
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In case of facebook nobody would give a fuck tho...
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Where would old people pen their asinine political r... |
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Someone sold those puts too ya cunt.
Doesn't mean shit.
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No that's not how it works you pleb.
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20k yolo ... what would you do?
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Not worth it bud. My 20k yolo is now worthless
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Fucking christ. This MU shit has surpassed the annoying posts about JD, the bear market, and AMD over a year ago.
"But it's P/E ratio!"
F U C K O F F
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That P/E is sick
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wow I'm unbanned from me_irl
edit: oh this is wsb...still banned from me_irl
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What did you DO?
## Speaker_0: ##
I said I was triggered that Harambae was not included in the meme calendar for August.
Then I got banned.
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I was banned f... |
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Delete the gym, hit the lawyer, and Facebook up.
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Hit the lawyer. Got sued for all I got. Lawyer won. Lawyer is now getting margin called to the tune of 400k.
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Ahh the ole wallstreetbet switcharoo
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hold my bags im going i... |
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why does it matter if is market or limit order
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If the bid-ask spread is big like with many options then your best bet is to set a limit order at the bid then slowly raise it as you work toward the ask. Chances are pretty high that it'll fill somewhere in... |
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How about a ban on all the 4chan mentalities. This subreddit has a lot of potential to be a platform of civilized and constructive discussion about investment. Instead of this mindless circle jerk of a mess as it is right now.
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agreed
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Marti... |
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Lol what a fun day swing trading AMD. Yeah only making a $300-$400 per direction but still fun.
* AMD Aug 31 2018 24.50 Call at $1.05 sold at $2.00
* AMD Aug 31 2018 26.00 Put at $0.77 sold at $1.15
* AMD Aug 31 2018 24.50 Call at $1.17 sold at $1.38
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All t... |
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Pretty sure they still allow the daily gold threads, mate
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still cant mention the actual tickers, mate
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it is a bit fun watching people dodge the bots tho with all sorts of symbols, mate
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JℕUG?
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Can we start new trade war soon. They are super exciting
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Volatility > boring
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Thinking another green day tomorrow. Today's record breaking day for the dow was everywhere in the news.. should excite many clueless investors
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Well the bear news excited them so maybe it’ll do the opposite
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Except that few average inve... |
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Lol what the fuck is the story behind this photo
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The guy is called David Davis. Ex Brexit negotiator
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My balls actually started to hurt watching this
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The Hyena's bite was measured at 1,100 psi, ranking it as the 6th most powerful bite. They often break/consume bones leaving little to nothing behind of their meal. My general policy is to keep my balls fa... |
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Didn't this guy go bankrupt? Lol
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[Not yet. He still has enough money to buy 50,000 VIX calls every day.](http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/31/mysterious-trader-known-as-50-cent-bets-millions-on-volatility-spike.html)
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America is the ultimate progressive state. Even someone retarded can be head of state.
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Tbh, hard to say who is more retarded these days. Madman who believes he can normalize interest rate without blowing up the economy. (Normal interest rates * record high ... |
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Hahaha love this!! I know that feeling haha. Buying ramen and udon on 100k/yr salary. Can’t stop won’t stop the options hustle is real.
## Speaker_0: ##
If you're eating ramen on 100k/yr it sounds like the retardation hustle is real.
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Just a cheap b... |
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FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS MARTIN SHKRELI
FREE THE POLITICAL PRISONER KNOWN AS BOBBY SHMURDA
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Shkreli is unironically a political prisoner
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Made an example out of him and other shady individuals are gonna have an easier time ... |
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[pretty sure I'm gonna get banned too](http://imgur.com/a/YDGQ7)
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I'm not an entitled pussy; can you explain to me why you'd get banned? Is it because you have a job?
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Conflicting ideology....liberals just try to silence anyone who disagrees... |
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you're speaking of BA right?
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Don't mention that stock :(
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Please tell me you went all in on margin for UXIN.
Please. I'm begging you.
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This is from spy puts
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I thought you couldn’t trade options on margin in robinhood?
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looking at my savings account you'd think i hate money too.
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you have a savings account? you must be rich
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Wait a minute... $0.17/share... this time last year it was $30/share.... 176x investment if it goes back up! I'm in for 10k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF4hJ_2aNg8
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my god, cringe.
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get the fuck out of here, you fuck... |
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Is this real life?
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[tl;dr](https://imgur.com/6ifxfUl)
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Your investment strategy is to not have one and just do what others do, wow thanks I never thought to follow what the big guys do
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How many people do you know with these returns? May seem obvious, yet most dont beat the market
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I have one o... |
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Can someone explain the DOW 25,000 thing? I'm new here.
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IIRC, there was a guy who gave up fap until DOW hit 25000.
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Fake news,all he gave up was his dignity
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Jokes getting old
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You have to understand.
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Still way overpriced. Whole Foods has their audience, but they aren't going to take on Walmart, Kroger, etc., until they expand their selection to something other than top level organic food. I saw that their Organic Free Range Rotisserie Chicken was selling for $10. I ca... |
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I pay Chegg $15 a month so I don’t have to do my marketing homework and shit so I bought some CHGG
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Lol be pretty cool to set up a $20 credit spread on Chegg every month to pay for itself (plus taxes)
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and go stock not options... dividend yield is respectable.
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This is Wallstreetbets not wallstreetpussies
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Everything is a bet... Just some riskier than others.
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"However, the strategists are telling investors not to worry."
Gee.
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[JP Morgan: Investors are 'overreacting' so buy this market dip for a big rally ahead](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/27/jp-morgan-investors-are-overreacting-so-buy-this-market-dip-for-big-r... |
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That is going to come back down right? RIGHT?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah thats definitely lookong bearish
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Trust this guy op, he knows bears when he sees one
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don't bears eat beets?
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They eat ass
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Petition to ban people with less than $25k in their accounts from this sub.
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Fuck.
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Started with 12k. Went up to 45k in Micron gains. Micron died. Went down to 15k. Put 10k into Tastyworks and doubled it in a month on QQQ, SPY, and Apple puts. Now have 25k.
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Do you know what fucking sub you're on ya retart... |
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What does DD mean
## Walls1337bot: ##
Donald drump
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Is this the bottom do we buy yet? I’m scared hold me
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It generally bounces off 285-290 or 275 areas.
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If Musk has to serve Jail time, then it's not beyond the realm of possibility to retest $200.
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Or $20
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Imagine if you took a million dollar position on that, also positions or ban
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My homie sent me this. [This was the only photo of his positions he sent.](https://i.imgur.com/2L4Xsyx.png)
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How do you find options contracts so fucking cheap?... |
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I did that once a long time ago with a 25k 0 APR balance transfer. I promptly lost it all on options, but I still think it has a positive expected value and would do it again.
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I'm definitely not doing options. But I'm putting it in a reliable safe stock. Y... |
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In order to seduce women with my very large and sexy muscles.
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Money is the strongest muscle in the body.
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holy shit nigger. gl
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Thanks mang. I did about 5 minutes of dd the other day. I also realized everyone I know has a new kindle, echo and (fire stick or fire tv). Not to mention almost every single Christmas present my friends and family bought were all Amaz... |
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So your dd is they are going to peg SPY, the most liquid ETF in the world?
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yeah this is the most retarded thing i've seen all week on this sub
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Big spender. ��
## Speaker_0: ##
Yoloed from 600 to 5500 to 2200 lmao. Should only take a few weeks to make up my losses if I stick to the plan and don't mess up haha
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You could make it back in 30 mins if you had enough BP.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have horrible allergies rn plus my portfolio is getting raped
## Speaker_1: ##
Welcome to fall! My allergies used to be shit. Went on an allergy shot regimen for 2 years and I'm like 99% better. Occasionally have to take a Zyrtec on bad days, but I can actually use my no... |
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Oil futures seem fine. His words don't move the markets like they used to.
Nobody that matters cares anymore.
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ikr, oil prices got lower in Obama's term as well. Trump doesn't do shit to Oil prices.
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The reason for low oil prices during O... |
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LOL this kid went to my high school. He put this in the yearbook last year
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I believe you. No real college has a yearbook
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University of Michigan has a yearbook
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You’re not helping
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What goes on at 10:20 everyday that the market bottoms out and goes up big? Everyday for like the past 2 weeks.
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Goldman bots awake from their jew slumber
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Watching Facebook continue to faceplant
## Walls1337bot: ##
You shut your mouth heathen
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YOURE A RICH MOTHER FUCKER
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Fucking hell I can't even fathom how much money he just made in 30 minutes, I hope he doesn't drink himself to death celebrating so we can see the gains post tomorrow.
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## Speaker_0: ##
good i have to do the same thing while monitoring the market for buying opportunities
## Speaker_1: ##
Simple solution - just give yourself a catheter and the urine will just drain out automatically.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why have that when you can just drink it. Niggas los... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Problem Solva](https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Glock-40-Problem-Solver.jpg)
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol is that a Hi-Point?
## Speaker_2: ##
For as ugly and cheap as they are they take a beating and keep on shooting.
## Speaker_3: ##
Seriously, my ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I remember opening up Amazon on Netscape, thinking "who the hell wants to buy books on their computer?"
Yeah.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You buy $MU calls every week don’t you?
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## Speaker_0: ##
You guys don't understand. With GM OnStar you have to push a button and they send emergency services to you after the accident.
Telsa is being proactive in finding emergency services for you to ensure they're there the moment the accident occurs. This is life saving techno... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't understand, why couldn't you hold the call through a potential buyout? Does a buyout release the put writer from their contract?
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If the call holder has a breakeven above the buyout price, they're screwed. If you bought 400C's for 2020 at a premiu... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
/r/investing returns: 3% - 7%
/r/stocks returns: -5% - 20%
/r/wsb returns: -100% - 300%
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think you've underestimated the upper end of WSB returns.
-100% - 5,000%+
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think this is peak WSB. How do I buy puts on this sub?
## Speaker_1: ##
Just do the opposite.
## Walls1337bot: ##
r/personalfinance
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## Speaker_0: ##
why do you hate your broker u/ihatemuslimsandjews
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So much semite...
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## Speaker_0: ##
Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
## Speaker_1: ##
only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
## Speaker_2: ##
20%? He started with 1.2 million and ended up with 1 million s... |
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