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## Speaker_0: ##
yeah pm me your SSN
## Speaker_1: ##
457-55-5462
My name's Todd. Please send me some inflation, thanks.
## Speaker_2: ##
Mother's maiden name?
## Speaker_3: ##
Kahn
## Speaker_4: ##
Birthday?
## Speaker_5: ##
Every year
Edit: thanks for the gold!
## Walls1337bot: ##
This dry humor is why I come to this sub.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Actually up $44.80 for the week. $10 today. Lmao
## Walls1337bot: ##
Those are some big numbers
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## Speaker_0: ##
Futures bigly greeeen reeeeeeeee
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol meaningless
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shit in the streets.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just don't do it near my tent, ok?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions or ban faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
This faggot probably just deposited money
## Walls1337bot: ##
You can make money just by depositing cash? Long cash
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why bitcoin has never been attractive to me. The number of inexperienced idiots believing that it will go up forever and replace fiat currencies, but ironically enough measure their wealth in USD, is astounding. Stay far away from anything that attracts that many morons.
## Speaker_1: ##
> Stay far away from anything that attracts that many morons.
False. That's the best market to make money from. Easily manipulable, religious devotion. Be a cult leader.
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's such a Dwight Schrute thing to say
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## Speaker_0: ##
Got 450 riding on this in stocks. My rocket ship might get me up the stairs.
But it's a start.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Is that your entire lawnmowing allowance?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pics motherfucker.
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/r0RRUOC
## Walls1337bot: ##
Where's that other 400k at bruh?
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## Speaker_0: ##
meaningless since the level is so much higher today. % wise its not even close
## Walls1337bot: ##
But then how would journalists grab our attention without alarmist clickbait?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Winner winner
## Walls1337bot: ##
chicken dinner
## Speaker_1: ##
Fidget spinner
## Walls1337bot: ##
paint thinner
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## Speaker_0: ##
Gonna feel dumb in the morning
## Speaker_1: ##
I did save one FD. Just in case.
## Speaker_2: ##
What’s FD stand for?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Federal Derivative. Google it
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## Speaker_0: ##
Whos buying puts on wfc?
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
WFC is gonna beat
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jokes aside how the fuck is he pulling off 3% saving and checking acc. Sounds too good to be true
## Speaker_1: ##
Treasuries and government backed securities as well as the debit card option ����
## Speaker_2: ##
Are the checking and savings accounts confirmed to be FDIC backed?
## Walls1337bot: ##
SIPC backed
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## Speaker_0: ##
This really needs to get to /r/all to show people that we intend to be taken seriously as a financial subreddit.
## Speaker_1: ##
upvote party
## Walls1337bot: ##
Up boats to da left fgtz
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## Speaker_0: ##
I get this shit in the mail every morning and it's just a wall of text. Whoever wrote the script to send it out didn't give a fuck
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's a fucking daily, news text. Not some fancy turd polishing of an analyst's analysis of what will happen today.
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## Speaker_0: ##
oh snap. There go my calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
You should've just shoved an actual hot dog up your ass instead
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## Speaker_0: ##
I had a dream $V plummeted to $121. I'm still holding onto my calls.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't you put that evil on V
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This is good for JD. Meaning the users actually subscribing their Premium service.
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## Speaker_0: ##
"...multi-hundred dollar trader"
This guy fucks
## Speaker_1: ##
> This guy fucks
[Every time I read it, I just can't not picture Silicon Valley - S2E3 spoiler warning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uMEE7eaaUA)
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's almost as if that's the joke
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hi this is me your other brother. Please take over my account as well.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hi this is your sister, I'm sending you my login now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
## Walls1337bot: ##
take my energy shkreli
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## Speaker_0: ##
i took profits on some of my puts earlier today
turns out that i should have been greedy
oh well still going to make some cash here
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hear that. Had 50 6/29s I paid .12 for yesterday and sold for .23 literally 2 minutes before it went from 53-52.20, they are now .46. Amen
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hear that guys? WSB is gonna cause Warren Buffett to die, Short BRK
## Walls1337bot: ##
I heard rumors he all in dq and fast food
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## Speaker_0: ##
Find a real broker and just buy 1 call option...
All them sweet gains potential without as much financial heartbreak potential.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Similar gains potential yes, but way worse downside risk.
Those call options can easily expire worthless. Esp with a stock like AMZN, you're paying such a high premium on the options for the volatility + time value.
OP is calling his trade a YOLO, but it really isn't. What are the chances his $14K of AMZN equity becomes worthless? Pretty much zero over any time horizon he's likely to be holding.
Disclaimer - I don't know about the robinhood gold stuff. If it's like a normal margin account, then yes, normal margin vs. options debate applies.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy a ton of life insurance and kys.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol that's stupid.
Marry rich and kill your partner instead. One less person you have to bring on your mega yacht.
## Speaker_2: ##
Lawyer here. You forgot to advise "and don't get caught." Most states have statutes that prevent you from collecting from the decedent's estate if you are found responsible for the murder of the decedent.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
i see a business opportunity right there.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I can't see it dropping enough in 6 months for that to be a worthwhile bet.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Where did you get your crystal ball?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Don't do it before close unless there's a massive run up in the day. I'd probably sell it mid day or at open depending on how risky you want to be.
Next time I wouldn't suggest FDs that expire Mondays because that's the ultimate theta decay over the weekend and you'd have like a 50/50 chance of getting either super wrecked or decent gains.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Theta calculates per trading day not calendar day. There is no "weekend effect".
However, Monday does tend to have higher gap up or down because there is two more days of news that can happen.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Make a clown president? Welcome to your circus. Attendance is mandatory.
Edit: what's it like being so easily triggered?
## Speaker_1: ##
Clown?? Do you have any idea what’s going on with China and trade deals around the world? Trumps the only president that’s had the balls to call out these countries have not been on a level playing field and robbing our intellectual property as if they were stealing candy from a baby. Trumps only been promoting economic growth and creating opportunities for us and all you lib-tards know how to do is point fingers and name call. Wake up and smell the coffee.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lib-tard here. Fuck china and all [their trade bullshit](http://imgur.com/pXrteJS).
Tariffs are a dumb way to go about it, but at least Trump's addressing what may be the biggest threat to the US economy and long-term national security.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hindsights 20-20. That said, how many baby momma's u got?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ive only found 1 to be able to tolerate me for more than a week. This is her story.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What our general sentiment here? Are we fucked. What could have happened in the last quarter that would make shit look good. Do we even know if people are buying fuckikg ryzen?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just bought a 7 1800X, so at least some fools are.
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol. The volume on that call is 2 with no bid.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's him. Bought x1, sold x1. It was a wizdaddy pick except my dude screwed up the exp date and bought 2 months too early.
## Speaker_2: ##
you should tell your friend to get some help. he's not ready for this shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm planning on setting outrageous limit orders for illiquid options he owns and telling him to sell them. This could be a cash cow.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If any of your trades don't work out, just get him on the other end of the orders.
Call him your Hedge Friend.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Damn stole each other’s meme
## Speaker_1: ##
We both stole the template from someone else lol, but I claim this one.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Get a room, faggots
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## Speaker_0: ##
@realDonaldTrump: Why do we keep broadcasting when we are going to attack Syria. Why can't we just be quiet and, if we attack at all, catch them by surprise?
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/372943068267573249?s=21
## Speaker_1: ##
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/373054743742275584
>@walaa_3ssaf No, dopey, I would not go into Syria, but if I did it would be by surprise and not blurted all over the media like fools.
## Speaker_0: ##
I swear you can't make this shit up.
## Speaker_2: ##
have you considered that this means we AREN'T actually going into Syria?
## Speaker_3: ##
That's too complicated for Trump-haters.
## Speaker_2: ##
The general atmosphere here has been bothering me lately. I don't want this to be a pro-Trump sub or anything but there is a disturbing trend of people shoe-horning in woke political takes at every opportunity.
## Speaker_4: ##
I'm new here, but what I've seen:
good days, trump is good
bad days, trump is bad
there's of course some people in the middle always spouting off shit, but for the most part the general opinion seems to sway with our portfolios
## Speaker_5: ##
Thats very true. WSB tends to be highly leveraged and short term focused (obviously). Trump can send a tweet that costs thousands or gives thousands in gains, and I think most people here are completely focused on the money.
Few here seem to care too much about morality or international politics. And almost none care about the long term, because our calls expire 4/20.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Who gives a fuck about morality and politics on a sub about making money?
I don't go to a bank to have a chat with the teller about how much of a faggot I am.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why is the pizza cut though? Are you implying that that the individual peices driving the whole are already priced in?
## Walls1337bot: ##
And did this girl just remove this scorching hot pre-cut pizza from a blazing hot oven with her bare hands?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Holy Fuck teach me your ways !!!!!!! I have 5 g
$TSLA and $TWJMF
## Speaker_1: ##
you're not wrong just hold for life
TWMJF will be like the google of weed. if i had more than just pennies i'd put some in there to long
## Walls1337bot: ##
invest in real weed
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## Speaker_0: ##
Right, because we should all listen when investment banks tell us to buy shares.
I mean, they've been known to have retail traders best interest at heart most of the time right??
Seriously though, Don't be so naive to forget that these are the main guys whose greed played a huge part in the 2008 crash.
I personally would rather play it by ear when it comes to the the finding the floor on this sell-off.
But thats just me...
## Walls1337bot: ##
I like how each time an investment bank makes a comment all of WSB believes that there is some giant conspiracy against them. They are not going to commit fraud so they can expire your 10 dollar faggy d's worthless.
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## Speaker_0: ##
So you're saying all in NUG
## Walls1337bot: ##
He literally just posted the economic calendar of data that comes out every month during the first week. Next week is literally no different except for a few extra fed speeches.
90% of these data releases have zero effect on markets.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Selling at the bottom is usually the best strategy
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol yeah I feel like I’m stuck between two retarded decisions. Hold and watch that $70 price become more of a fantasy or sell mid free fall
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## Speaker_0: ##
i'm getting sick thinking i sold 5 calls 2 days ago for 50% profit and yesterday when they were up 5% for 100% profit...they are worth nearly 25k more now
## Walls1337bot: ##
Green is green man
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## Speaker_0: ##
Today somebody sold 20,000 MU calls for 10 million dollares
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thursday evening that someone's asshole will be puckered up so tightly that if you threw some coal in it he'd shit diamonds which is a good thing because he's going to need them to help make up for his losses.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I LOST SO MUCH GOD DAMN MONEY WHY DID I LISTEN TO THIS SUB
## Walls1337bot: ##
What are you talking about?
A lot of us were talking about SPY puts as early as yesterday afternoon...the whole fucking sub was buying puts on AMD yesterday and this morning.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not always true, during 2008 sub-prime crisis, mobile home owners got literally destroyed.
That said, those who bought around 2009/2010 have their mobile home values up to 7x original price paid.
Also the biggest problem with mobile homes is the land rent which sometimes is fucking insane.
edit: I am talking about home owners/buyers. Not sure about the brokers
## Speaker_1: ##
This was satire post but sure you can make money somehow
## Walls1337bot: ##
Reselling that book at 19.99
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thank you u/jartek . The amount of Clinton supporters that have swarmed in here in the last 3 months is too high.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The only thing you should be caring about is how to make money whoever wins.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy mu calls we have to be at the bottom now
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm tempted as well, but I'd like to see at least a couple of green closes in a row before jumping in...
## Speaker_2: ##
Has to be within 5% of the bottom at this point and given how undervalued it is, it's asinine to be bearish at this price point. ez money within 4-6 weeks
## Walls1337bot: ##
I want to believe
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dont forget BILI and SOGO
## Walls1337bot: ##
Also QD needs love
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## Speaker_0: ##
what if we're -25% from our own yearly highs tho?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Then you’d be doing better than me
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This is all because that guy stopped posting his spell to keep the gains goblin away, right?
## Speaker_0: ##
The gains goblin steals little faggies' tendies, no?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He do.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can't even pardon a turkey without bringing up Democrats
## Walls1337bot: ##
At least he pardoned the turkey and didn’t go on a rant about liberals being vegetarians before declining to pardon.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll buy it if your dad buys it
## Walls1337bot: ##
Me too
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## Speaker_0: ##
ETrade...
>chills
## Walls1337bot: ##
So. Many. Fees. I'm an idiot for using them, but they keep giving me more margin and options levels. I can lose money *so* fast now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is good for USA jobs
## Walls1337bot: ##
What jobs, we are at historically low unemployment with shit wage growth, how does this scenario change anything except make shit more expensive.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm up 115% who gives a fuck if it drops a little bit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Unless it drops 1000%
## Speaker_2: ##
Can't drop more than 100%.
## Walls1337bot: ##
you must have missed the thread.
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## Speaker_0: ##
anime avatar...check
robinhood account...check
buying meme stocks...check
confirmed for autism
## Speaker_1: ##
I opened a robinhood account a little while ago for dicking around (secondary brokerage,) aside from missing features what's bad about them?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Poor execution time
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## Speaker_0: ##
Say a prayer for the trees WSB is about to murder. Some of you serial procrastinaters are about to find out the hard way how each one of your trades is handled in terms of taxes. Even better, a lot of you get to learn what a wash sale is at the last possible minute.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Literally this, had to go through and see all my awesome and horrible trades for 2017.....sitting there going "WTF was I thinking investing in that?!"
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## Speaker_0: ##
Definitely a good place to buy now
## Speaker_1: ##
This over priced garbage is going back to 60$ in a hurry
## Walls1337bot: ##
If this goes to the $60 range I will max out every credit card I can on it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I swear daddy Musk is secretly a degenerate of r/wsb and drops boyish giggles on these memes every day. What a time to be alive.
## Speaker_1: ##
Dude literally shared one of our memes on Twitter, there's no way in hell he doesn't check this sub
## Speaker_2: ##
Link pls
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1026073171638738944?s=21
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh we made trending sub, hope we dont become a main sub. That would be scary.
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/wsb, the new yahoo finance message board
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## Speaker_0: ##
34.7k Retweets
*thirty four thousand and seven hundred retweets*
Tumblr still has the crown as the dumbest website but Twitter is making serious efforts
## Speaker_1: ##
CPI is up
OIL is up for the year by alot
inflation is rising
Rates are rising
Housing is down 37%
​
Not only is she not wrong but prices will continue to rise also were still headed for a receession
## Speaker_2: ##
I thought the Recession happened last week
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah we all decided its over on Monday, dont worry.
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## Speaker_0: ##
The funny part for me is how it seems like the price goes up $100 every time someone mentions the pricing on the new model
## Speaker_1: ##
$1500 now, thanks
## Speaker_2: ##
$1600 if you want to use it to make phone calls*
## Speaker_3: ##
no way i'm spending 1700 on a phone
## Walls1337bot: ##
$1800 is nothing for such remarkable craftmanship
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know there's 400 pounds of gut cropped out of that thumbnail
## Speaker_1: ##
those titties though
## Walls1337bot: ##
When she strips down and looks literally like a cow you'd lose that boner. Unless you like cows
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## Speaker_0: ##
You have 3.2mil and you keep advocating for people to buy ETFs. My guess is you already make a shitload of money outside of investing.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You are correct, i am much more profitable actually working and investing the extra $$$ than focusing full time on trading.
Also FYI, most people would be much better buying plain old boring ETF's.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Black Amex or hundred dollar bills.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Finally someone actually answered the question.
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## Speaker_0: ##
you’re up $50k today why bother going to work
## Speaker_1: ##
because i make significantly more than 50k in a year
## Speaker_2: ##
because 50K per day is like a gazillion dollars
## Speaker_3: ##
Bezos racks up [28K every 10 seconds](http://time.com/money/5262923/amazon-employee-median-salary-jeff-bezos/), calculated about $20B ago.
## Speaker_4: ##
Thats 3 fucking k a second.. 300 bucks before you can start and stop a stopwatch aa fast as you can.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I read that as sandwich and realized that still holds far more than true.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Regardless of whether he's found guilty or innocent, I fucking hate how the media has covered this and made Shkreli seem like some sort of evil super villain who drinks the blood of newborns because he likes the taste. If you watch his stream or any of his youtube videos for even a couple of minutes, you'll see he's just a normal (slightly autistic) guy, just like all of us.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey speak for yourself, I'm not slightly autistic.
I'm extremely autistic
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## Speaker_0: ##
do you think the company will suddenly collapse within the next few months/years?
## Speaker_1: ##
I heard ppl saying price may drop and maybe I should wait till it go around $45 to make good profit. I am a newbie in wsb.
## Speaker_0: ##
So your plan is to wait for a stock to drop by ~20% before you buy in, and then hope that it also goes up after you buy. Fucking genius.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Better than waiting for it to go up 20% like the rest of us faggots
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## Speaker_0: ##
It looks like a gay pride bubake seizure
## Speaker_1: ##
Relevant flair reporting in!
## Speaker_2: ##
Solid. How many dicks did you have to suck for that one? Fag.
## Speaker_1: ##
None, I just said to a guy "This isn't Gaystreetbets" because he was all happy for another autistic guy that made 100$ off some weird trade.
Btw you should try and corrupt a mod or suck some dicks to get a flair, would be cool to see _Forgotten *insert funny flair*
I don't know, "Fag" fits but "Autist" would be ok too
## Speaker_2: ##
I figured, the autistic mods will notice me around someday and randomly give me flair. Thats how it works right?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No you have to be a genius gay Sith lord to get flair around these parts
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## Speaker_0: ##
You up $15 dollar. Go get a good lunch.
## Speaker_1: ##
But why is the break even price listed as 5.60? I don't get why it's called that since I guess I'm making money so long as the stock is under 6.00.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because you spent the premium of 40$ to buy It so you don’t break even if you hold to sell 100 shares until you get to that price, but since you are just trading the contract as long as the market price falls you profit because the premium for the put rises
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## Speaker_0: ##
U have graduated today at school of wsb. Buying mu calls is the final test and u excelled at it
## Speaker_1: ##
Your tuition payment for r/wsb is paid in full. Please walk across the stage to collect your diploma
## Walls1337bot: ##
> collect your diploma
diploma expires in your hand worthless
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## Speaker_0: ##
They got bailed out long ago, and never seemed to learn their lesson from it, maybe I am wrong on that but that is the impression I got.
I do not know what exactly we were subsidizing, but if one of those things was the workforce and manufacturing of more than just electric cars they should lose the subsidy, and should have long ago. I think Ford is a good example of someone who handled the recession very well, even though they did get a minor bailout in the form of a loan just to stay competitive.
## Speaker_1: ##
GM has no idea what they're doing. They are moving out of the sedan game, which isn't itself a bad idea, but might be a little short sighted, but shutting down factories in the US doesn't make sense. Especially with foreign auto makers opening plants in the US.
http://fortune.com/2018/01/11/toyota-mazda-alabama-car-plant/
Also just want to throw out that the Honda Civic you buy in the states is made in Ohio. They're not moving.
TLDR: GM is fucking retarded.
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TIL that you know more about the auto industry than GM executives.
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My Vanguard did that..
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Which of their ETFs are you holding?
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VGT was the cash cow, it was just a crazy year for tech
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Never heard of that one, definitely taking note of that.
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>about India being poor
Well, he's not wrong.
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That was the point...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Income_in_India
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Found the delicate Indian. Nice grammar btw.
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You're probably too busy sitting on your dirt floor shoveling curry in your mouth to comprehend what I actually wrote. At no point in time did I say a CEO should make comments like this. I stated that he wasn't wrong, which is correct.
/u/fsbishop come pick up your cousin.
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https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/national-helpline-1-800-522-4700/
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In all honesty, I’m not a gambler. I have been pretty responsible for all my trades. I just went a bit overboard this past week.
But...thank you.
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He definitely belongs on this sub. Embrace the autism.
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Where is my complimentary dunce cap
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put [this](https://imgur.com/13xmt1w) on until you're in the green
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Bought in back when the merger thing just came up at $6.97 with 200 shares I hope it goes to $6.50 so I can stop bagholding.
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Don't be a FaGoT
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Hired, ethics officer
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The sad thing is I'm only 95% sure this is a shit post. Quality one though
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Trust your 5% instincts for massive gains.
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I played a stock game during middle school.
The simulator we were on had delayed data, so I looked up the real time data, found the stocks that had moved the most in the past 15 minutes, and traded accordingly in the simulator.
I dominated.
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Now we just need to talk to insiders and find out information before everybody else, and trade accordingly.
Wait...
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I'm the CEO of Novavax. I would like to hold an AMA on Wall Street Bets.
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Only if you give us some sick yacht-acquiring tips.
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Short nvax?
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School hedge funds are not in the business of making money... they just try their darndest not the to wipe out. Makes sense because no one there knows shit and they want to keep the program going for as long as possible.
And I don't blame em for not hiring you because you probably don't know shit either.
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I'll give u a big inside tip. No one knows shit. The rich folks make up complicated math to calm investors down so they don't realize how much risk they are actually taking with their money.
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Just buy MU calls, they make computer stuff. I like the $90 calls that expire mid January, they are affordable.
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Where can I find those? It looks like I've got a lot of reading ahead of me.
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Just down the robinhood app. Remember to tell them you are very experienced or they won’t let you participate in the real profitable stuff...... there’s no test, nobody checks anything.
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Oh, I wish I knew this yestarday!
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Twitter and fagbook are filled with people openly calling for Trump's assassination is fine but ask for a lock of hair and you get jailed.
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[Says the belligerent racist lol](https://i.imgur.com/3H9X0c8.jpg)
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Oh no I'm a racist my argument is invalid. Btw ask dark skinned latinos if white skinned latinos are racist towards them.
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"Other people are racist, so it fine if i am."
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dang dude, doubled your portfolio right there
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Let's just say it looks nice seeing +100% on your 1-day chart.
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What scamming are you talking about?
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Analysts PTs around $100 while their funds were selling.
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It all started from the banning of prayer threads
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we need to bring god back to wsb. can we put a 10 commandments statue somewhere?
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How much money do I have to lose to become a WSB mod
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It's not so much the money, it's more your dignity you have to give up.
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But You can go to the casino and piss away everything, no one bats an eye
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Don't even get me started on casinos.
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Please do.
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WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!?!
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”DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CASINOS”!
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Tech better bounce back. Fuck.
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In order to bounce high it needs to drop the bass hard
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DAMN I AM HARD
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How much?
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I only wrote 27 put options. $14 strike expire Friday. If they do expire I make $2k.
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They will expire worthless.
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did you buy call options?
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Yes I did. Long time ago and I added 4k shares.
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what are your call option positions, if you don't mind sharing.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/JJ6tq
Could have been more but tried not to be too greedy.
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Raymond James seems to say Oil takes three weeks to get from Alberta to storage. The shutdowns may not have hit reporting yet.
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Facts don't concern me. Emotions move oil.
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you're doing that when discretionary spending in china is the worst it's been in a while? there's almost a 100% chance that they will guide lower than expected
good luck sir
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Do you really think they'll report a loss cuz of the tariffs? I'm super nervous about tomorrow
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tarifffs are the most overblown crap i have ever seen
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Dang I️ got Hindu hammered.
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Update your iPhone fag
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How many credit cards are you on? I heard 5+ is optimal for gains.
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I'm retarded, but I'm not retarded enough to open up credit card debt to fund this shit.
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Imagine if you had.
retard
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Lose money, ask CC for refund.
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It doesn't work like that, idiot. You need to tell them your kid was a retard and bought AMD at 14.00, without your permission.
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As much as I hate when people buy options, That's how you use options when buying.. Day trading options during big movement.
Nice moves.
Did you buy at open or when did you buy? what time I mean?
That is very important when you bought those.
Good job.
If there is any upswing on Roku, I may look to sell some call spreads expiring at the earliest possible.
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> As much as I hate when people buy options
And you still visit this sub?
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Canada literally has 90 days until it will be too late to get a new trade deal through before NAFTA withdraw expires.
Trudeau fails to get a deal fleshed out by Nov 1st and Canada's economy goes right down the toilet.
What do Canadians think about the absolute shitshow of a PM you guys have during all this? Backing your entire country into a corner where you have zero leverage? Your PM has been sitting there virtue signalling, not returning phone calls from the WH, talking about "personkind" is the proper way to say "mankind" and shit during these negotiations.
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Trump hasn't issued notice under Article 2205 or alerted Congress that he's withdrawing from NAFTA though, and he has no mandate from Congress to negotiate a new bipartite deal with MX, so his MX deal won't even go through, and NAFTA stays. I guess for him that counts as a win though.
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>alerted Congress that he's withdrawing from NAFTA
Trump does not need to alert Congress he's withdrawing from NAFTA, Congress has no say in it. There's literally nothing they can do.
>has no mandate from Congress to negotiate a new bipartite deal with MX
You have zero idea how the US Constitution works. Trump formally notified, with 90 days notice, on Aug 24th of a bilateral agreement with Mexico. 90 days from now Congress will approve the agreement. This is Constitutionally required.
Trump formally withdrew from NAFTA with 6 months notice (as required by the agreement) this week:
[https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/nation-now/trump-starts-clock-on-withdrawing-from-nafta-even-as-trade-talks-with-canada-continue/465-13d08d0d-251e-460a-8390-5122a7ff2760](https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/nation-now/trump-starts-clock-on-withdrawing-from-nafta-even-as-trade-talks-with-canada-continue/465-13d08d0d-251e-460a-8390-5122a7ff2760)
I will never understand how leftist "investors" are so incredibly misinformed about everything going on in such important areas.
>By sending a formal notification to Congress Friday, Trump triggered a 90-day clock to fast-track the new trade deal.
This is the end of the line for Canada, and their outrageously stupid PM is 100% responsible.
If you want to know more about how the US withdraws from treaties since the end of the 19th century, see here:
[https://www.skadden.com/-/media/files/publications/2017/09/can\_trump\_withdraw\_from\_nafta\_without\_congress.pdf](https://www.skadden.com/-/media/files/publications/2017/09/can_trump_withdraw_from_nafta_without_congress.pdf)
The law is basically settled, though I'm sure a left wing judge would try to throw out the precedent temporarily, it wouldn't survive SCOTUS who would take it up under an emergency hearing and toss any injunctions by lower courts.
9 out of 9 justices on SCOTUS in 1978 held that treaty termination, unless written into the language of statutes involving that treaty, is not judicially reviewable and Congress plays no role:
> Justice William Rehnquist and three other members of the court found that "the controversy in the instant case is a nonjusticiable political dispute that should be left for resolution by the Executive and Legislative Branches of the Government" because the Constitution was silent on how to terminate a treaty.\[18\] Justice Lewis Powell concurred on the grounds that Congress as a whole had not yet passed a resolution calling for it to be granted the authority to participate in treaty termination.\[
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End times are upon us.
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Bullshit
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I scrolled down to look at comments and lost IQ points. Fuck twitter is toxic
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I mean, every single "Thanks Obama" reply is really the best reply.
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Does it tell me how to invest in water..?
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It tells you how to short your dog's kennel
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she's been regarded as dovish for years. what news do you have that says she will speak otherwise?
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I think that's the idea - if one of the more dovish members comes out and says a rate hike is ok, it'll go over "better" I guess. This is from Barron's so take it with a grain of salt but I can see their logic: http://www.barrons.com/articles/BL-INCOMB-9715
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oof
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ooooow
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From my experience, people on /r/wallstreetbets generally have a very good understanding of the stock market and are simply greedy (nothing inherently wrong with that), don't mind risk, or are crazy/gambling addicts. At least people here will recommend stocks, whereas people in /r/personalfinance might recommend CDs, bonds, etc.
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And we like our memes too. I think that's a big part of it as well.
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Bruh new year new market. Can't we give the first Thursday a chance? We closing green today boys
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>We closing green today boys
Nope. Some American politician wanker made the weed sector tank
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Then maybe you shouldn't put 100% of your portfolio into one fucking stock, jesus christ. I'm down 7% on my MJX position, but still green today overall.
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Can you link to a doc for me?
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https://www.nasdaq.com/markets/ipos/company/india-globalization-capital-inc-673973-44620
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