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## Speaker_0: ##
Big whoop... I literally own like triple the amount you do
## Walls1337bot: ##
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HERE HAVE A COOKIE!
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is actually nothing compared to the real OGs. Top autist was a french man losing more than 4 billion for a french bank. Thats where the term “Never let the baguette get to your head“ comes from.
Edit: Actually it was 7 billion and he was third on the list. Big man JP Morgan and Morgan Stanley are on the top of the list with both having losses of 9 billion on credit default swaps.
## Speaker_1: ##
Does Bezo count? He’s down like 35-40 billion Caz he couldn’t hide his thot well enough.
## Speaker_2: ##
yo that chick was trashy as fuck too. if i was risking 40bn on some slam piece, I'd at least want her to be something better than some LA plastic surgery nightmare.
something tells me bezos was living out his 'i was a nerd and no one liked me, but now im a big man and i can get pussy!' fantasy on this one.
## Speaker_3: ##
For real his wife was legit hotter
## Speaker_4: ##
Not in the beginning, she got hotter as she aged, which is a rare find.
## Speaker_5: ##
Besos got hotter too, billions of dollars can make anyone attractive.
## Speaker_6: ##
Jack Ma
## Walls1337bot: ##
RIP
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## Speaker_0: ##
Musk has missed every deadline / delivery estimate ever. It's easy to see continued misses causing a big hit to stock price but history has shown it just kinda does whatever the hell for no reason.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah, also
>Elon Musk on Twitter: "Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected… "
Put your delays on your delays
## Walls1337bot: ##
GM is going to beat them to self driving cats
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## Speaker_0: ##
chgga chgga chgga choo choo
## Walls1337bot: ##
There are no brakes on the gain train.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is there a strategy where people do the exact opposite of what he says ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes, it's called the Tendie Train.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Forget the top part of the pyramid. Just put wsb below high school diploma. This is more accurate.
## Speaker_1: ##
Sort by new. Do opposite of proposed... profit
## Walls1337bot: ##
honestly all last week this is how i played earnings and i didnt have a single loss
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## Speaker_0: ##
what's the plan for tomorrow
## Speaker_1: ##
Buy knee pads and a wig if we still have any money left.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Long $WHOR
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## Speaker_0: ##
Average down lol http://m.imgur.com/jS4mHyy
## Speaker_1: ##
What app is this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Grindr
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## Speaker_0: ##
Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
## Speaker_1: ##
No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
## Speaker_2: ##
I thought your comment was funny
## Walls1337bot: ##
we're most likely getting brigaded
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## Speaker_0: ##
What did he do
## Speaker_1: ##
Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
## Speaker_2: ##
I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
## Speaker_3: ##
[https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortselling.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/shortselling.asp)
## Speaker_2: ##
Thanks, that’s helped explain it
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## Speaker_0: ##
It'd be a smart tax move.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Negative. Taxes are very, very high here, unless you have a capital gains tax exemption, and I don't think that would do Amazon much good.
## Speaker_1: ##
If they build a self sufficient HQ ( green power off the grid) with modestly hurricane "proof" (high wind and impact resistant) building they will be alright.
## Walls1337bot: ##
And where are they going to find an educated pool of STEM workers to fill said HQ2? Doubt people will be clamoring to leave Palo Alto and Boston and New York to go live in a place where your water comes from a creek and you have power sometimes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I might have missed it but I don’t remember Toyota making bets with foreign governments that they will fix their power grid issues in under 100 days or its free...then delivering that under budget and on time. With a payback time of under 6 months.
Tesla did all of those things.
They also happen to sell pretty nice cars.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Once they manage to make them
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Holding XIV, so fuck you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tariffs would have been great, before they outsourced all manufacturing... now it doesn't really make sense.
## Walls1337bot: ##
> Tariffs would have been great
Pretty sure Ricardo proved this unambiguously false like 150 years ago but ok
## Speaker_0: ##
Source? and I doubt it, cheap labor outside your community doesn't profit you community...
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is some stupid shit. Have you met my good good friends Heckscher and Ohlin or their buds Stolper and Samuelson?
## Speaker_0: ##
- http://www.theamericanconservative.com/2014/01/24/free-trade-middle-america/
- https://www.salon.com/2014/04/19/reaganomics_killed_americas_middle_class_partner/
- http://billmoyers.com/story/whats-killing-american-middle-class/
- [Heckscher–Ohlin model "hopelessly inadequate as an explanation for historical and modern trade patterns".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolper%E2%80%93Samuelson_theorem#Criticism)
- [The original Heckscher–Ohlin model and extended model such as the Vanek model performs poorly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckscher%E2%80%93Ohlin_model#Poor_predictive_power)
Again, another poor person with low hopes for the middle class and for some reason thinks they are rich. Give me a break.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol did you read any of those links? Every actual economist who was cited believes in free trade. Criticise a specific FT theory, fine, the answer still isn’t tariffs
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## Speaker_0: ##
What a fucking idiot. I still cannot believe this tool is our President.
## Speaker_1: ##
and I still can't believe tools like you are crying about the result of the election. Get over it bud!
## Speaker_2: ##
Haha we sure showed him. I'm going to go heat up this can of beans over the town tire fire now.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don’t forget day old bagels from Einstein’s
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## Speaker_0: ##
You guys are so weird, i love your posts. Whats the subs general opinion on bitcoin investments?
## Walls1337bot: ##
At our last meeting we decided to no longer trade chinese safe havens.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mods please proof or ban this guy
## Speaker_1: ##
Not needed, this comments sections are cancerous as fuck, damn.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I disagree. Proof required, else you get called faggy names, like brown noser or chose tonguer.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This ain't a political sub.
I'm pretty liberal, but guess what? I used the Trump rally to get tendies
It's not red or blue, it's tendies
## Walls1337bot: ##
Green is the only colour that matters
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll save some people the clicks to let them know it's fake.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dow Joans was such a nice touch to make it believable.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's why I hold JNUG forever. Eat a dick guys!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Waiting for the Amazon buyout
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## Speaker_0: ##
I remember the words of my finance professor:
"if you don't understand, just draw hockeysticks on the exam"
## Walls1337bot: ##
Your finance professor absolutely does not give a fuck
## Speaker_0: ##
He used to walk around the auditorium during the lecture, and sit down next to random students and ask about the students opinion.
## Walls1337bot: ##
One of my international finance professor's told us "If you don't pay attention and do your reading you are going to get **fuuuuccccckkked** on my exams".
It still makes my dick hard. I love that shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Got fucked on an international finance exam. It does happen.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Our course had “(e) none of the above” on all questions. He made it clear it was meant to make it as unreasonably hard as possible. On one exam, 9/20 correct answers were (e)
## Speaker_2: ##
Are you talking about Igor?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Absolutely
## Speaker_3: ##
Which university?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Trump University
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## Speaker_0: ##
the cracked phone screen, the Samsonite of the sloppy millennial
## Speaker_1: ##
I've had smartphones for almost a decade, not one crack. Dropped many times, but no cracks. I always wondered what these fucks do to completely shatter their shit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
9/10 times i see someone using a cracked phone, its an iPhone
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why didn't you tell us ahead of time?
## Speaker_1: ##
cuz the people who pay for my trade alerts would leave if they knew it I was posting it for free. (downvote me you cheap cucks)
## Speaker_0: ##
What's ur website dude
## Speaker_1: ##
lemonparty.org
just dm me
## Speaker_2: ##
Thank god for safari showing me a text description of the website before I clicked enter....too close
## Walls1337bot: ##
meatspin.com is another good one
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## Speaker_0: ##
Short Tesla while they are going to present a groundbreaking model? What was the idea?
Im not being a smart ass, just asking.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They were hoping Elon was going to take the stage, strip naked, shit into his hands then fling it into the crowd. Stock still probably would have risen.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Seriously did I miss something?
BABA is down over 2% already.
At least it looks like SNAP is finally headed to the core of the earth...
## Walls1337bot: ##
GE will finish on green even if it's raining knives
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## Speaker_0: ##
No doubt, it's like betting the under on the Tuesday night MAC game.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only degenerate gamblers watch the MACtion...I never take the under.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's not our fault you're all three, faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ma used to say it ain't the number o' I-Q points, but how ya' use em'.
## Speaker_1: ##
You claim to be a playa but I focked ur wife
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck wit' me and get ya cap spilt
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## Speaker_0: ##
Break the right hand window pane. Pull the bowls out. Fix the pane afterwards. Basic glass is cheaper than fine china. Problem solved.
## Speaker_1: ##
>fine china
I mean, I guess compared to paper plates.
Or you could just grab the plates as you open the door (it's a slider), but go ahead and smash the glass.
## Speaker_0: ##
As soon as you move that door the plate are going to hit the floor. Besides, how is anybody supposed to know the door is a slider?
## Walls1337bot: ##
False, it'll take about a quarter of a second to fall the first foot.
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## Speaker_0: ##
for shits and giggles I bought 10 SQ march 9 calls yesterday at 2.11. I have no idea what I'm doing but holy fucking god I think wasted 2 years trading stocks
## Speaker_1: ##
It's honestly ridiculous. I treated it like a hobby (trading stocks), have a few grand in long positions and did my first option a few days ago because I just couldn't wait any longer for RH. In the span of 6 hours I made more than I would have in 3 months of long trading.
## Walls1337bot: ##
What broker did you go to
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Wtf happened to this subreddit
## Speaker_0: ##
Same thing that happened to 4chan.
Small group of fucks making ironic jokes and having fun, other fuckos see the fun and join, get bullied and learn how to be fucks. Even more fuckers join but aren't hip with it and the bullying just makes them fuckos. Such a big group of fuckos attract actual fuckfaces who shit up the place thinking they are in good company. Original group of fucks bemoan the good old days when fucks got to bully fuckos, but are adamant that the fuckers and fackfaces ruined everything with their fuckshit ways.
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I'd like it if we restored balance to the retarded trades : memes ratio. now its like 90% memes, whats even the point when there's a million other meme subs
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## Speaker_0: ##
To close out short positions. Maybe they had $6c and $5.5c credits spreads or $5c/5.50 debit spreads. Could’ve written those calls months ago.
## Speaker_1: ##
I guess some brokers dont close those out manually?
## Speaker_0: ##
It also eliminates the risk of some event happening and your OTM short coming ITM
## Walls1337bot: ##
This. I was stupid this Monday and didn’t close out my SPY $300 calls that I’d sold. A $650 gain got turned into a loss because I got greedy and didn’t want to spend $50 to close my position. Lesson learned.
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## Speaker_0: ##
bitches luv $TGT! always count on bitches to bring you tendies.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Good DD. Adding Lululemon.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I swear I'm the only one who is concerned about the sun dying. It keeps getting darker earlier and earlier and no one is saying anything about it. The sun is slowly having less power each day. Does no one else notice or even care? Its lost like an hour of power in the last couple weeks
## Walls1337bot: ##
I too am concerned. Maybe it’s because of all the solar panels stealing the ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
��&�� shall dominate !
Bull steak is delicious.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wtf is panda gang. Is that the Chinese bear gang
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why tf is NVIDIA taking a massive shit?? They just beat earnings by almost 20%
## Walls1337bot: ##
G U I D A N C E
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## Speaker_0: ##
Twitter and fagbook are filled with people openly calling for Trump's assassination is fine but ask for a lock of hair and you get jailed.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I doubt you have Facebook friends "openly" calling for the assassination of the president of the United States
If you do, you have some stupid as fuck friends
## Speaker_1: ##
What, you mean like that state senator that wished he would get assassinated on her public facebook profile?
Nawwww
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or like that one guy who said that "second amendment people" should do something about Hillary Clinton
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## Speaker_0: ##
Taxes, and take some out and get bottle service at Chucky Cheese
## Walls1337bot: ##
[No taxes](https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/tax/individuals/topics/tax-free-savings-account.html). I'm not about that life.
## Speaker_1: ##
bro nice, ever had an issue with the TFSA and trading options?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Never, but I'm not allowed to write contracts.
## Speaker_1: ##
Last question, ever got into trouble for day trading options?
Nice play once again
## Walls1337bot: ##
No day trading laws in Canada.
Canada > USA
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## Speaker_0: ##
i have you tagged as fat account.
i see you're working your way towards pleb status to join the rest of us
## Walls1337bot: ##
Protip: it's not real money. He's virtual trading.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What's with the 3 months dip between 1980-1990? It's like the dip barely exists. This is also good data as well:
https://www.macrotrends.net/2526/sp-500-historical-annual-returns
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are you talking about the 87 crash? Most of the crash was in one day, but it's the largest one day drop in modern history. It was supposedly caused by portfolio insurance algorithms that went apeshit one day.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why you living in the past
## Speaker_1: ##
Cause my autism was cured. Now in index funds and GE.... but I might relapse if I see another opportunity.
## Speaker_2: ##
>autism was cured
>in GE
Hmmm
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't think you can always fully shake it. Got in @ $14.50 hoping for a quick run to $20-$25, if not I'll just hold it until I see the next opportunity. That ain't gonna buy no yacht.
## Speaker_2: ##
Heh I'm just fucking with you. You're doing better than 99% of the idiots on this sub
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey. I put my last 2 paychecks i to amd calls. AMA
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't know about that. Boomers cant live without cable. Cable television is like their life blood. I don't understand it but whatever. Cable is a waste of money and will go out of business in the future after their lifeline dies out. Its going to take time though.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Something something something Fox News.
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## Speaker_0: ##
MU rally to 65+ confirmed in next month
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'd bet heavily on it.
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## Speaker_0: ##
SHAME!!! SHAME!!
## Walls1337bot: ##
�� �� ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
The content of this sub is becoming way too good, next thing you know people here will be making money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Should there be a /r/shittywallstreetbets ?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Could you use this to drive up the price of low volume penny stocks, then advertise how awesome it's doing, causing a fomo panic, driving the price up even more, than you cash out?
Asking for a friend.
## Walls1337bot: ##
"the gang creates a pump and dump scheme"
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## Speaker_0: ##
Idk how to deal with this shit
How fucked do we think March calls are?
## Speaker_1: ##
we rekt, fam
## Speaker_2: ##
Gfdi it's crashing, rebound you shit stock, I got kids!
Pepper your Angus!
## Speaker_3: ##
It's down .5% right now stop freaking out
## Walls1337bot: ##
Down 0.5 or down 50% doesn't matter if you have calls faggot
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## Speaker_0: ##
mods please ban anyone posting yahoo charts
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lets talk about your flair...
## Speaker_1: ##
That's going to be a double ban
## Walls1337bot: ##
:(
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don't get who is buying this equity. Some sort of hedge fund manager with a WSB mentality? Pretty risky to buy a bunch of equity in a company you know is going to go bankrupt and it could literally be very soon. Clearly there are gains to be made but what institutional investor wants to risk owning equity through a bankruptcy?
Anyways I've been saying for a while now you can make some nice profits on sears short term, it really should be a meme stock for WSB. High risk and 100% certainty it eventually ends in disaster.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuel for a short squeeze. Someone with vision.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love how he’s self aware enough to try and clarify that the costs aren’t solely from prescription drugs because he knows how ironic it is that he’s trying to raise money to cover high medical costs.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I did the books for my employers self funded insurance. About 40% was prescription, 40% hospital/office vistis.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do I get one of these? What’s the process?
## Walls1337bot: ##
>How do I get one of these?
DOnt
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## Speaker_0: ##
thats not her in the bikini, its the wife of some rapper. cant remember who but yeah
## Speaker_1: ##
Ice T? I think it’s coco..
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is correct
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## Speaker_0: ##
where can we see live updates to this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It will most likely break on Twitter first; but CNBC mentioned the deliberations as a soundbite before a break
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks for posting! I'd like to understand a few things:
* How do you discover companies to trade? We've obviously all heard of SNAP and even RIOT had its fifteen minutes of fame here. What about those others?
* How far out before a binary event do you make a trade? How does that change for different types of trades (naked vs. long, for instance)?
* What was your biggest "oh shit" moment, or your reddest day?
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You're too good for this place. Run away and never look back.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Trump for prison!
## Speaker_0: ##
A typical WSB comment ... Did you get lost from /r/politics and /r/worldnews ?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Everyone that disagrees with me on Trump is a liberal!
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## Speaker_0: ##
Meanwhile the post right on top of this one is some guy buying 250k of FDs
## Speaker_1: ##
What is FD lol I took a break from here and come back to seeing it everywhere ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
First Derivative.
The first (and shortest time frame) option sold.
Sometimes a couple of days, mostly a week.
The highest risk option for that stock currently being sold.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow is this the brand of retards this sub attracts now?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Look at this “holier than thou” asshole. I’m only slightly less informed than you are. Just wait until I learn to read this shit. Then our losses will be practically imperceptible
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## Speaker_0: ##
Are you willing to lose 80% of your portfolio?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes
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## Speaker_0: ##
so is tomorrow a make or break type of day?
also when do they talk about the hikes tomorrow?
## Walls1337bot: ##
WSB has been saying that for every trading day since October 1st.
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## Speaker_0: ##
you read their s-1?
## Speaker_1: ##
it was a pretty amusing s-1.
## Speaker_0: ##
literally no value with growth declining YoY
## Speaker_1: ##
my favorite is they have to pay google a minimum of $400m per year in the next 5 for cloud usage. even at $780m in revenue next year, that leaves $380m for all their remaining costs.
## Speaker_2: ##
They made a deal with Amazon to pay 50% less
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah i don't think that gets them out of the Google deal
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## Speaker_0: ##
MU has been carrying my portfolio like fucking Superman for about 8 months.
Sadly...I sold about 1/2 of my position few months back. Got rid of 24 Jan. 2018 $30 calls.....
Fuck me, right?
Still made a pretty penny on my remaining position.
## Walls1337bot: ##
MU is my portfolio
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## Speaker_0: ##
Motherfucker you were full-Jew in the last post, now you're half? Are you being diluted?
## Walls1337bot: ##
With every shekel I loose, an ounce of blood drips, and a tear of elohim falls too.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It last 1 second in 2015. This is 2 days.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah this cunt has no idea what he's talking about and name drops Trump like he's John Jacob Astor...let's just say this is only day two of a multiple day slide.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Whelp guess I have you tagged as "TA Fag" for a reason.
## Speaker_0: ##
why when i read your comment i hear the gayest voice in my head followed by finger snapping sass
## Walls1337bot: ##
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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## Speaker_0: ##
How does that math work out? Are the jobs done by robots?
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s almost like the unemployment rate that is usually advertised is a sham and doesn’t account for true unemployment or under employment.
## Walls1337bot: ##
BUT MUH AUTOMATION AND UBI
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wonder how many faggots don't know this whole thing is a typical Trumpist showmanship
## Speaker_1: ##
The whole "trade war" thing, or the whole let's celebrate a 1.5% uptick after tanking 10% thing?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mell Watt is FHFA not FHA
## Speaker_1: ##
Your right. Fat fingered with excitement ;)
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You're
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I know very little about it. But is it even something feasible for the average person?
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Short answer, no times a thousand
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Take some of whatever the anti-Viagra is.
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Doesn't know social cues
Doesn't know sarcasm or a joke
Posts on wsb
Definitely autistic
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And.... now they are red.
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Its just a prank bro
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"LULU $149 Call"
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Earnings report Thursday with massive leaps the past few earnings for Lulu. Not to mention Abercrombie recently surprised investors with earnings, I think this sector is doing well compared to the rest of the market.
I'll enjoy my tendies after earnings
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We see these posts every other week, where was the guy who strongly advised buying before the recent ER? He's gone missing from this sub.
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Probably off himself. I bought in because of him �� fuck that dude
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Weird. I had no idea police entered schools.
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They do. About 40% of schools have police “resource officers” or something to that effect. The worse part is that parents and kids don’t even know that they shouldn’t talk to them. With that said. Many people hardly know about not talking to police on the street. But it seems even fewer people know that about cops in schools.
Edit: what I meant by “talk” was in the context of an investigation. Not friendly banter or whatever.
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Not American and did not follow school shootings closely. Assuming your comment is not a joke, why should you NOT talk to cops?
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It's not just an American thing. Cops have a huge amount of power over you and a small percentage of cops are bad people who became cops to abuse that power. Talking to them will open up opportunities for them to fuck you over.
Basically talking to a random cop is roughly equivalnt of going into the woods at night with a random person. I mean sure most random people aren't going to murder you, but the one who wants to gets a big opportunity alone in the woods.
Cops are dangerous. More dangerous than any crime in my city at any rate.
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> a small percentage of cops are bad people who became cops to abuse that power
You obviously don't know a lot of cops, I'd say 70% of cops are the last people you want to give that kind of power to, it's not an occupation that attracts the best and brightest.
Being a rich white guy, the only reason I know this is how many losers I grew up with that became cops, and then meeting their loser cop buddies. Even shitty cops will play it cool with the general public, they commit all their crimes against people who's word no one believes.
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I'm not invested into TSLA, but if I was, I would look at their FS and see where a majority of their expenses are incurred. If it's primarily into R&D, their profit margin is going to be enormous, if it's a lot of depreciation expenses and operational expenses, less so until they streamline their production and supply chain.
Also I wonder how long it will take them to streamline production; Apple for the Iphone bought every single manufacturer, shipping and freight carriers quotas in their 1st year to make the Iphone production and cost efficient. I hope it's something Elon talks about in their forward guidance.
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That's where they diverge from most traditional companies, they're all R&D. Huge percentage
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No silver hair = downvote from me.
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What the fuck are you talking about
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Your a disgrace to your name
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In 3 years what's more likely, you save up $25K or the White House actually gives a shit about a petition?
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To be fair that is 700 bux a month. Assuming no gains or losses.
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Vs the likelihood of someone in Washington caring about an internet petition....I like the odds
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$500 by end of 2nd qtr 2018. Use your remindme bot you silly people.
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## Speaker_0: ##
In the last 36 months of trading, have you returned 8% gains?
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8% APR, meaning he would be charged interest of 8% each year he had the loan
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Yes he has to beat that rate to make a profit
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And that’s gotta be After taxes on the gains
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Isn't it to gauge the state of the market?
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Yes. But, I think the question is, "why let people gamble on it". And, the answer is clearly, "Cause freedom, ya commie."
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post your trade and make a prediction and ill flair ya tomorrow
the most DD ive seen all week fucking christ
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://imgur.com/a/pyfv5
Hope you can make sense of it. 45x$100 puts and 10x$200 both jan19s. My "prediction" is 50% chance of bankruptcy within 12 months and 75% within 24 months. Might open some '20s soon aswell.
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Why would snap post awesome numbers out of no where
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You have to understand.
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You just lose, that’s it.
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Holy shit, now that's a gamble. Better luck with the rigged markets in the future, hombre.
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Trump filed 4 bankruptcys im just getting started on my first.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I bought OTM puts expiring today. They were ITM for such a short time... all gone. Goddamn you Enron Musk.
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Did you really think this was the moment?
Buy the dip
Until tsla gets close to $225
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## Walls1337bot: ##
(from May, but HCG was bailed out by Warren Buffet after Trudeau and Bill Mourneau personally begged buffet at Bill Gates mansion to save the Canadian. He's since bailed on his "investment" and the contagion of NINJA mortgages is spreading).
>NINJA lenders
Home Capital Group, the "CountryWide" of Canada that does jumbo ($2-3M) NINJA (No Income No Job or Assets) and liar loans (self-declared income), has a $20B mortgage book.
In 2015, they were forced to cut ties with nearly 50 brokers due to massive fraud (homecucks using forged documents or lying about their income). They estimated $2B in mortgages on their books are fraudulent. They don't know which ones. In fact, the number is likely to be far higher. The Ontario securities regulator recently accused the former CEO/CFO of material fraud by lying to the public (the # of fraudulent mortgages is in fact far higher).
As a result, people have been withdrawing nearly all their savings from Home Capital's High Interest Savings accounts. These are term deposits and must be paid out immediately; the run on Home Capital has resulted in their HISA account going from $2B to under $400M in just under a week. As a result, they obtained a $2B credit line from a government pension fund at 22.5% interest and drew down $1B today to stay afloat.
They are essentially bankrupt. They cannot borrow at 22.5% and loan at 3%. Their stock dropped 65% on Wednesday last week and over 30% today. The Canadian bank regulator (OFSI) is "staging" them (seeing how bad their books are). It's rumoured they are terminal, and the OFSI is forcing them to liquidate. This will result in hundreds of thousands of million+ cuckshacks flooding the market, crashing prices.
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Even their oil industry is fucked
NAFTA negotiations start
Trudeau sends Christina Freeland, a SJW journalist, while Trump sends a 70 year old billionaire investment banker Wilbur Ross to represent them
Leaf oil trades at a discount to WTI, usually around $10 because it costs more to transport and is of a lower quality
Leaf oil currently is essentially tariff-free when imported to the USA
Since NAFTA negotiations started, the WCS/WTI differential has drastically widened, to nearly $30 from $10 (meaning one leaf barrel is worth less than $30 while one WTI is $56) as Trudeau has demanded ridiculous SJW policies to be introduced into NAFTA, such as feminism (he wants NAFTA to be the first feminist trade agreement), Indian rights, LGBTQ2S+, Trans rights and other SJW policies
This is almost a direct correlation to the probability of NAFTA being killed by Trump as US refiners demand bigger discounts to account for the risk of NAFTA being killed and a tarrif being introduced suddenly, and since oil takes weeks if not months to be delivered to US refiners via pipeline/train, refiners could have bought WCS futures at say $45 and when taking delivery have to pay a 50% tarrif, wiping out any profit and potentially losing fucktons of money when they refine/"crack" the crude into various refined products such as naptha, gasoline, kerosene/jet fuel etc that are more valuable when sold separately (this is known as the "crack spread" and is the refiners margin)
The WCS-WTI differential is now so large that the probability of NAFTA being killed is priced in 100%
This will completely fuck the leaf economy and cause a severe recession as the USA is the only customer of leaf oil since they are literally too stupid (muh indians, muh environment) to build any pipelines to the sea so they can sell their product to Europe or Asia
>Oilonomics 101
Leaf oil is a heavy oil, meaning the ratio of longer hydrocarbons to shorter hydrocarbons is bigger than say a light oil. This means it is harder for an oil refiner to "crack" (break down the hydrocarbons into shorter ones). This is important because shorter/lighter hydrocarbons are more valuable to a refiner since they are used to make naptha, gasoline, jet fuel, which are more valuable than diesel and fuel oil (used for ships), and heavier crudes also produce more coke and other virtually worthless sludge.
WTI has an API gravity of 39.6 while WCS has an API gravity of 20.5.
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This audio quality is horrible
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he's speaking from a stall
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## Speaker_0: ##
Going from 4th richest person in the world to 8th richest person in the world is a great problem to have.
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Definitely embarrassing for him at his next billionaire get together tho
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedspeak
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Thanks this actually clears up a lot
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## Speaker_0: ##
So the snap is WSB somehow crashing the economy?
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That would be a retarded retail investor closing their account so they don't have to pay their broker (Thor) the thousands of dollars in Margin they lost
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*Market is down one day* - "omg its a bear market!"
*Market is up one day* - "omg its a bull market"
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More like down 20%
Nobody can be this delusional
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I don't get it. So this stock took a massive shit drop a weekish ago and now you wanna buy?
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bruh i bought this shit at 1.37. I'm $1200+ profit right now lol Isnt that good enough?
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... your job
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Pfff 30k barely covers my bills for the year.
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That’s a lot of porn subscriptions
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Its mostly my wifes boyfriends car loans and stuff.
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And I do appreciate it, I really do. Can I get like $2300 for some new rims though?
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Why is the ~~rum~~ tendies gone?
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But why are the tendies gone?
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I didn't eat the tendies, the tendies ate me.
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You merely adopted the tendies.
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I WAS BORN A TENDIE
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What happens now with that bet he made yesterday?
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Oh fuck now I'm bummed. I was really looking forward to that
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## Speaker_0: ##
Seems like market manipulation to me. Dip the market before open, send it low so people sell, and then buy at the lowest and artificially send it skyrocketing before end. This isn’t healthy.
Anyone with long puts into February are going to make thousands, if not tens of thousands, by the end of this debacle.
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Good point. Many of these funds can do stuff like this because they own a shit ton of shares at an extremely low cost basis why sell off when you can just churn that butter over a longer period of time.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I sold 15 116/118... no way did i think it would pop this much... ughhh.. only hope is it pulls back some at open with short term traders taking profit
Edit expected move was ~$11 so i added $5 as a cushion. Boy did that backfire
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I understand absolutely nothing in this whole sub. But I can't stop laughing at how you guys communicate.
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Read a book sometime
## Speaker_1: ##
Is this the part where the outsider gets on the defensive and you troll them until they get frustrated and leave?
Try harder faggot.
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[Who's getting defensive?](https://www.amazon.com/dp/0071817840/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_6PxbybEKX5C3P)
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Yeah man we're here for gainz not a debate on political ideology, I could give a fuck about free markets as long as my lottery tickets still have positive EV.
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My 1/19 $40 call I have been bag holding is finally moving
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I had those and I sold out today just because of how nervous it makes me. Profit, no ragrets.
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I’m holding- I also have 100 shares - I tink my cost basis is 39.65.
I think this can shoot to 45 by EOY
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I've committed to bagholding DWTI until the end of time. I'll hit you up in 5 years to let you know how I'm doing.
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I seriously hope you're kidding... How much lower can oil possibly go?
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I dunno how does $10 lower sound ya lil shit
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LPT: Scottrade will price match cheaper brokers if you ask.
Source: Left Scottrade for a cheaper broker and their attempt to keep as a customer was to offer to price match.
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Yep, last time they called me, I told them my strategy was thinking about leaving for a cheaper broker. They gave me $4.95 trades right away. Still opened a tastyworks account for options.
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