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I bought my first options ever. I have no fucking clue what I'm doing so feel free to explain to me how autistic I am:
$17 March 24 calls.
did I done goofed?
Only got 13 contracts @ .06 so it was under 100 bucks with commissions.
Also holding 409 regular shares @ $8.72. Just wanted to try this whole option thing so I can lose money with the rest of you idiots.
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Those are REALLY far OTM for an expiration that close. You need it to hit $17.06 just to break even. (Obviously if AMD rockets up tomorrow, you can unload at a profit, but they'll likely be worthless by end of this week. Time decay is gonna kill you) You probably have a <3% chance of making money off these, barring something crazy. Better than buying a lottery ticket, but not by much.
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Do we get raises every year or how does that work?
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Just ask for a raise I'm sure the stock gods will give it to you.
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It's his passion. Collecting the green is a fringe benefit.
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His passion is making profit but not actually the money?
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Yup, if he liked the money he could live in a mansion with several lambos. Instead he simply lives in a single house all his life with a shitty car. His life sucks, despite being a billionaire.
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In a documentary I watched, his wife was giving him allowance for a single burger in mcDonalds
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I thought he was more a Dairy Queen fan. I guess he can dumpster dive if he wants.
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How do I short the entire state of Massachusetts?
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Puts on Dunkin Donuts (recently renamed to just *Dunkin*)
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Thanks for the DD, I’ll send my puts in Monday. Assuming I still have an account after the ass blasting I encountered on Friday.
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Don't you mean D? He just told you they changed their name.
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The swings are ~20%
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Options?
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Its robinhood lmao
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Can't even focus on work, more important things going on...
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lol haven't gotten to any work in 2 days
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Probably hanging from a tree.
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Some of us were crazy and bought in before it hit the top.
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In from 23, not sweating this.
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in at $17
I come to these threads to watch people freak out, it's entertaining.
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It's almost like you guys have never invested before. You see some drops in price and lose your fucking minds.
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Did you just say "invest"
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One -1% day and these post begin... Jesus
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Holy fuck he's back boys. DOW 25,000
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The title seems quite misleading. He doesn't have just $100 billion in the bank. It's spread out across many investments and assets
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yea no it's definitely just cash. he cashed out of some boa warrants recently for absolute bank.
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There are, just not in tech.
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Yeah, I'm up 4% this past week.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
edit - below is part speculation as those in the know are tight lipped on this.
Massive x86 architecture bug found. Hypervisor attack via user escalation.
Software work around comes at major performance hit. Linux, BSD and Microsoft kernal developers are scrambling for a fix.
Short Intel, Amazon, and Mircosoft
Long AMD although it might sell off too as this story comes to light.
http://pythonsweetness.tumblr.com/post/169166980422/the-mysterious-case-of-the-linux-page-table
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/02/intel_cpu_design_flaw/
I fear a wider semiconductor / cloud sell off.
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reddit discussion on it
https://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/7ngnsa/the_mysterious_case_of_the_linux_page_table/?st=jbz602rh&sh=16e2a8cd
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$stock DDD
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3D Systems Corporation (**DDD**):
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**Price:** $17.12
**Open:** $16.85
**Change:** 0.20 (+1.18%)
**Today's Low/High:** 16.69 / 17.22
**Volume:** 2,149,146.00
**Market Cap:** 1.92B
**WSB(beta):** N/A
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You can tell the degradation of their short thesis... feels good
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Yes, for once the company and their bulls don’t have to resort to moving the goalposts and delusion to explain terrible performance. Feels good.
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Disclosure: no holdings for or against TSLA.
To eek out 5k per week for ONE WEEK THE ENTIRE QUARTER.
They had production in makeshift factories with "all hands on deck."
AKA, unsustainable production.
Nothing concrete here in the slightest.
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I dont understand but I don't follow enough to know what's killing Tesla's production. Why can they not just fucking open more factories or expand current ones and hire more people?
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They just tripled their production rate so far this year. That's actually pretty good. Factories don't build themselves in days
Edit : an average prod of 2297 cars/week in Q4 2017 versus 7000/week is 3x times if anyone is wondering. So that's a bit longer than 6 months since its an average for Q4
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Ford managed a 400 percent increase in production in one year, one hundred and twelve years ago using human beings and like even paying them.
Ford didn't even have time to sit on Twitter all day bitching and whining. He was like working!
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400% in 12 months is less than 300% in 6
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Dude, I'm talking about when your great great grandfather was slamming Gladis, that side chick in the cafe. It was a long, long, time ago.
Tesla has fucking robots and shit.
Ford invented assembly lines, something Musk is having issues with a hundred plus years later, and with help of some rubber barons, killed all mass transit in America. From 1500 cars in 1905, to 8700 in 1906, to 15000 in 1907. That's some serious balls and go getting.
And again, he actually worked and didn't bitch and whine on Twitter all day which is always a plus in my book.
It's bad enough seeing all these 14 year old rappers named after Dr Sue's characters tweeting and bitching, but a grown ass affluent man, fuck that noise, nothing worse.
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I mean, a great percentage increase is also easier to achieve if the initial production is low
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I lost my $69k on TBEV. I fuck seniors at the local rest home to alleviate my existential loneliness
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Had better be an all-male seniors home.
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Holy shit I think I actually understood that. What the fuck is happening to me? ��
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Ya, it was well written and easy to understand. Out autism is wearing off, need another vaccine.
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Lucky for you it's flu season and this one has 4 vaccines in 1 !!!
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The desktop client also freezes constantly, there's no way to scale it for high-density displays (i.e. all the text is tiny), and there's no mobile app (yet).
The lack of mobile app means I'm tied to my computer, which would be fine if my full-time job was to trade. But it's not, and if one of my positions makes a big movement while I'm in the car or at a lunch appointment, well, ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Seems like a rushed beta version, unfortunately. I'm going to put my money back into Fidelity until they've got their shit sorted.
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Mobile is our main resource hog at this time. Hence long fix times for things. We are growing.
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I didn't need a response or excuse, but since you offered one: I don't understand. How is there a "fix time" for something which does not yet exist? Or are you saying that you're focusing so much on mobile that you don't have time/resources to fix the desktop client?
As for the fact that tastyworks is growing: as a retail investor/consumer/trader, I couldn't give a fuck less. The only thing I give a shit about is whether or not your product is complete (it's not) and offers advantages over the dozens of other options out there. Thus far, your competitive advantages (e.g. charts and commission structure) are moot because I can't even use the fucking thing half the time.
Put out a finished product and I'll give it another shot. I'm not a VC investing in some start-up's shitty beta, so the status of your company's growth means fuck-all to me.
## Speaker_0: ##
Are you seriously writing more than a sentence about a beta/invite release ?
Lulz
You sound like a cuck
The kinda guy that buys me dinner and drinks all night and then gets disappointed I go home with an alpha and not a bitch
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Wow, with that kind of attitude towards users, what could possibly go wrong?
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"Here's an invite to try out our new software!"
"Cool, thanks. ... OK, this shit is mostly broken and it's nearly unusable. That's my feedback."
"Fuck you faggot die in a fire"
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Haha I have been talking everyone's ear off about the wild shit that happened over the past week only to realize that they couldn't care less
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story of my life
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What's happening on the earnings call? Is the CEO admitting to raping his grandmother?
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Down 5% must’ve been his grandpa grandma would only bring it down 3%
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What do you get for a cousin?
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Herpes
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Micron
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Enron?
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I don't have FB. What's the synopsis.
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me neither i just clicked on it and it started playing
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Wait, is using the N-word here ok now? If John had just used the N-word as part of a meme it would have been fine?
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Papa used a hard -er
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I know you are jesting, but so did Bill Maher, and HBO stock didnt tank.
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Maher isn't the former CEO and chairman of HBO, he also wasn't on a conference call about how not to be racist.
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Which makes it more racist. Maher made a joke about slavery on television in front of a live audience. Papa John quoted someone else using the word in a private call with his PR firm about managing negative press. Maher's usage was clearly more inappropriate. Imagine if Papa John went on Bill Mahers show, and made a joke about being a "house nigger", you know damn well you'd be furious.
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I think maher was stupid to use it but he hosts a politically incorrect satire show, not a billion dollar company. Papas quote was him using a 19th century southerner using it as justification for him saying it in 2018. I think the real difference is that everyone kinda knew papa was racist but no one really believes maher is a racist.
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It was Grimes tweeting from his account. She admitted it as well
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Honestly, I have no clue why Elon Musk would date Grimes. Grimes is just not that good looking for the type of money that Elon has. Elon is not even that bad looking.
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Elon musk is like a 6 on a good day. Thats kinda bad when you spent over a million going from a 4 to a 6.
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290 call? Cmon
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270 was overly optimistic, 290 was plain dumb.
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I lost 5k on my flight to Vegas two years ago. It ruined my whole weekend because I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
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Y tho
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Tryna get that last pump and dump before P finally commits sepoku
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RIP :(
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/16/indian-businessman-famed-for-240000-gold-shirt-beaten-to-death
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Bought just a few shares on the last dip cause I'm poor.
Now I'm less poor. But still poor.
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Less poor is still closer to that yacht than poor.
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What level shitposting is this
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9001
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id rather commit sudoku with twitter calls than bet on asscoin
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more gains 4 me
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## Speaker_0: ##
It’s called a Monte Carlo is it just predicts the most likely outcome. Doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee
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It would also be very unfair to only run a single simulation. If you'd run 1000 you would maybe have Germany or Brazil win 200/1000 times. Which means they have the heighest chance compared to the others, but not a very high chance.
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Yeah this is what people don’t understand - especially when it comes to moderately high risk scenarios. My favorite analogy to use is poker. For instance, I can go all in with the best hand, say the nut flush, on the turn, and be a 98% favorite against 2 guys who both have 2 pair, then one of them can hit a miracle full house on the river and take alll the chips. But it’s still the right move to go all in with them there because 98% of the time that doesn’t happen, and over the long run I’m winning that.
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It’s more like 83 % in that case...98% is only one out, but I wouldn’t even consider that close to a miracle.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What about AAPL?
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Fear not, for the lunchtime buyers will step in around 11:30 and bring it back to positive territory.
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LMAO AMD GPUs. Cheapskates.
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It's might be more than that, Nvidia already has a solid cloud streaming service that's been in beta for a year now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
God damn it please don’t turn one of my favourite companies into a meme stock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSB8p9OlZ5g
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Fucking lol. That made my back to the 9-5 monday morning better.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I love everyone thinking they're gonna get in cheap tomorrow morning, like why the fuck would the rest of us have risked so much money on calls Friday if we could have just waited until tomorrow morning and bought?
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Your more likely to win following the pack than betting on a side. You’ll get a bigger profit do your risk though.
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“20% in a month”
>look at his post history
>posted “Just watched the big short”
someone mod his ass
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Don't. I want updates
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i said mod not ban, learn to read faggot or you tryna be a mod too?
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Well jokes on you, I don't know what half those words mean.
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Negative yachting
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Mining?
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Taking the bus
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some might call it a public road yacht.
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The loser cruiser!
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this is going to lead to our first SEC investigation
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someone tell Cramer about it or slip it into one of his calls
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Hmm how do I short California?
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Elect a conservative. That'll make them go crazy
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unfortunately conservatives tend to grow budget deficits, CA needs a Democrat to keep a balanced budget.
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Sorry to hear you won’t be getting any inheritance
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As someone from r/all I can’t tell if this is a joke about op’s dad losing all his money obsessing over stocks or because he spent all his money on the computers.
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You will not lose any noticeable value overnight. Chill.
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I mean i think the main concern is it opening down 5-10% pre market. Especially since gold broke to 1999 AH he *may* actually loose a decent amount for that hold
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He's talking about decay. Holding for a few days won't be a big deal
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Pretty sure you can hold a few weeks and be okay as long as its not downward trending. Hell you can hold a few months if you have a strong upward surge. People overplay the decay a little too much in these threads....
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We can't see the good DD because of all the satirical and Shkreli posts. I didn't even see it and I try my best not to miss anyone's DD. Ugh
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I would like to see a DD tag.
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I would also like to see more DDs
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The bots bro... The bots.
I'll leave this here though...
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You tards are jinxing the fuck out of this.
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i need to erase all of the losses from oct-nov so get on board or get the fuck out
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You'd only be surprised if you're a retard. No one gives a fuck about Syria, if anything another long extended conflict will extend this bull market another 20 years (see 2001-2018).
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2001\-2018 was a non\-stop bull market?
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TSLA earnings tonight. Probably why it's dipping. Elon just did a TED interview April 30th that is getting people hyped.
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Are you high? Ford is dipping due to shitty April sales numbers. Nothing to do with that meme stock tesla.
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Tesla sells like 1/50th as many cars as Ford, too.
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If the price drops pre market prepare your angus.
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Those are center spread limit orders, not market orders.
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You'll be eating steak instead of getting fucked.
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Does sex dungeons and hidden room additions increase your property tax?
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Not if you do it without permits.
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How do i short Martins life?
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Death pool.
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Will it be the bull trap?
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Yes. Most posts I’ve seen are either (1) bagholders who want out of weedstocks or (2) people trying to swing trade and plan on holding a day or two.
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Am I stupid for being a badholder that holds longterm?
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Why is oil up anyway?
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some fat rich fuck wearing a tophat and a monocle somewhere must hate kids, and read recently they like 'investing' in UWTI a lot, so he goes out and buys some CL contracts to make price go up and then proceeds to shit all over every american teen/tween who think they're clever by going long on a leveraged oil ETF with their robinhood account.
funny name by the way, 'robinhood' as if that app will make a lot of money from the rich go to the poor. we all know it's the other way around, most of the time.
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It's called wallstreetBETS. It's speculation leaning towards gambling.
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That is the gayest shit I've ever seen
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You haven't seen my asshole yet.
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I was blindfolded that night, forgot sorry
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tbh as long as it doesn't get unlisted or no risk of being unlisted pops up, investors will keep buying it higher and higher.
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But that's what I don't get...
I can understand the immorality of Wall Street, that's just a fact of life. However; their shares almost double even when their revenue/profit halves?
Clearly I don't see what these hedgefunds see... I just can't imagine it's sustainable...
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Ichan, manipulates the price.
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Ichan, step brother of 4chan
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MARKET ORDER
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what's wrong with that, liquidity is retardedly high
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That's is the most stable line I've ever seen
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Looks like me grandmother's heart monitor when we had to put her down.
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Lol, so you yoloed it away and yoloed it back? what were your positions?
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AMD, LUV, HEAR, F, MU, SNAP, SQ and GE. Never held anything longer than 24 hours and mostly just YOLO daytrades. Happy to be back above even.
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What's the plan going forward? Keep yoloing or try for a longer term strategy? Fucking amazing turn around, congrats and thanks for sharing.
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I think I will keep up with the YOLO, although I might not do 100% account bets. Maybe 50%
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## Speaker_0: ##
Volunteer for a mentoring program and get assigned kids for the day. I take them to amusement parks, the beach, etc. It does the kids a lot of good to be around a healthy male presence, and they really enjoy a day out of their shithole neighborhoods. Doing this balances out the bad stuff from the rest of the week.
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Wow so wholesome.
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This is what weaponized autism looks like
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This is why investment banks want to hire people with autism. This, albeit very illegal is som damn creative market making.
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Why
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I’m up 8k since I saw the post. Adcom this week and hopefully I make another 10k
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Groovy
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pre-market starts at 4:00 am and the markets officially open at 9:30 am. (Eastern)
Sounds like you are referring to the “pre-trading” in Robinhood Only?
Well why I bother to correct? You are right since this is WSB.
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Most European markets open at 9:00 am CET, that's what I though about. If you trade Europe and N-America, you could trade between 9:00-22:00 CET. But of course, only autists trade for 13 hours a day.
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The tax bill included a new law that makes it a capital crime to trade on Saturdays so you'll have to wait until Monday.
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What about Sundays? Can I still trade then??
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Welcome home, son
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I have a dad now? Cool!
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We all had dads once.
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I can't even how many dads I've had.
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Or how many u called daddy
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Hes also long game stop and tailored brands sooo
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GameStop must want to move out of game sales into eSports or some shit.
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B&M game sales are ded. eSports is even getting doctor's research eSports specific medical conditions.
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If that's the direction GameStop wants to go, sure. Trouble is, it doesn't look like that's the direction GameStop wants to go.
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This is the woman with the chicken closet, right? How you gonna listen to a woman like that when it comes to tendies?
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Chicken closet?
## Walls1337bot: ##
How do y’all not [know about the chicken closet?](http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2016/12/azealia-banks-sacrificed-chickens-twitter-reacts/)
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know those two only bought BRK.A to enjoy the shareholder discount on their car insurance premiums.
## Speaker_1: ##
You get the same discount for holding .B
It's actually significant. My wife and I are on a plan together with 2 cars and our premium went down $320/year just from the discount
## Speaker_2: ##
I thought it was just 10%
## Walls1337bot: ##
If he sucks at driving, his premiums could be high as fuck.
Or DUIs.. those'll fuck you in the pooper bite the pillow style.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How'd ya do it ?
## Speaker_1: ##
Last big trade was buying MA $165 calls yesterday during dip for $12.55 each and sold for $22 each. Was pretty much all in on that. Made like $17k or so on that.
## Speaker_2: ##
in other words you made most all your gains on one trade. see you \-50&#37; next week
## Speaker_1: ##
Been making big gains for weeks. I usually do 1 trade st a time. This run started at 4K. New strategy. Seems to be working.
## Speaker_3: ##
What’s your strategy?
## Speaker_1: ##
Limiting risk with mid deep ITM calls/puts. I've found I'm really good at choosing direction. Where I was messing up previously was buying OTM and not getting a big enough move. I limit my upside per trade, but greatly reduce risk.
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## Speaker_0: ##
and I was mad bc I had to sell at 10.83 from 11.05 this morning, this is why you cannot trade successfully and still keep a job. I am an unemployed asshole who has made $5k this year sitting on my ass.
EDIT: I would have lost 3k dollars today if I was working
## Walls1337bot: ##
> I am an unemployed asshole who has made $5k this year sitting on my ass.
That's not a lot. Have you tried churning? You can make twice that without the risk. 5K with high risk stock, with money you can't afford to lose, is kind of sad.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
There is literally no volume at all for any of the expiry dates, puts or calls...
Edit: 20 volume for puts for July 5 dollar strike, and not much open interest. Sounds like a great plan.
## Speaker_0: ##
Sometimes you just have to stop being a pussy and make your own volume.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You are the embodiment of this sub.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Studies also show that if you browse /r/wallstreetbets, you often perform worst than other investors.
## Speaker_1: ##
Was doing fine until I found out about MU from wsb goddamnit
## Walls1337bot: ##
if your portfolio survives the next couple of years, you'll be richer than your friends
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## Speaker_0: ##
I never thought in a million years I would lose 30% of my portfolio on Dunkin fucking Donuts
My move tomorrow is to jump off of a Dunkin Donuts
## Speaker_1: ##
Those stores aren't very tall. Soon you'll be back posting on here "I cant believe I broke both my legs from Dunkin fucking Donuts"
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks for the DD, guess I’ll just jump off of a bridge instead.
## Speaker_2: ##
> DD
#Dunkin Donuts
## Walls1337bot: ##
haha I guess op didn't do enough DDDD
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your next move is to sell your calls at a lost, buy puts and then watch the SPY sky rocket for the loss both ways in true WSB fashion.
## Speaker_1: ##
Please do this OP. SPY needs to hit 300 by March
## Speaker_2: ##
No by April (for me)
## Walls1337bot: ##
by June for me I'm a HUGE pussy .
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## Speaker_0: ##
Christ.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shorted.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This woman is probably laughing her ass off reading Toshiya Hari's bearish articles about AMD right now.
If we get a few more weeks like this with MU and AMD, I'll be getting ~~Mama Subae and Papa Sanjay tattoos on my ass cheeks~~ a new rig with 20 TB of Micron SSD, 32 GB of Micron RAM, and the most expensive AMD processor money can buy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I just want to buy a Mazda Miata NA and ride around with her in it with the top down.
*If you know what I mean.*
## Speaker_1: ##
Be sure to get one with a rotary engine.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Nah man, those only belong in the RX cars. God forbid I meet someone with an rx7 or rx8 that did an LS swap. I’ll light them on fire.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Even as sure a bet as a lot of people thought this fight was putting down 100k at -650 odds is definitely a yolo move
## Speaker_1: ##
I had the same thought as this guy. I can never pick a stock that'll give me a 15% return in one day. I didn't have the $100k to do it but it seemed like smart money. I would've been sweating after Connor landed that uppercut in the first round.
## Speaker_2: ##
15% or -100%
## Speaker_3: ##
IF you think Conor even had a chance, you're a fucking madman.
But this is WSB tho so
## Speaker_4: ##
Apparently a lot of people thought he had a chance given the odds, right? Dingus.
## Speaker_5: ##
I think people thought it was fixed more than they thought he had an actual chance to win the fight on his own.
The smart money was on "draw then rematch", and I'm even shocked that didn't happen.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It WAS fixed by them, watch it close again, Conor pulls his punches, Floyd leaves open shots on the table.
I thought it was to draw a rematch and take the smart money fleece again, but if not, it seems they had an agreement behind the scenes to make it look good, let Floyd guarantee the 50th win but let Conor walk away with his head held high and 100 million dollar payday.
I'm not convinced there isn't a rematch on the back burner, the way Floyd spends his money, he'll be going broke again with 24 months.
Either way, neither of them put in a real effort, just a really good pillow fight.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Time decay bud
## Speaker_1: ##
Stock price increase bud
## Speaker_0: ##
Yep that explains the calls lol
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol which one do you think has a bigger impact... 1 week of time decay, or $2 stock price increase in 1 week? ��
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## Walls1337bot: ##
These aren’t FDs slow your roll
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## Speaker_0: ##
Does anyone have any predictions for the different outcomes of midterms? Why do people think democrats will help the economy and not repeal tax cuts and raise interest rates at the same time to hurt Trump.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Who's saying that? The only ones I've heard that from is people saying Dems are getting big donations from companies. Honestly if they try to impeach him, we're not gonna be at ATH for a while.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Meme stocking aside, who the fuck puts 100% of their six figure account in anything?
## Walls1337bot: ##
diversification eliminates gains, brah. enjoy your index fund.
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## Speaker_0: ##
are you ready to suck dick for a living?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Born ready
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## Speaker_0: ##
/u/losingmoneyrightleft where's the tattoo beyotch!?
## Speaker_1: ##
He pussying out and buffing out his chest with his posts trying to redirect questions.
## Speaker_2: ##
He’s at -22 karma. His plan isn’t working.
## Walls1337bot: ##
-600+ now, 1 hour later.
## Speaker_2: ##
My plan is working.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I never seen so many WSB'ers unite for a common cause. We should just stop using the word autistic here since it's clearly heavily implied in any post or comment we make.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Probably
Readying
A
Yellow cup of chic-fil-a sauce
For the tendies I’ll be getting from
USO
## Speaker_1: ##
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
## Walls1337bot: ##
What. the. fuck.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If we haven't started recovering by next Friday I'm out - full liquidation for whatever change these calls will be worth.
5 months of staring at my phone at work just to lose a few paychecks have not been worth it on my emotional or financial wellbeing at all.. need a break
## Walls1337bot: ##
your training is complete
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh hey great title fuckhead
## Walls1337bot: ##
did you just call yourself a fuckhead?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Hi, don't be like the guy who turned 4k into 250k and then lost it all. TAKE SOME PROFITS AND PUT IT IN THE BANK
## Speaker_0: ##
Get out
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jeez, I'm tired. Don't know what came over me. MORE TSLA CALLS OR NO BALLS
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Confirmed. I'm 22 and I returned something there today. They'll be bankrupt by Friday.
## Speaker_0: ##
Solid millennial DD
I bet you went to brunch after
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yep. Tapas for dinner.
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## Speaker_0: ##
No volume. I just took a nap hoping something would happen... Nothing.
## Speaker_1: ##
FB volume tho.. I’d load up a few calls if I were a bettin man.
## Speaker_2: ##
I just grabbed some. Hold on to your dicks.
Edit: Up $2. This is going better than expected.
## Walls1337bot: ##
$2 total amirite
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## Speaker_0: ##
Could you even imagine trying to party with Clinton?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hello Young People, would you like to hake a hit of my wine cooler?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Which one of you desperate fag did this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Prob the same savage who tried to bomb Targets so he could buy on the dip. This dude didn't even buy puts. He wanted to buy shares on the dip afterwards. Short US education system.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
what if they cook the books and say that each picture is a new imaginary user
## Speaker_0: ##
Then revenue per user plummets even further, affirming what investors already believe about their piss poor ad platform.
## Walls1337bot: ##
solid DD buying puts
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## Speaker_0: ##
Because you shorted the 271s and would be naked if you closed the other leg
## Speaker_1: ##
So I can either close both positions at once or buy back the 271s first?
## Speaker_2: ##
yes. also, what were you thinking opening this spread?
## Speaker_1: ##
No idea. I thought I'd be able to sell the 270s thinking the recovery is starting. Now both options are gonna expire worthless or I have to take the loss
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jesus Christ dude you opened a credit spread. You WANT them to expire worthless... You already collected the premium. You're negative because if you closed them now you would dip into your colateral. Just leave it alone and you'll probably be fine.
You really are fucking retarded.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wait till italy's referendum, buy b/t Nov. 30 - Dec. 2. Im betting they will vote no
## Walls1337bot: ##
I bought dec 2 calls :p
edit: I bought these a while ago, not directly after ops post lol
## Speaker_0: ##
Italy's referendum is sunday december 4
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah, i fucked up
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## Speaker_0: ##
Am I the only person in the world that’s at 22% gain this week and last week?
## Walls1337bot: ##
+30% last week. -5% this week.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is a total honeypotting move. You know that they are going to make their own if it gets too popular.
## Speaker_1: ##
That's what I think it is. Capitalize on the "craze" of the BM name and then once that all fades away make your own that tastes basically the same. If you don't think McD's has their chemical engineers tearing these things apart ready to make an exact copy you're crazy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Does beyond not have a patent?
Thatd guarantee some time
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone telling you that you should have held and risked 20k profits on the day are probably the same people calling you an idiot for making this trade in the first place. Good sell OP
## Speaker_1: ##
Agreed. Op can cop that new Toyota Corolla.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Half of a model 3*
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is... is that the fashion mall in Indy? Did Carmel empty of basic bitches for the day?
## Speaker_1: ##
No this is in Canada. Trends reach over here when they start diminishing in the US.
## Speaker_2: ##
London Ontario lmao
## Walls1337bot: ##
Masonville or nah
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’m hearing echoes of that time back when it was stuck below 30 and everyone was going ‘fuck this stock’ brb buying more calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
I sold at 31. I'm not making that mistake again.
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## Speaker_0: ##
makes sense tbh, there wasn't a recession after the dotcom crash, unlike in 08. Everything is just overvalued and there's going to be a massive overreaction that sends things crashing and creates a self-sustained panic, just make sure you're around for when it bottoms out so you can buy everything for sale.
## Speaker_1: ##
How long do you think it'll take to bottom out/how far do you think it'll drop?
## Speaker_2: ##
Just buy puts that are at least 4 weeks out instead of being a degenerate gambler and buying weekly puts.
## Speaker_1: ##
What's with the hostility? Why am I a degenerate gambler? I dont buy weekly puts.
## Speaker_2: ##
Is this your first day here or something? We're all mean to each other.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol. Fuck you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
7/20 $90 Calls.
Picked up 5/30 for only $0.10!
Edit: [Jesus Christ](https://i.imgur.com/9zNvIih.jpg) - there's actually an open interest of 5,918 on them. So many retards.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They could just be the long leg of a bear call spread. Sell the 60 or 70 and buy the super cheap 90 just to cap potential losses or to lower buying power requirements.
You never know what part of a strategy a single strike could be so it's really hard to judge something like that
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## Speaker_0: ##
You F'ing noob engineers
Skipping brake testing was part of an integrated safety plan. Tesla also skipped 300 welds per car so that in accident the car's body will dissipate energy by falling apart.
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## Speaker_1: ##
> Tesla also skipped 300 welds per car so that in accident the car's body will dissipate energy by falling apart.
They went even further than this. In order to reduce the chance of a serious accident, the cars actually fall apart *before the accident even happens*. It's a brilliant strategy, really.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They were going to stop there, but decided to remove all bulbs from the taillights so everyone ~~has to~~ will be more alert to not crash into them. Truly remarkable.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I think this is different than FB and definitely an overreaction. The hit EPS dead on, and just "lost" some users: they banned fake accounts. They say it's to improve the platform long-term and I'm with them on this one.
Also, I feel like a lot of people are using Twitter again. And the company has $32B market cap, compared to FB 510B (yeah, I get that Twitter isn't gonna be as high as FB anytime soon, but I still think for what it is, it's lower valued than Facebook after the drop).
## Speaker_1: ##
This isn’t different from Facebook at all. Facebook didn’t miss any of its numbers by much either. The problem was forward growth.
Twitter can make any excuses it wants but it has no evidence to show that it’s growing even if it didn’t address the fake accounts. These companies, especially twitter, have the valuations they have because they’re expected to wildly grow. Couple that with the fact that it’s barely eeking out a profit and FB looks like a shining star in comparison.
## Speaker_0: ##
Well, if I look at my friends: nobody uses facebook anymore (not counting Whatsapp and some Instagram), but everyone starts using twitter. Idk, I'd rather be long TWTR than FB, but we'll see.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yea your problem is not counting Instgram and WhatsApp. Both have over a billion users and are growing considerably.
So while FB is maturing in terms of growth the other 2 still have plenty room to run.
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