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Yo my 24 year old sister still calls my dad "daddy" and it kinda wierds me out
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The real question is do you still call him daddy?
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Everyone is going to lose their fingers trying to catch this knife. I assume that's why the memage on here has been terrible as of late.
I ask why buy the dip and not just short the rally? This is clearly in a down trend. You get what 1 or 2 days of green with absurd whips... |
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Well the Organisation for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons is sending a team to the site of the attack tomorrow. I'm sure the carrier strike group will simply turn around if it turns out Assad didn't do it or if it was fabricated. I mean it's pretty clear from the way the... |
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20% loss today fuck me.
I'm still up about 102%, not sure if I should keep holding or nah
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if you're up 102% why would you sell? The whole focus is on Canadian legalization which still looks very likely.
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More like imminent.
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Is mango speaking this week? why can't I find any information??
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He spoke on Twitter:
"Statement from China: “The teams of both sides are now having smooth communications and good cooperation with each other. We are full of confidence that an agreement can ... |
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I need a QQQ -3% day plz thx
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TIL the secret to making good trades is have $31,000 in cash in your multiple bank accounts on standby to buy dips when they occur
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Have you tried just not being poor?
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PF is a fucking faggot shithole, full of poor fucks who are dumb as shit and have no self control. They get themselves into $50k+ CC debt buying the dumbest shit and then complain that they're poor and want help, when all the help they need is "Why the fuck did you buy that ... |
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All I can say is I hope it goes up, basically YOLO'd all of last month's paycheck on it
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at what point would you hope it to go down?
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If you just delete your account you won’t have to pay
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i will try that
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Tell them you're colorblind and you thought green numbers meant gains
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Can confirm, works on cops.
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Fuuuuuck I bought Calls when it was around 275 flat today and felt like a god until this shit hits me like an unmanned missile drone honed in on my portfolio
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Hmmm portfolio drones, long DFEN
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Jokes on you because I only fund my options trading adventures with 1k ��
So if i put that money into a mutual fund I'd have like around $100 extra? So technically my risk to reward on options is better than a mutual fund right?
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Sounds right. I'm going all... |
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You have to watch Wolf of Wallstreet to Answer that question
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came here to say this
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For context, i'm this guy: https://ns.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7kn8g9/id_rather_be_lucky_than_smart_behold_my_dumbest/
BTW, the numbers for my gains are different since the total balance is listed in CAD but the account i'm trading in is USD. The total balance a... |
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Fucking Visa man
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I fucking hate this stock
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This is making me re-consider buying Calls at open, but instead waiting for a rally and then buying puts. I do think there will be a slight rally tomorrow, but this guidance is terrible
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I think this is an over reaction, even considering the news
They ar... |
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Holy shit. Just looked at them index charts for the day. 90% of last night’s general thread had people saying they were going in on puts after the “morning” rally. Sure enough the market sputtered a couple hours into open. I guaran-fucking-tee that a fuck load of people on t... |
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"...study the masters of their daft..."
Got it.
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Plenty reading material here then.
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https://m.imgur.com/gallery/zUAmn
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Yes.
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I believe this is the article he is referring to...
[Here](https://www.wsj.com/articles/time-for-a-fed-pause-11545092108)
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Which is pretty much saying that we should never end QE? If not now, then when?
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30k puts on google.
He has 35k+ in FB calls too
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105k in FB calls.
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Oh lord R.I.P.
I think he automatically becomes a mod.
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Picking up more GALE and looking into BIND.
Probably some PGNX for the PDUGA date on 4/17.
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I will YOLO on $PGNX tomorrow. Witness me
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I would hold off on YOLOing PGNX. Their PDUFA date just got pushed back...
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## Speaker_0: ##
You're going to truly disappoint your father. He set you up for success and gave you a real life cheat code to financial stability, and you're going to fuck it all up.
Wallstreetbets just found a new mod, congratulations you degenerate!
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For real I’d b... |
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I tried both and hate them. Someone needs to come up with a platform that recommends trades and I can swipe left or right. Call it tindies.
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Folks, we have a winner.
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There's a guy on here that bought $200,000 in calls
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Well he’s gonna get yeeted on
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Agree I'm going in tomorrow 30-60 min into the day with some aug OTM calls, maybe a faggots delight too
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So expensive doe
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"China has a 99% chance of winning a trade war" - Nate Silver
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Trump continually proves that 1% margin is bigger than people think.
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He had roughly a 20 percent chance at winning the presidency. Those odds are better than russian roulette
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Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
## Speaker_0: ##
that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
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Hmmm mmmm
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Isn't his cousin Roman, just going to be chairman?
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Nah, he's bowling.
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> eel like just selling my stocks on this and just take the lo
Hold long, you think AMD is going to die?
Nahfam. This same upward swing will probably repeat with Vega. Im a new trader and I swear to god half of you shouldn't be trading.
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New to options, can someone help me read this? Netflix calls at $86 that expire July 29th 2016. The rest is French to me.
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Upvote hoping girls read this and assume the reason I have a small apartment is because I own a lot of stock.
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I own a lot of stock because I'm compensating for something I don't have...
^^A ^^lack ^^of ^^a ^^stable ^^father ^^figure.
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Which one of you was this?
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Fsmcouseaaeau or however it's spelled?
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Nope. It's me.
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Will you go down on me like MU?
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lmao winner
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GS are the most faggoty faggots around. Even more then you op.
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> e
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one must earn MU gains through months of torturous -20%+ price action
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Down 1,4% AH because another co. in a related industry reported a great ER? What do you think about that Mr. moho ?
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I a nice recovery this morning, hope it holds... |
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I really want to show people my technical charts as to how low we will fall but I don't want to scare people here.
But I will give you an outline. I think we will see a bounce next week or so to 2550-2600 and then we go to 2100 and lower. You will be surprised as to what m... |
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Holy fuck. I rather be down $1000 than knowing I made .22 cents in 9 months. Cause I'm down $1000.
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.22 cents isn't the worst thing to make in 9 months
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still not enough to buy some gum from a gumball machine lol
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fuckin... |
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Speculative biotech and WSB, name a better duo.
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Elon and SEC
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Together forever.
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Until red dead 2 beats it in a few weeks
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Another niche game that gets great press, but still not bigger than the COD franchise.
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Hardly niche when it is being developed by Rockstar games, whose last title was GTAV, which is the most fi... |
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less people on the ship=less weight=rocket engines can lift us higher into space
I'm strapped in, Captain.
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Moon? Fuck the moon...we going to Mars
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The goddamn market makers just trying to fuck us
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definitely like...a pretty dick move tho
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## Speaker_0: ##
That can't be right... can it? That means Apple's smartphone profit margin has to be 22.2 times higher than the average of the rest. Maybe they're including smartphone makers with negative profits (not only considering positive profits).
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It's accurate. ... |
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user reports:
1: this mod is not funny
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who let you out of the kitchen?
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These days your mother is relieving me in more ways than one.
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The development has been decent but the field of view and the aspect ratios are just completely off. It is also incredibly hard to find specific subgenres and the interaction with the video is often simply limited to moving your head.
What I want is a full cybernetic su... |
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*It is an Oprah day in futures, you get green, you get green and everything must be green.*
Bond futures green
Silver futures green
Gold futures green
Russell 2000 futures green
SPX futures green
Nasdaq futures green
VIX futures green
Oil futures green
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BUT GUYS DR BURRY who predicted the big short invested in GAMESTOP AND TLRD
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Ya some stupid ass fucks I swear
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Bro you're annoying af lol
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Bro suck my cock I’m making mo... |
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**Mods, please remove if deemed to be too political.**
This type of proposal does have a significant effect on the market and wealthy investors in general. So this sub is likely not affected but still.
>Democrats have long sought to end the preferential tax treatment ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Mid weekend check in. Fairly quiet so far anything spicy I missed?
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Ever watch the movie Quietplace? That's how the China trade deal and the market is like right now. Once a dumb dumb starts playing their toy plane, The Crash Bear gonna come and fk everyo... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
What do you want him to say?
"DONT PANIC"
"JUST GO BUY STOCKS GUYS EVERYTHINGS FINE"
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How about just, “interest rates will remain low”
The last statement we have from him is 2 years old...
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What if I told you, large commercial playe... |
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You make your ramen without tap water? What do you use, smart water for maximum autism!??
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good stuff
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol Trump holy shit. This all started because he was pissy and having a bad day.
## Speaker_1: ##
they've been working on these tariffs since August 2017 you dumb fuck.
>On August 14, 2017, the President issued a Memorandum (82 FR 39007) instructing the Trade Representa... |
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Last fucking time I listen to that geodude on uso plays
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Do your own DD then, like damn
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## Speaker_0: ##
I just looked up the chart of RDFN, in all seriousness, why the hell do people fight the damn trend?
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I focused more on comparables -- $ZG has a market cap of $2.22B at a PE of ~85 and has basically stabilized post-IPO. $RDFN now has a market cap of $1.7... |
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Anyone else buying 3x leveraged ETFs by EOD today for the mid term election rally tomorrow and through the rest of the year?
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That's retarded. The 17/17 rallies were considered over the following 6m/12m periods from midterms. So you're demanding the market t... |
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I want to believe. Avging down QQQ
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Terrible decision.
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Whys that
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we just broke support friday m8
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I’m expecting follow up on Monday.
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Of course
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I make money with this trade
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Are you sure you're not underrating the downward momentum of what is clearly a bear market? You look at the S&P... |
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Why didn't you just buy options?
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I'm debating a new reddit account where all I do is pop into threads and remind people who ask that question that Robinhood does not offer options.
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The quickest way to identify an incoming drop in the stock market is when everyone is bullish. I almost fell into this trap as well as a big bear (and not just the kind from San Francisco), making me think even more that a drop is just around the corner. I looked closely ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Tinder is shit now
## Walls1337bot: ##
Only if you forget:
Step 1. Be attractive.
Step 2. Don't be unattractive.
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m like 87% sure I’m shadowbanned anyways
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shadowbanned from Tinder damn how ugly are you? On a scale from Shrek to ... |
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We can probably go on StockTwats right now and spread enough bullshit to drive the price down to $0.001.
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Not even fucking listed on StockTwats
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They don't list OTC stocks.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck do people just look at one stock and think wow I should buy the dip? Everything is getting murdered. We may get a fat dead cat bounce tomorrow but overall weekly calls on anything right now are an even worse idea than usual
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BeCaUse TheRe iS a C... |
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ALL ABOARD DOW 30 000 TRAIN
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Does this train have brakes? We kinda need brakes....right?
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According to my valuation professor, Warren Buffett is just a lucky monkey.
## Speaker_0: ##
Considering he sat on a couple hundred billion in cash and completely missed the rise of Apple, Amazon, Google, Netflix, AMD, Square, Visa and nearly everything else that did we... |
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Is this a recession?
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The greatest
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Time to go *long* on his son, George P. Bush!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yeah, man. The Latino Bush. With the demographic swing coming in. The next few years, he sure will be in play.
Now they need a black Bush, a gay Bush and a girl Bush to complete the poker.
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Octo bear
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You like being hungry dont you little ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
You still got 2k in your rh account or you get it up a bit
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## Speaker_0: ##
so what are y'all jackin off to on this fine friday.
Any recommendations?
## Speaker_1: ##
I see your new flare, congrats!
## Speaker_0: ##
Why thank you
Started from the bottom now I'm still here
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You brought it on yourself bud.
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He’s getting laid. One step above you.
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I get fucked by the market every day so fuck you
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Self-deprecating savagery on this sub is unparalleled.
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Continue to hold until they expire worthless
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That's what I was doing with AAPL '19s. -55% 2 weeks ago now sold at +25%.
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If it's co-ed ;)
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;-)
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dank maymay
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Let's hope SQ drills to 40$ tomorrow
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SQ is up 5% AH.l and I have puts expiring tomorrow. Just kill me
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tldr:
the risk in stocks isnt that they go up or down, its that they underperform just buying an index.
buying bonds guarantees that they under perform.
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A fucking plus summary
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## Speaker_0: ##
So, Mast isn't trying to actually change anything about the drug? They are just trying to go at it with more favorable test conditions?
Sounds pretty sketchy.
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Sketchy? Not really.
Do they have a lot riding on the name of the company? Absolutely.
If t... |
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So here's the components, weeks' results and overall performance. Nothing is new except that I added the stocks suggested by papa shkreli and tripled their weight for good measure. This is where I usually type a long and kinda intelligent explanation but I'm still kinda sick... |
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Congrats but you are only a true wsber if you sell now.
But in all seriousness you probably should just set it and forget it. You might lose it all. You might have 25k in two years.
But it's only 280 bux.
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yeah I plan on pulling most of my money from s... |
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Would you like to make $9000 per day working from home? This faggot has a never before seen trading technique that will turn your dreams into reality. Stay tuned for the secret that WALL STREET HATES.
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Oh do they hate it bruh do they really
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I thought there would be a pump at some point into the low $260s before a downward spiral of doom but it’s not looking like that. I think my SPY $262s may be done for
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I dumped my 265’s a little after 9 this morning on that thick green rod that shot up (... |
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mod was removed for this post
## Speaker_1: ##
Wow you removed my mod based on what some random dumbfuck said. Check his post it wasn’t even me, it was automod shit.
Also: suck my ass
Edit: https://imgur.com/a/Rit1qqZ
That’s the dumbass’s shit
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Good job ... |
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can i believe in everything priced in and green tmr because we dropped for like a month already?
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I'm going to go with that.
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or you can see it as we've been on a steady downtrend with a few pitstops like today in between, making lower highs... |
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This is somehow bad for $MU
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Yeah what a
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## Speaker_0: ##
scandinavian economies and quality of life on point
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Scandinavian economies have much freer markets than the USA in many respects, they just also have a bunch of social programs. A good mix IMO.
## Walls1337bot: ##
> Scandinavian economies have much free... |
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my aunt gets freebies from Samsung for just being a shareholder.
buy samsung to get free tickets to Samsung owned museums and hotels and shit
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Are any worth much value?
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No
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## Speaker_0: ##
yeah, because that is exactly what this sub needs. more fucking dipshits asking what to do with their birthday money.
i still think it should be-
what the fuck even is this place
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Or their bar mitzvah money
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Underrated
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hey guys just woke up from a circumcising surgery what do I buy rn
## Walls1337bot: ##
long $FRSKN
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## Speaker_0: ##
Options ARE insurance. So... options on options? This guy may be a genius.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I want leveraged leverage.
## Speaker_1: ##
Welcome to options on futures.
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I want insurance on these as well.
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Inb4 thai police open an investigation into this british pedo
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apology to Ol' Musky in 10...9...
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Made $9.20 of unrealized gains buying VRX on the TSX. So boring.
I went out of town with my wife. She's like "let's go out of town Friday?"
I reply "How about Monday?"
She says "Sure... How come you'd rather go Monday"
"....No reason...."
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Cucked myself out of a 10 bagger on the FD 260s today but still made good money. Nicely done man
## Speaker_0: ##
Those went from $0.20 at open to $4+ by close.
Wrote one today at $3.50. Woops.
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I had 10 @ .39 and got stopped out at about 2.6 when it... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Papa John's takes like 90 minutes to get to my house even though there's one in my same small City but ok yeah in Florida during a fucking storm 30 mins ok
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Yeah but granny was probably the only person to order that day so it better have been fucking quic... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm afraid for the amount of positivity here. That being said MCD always beats so going to actually pick up some calls, so you may want to get some puts.
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Ill get the puts, if it goes up, you split your tendies with me, if it goes down I'll split my tend... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nothing quite like betting the house to make /r/wsb wet
## Speaker_1: ##
Technically, this requires 500K cash to buy the ED shares. I could either put it into ED shares or just pay down the mortgage... not "entirely" betting the house.
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I feel like paying... |
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I acquired a new phone
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Me too! S9+. What did you get?
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iPhone 8
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how's that different than the iPhone 7?
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It’s a higher number and more expensive
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Bought 65 shares when it was around 3. I know it's not a lot, but what would be a good point to let go if I want a quick buck?
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$6.50
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That seems reasonable
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-Net income up 9% QoQ ("up" to -$353 million)
-Daily Active Users down 2% QoQ
-Stock up .5%, $17 billion company
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
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u hab 2 understan
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So I was just target. They have been renovating for months. Wouldn’t that affect the bottom line in coming quarter as they are restructuring? Place looks nice but feels more like a mall. I just can’t get over how much empty space there is.
If online sales competition i... |
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$15.00 has been touched. The rocket stage 1 complete ��
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Captain we're losing altitude
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Initiating secondary thrusters!!
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We're too heavy, we need to lose weight!!
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Cracker Barrel
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Short, ever since Brad's wife left profits have fallen 17.4%
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Really??
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Not at all lol
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Because
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you
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touch
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yourself
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at
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night
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## Speaker_0: ##
Bois I got a stupid question. If I buy 100 contracts either puts or calls for $1 each and then it goes up to $.02 it's 100% returns right? Will this not work because of volatility or?
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If you buy a thing for .01 and you sell that thing for .02 then yes 10... |
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