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Chandler.
Look, you guys wanna meet the group?
Come on.
So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Do you have any respect for your body?
Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.
The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Really?
He does?
Hey, buddy, what's up!
Oh, she told you about that, huh.
Well, yeah, I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now.
Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before.
Well, okay, thanks!
God, he's good.
If only he were a woman.
Yeah.
Oh, look look look.
The last candle's about to burn out.
10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....
Thank you.
Thanks.
Kinda... spooky without any lights.
Bwah-hah-hah!
OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Oh.. oh... oh.
Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
You blew them away!
Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face!
I mean... uh, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?
I was
No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
Oh my God! I'm your
I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Look, I took it too far!
Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
Could've played
Thanks.
Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. Good.
Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the
Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Alright. Yes, this is Rachel.
Nooo!
Hello?
Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
Green. To the green.
I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.
To the left, to the left- aww!
Ohhh... I'm fine.
Hey!
Please tell me you got the message!
What message?
The actor playing Mac couldn鈥檛 do it, they needed to see you at 2 o鈥檆lock.
What?! It鈥檚 6 o鈥檆lock!
Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board!
I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya!
I went to Ross鈥檚!
I went to the coffeehouse!
I went to any place that they made sandwiches!
That鈥檚 the day you鈥檙e gonna die? See鈥攄arnit, I鈥檝e got shuffleboard that day.
That鈥檚 what you think.
Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother鈥檚? Wouldn鈥檛 they have the recipe?
Well, y鈥檏now I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
What was her name?
Nestley Toulouse.
Nestl茅 Toll House?
Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.
Yes!! Oh.
I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why you鈥檙e burning in hell!!
So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Absolutely!
I am so on board!
Rachel didn't you just light that?
Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? Good luck, Rach.
I've actually been thinking about quitting lately.
Oh sure, every Sunday night I'm telling myself I'm quitting but every Monday morning it's like
Tell me about it!
Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!
It does sound appealing.
Oh, I never could do it.
Oh but you could.
You can.
Absolutely!
We can help each other out!
We can get--what are those--those patches!
We could be like the Patch Sisters!
Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!
Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it!
My late husband gave me that lighter. I'm not kidding.
Okay then!
Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?
Does, um, anyone wanna see?
Nooo..
Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!