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A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! No! What would, what would Krog do?
That was the only way I could get him to
Hi! How are the Gellers?
Don’t call us that!
The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you?
Hey! It’s Porsche!!
Hey sweetie!
Hey!
There’s no back to this couch!
Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know?
Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.
Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.
Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
Stop it!
No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this.
I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.
Yeah?
Of course he is!
What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse?
What kind of father do you think I am?
All right, sorry.
I gotta go make a fake Ben.
The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!
Well, either that or uh
Joey!!
Yeah?
Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!
Yeah, and they’ve been coming by all day. They love it!
They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!!
Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.
Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!
Mine stole my newspaper! It’s like a
Sure!
Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
I mean, everyone should have a-a
Oh my God Ross!!
You like it?
I
Yeah?
Hello darlings.
And there’s daddy!
There he is! There he is!
Where?
Right- where we've been looking all night!
He is so cute!
Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the——wowww.
I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Yeah, isn't he?
It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Huh. That's nice.
and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for
Eight whole days.
That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Awesome!
Yeah?
My favorite part was when
The Armadillo was actually not so
Hey!
Oh.
Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.
Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, I understand why
Yeah, sure. Good luck!
I’m quitting!! Woo-hoo! I’m okay!! I’m all right!!
Wow! That’s exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
What?
I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?
Why would you say that?
‘Cause you’re still into Monica.
So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...
You’re good. You’re good!
Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.
Listen, can you promise me that you won’t tell her though?
Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?
Thanks a lot.
No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.
For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!
Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
Oh, thanks, sweetie.
No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
Really?
You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?
No, no, they will. I just... uh...
Can't wait.
Do I know you?
Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
Good, good, I'm a lawyer now.
You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.
Uh, wait, backstage?
Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.
Ross.

A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! No! What would, what would Krog do?

That was the only way I could get him to

Hi! How are the Gellers?

Don’t call us that!

The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you?

Hey! It’s Porsche!!

Hey sweetie!

Hey!

There’s no back to this couch!

Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.

Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know?

Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.

Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.

Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.

Stop it!

No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this.

I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.

Yeah?

Of course he is!

What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse?

What kind of father do you think I am?

All right, sorry.

I gotta go make a fake Ben.

The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!

Well, either that or uh

Joey!!

Yeah?

Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!

Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!

Yeah, and they’ve been coming by all day. They love it!

They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!!

Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.

Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!

Mine stole my newspaper! It’s like a

Sure!

Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

I mean, everyone should have a-a

Oh my God Ross!!

You like it?

I

Yeah?

Hello darlings.

And there’s daddy!

There he is! There he is!

Where?

Right- where we've been looking all night!

He is so cute!

Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!

Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the——wowww.

I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.

Yeah, isn't he?

It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.

You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.

Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.

Huh. That's nice.

and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for

Eight whole days.

That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.

Awesome!

Yeah?

My favorite part was when

The Armadillo was actually not so

Hey!

Oh.

Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.

Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!

Oh.

Okay, I understand why

Yeah, sure. Good luck!

I’m quitting!! Woo-hoo! I’m okay!! I’m all right!!

Wow! That’s exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.

What?

I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?

Why would you say that?

‘Cause you’re still into Monica.

So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...

You’re good. You’re good!

Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.

Listen, can you promise me that you won’t tell her though?

Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?

Thanks a lot.

No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks.

Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.

For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!

Oh, hey, hey, I got that.

Oh, thanks, sweetie.

No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.

Really?

You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?

No, no, they will. I just... uh...

Can't wait.

Do I know you?

Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?

Good, good, I'm a lawyer now.

You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.

Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.

Uh, wait, backstage?

Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.

Ross.