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What are you doing? | |
Oh, that's | |
No, only because that's the graduation song. | |
Okay! This is it! We're gonna get married! | |
Are you sure you wanna do this? | |
Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! | |
Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! | |
Wait! Okay! | |
Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone? | |
It depends on who asked. | |
What if I asked? | |
Oh, Mon, sure. | |
Really? | |
Yes. You’re not asking are you? | |
No. | |
Yes! Totally! | |
Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! | |
You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened? | |
He asked you out?! | |
No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse. | |
Saucy! | |
What are these? | |
Electrical plans for the building. | |
Okay, okay, okay should I be scared? | |
I know that switch does something, okay? | |
So-so I went down to city hall and got these. | |
All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours. | |
Wow! If only more people knew. | |
Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in | |
Yeah! No that's what I was thinking. | |
So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me. | |
Oh, nobody's judging you. | |
Oh! Okay! You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! | |
Oh man! | |
I want that place so much!! | |
I was so sure that was gonna work! | |
There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! | |
All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie. | |
Bye! | |
Bye! | |
Bye Chandler! I miss you already. | |
Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!! | |
Actually, I did! | |
Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me? | |
Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us! | |
Are you serious? | |
Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it! | |
Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows! | |
Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out. | |
All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off. | |
No, let's just leave the lights on. | |
Oh my God! | |
You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? | |
Oh fine. | |
Ready? Wrestle! | |
Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. | |
All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area. | |
Can we please focus here, a naked man’s life hangs in the balance! | |
I’m telling you he’s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick. | |
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke. | |
Steady. | |
Steady. | |
Okay, a little higher. | |
Careful of the angle. | |
Okay, okay, we’re approaching the window Thread the needle. | |
Thread the needle. | |
He’s alive! He’s a-live!!! | |
And yet, we’re still poking him. | |
Okay, retract the device, retract the device. | |
He does not look happy. | |
Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device. | |
Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! | |
Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. | |
Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. | |
Oh God oh! | |
Contraction! | |
Are you looking at her?! | |
No! | |
Don’t you look at her you sick bastard! | |
Honey I swear! I wasn’t looking at her! | |
She’s in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch! | |
Umm. Umm, I’m-I’m just gonna— | |
See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert! | |
No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. | |
You miss your girlfriend? | |
Just ignore them. | |
Ross. | |
What? What? | |
He’s looking at me. | |
Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?! | |
Don’t you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard! | |
Pat Sajak? | |
Yep! | |
Alex Trebek? | |
Oh, of course! | |
Chuck Woolery? | |
Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick. | |
Say it! | |
Say we are unagi! | |
It’s not something you are! It’s something you have! |