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What are you doing?
Oh, that's
No, only because that's the graduation song.
Okay! This is it! We're gonna get married!
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!
Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
Wait! Okay!
Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
It depends on who asked.
What if I asked?
Oh, Mon, sure.
Really?
Yes. You’re not asking are you?
No.
Yes! Totally!
Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you!
You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
He asked you out?!
No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.
Saucy!
What are these?
Electrical plans for the building.
Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?
I know that switch does something, okay?
So-so I went down to city hall and got these.
All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Wow! If only more people knew.
Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in
Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.
Oh, nobody's judging you.
Oh! Okay! You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me!
Oh man!
I want that place so much!!
I was so sure that was gonna work!
There's twelve bucks I'll never see again!
All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Bye!
Bye!
Bye Chandler! I miss you already.
Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!
Actually, I did!
Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Are you serious?
Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!
Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.
No, let's just leave the lights on.
Oh my God!
You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?
Oh fine.
Ready? Wrestle!
Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.
All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.
Can we please focus here, a naked man’s life hangs in the balance!
I’m telling you he’s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke.
Steady.
Steady.
Okay, a little higher.
Careful of the angle.
Okay, okay, we’re approaching the window Thread the needle.
Thread the needle.
He’s alive! He’s a-live!!!
And yet, we’re still poking him.
Okay, retract the device, retract the device.
He does not look happy.
Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device.
Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!
Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other.
Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard.
Oh God oh!
Contraction!
Are you looking at her?!
No!
Don’t you look at her you sick bastard!
Honey I swear! I wasn’t looking at her!
She’s in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch!
Umm. Umm, I’m-I’m just gonna—
See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!
No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy.
You miss your girlfriend?
Just ignore them.
Ross.
What? What?
He’s looking at me.
Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
Don’t you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!
Pat Sajak?
Yep!
Alex Trebek?
Oh, of course!
Chuck Woolery?
Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick.
Say it!
Say we are unagi!
It’s not something you are! It’s something you have!