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Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
Why do they keep doing that?
If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms.
They’ve been taping those people up there all day.
Right.
Hey, what’d you guys do to get up on there?
Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Yeah!
Hey! You’re a good dancer!
Really?
Yeah, well you’d be better if you just loosened your hips a little.
What do you mean?
Like this.
That’s it, feel the rhythm. That’s better.
Uh-huh.
Okay, you’re dancing with that girl over there.
No-no-no-no-no we came together!
I don’t see it. You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand!
No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
Really, y’think so? I don’t..
Why aren’t you home yet?!
Is someone there?
Oh yes, it’s me! Sorry!
What are you doing here?
Uh, I’m just, I’m just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?
We got some
Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Who? Is that your sister?
Ugh, she
God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Oh my God, look-look he’s taking off her clothes!
He’s taking off her coat!
Oh, this is just terrible.
Ross! Wait!
Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about
You suck!!
What?!
Okay, break-up’s still on!
Hey.
Hey.
Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.
No, I don’t want to hit you.
Oh what then? Kick me?
No.
What do I do?
Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this.
Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.
Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.
Oh.
Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out.
Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I’m just gonna put this back in my pocket, pretend
Sure!
Horny bitch. No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!
Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
Well, like father, like son.
Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
Well, y'know, possibly. You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?
Ummmmmmmm, no.
You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!
Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.
Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Instead of...?
That's right.
Never had that dream.
No.
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
Honey! Dinner’s ready!
What’s my little chef got for me tonight?
Your favorite!
Ho-ho-ho, fried stuff with cheese!
Yep! And lot’s of it!
Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. Okay.
Okay, in we go.
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! How you doin’?
Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate.
So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is.
Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Oh my god.
What?
Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Come on, they're close.
Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?
Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
Oh my god, what were you thinking?
All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.
Oh!
Ow!
I'm outta here.
Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.
Really?
Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Hello! One marriage please!
Yep, we wanna get married!
All right.
Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!