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Post: I lied about my favorite food for a couple of years |
Top Comment: This is the stuff I come here for |
Post: Stole a Tamagotchi out of my teachers desk when I was 8 |
Top Comment: Nothing wrong with saving a life |
Post: I crop dust the old people at the pharmacy I frequent |
Top Comment: Are the toots audible or is this a sbd situation? |
Post: I regret joining a gang, and now I am not sure how to cut ties to these people. |
Top Comment: Keep non suspiciously on the downlow and then go to college/uni in another country. Get yourself away completely plausibly. Still remain contactable (I know this sounds weird but it's less sus for them and better for you and your family), but be beyond the reach of helping them out. Eventually they'll lose interest. |
Don't say your fam sent you away. Don't say anything they can easily check on. Saying you're working could be a bargaining opportunity for them- unless you're moving away for work. If you're in Australia go to New Zealand or vice versa. US-Canada. UK-aus or something. If you're in the EU move out of the EU. Go to another jurisdiction and you absolutely won't be worth following and they'll lose interest. If its somewhere with good security and difficult to sneak into like Japan, Singapore or the UK even better. (you can also use this as an excuse to not get involved). If they've asked why you've moved say some bollocks they'll accept- really awesome opportunity- you met a girl here- you've got family here- you want to make money for your fam ect |
That's my best advice as someone who almost fell into the same hole many many moons ago. |
Tell them you've got covid and then got long covid in order to stay away to stop getting sucked in while you're waiting (tell them you've got diorrhea as your main symptom too that'll keep em at bay). Still message them occasionally with whatevers normal but set up an indisputable- casual move. |
If you're really in the fuck man and you actually think someones gonna get hurt go sign yourself into the military and tell your family what's been happening. |
Post: I wish we had never adopted this kid. |
Top Comment: Wow - that is a lot...he sounds borderline sociopathic/psychopathic possibly (lack of empathy, hurting animals, sexually forward, lying and violent tantrums)...that can happen sometimes especially with older adopted kids where all they experienced from birth is abuse and emotional detachment...they themselves detach early on and its nearly impossible to switch them back on to where they can have empathy and people skills that extend beyond his own wishes. Has he ever cried?? I'd see a therapist in child behavior about this..he may require some strong meds and therapy meetings. Don't be discouraged in adoptions..not everyone of them is broken..I believe fully in adoption and applaud your brave determination. It can get trying - hang in there. |
Post: I used garlic and onions in a meal when I was strictly asked not to. |
Top Comment: Maybe he farts a lot after eating them. 🤷♂️ |
Maybe she’s crazy. |
Post: Me and my buddy stole hundreds of dollars worth of books in 5th grade from the book fair during lunch... |
Top Comment: I grew up pretty poor and knew that if I had asked for money for the book fair my mom would say no. So I stole $20 thinking she wouldn't notice.. of course she did, and she when she confronted me she cried and said that it was for groceries and she had borrowed it :'( I felt so so bad |
Post: My parents think im almost done with my degree, in reality im sitting on park benches everyday for almost 3 years. |
Top Comment: Sign up for an online college so you can sit on a park bench and take classes instead of watching Netflix! Or tell them you decided academia isn’t for you but learn a trade instead! Anything’s better than wasting your life away day after day. Do something you won’t regret! |
Post: Stole over 50$ worth of Free sonic ice cream coupons in 1st grade |
Top Comment: In r/confession we got murders, scandals and 80,000 of products. Then we got this savage |
Post: I hid my field trip money in someone’s desk so they would get in trouble. |
Top Comment: You deserved that |