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Micheal Bateman
Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now. It's terrible.
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Went to a birthday party there for Malcolm Forbes. Oh, my God, please.
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This is nicer than your other apartment.
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Oh, it's not that nice.
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Where did you two meet ? Oh, God. We met at...
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oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby in '85, or '86.
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You were hanging out with that bimbo Allison Poole. Hot number.
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What do you mean ? She was a hot number.
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If you had a platinum card, she'd give you a blowjob. This girl worked in a tanning salon.
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What do you do ?
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She's my... cousin.
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Uh-huh. She's from... France.
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Where's your phone ? I've gotta call Harley.
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Where do you summer, South Hampton ?
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- No. - Oh, God, it's his machine.
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It's 3:00 in the morning. He's a goddamn drug dealer. These are his peak hours.
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Don't tell him you're here. Why would I ?
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This tastes weird.
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Harley, it's me. I need your services. Translate that howeveryou want.
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- I'm at-- - Paul Allen's.
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Who ? Paul Allen's.
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I want the number, idiot. Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's and I'll try you again later.
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And if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night I'm gonna sic my hairdresser on you.
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Did you know that guy who disappeared ?
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Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce ? Was he a friend of yours ?
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No.
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Do you have any coke ? Or Halcyon ?
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I would take a Halcyon. Listen.
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I would just like to see...
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the two of you... get it on.
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What's wrong with that ?
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It's totally disease free.
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Patrick, you're a lunatic. Come on.
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Don't you find Christie attractive ?
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Let's not get lewd. I'm in no mood for a lewd conversation.
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Come on.
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I think it'd be a turn-on. Does he do this all the time ?
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Christie, you're not drinking your wine.
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Are you telling me you've never gotten it on with a girl?
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No. I'm not a lesbian.
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Why would you think I would be into that ?
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Well, you went to Sarah Lawrence for one thing.
Melopoly
Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick. You're making me feel weird.
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Did you know...
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that Whitney Houston's debut LP...
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called simply Whitney Houston...
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had four number-one singles on it ?
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Did you know that, Christie ?
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You actually listen to Whitney Houston ?
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You own a Whitney Houston CD ?
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More than one ?
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It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks.
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But the "Greatest Love Of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs...
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ever written...
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about self-preservation...
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and dignity.
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It's universal message crosses all boundaries...
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and instills one...
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with the hope that it's not too late...
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to better ourselves.
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Since, Elizabeth,
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it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others,
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we can always empathize with ourselves.
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It's an important message. Crucial, really.
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And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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- Not the face !
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You bitch, not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash !
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I want a firm commitment.
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I think, um, Evelyn, that, uh, we've lost touch.
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Why ? What's wrong ?
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My need to engage in homicidal behavior...
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on a massive scale cannot be corrected,
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but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
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We need to talk. Talk about what, Patrick ?
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It's over, Evelyn.
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It's all over.
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Touchy, touchy. I'm sorry I brought up the wedding.
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Let's just avoid the issue, all right ? Now, are we having coffee ?
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I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us. This is no joke.
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Uh, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
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But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends.
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I really don't think it would work. You have a little something--
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I know that your friends are my friends, and, uh-- and I've thought about that.
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You can have 'em.
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You're really serious, aren't you ? Yes, lam.
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- What about the past ? Our past ? - We never really shared one.
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You're inhuman. No.
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I'm in touch with humanity.
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Evelyn, I'm, uh, sorry. I just, uh--
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You're not terribly important to me.
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Oh, no !
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No. No, Patrick.
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I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.
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What do you want me to do ? What is it that you want ?
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If you really wanna do something for me, then stop making this scene right now.
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Oh, God, I can't believe this.
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I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
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Where are you going ? I'm just leaving.
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But where ?
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I have to return some videotapes.