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Here, kitty, kitty.
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Oh, my God. What are you doing ?
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Stop that.
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Drop the weapon ! Drop it now !
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Get on the ground! Put your--
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Burning the midnight oil, Mr. Smith ?
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Hey, now don't forget to sign in.
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Howard, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman.
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You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people.
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Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,
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uh, some homeless people, maybe five or ten,
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an N.Y.U. girl I met in Central Park.
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I left her at a parking lot behind some doughnut shop.
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I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun.
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And-And-And then some man, s-s-some old faggot with a dog.
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Last week, I, uh--
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I killed another girl with a chain saw.
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I had to. She almost got away.
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And--
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Someone else there. I can't remember, maybe a model-- She's dead too.
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And, uh, Paul Allen.
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I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face.
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His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.
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I don't wanna leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe... 20 people.
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Maybe 40 !
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I have tapes of a lot of it.
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Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
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I even, um,
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I ate some of their brains...
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and I tried to cook a little.
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Tonight, I, uh--
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I just had to kill a lot of people !
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And, um,
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I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time.
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So, uh-- I mean,
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I guess...
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I'm a pretty, uh--
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I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
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So,
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if you get back tomorrow,
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I may show up at Harry's Bar.
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So, you know,
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keep your eyes open.
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Okay.
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Oh !
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Are you my 2:00 ?
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No. Can I help you ?
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I'm looking for... Paul Allen's place.
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Doesn't he... live here ? No, he doesn't.
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You sure ?
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You saw the ad in the Times ?
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No. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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ln the Times. There was no ad in the Times.
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I think you should go now.
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But I think--
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I wanna know what happened here.
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Don't make any trouble, please.
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I suggest you go.
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Don't come back.
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I won't.
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Don't worry.
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Patrick Bateman's office.
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Jean ? I need help. Patrick, is that you ?
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Jean, I'm not--
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Craig McDermott called. Wants to meet you, David Van Patten and Tim Bryce at Harry's.
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Oh, God. What did you say, you dumb bitch ?
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Patrick, I can't hear you. What am I doing ?
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Where are you, Patrick ? What's wrong ?
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I don't think I'm gonna make it,Jean, to the, uh,
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office this afternoon.
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Why ?
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Just say no ! What is it, Patrick ? Are you all right ?
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Stop sounding so fucking sad.
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Jesus !
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That's a table for three. Bateman, you're looking wild-eyed. Rough day ?
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Hey, look. Bryce is back and he's drinking mineral water.
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He's a changed man, except for he still can't a reservation to save his life.
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Why don't you just try 150 Wooster?
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I'm not going anywhere unless we have a reservation.
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Le Cirque, Flamingo East, OysterBar. Come on, faggots. Let's get a "res."
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Keep your shirt on. Maybe lose the suspenders.
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Need a reservation for 8:30.
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Excuse me, gentlemen. Right back.
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10:00 would not be any good. No.
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Just fucking call them. Give me the phone. I'll do it. I'll call you back.
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Face it. The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s.
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Shut up, Carnes. They will not.
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So, uh, Harold, did you get my message ?
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Jesus, yes. That was hilarious. That was you, wasn't it ?
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Yeah, naturally. Bateman killing Allen and the escort girls.
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That's fabulous. That's rich. What exactly do you mean ?
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The message you left. By the way, Davis, how's Cynthia ? You're still seeing her, right ?
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W-Wait, Harold. What do you mean ?
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Excuse me. Nothing. It's good to see you.
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Is that Edward Towers ?
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Carnes, wait. Uh--
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Davis, I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone. Your joke was amusing.
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But come on, man. You had one fatal flaw:
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Bateman is such a dork.
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Such a boring, spineless lightweight.