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they say that we are funnylooking
ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking
901
ha we are not funnylooking animals are funnylooking
we are funnylooking because we wear clothes
902
i have to clean the house
yes it is very dirty
903
yes it is very dirty
you can help me
904
you can help me
why me
905
why me
because you helped make it dirty
906
because you helped make it dirty
what do you want me to do
907
what do you want me to do
i want you to clean the bathroom
908
i want you to clean the bathroom
oh that is easy
909
oh that is easy
clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet
910
clean the sink the tub the counter and the toilet
that is a lot of work
911
that is a lot of work
tell me when you finish
912
tell me when you finish
i do not think so you will just give me more work
913
you are watching too much tv
what do you mean
914
what do you mean
i mean you are wasting your life
915
i mean you are wasting your life
i am having fun
916
i am having fun
you are sitting there with your mouth open
917
you are sitting there with your mouth open
who cares
918
who cares
i care do something
919
i care do something
okay i did something
920
okay i did something
what did you do
921
what did you do
i turned up the volume
922
i turned up the volume
that is not what i meant by do something
923
that is not what i meant by do something
will you do something leave me alone
924
did you write a letter to grandma
yes i did
925
yes i did
did you tell her about school
926
did you tell her about school
i told her that school is fun
927
i told her that school is fun
did you put the letter in an envelope
928
did you put the letter in an envelope
yes and i sealed the envelope
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yes and i sealed the envelope
did you put a stamp on the envelope
930
did you put a stamp on the envelope
i could not find any stamps
931
i could not find any stamps
they are in the kitchen drawer
932
they are in the kitchen drawer
okay i just put a stamp on the envelope
933
okay i just put a stamp on the envelope
give me the envelope and i will mail it for you
934
give me the envelope and i will mail it for you
when is grandma going to learn about email
935
why are you yawning
i am sleepy
936
i am sleepy
why do not you go to bed
937
why do not you go to bed
i want to watch this tv show
938
i want to watch this tv show
maybe you should record it
939
maybe you should record it
the tape recorder is broken
940
the tape recorder is broken
then you should watch the rerun
941
then you should watch the rerun
why i am watching the original
942
why i am watching the original
but you will be asleep in about one minute
943
but you will be asleep in about one minute
i am just yawning because the commercials are on
944
i am just yawning because the commercials are on
okay i will tell you how the show ends
945
okay i will tell you how the show ends
zzz
946
it is sunday
so
947
so
you know what that means
948
you know what that means
i forgot
949
i forgot
sunday means we go to church
950
sunday means we go to church
oh yeah
951
oh yeah
put on a coat and tie
952
put on a coat and tie
why
953
why
to show respect to god and others
954
to show respect to god and others
i am glad sunday is only once a week
955
i am glad sunday is only once a week
i hope god did not hear that
956
i hope god did not hear that
he will forgive me
957
did you feed the cat
i will do that in a minute
958
i will do that in a minute
the cat is meowing he is hungry
959
the cat is meowing he is hungry
okay i will feed him right now
960
okay i will feed him right now
you should not make him wait
961
you should not make him wait
i was doing my homework
962
i was doing my homework
the cat does not care about your homework
963
the cat does not care about your homework
the cat does not care about anything
964
the cat does not care about anything
that is the way cats are
965
that is the way cats are
all they think about is themselves
966
all they think about is themselves
maybe we should get rid of him
967
maybe we should get rid of him
of course not he is family
968
i hate shaving
me too
969
me too
i just cut myself again
970
i just cut myself again
did you use a new blade
971
did you use a new blade
it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut
972
it does not matter old blades cut new blades cut
maybe you should use an electric shaver
973
maybe you should use an electric shaver
they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave
974
they make a lot of noise but they do not give a close shave
maybe you should stop shaving
975
maybe you should stop shaving
and grow a beard
976
and grow a beard
sure why not
977
sure why not
because food and other stuff sticks in my beard
978
because food and other stuff sticks in my beard
hmm heres an idea put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off
979
excuse me
yes
980
yes
are you reading this paper
981
are you reading this paper
oh no help yourself
982
oh no help yourself
i asked because the paper is sitting next to you
983
i asked because the paper is sitting next to you
thank you that is polite of you to ask
984
thank you that is polite of you to ask
some people would just pick it up
985
some people would just pick it up
yes i know some people are rude
986
yes i know some people are rude
i always try to be polite
987
i always try to be polite
so do i
988
so do i
the world needs more polite people like us
989
the world needs more polite people like us
i agree percent
990
mom i want a puppy
let me think about it
991
let me think about it
why do you have to think about it
992
why do you have to think about it
because a puppy costs money
993
because a puppy costs money
no it does not puppies are free
994
no it does not puppies are free
yes but a puppy needs shots
995
yes but a puppy needs shots
shots for what
996
shots for what
so it will not get sick just like you get shots
997
so it will not get sick just like you get shots
i hate shots
998
i hate shots
and a puppy eats food food costs money
999
and a puppy eats food food costs money
no problem i will give him food off my plate