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why did she leave you
she said she did not love me anymore
801
she said she did not love me anymore
wow that is terrible
802
wow that is terrible
yes it was
803
yes it was
why did not she love you anymore
804
why did not she love you anymore
she fell in love with my best friend
805
i am bored
that is on tv
806
that is on tv
nothing
807
nothing
there must be something on tv
808
there must be something on tv
nothing that is interesting
809
nothing that is interesting
what about that new game show
810
what about that new game show
which one
811
which one
deal or no deal
812
deal or no deal
tell me you are joking
813
tell me you are joking
i love that show
814
i love that show
i watched it once that was enough
815
i watched it once that was enough
it is on right now lets watch it together
816
i like living here
i agree pasadena is a nice city
817
i agree pasadena is a nice city
it is not too big
818
it is not too big
and it is not too small
819
and it is not too small
it has great weather all year long
820
it has great weather all year long
it has the rose parade
821
it has the rose parade
it has beautiful houses
822
it has beautiful houses
it has wonderful restaurants
823
it has wonderful restaurants
it has great schools
824
it has great schools
it is close to the mountains
825
it is close to the mountains
the people are friendly
826
the people are friendly
i am not ever going to leave
827
we need a new mattress
that is the matter with this one
828
that is the matter with this one
it is not comfortable
829
it is not comfortable
it seems fine to me
830
it seems fine to me
i toss and turn all night
831
i toss and turn all night
you should stop drinking coffee
832
you should stop drinking coffee
look at these marks on my arms
833
look at these marks on my arms
what are they
834
what are they
they are bites
835
they are bites
did the cat bite you
836
did the cat bite you
no the bedbugs in that mattress bit me
837
no the bedbugs in that mattress bit me
okay lets get a new mattress
838
my laptop is so slow
buy a new one
839
buy a new one
i would if i had the money
840
i would if i had the money
why is it so slow
841
why is it so slow
that is a good input
842
that is a good input
did you take it to a computer shop
843
did you take it to a computer shop
i would if i had the money
844
i would if i had the money
well i guess you have to live with it
845
well i guess you have to live with it
sometimes i want to throw it out the window
846
sometimes i want to throw it out the window
you do not want to do that
847
you do not want to do that
why not
848
why not
you might hit someone in the head
849
that is for dinner
i am not sure
850
i am not sure
how about a pizza
851
how about a pizza
you had pizza for lunch
852
you had pizza for lunch
but i love pizza
853
but i love pizza
everybody loves pizza
854
everybody loves pizza
so why cannot i have pizza for dinner
855
so why cannot i have pizza for dinner
because you need variety
856
because you need variety
that is variety
857
that is variety
different thingsa not the same thing all the time
858
different thingsa not the same thing all the time
you mean like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza
859
you mean like a pepperoni pizza instead of a cheese pizza
no i mean a salad instead of a pizza
860
we need to save money
why do we need to save money
861
why do we need to save money
because we need to buy a house
862
because we need to buy a house
but a house is so expensive
863
but a house is so expensive
that is why we need to save money
864
that is why we need to save money
how much do we need to save
865
how much do we need to save
we need to save enough for a down payment
866
we need to save enough for a down payment
how much is that
867
how much is that
that is about
868
that is about
thirty thousand dollars that will take forever
869
thirty thousand dollars that will take forever
not if we save every penny
870
not if we save every penny
okay heres seven pennies
871
the ocean is so big
you cannot see the end of it
872
you cannot see the end of it
it goes on and on forever
873
it goes on and on forever
and it is deep too
874
and it is deep too
i think it is five miles deep
875
i think it is five miles deep
are there fish at the bottom
876
are there fish at the bottom
there are fish at the top and the bottom
877
there are fish at the top and the bottom
are there more fish or more people
878
are there more fish or more people
i think there are more fish
879
i think there are more fish
i hope so i love to eat fish
880
i am upset with my mom
why is that
881
why is that
i warned her about her new boyfriend she did not listen to me
882
i warned her about her new boyfriend she did not listen to me
what happened
883
what happened
i gave her for her birthday i told her to spend it on herself
884
i gave her for her birthday i told her to spend it on herself
that was very nice of you
885
that was very nice of you
i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend
886
i found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend
why did she do that
887
why did she do that
he said he would buy her a nice ring
888
he said he would buy her a nice ring
that is wrong with that
889
that is wrong with that
he went to las vegas he lost it all gambling
890
he went to las vegas he lost it all gambling
i hope your mom broke up with him
891
do animals talk to each other
of course they talk to each other
892
of course they talk to each other
what do they talk about
893
what do they talk about
they talk about other animals
894
they talk about other animals
what else do they talk about
895
what else do they talk about
they talk about food and the weather
896
they talk about food and the weather
do they talk about us
897
do they talk about us
of course they talk about us
898
of course they talk about us
what do they say about us
899
what do they say about us
they say that we are funnylooking