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### Instruction: nothing seems to work ### Response:

all it takes is will power and you have it

### Instruction: all it takes is will power and you have it ### Response:

then why cannot i quit

### Instruction: then why cannot i quit ### Response:

you have to believe in yourself

### Instruction: my back is killing me ### Response:

what did you do

### Instruction: what did you do ### Response:

i got out of my car

### Instruction: i got out of my car ### Response:

that is it

### Instruction: that is it ### Response:

i injured my back one time just by sneezing

### Instruction: i injured my back one time just by sneezing ### Response:

you should see a doctor

### Instruction: you should see a doctor ### Response:

my doctor said i need surgery

### Instruction: my doctor said i need surgery ### Response:

so

### Instruction: so ### Response:

so forget it

### Instruction: so forget it ### Response:

you do not have the money

### Instruction: you do not have the money ### Response:

i have no insurance

### Instruction: i have no insurance ### Response:

maybe a back rub would help

### Instruction: my brother smokes three packs a day ### Response:

three packs of what

### Instruction: three packs of what ### Response:

cigarettes of course

### Instruction: cigarettes of course ### Response:

how can he do that

### Instruction: how can he do that ### Response:

when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another

### Instruction: when he is almost finished with one cigarette he uses it to light another ### Response:

he is a chain smoker

### Instruction: he is a chain smoker ### Response:

he is been a chain smoker for years

### Instruction: he is been a chain smoker for years ### Response:

that is unbelievable can he still breathe

### Instruction: that is unbelievable can he still breathe ### Response:

he can but the people around him cannot

### Instruction: he can but the people around him cannot ### Response:

how can he still be alive

### Instruction: how can he still be alive ### Response:

his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy

### Instruction: his doctor says his heart and lungs are strong and healthy ### Response:

maybe i should start smoking

### Instruction: i hate brushing my teeth ### Response:

it is such a chore

### Instruction: it is such a chore ### Response:

brush brush spit spit

### Instruction: brush brush spit spit ### Response:

what did they do in the old days

### Instruction: what did they do in the old days ### Response:

they brushed with their fingers

### Instruction: they brushed with their fingers ### Response:

they also ate with their fingers

### Instruction: they also ate with their fingers ### Response:

why do they call it the good old days

### Instruction: why do they call it the good old days ### Response:

maybe because they did not have to brush and floss

### Instruction: maybe because they did not have to brush and floss ### Response:

who invented flossing

### Instruction: who invented flossing ### Response:

a dentist i am sure

### Instruction: a dentist i am sure ### Response:

i hate flossing more than brushing

### Instruction: i hate flossing more than brushing ### Response:

i cannot wait till all my teeth fall out

### Instruction: lets stop for a while i need a break and some water ### Response:

this trail is hard to climb

### Instruction: this trail is hard to climb ### Response:

especially on a hot day like this

### Instruction: especially on a hot day like this ### Response:

i cannot believe we have not seen any animals

### Instruction: i cannot believe we have not seen any animals ### Response:

thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals

### Instruction: thank goodness i do not want to see any wild animals ### Response:

all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards

### Instruction: all we have seen so far is a couple of lizards ### Response:

we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears

### Instruction: we are hiking to lose weight not to see goats and bears ### Response:

i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already

### Instruction: i bet i have lost a couple of pounds already ### Response:

all you have lost is some sweat

### Instruction: all you have lost is some sweat ### Response:

i have not even lost one pound of fat

### Instruction: i have not even lost one pound of fat ### Response:

if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day

### Instruction: if you want to lose fat you have got to do this hike every day ### Response:

okay but lets hike in town at least there are cats and dogs to see

### Instruction: oh no another pimple on my face ### Response:

pimples suck

### Instruction: pimples suck ### Response:

it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day

### Instruction: it seems like i get a new pimple almost every day ### Response:

maybe it is something in your diet

### Instruction: maybe it is something in your diet ### Response:

no i eat the same things day after day

### Instruction: no i eat the same things day after day ### Response:

then maybe it is in your genes

### Instruction: then maybe it is in your genes ### Response:

you might be right

### Instruction: you might be right ### Response:

do pimples run in your family

### Instruction: do pimples run in your family ### Response:

not that i have noticed

### Instruction: not that i have noticed ### Response:

well maybe it is from the pollution in the air

### Instruction: well maybe it is from the pollution in the air ### Response:

whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face

### Instruction: whatever the cause i hate seeing them on my face ### Response:

well on the bright side they are fun to pop

### Instruction: do you believe everything you hear ### Response:

i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes

### Instruction: i do not believe anything i do not see with my own eyes ### Response:

you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio

### Instruction: you cannot believe what you hear on tv or radio ### Response:

you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers

### Instruction: you cannot believe what you read in the newspapers ### Response:

everyone tells you a different story about the same thing

### Instruction: everyone tells you a different story about the same thing ### Response:

three different people will give you three different stories

### Instruction: three different people will give you three different stories ### Response:

and the government will give you a fourth story

### Instruction: and the government will give you a fourth story ### Response:

yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu

### Instruction: yes like the government says not to worry about the swine flu ### Response:

but the swine flu just killed people in mexico

### Instruction: but the swine flu just killed people in mexico ### Response:

the government says we have nothing to worry about

### Instruction: the government says we have nothing to worry about ### Response:

then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home

### Instruction: then why are some schools telling the kids to stay home ### Response:

the government says to wash our hands frequently and we will all be okay

### Instruction: do not pick your nose ### Response:

i was not picking my nose

### Instruction: i was not picking my nose ### Response:

what were you doing

### Instruction: what were you doing ### Response:

i was scratching my nose

### Instruction: i was scratching my nose ### Response:

i think i know the difference between picking and scratching

### Instruction: i think i know the difference between picking and scratching ### Response:

okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit

### Instruction: okay mom maybe i was picking it a little bit ### Response:

use a tissue next time

### Instruction: use a tissue next time ### Response:

i did not have a tissue

### Instruction: i did not have a tissue ### Response:

then wait till you find a tissue

### Instruction: then wait till you find a tissue ### Response:

i could not wait it was an emergency

### Instruction: i could not wait it was an emergency ### Response:

oh really maybe you should have called

### Instruction: oh really maybe you should have called ### Response:

it was not that kind of emergency

### Instruction: our tv remote is filthy ### Response:

yes it is covered with crud

### Instruction: yes it is covered with crud ### Response:

i am going to clean it

### Instruction: i am going to clean it ### Response:

do not use water on it

### Instruction: do not use water on it ### Response:

i will use a damp cloth

### Instruction: i will use a damp cloth ### Response:

do not let water get into any of the cracks

### Instruction: do not let water get into any of the cracks ### Response:

i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry

### Instruction: i will squeeze the cloth so it is almost dry ### Response:

do not rub the numbers off the remote

### Instruction: do not rub the numbers off the remote ### Response:

i will rub gently but firmly

### Instruction: i will rub gently but firmly ### Response:

do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials

### Instruction: do it quickly please so i can change channels during commercials ### Response:

i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes

### Instruction: i will give it back to you in a couple of minutes ### Response:

maybe we should put it in a plastic bag to keep it clean

### Instruction: my ear is killing me ### Response:

that is the matter

### Instruction: that is the matter ### Response:

i was on a plane

### Instruction: i was on a plane ### Response:

so

### Instruction: so ### Response:

so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt

### Instruction: so every time the plane goes up my ear starts to hurt ### Response:

that is no good

### Instruction: that is no good ### Response:

sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not

### Instruction: sometimes the pain goes away and sometimes it does not ### Response:

have you seen a doctor

### Instruction: have you seen a doctor ### Response:

i have been to two doctors

### Instruction: i have been to two doctors ### Response:

and they could not fix your problem