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3,500
### Instruction: do not believe him whatever the tv ads tell you the opposite is true ### Response:
but the title of measure is better schools at no cost
3,501
### Instruction: but the title of measure is better schools at no cost ### Response:
the title should be better schools at huge cost
3,502
### Instruction: the title should be better schools at huge cost ### Response:
i cannot believe that they would lie to us
3,503
### Instruction: i cannot believe that they would lie to us ### Response:
of course they liea that is what politicians do
3,504
### Instruction: i have a stomachache ### Response:
is it something you ate
3,505
### Instruction: is it something you ate ### Response:
maybe i am not sure
3,506
### Instruction: maybe i am not sure ### Response:
what did you have for breakfast
3,507
### Instruction: what did you have for breakfast ### Response:
the usual cereal with milk and a banana
3,508
### Instruction: the usual cereal with milk and a banana ### Response:
maybe the milk was bad
3,509
### Instruction: maybe the milk was bad ### Response:
it did not smell bad
3,510
### Instruction: it did not smell bad ### Response:
maybe the banana was bad
3,511
### Instruction: maybe the banana was bad ### Response:
no the banana was delicious
3,512
### Instruction: no the banana was delicious ### Response:
maybe you just need to go to the bathroom
3,513
### Instruction: maybe you just need to go to the bathroom ### Response:
no that is not the problem
3,514
### Instruction: no that is not the problem ### Response:
maybe it will go away in a little while
3,515
### Instruction: that is this stain ### Response:
i do not know
3,516
### Instruction: i do not know ### Response:
it looks like blood
3,517
### Instruction: it looks like blood ### Response:
i think my nose was bleeding
3,518
### Instruction: i think my nose was bleeding ### Response:
you should wet your shirt immediately
3,519
### Instruction: you should wet your shirt immediately ### Response:
why
3,520
### Instruction: why ### Response:
because that gets the blood out of the shirt
3,521
### Instruction: because that gets the blood out of the shirt ### Response:
that is a little blood
3,522
### Instruction: that is a little blood ### Response:
your white shirt is ruined
3,523
### Instruction: your white shirt is ruined ### Response:
so i will just buy another one
3,524
### Instruction: so i will just buy another one ### Response:
you can wear this one around the house
3,525
### Instruction: you can wear this one around the house ### Response:
next time i will soak it immediately
3,526
### Instruction: my fingers hurt ### Response:
why do they hurt
3,527
### Instruction: why do they hurt ### Response:
i type too much
3,528
### Instruction: i type too much ### Response:
you should take a break
3,529
### Instruction: you should take a break ### Response:
i need to type to make money
3,530
### Instruction: i need to type to make money ### Response:
but typing is causing you pain
3,531
### Instruction: but typing is causing you pain ### Response:
maybe i should see a doctor
3,532
### Instruction: maybe i should see a doctor ### Response:
doctors are too expensive
3,533
### Instruction: doctors are too expensive ### Response:
he might tell me to rest for a while
3,534
### Instruction: he might tell me to rest for a while ### Response:
he might want to cut you open
3,535
### Instruction: he might want to cut you open ### Response:
he might say i am okay
3,536
### Instruction: he might say i am okay ### Response:
he might say you have bone cancer
3,537
### Instruction: what did the doctor say ### Response:
he thinks i have too much stress
3,538
### Instruction: he thinks i have too much stress ### Response:
stress causes your stomachaches
3,539
### Instruction: stress causes your stomachaches ### Response:
stress causes different problems with different people
3,540
### Instruction: stress causes different problems with different people ### Response:
so what did he tell you to do
3,541
### Instruction: so what did he tell you to do ### Response:
he said i need to think positive
3,542
### Instruction: he said i need to think positive ### Response:
he did not give you any medication
3,543
### Instruction: he did not give you any medication ### Response:
i hate medication it makes me feel different
3,544
### Instruction: i hate medication it makes me feel different ### Response:
so how do you think positive
3,545
### Instruction: so how do you think positive ### Response:
i think about nice things
3,546
### Instruction: i think about nice things ### Response:
like what
3,547
### Instruction: like what ### Response:
like a day at the beach with my toes in the sand
3,548
### Instruction: i cut my finger ### Response:
how did you do that
3,549
### Instruction: how did you do that ### Response:
it is a paper cut
3,550
### Instruction: it is a paper cut ### Response:
paper can be dangerous
3,551
### Instruction: paper can be dangerous ### Response:
it hurts too
3,552
### Instruction: it hurts too ### Response:
paper cuts can hurt a lot
3,553
### Instruction: paper cuts can hurt a lot ### Response:
where are the bandaids
3,554
### Instruction: where are the bandaids ### Response:
i think they are in the medicine cabinet
3,555
### Instruction: i think they are in the medicine cabinet ### Response:
it is on the tip of my finger
3,556
### Instruction: it is on the tip of my finger ### Response:
a bandaid might not work
3,557
### Instruction: a bandaid might not work ### Response:
i must not use this finger until the cut heals
3,558
### Instruction: i must not use this finger until the cut heals ### Response:
it might take a day or two to heal
3,559
### Instruction: do you smell that ### Response:
oh yes
3,560
### Instruction: oh yes ### Response:
i cannot stand cigarette smoke
3,561
### Instruction: i cannot stand cigarette smoke ### Response:
it smells so bad
3,562
### Instruction: it smells so bad ### Response:
one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk
3,563
### Instruction: one cigarette stinks up the whole sidewalk ### Response:
smokers think they are so cool
3,564
### Instruction: smokers think they are so cool ### Response:
they are so weak
3,565
### Instruction: they are so weak ### Response:
a little cigarette controls them
3,566
### Instruction: a little cigarette controls them ### Response:
they look so stupid taking a puff
3,567
### Instruction: they look so stupid taking a puff ### Response:
and then they blow smoke out of their mouth
3,568
### Instruction: and then they blow smoke out of their mouth ### Response:
they think it is cool
3,569
### Instruction: they think it is cool ### Response:
cigarettes stink
3,570
### Instruction: do you have a cold ### Response:
yes i do
3,571
### Instruction: yes i do ### Response:
how did you get it
3,572
### Instruction: how did you get it ### Response:
my sister had a cold she gave it to me
3,573
### Instruction: my sister had a cold she gave it to me ### Response:
have you taken anything for your cold
3,574
### Instruction: have you taken anything for your cold ### Response:
no i just blow my nose a lot
3,575
### Instruction: no i just blow my nose a lot ### Response:
your nose is stopped up
3,576
### Instruction: your nose is stopped up ### Response:
yes i have to breathe through my mouth
3,577
### Instruction: yes i have to breathe through my mouth ### Response:
have you tried nose drops
3,578
### Instruction: have you tried nose drops ### Response:
no i do not like nose drops
3,579
### Instruction: no i do not like nose drops ### Response:
they work great
3,580
### Instruction: they work great ### Response:
i do not care i do not like to put drops in my nose
3,581
### Instruction: would you put suntan lotion on my back please ### Response:
sure
3,582
### Instruction: sure ### Response:
thank you
3,583
### Instruction: thank you ### Response:
you should not lie in the sun for too long
3,584
### Instruction: you should not lie in the sun for too long ### Response:
i want to get a tan i do not want to look so pale
3,585
### Instruction: i want to get a tan i do not want to look so pale ### Response:
that is wrong with looking pale
3,586
### Instruction: that is wrong with looking pale ### Response:
people think you might be sick
3,587
### Instruction: people think you might be sick ### Response:
who thinks that
3,588
### Instruction: who thinks that ### Response:
i do not know
3,589
### Instruction: i do not know ### Response:
it is better to be pale than to have skin cancer
3,590
### Instruction: it is better to be pale than to have skin cancer ### Response:
i know that
3,591
### Instruction: i know that ### Response:
so why are you arguing with me do not lie in the sun too long
3,592
### Instruction: i cannot quit smoking ### Response:
of course you can
3,593
### Instruction: of course you can ### Response:
i do not have enough will power
3,594
### Instruction: i do not have enough will power ### Response:
of course you do
3,595
### Instruction: of course you do ### Response:
i wish i had never started
3,596
### Instruction: i wish i had never started ### Response:
so does every smoker
3,597
### Instruction: so does every smoker ### Response:
i have tried to quit so many times
3,598
### Instruction: i have tried to quit so many times ### Response:
so has everyone else
3,599
### Instruction: so has everyone else ### Response:
nothing seems to work