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So happy my next class is canceled bc..im od tired 😭
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@AlohaJonathan @AtlantaFX all I've seen is that clip of the jail scene with the sexuality part which was hilarious
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@kjwinston11 2. the N-word. But I think all Afr-Am are entitled to it: we shouldn't take away from them the insult they have claimed back.
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I'd rather dump gasoline all over myself and run into a burning building than use Excel.
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Well that was exhilarating. I didn't know you could have goosebumps for 2 hrs 5m straight.
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5 person of renown cheerful expectation solutions-pleasure principle back: HsNHZMJSc
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Forgiving means operating with God's spirit & God isn't unforgiving & doesn't hold a grudge. So who am I? Exactly.
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I'm so restless
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@KWAYNTjoia it's exhilarating
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@EngrNabeeel then rejoicing now is a lil' bit prematured dont you thinkπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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Home is where the heart lies ! Love my little island but my birth city just ain't acting right & im not feeling too good about it #restless
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i had a hard time falling a sleep and woke up several times because i was afraid of bugs crawling on me and i ended up waking up with a bite
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#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #hilarious #TeamMark
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@nadinekellman yes I can. Don't discourage me.
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@scottlocker220 Thank you for that, the notification came in the nick of time to cheer me up - have to re-tweet
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Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism
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Let go of the need to need. And find your own joyous path through the richness that extends in every direction.
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#RiceFODays now I am Alex Butler's class on financial management. Starts off with a great, relevant class discussion: movies and sunk costs
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Too many are on their 'yeah, the thing going on with cops shooting innocent people is sad - but just not in my backyard, so..' #blm
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Brendan Rodgers looks fuming 😭
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Im so serious about putting words in my mouth bitch don't add ' the ' to my sentence if I didn't say that shit on bloods
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#Appreciate what you have & enjoy your life. \nUse your #smile πŸ˜ƒ to help others use theirs. ☺️
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@komaebun He just has that way of thinking, he wants absolute hope born from absolute despair.
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If I spend more than Β£10 in shimmy on Β£1 drinks I'll be raging, but we all know it's gonna happen
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Leon's cheerfulness is always a big help.
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After soul searching, I'd like to announce that I've chosen @chrissyteigen & @nicolerichie to be my adopted sisters due to their hilarity
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#Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism
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will i ever get the nerve to quit the restaurant ??? find out tonite on glee!
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@JoeShennan Meanwhile @JoshuaMurrayBM and I are getting a 7.40am train. I hope you really, really enjoy that hotel, Shennan.
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TheNiceBot: WSJNordics You make the world a more joyful place. #TheNiceBot #MPN #DemiLovato
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@LondonMidland #dobetter only two carriages on 14:49 Birmingham to Hereford no room to stand anymore Friday commute #unhappy
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@reikimuse @MHChat I am beyond the sadness point. Have done it inside out. I live with CPTSD and BPD I can't always do the pity party
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@pixietangerine @hatersbackoff im so exited!! I am shaking so much 😍😍 and im so pround of Colleen and the fandom! Everyone is amazing 😍
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@TheGoatShow @GameGrumps now that I have been sucked into this wormhole of hilarity with no escape, I can say how weird and accurate this is
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The return of Matt Damon, and of director Paul Greengrass, brings back all the exhilarating if rather po-faced entertainment to a movie
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@UltimateBoxer My heart because you left me for so long again\n\n*slight pout but it turned to a smile*\n\nheheh just kidding, no I'm fine-
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Being stuck in the roof of your house provides amazing view but sheer terror of falling down, kinda like life
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It's been 5 weeks and I still go through depression smh
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..... wakes up and says 'have you tried changing her nappy?' πŸ˜‘πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ !!!!
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#ThisIsUs has messed with my mind & now I'm anticipating the next episode with #apprehension & ! #isthereahelplineforthis
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Lil reminder that my private account is a delight of shittalking and occasionally NSFW stuff! @AngryArchosaur
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Does anyone remember a movie that is animated in the late 70's called Shame of the Jungle John Bulushi was in it wild if that's your taste
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@MarkDice Agreed.So tired of this nonsense . Soros must be elated.
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Dolores.' A thin lipped smile graced glossed lips as she let blues peer over at the woman. ' A constant delight.. As always.'
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The true way to render ourselves #happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. Francoise de Motteville
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Girlfriends cooking me dinner again. spag blow it is, not to sure if she need my help πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #girlfriends #happy
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Love this! Laughing while crying works too! #katherinemansfield #failure #dealingwithfailure
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Heather that was #hilarious! @MsHeatherBates @pattonoswalt @chrishansen #AnthonyWeiner #15gets20 #NYC
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What terrible thing to see and have no vision-\n\nHelen Keller-\n\n-Begin with the end in mind-\n\nStephen Covey-\n\n #whereareugoing
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@Mista_Nightmare i dont understand why u do videos every week spend time with your family instead of working on horror #takeabreak
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@DeltaDomain @SawDraze @qurions dis dat nigga from fume right?
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β€œWhen we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.”―Maya Angelou
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what happened to breezy
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I can see how this will end\nIn all its bitter tragedy\nI'll give you all I have to spend\nAnd you'll give nothing back to me
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Google caffeine-an sprightly lengthening into the corridor re seo: WgJ
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#Always #borrow #money from a #pessimist. He won't #expect it #back.
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Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup
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@slashersocial #horror H3LL I SURE DID!!! LOL\nHappy about this decision. :)
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Good morning joyful people. Choose happiness to have a great day today #morning #happiness #grandmercurejktkemayoran
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...at your age, the heyday in the blood is tame...' @TheArtofCharm #shakespeareaninsults #hamlet #elizabethan #williamshakespeare
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Very long day. Thank goodness for Bake Off to brighten up a weary Wednesday ☺ #GBBO
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Why would Enrique sub off busquet?
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Never let the sadness of your past ruin your future
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Seeing something that hurt so much in the past in front of me now and not a single sign of grieve. Magicalllll. ✨
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@CNN please fire don lemon!!Do not let him report on anymore protest. He is #horrible #negative and runs away from the issue at hand!
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Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang β™₯@Amynicolehill12 β™₯ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #smile #Whitegirlwednesday
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@AniahROSE I know smh. My heart sunk into my stomach.
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@PersephoneOD Her cheerful voice echoed through the grand, familiar home, a smile blossoming on my rosy brims, 'Mom.' I reciprocated the --
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nooooo. Poor Blue Bell! not again.
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I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended
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Howard Webb always held up as knowing the answers. No red. Sutton and Craigan raging! Hahaha
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@TheNotoriousMMA looking like @MIckeyRourkeFP in his heyday
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Like I said ➑ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺ #smile
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You don't know what to expect by Brendon's video lmao LA devotee video got me shook
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@Kim_is__bored exactly what I have been saying on fb.. #bitter
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#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #hilarious #cleverpeople
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when people hit on me i try to shake them off by talking about how i hide from communism
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Everyday I wake up, a different @SpursOfficial player signs a contract extension! Love it!! #future #is #bright #COYS
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which always leads to the kind of hilarity average people will never experience - especially during breakups.
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Loving #Pitch so far !! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— @PITCHonFOX @Global_TV #chills
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Marcus Roho is dreadful
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My siblings look all gangster & I look all cheery πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
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@JohnKerry can be as indignant as he wants but the world knows Obama will do nothing and Putin will just do what he wants #Aleppo #Syria
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@BratzHead happy birthday to the most beautiful cheerful sister ever, llnp πŸ’•β£πŸŽ‰
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Something about these cool, breezy fall days.. πŸ˜πŸ‚πŸŒΎπŸ
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You forever straight so fix that frown u goodπŸ˜‡ @amayyaaag__
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@HillaryClinton evidently @realDonaldTrump feels above #norms. SHOW the #tax return, if you have nothing to
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@megynkelly We should be ignoring these rioters like the current administration ignores #terrorism. This will obviously make it stop.
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tomorrow will be the last episode of despair arc, so much shit is gonna happen i'm not emotionally prepared...
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IΒ’ve learnt that a #smile and good #morning goes a long way, and saying #thankyou goes even further. #quote #retweet #inspire
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This is a beautiful day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad!!!
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the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful
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@rosalarian i hate post con blues! But i avoided the plague too yay!! Yay constant hand sanitizer!!!
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I'm throwing myself straight into American Horror Story so I don't have time to grieve
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@lizbon @anomalily @gerikkransky Sorry for the levity if at all inappropriate but this combined with my love of Charlotte reminds me rn...
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@BrianaBanksxoxo I send ya a few #playful nibbles πŸ˜‰
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Once again the only thing on my feed is naay raging about something and my brother filling in all the gaps
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@narcissusheiyan maybe it'd have been different if I stayed for sixth form? But still, the oppressive architecture, uninteresting people
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STAY JADED everyone is
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I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it #panic
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