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So happy my next class is canceled bc..im od tired π | 0.533 |
@AlohaJonathan @AtlantaFX all I've seen is that clip of the jail scene with the sexuality part which was hilarious | 0.694 |
@kjwinston11 2. the N-word. But I think all Afr-Am are entitled to it: we shouldn't take away from them the insult they have claimed back. | 0.25 |
I'd rather dump gasoline all over myself and run into a burning building than use Excel. | 0.259 |
Well that was exhilarating. I didn't know you could have goosebumps for 2 hrs 5m straight. | 0.717 |
5 person of renown cheerful expectation solutions-pleasure principle back: HsNHZMJSc | 0.672 |
Forgiving means operating with God's spirit & God isn't unforgiving & doesn't hold a grudge. So who am I? Exactly. | 0.548 |
I'm so restless | 0.19 |
@KWAYNTjoia it's exhilarating | 0.589 |
@EngrNabeeel then rejoicing now is a lil' bit prematured dont you thinkπ€π€π€ | 0.375 |
Home is where the heart lies ! Love my little island but my birth city just ain't acting right & im not feeling too good about it #restless | 0.481 |
i had a hard time falling a sleep and woke up several times because i was afraid of bugs crawling on me and i ended up waking up with a bite | 0.059 |
#BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #hilarious #TeamMark | 0.968 |
@nadinekellman yes I can. Don't discourage me. | 0.5 |
@scottlocker220 Thank you for that, the notification came in the nick of time to cheer me up - have to re-tweet | 0.661 |
Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism | 0.766 |
Let go of the need to need. And find your own joyous path through the richness that extends in every direction. | 0.661 |
#RiceFODays now I am Alex Butler's class on financial management. Starts off with a great, relevant class discussion: movies and sunk costs | 0.581 |
Too many are on their 'yeah, the thing going on with cops shooting innocent people is sad - but just not in my backyard, so..' #blm | 0.207 |
Brendan Rodgers looks fuming π | 0.304 |
Im so serious about putting words in my mouth bitch don't add ' the ' to my sentence if I didn't say that shit on bloods | 0.06 |
#Appreciate what you have & enjoy your life. \nUse your #smile π to help others use theirs. βΊοΈ | 0.742 |
@komaebun He just has that way of thinking, he wants absolute hope born from absolute despair. | 0.414 |
If I spend more than Β£10 in shimmy on Β£1 drinks I'll be raging, but we all know it's gonna happen | 0.267 |
Leon's cheerfulness is always a big help. | 0.645 |
After soul searching, I'd like to announce that I've chosen @chrissyteigen & @nicolerichie to be my adopted sisters due to their hilarity | 0.655 |
#Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. #optimism | 0.672 |
will i ever get the nerve to quit the restaurant ??? find out tonite on glee! | 0.5 |
@JoeShennan Meanwhile @JoshuaMurrayBM and I are getting a 7.40am train. I hope you really, really enjoy that hotel, Shennan. | 0.569 |
TheNiceBot: WSJNordics You make the world a more joyful place. #TheNiceBot #MPN #DemiLovato | 0.759 |
@LondonMidland #dobetter only two carriages on 14:49 Birmingham to Hereford no room to stand anymore Friday commute #unhappy | 0.043 |
@reikimuse @MHChat I am beyond the sadness point. Have done it inside out. I live with CPTSD and BPD I can't always do the pity party | 0.233 |
@pixietangerine @hatersbackoff im so exited!! I am shaking so much ππ and im so pround of Colleen and the fandom! Everyone is amazing π | 0.964 |
@TheGoatShow @GameGrumps now that I have been sucked into this wormhole of hilarity with no escape, I can say how weird and accurate this is | 0.468 |
The return of Matt Damon, and of director Paul Greengrass, brings back all the exhilarating if rather po-faced entertainment to a movie | 0.594 |
@UltimateBoxer My heart because you left me for so long again\n\n*slight pout but it turned to a smile*\n\nheheh just kidding, no I'm fine- | 0.581 |
Being stuck in the roof of your house provides amazing view but sheer terror of falling down, kinda like life | 0.5 |
It's been 5 weeks and I still go through depression smh | 0.111 |
..... wakes up and says 'have you tried changing her nappy?' π‘ππΌ !!!! | 0.3 |
#ThisIsUs has messed with my mind & now I'm anticipating the next episode with #apprehension & ! #isthereahelplineforthis | 0.537 |
Lil reminder that my private account is a delight of shittalking and occasionally NSFW stuff! @AngryArchosaur | 0.569 |
Does anyone remember a movie that is animated in the late 70's called Shame of the Jungle John Bulushi was in it wild if that's your taste | 0.5 |
@MarkDice Agreed.So tired of this nonsense . Soros must be elated. | 0.232 |
Dolores.' A thin lipped smile graced glossed lips as she let blues peer over at the woman. ' A constant delight.. As always.' | 0.547 |
The true way to render ourselves #happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. Francoise de Motteville | 0.675 |
Girlfriends cooking me dinner again. spag blow it is, not to sure if she need my help ππ #girlfriends #happy | 0.8 |
Love this! Laughing while crying works too! #katherinemansfield #failure #dealingwithfailure | 0.533 |
Heather that was #hilarious! @MsHeatherBates @pattonoswalt @chrishansen #AnthonyWeiner #15gets20 #NYC | 0.783 |
What terrible thing to see and have no vision-\n\nHelen Keller-\n\n-Begin with the end in mind-\n\nStephen Covey-\n\n #whereareugoing | 0.426 |
@Mista_Nightmare i dont understand why u do videos every week spend time with your family instead of working on horror #takeabreak | 0.31 |
@DeltaDomain @SawDraze @qurions dis dat nigga from fume right? | 0.419 |
βWhen we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.ββMaya Angelou | 0.683 |
what happened to breezy | 0.484 |
I can see how this will end\nIn all its bitter tragedy\nI'll give you all I have to spend\nAnd you'll give nothing back to me | 0.292 |
Google caffeine-an sprightly lengthening into the corridor re seo: WgJ | 0.429 |
#Always #borrow #money from a #pessimist. He won't #expect it #back. | 0.452 |
Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup | 0.694 |
@slashersocial #horror H3LL I SURE DID!!! LOL\nHappy about this decision. :) | 0.781 |
Good morning joyful people. Choose happiness to have a great day today #morning #happiness #grandmercurejktkemayoran | 0.917 |
...at your age, the heyday in the blood is tame...' @TheArtofCharm #shakespeareaninsults #hamlet #elizabethan #williamshakespeare | 0.45 |
Very long day. Thank goodness for Bake Off to brighten up a weary Wednesday βΊ #GBBO | 0.581 |
Why would Enrique sub off busquet? | 0.371 |
Never let the sadness of your past ruin your future | 0.45 |
Seeing something that hurt so much in the past in front of me now and not a single sign of grieve. Magicalllll. β¨ | 0.452 |
@CNN please fire don lemon!!Do not let him report on anymore protest. He is #horrible #negative and runs away from the issue at hand! | 0.167 |
Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang β₯@Amynicolehill12 β₯ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #smile #Whitegirlwednesday | 0.757 |
@AniahROSE I know smh. My heart sunk into my stomach. | 0.304 |
@PersephoneOD Her cheerful voice echoed through the grand, familiar home, a smile blossoming on my rosy brims, 'Mom.' I reciprocated the -- | 0.739 |
nooooo. Poor Blue Bell! not again. | 0.2 |
I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended | 0.129 |
Howard Webb always held up as knowing the answers. No red. Sutton and Craigan raging! Hahaha | 0.547 |
@TheNotoriousMMA looking like @MIckeyRourkeFP in his heyday | 0.517 |
Like I said β‘ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. βΊ #smile | 0.75 |
You don't know what to expect by Brendon's video lmao LA devotee video got me shook | 0.683 |
@Kim_is__bored exactly what I have been saying on fb.. #bitter | 0.233 |
#terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #hilarious #cleverpeople | 0.897 |
when people hit on me i try to shake them off by talking about how i hide from communism | 0.367 |
Everyday I wake up, a different @SpursOfficial player signs a contract extension! Love it!! #future #is #bright #COYS | 0.933 |
which always leads to the kind of hilarity average people will never experience - especially during breakups. | 0.419 |
Loving #Pitch so far !! π€π€π€ @PITCHonFOX @Global_TV #chills | 0.734 |
Marcus Roho is dreadful | 0.379 |
My siblings look all gangster & I look all cheery π
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@JohnKerry can be as indignant as he wants but the world knows Obama will do nothing and Putin will just do what he wants #Aleppo #Syria | 0.383 |
@BratzHead happy birthday to the most beautiful cheerful sister ever, llnp πβ£π | 0.883 |
Something about these cool, breezy fall days.. πππΎπ | 0.796 |
You forever straight so fix that frown u goodπ @amayyaaag__ | 0.613 |
@HillaryClinton evidently @realDonaldTrump feels above #norms. SHOW the #tax return, if you have nothing to | 0.383 |
@megynkelly We should be ignoring these rioters like the current administration ignores #terrorism. This will obviously make it stop. | 0.417 |
tomorrow will be the last episode of despair arc, so much shit is gonna happen i'm not emotionally prepared... | 0.403 |
IΒve learnt that a #smile and good #morning goes a long way, and saying #thankyou goes even further. #quote #retweet #inspire | 0.783 |
This is a beautiful day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad!!! | 0.75 |
the ending of how I met your mother is dreadful | 0.345 |
@rosalarian i hate post con blues! But i avoided the plague too yay!! Yay constant hand sanitizer!!! | 0.534 |
I'm throwing myself straight into American Horror Story so I don't have time to grieve | 0.483 |
@lizbon @anomalily @gerikkransky Sorry for the levity if at all inappropriate but this combined with my love of Charlotte reminds me rn... | 0.35 |
@BrianaBanksxoxo I send ya a few #playful nibbles π | 0.679 |
Once again the only thing on my feed is naay raging about something and my brother filling in all the gaps | 0.35 |
@narcissusheiyan maybe it'd have been different if I stayed for sixth form? But still, the oppressive architecture, uninteresting people | 0.328 |
STAY JADED everyone is | 0.5 |
I can never find the exact #emoji that I'm after at the exact moment that I need it #panic | 0.267 |