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OMG NOL i love u so so much i love ur cheery face and hugs πππ @CRAZYmac17 | 0.855 |
@TheSandraGal Glad to see that you're having fun in the sun. Water sports are always fun, challenging, and exhilarating. #happiness #beauty | 0.903 |
@JohnGDryden Gud morning sir,,keep smiling! | 0.75 |
Need a new outlet for | 0.391 |
@OccasionalGod isn't that the reason horror is popular? the exhilaration that comes from discomfort is enjoyable -- watch The Green Room :D | 0.654 |
@FilthyFrank My first time watching your vids and i died of laughter. Keep this up dude | 0.793 |
Three days off a month with two ex wives and no home could be worse. I don't know how, but it could #oilandgas | 0.222 |
@RealMichaelKay Annoys me to about the Ortiz tribute too, how would the Oriole fans and organization feel if Yanks did that to them? #awful | 0.167 |
Remember: The life you have is a blessing for #God. Make it a joyful experience regardless of the odds. GBY | 0.672 |
A @FirstBSA not turning up? Why am I not surprised. Late for work again! | 0.391 |
There is something v satisfying about opening an old 'to do'.doc file and being able to check off all the things you have done | 0.589 |
@nigglydz lydiaaaa, we were the only ones that were supposed to know that you make me nervous πΆ | 0.233 |
@fleetstreetfox It's buzzing pathetically for sympathy if you let it out it will twirl it's moustache, chuckle and sting you #Psychowasp | 0.452 |
So they #threaten to kill #kapernick for KNEELING. I say every athlete just stop playing until social justice and equality comes forth. | 0.375 |
Pre-game nerves have settled in π± i'l be #cheering from home guys π΄βͺοΈππ»π #AFLCatsSwans #ProudlySydney #goswans @sydneyswans @SwansSupport | 0.823 |
She used to be beautiful, but she lived her life too fast - Forest City Joe #blues #blinddogradio | 0.483 |
@airvistara as always it was indeed a wonderful experience flying with you guys today #bestinbusiness #delight #happyme | 0.9 |
i was just talking about it last week .. how does your outside appearance (ie. dread locks) affect the ability you have to work? | 0.463 |
2 biggest fears: incurable STD's and pregnancy...I mean, they're basically the same thing anyway #forlife #annoying #weirdsmells | 0.333 |
I'm moving this weekend & my sugar daddy will replace it so, it is what it is. Niggas still happy. | 0.696 |
I would like to congratulate the people of Saudi Arabia a happy and a joyous national day. May you all have a great time! #Ψ§ΩΩΩΩ
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Tremor!!!\n #tremor | 0.367 |
@amychozick @jswatz Not a word about terrorism. | 0.458 |
Riding at night has got to be one of the most exhilarating, refreshing things I have ever done. | 0.935 |
My ukulele bag has fallen apart. π WELLL AT LEAST my life hasn't yet!! #optimism | 0.371 |
Mou is too jovial and trying to impress those players too much. No player is bigger than manutd. SAF won't tolerate all this bs @ManUtd | 0.417 |
3:45am and off to the hospital! Elouise's waters have gone! #Labour #LittleSister #superexcited | 0.839 |
@Thebeast_ufc what happened to the suicide tweet it was a joke obviously how could that offend anyone?π€ | 0.422 |
be strong, independant and practical. stop living in your world of fantasy. snap out of it. the faster u get used to the reality, the better | 0.5 |
@jamiesmart Huh! It's always my fault isn't it >:( #sulk | 0.25 |
@OpentheDoorRadi thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic | 0.79 |
backed pats -2.5 10/11 just before | 0.536 |
ESPN just assumed I wanted their free magazines #offended | 0.3 |
The boys rejoice as badger corner has been reclaimed for our first social of the year #cluboftheyear | 0.806 |
Tiangong 1, China's first space laboratory, will come to a fiery end in late 2017. The average decommissioned satellite either burns ... | 0.383 |
Take my kindness for weakness when you acting silly keeping it 100 ain't your fortΓ© #ChrisBrown #TeamBreezy | 0.433 |
y'all shabazz's name in my phone is 'easy breezy beautiful' & I will not apologize. | 0.468 |
@CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO | 0.75 |
@MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter | 0.226 |
Study finds #awe & #wonder of something greater than self, leads to #creative boosts of expansive thinking. @outsideonline #write #thoreau | 0.633 |
Omg I actually thought she was going to jump. #SouthPark20 #southpark | 0.312 |
@bolain_branden @GrimsToyShow grim should find broken Matt hardy because he can delete everything lol | 0.55 |
everyone hates twice, and i kinda did too but they got bops i'm bumping rn to cheer up | 0.435 |
Another grim & compelling news report by @Nawalf on the blockade of aid to the starving in #Yemen #BBC #dosomethingpoliticans | 0.267 |
i love those #memories that randomly pop\ninto my head , have me #smiling like an\n#idiot for ages σΎ΄ | 0.81 |
A not very young man compiled info on a smiling baby then a mattress created new evil. | 0.5 |
Bloods boiling | 0.31 |
@LindseySanford @simplymeasured this makes me giggle with glee! | 0.722 |
@NFLonFOX @TheDoctorCarson @FOXSports Easy, breezy, beautiful... | 0.742 |
Sioux Valley wins home competitive #cheer invite with a score of 158. ...Dell Rapids second at 138 | 0.533 |
Blake lively is flawless | 0.88 |
@cedricyarbrough We love you! #hilarious We are looking forward to SO much more! #kudos on the #pilot @Speechless_ABC #speechless | 0.893 |
i just spent $40 on big little sis tomorrow and i am beyond happy about it #SAW #mums | 0.883 |
@_jamiebraidwood haha, horrific is all that needs to be said. Glad I'm away to Spain on Sat so missing game πΉππΊββ | 0.569 |
@billie21806 @cnnbrk tell that to your bodies cheering on the deaths of black people by cops. their fear is killing us. | 0.274 |
π©π©π©π© heads melted, very tired but can't sleep. #nightmare | 0.113 |
Hope was an instinct only the reasoning human mind could kill. An animal never knew despair. | 0.417 |
I can't pull myself out of depression | 0.054 |
quentin i sait aps dire eastpak i dit aspak msk | 0.516 |
@eMilsOnWheels I'm furious π©π©π© | 0.081 |
mustache_harbor: TiburonChamber plus a hearty pour of #yachtrock by #mustacheharbor ! | 0.655 |
If I were assured of your eventual destruction I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept my own.' Sherlock Holmes | 0.5 |
Niggas murking in each other. In murky water, I try to swim. | 0.375 |
@Nick_Offerman I'll be there!! Can't wait for all the #mirth! | 0.694 |
I wanna kill you and destroy you. I want you died and I want Flint back. #emo #scene #anger #fuck #die #hatered | 0.017 |
The ghost of Stefano reflects on the grim indignity of being murdered by corrupt cops in faux love. #days | 0.452 |
@Irenelove83 heres what we can do, Get Brock and Sable to tag team mr and mrs AWOL and watch with glee | 0.55 |
ya boy gets mad tired of pine trees | 0.397 |
@jtkola @danmericaCNN she's still younger and more spry than trump | 0.466 |
@mikeburke91 @AP I guess. It's just heartbreaking the ease with which they can kill an innocent man and get away with it. #indignation | 0.156 |
@D_McMenemy It'll be easy to spot the parade of tiny weans in expensive jammies. Really is hilarious! | 0.813 |
@judahandthelion TONIGHT. Legit can't wait to rage π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»π₯ | 0.359 |
How can I tell Happy Anniversary, when u are not happy.. #ampalaya #paitpaitanangpeg | 0.483 |
@tbergg1 mine are good rn, gonna be horrid after next week | 0.442 |
@WellerMonica Hi Monica, I write regularly for @ctysmallholding - but not on bees - never dared try them #buzz #HONEY | 0.537 |
.@POTUS Obama describes his temperament as 'steady & on the buoyant side.' | 0.333 |
ima kitchen sink | 0.414 |
@DJ_Musicologist #Disney's 1994 #animated #musical #film #TheLionKing was influenced by #WilliamShakespeare's #Hamlet. Songs by #EltonJohn. | 0.661 |
@partydelightsUK it's 5679787. Cannot DM you as we don't follow each other. Not such a #party #fail #letdown | 0.259 |
troubled soul don't loose your heart 'cause joy and peace he brings and the beauty that's in store outweighs the hurt of life's sting. | 0.5 |
It breaks my heart seeing people down or upset.. I will try my best to make them smile or cheer them up π€ | 0.55 |
Like he really just fucking asked me that. | 0.258 |
@JordySloan love that Jordy #revenge β½οΈ | 0.519 |
Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! #relentless | 0.878 |
Evening all. Don't forget it's #RobinHoodHour TONIGHT πΉ\n\n#bizitalk #bizhour #southyorkshire #MansfieldHour #chirp #sheffieldHour #NottsHour | 0.534 |
Solange is more aesthetically pleasing than your fave. | 0.565 |
@NM_NickNocturne Incentivise people to roam the Internet being morally offended, as if they didn't do it enough already. | 0.328 |
Wanted to get him a cake with sparkling candles but he doesn't like cakeππ. Ruins everything | 0.133 |
Had a coworker look at her phone and say, cheerfully, 'oh look, Kap's getting death threats now.' π. Then she goes to say the 49ers are | 0.467 |
Happy Birthday shorty. Stay fine stay breezy stay wavy @daviistuart π | 0.879 |
@cc_yandian @HillaryClinton her team must draw from a hat for daily personality #drugged #angry #yeller #quiet #screamer #ππ | 0.367 |
@Fatumoriginal there's no sitcom better! If u can't laugh at Sheldon or Leonard then u are sober for real! No two ways about it | 0.625 |
Hate being sober so I popped two | 0.333 |
I love looking at my old statuses on Facebook. The one I have from four years ago on this day was about #glee. I had so many opinions... | 0.611 |
@gypsydragoness wrinkling up. 'Well now, looks here like your name starts with the letter G, eh?' The man smiled up and gave a hearty + | 0.726 |
Honestly depression is kicking my ass lately.. π | 0.048 |
@simon_penn_r @AntisocialJW2 has turned into a rather fiery GG radical) | 0.431 |
The best part of this day, Jesus, is to snuggle up in your embrace...to rest in your arms and know you love me...πβ€ #sweetEmbrace | 0.759 |
@r0Ils ppl get triggered over u smiling they're irrelevant | 0.375 |
First weekend of fall; let's see if I can stay disciplined to this seasons goals. #fitness #running #sober #Mindset #firstfriday #family | 0.586 |