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Lancer
To teach me how to be scary!
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Lancer
With an evil laugh!
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Susie
Hey, I wasn't...
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Lancer
And now...! You're going to be thrashed! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Lancer
Merry Christmas!
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Susie
(I guess that's KIND OF an improvement...)
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Lancer
Well, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWNS are back in TOWN! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago... I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you! Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!! Are you ready to be...
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Susie
Stop. Stop talking. "Ho ho ho?" What is that. Why are you saying that. You sound like baby Santa Claus.
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Lancer
Ha ha ha... So you've begun to cross the GREAT BOARD... The halfway point to our castle. Hmm... impressive. So, it's a shame... You won't make it a step further!!! 'Cause my GUYS are about to smash you into blood! Lots of blood! Splooshing blood! Very gross and bad!
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Narrator
Hey, purple girl, was that scarier?
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Susie
Why are you asking ME!?
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Lancer
Because you're really cool at being terrifying! I wanna be as scary as you!
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Susie
You... Want to be like ME? ... Well, that's stupid. ... But, umm, the new laugh isn't as awful. And saying you'd turn us into blood is, uh, cool. ... what the hell is up with the bucket, though?
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Lancer
It's to put the blood in.
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Susie
Oh.
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Lancer
Yeah, I'm not, uh, supposed to make a mess. Anyway, thanks for your feedback! I'm really feeling scary!
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Lancer
Hey, I've just been calling you guys CLOWNS... Does your team have an OFFICIAL NAME or something?
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Narrator
Kris draws a name from a bucket.
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Lancer
OK!! And your name is...! The Fun Gang!
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Susie
It's perfect!!!
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Lancer
Well, see ya, Fun Gang!
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Lancer
Hohoho... Well STEP on my BOOTS. If it isn't the Fun Gang. You boys or girls had better turn back while you can.
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Ralsei
Lancer!!! What is it this time!?
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Lancer
Hohoho... I'm simply warning you...! Something EXTREMELY dangerous is lying ahead!
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Ralsei
Wh... What is it!?
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Narrator
K. Round appears
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Susie
THAT??? THAT'S what you're afraid of???
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Lancer
W... Wow, purple girl! You aren't scared!?
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Susie
Heh, why would I be? What's it gonna do?
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Lancer
Hmm, well, normally... It crushes people to death, I think.
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Narrator
The party encounters K.Round.
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Ralsei
Susie! Stop attacking it! You're making it stronger!
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Susie
Pssh, and let it think I'm AFRAID? No way!
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei bow to K.Round, Thoughtlessly attacking Self-regenerating K.Round
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Ralsei
That's it, Kris! If we can get its crown off... It should turn back into a little guy...! Susie! Help us bow at it!
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Susie
Nah, its crown'll come off... When I smash this guy to the GROUND!
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Narrator
They tricking K.Round to bow, untill the crown off and ending the battle.
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Ralsei
We... We did it!?
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Lancer
Wow!! You clowns really ARE heroes!! You saved the next twenty minutes of my life!!
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Susie
Yeah, yeah, I am pretty great, huh...?
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Ralsei
Ummm, Susie...? Not to downplay your contributions, but... You... didn't actually help at all. You only made everything WORSE by attacking it. If you had just acted nice to it in the first place... We could have avoided that entire battle.
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Susie
Huh? Are you FOR REAL? That thing was BLOODTHIRSTY!!! The only thing keeping it at bay was MY AX!
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Ralsei
And, earlier, you terrorized those troops...
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Susie
Those guys were ENEMIES. They're FOR terrorizing.
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Ralsei
And before that, you ate an innocent person's cake...
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Susie
Cakes... are also my enemy.
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Ralsei
... Susie... Whether you like it or not... You're a hero. One with the power to bring peace to the future. Could you please start... acting like one?
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Susie
Yeah, when you lay it out like that... I've been a pretty bad hero, haven't I? ... Alright, Ralsei. You got it. I'll change my ways. From now on, I won't be such a rotten hero anymore. I'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead!
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Lancer
R... Really!? You're going to be on MY team?
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Susie
Yeah, sounds way easier, honestly.
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Ralsei
Susie, you can't just -
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Lancer
Quiet, Toothpaste Boy! Susie is MY comrade now!
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Susie
Hahaha, yeah, Toothpaste Boy!
Scene: Obj Susieandlancer Event
Lancer
We're going to have monogrammed track jackets!
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Susie
Yeah!
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Lancer
And sleepovers! Where we tell each other secrets!
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Susie
Ummm, yeah? Anyway, uhh, see you guys never.
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Lancer
Haha!! If you can even last that long!
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Narrator
Susie joins Lancer's team.
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Ralsei
Susie...! Lancer...!
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Lancer
Heheheh...
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Susie
Well if it isn't the so-called Heroes...! Are you finally ready to see what happens... When you try to act soft... Against a team that crushes ANYONE in their way?
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Lancer
Dark Jack Lancer!
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Susie
Violent Ax Susie!
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Lancer
Together we are...
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Susie & Lancer
The DARK Fun Gang!
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Ralsei
Um... So what's your, um, evil plan?
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Susie
Huh? Dude, we JUST formed our team. We haven't done anything past our intro yet.
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Lancer
Have a little patience, please...
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Ralsei
Oh, um, sorry... We're, um, looking forward to the rest!
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Susie
Heh, well, you won't have to look forward for long. Starting now... We're going to work CEASELESSLY... Unstoppably... To make an evil plan to THRASH you clowns. Watch your backs.
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Lancer
And your fronts!
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Ralsei
How's the evil scheming going?
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Ralsei
Huh? Oh, that?
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Susie
We, uh, got bored.
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Susie
So we're having a snack.
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Ralsei
... I see.
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Susie
C'mon! All I ate for breakfast was chalk!
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Susie
And I didn't eat anything!
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Ralsei
Sorry. What are you two having, exactly...?
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Lancer
Just a daily treasure I hid in this stump's orifice.
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Ralsei
And that is...?
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Lancer
Feast for yourself, my main man.
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Ralsei
Kris, do you want to, um, try it?
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Narrator
Choose an option
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Player
Ralsei will try it
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Ralsei
Oh, there's a...
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Ralsei
Honeypot? Inside?
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Ralsei
... It's full of salsa.
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Lancer
Bingo, you sweet little pumpkin!
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Lancer
It's my secret stash.
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Lancer
A little snackeroo from me to you...
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Ralsei
...
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Ralsei
Mmmm. Yummy. It's delicious...
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Susie
C'mon, you're just pretending to eat it!
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Lancer
Haha, yeah! That's what I do, too!
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Susie
?????
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Player
Kris will try it
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Narrator
There was a honeypot of salsa inside the stump.
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Narrator
You ate some salsa.