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Narrator
... K... Kris!? Phew... ... Hey, don't scare me like that, dumbass! Unless you WANT to get clocked in the face, heh. ... anyway, enough screwing around. We gotta find a way outta here.
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Kris
...
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Susie
Ummm... Where is "here," anyway...?
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Kris
...
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Susie
It doesn't matter! YOU got us into this mess, YOU get us out! Lead the way, Kris!
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Narrator
[obj_darkcastle_event & obj_legend]
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Susie
A castle...? Why the hell is there a castle inside a supply closet...?
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Ralsei
Welcome, heroes...!
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Susie
Who's there!?
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Ralsei
Do not be alarmed... I am not your enemy. Please come forward, both of you...
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Ralsei
Welcome. I am the Prince of this Kingdom... The KINGDOM OF DARKNESS. Kris, Susie... There is a LEGEND in this land. A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive, And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space. Please, Heroes... Listen to my tale...
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Ralsei
Kris, Susie... Thank you for listening to my long tale. I deeply believe you two are the HEROES of the LEGEND. That despite whatever enemies you may face... ... You two have the COURAGE to SAVE THE WORLD. DELTA WARRIORS! Please, won't you accept your destiny...?
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Susie
Uhhh... Nah.
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Ralsei
W... what?
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Susie
Me? Some kind of hero or something...? You've got the wrong person.
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Ralsei
B-but Susie, without you, the... The world will...
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Susie
So what? If the world gets destroyed... It's none of my damn business. Might even be kind of fun, honestly. ... Anyway, Kris... If YOU wanna play pretend with this weirdo... Stick around. I'M going to find a way out of here.
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Ralsei
Susie... Wait!
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Narrator
Lancer appears. Kicking out Ralsei from the Field
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Lancer
Ho ho ho! The heroes are already running away... And they didn't even know I was here. My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
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Susie
Who the hell are you!?
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Lancer
I'm...! The bad guy. You CLOWNS want to seal our DARK FOUNTAIN, huh!? And - STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS - Save the world from ETERNAL DARKNESS, huh!?
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Susie
Eh.
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Lancer
Don't try to deny it...! We both know you'll go EAST! It's your only way home! But, I, LANCER, won't let you go there! And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it. Step one. I thrash you. Step two. You lose!
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Susie
Hmm. Nice plan, kid.
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Lancer
R-really...?
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Susie
Yeah, actually... Mind if we use it on you instead?
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Narrator
A battle with Lancer begins and ends quickly.
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Narrator
obj_lancerboss
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Lancer
Wait! Wait a second! My bike's running out of fuel...! Alright, you punk-a-roos! You had the luck of the draw this time, but... Next time, the losers will be YOU!!! Hahaha!!! Bye, losers!! I gotta get home before dinner!!!
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Ralsei
Are you two OK...? Um, allow me to introduce myself more properly, I am...
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Susie
Jeez, can you take off that hood? I can barely hear you under there.
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Ralsei
U-ummm, alright...
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Narrator
Hello everyone. I'm Ralsei. Kris, Susie... It's ever so wonderful to meet you! I'm certain we're going to become great friends, and,
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Susie
Best way to leave is East, right?
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Ralsei
Yes! That's where we'll...
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Susie
Got it. See ya at school, Kris.
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Ralsei
Umm... I suppose it's just the two of us, then... Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but... I, um, currently don't have any subjects. I've been waiting alone here... Um... My whole life for you two to arrive. So... I'm really happy to meet you. I hope we can be good friends, Kris. Let's try to find Susie. She must be to the southeast. You can lead the way, Kris!
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Ralsei
I suppose it's just the two of us, then...
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Ralsei
Kris, I'm a PRINCE, but...
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Ralsei
I, um, currently don't have any subjects.
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Ralsei
I've been waiting alone here...
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Ralsei
Um... My whole life for you two to arrive.
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Ralsei
So...
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Ralsei
I'm really happy to meet you.
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Ralsei
I hope we can be good friends, Kris.
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Ralsei
Oh, Kris! It's the training dummy I made! Now seems like a great chance to prepare for the enemy. Would you like me to teach you how to fight?
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Player
Yes
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Ralsei
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Narrator
[obj_dummyenemy]
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Ralsei
OK! Get ready, Kris!
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Ralsei
See that HEART, Kris? That's your SOUL, the culmination of your being! Within, it holds your WILL... your COMPASSION... ... and the FATE of the world. If it gets hit, you and your friends will lose HP. If everyone's HP reaches 0, we'll lose the battle. So, please take care to avoid the enemy's attack. Ready? Let's try dodging!
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Ralsei
Great job, Kris! Now that you've gathered TP - How about spending that TP on one of my SPELLs? Because you hit the enemy enough, it got TIRED. Now, if I use my PACIFY spell on it... It'll fall asleep, and we'll win peacefully!
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Ralsei
Great, Kris! We would have won the battle by now! Remember when you HUGGED the dummy by ACTing on it? Because of that, its name turned YELLOW! Now by using the SPARE command, you can win!
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Ralsei
Great job, Kris! That'd be the end in a real battle! I'm really happy I had the chance to teach you, Kris!
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Ralsei
Oh, that was fun! You're a wonderful student, Kris! ... and, er, in case you ever need a refresher, I... Here! I wrote a Manual for you and Susie!
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Narrator
You got the Manual.
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Narrator
[obj_getsusieevent]
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Susie
Ugh, open up you stupid door!
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Susie
Oh, great. It's YOU GUYS.
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Ralsei
Susie! We were ever so worried about you! ... um, how'd you get past those spikes before?
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Susie
Walked through 'em. But this door... Sucks.
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Ralsei
Aww, don't worry, Susie! It'll open after we solve the puzzle over there!
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Susie
Nice. Tell me when you finish it.
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Ralsei
Uh, Susie. We need YOU to finish it. Sometimes, proceeding will take all 3 of us. Furthermore, only Kris can seal the DARK FOUNTAIN... So if you don't accompany us, you won't make it home!
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Susie
... So you're saying I HAVE to stick with you guys.
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Ralsei
Yep!
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Susie
... Let's just get this over with.
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Ralsei
Yahoo! Susie's back on the team! Cue the fanfare!
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Narrator
Susie joined the party!
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Narrator
Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!
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Narrator
The party encounters C.Round.
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Ralsei
Aww, look, Susie! It seems harmless! If you act nice, we might win without hurting it!
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Susie
... okay, okay. Hey, little guy. I really like the ax in your face.
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Narrator
Susie's compliment fails, and the battle continues until Uncrowned C.Round is defeated.
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Lancer
Well, flip my flapjacks! The CLOWN are back in TOWN! Well, bad news! Since you last saw me several minutes ago... I've created a brand new fighting team ready to stop you!
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Lancer
Not even the purple girl can stop me now!! Ho ho ho!!! Are you ready to be...
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Susie
Stop.
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Susie
Stop talking.
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Susie
'Ho ho ho?' What is that. Why are you saying that.
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Lancer
'Ho ho ho?'
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Lancer
It's my evil laugh!
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Lancer
Scary, right!?
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Susie
You sound like baby Santa Claus.
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Lancer
... Uh, you mean, like, in a badass way...?
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Susie
Shut up. You REALLY think you know how to be SCARY?
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Lancer
W... well... I...
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Susie
Wrong.
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Susie
Man, wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off.
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Susie
Face it. You wouldn't know SCARY...
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Susie
If it picked you up and bit your face off.
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Lancer
Th-that's not true...
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Susie
Oh, really?
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Susie
Then why don't we PROVE IT?
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Susie
We'll start with the part...
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Susie
Where your face gets bit off.
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Susie
AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Lancer
Ohhhhh, OK. I get it! Thank you, purple girl!
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Susie
... What?
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Lancer
Thanks! It was kind of you!