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Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
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No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.
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The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
neutral
Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...
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Pathetic mess?
neutral
I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable.
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I'm thinkin', cha-ching!
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Thanks.
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Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice.
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You're doin' this.
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Hi. She said yes.
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Yes! Way to go, man! Still got the egg, huh?
positive
"Happy birthday to you!"
positive
You’re paying for that.
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What? No-no it’s her birthday!
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You’ve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
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But it really
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You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
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Damnit!
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Rach? Hi!
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Hi!
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Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
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Well yeah
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Oh wow!
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I mean, wow!
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I mean, I-I-I think she’s cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
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Really?!
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Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
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Oh so-so not really never.
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I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am.
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I mean after all we’ve been through, I just—y’know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.
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Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
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Oh-ho, and mine!
positive
No-no wait-wait! I can’t just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.
negative
Well…I only have one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
neutral
Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
negative
It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
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Chandler?
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I-I’m sorry?
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No look, I-I’m sure that people know you exist!
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Oh yeah?
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I work in a cubicle surrounded by people.
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I’ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up from their desk.
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Hang-hang on.
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Hey everybody!
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Uh, I’m gonna kill myself!
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I got nothing.
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Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it!
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I didn’t know he could get me fired!
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What am I going to do?
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Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.
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Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.
negative
No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!
neutral
That’s not a bad idea.
neutral
Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys.
neutral
Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs.
positive
So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?
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Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.
negative
Yeah, you wish.
neutral
"You wish."
positive
Why are you yelling?
positive
Whoa, that
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Whoa-whoa, what is it?
positive
Well… It’s a date.
neutral
A date?!
positive
No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
positive
Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.
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No, I’m gonna!!
negative
That’s right!
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Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl!
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Like-like-like I did something terrible to you!
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And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!
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That—It’s not the same thing! This is
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Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
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She was?
positive
Well, she graduated from high school!
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Okay, whatever.
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Y’know what?
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I don’t have time to convince you because he’s only here for four hours, and I’m gonna go see him!
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Fine!
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Yeah!
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Fine!
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Yeah!
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What are you still doin’ here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
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Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
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Hi.
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Ross, you remember Susan.
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How could I forget?
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Ross.
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Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?
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Dr. Oberman.
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..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-
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She.
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-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?
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Yes, and she's very supportive.
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Okay, that's great. No, I'm- Oh.
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Thanks.
neutral
Quack, quack..
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Ross? That opens my cervix.
positive
Barry?
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