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What difference does that make?!
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Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!
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negative
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Joey, do you have a minute?
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neutral
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Dude, what am I gonna
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negative
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Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.
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negative
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Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!
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negative
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Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.
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neutral
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have
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neutral
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What-what is it, what is it?
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neutral
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Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
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positive
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Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
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negative
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Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
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negative
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I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
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negative
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What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
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positive
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And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!
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negative
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I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone
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negative
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I'm not listening to you!
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negative
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Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!
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positive
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Hey, come on now!
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negative
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All right, what are we havin’?
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neutral
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Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.
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neutral
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I’ll take those to go. For the kids.
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neutral
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Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
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neutral
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It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said.
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negative
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But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.
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neutral
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Understood. So, what’d you say back then?
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neutral
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Well, I said that I
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neutral
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Ha!
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neutral
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So you like the drums!
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positive
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That's, that's great!
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positive
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Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation.
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neutral
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All right, okay, well, apparently not!
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negative
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So, yay!
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positive
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Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. Ready? One, two, three, four...
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neutral
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Tequila!!
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positive
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That's fun.
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positive
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Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?
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positive
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Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
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negative
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I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
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negative
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Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.
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negative
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That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed.
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negative
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All right that’s it, school is in session!
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neutral
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My God! Is this a gym card?
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positive
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Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.
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neutral
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So why don’t you quit?
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neutral
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You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I
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positive
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Who is Maria?
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neutral
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Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.
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positive
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You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
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neutral
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No!
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negative
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So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
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neutral
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Oh no, you’ll have to come.
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negative
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Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that.
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neutral
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Exactly! Because it's in the past!
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negative
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Anybody gonna eat that?
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neutral
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Pheebs!
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positive
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Hey!
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positive
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Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
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neutral
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Yeah!
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neutral
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Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!
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positive
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I know. They were mine.
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neutral
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Oh. No! No wait, that’s weird!
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negative
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No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.
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neutral
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That’s weird!
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negative
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I’m wearing his briefs right now.
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neutral
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That’s…kinda hot.
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positive
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I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
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positive
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Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that.
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neutral
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And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
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positive
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Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!
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negative
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There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.
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neutral
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Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys.
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negative
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I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear!
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neutral
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I don’t think you could ever do that.
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neutral
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Hey! I
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neutral
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Okay, whatever.
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negative
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Lusts of the flesh.
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neutral
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What?
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neutral
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I don’t know. A cowboy theme?
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neutral
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Hey uh, is it okay to come in?
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neutral
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Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!
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positive
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Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya.
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neutral
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Hey!
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positive
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Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
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neutral
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Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?
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neutral
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It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don’t worry. It’ll happen.
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neutral
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Yowza
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negative
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Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
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neutral
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Dear Lord.
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positive
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I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?
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neutral
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Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…
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neutral
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Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?
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neutral
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She looks scared.
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neutral
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Doesn’t she look scared?
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neutral
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Y’know, I don’t really know her.
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neutral
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Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
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neutral
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No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
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neutral
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Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?
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neutral
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Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the "a-gogo."
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Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
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