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If they can change their name to Topeka they could change it to Jesus too. | staiano | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,259,616 | politics | c0nef9o |
RuneScape. | ethraax | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,215,399 | gaming | c0nd5f0 |
Whenever some commenter claims Obama "forgot his promises", I go to this site and smile. | FeepingCreature | 1,120 | 2,514 | 1,394 | 2010-04 | 1,270,204,184 | politics | blkjp |
How about the promise that he was going to be a president of the people, but turned out to be a president of the bankers, unions, and big business, to hell with the people. | stmfreak | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,228,616 | politics | c0ndjwc |
From supporters like me. | jamesgott | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,209,043 | AskReddit | c0nd1no |
Do you find those burglar alarm commercials as annoying and lame as everyone else does? | SaratogaCx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,250,713 | IAmA | c0ne7qu |
Why, not at all. | paulderev | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,263,982 | IAmA | c0nej0p |
Poll: Rise In Americans With No Religion | taskeinc | 24 | 53 | 29 | 2010-04 | 1,270,346,361 | reddit.com | bm5xo |
Why are you posting shit from a year ago? | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,349,270 | reddit.com | c0ng3xz |
New Studies Eat Into Diet Math | groovychick | 13 | 16 | 3 | 2010-04 | 1,270,337,405 | Health | bm4tv |
Risotto with zucchini, mozzarella, mint and chilli... oozy goodness. | toutfou_mcbeancurd | 14 | 25 | 11 | 2010-04 | 1,270,323,445 | food | bm32g |
So should United States and England. | Leahn | 95 | 95 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,320,692 | worldnews | c0nffs2 |
There has been at least two attempts to place Tony Blair under citizens arrest, can't say that we're not trying to do our bit. | bovril | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,323,287 | worldnews | c0nfhwf |
He Has Raisin! | unreasonablefaith | 68 | 127 | 59 | 2010-04 | 1,270,310,239 | atheism | bm15b |
HAHAHAHA They don't speak English! | daramel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,356,933 | atheism | c0nga5r |
I just opened up my brand new iPad and was SHOCKED with what the internals looked like. | lawlyer | 2,183 | 5,364 | 3,181 | 2010-04 | 1,270,300,085 | pics | blzsw |
The day they add emacs to AppStore, I'll buy an iPad. | the_smell_of_reddit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,315,622 | pics | c0nfbrs |
Portland is the slow food movement capitol of US. | wtjones | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,310,935 | reddit.com | c0nf7xd |
is that a comment about the crappy service here? | BigJuiceMan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,353,498 | reddit.com | c0ng7ga |
there are two ways of looking at this ... there is your glass-half-empty way, which is ''I assume all catholics approve of child abuse unless they state otherwise'' or there is the glass-half-full way of looking at it, which is ''I assume all catholics do not approve of child abuse unless they state otherwise'' I choose the latter | moonflower | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,289,337 | atheism | c0neydg |
Silence is an effective protest. | stp2007 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,318,651 | atheism | c0nfe6p |
A 3-year-old Brooklyn boy was mauled Sunday by his family's pit bull, which sank its teeth into the tot's face. | hasai185 | 10 | 28 | 18 | 2010-04 | 1,270,439,258 | WTF | bmher |
Feds found Pfizer "too big to nail". | inthebackofyourhead | 142 | 279 | 137 | 2010-04 | 1,270,438,902 | offbeat | bmhcg |
6.9 Earthquake just hit in Mexico | xternal | 950 | 1,593 | 643 | 2010-04 | 1,270,421,296 | worldnews | bmer4 |
That fucking piece | kahlveen | 974 | 2,057 | 1,083 | 2010-04 | 1,270,421,251 | pics | bmequ |
Maybe it's inside that freaky lump on your wrist;D | fredbnh | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,421,818 | pics | c0nhgoh |
There ya'll go wastin' good food....don't you know there's people starvin' in Africa! | Wolfshawk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,422,015 | guns | c0nhgvq |
UKIP candidate suspended over racist comments | [deleted] | 1 | 9 | 8 | 2010-04 | 1,270,395,788 | ukpolitics | bmb8u |
I am deeply shocked and surprised at this development | cj1127 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,397,475 | ukpolitics | c0nguxo |
I think we should all disable adblock on reddit. | [deleted] | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2010-04 | 1,270,386,893 | self | bma17 |
Yeah, because this site runs itself? | borez | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,387,168 | self | c0ngohe |
Pope's immunity could be challenged in Britain | chiguy | 12 | 25 | 13 | 2010-04 | 1,270,386,368 | politics | bm9yo |
This is pure xenophobia against Vaticanians! | sge_fan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,404,022 | politics | c0nh0jw |
700-year-old cave carvings with links to Knights Templar at risk as worms eat walls | marquis_of_chaos | 57 | 74 | 17 | 2010-04 | 1,270,385,189 | history | bm9tt |
But then the karma whores won't be able to milk the system for points.. | edifus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,560,486 | reddit.com | c0nkvgs |
Karzai Threatens to Join the Taliban | zoziw | 14 | 18 | 4 | 2010-04 | 1,270,513,682 | canada | bmvsf |
I'm so glad our troops are fighting to support this guy. | dynamitehacker | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,517,013 | canada | c0nk059 |
CIA Whistleblower talks about Heart Attack gun that shoots a frozen dart of poison that mimicks a heart attack in the unfortunate victim. | [deleted] | 45 | 77 | 32 | 2010-04 | 1,270,509,020 | WTF | bmuxc |
interesting, link? | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,538,952 | WTF | c0nkksx |
iPad Woes, spotty Wi-Fi reception, USB charging issues, buggy apps. | Wyodiver | 0 | 3 | 7 | 2010-04 | 1,270,500,458 | technology | bmt9m |
well its a good thing none of those early adapters and Apple fanboys stood in line for hours for that shiny piece of junk. | Rip_Van_Winkle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,500,768 | technology | c0njgli |
Apparently now Reagan is a new climate change leader for some Republicans? | joshuastarlight | 7 | 15 | 8 | 2010-04 | 1,270,496,491 | environment | bmsgd |
I never realized how much advertisers know about me | little_z | 12 | 18 | 6 | 2010-04 | 1,270,496,395 | technology | bmsfl |
We need government to regulate this! | joe0185 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,557,953 | technology | c0nkth1 |
The landmark nuclear pact the United States signs with Russia will significantly boost President Obama's moral hand in pursuing non-proliferation -- a key foreign policy goal. | IAmperfectlyCalm | 7 | 8 | 1 | 2010-04 | 1,270,483,534 | obama | bmpgw |
Well, that's what happens when you get two communists together. | aliengoods1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,493,319 | obama | c0nj6a4 |
Those were Reuters employees trying to get the bodies of reporters according to Wikileaks. | SpiceMustFlow | 135 | 135 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,482,276 | WTF | c0niqu0 |
OMG LIGHT UP THAT VAN THERES KIDS IN THERE AND THEY'VE MOST LIKELY RIGGED THEM UP WITH BOMBS! | Facepuncher | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,497,869 | WTF | c0njcx3 |
I bet that was easy | jabb0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,487,760 | pics | c0nixy3 |
Collateral Murder: The video of the US military murdering 2 Iraqi journalists and employees of Reuters news service. | theloneliestgeek | 31 | 36 | 5 | 2010-04 | 1,270,475,162 | worldnews | bmnkc |
A Place for Us | marquis_of_chaos | 49 | 70 | 21 | 2010-04 | 1,270,474,417 | photography | bmneg |
Hey now, we're all good socialists here, take your capitalist ideas elsewhere. | ryeguy146 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,491,419 | photography | c0nj3e9 |
Cows Are Key to 2,500 Years of Human Progress -- Dairy farming is key factor in history of European nutrition, study argues, with Roman empire a net loss | anutensil | 10 | 16 | 6 | 2010-04 | 1,270,604,496 | Health | bnebk |
105 free wallcharts of nuclear reactors | [deleted] | 30 | 39 | 9 | 2010-04 | 1,270,591,695 | energy | bnbya |
But the terrorists! | breakneckridge | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,597,332 | energy | c0nm7mg |
5 Simple Changes I'd Like to see on Facebook (pic) | slupo | 740 | 1,388 | 648 | 2010-04 | 1,270,587,783 | reddit.com | bnb6h |
Quick history lesson: Israel is occupying and colonizing the occupied territories. | theawesomeishere | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,656,657 | worldnews | c0nnrq9 |
Yeah, when Israel pulled out of Gaza in 2005 everything just calmed down in the region! | akruvi | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,659,036 | worldnews | c0nnvdh |
It's Michelle Bachman's birthday.Sign her card and give her a big FU | Countwolven | 0 | 6 | 7 | 2010-04 | 1,270,581,401 | politics | bn9p8 |
Don't worry, they're protecting our self-righteous fat ass egotistical God loving immigrant hating society. | jaxxorz | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,591,235 | politics | c0nm04k |
China-based hackers stole Indian national-security information, 1,500 emails from the Dalai Lama's office and other sensitive documents, new report says. | jms1225 | 20 | 38 | 18 | 2010-04 | 1,270,567,740 | reddit.com | bn661 |
The Daliai Lama is not really a CIA stooge, so what sensitive documents would China possibly be looking for? | bpmf | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,569,611 | reddit.com | c0nl5vz |
"Christianity" in Mississippi: One lesbian and six learning disabled students sent to fake prom while the rest of the class enjoys a parent-sponsored prom behind their backs | AngelaMotorman | 984 | 1,841 | 857 | 2010-04 | 1,270,566,643 | reddit.com | bn5ut |
66.8% of statistics are made up. | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,586,300 | reddit.com | c0nltb4 |
Including stats about how Christianity is evil. | mrdarrenh | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,588,525 | reddit.com | c0nlwi9 |
Pinocchio was always into safe sex (SFw) | Bearmancartoons | 2 | 20 | 18 | 2010-04 | 1,270,557,716 | comics | bn3rq |
HA HA HA HA ITS FUNNY. | ev_n | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,562,804 | comics | c0nkxns |
Are you in the US military? | [deleted] | 0 | 17 | 22 | 2010-04 | 1,270,536,400 | pics | bmzwt |
Hey the Greeks used to do it like 3000 years ago, whats changed since then? | Hellman109 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,537,852 | pics | c0nkk3x |
California's $500-billion pension time bomb | yoda17 | 51 | 83 | 32 | 2010-04 | 1,270,691,150 | Economics | bnx1m |
The free market would lead the workers and customers to move to a safer company, so this would be a self-correcting problem. | DublinBen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,692,284 | politics | c0np2r8 |
Tough Day? | Teekoo | 668 | 1,376 | 708 | 2010-04 | 1,270,675,058 | pics | bntyc |
Comic sans is such a badass font. | CredditCard | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,693,085 | pics | c0np3mb |
The Bizarre World Of Left-Wing Rage | [deleted] | 442 | 1,754 | 1,312 | 2010-04 | 1,270,673,634 | politics | bntmy |
Military says they can't find its copy of the video of journalists getting killed: yet another reason why we all need wikileaks | Fauster | 139 | 286 | 147 | 2010-04 | 1,270,666,185 | worldnews | bnrxx |
I have no problem with Wikileaks airing this video, but I seriously doubt that the US military stores all the video from every system forever. | Liederkranz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,724,780 | worldnews | c0nprjv |
Yeah, storing these things is so expensive these days with 1 TB costing an astronomical amount of money | sge_fan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,738,538 | worldnews | c0nq2oo |
But that was the god Reagan, and this is some black Muslin dude who is ruining our country! | daychilde | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,666,128 | politics | c0no6f5 |
It's a valid defense if you're american, isn't it ? | catOrmOuse | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,664,550 | politics | c0no3we |
TIL April is "Confederate History Month" in Virginia | jess_we_can | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2010-04 | 1,270,649,662 | todayilearned | bnng1 |
Mine operator in accident had 57 safety violations last month alone and and did not install a required ventilation system that would have prevented the disaster | [deleted] | 50 | 85 | 35 | 2010-04 | 1,270,646,695 | reddit.com | bnmod |
Clearly, the answer is for the government to keep out of businesses lives, cut taxes, and let self regulation and the market fix everything. | mcanerin | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,658,550 | reddit.com | c0nnujf |
Iranian Air Force Tribute - Persian Cats - IRIAF | pauliddon92 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 2010-04 | 1,270,640,347 | aviation | bnl9w |
Disgusted | jasenlee | 5 | 7 | 2 | 2010-04 | 1,270,619,935 | Equality | bnhdj |
Next up, seek a cure to being black! | I_divided_by_0- | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,271,679,817 | Equality | c0of1vs |
President Obama questions Sarah Palin's nuclear acumen | grytpype | 42 | 108 | 66 | 2010-04 | 1,270,777,449 | politics | bof9s |
Palin is a shrill cunt | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,787,057 | politics | c0nrvj7 |
FDA says what smart people already knew, anti- bacterial soap is not healthier than regular soap. | skeletorcares | 752 | 1,627 | 875 | 2010-04 | 1,270,774,766 | science | boess |
Thank god we have the FDA to clear this up! | clumma | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,791,970 | science | c0ns0me |
"The following list details your husbands activities in this store in the past 6 months." | Xiol | 188 | 572 | 384 | 2010-04 | 1,270,768,820 | pics | bodsp |
Fake - I've been getting this chain email since 1999. | busytigger | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,817,565 | pics | c0nsg0d |
How to start a nuclear war in one hour | snorkkel | 4 | 8 | 4 | 2010-04 | 1,270,763,290 | reddit.com | bocr2 |
That's amore! | flamingmenudo | 7 | 10 | 3 | 2010-04 | 1,270,761,172 | comics | bocca |
Tennessee removes 100,000 mostly elderly or disabled people from Medicaid | infinity777 | 70 | 103 | 33 | 2010-04 | 1,270,756,651 | Health | bob9z |
Good, now only the strong shall survive! | curiousdude | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,791,394 | Health | c0ns025 |
Weathermen, and other climate change skeptics : No one has ever offered a plausible account of why thousands of scientists at hundreds of universities in dozens of countries would bother to engineer a climate hoax | theambassadors | 116 | 212 | 96 | 2010-04 | 1,270,750,422 | environment | bo9r5 |
UK: 98.5% of jobs created since 1997 have gone to foreigners. | Theoden | 1 | 19 | 18 | 2010-04 | 1,270,749,736 | Economics | bo9kt |
Yeah, insightful economic analysis there. | _psyFungi | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,751,354 | Economics | c0nqkh0 |
Three iPads used for a lovely piano duet | [deleted] | 0 | 2 | 5 | 2010-04 | 1,270,747,961 | technology | bo95h |
IS THERE NOTHING THE IPAD CANNOT DO? | borez | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,748,190 | technology | c0nqfwu |