text
stringlengths 1
10k
| author
stringlengths 3
20
⌀ | score
int64 -1,211
235k
| ups
int64 -926
222k
| downs
int64 -1
59.5k
| date
stringlengths 7
7
| created_utc
int64 1.22B
1.49B
| subreddit
stringlengths 2
21
| id
stringlengths 4
7
|
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Apple absent from universal phone charger push | sea_wall | 18 | 22 | 4 | 2009-02 | 1,234,885,308 | technology | 7y2kk |
Would Jesus use vote-bots? | joyork | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,234,882,472 | atheism | c07puvr |
Former Head of MI5 (British Homeland Security) Has Accused the Government of Exploiting the Fear of Terrorism to Restrict Civil Liberties. | alexcq | 956 | 1,235 | 279 | 2009-02 | 1,234,865,907 | reddit.com | 7y09r |
this is a great step for woman's rights in Iran. | feliandrade | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,086,494 | reddit.com | c07rv2m |
No, THIS is how you respond to a creationist. | dorkboat | 412 | 554 | 142 | 2009-02 | 1,235,064,141 | atheism | 7yoye |
It must have been all those vaccinations he had as a child | col381 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,039,955 | science | c07rdwt |
Ask Reddit: Does anyone else want to murder Nancy Grace after watching five minutes of her show? | [deleted] | 36 | 58 | 22 | 2009-02 | 1,235,191,267 | AskReddit | 7z3qg |
I think we need to be a bit careful about our headlines here. | ShadowOfIJ | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,196,217 | AskReddit | c07su8u |
Yes, this one wasn't sensationalistic enough, was it? | Zweben | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,211,258 | AskReddit | c07swyy |
Cop Who Shoved Cyclist Fired by NYPD, Faces 4 Year Sentence Thanks to YouTube Video | Orangutan | 1,115 | 1,353 | 238 | 2009-02 | 1,235,159,671 | politics | 7z0nk |
This is why folks are getting arrested for taking photos and film. | flannelback | 288 | 288 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,163,356 | politics | c07sjyk |
OK, I understand why food prices went up last year when gas prices rose to above $4 - the cost of transportation is part of the cost of food - but now that gas is at below $2, why haven't food prices come down again? | Wordie | 207 | 312 | 105 | 2009-02 | 1,235,144,657 | politics | 7yyaz |
Nobody forces you to either eat at a restaurant or drink a soda there. | uriel | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,153,767 | politics | c07sfaw |
But if there is a demand for cheaper soda capitalism should be producing restaurants that sell such cheaper soda right? | son-of-chadwardenn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,168,378 | politics | c07sm7t |
Can you be a bible believer and believe in evolution? | [deleted] | 16 | 26 | 10 | 2009-02 | 1,235,125,213 | Christianity | 7yw2j |
Yes, provided you don't interpret the early parts of Genesis literally. | amican | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,132,294 | Christianity | c07s7d0 |
OR we can just say that Genesis is allegorical creation myth with the point being that God created everything, without having to explain physics and genetics to a bunch of primitive Hebrews. | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,172,067 | Christianity | c07snla |
See, God is anti-science. | avengingturnip | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,191,832 | Christianity | c07st6s |
A heart attack? | [deleted] | 0 | 6 | 6 | 2009-02 | 1,235,107,915 | comics | 7yug1 |
Thats a ripoff of Cy&H! | myotheralt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,108,392 | comics | c07s2p7 |
McDonald's refuses workers compensation for shooting victim: Be a hero on your own time | polymath22 | 16 | 28 | 12 | 2009-02 | 1,235,264,537 | reddit.com | 7z9we |
Only 7% of top scientists believe in God, and only 7.9% in immortality | bertrand | 276 | 562 | 286 | 2009-02 | 1,235,258,382 | science | 7z9gp |
Nothing says high intelligence like logical consistancy. | woodrail | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,265,171 | science | c07t9hn |
Obama Discovers $2.7 Trillion Hole After Ending Bush's Deceptive Accounting Practices | abudabu | 104 | 150 | 46 | 2009-02 | 1,235,237,418 | politics | 7z7hw |
Heath Ledger Wins Oscar! | [deleted] | 0 | 11 | 14 | 2009-02 | 1,235,359,231 | reddit.com | 7zh5l |
oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming | Mulsanne | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,359,604 | reddit.com | c07twag |
Heath Ledger Wins An Oscar! | [deleted] | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2009-02 | 1,235,358,837 | reddit.com | 7zh4a |
oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming | Mulsanne | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,359,413 | reddit.com | c07tw7x |
oh wow I am so surprised I never saw this coming | Mulsanne | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,358,936 | reddit.com | c07tw2k |
Has Your Credit Card Number Been STOLEN On The Internet? | gamebit | 1,708 | 2,344 | 636 | 2009-02 | 1,235,349,425 | pics | 7zgc5 |
sweet .. can I check all my credit card with this ... | darwin_wins | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,360,343 | pics | c07twjg |
Scrabble word of the day is brilliant today | gukeums1 | 1,744 | 2,426 | 682 | 2009-02 | 1,235,327,925 | funny | 7zecd |
NVIDIA rebrands a card, jacks up the price, then threatens reviewers who do not fall for their marketing tricks | [deleted] | 208 | 276 | 68 | 2009-02 | 1,235,429,146 | reddit.com | 7zpjf |
As a person reading a comment from a person who doesn't know that ATI does the same thing, I have to lol as well. | stronglikedan | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,441,930 | reddit.com | c07ulg1 |
A typical reddit meeting | oceanographer | 1,600 | 1,979 | 379 | 2009-02 | 1,235,426,228 | funny | 7zp51 |
It's stuff like this that stops me from leaving reddit despite my ideological differences with the community. | son-of-chadwardenn | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,435,597 | funny | c07uja7 |
You're a pro-Bush Catholic Republican that opposes the legalization of marijuana, but while you didn't like Obama during the election, you're warming to him now and like where his administration is going? | [deleted] | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,445,130 | funny | c07umjb |
Wow you read my mind. | son-of-chadwardenn | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,448,899 | funny | c07unuf |
Giving up Reddit for Lent | nymbot | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2009-02 | 1,235,498,802 | reddit.com | 7zxmp |
I gave up digg for reddit, but I've never logged on to lent. | LeeJunFan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,499,355 | reddit.com | c07v1y6 |
Obama is right to take on the very rich~They're paying far less of their incomes in taxes than average Americans | ScrewDriver | 368 | 625 | 257 | 2009-02 | 1,235,485,396 | politics | 7zvg8 |
Well, I'm just glad there is no chance this movie will compare as disastrously to the original as did Jaws 3, Terminator 3, Matrix 3 or Back to the Future 3. | guntotingliberal | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,489,255 | entertainment | c07uxb4 |
Dude, BTTF 3 was good. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,506,533 | entertainment | c07v56h |
I'll be happy as long as it continues to develop and enrich the ongoing saga of The Ghostbusters, as Ghostbusters 2 did. | rsmoling | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,493,329 | entertainment | c07uz1s |
Why "Youth Model Shotguns" are a bad idea | [deleted] | 0 | 3 | 3 | 2009-02 | 1,235,459,625 | reddit.com | 7zsqn |
Chalk it up to the price of the freedom to bear arms. | mellowmonk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,460,773 | reddit.com | c07ur5s |
What Italians really think about Pizza Hut pasta. | [deleted] | 308 | 578 | 270 | 2009-02 | 1,235,603,677 | funny | 80bas |
They hated it | [deleted] | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,603,946 | funny | c07w7ly |
oh I thought they were cursing coz they liked it too much .... | darwin_wins | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,619,258 | funny | c07wdt8 |
Obama Should Give Every American 18 Years or Older 1 Million Dollars to Stimulate Economy - Commentary | cfclouisiana | 0 | 7 | 7 | 2009-02 | 1,235,581,979 | reddit.com | 8081z |
Only for folks who already have a net worth of $10 million or more; otherwise it's socialism. | mellowmonk | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,587,711 | reddit.com | c07vyls |
NYT: Humanities Must Justify Their Worth | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,542,809 | philosophy | 8035r |
atheist toast | brit878 | 242 | 414 | 172 | 2009-02 | 1,235,705,174 | atheism | 80nmo |
You guys are completely lost, God obviously made that toast. | KableKiB | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,741,189 | atheism | c07xhyn |
HIV is evolving rapidly to escape the human immune system | heidavey | 38 | 60 | 22 | 2009-02 | 1,235,661,321 | Health | 80hhf |
Creationists: still want to argue about evolution being real and observable? | mookiemookie | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,666,818 | Health | c07wr6j |
No, you see, god is making it do that to kill all the fags. | angryostrich | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,671,919 | Health | c07wu89 |
Sean Hannity, Bad American | joelrw | 61 | 87 | 26 | 2009-02 | 1,235,778,128 | politics | 80wd4 |
When their efforts failed, as they usually did, Governments then put the blame on the wickedness and dishonesty of their subjects, rather than upon the ineffectiveness of the official policy. | Arguron | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2009-02 | 1,235,774,768 | politics | 80vzb |
Well yeah, but it'll work this time. | SovereignMan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,780,770 | politics | c07xxny |
isn't that logo sexist. | macwhyver | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,782,334 | reddit.com | c07xy71 |
psh, it's not sexist if it's a WOMAN doing it, don't you know anything? | lulzbot | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,851,148 | reddit.com | c07ydi3 |
These graphics completely OWN it's other mech competitor Armored Core 4 Answer... man I wish I didn't dish all that money out for that when I could have THIS! | ace_wolfgang | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,811,531 | gaming | c07y50v |
Breaking news: NATO documents about Afghanistan have been cracked, Jordan is secretly still involved in the war, Russian troops in Afghanistan is "out of the question" | markvand | 89 | 137 | 48 | 2009-02 | 1,235,761,020 | worldnews | 80u5k |
Can't imagine why Russian troops in Afghanistan is out of the question... | btl | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,770,629 | worldnews | c07xtvx |
U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name | ktusznio | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2009-02 | 1,235,868,104 | Music | 813xt |
wow i have never heard this, who are these people... | colkowalski | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-03 | 1,235,868,311 | Music | c07yj08 |
Who else thinks that javascript alert() is an annoying, lazy, and ugly way to notify me of something on your site. | [deleted] | 27 | 197 | 170 | 2009-02 | 1,235,860,315 | programming | 8139p |
It's a useful debugging tool | benoror | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,863,606 | programming | c07yhlm |
Brilliant Google Ad | [deleted] | 27 | 62 | 35 | 2009-02 | 1,235,853,734 | funny | 812ol |
DAMN...Police officer loses his fucking mind and beats a teenage girl on camera. | darkgatherer | 2,264 | 2,919 | 655 | 2009-02 | 1,235,822,875 | reddit.com | 8102h |
Your cop buddy is the fucking problem: 1. no respect for the rule of law 2. immediately wants to solve it through a beating He is SOOOOO different than the cops in the video. | chronicdisorder | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2009-02 | 1,235,847,971 | reddit.com | c07ycdb |
funny | jemka | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,151,163 | funny | c0nbvvz |
FTFY | Vee_Vee | 15 | 45 | 30 | 2010-04 | 1,270,142,992 | pics | bla7s |
i think i am going to do this with my Macbook Pro. | sgtpepper1990 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,143,122 | pics | c0nbmju |
Don't, it fries your battery. | muhnooer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,179,380 | pics | c0nclst |
Toronto Sun Cover Reviews | ptrin | 23 | 27 | 4 | 2010-04 | 1,270,130,324 | toronto | bl6u3 |
Whoops! | Krishna987 | 676 | 1,279 | 603 | 2010-04 | 1,270,127,899 | pics | bl68f |
Knees are way too sharp. | TheHammerIsMyPenis | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,135,814 | pics | c0nbeup |
OMFG BEST JOKE EVER YOU ROCK BRO! | qqtt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,125,927 | reddit.com | c0nb6fc |
You know you've arrived when Wimp posts your video. | hokeydokey | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,156,950 | funny | c0nc2eh |
I bet this guy doesn't have a single PAID employee! | DasWood | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,110,110 | reddit.com | bl2w1 |
Oh yeah, this totally doesn't violate the Fair Labor Standards Act. | rodon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,151,503 | reddit.com | c0nbw9o |
CNN's New Star - Erick Erickson will pull 'wife's shotgun' on Census worker and "See how that little ACS worker likes being scared" | filmfiend999 | 36 | 103 | 67 | 2010-04 | 1,270,252,057 | politics | bltf2 |
Asked To Declare His Race, Obama Checks "Black" On Census | [deleted] | 1 | 19 | 18 | 2010-04 | 1,270,249,519 | news | blt37 |
I believe he also checked 'Male'. | YosserHughes | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,257,540 | news | c0nediy |
Why I won't buy the iPad: "I can't afford it!" | shatteredmindofbob | 8 | 18 | 10 | 2010-04 | 1,270,247,106 | technology | blsqc |
for the same price you get more computing power if you get a 15 inch laptop, and it will include a real keypad and touchpad | Rip_Van_Winkle | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,248,771 | technology | c0ne61a |
I regularly type my visa number and pin into the search bar on Chrome and then don't hit return. | Random | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,254,064 | reddit.com | c0neamn |
It just proves that the Zionist World Domination Conspiracy (TM) controls the Vatican, too. | zendak | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,236,655 | atheism | c0ndtkg |
Why is it that an employer cannot discriminate when hiring based on sex, orgin, etc... but the United States government can when it comes to homosexuals in the military? | Livin_The_Dream | 0 | 3 | 4 | 2010-04 | 1,270,233,820 | AskReddit | blqdq |
because they'll be too busy sucking cocks to notice they are getting shot at. | cerialthriller | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,235,526 | AskReddit | c0nds8j |
Holy Week around the world, 2010 | nomdeweb | 34 | 74 | 40 | 2010-04 | 1,270,227,898 | worldnews | blp2g |
Man are they gonna be pissed when they find out they picked the wrong religion | dingglejingle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,244,874 | worldnews | c0ne2bp |
Continuity | lameresponse | 237 | 384 | 147 | 2010-04 | 1,270,226,083 | gaming | blonw |
can't wait for the app to come out for the [insert Apple portable device] so i can enjoy this like the rest of you. | p3ngwin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,251,543 | gaming | c0ne8gp |
Maybe we should ask him why he, as a doctor, has concerns about the healthcare bill instead of just looking at his response to it. | shulmaniac | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,230,738 | WTF | c0ndmk3 |
Chart showing how people's political views change as they age, based on 172,853 people's self-proclaimed political views on OKcupid. | AmbitionOfPhilipJFry | 27 | 61 | 34 | 2010-04 | 1,270,218,813 | politics | bln1z |
And this is exactly why I approve of death panels. | Deep-Thought | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2010-04 | 1,270,224,074 | politics | c0ndefe |
Fox & Friends wants to know: Why aren't the people at Google good Christians like the rest of us? | pinkunicorn | 306 | 613 | 307 | 2010-04 | 1,270,218,432 | politics | blmz9 |